You know Chinese gambling is consist of 0.01% luck and 99.99% energy/effort of shouting the cards that you wanted. Who needs Chocolate when you got AH Kong !
Asians: we study so hard we beat everyone else's asses at getting into UC Berkley Also Asians (often the exact same Asians that pushed their kids into Berkley): I can do legit magic in the casinos
The joke was even tho we are hard working but we are also known to be extremely stereotypically superstitious on everything haha. When the wind blows candle light out it could mean a bad omen. Or the change in weather.
@@jackalshine1369 nope, even I grew up in chinese household, I'm still Malay and muslim, so I don't gamble but I always watch them gamble, it's havoc when they gambling 😂😂
Fauzan Rafael probably he and his family is close to Chinese families nearby la. I stay in Kampung Baru Cina, but nama je Cina. We have many Malays household and every CNY Malays will come visit, every Hari Raya we will visit them. Only recently those NGOs and islamist are against Malays mixing with non-malays. Malaysia is better without those Ngo and islamist pest. All these mixing and growing up together has been happening even before the British came. Thats a real Malaysia.
@@zerootwoo5966 I study in chinese school and me and my parents is malay, chinese school is not like Malay school where you go back at 1pm instead we finish school at 3-4pm. But at 1pm we have a rest 1 hour and during that time, sometimes I hang out at my chinese friend house
I am a Malaysian Chinese.. and I don't know how many times have I watch this video every single time it pops up on my recommendation. And I never get bored of it. 😂
But he had magical ability. Like Yugi in Yu-Gi-Oh being possessed by a dead Egyptian pharoah. Where someone magically the card you want will float to the top
as a filipino kid who's parents gamble. they would always shoo me away if i wanted to watch. if they lose they let out a big sigh then looks at me with disappointment as if i'm the reason why they got shit cards. I mean how is it my fault and not the 3 other people who touches the cards.
this is instantly makes me remember of God of Gambler, where's Stephen chow tried to change his card into queen, but get the beauty queen picture instead 😂
I had a hectic day... Had to give an exam... Was Completely stressed out.... And then just towards the way to home got your video pop-up... It certainly made my day... You're awesome Jason... Keep up the good work.... 🥂❤️
Most of us Asians are alike, in regards to how we feel about money. We generally don't have too many vices. Gambling, stock market, real estate, etc. Those are our vices.
However i didnt watch much malaysian stand up comedy but i would simply take jason as the best stand up comedian in this country, as the set up and acting is so perfect.
Highly recommend you to watch some of Ronny Chieng’s work. Dude is very good at comedy. He is doing stand up in the US now but he was born Malaysian like us
I have vivid memories of playing Baccarat with Chinese people.. I didn't understand what they were saying when they were talking to each other in Chinese, but I understood when they screamed MONKEY MONKEY at the top of their lungs! Really got the adrenaline going lol
Our family seems to have an upgraded version of this. We literally use objects ie fruits for luck to get the right cards, especially mandarins or a freaking pineapple if we can find one. 😁
It's interesting how Singapore has a proud Teochew culture. Where in Thailand, millions of people speak Teochew but they don't really get the recognition.🀄🍚
4:05 no kidding, im a hongkonger and my reaction at this point is "dill lai sing"(hillarious) , i can 100% fully get the meaning and the hillarious Chinese logic here XDDD
Because he is Malaysian. That's how most Malaysian Chinese in Malaysia/Singapore speaks, esp if you are from English School. Tend to mix different accents from different languages in Malaysia.
Hi Jason,im mainland chinese,i love your show.please perform in mainland china, you are so much better than our local comedian,you will be big star here ！！
You know the moment you get a double 7 card and someone beside you will be like "You just need a 7" and you know its not gonna happen but you still open the card slowly thinking you got a chance😂
You know Chinese gambling is consist of 0.01% luck and 99.99% energy/effort of shouting the cards that you wanted. Who needs Chocolate when you got AH Kong !
God of gamble
AH KONG LAI LIAO AH KONG LAI LIAO
Ever been to Macau or Las Vegas with Chinese people
Even late night after a party I can’t sleep cause my drunken uncles are gambling
Lmaoo
“insert goku meme”
He is the most Indian Chinese person I’ve ever seen.
