I was so depressed yesterday, then i found yr videos.. Frst time i hear yr comedy..my heart feels better. Thx u fr being the light during this tough time.
He's not lying about the firefighters, they will legitimately call FD, and FD will legitimately try to remove the ring with lubricant and hydraulic tools.
I can see why he changed professions. Where everyone cares more about an ice cream than a medical emergency, it must be so frustrating as a good doctor
It's better to get an elastic one so that you can remove it when it's too tight or at the very least you can remove without going to the ER... or so I've heard.
Have you ever done a full special or asked to do one before, such as the full story for this? You're really hilarious, charismatic and I'd love to see more of you for hours!
@@JasonLeongComedy awwwww.... wish you could come to singapore soon. As a former medic it's really fun to listen to your hilarious medical jokes and stories XD
Actually, they can also wait till the penis turned black, and it will drop off. Then they can get the valuable ring back! ...why they never think of it ?
lol. We need this in times of covid misery. Too bad if you have a show, I cannot attend it. There is no plane to fly to KL or wherever you are. It is still the MCO or CMCO.
rofl!! have not come across your videos before and a couple popped up, now i am stuck watching all your videos (no pun intended). Great telling man, cheers from usa/india!
I live in Australia. Trust me, the same cutter is very commonly used here too rather than surgery lol I know a few guys who have been on the receiving end lol. Other common tools are also often used for this purpose.... now I'm wondering why I have encountered guys like this so much lol btw the malay health system isn't as behind as you might think (and ours isn't as good as you might think). Sure, there is a difference, but it's less than people think (the malay system is actually better for some things. After all, very few things are black and white)
Actually in Australia it is the same. (Not from personal experience). An interview with fire and emergency the other day. Only difference is that they don't use an ice-cream stick, they use a thin 'un-cutable' material to slide under the ring and they can go directly to where you are. Regardless, Jason is bloody funny !!! 😂
sometimes when I drive, I often see fire engine parked next to hotels, mamak, and places with no fire nearby. Was wondering what is going on ah? No fire but got fire engine. And then saw this video
If u r not malaysian, can understand that u only understand half of it. If u r malaysian.. seriously u need to go back to school. Not even a difficult bahasa.
@@JasonLeongComedy does it matter? I love them all and wish to watch all of the shows which I don't have access to them and have no clue how except for watching these snippets on UA-cam.
Hi guys before you put the ring on , make sure you have ice cream stick and mini saw standby in case of emergency you can cut it by yourself ha ha ha .
How come Singapore SCDF does not adopt this practice and open a new Cock Task Force. This will definitely open new Job opportunities for people in Singapore😊
@@JasonLeongComedy i think it is better sell a digital media, then licensing to streaming services. I don't have enough experience anyone else knows more about this?
"if a house burns down you can build a house back up" LOL
*L U G I C*
I’m gonna do this in my school lol
⁰kkkkk
"The fire is cleansing the house" ~Traditional Fireman
Priority
It's past midnight and I almost had a heart attack laughing. I learnt things today I wish with all my heart to unlearn.
Once heard, cannot be unheard....
Such is life 😂
🤣🤣🤣
It sounds so painful....
You are here too 😃😃😃
Nice to see you 😂😊😂😊
Happy New year 🎉
@TOH YONG JUN Moe what the fuc
I want an ice cream too
Man I love your piano music, although I expected sheets but u legit listened and played
Me too bro
Ray Mak from Dj video collab.. wow can't wait to try your cuisine
Cornetto or what
@@m4gn3tic82 he plays by ear, so no sheets
I was so depressed yesterday, then i found yr videos.. Frst time i hear yr comedy..my heart feels better. Thx u fr being the light during this tough time.
Im glad I helped you through a tough time.
@@JasonLeongComedysame here you just saved my New Year's❤
He's not lying about the firefighters, they will legitimately call FD, and FD will legitimately try to remove the ring with lubricant and hydraulic tools.
Jason, I'm a doctor too (PhD), you have to bring this joke to the U.S.!!! You'll bring the house down.
I can see why he changed professions. Where everyone cares more about an ice cream than a medical emergency, it must be so frustrating as a good doctor
Sounds like there is a market for c*** rings with a release latch.
This sounds like a fucking idea
Or maybe package it with a ring cutter and an ice cream stick🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahmmm
Cue the mechanical engineers.
