I’m from Texas but so far as I know we don’t usually say this. Usually restaurants do so they can get more customers. Then again I’m in one of the big cities in Texas so it might be more common than I would normally think
@@frog8367 I lived in Texas back in the 90s, just south of Dallas in Lancaster off of I-35E. Yeah, I knew, and still know, people there who said that they do everything bigger there. :D I also see bumper stickers and window decals that proclaim that "Everything is Bigger in Texas" along with a picture at how big their state is. Now that I live in Alaska, I'm like "Awwww... aren't they precious down there?" ;)
Texan here. The claim is that everything is bigger IN Texas. This is true in a lot of ways. Now Alaska may be bigger than Texas as far as acreage, but the US Federal Government owns 61.3% of Alaska. (very much unlike Texas at only 2%)
As a Texan.. this is likely. We’re not all the smartest over here. I myself like staying at home because I don’t have to deal with social anxiety at my own house.
And Texas just had some competition himself. The guy might be in second, but California got the high score now. Which...sucks, since I’m in California.
Steven Espinet I think he would really enjoy Hetalia Not exactly there’s no states but it’s the countries and it’s reenacting history so if you like into that kind of shit
Yeah? Why on earth 15 years? These are all very real time specific. I’m watching this episode 4 years later and having to try to piece together where in the timeline things were. Like someone else mentioned, these would make perfect ways to start class every morning in senior government. If these were around when I was in hs, I know exactly which teacher would have played them. To this day my all time favorite teacher still. Shout out Mr. Cullinen! Senior year Gov/Econ @ Analy HS!
Coronavirus is the video game “The Hurricane that has parked itself on top of the US for 6 months and is unnecessarily still here due to the stupidity of people not wearing masks and social distancing.” Fixed it for you.
I visited you guys in fall once. It was 90 degrees and I was soaked in sweat despite being indoors. Florida weather does fuck around and it specifically does so to spite everyone.
"I'm sorry I caint hear you over the sound of this DRIVE THRU STRIP CLUB" Texas has come a long way from three months ago and I love him so much omg also this whole thing, its all so good, I love them all! Poor CO just trying to be apart of the group, and GA always seems so tired and grumpy haha
I work in New Orleans and to get to-go alcohol, all you have to do is drive 10-15ish minutes to one of the neighboring cities and hit the closest drive through daiquiri shop or just go to the grocery and buy some liquor.
The salt between Alaska and texas is perfect. Like we say in Alaska, if you cut Alaska in half, you make Texas the third largest state. If you wait until the tide goes out, and cut it into thirds, texas becomes the fourth largest state.
You do this so well, I just want to watch y'all go at it all day. You make it possible for us, uh me, all of us......y'all are FUN! Thanks, keep up the good work! ❤
AK showing TX what's up... And TX just going along like normal. Also, if you haven't heard the songified person, woman, man, camera, TV, check it out!!
Chicago bordering Indiana is a bigger problem. Southern Illinois feels pretty far from Chitown, but you're so close to Indiana that sometimes your phone goes in and out of Eastern/Central time zones.
@@penguinemoji9552 I know, but it still happens - usually you have to be out on the lake, but it still happens. Indiana Dunes parking lot is the absolute worst, though, for some reason.
LOL. Right? Not to mention, Alaska should charge Utah and California every time they mention earthquakes being so bad... Utah: OMG! We just had a bunch of 2.5 Quakes! Alaska: (yawns) we get that when glaciers break off a lot of ice. Wake me when it's at least a six or seven pointer...
You are so amazing at this if I feel upset or scared or angry I watch this and it makes me realize that there aren't jerks everywhere so funny keep up the good work man!!!!!!🧸❤🧸❤🧸❤🧸
Greatest show in 2020. See all this makes me want to leave WA, especially since we can’t serve alcohol after 10pm to lower our video game score. I wonder if my governor was kicked out of Florida.
I see that State of Oregon University Hat, questionable. In this state, there are two sides, Ducks and Beavers, and everyone is asked which side they fall on, mostly as a joke tbh
New York honestly is fitting of the people I know from around here. Also as a buffalo local, everyone is super annoyed that Cuomo said that wings aren’t food.
i know KY wasn't in this one, but KY really deserves an idetical twin who's only difference is they wear a UofL jersey instead of a UK one, or switch between UK and UofL at random
NC statewide - no alcohol sales after 11pm. (Hi Cinderella!) State Fair in October is cancelled. And just had Trump in town followed by Pence and DeVos in RTP.