Well, he's from south east Asia, the Indochina?
yeah I think it too, man damn funny guy. 😂😂
@@kasikasivendjinn5345 Malaysian
I’m pretty sure he’s Malaysian 😅
his wife is Malaysian Indian
Asians: we study so hard we beat everyone else's asses at getting into UC Berkley
Also Asians (often the exact same Asians that pushed their kids into Berkley): I can do legit magic in the casinos
Go to any casino, and you will find an Asian table
The joke was even tho we are hard working but we are also known to be extremely stereotypically superstitious on everything haha.
When the wind blows candle light out it could mean a bad omen. Or the change in weather.
The Chinese stock market works the same way.
😂😂😂😂😂
all shouting winnie the pooh right!
im laughing so hard right now
so true😂😂😂
Racist
I'm not chinese, I am malay and I was grown up in 90% chinese environment and family, what jason say is right and can't be denied 😂😂😂
Do u gamble along too???? ^^ hahahhaa!!
@@jackalshine1369 nope, even I grew up in chinese household, I'm still Malay and muslim, so I don't gamble but I always watch them gamble, it's havoc when they gambling 😂😂
Wait how? Is your parents muslim too?
Fauzan Rafael probably he and his family is close to Chinese families nearby la. I stay in Kampung Baru Cina, but nama je Cina. We have many Malays household and every CNY Malays will come visit, every Hari Raya we will visit them.
Only recently those NGOs and islamist are against Malays mixing with non-malays. Malaysia is better without those Ngo and islamist pest. All these mixing and growing up together has been happening even before the British came. Thats a real Malaysia.
@@zerootwoo5966 I study in chinese school and me and my parents is malay, chinese school is not like Malay school where you go back at 1pm instead we finish school at 3-4pm. But at 1pm we have a rest 1 hour and during that time, sometimes I hang out at my chinese friend house
The highest level is shout picture and slap that fkin card at the table. If its Picture, you look damn cool weh 🤣🤣🤣
You will gain respect of your Ah kong for the rest of the year
I am a Malaysian Chinese.. and I don't know how many times have I watch this video every single time it pops up on my recommendation. And I never get bored of it. 😂
this is one of THE BEST. Shared it with Chinese friends in America.
Stephen Chow taught us..
don't forget chow yun fatt
Lol
*shakes the cup in a stylistic way*
"Trust me it's low"
"Umm bet high!"
*Opens cup*
"4 low!"
wakaka...as a Malay.... i really love Stephen Chow....for me, he is the best comedian in the world..
He created this in his movies but people adapted it.
But he had magical ability. Like Yugi in Yu-Gi-Oh being possessed by a dead Egyptian pharoah. Where someone magically the card you want will float to the top
i'm a chinese and i have to say it is too hilarious for me to feel offensive😂😂😂
So what? It's ok for me , I'm also Chinese , but I'm don't like gambling. And what he talk it's happen in real life. 🤣🤣🤣
Me too I don't like gamble but I love to watch people gamble and this is so damn true 😂😂
Been gambling every chinese new year for 12 years straight...... I'm 18
Cuz we have a sense of humor lol
Lies again? Ezlink Card USD SGD
My tears are flowing out due to uncontrollable laughter
as a filipino kid who's parents gamble. they would always shoo me away if i wanted to watch. if they lose they let out a big sigh then looks at me with disappointment as if i'm the reason why they got shit cards. I mean how is it my fault and not the 3 other people who touches the cards.
oof..
unrelatable but i could somehow feel the pressure
@@jays1fan175 gotta hate superstitious gamblers. when they bank on their luck that only helps them win a very small percentage of the time.
Yeah they have to give you money for the bad luck to go away. Abused this info when i was a kid
@@iamnonew7934 it was bad omen for them to give away money when they are playing so i was sent away with empty hands. feels bad man.
I laughed until stomach ache
Ray Mak tbh same
Good for u lah damn funny sia
How are you even here
Bro you are very heaty
You here also 🤣😂😹
this is instantly makes me remember of God of Gambler, where's Stephen chow tried to change his card into queen, but get the beauty queen picture instead 😂
Yep. Stephen chow made that scene famous.
Next, beautiful girl energetic us.
A kiss turn us into God mode.
God of Gambler with Andy Lau. I thought it's just comedy show about supernatural power but to think that's how Chinese gambling 😂😂😂😂
I had a hectic day... Had to give an exam... Was Completely stressed out.... And then just towards the way to home got your video pop-up... It certainly made my day... You're awesome Jason... Keep up the good work.... 🥂❤️
Last part is really hilarious lololol
As Korean, we do that same shit lolol
Most of us Asians are alike, in regards to how we feel about money. We generally don't have too many vices. Gambling, stock market, real estate, etc. Those are our vices.