It's better to get an elastic one so that you can remove it when it's too tight or at the very least you can remove without going to the ER... or so I've heard.
What a coincidence ..
Nobody :
The patient : i want cornetto ( KONEKto)😂😂😂
LMAAO
Our Firemen are the most savage team ever!
Nabeel Fiqriddin no 1 in world
Choosing between rushing to a burning building and saving a mans dignity..... Salute Para Para Bomba
This guy needs to be more popular, easily best comedian I have heard in some time.
This was just too good!!!!!!! Brilliantly delivered.
*guys has a situation*
"8 guys and the whole engine comes*
fire department: " *dont worry buddy we've you backed up* "
I don’t genuinely laugh out loud when I’m by myself but this just had me going 😂
All the best jokes, only saw this live before. Miss this joke so much
Lmao, this whole thing is legit underrated XD, I was watching this after midnight and I think I almost woke my parents up XD
Have you ever done a full special or asked to do one before, such as the full story for this? You're really hilarious, charismatic and I'd love to see more of you for hours!
I have done a solo special every year since 2017 except well this year.
@@JasonLeongComedy awwwww.... wish you could come to singapore soon. As a former medic it's really fun to listen to your hilarious medical jokes and stories XD
2:53 Hospital Selayang
Subtitle English Auto-Generate: *Hospital Liar*
omg the "cincin kote" caught me off guard
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, almost died when he said "cock specialist" hahahahhahahahahahHAHAAHAHHAHA
It's always nice to Have a good laugh rewatching makes it better thank you for doing this!
Joke that never gets old.
The thing is....he is probably relating the exact thing that happened because penis rings getting stuck does happen every now and then 🤣!
BUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER?!😂😂
They all forgot about the ring.
The penis died. The end.
LOL!!!!!
here you go www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/comments/g9mscw/5050_a_beautiful_house_in_the_wood_sfw_doctors/
Actually, they can also wait till the penis turned black, and it will drop off. Then they can get the valuable ring back! ...why they never think of it ?
lol. We need this in times of covid misery. Too bad if you have a show, I cannot attend it. There is no plane to fly to KL or wherever you are. It is still the MCO or CMCO.
Yet another great set Mr. Leong! Absolutely hilarious from start to finish.
Hope that you, your wife and the rest of your family are well.
Thank u!
this guy's a national treasure
Now, that’s what I call quality health care 🤣
Laughed like crazy!
Jason Leong and Russell Peters are my 2 favourite comedians.
Very heaty ya, traditional doctors sketch 🤣
Come on, here in Hungary the doctors are just calling the maintenance guy with the cut pliers...
Classic ... not likely to happen is many places in the world except Malaysia. 👏 bravo.
This is the best standup comedy by Malaysian I ever heard
0:57 That lady does not look too happy or comfortable with this type of comedy.
Lol 😂😂😂 I didn't notice it until I saw your comment 😂
6:12 She was laughing tho
So observant
More like they're confused.
The patient was her husband...
rofl!! have not come across your videos before and a couple popped up, now i am stuck watching all your videos (no pun intended). Great telling man, cheers from usa/india!
I live in Australia. Trust me, the same cutter is very commonly used here too rather than surgery lol I know a few guys who have been on the receiving end lol. Other common tools are also often used for this purpose.... now I'm wondering why I have encountered guys like this so much lol
btw the malay health system isn't as behind as you might think (and ours isn't as good as you might think). Sure, there is a difference, but it's less than people think (the malay system is actually better for some things. After all, very few things are black and white)
this is by far the best story i ever heard!
GOSH I laughed so HARD !!! Thankks jason ! you are hillarious !
Loved it!
No racist jokes... but still freaking great!!
Binging him next weekend!!
Imma find the shady skits lol
Actually in Australia it is the same. (Not from personal experience). An interview with fire and emergency the other day. Only difference is that they don't use an ice-cream stick, they use a thin 'un-cutable' material to slide under the ring and they can go directly to where you are.
Regardless, Jason is bloody funny !!! 😂
Big fan Jason...what a story telling..Loads of love from India.....
I am here bcoz of your podcast with Sorabh Pant
i laughed through all 8 mins, amazing!!!
I’m Indonesian. It’s funny that when you switched tongue to malay, I had to track back several times to understand what was said 😁
4:36 I liked how everyone collectively gets the joke
Dr Jason Leong is truly a talent!
You’re an amazing Comedian! Please visit Singapore soon so we can see you live!
