"If she wants to act like a main character, then I'mma treat her like a main character." That is such a power play on Florida's part, I am going to have to remember that one.
@@Ben_Brainard you're hysterical and doing a great job. Thank you for your comedy. It is honestly the highlight of my week. You have made 2020 bearable
@@Backinblackbunny009LOL You won't die! Just give yourself some time to adapt. Make sure your car isn't rear wheel drive (front or all wheel drive would be preferable), get a new wardrobe (warm pants, socks, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, good heavy coat, hats, gloves, shoes/boots with a good tread and waterproofing preferably, and long johns, tops and bottoms). That will keep you warm. Don't drive in the snow and ice 'til you get used to it and make sure you have suitable tires. Maine has limited public transportation, and it's rare that anything stops for bad weather, it usually just delays for a couple of hours. I'm in NC now and I was shocked at how a little snow stops everything here. That being said, it's beautiful there and I miss it. Most places don't have air conditioning (though that may have changed a bit with climate change), but hot Maine summer days may feel like nothing to you. I was in Vegas for work at about this time of year a while back, and I thought I'd die just going from my hotel to a restaurant. If you have a chance, there's a chain of restaurants in Maine called Governor's and they're very good. They always had great deserts. A free education is worth it's weight in gold, so I say grab it with both hands! Good luck!
The fact that Cali doesn't have his glasses reminds me of a incorrect quote I saw that went like: California: I'm not even wearing my glasses anymore California: I've seen enough
All Northern States when a Southern State complains about "winter" weather: "Are you kidding me? Really? Really!?!!!" Canada: "Aw look 'em, think they've got cold weather, it's adorable! Here bud can you hold my Tims while I use both hands to pry open my iced in car? Thanks a million." Russia- "In Russia there is no winter, just sometimes a bit windy, some snow, no big deal, what are you whining about?" Antarctica - Penguins secretly laugh at everyone.
0:14 - MN and WI (Stares in North). OMG, I choked on my coffee at this. The only thing that would've made it better is if you then had Alaska basking in the sun with sunglasses on at the mention of 60 degrees. XD LOL.
"We don't sell winter jackets down here." *looks at the winter jacket I got from the Columbia store at the outlet mall in Orlando* I guess Florida didn't try too hard.
First of all, I'm digging the haircut. Second, this is my favorite video yet. My blood boiled when I first read the story. I appreciate your take on it.
Having moved to Minneapolis during one of the worst blizzards they'd had in a hundred years, then a decade later moving back home to Florida, I feel both of these 😅
I was not ready for “If she wants to act like a main character, Ima treat her like a main character.” I had just put a spoonful of cereal in my mouth and I almost spit it right out 😂
“If she wants to act like a main character, imma treat her like a main character” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just woke up and scared my sleeping dog I laughed so hard at that!!!!
DC'S TIE IS ALMOST ALL THE WAY UNDONE AND HAS BEEN COMING MORE UNDONE EACH EPISODE AND THE FINAL ELECTION CALLING IS MONDAY THE AMOUNT OF UNDONE THE TIE IS TO SHOW THE TIME BEFORE THE FINAL CALLING edit : I realized I had caps lock on while typing this and I'm to tired to undo it But yeah, this is my headcanon
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of the fact that being from Louisiana, I actually get Florida. And don't snicker. Down here temps in the 60s is considered cold. It's the humidity that makes it feel colder than it really is. It's hilarious watching people from up north freezing their collective asses off in low 60s-upper 50s weather, wondering how it can feel so cold.
Fabulous social commentary, Mr. Brainard. Turning Florida into a sympathetic villian is a stroke of genius! So many one liners in this clip, I can't even pick out just one to highlight. But, I do need to ask, what happened to CA's glasses? Did Florida steal, uh, borrow, them?
Me, everytime Flordia does/says something crazy: "JFC, Florida...Really?" Also me: "I don't know why I expected anything different...it IS Floriday after all!!" lol
Hack. Florida should have been bundled up in all the blankets and bedsheets and still shivering while looking for the jacket. Many of us are thin-blooded folk. I wear jeans and carry a jacket in summer because I get cold indoors. 😉
i know i’ve commented this on other vids before but the red tie!!!!! it’s literally so cool how it gets looser and looser as we get closer to a new president
0:14 NY looks up from a snow-covered grill, a cup of Tim Hortons in hand, pulling on a third(Buffalo Bills) jacket, shakes his head mumbling "[Speaks New York] wussie. Come back and talk to me when it's so cold your Timbits is frozen." Also, 1:33 when CA just kicks back to watch with leftover Halloween candy!