Suwanee Beer Fest made the weekly update. That is awesome, but incredibly sad that SBF is cancelled. But you can turn in your ticket in for a F*ck Covid passport to all the breweries.
TX: We're doing everything bigger!
AK: You owe me a dollar every time you say that.
LOL! Priceless! XD
I’m from Texas but so far as I know we don’t usually say this. Usually restaurants do so they can get more customers. Then again I’m in one of the big cities in Texas so it might be more common than I would normally think
@@frog8367 I lived in Texas back in the 90s, just south of Dallas in Lancaster off of I-35E. Yeah, I knew, and still know, people there who said that they do everything bigger there. :D I also see bumper stickers and window decals that proclaim that "Everything is Bigger in Texas" along with a picture at how big their state is. Now that I live in Alaska, I'm like "Awwww... aren't they precious down there?" ;)
Diesel Jester huh that’s cool.
Texan here. The claim is that everything is bigger IN Texas. This is true in a lot of ways. Now Alaska may be bigger than Texas as far as acreage, but the US Federal Government owns 61.3% of Alaska. (very much unlike Texas at only 2%)
@@kevingray8616 whatever helps you sleep at night, little state. 😜
Florida canceled Halloween Horror Nights but Texas just un-canceled Fright Fest.
Florida is gonna have some competition for that high score soon
Why would you challenge Florida like this?
As a Texan.. this is likely. We’re not all the smartest over here. I myself like staying at home because I don’t have to deal with social anxiety at my own house.
And Texas just had some competition himself. The guy might be in second, but California got the high score now. Which...sucks, since I’m in California.
@@brianawithonen4373 isn't new york still in first. I gave up on the news
@@Lolfuny Nope, changed a long time ago- Cali’s at the highest, Texas is second and Florida is third I believe .
Louie and FL stay strong. As a daiquiri and halloween loving person, I feel your pain.
HOW IS THIS NOT A NETFLIX SERIES?!?!?!
Netflix needs to pick it up and just make it a mini series so you can go start to finish. I'd watch it.
Right!!
This is the type of documentary we need
Yes please! We need the Ben Brainard Does 'Merica Show sponsored by White Claw and Banana Boat
Steven Espinet I think he would really enjoy Hetalia Not exactly there’s no states but it’s the countries and it’s reenacting history so if you like into that kind of shit
Man, FL keeps making sense and it keeps scaring me lol
🤣🤣🤣
SAME!
Me too 😂😂
The plot twist is Florida is actually smart he just uses it to create chaos and then plays dumb
Every time fl makes sense,I shudder
Give it time that fear will disappear
as im sure you know, these will most definitely be played by all the really cool history teachers in about 15 years
In 15 years? I’m going to play them starting this year! Current Events~
Nikita Milliman haha fair, I know I would have retained a lot more from school if I had teachers showing me relevant memes 😂
My kid introduced me to this channel this week. It is now May of 2023.
Yeah
Yeah? Why on earth 15 years? These are all very real time specific. I’m watching this episode 4 years later and having to try to piece together where in the timeline things were. Like someone else mentioned, these would make perfect ways to start class every morning in senior government. If these were around when I was in hs, I know exactly which teacher would have played them. To this day my all time favorite teacher still. Shout out Mr. Cullinen! Senior year Gov/Econ @ Analy HS!
“It’s like banning guns in Chicago”
Yeah still don’t know what they were thinking with that one, with personal experience? Didn’t stop.
Well, you took it out of context "when there is the rest of Illinois around it" That's not an enditment of gun control it just needs to be nation wide
@@LunaS043 Oh no yeah I agree. Just banning in a small area does not work though.
Speaking of the hurricane and Texas I live in the area hit
*gets hit with a hurricane*
Normal me:ahhh what are we gonna do
2020 me: this is fine
I feel you!
956!!!
Omg I live down there too!
Charley Nicol Wait really?! Always so happy to meet someone from the valley!!
2019 and earlier: a fire all around me and tries to do whatever i can to live, 2020: this is fine
Buffalo about lost their damn minds when Cuomo initially said wings didn't count as food.
As a Washingtonian, I love WA’s costume, it absolutely fits us.
He's just missing the North Face coat
I feel like it fits West Washington perfectly, I say we give Washington Multiple-Personalities because East Washinton is COMPLETELY different
Narwhal 611 shhhhh we don’t talk about East Washington. That’s where all the republicans live.
@@narwhal6112 what's... east... Washington? _we don't talk about them sssshhhh_
Rebecca Partin straight facts
I'm hella happy you post these up onto youtube too. sometimes tiktok just doesn't show me things and it get frustrating.