Always!
The patient should have said “I want MAGNUM”
7:39 if he mention the guy a "dickhead", i would burst out laugh my ass off.
You’re one of the best funny story tellers ever! I laughed so hard.
HAHAHA one of the best ones I've seen so far!
This is very funny !!! So cool!!! Love your Stand Up comedy!!!
A moment of silence for cincin kote
Such a funny and original routine. Fantastic.
sometimes when I drive, I often see fire engine parked next to hotels, mamak, and places with no fire nearby. Was wondering what is going on ah? No fire but got fire engine. And then saw this video
Maybe abang2 bomba makan di mamak. As for hotel, u know la haha.
This is why you choose rubber or latex over metal 😂😂😂
Just watched news about this in Astro Awani today....... and they ask Bomba to take it out too
Wah , your title all dahsyat dahsyat one.
May I suggest subtitles and translations cause not everyone can understand malay .
If you are malaysian, learn it. No excuse.
Malaysian? I pray you are not asking this for yourself.
If u r not malaysian, can understand that u only understand half of it.
If u r malaysian.. seriously u need to go back to school. Not even a difficult bahasa.
theres like,2% of malay here,no need lh
This must be a singaporean
Love your stand up comedy 😂👍
It's fucking dirty but funny . Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Omg.. I love yr story. Gelak guling2 when i watch this.
That was your case Doctor Jason.. damn! 😂
This is by far your best video😂😂
Your best work so far 😂😂😂 But after watching, I have this lingering question, what ever happened to the patient?
I'd forgotten about laughing today. But now, I'm very happy, defiantly a reality check ✔️
The most hilarious! Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
You are funny as I don't know what!
But you cracked me up, loved your videos.
Bro this is one of the best ones!
Why release now??
Lets see if this vid does better than the Chinese gambling one :-)
@@JasonLeongComedy does it matter? I love them all and wish to watch all of the shows which I don't have access to them and have no clue how except for watching these snippets on UA-cam.
@@JasonLeongComedy I think the Chinese gambling is legendary!
@@JasonLeongComedy the WhatsApp group one is still the best one for me 🤣🤣🤣
Your joke is so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Now time to grab some ice-cream sticks 🤣
Hi guys before you put the ring on , make sure you have ice cream stick and mini saw standby in case of emergency you can cut it by yourself ha ha ha .
This is a very talented comedian that we Sg dont have :)
Sg hv kumar
Sg got the stupidity of our own people to laugh at
amos yee
sg comedian is unfunny
@@pabloemilioescobargaviria9914 aiya don't need comedian one lah. Just watch news already laughing. Got so many jokers here, no need comedian one
he is my new favorite comedian but I am a Turkish person with zero knowledge of Malay I wish there was a translation TT
I fucking love your humor 🤣🤣🤣
This joke is so damn hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆
Must unsee, must unheard, must unlearn.......
The patient knew what he was doing with the cornetto XD
🤣😂🤣😂Very interesting & hilarious!
This was beautiful 😂 but now it made me think.... Shouldn't medical workers have a class on removing things stuck inside or on people 😂
I swear to u we dont learn that at medical school
I come back to this video when I need to laugh out loud.
Haahahahhaaa this is the best joke I've ever seen had made laugh so hard while I in the parking lot..!!
I think i can sleep well tonight after i watch this video🤣
eh.. where's the sequel? did he managed to cerai?
New information but damn it's so hilarious 😂
How come Singapore SCDF does not adopt this practice and open a new Cock Task Force. This will definitely open new Job opportunities for people in Singapore😊
the accent makes it SO much funnier
love it, why don't you sell your whole video? I really want to watch the whole show.
Can you call Netflix for me
@@JasonLeongComedy netflix really should take you!!
I wish to see the entire show too.
@@JasonLeongComedy i think it is better sell a digital media, then licensing to streaming services. I don't have enough experience anyone else knows more about this?
Wow he so talented
Most funniest joke i ever listened.
This is gold man 😂
4:33 Priorities Man 😂😂
Any link for the full show?
What a content Dr Jason
Amazingly awesome..
I can really feel it by now
I Laughed So Hard! 😂
So the ice cream expenses pay by you,or claim under the hospital or the patient bill??
00:14 in Bali now and its so hard to hold my laugh
Love your stuff. Please translate the Malay part with English subtitles.
Damn this got me laughing
First time watching this, u just earn a sub