Ronny Chieng Explains Why Chinese People Love Money | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @gracefong3228
    @gracefong3228 4 роки тому +8930

    “HELPING PEOPLE IS LIKE THE UNFORTUNATE BY-PRODUCT” I DIED

    • @placeholder29
      @placeholder29 4 роки тому +38

      rest in peace

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 4 роки тому +101

      It really is tho, its like "I SAID YOU BE A DOCTOR, NOT DOCTOR FOR OTHER PEOPLE!!"
      And the kids like "Mom.... Thats literally the job..."

    • @cutlokilo950
      @cutlokilo950 4 роки тому +30

      You should see a doctor.
      unless you're a chinese parent

    • @johnherrera5261
      @johnherrera5261 4 роки тому +29

      Health insurance in a nutshell

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 4 роки тому +7

      I like the embedded joke you put in your comment hehe

  • @MengL33
    @MengL33 4 роки тому +14786

    "Helping people is at the bottom of the list for being a doctor." 1000% LOL

    • @zhysun6564
      @zhysun6564 4 роки тому +176

      But doctors do help people...And take their money.

    • @MegaKingTom
      @MegaKingTom 4 роки тому +109

      Zhy Sun they only help if you have money

    • @charly441182
      @charly441182 4 роки тому +77

      It’s NOT even ON the list 😂😂

    • @mak01711
      @mak01711 4 роки тому +44

      if by a miracle it MADE INTO the list that is😂

    • @forgma7779
      @forgma7779 4 роки тому +4

      @@MegaKingTom YES US GOV DOES

  • @estmeta
    @estmeta 4 роки тому +15207

    The best part? Ronny Chieng's Chinese family name, 錢, literally means Money.

    • @LegacyFTW
      @LegacyFTW 4 роки тому +269

      lol is it a common name, I wonder?

    • @Nothing86620
      @Nothing86620 4 роки тому +822

      That last name is not that common but also not that rare, but it’s a family name you can’t choose. However there were plenty of parents in early days would name their children “get rich” or something like that.

    • @ccitza
      @ccitza 4 роки тому +411

      @@LegacyFTW It was a royal family name around 1000 years ago, which made it one of the most respected & popular names back then. 趙錢孫李 were the top four, where 趙 and 李 were the imperial family name of Song & Tang Dynasty.

    • @RicardoCarapia
      @RicardoCarapia 4 роки тому +245

      Interesting. In Spanish there's people whos last name is "Rico" wich means "rich"

    • @Nisshoku
      @Nisshoku 4 роки тому +172

      @@RicardoCarapia Does Puerto Rico then mean rich port, port of riches or something like that?

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 3 роки тому +2189

    what I find even more astounding is, for as wide and diverse Asia is as a continent, this is almost universal with Asian parents

    • @TilikaVispute
      @TilikaVispute 3 роки тому +68

      Exactly 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t understand how it turned out that way but it’s so truueueeee 🤣
      I was watching BTS video few months back where Min Yoongi referred how parents let you cry in stores and say “I am going home, you stay here” and I was like Yo that’s Indian parents as well... I was so shocked To see the similarity 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Leto2ndAtreides
      @Leto2ndAtreides 3 роки тому +45

      Those are simple paths to being middle class or somewhat upper middle class. They're not even very high goals... It's mostly just "We want our kids to have decently good lives."

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 2 роки тому +13

      @@Leto2ndAtreides Bro doctors play in money, it isn't "we want a decent life for you". It's like "We want you to be so rich that our grand kids play with money". And it's good.

    • @manicpepsicola3431
      @manicpepsicola3431 2 роки тому +3

      @@arminius6506 can confirm my grandpa was a doctor and was able to playin money all the time he bought a motorcycle he never rode lol

    • @kimaotung
      @kimaotung 2 роки тому +6

      And Nigerian 😅

  • @asymptotebag
    @asymptotebag 4 роки тому +16828

    these weren't even jokes they were just straight facts

  • @mastergecko1178
    @mastergecko1178 3 роки тому +6856

    Me as a Chinese guy: "I don't wanna be a doctor."
    My mom: "So you have chosen... ENGINEER"

    • @reginaldshort8486
      @reginaldshort8486 3 роки тому +171

      You can get doctorate as an engineer.