Coronavirus is video game “The Hurricane that Never Hits”
Coronavirus is the video game “The Hurricane that has parked itself on top of the US for 6 months and is unnecessarily still here due to the stupidity of people not wearing masks and social distancing.”
Fixed it for you.
Y’all don’t listen to FL he’s drunk, here in FL we have NO fall!!!
I visited you guys in fall once. It was 90 degrees and I was soaked in sweat despite being indoors. Florida weather does fuck around and it specifically does so to spite everyone.
We get a couple of fallish days!
No, no... if you take every day that isn't boiling, they might come to about 2 weeks... just not in a row!🥴
We've gotten down to 25°, but rarely.
I saw snow in N.E. Florida once......I think..........maybe.........
You know Florida is right we have 10 fingers we might as well blame 10 people!
even more people if your from Nevada.
can we blame the same person using all ten fingers?
"I'm sorry I caint hear you over the sound of this DRIVE THRU STRIP CLUB"
Texas has come a long way from three months ago and I love him so much omg also this whole thing, its all so good, I love them all! Poor CO just trying to be apart of the group, and GA always seems so tired and grumpy haha
I work in New Orleans and to get to-go alcohol, all you have to do is drive 10-15ish minutes to one of the neighboring cities and hit the closest drive through daiquiri shop or just go to the grocery and buy some liquor.
This is the reason today doesn't suck
agreed
He said "I got 10 fingers I'm blaming 10 people." 😂
I just freaking love how when Florida makes 100% sense it freaks all the other states out, except his best bud, Louis lol 😂
Every time California is on their preaching about something and i love it :D
louisiana and florida being BēßTïęß is the highlight of my day
For a second I thought that was actually a word and I nearly had an aneurysm trying to read it in about three languages at once
I have relatives in Florida who think this is a documentary series.
It's not?
can we just take a moment to appreciate Oregon's shirt
This is how I found out they cancelled Halloween horror nights.
I hate life so much right now.
You rock Dude! Keep 'em coming!!!
The salt between Alaska and texas is perfect. Like we say in Alaska, if you cut Alaska in half, you make Texas the third largest state. If you wait until the tide goes out, and cut it into thirds, texas becomes the fourth largest state.
That "Woooooooooow" is my favorite LMAO
You do this so well, I just want to watch y'all go at it all day. You make it possible for us, uh me, all of us......y'all are FUN!
Thanks, keep up the good work! ❤
I love how you added the wings thing in, and released it on National Wings day! Not sure if that was intentional, but it was perfect!
"i got 10 fingers, ima blame 10 people" xD oh goodness
You are absolutely brilliant! Love this
Nailed it as USUAL. You are BRILLIANT!!!
AK showing TX what's up... And TX just going along like normal. Also, if you haven't heard the songified person, woman, man, camera, TV, check it out!!
Colorado is absolutely my favorite state/character in this series! So funny in all of them!
Alaska is a close second ;)
😭 yes the drive they’d under attack now my local store is 2 hr long lines again ... 🤦🏼♀️
The hurricane joke hits different now that we’re already on Delta and still have a month to go
Oh Louie you and your best friend Florida are the cutest.❤❤❤❤❤❤
Thank you for the Suwanee shout-out - although it's under less than desirable circumstances!! We're sorry! mmm.... beer.
I love how everyone was stunned speechless and Florida being smart for a moment
I love this dude! I wonder if will com to louisiana to my comedy club
I didn't know NM's balloon fiesta was cancelled :(
Chicago bordering Indiana is a bigger problem. Southern Illinois feels pretty far from Chitown, but you're so close to Indiana that sometimes your phone goes in and out of Eastern/Central time zones.
As someone from northwest Indiana, that is correct. People aren’t going to other parts of Illinois, they’re going to Indiana and Wisconsin
And actually, the part of Indiana near Chicago is central time. There’s at least 3 counties in NW Indiana on central time, maybe more.
@@penguinemoji9552 I know, but it still happens - usually you have to be out on the lake, but it still happens. Indiana Dunes parking lot is the absolute worst, though, for some reason.
C Kaufmann I live one town away from Illinois, so maybe that’s why it doesn’t happen to me. I’ve never been to the dunes though
Alaska is going to make Texas go broke LOL
LOL. Right? Not to mention, Alaska should charge Utah and California every time they mention earthquakes being so bad...
Utah: OMG! We just had a bunch of 2.5 Quakes!
Alaska: (yawns) we get that when glaciers break off a lot of ice. Wake me when it's at least a six or seven pointer...