2:49 I mean... the us kinda is a storyline- Covid is the main thing because it's been here the whole year(the storyline is about 2020 or something), we have the fires, blm, the murder hornets or whatever they were called are just filler, etc
…. When ever I do something stupid, and I start giggling, or chuckling, is can’t help but say “chuckles in Floridian”… I live in Texas, was born in Colorado, and have never been in Florida…
"If she wants to act like a main character, then I'mma treat her like a main character." That is such a power play on Florida's part, I am going to have to remember that one.
That was my favorite part!!
@@Ben_Brainard A stopped clock is right twice a day.
I feel DC's voice getting higher the more frustrated he is on a spiritual level.
@@Ben_Brainard you're hysterical and doing a great job. Thank you for your comedy. It is honestly the highlight of my week. You have made 2020 bearable
Living in DC, this is how we all feel on a daily basis, even those of us not in government jobs.
@@Ben_Brainard There's always falsetto. ^.^
CALI! BLINK TWICE IF FLORIDA STOLE YOUR GLASSES.
We can't do anything about if he did, but we just want to know.
CA just decided it wasn't worth arguing and grabbed the candy bowl 😂🤣😂
I just found this comment. You WIN THE INTERNET today!
“Don’t tell me you payed for your own NETFLIX account!”
I mean.... If Florida isn’t my best friend I refuse to have any friends
@@Ben_Brainard Fax
Yeah... *that's* why I don't have any friends...
The Texas Supreme Court case would be interesting as a skit
I was actually waiting for it! Haha
Im already warning up popcorn ☺️
@@Ben_Brainard New York is going to have to keep Pennsylvania from killing Texas
Can Colorado close the boarder and ban Texans ;)
God: And we shall give this state the gift of no common sense
Florida: Thanks Santa
I just spit my water across my table. Bravo 😂😂😂
The most underrated comment *EVER*!!!
@@jessicadodson8812 Thank you! Ben inspires the jokes
@@inmemoryoflael You're too kind
but florida is the freest state in the US, that one does make sense.
DC's tie just getting looser and looser over the course of the last few videos is *chef's kiss*
Well, he is approaching having to replace it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Florida: I don’t think I’m evil, just misunderstood.
Me: Smiles in Floridian.
Lol
Same. Heh heh.
I’m so glad you didn’t skip the beat part - the shared password that they didn’t change after firing her.
That was also posted on a website. It may not have even been her!
@@ansonfrog8094 oh really? Very interesting. I hadn’t seen that.
Lmao DC is so expectant from Florida XD
“Oh- oh no”
I feel like DC is slowly becoming more and more unhinged
He has been for a while, a long while.
January 20 can’t come soon enough
In real life or in these videos? 😂
@@inmemoryoflael both
I mean, he has to deal with ALL the states nonsense and all of Florida’s daily nonsense, can you blame him for slowly slipping into insanity? 😂😂
This why I love living in Florida. Chaos
I miss my home state so much....
Chaos is amazing
Chaos has no side😈😈
Are... Are you ok? (Blink twice if you need help)
You like living in a state where the government points guns at toddlers because their mom is letting people know the truth? Bless your heart.
I’m so distracted by California apparently getting contacts XD
I was so distracted that it took me like three tries to process the line, "She refused to manipulate the data."
Me too. Where are the glasses?
DC about to have a aneurysm when Louie and Florida start in. I lost it when CA switched gears and grabbed the candy bowl to watch the show😂😂😂
In northern Maine when it hit 60+ degrees we all were laying out getting tans in our swim suits and shorts at the outdoor pool!
My sister wants us to move from Vegas to Maine bc there's some program to get your medical degree for free. We're all gonna die.
@@Backinblackbunny009LOL You won't die! Just give yourself some time to adapt. Make sure your car isn't rear wheel drive (front or all wheel drive would be preferable), get a new wardrobe (warm pants, socks, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, good heavy coat, hats, gloves, shoes/boots with a good tread and waterproofing preferably, and long johns, tops and bottoms). That will keep you warm. Don't drive in the snow and ice 'til you get used to it and make sure you have suitable tires. Maine has limited public transportation, and it's rare that anything stops for bad weather, it usually just delays for a couple of hours. I'm in NC now and I was shocked at how a little snow stops everything here. That being said, it's beautiful there and I miss it. Most places don't have air conditioning (though that may have changed a bit with climate change), but hot Maine summer days may feel like nothing to you. I was in Vegas for work at about this time of year a while back, and I thought I'd die just going from my hotel to a restaurant.
If you have a chance, there's a chain of restaurants in Maine called Governor's and they're very good. They always had great deserts.
A free education is worth it's weight in gold, so I say grab it with both hands! Good luck!
This is just 4 minutes of Florida and DC going back and forth and I love it.
The fact that Cali doesn't have his glasses reminds me of a incorrect quote I saw that went like:
California: I'm not even wearing my glasses anymore
California: I've seen enough
Where are Cali's glasses!