    • @thegodwithnomora3442
      @thegodwithnomora3442 3 роки тому +158

      Mum: Orrrrrr lawyer

    • @newprojects7847
      @newprojects7847 3 роки тому +15

      what did you choose though? im curious

    • @timothylee5579
      @timothylee5579 3 роки тому +141

      “But i dont want to be engineer either..”
      Mom: “ah, yes, the negotiator. So you have chosen… MATHEMATICIAN FOR NASA

    • @mastergecko1178
      @mastergecko1178 3 роки тому +60

      @@newprojects7847 Artist, which kinda explains why my mom kicked me out

  • @siddheshrahate4351
    @siddheshrahate4351 4 роки тому +3591

    I'm Asian. I'm studying medicine. I can confirm this. For prestige and Money. My parents also don't like visiting doctor.
    Edit:- Mfs this much upvotes :")

    • @mauvemouse9259
      @mauvemouse9259 4 роки тому +25

      Okay but do they rely on "alternative" medicine, or do they just avoid Western-style medicine?

    • @siddheshrahate4351
      @siddheshrahate4351 4 роки тому +57

      @@mauvemouse9259 i won't say they exactly are medicines, some of them really have medicinal effects, but most of them don't have prolonged effects,while some of them are just placebos.

    • @GaussGodden
      @GaussGodden 4 роки тому +40

      yes.. because in history class difference is huge... chinese parents generally want their children to be educated (doctors, work in the government, etc) because statistically, you are much more likely to flip your social status within 1 generation when you are educated...

    • @brendagordon4571
      @brendagordon4571 4 роки тому +3

      OMG. So it is true 😆😆😆

    • @kawa1755
      @kawa1755 4 роки тому +33

      Nobody does because doctors talk to you for 5 min and here is a 300 dollar bill take some tylenol if you feel like shit again come again we will do some tests.

  • @apratimbordoloi4056
    @apratimbordoloi4056 3 роки тому +3831

    As an Indian I can confirm that whatever he said is 100% true in an Indian society as well.

    • @electric_deer2007
      @electric_deer2007 3 роки тому +167

      India is in Asia so he did cover that when he said that statement

    • @tridhatrisontena3822
      @tridhatrisontena3822 3 роки тому +6

      yeah man pretty fucked up ngl

    • @嗯拜年
      @嗯拜年 3 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @MrMuumbutoo
      @MrMuumbutoo 3 роки тому +13

      same with my croatian parents lol

    • @Andelea
      @Andelea 3 роки тому +15

      What's the name of your god of money?

  • @Spanishfutbol2010
    @Spanishfutbol2010 4 роки тому +4112

    Nothing can make an Asian parent see a doctor. So true.

    • @TerryFT86
      @TerryFT86 4 роки тому +57

      Nono , they will go see a doctor when it's almost free.
      I know Taiwanese that lives all over the world that will fly back to taiwan to see doctors there. lol.... cuz doctors in the health care system there is much cheaper then almost anywhere else in the world & they don';t even have to wait..
      if they don't have taiwan citizenship then ya they don't like seeing doctors. lol

    • @christopherhanna5754
      @christopherhanna5754 4 роки тому +5

      Except to see them graduate from med school....

    • @TheNamesDitto
      @TheNamesDitto 4 роки тому

      So fucking true

    • @슬아-z4n
      @슬아-z4n 4 роки тому +1

      So not true for Koreans see doctors most among all OECD countries.
      m.koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=6145

    • @desmondchristoper3049
      @desmondchristoper3049 4 роки тому +9

      @@슬아-z4n yeah for plastic surgery tho

  • @saborivaille1258
    @saborivaille1258 4 роки тому +7552

    At least Persians give you the option of Lawyer, Engineer OR Doctor. Three options. Very generous

    • @juliekrol
      @juliekrol 4 роки тому +44

      lol

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 4 роки тому +113

      @ Sabo Rivaille, what’s the second tier for Persians for parental respect? Like architect or banker or what? Just curious, no offense.

    • @saborivaille1258
      @saborivaille1258 4 роки тому +216

      c haha good question. Fortunately only my dad is Persian and he’s really laid back. But my aunties are pretty traditional. And their kids are lawyers, dentists and psychiatrist. You could be right with architecture. My brother and uncle are architects. “Oh that’s pretty good” they would think haha. I’m a college drop out and that wouldn’t fly with some relatives.

    • @TrappedInTheNorth
      @TrappedInTheNorth 4 роки тому +11

      @@saborivaille1258 There are no such people on this earth called Persians there is a group called Iranians are you talking about them ?

    • @saborivaille1258
      @saborivaille1258 4 роки тому +218

      Mohamed Yusuf well Iranian is a nationality. Persian is the language, ethnicity and culture. I’m not Iranian but ethnically I’m half Persian. There are many Iranians with various ethnicities, you can be Iranian of Persian descent, Arab , Azari, Kurdish ect. The country was called Persia not long ago by the way.

