The Former Office of the Stock Market Space Laser
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2021
- And we thought things would calm down after 2020 ended... ha!
This weeks sketches:
1. The New Former Office of the Previous President
2. More Like Hedge FUN!
3. The Super-Secret Jewish Space Laser
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Who else just lives for these
Me me me! I love that Ben is a state now.
Meeee
I think Ben is a state of being. It's that "Are you f***ing serious..." facepalm state of being.
Me me me!!!!!!
🙋♀️
"I'm cancelling your timeshares." One of the most Florida things ever! 😂😂😂
Promise?
Those are hard to get rid of, this isn't a threat 😂
We love when the 4th wall breaks.
Also: I feel like Ben didn't even have to *act* for his part, he's probably just like that constantly with being so done with everything. The shirt was hilarious tho.
Reality is so crazy, satire is having to put the real comedians in as satire.
"Some people are just a few pecans short-" I was expecting Louisiana to pop in and be like "It's pronounced pecans sha!" 🤣🤣
I hate how this made me say it in two differ ways
And they'd be right you heathen
"burn it all down" oh dear Lord Florida is making sense to me...Ben i'm scared
this has the same vibe as "mom come pick me im scared" omg
Don’t be scared, speaking as a Florida Man, we don’t bite (unless you want us to)
@@jeremyrossi2716 id rather you didnt bite me
@@hottopic3622 understandable, have a nice day
We all are.
Ben got into his own episode-
Old DC needs about 400 years of therapy-
And Gov/DC is trying to not commit murder
Wonderful :D
400 years seems a bit low...
@@chasemoss4484 400 just for having to deal with Florida
@@DeathGodRiku No, it should be 400 to deal with Florida, another 400 for trumps term, and let’s add 400 more for the two impeachments that occurred. Oh, also add 1000 for Jan 6.
“Some people are just a few pecans short of a whole pie” lmao
Trust me we hate her. We'd put a bounty on her if we could.
A few ??
@@jaydenmccowan5743 there's no pecans there, it's just a pie crust
More like an empty, rusty, and dented tin pie pan.
She’s a whole disgrace.
“Inflation be quick as hell sha” 😂
Lol that was my favorite line
This needs to be put on a shirt
@@flyingdolphin1015 100% would buy it
That “congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene? What are you doing here?” reminded me of Studio C’s inconvenient stenographer video
The part where the Vice was forging the Prez’s signature?
@@lesari9705 yes. That part.
everyone just ganging up on old DC is so fitting
it’s amazing
The characters are becoming self aware & talking back to the creator! The end is nigh....oh wait, the end of the world is an ongoing event. Proceed.
great comment
I need it to end sooner I'm tired of paying bills.
New DC has been here for two weeks and he’s already done, if that’s not the most relatable thing
Well, technically, I think it's the same one each time their colour wins.
I can't get over how bad I feel for old DC. Poor soul, let him rest
Me too, poor DC
Just let the poor guy rest... in pieces... already 😂
I also feel bad for old DC, the man needs rest
Where is old DC ?
@@alexcount5130 Florida.
Ben in a blonde wig gives me life
I just can't wait for MTG to go back to just being Magic: The Gathering.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw mtg and thought of magic
ell the way Wotc has been acting lately....
Big Same. I was really, really confused.
I'm not really a fan of the game (cool art, the game just isn't my cup of tea. ) , but I would take this over that crazy lady anyway.
Ben finally got a spot in his skits
That title is a lot
The best fourth wall break ever.
DC: "I need a nap"
So NOW can I knock him unconscious?
*summons Fatal Crust*Can I join you?
WINDBREAKER BUDDIES!!!
Gov: I need a nap.
Georgia: count me in. I’m THAT tired
MTG just got removed from her posits as the education and finance comity
Good. Nobody that stupid should have any control over schools.
And yet Betsy Devos...
the fact that she had a say in education in the first place scares me
but Omar and Salwell kept their's
Gov: You haven't been adding much to these sketches lately have you?
Me at my monitor: Hasn't had to, this stuff writes itself.
I think when it comes to hedge funds we’re all Florida.
2:57 nice. That was a slick way of telling us who the heck that person was 😂
Wait...
BEN CAN TALK TO THE STATES????!!!!! 😮😮😮😮
I hope so. They live in his head rent free
If the laser is Jewish, is food cooked by the fire it started kosher, or does it need to be fired by a space Rabbi?
This comment feels like a good Florida line.
@@MythicDay Ben has my full permission to steal it.
@@MythicDay I live in the Florida of the West.
Yes...
Excellent question! Anyone here know enough about Judaism to answer this? because I sure don't
Old DC: IM BACK!
Everyone else: GET THE *bleep* OUT
Even though this won’t mean much to you probably I just wanted to let you know that I’ve been going through a very rough time and your sketch’s here and on TikTok are something that makes my day a bit brighter. I just wanted to say thank you for what you do.
I hope things have improved for you?
And yeah, I've been binge watching these since yesterday and I can't believe I didn't discover Ben sooner
I'm from B.C., Canada.
I love these vids so much.
Prolly best show I've ever watched.
I must say; Florida is by far my favorite.
Thankyou for makin me smile more, much appreciated.
I’ve only been there for MPMEA
I’m sorry but as a music major, let me say- the ‘wooooooooow’ at the beginning had some great harmony 👌👌👌
I feel like old DC is like the spiderweb that you run into while biking that it’s not really there but it feels like it and you hate it
yoooo, i did NOT expect DC to come back and just- poor DC, what a train wrek, did not deserve that 😂 but it was SOOO interesting to see DC interact with GOV; also Ben making a cameo! 🤣 best 👌🏼
This New York seems more calm
YES! finally someone explained the stocks in a way I could understand!😆Thanks Ben
I love the 4th wall break with having ben at the table
This got pretty meta there. Also, now I need to rewatch Accepted.