They said “aight imma head out”
I totally thought the same thing! I didn’t see them either
We wear glasses sometimes in Cali lol
That’s what was missing
And I know he has two sets - the original, and someone sent him a gift. Is that what Florida lost track of?
It got so cold here (Louisiana) I actually put on closed toe shoes, instead of my usual flip flops, to go to the store.
I watched this one with my mom since I showed her your videos. We could not stop laughing. Thanks for making my day a little brighter!
At this point you’re one of my more trusted news sources
These videos have been what’s gotten me through 2020 thanks see you in the next year it’s been hilarious
As a Wisconsinite, I relate so much to that face Wisconsin made. 60° is a tropical heat wave up here.😂
It got down to 60 here (Louisiana) and i had to turn my heater on.
It's 80 in my neck of the woods in Texas. We wear coats at 70 and shut down whole state with flurries. It is madness.
Colorado: looks up briefly in elevation, then also looks away in desert
Colorado should close the boarder with and ban Texans by declaring a state of emergency 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All Northern States when a Southern State complains about "winter" weather: "Are you kidding me? Really? Really!?!!!" Canada: "Aw look 'em, think they've got cold weather, it's adorable! Here bud can you hold my Tims while I use both hands to pry open my iced in car? Thanks a million." Russia- "In Russia there is no winter, just sometimes a bit windy, some snow, no big deal, what are you whining about?"
Antarctica - Penguins secretly laugh at everyone.
all southern states when northern states complain about the summer heat.
0:14 - MN and WI (Stares in North). OMG, I choked on my coffee at this. The only thing that would've made it better is if you then had Alaska basking in the sun with sunglasses on at the mention of 60 degrees. XD LOL.
I hope this series of characters makes you rich and famous. You have put a lot of work and effort into this and it is truly funny
im from wi and when he said the 60s i immediately started laughing and then had to rewatch bc i saw wisconsin was actually there
I live in montana and when relatives from california come and say 65 degree weather is cold I laugh because it's actually not that cold.
From MN. I saw 60 and thought “heat wave”!!!
Northern NY and I'm bout to go out in shorts and tshirt with 54 and snow on the ground.
It got down to 60 here (Louisiana) and I had to turn my heater on. It's chilly. I've been in long sleeves for nearly a month now.
Wisconsin has been in a few of them now... this is the first MN one I've seen though!
"We don't sell winter jackets down here."
*looks at the winter jacket I got from the Columbia store at the outlet mall in Orlando*
I guess Florida didn't try too hard.
I was just thinking of how I got a pair of sweatpants as a souvenir during the summer.😂
Are...are you surprised? are you legitimately surprised?
@@blitsriderfield4099 No, I was just making a comment about it and making a joke, like damn.
Those are apparently just for the tourists
@@angiect3791 I mean anyone can go there but okay.
I almost didn't recognize CA without his glasses!
First of all, I'm digging the haircut. Second, this is my favorite video yet. My blood boiled when I first read the story. I appreciate your take on it.
The haircut is his army haircut, as he in the army reserve
Cali’s glasses D:
0:14
Minnesota and Wisconsin: *Judgement*
Minnesotans and Wisconsies: *More judgement*
Canadians: *Laughter intensifies*
Having moved to Minneapolis during one of the worst blizzards they'd had in a hundred years, then a decade later moving back home to Florida, I feel both of these 😅
@@Oreo9702
Dang 😳
Wisconsinites*
@@dravenashes
Aight, fair enough
He forgot NY where we would have bitchslapped someone for that
Notice how DC’s tie gets looser every time.
It'll be blue any minute.
@@jlmo247 it will.
"And to remember a whole new one? Pass."
"Word."
I died at this😂💀
1:31 Ben didn't want to make popcorn so he grabbed the candy bowl.
I was not ready for “If she wants to act like a main character, Ima treat her like a main character.” I had just put a spoonful of cereal in my mouth and I almost spit it right out 😂
You have no idea how much I appreciate this one.
Where's California's glasses?
I love how Florida trolls everyone
“If she wants to act like a main character, imma treat her like a main character” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just woke up and scared my sleeping dog I laughed so hard at that!!!!
Seeing california with no glasses is throwing me off
California needs to hand back his hipster card. He's not wearing his glasses!
only Floridians will understand this
90 DEGREES ON CHRISTMAS
It’s a nice day to be outside on Christmas, just beautiful and lovely.
Did Cali start wearing contacts all the sudden?
Best comedian ever!!! I love florida and texas!!💕💕💕
(Chuckles in Florida) is my new favorite phrase. Thank you Ben.
a little detail i love is that the red tie just becomes increasingly undone as the election goes on
I kinda wanna to see the "Stand Your Ground" bill.