Must remember to try this during CNY
Thanks for the reminder
I am a casino dealer and I totally agree with this man HAHAHAHHAHA
Thanks for the upload. I had a long day at work and not a so good weekend. This really lightens up my day!
As a baccarat dealer this is 100% accurate
I blame all those wuxia novels and Hong Kong movies, that's where I learned the superpower of card changing.
I blame the Cantonese culture in general. Clearly when they went to settle in Hong Kong, they took their love for gambling with them.
This is called believing in the heart of the cards
And using the power of friendship to change the cards!
Nice YUGIOH reference
I swear I've this too many times... And still laugh my ass off! 🤣
However i didnt watch much malaysian stand up comedy but i would simply take jason as the best stand up comedian in this country, as the set up and acting is so perfect.
Highly recommend you to watch some of Ronny Chieng’s work. Dude is very good at comedy. He is doing stand up in the US now but he was born Malaysian like us
We have Harith Iskandar
Now we have uncle roger
Uncle Roger is awful n not funny
@2:00 “You don’t know how to open the card” 😆😆😆
Chinese people, so including us... Indonesian chinese 🤣🤣,
U're so damn right, jason 😄
I kept coming back to watch this. 1 week before CNY, time to watch it again hahahah. 030221
03rd December 2022
Germany out of the world cup during group stage again. Japan scored the winning goal against Spain and Germany.
30th January 2024
10 days until CNY. 11 days until my 3rd trip to Thailand.
I’m dying listening to this because my grandma and her sisters do this when they play poker or black jack and they were so loud when they were right.
I’m malay and this was in my recommend to me. Wah made my day! Thank you man
1:39 Awww you can see Jinny and his friends/crew enjoying the show :)) wholesome supportive friends
I have vivid memories of playing Baccarat with Chinese people.. I didn't understand what they were saying when they were talking to each other in Chinese, but I understood when they screamed MONKEY MONKEY at the top of their lungs! Really got the adrenaline going lol
This takes me back to college playing cards with a few of the asian students on Saturday nights, haha.
I love watching you! All the best!
Another thing we like to do,
Count the number of pegs while we slowly open the card
2 top, 4 side, this must be 8-10
Haha relatable
4 side is 9,10 only sir. 8 is 3 side
@@Jordan-nv8dt hahaha.. He give wrong info
When times you don’t need king, one must shout “mou bin! Mou bin !”
Haha yeah. No edges!!
OH MY G! This hit it home, so true! 🤣😂🤣
Dude this is one of the best Asian jokes I have heard in years. I died 😂😂😂😂😂 It's funny because it's so true😂
Bloody hell...your joke is damn fresh and good.
Keep it up...bro
LMAO this guy makes the best jokes 😂
And when Chinese women gamble they put so much love and emotion for the card sometimes they blow or suck the card pian away
Never miss your video, you're talented !!
This is like the Mona Lisa of jokes.. bloody good strokes and layers.
I can’t gamble because I’m Malay, but sure I can laugh until I tergolek for this joke. U r the man la Jason 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro,Malay surely can gamble too but not a Muslim laa.
Matt Lee I don’t want to comment on that but I’m not bro, I’m somebody’s sister ☺️
99% of Malay in Malaysia are Muslim. So that's why Malay don't gamble
@@hanifhalid5953 my muslim friends went gambling with me in Macau, no one really cares =.=
@@bohu1701 He is from that one percent. Of coz flock of the same feather won't find it weird...
It’s pretty much the same in Taiwan! So much fun. Thank for sharing, u r very talented!
Our family seems to have an upgraded version of this. We literally use objects ie fruits for luck to get the right cards, especially mandarins or a freaking pineapple if we can find one. 😁
Oh Yeah...Happy Chinese New Year to you and everyone who is watching this video..
Leong Alvin Gong Xi FA Cai
"...changing a card is a team effort. "
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's interesting how Singapore has a proud Teochew culture. Where in Thailand, millions of people speak Teochew but they don't really get the recognition.🀄🍚
He’s from Malaysia.
Hes a Malaysian.
cool
I bet Chinese people also do the same when they’re trading stocks and shares
Yep I'm that kinda Chinese person. Without any shame, I brag to Wifey how great our stocks are doing. She just shakes her head.