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 4 роки тому +4424

    I like how he sounds American and Chinese at the same time perfectly 😃

    • @dreamcrusher1454
      @dreamcrusher1454 4 роки тому +184

      ..and he is neither an American nor Chinese.

    • @heynim342
      @heynim342 4 роки тому +423

      This is Singaporean/Malaysian accent :P

    • @BatmanPops
      @BatmanPops 4 роки тому +10

      @@dreamcrusher1454 👌🏽👍🏽

    • @BatmanPops
      @BatmanPops 4 роки тому +17

      @@heynim342 oh ok thanks for letting me know 🙂👍🏽

    • @Theimmortalmisfit
      @Theimmortalmisfit 4 роки тому +40

      Dream Crusher he literally said we while he was referring to Chinese people the whole time, you must be quite daft

  • @samphan2859
    @samphan2859 3 роки тому +423

    “helping people is at the bottom of the list” as an asian, fact 😂

  • @Dangolbustedman
    @Dangolbustedman 4 роки тому +2598

    Refreshing to see an Asian comedian who doesn’t lean on exaggerated Asian accents to do their humor

    • @Nushilong
      @Nushilong 4 роки тому +46

      @@teacher_ps Russell Peters

    • @Dangolbustedman
      @Dangolbustedman 4 роки тому +61

      Chaplay which one doesn’t? Jo Koy, dat Phan, Russell Peters etc
      Pretty much every successful Asian comedian I’ve seen does the exaggerated accents in their comedy. It’s a cliche stereotype at this point

    • @h1t0k1r1
      @h1t0k1r1 4 роки тому +5

      In before overly sensitive people say he’s relying on stereotypes still

    • @Dangolbustedman
      @Dangolbustedman 4 роки тому +21

      Roger I think every comedian does that tbh
      Some of the best comedians alive did too
      Chappell, Louis, Pryor
      But at least he’s not leaning on the accent to force his shit to be funny

    • @Dangolbustedman
      @Dangolbustedman 4 роки тому

      but why see previous comments

  • @williamtandiono2202
    @williamtandiono2202 4 роки тому +1938

    I love how real the joke is.. We're Chinese love money, we also burn the money after our parent died so the can spend it on afterlife.. lol

    • @andyalcaide3752
      @andyalcaide3752 4 роки тому +4

      Calon Rocker they throw their hard wallets into the fire out of respect for the parents.

    • @nicoleraheem1195
      @nicoleraheem1195 4 роки тому +7

      Lord😂😂and I'm currently learning mandarin now. I think I needed to know this too

    • @charliebronson1308
      @charliebronson1308 4 роки тому +2

      Why shudnt we? China is the center of the world!

    • @blackmmmblackmmm
      @blackmmmblackmmm 4 роки тому +6

      As a Taiwanese, you’re god damn right...

    • @abdulharithibrahim4733
      @abdulharithibrahim4733 4 роки тому +18

      The money they burnt is not real money...its fake money. They also burn Mercedes Benz...made out of paper

  • @cy9987
    @cy9987 4 роки тому +2291

    As a Chinese I can confirm he's right. My dad is a doctor and my grandma even REFUSES to visit her own son's hospital😂She'd rather believe in Taichi and those fake TV doctors smh

    • @konnichiwa8762
      @konnichiwa8762 4 роки тому +39

      Gosh! What an ironic! 😂

    • @matttejada7381
      @matttejada7381 4 роки тому +58

      Maybe because she will know her illnesses if she went to a doctor, I think she's scared.

    • @_peachy_
      @_peachy_ 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr XD

    • @Nuisance_Bear
      @Nuisance_Bear 4 роки тому +28

      Hey, tai chi is still more physical activity than everyone else is getting these days. Ditch them TV doctors though they talking out they asses

    • @spartapros2120
      @spartapros2120 4 роки тому

      @godslayer3241 wrong guy

  • @NCC_NO-COMMENT-CHANNEL
    @NCC_NO-COMMENT-CHANNEL 2 роки тому +528

    Honestly his golden phrase of "Hope You Get Rich" stick in my head every single Chinese New Year. Anyway for those who see my comment, wishing you a happy Chinese New Year and HOPE YOU GET RICH! 🤭