Jazz Trombone.
"Burn it down. Burn it all down!" I fucking LOVE Florida xD
I knew there's be a sketch about the Game Stop thing. I couldn't, for the life of me, understand what it was all about. This explained it perfectly!
Poor Ben hasn’t even had to add anything with the absolute lunacy that has been going on, not that we don’t appreciate him trying.
This vid explained the GameStop thing better than the 5 videos I watched to try to understand the GameStop thing! Thanks Ben.
GA being tired is so true. Like even when Ben first introduced Georgia like we be sleeping sometimes
I really love having 3 episodes in 1 video format. Thanks for changing it!
Ben I ADORE these videos! As in, I am giddy when I see a new one up! As an Oregonian, my only, well it’s not a criticism more a tip, is that Oregon should be a bit bipolar. Portland and Eugene are definitely liberal, like all the way, but the rest of the state is far more conservative. As in trying to secede to IDAHO. I loved that you as the creator made an appearance to say you’re not having to really add much cuz sh*t is just that hilariously crazy these days. So on point! Hell, I love all of these because of how on point they are. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
😂😂 he inserted himself!!
Is there a gif react yet of FL and Loui going "woooooooooooow!"???? I desperately need one.
I love how he portrays the relationship between Oregon and Cali 🤣
Your MTG impression was amazing!! I love every minute of these sketches!
MN: "Ok... Whatever you think is best." 😂 That's awesome!
Now all you need to do is throw in a "Well that's... Interesting." And it'll be perfect! 🤣
Ben this video was amazing! Loved your cameo and the Marjorie Taylor Green impression was perfection! Also thank you for having New York explain the Game Stop situation I get it now.
Florida's "guess what I just did" is just perfection
Found this guy on FB, was very excited when this popped up this evening on my UA-cam
I love this series. First time I’ve seen Ben appear. Thanks so much.
A Ben cameo! We're getting meta, here, folks!!
Huh...not sure how I’m gonna update the cast list on this one...you’ve given me quite a challenge here Mr. Brainard.
Ben thank you sooooo much i need this!!! you make me smile!!
I do love a good fourth wall break
Loved the creative director tshirt. Nice touch, your costuming always rocks
Georgia’s accuracy is severely underrated. I think it’s as perfect as FL.
Doesn't matter if this is 1+yr old. Funny is as funny does. And I needed it today! Rock on, @benbrainard
I love this
Another great video, Ben!
I look forward to these so much!!!!!
Can't wait for the next one! I love these!
This is honestly my favorite corner of internet rn!
FLA/LA giving CA shit over calling Old DC a shit sandwich is so.... on point, I guess (read: antagonistically hypocritical).
Ben, the US just keeps getting more and more crazy... You don't have to look hard for material.😂 Loved the wig and you being in your own skit!!!
Oh Ben, my MAN! You are so funny! You made 2020 bearable!!!! I do love your mind! *hugs*
This is my favorite so far
''You havent been adding much to these sketches have you''.....''nope''......
Man i felt that haha
“I can’t read” 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I've been seeing these on Facebook and I laughed its just the tonic I needed love how crazy it gets
Oregon's shirt was the best thing in this video. Every Died To Dysentery! At least in The Oregon Trail.
I'm super surprised the Table hasn't commented on the fact Kyle Rittenhouse is missing. Or like.... is that just something we hear about here in Wisconsin?
In Georgia and I’ve definitely heard of it
in Ca... we heard it
In WV. I've heard. Little shit shouldn't have been let out in the first place.
heard about it in louisiana
The way he antagonizes "himself" is hilarious!
Just might be the best one yet.
I've watched this ten times or more and it's great
Just found your UA-cam and I'm so glad I did! 😂😂😂
This is in my top 3 favorites! I could not stop laughing. The last part...GENIUS!
Introducing Ben as a character should be a shark jump by all rights, but somehow it’s AMAZING.
If Florida really wanted to troll everybody, they'd host the Winter Olympics.
I maybe from Texas, but I love Florida's chaotic energy
Thank you do much @ben brainard i have been racking my brain trying to remember the name of that movie
New DC smashing down that fourth wall for clarity’s sake is boss and I’m so here for it.
These never fail to make me smile and sadly... Are real news!!!
Ben breaking that 4th wall with ...himself 🤣🤣 BENCEPTION 🤩
This was brilliantly made!! Hillarious 🤣🤣
And I'm canceling your timeshares! 👍
Thanks!
Old DC is going to have a stroke I swear!!!
How has he not already?
I think it's too late for that bud
Apparently he’s regularly over par.
Homerun with this one lol. you got a few belly laughs out of me for it :)
"Some people are just a few pecans short of a whole pie."
A lot more than a few I'd say.
I'm back here after all these times. And it's just as funny. 😅😅😂
Ben is keeping the spirit of America alive.
My math teacher & Ben: “ wrong formula but right answer”
Omg! This made my Friday.
Thank you for explaining the stock market thing I had no idea what was happening
I love the creative director
Best. One. Yet.
No. The last thing i need to hear is "Florida man runs onto Olympic feild and flashes the whole audience"
It might be my floridian public school education, but what state is BEN? It ain't familiar
I took it as Ben playing himself.
You ain't never been to Ben? Well if you get the chance ya gotta visit the capital Dover