DC'S TIE IS ALMOST ALL THE WAY UNDONE AND HAS BEEN COMING MORE UNDONE EACH EPISODE
AND THE FINAL ELECTION CALLING IS MONDAY
THE AMOUNT OF UNDONE THE TIE IS TO SHOW THE TIME BEFORE THE FINAL CALLING
edit : I realized I had caps lock on while typing this and I'm to tired to undo it
But yeah, this is my headcanon
Ok, I know it's not relevant to the skit but, WHERE are California's glasses? He doesn't look complete without them!
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed of the fact that being from Louisiana, I actually get Florida.
And don't snicker. Down here temps in the 60s is considered cold. It's the humidity that makes it feel colder than it really is. It's hilarious watching people from up north freezing their collective asses off in low 60s-upper 50s weather, wondering how it can feel so cold.
I'm from Louisiana too, and yep! I'll take our 60's and the free day off when it snows once every few years. 🤣
Let us all remember that they pointed guns...at her children! Her children!
I’m still curious what’s wrong with the stand your ground bill
Fabulous social commentary, Mr. Brainard. Turning Florida into a sympathetic villian is a stroke of genius! So many one liners in this clip, I can't even pick out just one to highlight. But, I do need to ask, what happened to CA's glasses? Did Florida steal, uh, borrow, them?
I love how as it gets closer to January the tie comes closer to coming off!
Florida. Don't tell me you pay for your own Netflix account!
DC no, not that!
Who else misses the subtitles under the characters? You know for characters emotions
DC’s looking quite dapper these days
Me, everytime Flordia does/says something crazy: "JFC, Florida...Really?"
Also me: "I don't know why I expected anything different...it IS Floriday after all!!" lol
I love that the tie is becoming more undone as we get closer to Jan 20th
Florida is gonna give poor D.C. an aneurysm
Love these longer ones awesome made my day
Hack. Florida should have been bundled up in all the blankets and bedsheets and still shivering while looking for the jacket. Many of us are thin-blooded folk. I wear jeans and carry a jacket in summer because I get cold indoors. 😉
Where are CA's glasses???
I got to say I love your work dude I read about that yesterday but then I thought I wonder how Ben is going to do it you never disappoint
Doesn't California normally wear glasses?
I love how Florida said that it was in the 60’s. I feel like that’s all Floridians ever. 😂
yeeeaahhhh, saw the other day that the username and password were on a publicly visible website as well.
Cali with no glasses messes with my brain
The cold part shouldve had more time. It was REALLY cold here!!
I really love how DC's tie gets looser with every episode. Good detail.
60 is way to cold. I'm freezing in 75 degree weather here in AZ
Bugs Bunny had the right idea. Get a big saw and just let Florida float off into the Atlantic.
I... don't wanna know about the new "stand your ground" law. Really don't
None of this has any business being this damn funny
it hit the high 30s and i am freaking out because it's cOLD help
i know i’ve commented this on other vids before but the red tie!!!!! it’s literally so cool how it gets looser and looser as we get closer to a new president
0:14
NY looks up from a snow-covered grill, a cup of Tim Hortons in hand, pulling on a third(Buffalo Bills) jacket, shakes his head mumbling "[Speaks New York] wussie. Come back and talk to me when it's so cold your Timbits is frozen."
Also, 1:33 when CA just kicks back to watch with leftover Halloween candy!
i'm digging the new DC outfit
Florida is a Genius end of story. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
Americans: (Ralph Wiggum voice) I'm in danger!
'It dropped into like... tHe 60's!'
Meanwhile me stuck in my room with unknown inches of snow in Iowa
This is indeed Florida's attitude about winter
“How can you so casually do something so messed up?”
Simple he’s Florida 😊
I like the detail of how the red tie is getting looser each video.
I live in Florida and she has been the true source on information.
And they just keep on coming. Hahaha love this, its so freaking funny.
Woah now...tell me more about this new proposed "Stand Your Ground" bill
What happened to California’s glasses?
Florida is chaos
When did cali move from San Fran to LA? If he's getting lasik, please don't let him get botox too! 😉😂
It was in the 30's multiple times over Christmas Eve here in Florida. I used my one winter jacket.
YET ANOTHER BANGER!
God i hope you get hired to work on a tv show team one day. Writer or actor, idc which.
I'm from Louisiana I'm with Florida 60 is waayy too cold
2:49
I mean... the us kinda is a storyline-
Covid is the main thing because it's been here the whole year(the storyline is about 2020 or something), we have the fires, blm, the murder hornets or whatever they were called are just filler, etc
…. When ever I do something stupid, and I start giggling, or chuckling, is can’t help but say “chuckles in Floridian”… I live in Texas, was born in Colorado, and have never been in Florida…
Florida never ceases to amaze me xD
I wore Crocs in the snow today.