    • @LuthienMoonLight
      @LuthienMoonLight 2 роки тому +15

      HOPE YOU GET RICH, BRO

    • @RussyBoyTV
      @RussyBoyTV 2 роки тому +11

      GONG XI FA CAI, HOPE YOU GET RICH

    • @Bakeroo
      @Bakeroo 2 роки тому +11

      Hope we BOTH get rich

    • @arminius6506
      @arminius6506 2 роки тому +5

      Hope we all get rich

    • @gaiartstudio
      @gaiartstudio 2 роки тому +7

      That's so true. Every year, hope you get rich is in my head hahaha

  • @imjeffreylee
    @imjeffreylee 3 роки тому +9476

    I mean he’s not telling jokes, he’s just talking about facts in a funny way lol

    • @faizanmehdi4022
      @faizanmehdi4022 3 роки тому +324

      That's true comedy

    • @tonyping2262
      @tonyping2262 3 роки тому +11

      True sgit

    • @adhynugroho9424
      @adhynugroho9424 3 роки тому +183

      That's what standup is about.

    • @lollololol1753
      @lollololol1753 3 роки тому +122

      Thanks for explaining what a joke is again

    • @DavidLee-ge3nx
      @DavidLee-ge3nx 3 роки тому +20

      He looks exactly like grown-up Calvin in the Calvin and Hobbes series. Resemblance is uncanny.

  • @scoobydoo3928
    @scoobydoo3928 3 роки тому +2756

    I bet my Mom that I would never get married, when I was 10 years old. She even had me right it out on paper and sign it. When I finally got married at 27, she busted out this old yellow paper, with my signature, at my wedding! She held out her hand and said "Pay up sucker. $10 dollars!" Everyone in that Chapel fell out laughing at the look on my face.

  • @Bae-e9d
    @Bae-e9d 4 роки тому +2137

    This guy needs more support by the Asian community because he represents.

    • @gamapg
      @gamapg 4 роки тому +12

      2 bc getting money

    • @themadtitan7883
      @themadtitan7883 3 роки тому +20

      Jimmy ya, eyy Jimmy ya!

    • @sulblazer
      @sulblazer 3 роки тому +32

      He's fine. He doesn't need Asian charity. He's funny and will naturally appeal to the Asian community. There doesn't need to be a call to arms to support him. His work will elevate him.

    • @bimapringgo
      @bimapringgo 3 роки тому +1

      How does he represents Arabs? or Indians? or Malays?

    • @jeanque2130
      @jeanque2130 3 роки тому

      @@bimapringgo He can still show some of his perspective as a chinese descent immigrant, he can still be one of the voices of larger asian community

  • @appa609
    @appa609 3 роки тому +2146

    Chinese parents: "Why aren't you applying to med school?"
    Also Chinese Parents: "I have a fever it must be because I ate too much tropical fruit"

    • @islandnarrator8257
      @islandnarrator8257 3 роки тому +13

      Not Black people all we do is fight each other down.Sad

    • @anuraggupta1974
      @anuraggupta1974 3 роки тому +56

      "It's the damn phone"

    • @cerealkiller195
      @cerealkiller195 3 роки тому +52

      Being part asian and part latino i have seen both sides whenever someone is sick they just bring out some sort of ointment label falling off no clue what it is I'm not even sure if it's a lifetime supply because I've never seen anyone in the family have more than one in the house haha

    • @sailormoon8265
      @sailormoon8265 3 роки тому +17

      @@cerealkiller195 and it's probably expired but they use it anyway because expiry dates are stupid?

    • @cerealkiller195
      @cerealkiller195 3 роки тому +6

      @@sailormoon8265 it was just a bottle I don't think I've ever seen the box lol

  • @huyueqi
    @huyueqi 4 роки тому +511

    I am a Chinese and I approve this message. Actually, some Chinese love money so much they decide their family name is Chieng, which means money. Am I right Ronny Money?

    • @keny4281
      @keny4281 4 роки тому +18

      well... u dun really got a choice on you last name, do you.... also you wouldn't assume Bill Gates loves gates...
      it's just a sir name, derived from 篯, which has nothing to do money, but more to do with bamboos and horse tacks.

    • @keny4281
      @keny4281 4 роки тому +6

      @@fsantos4199 glad u find it funny, igorance is truly a bliss..
      i mean who cares about a piece of interesting historical information..

    • @keny4281
      @keny4281 4 роки тому +4

      @@fsantos4199 oh my god dude, get a life...

    • @djay7438
      @djay7438 4 роки тому +2

      Ken Y congratulations... you played yourself

    • @wangyingsen458
      @wangyingsen458 4 роки тому +7

      It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.

  • @caph2o22
    @caph2o22 4 роки тому +3097

    By the way, Ronny's surname: "Chieng (钱)" literally means "money" in Chinese. :D

    • @pebblepod30
      @pebblepod30 4 роки тому +70

      Very ironic then!