If 'Ah Kong' not arrive then it's 'Puk Guy'.... 😂😂😂 Lol!...
Pork Guy
One of my favourite comedians. Please come back to Perth.
You are wrong.... Vietnamese people gamble like this too!!! 🤣
You are one of the few people who made my day, I love you so much :)
4:05 no kidding, im a hongkonger and my reaction at this point is "dill lai sing"(hillarious) , i can 100% fully get the meaning and the hillarious Chinese logic here XDDD
Come for my hk show 8th June!
You forgot you're suppose to bend the ever living shit out of the card when you flip it over.
各位觀眾，五條煙！
I'm so glad UA-cam recommended this channel to me 💀
You forgot to mention about flicking the card as we slowly open 🤣
He also didn't mention blow or suck the card side away it's so funny when female is doing it
Oh my word! This was hilarious. I need to watch a game like this!! 🤣
Who are you? You’re gorgeous!
@@konnen4518who are you?
I see some famous people at the 1:39 mark. ^.^
I need to play baccarat with this guy I love his humour 😂
I work in a casino and this is true asf!! Cant stop laughing
Singapore or genting dealer?
Singapore
Even the Vietnamese do the same thing haha. Same thing happen when it come to Black Jack.
Bro it was a pleasure meeting up with you today. Keep up the good work. 😀
Cilakak.... you are really good actor. 👍Awesome
Huge fan of yours from India. Keep it going !!
"you don't know how to open the card" lmfao 🤣
Even I do understand Cantonese or Teochew, I'm really enjoying this performance. Well done!
Tq!
So that's where the heart of the cards came from.
PLEASE GIVE US MORE CONTENT OMG I haven't loved a comedian this much since Michael Mcintyre and Gabriel Iglesias T_T
Is not changing the cards, it is making it dramatic and therefore increases the suspense and the level of excitement of playing it
soooo true! This guy nails it.
May ah gong be with you
A year later. I'm still trying to figure out how his accent sounds Chinese, Nigerian, and Indian at the same time
Maybe he knows those languages as well?
@@apollofateh324 there's no language called Nigerian though, so...
Because he is Malaysian. That's how most Malaysian Chinese in Malaysia/Singapore speaks, esp if you are from English School.
Tend to mix different accents from different languages in Malaysia.
Because Malaysian.
I really have to send it to every Chinese friends I know 🤣🤣😂
Okay you’re funny.. I’m officially your fan!
That 'open slowly' is really relatable 😂
That one guy who coughed when the others were laughing
corona
And fuck, the next card was a king
Never laughed so hard before this line comes out of jason's mouth
Don't know Chinese culture but it sure was funny! Well done Jason!!
Hi Jason,im mainland chinese,i love your show.please perform in mainland china, you are so much better than our local comedian,you will be big star here ！！
Thank you very much for the subtitles, Chinese do need assistance of subtitles to read, no matter English or Chinese 😂
The grandfather didnt come to those dislikers
I’m African.. Nice one bro 👏🏾👏🏾
top notch my guy, top notch
When you have a picture and a 4 side. People try to blow away one of the middle dot. So you get K and 9 for a natural 9 in baccarat
Sounds Indian,looks Chinese.funny all over the world.you are a gem.
That's just what Malaysian Chinese sound like.
We really enjoy the process,Its like an unintended ceremony,The result of lose or win matters less.
Such a talented comedian, where the hell is his accent from, could swear he’s viet and not chinese😂
Malaysian
Or from singapore
He found like Phillipines, maybe that's the language I hear often.
He's Malaysian, but us Singaporeans sound like that too
He remind me of Trevor Noah
Hey, Ah Kong Lai Liao in Cantonese sound like "Grandfather let go his Pee....." Hahaha...Dr Leong is real good n funny...Thks
That was soo good! 🤣🤣🤣
Walao, if u told me earlier, i can practise and win more in this Chinese New Year
I don't know how many times I watched this video. So funny 😂
1:40 when you realise that Jared Lee is in the background
I watched the video the day before yesterday. I have been laughing for two days. On the 3rd day I commented😜
I would play Blackjack during CNY with my family and I never realized until now
As a casino Pit Supervisor. I approved everything what he said. 😂😂😂.
Great comedian, keep it up 😂
He is so funny & brilliant.
This guy a good stand up comedian👏👏👏
You know the moment you get a double 7 card and someone beside you will be like "You just need a 7" and you know its not gonna happen but you still open the card slowly thinking you got a chance😂