@@dieseljester AK Grown
I swear this one had the most states all together in one video
You are so amazing at this if I feel upset or scared or angry I watch this and it makes me realize that there aren't jerks everywhere so funny keep up the good work man!!!!!!🧸❤🧸❤🧸❤🧸
I look forward to these updates every week!!!
Today is Awesome! I got rewarded by seeing Ben's group chat !🤗🍪
You are doing a good job of not showing your bias completely, I have a feeling, but good job. This episode did go dangerously close.
Greatest show in 2020. See all this makes me want to leave WA, especially since we can’t serve alcohol after 10pm to lower our video game score. I wonder if my governor was kicked out of Florida.
3:46 "ok" for some reason that was really funny 😄
Florida had us in the first half, not gonna lie
You know the week was wild when even the WNR is wild and feels like a speed round lol
This was posted on my birthday love it!!
So glad NY is back and I love you represent all of NY not just the city
I'm going to assume WI wasn't present because WI was passed out on the floor from drinking too much beer and eating too many cheese curds right?
Oh Florida, as a louisianaian I'm growing to love you 🤣 thanks Ben I really look forward to these.
As New Yorker who completely disagreed with Cuomos chicken wing comment . I THANK YOU ❤️
I see that State of Oregon University Hat, questionable. In this state, there are two sides, Ducks and Beavers, and everyone is asked which side they fall on, mostly as a joke tbh
Fl: Someone needs to save the Constitution of Independence
Me: Hahahaha,..... wait what?
When is CT going to be a part of this? I want them to be in the table!
I mean....Louie just drive on Jeff Hwy and get a daiquiri from the drive thru across from Ochsner 😂😂😂
New York honestly is fitting of the people I know from around here. Also as a buffalo local, everyone is super annoyed that Cuomo said that wings aren’t food.
This is so much better than Fox News
Mmm...I'd say we're all doing a bit better because you downloaded another video today! Thanks, Ben!
1:17 I thought it was
declaration of constitution
Oh well
Noooo Halloween horror night! I've never been able to go but I love watching it on UA-cam
Hawaii currently has/ had a hurricane recently I think
Why did I just now notice Colorado is sporting the ballistic goggles issued from CIF?! 😂😂
No no no WE CANT CANCEL HALLOWEEN! WERE YOUR MASKS PEOPLE!!!!
*wear
Isn’t it suppose to be on a Saturday this year too ?
Digging the OR hat 😉
as a new yorker if you don’t say cuaw-omo i will scream 😹
As a native Floridian your portrayal hurts. It hurts mostly because it is true.😂😂 I promise we are not like that. 😁😁😁😁😁
Florida, you can blame 20 people if you use your toes
Florida had me for a second there at the end
He is the chosen one he is that man and camera man all we need is a woman
I'm going to miss the balloon fiesta this year but there is no way to distance there.
So I'm guessing Sandra Lee never made Cuomo chicken wings?
"That rugrats reboot is wild" LMAOOOO
Brian, You are a freaking genius.
Another hilarious video these are the highlight of my week
I ❤ U! Because I watch every video 4 times to catch all the "Good Good" news not the left or right
BEN FOR PRESIDENT
That stunned look when Florida gets something right.
Two seconds before i watched this i was “crying” over halloween horror nights. 🤣😭🤣😭
Yo I was curious how do you become a patron
🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Thank you, Ben! -Aimee from Tampa
Suwanee Beer Fest in a hot air balloon!! Yes!!
The federal officers who r coming out of minivans are called the jump out boys
Yay! New Mexico is back! But you know, I ain't crying over the Balloon Fiesta. That things just 2 weeks of nightmare traffic.
This is why I love Florida.
Love it! Thank you
I love how Ben is putting his own merch
"Woooooooooooooow" 😂😂😂😂😂
Yaaaaassssss! NY is wearing a Buffalo Bills Jersey!!!!!!!! It’s about damn time!
i know KY wasn't in this one, but KY really deserves an idetical twin who's only difference is they wear a UofL jersey instead of a UK one, or switch between UK and UofL at random
Dat Rugrats reboot is wild XD
The absolute spice in this.
NC statewide - no alcohol sales after 11pm. (Hi Cinderella!) State Fair in October is cancelled. And just had Trump in town followed by Pence and DeVos in RTP.
Georgia sounds like most south Georgian men I know xD.
Dang I love these
Suwanee Beer Fest made the weekly update. That is awesome, but incredibly sad that SBF is cancelled. But you can turn in your ticket in for a F*ck Covid passport to all the breweries.
I honestly forgot Colorado was a state and I live in Colorado