    • @brendagordon4571
      @brendagordon4571 4 роки тому +32

      Lol u r kidding me!

    • @caph2o22
      @caph2o22 4 роки тому +140

      @@brendagordon4571 Nope. Not joking. You can go to his Wikipedia page. Copy and paste his surname onto Google Translate and see for yourself. :D

    • @makeshifthouse
      @makeshifthouse 4 роки тому +34

      Wtf ure right

    • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
      @AwkwrdPrtMskrt 4 роки тому +94

      Chinese people love money so much, the Chinese guy self-aware enough to point it out to everyone is literally surnamed "钱"!

  • @yariv2071
    @yariv2071 4 роки тому +960

    I love it that this guy just offhandedly throws a joke about money printing causing inflation, and people not understanding basic macro economics. Brilliant.

    • @MelePaasi
      @MelePaasi 4 роки тому +29

      It’s the Asian math expert in him 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 4 роки тому +27

      @@MelePaasi Hes not even an expert, just adequate, which cant be said for the west.

    • @ninaxu541
      @ninaxu541 4 роки тому +9

      Екатерина Геннадиевна the joke is Asians are good at math... not saying he’s a math expert literally. It’s the running joke/stereotype or whatever you call it about Asians

    • @wangyingsen458
      @wangyingsen458 4 роки тому +9

      It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.

    • @andresgreene4913
      @andresgreene4913 4 роки тому +6

      @@wangyingsen458
      Joining the 1% is necessarily something the vast majority of people can't do. Working hard is a great way to have a good life. The problem is actually that too many people, especially those who grew up on the internet while being told they deserve the world, expect to not only have a comfortable life, but be rich or famous without doing a lot of work.

  • @whitneyoneal2360
    @whitneyoneal2360 2 роки тому +111

    Haha!! As a previous figure skating coach this is so true. The 1st generation immigrant moms would walk their 3 year old kids into the rink and tell us that they want their kid to go to the Olympics. Almost all our Asian skaters would get full rides to Yale and Harvard for medical school. Love you Ronnie!

  • @benlg9125
    @benlg9125 4 роки тому +527

    Ronny at his best here, very polished delivery and hysterical!

  • @freaker126
    @freaker126 4 роки тому +4671

    he should include the joke that Chinese people so rich they even buy money to burn money and send it to their relatives in the afterlife. :p

    • @audreyc8225
      @audreyc8225 4 роки тому +102

      freaker126 Exactlyyyyyy I was thinking about that !

    • @mr.raslyon6626
      @mr.raslyon6626 4 роки тому +12

      Maybe he still will...

    • @watermelonchiki
      @watermelonchiki 4 роки тому +111

      omg also clothes and cars, I was like do we still need to drive after we die... lol

    • @freaker126
      @freaker126 4 роки тому +9

      @@watermelonchiki that's part of the joy after life ..lol :p

    • @freaker126
      @freaker126 4 роки тому +26

      @Speez71rm dude. people have already done that. it's part of their culture. lol

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 4 роки тому +341

    “Helping people is like the unfortunate byproduct” I started cracking up 😂😂😂

  • @markjacobson7976
    @markjacobson7976 3 роки тому +465

    This guy is actually funny. Hope he makes it big. I’m learning as he’s making me laugh.

    • @tjgodofchaos3186
      @tjgodofchaos3186 3 роки тому +35

      "hope he makes it big" bruh he's like a millionaire actor, he's made it

    • @planbbkk5876
      @planbbkk5876 3 роки тому +11

      he is big already!

    • @emhgarlyyeung
      @emhgarlyyeung 2 роки тому +16

      @@tjgodofchaos3186 But he is Chinese, that's never big enough for a Chinese, we want bigger, so, hope he get richer lol

    • @nicolaablett7790
      @nicolaablett7790 2 роки тому +5

      AND RICH

    • @058875915
      @058875915 2 роки тому +3

      Dude he was in Shang chi, and he’s on the Daily show…..he’s good

  • @coffeetea8577
    @coffeetea8577 4 роки тому +641

    No joke as I was applying to pharmacy in uni, my mum would ask “are you sure you don’t want to go into medicine? You could!” I would refuse because I knew I was never cut out for medicine. This is why there are so many doctors without the right attitude. They want to get rich, but have no idea that they’re doing a profession that requires compassion

    • @icebed1498
      @icebed1498 4 роки тому +30

      Same here. I'm Ghanaian and people were like why don't I just do medicine😑
      I had the qualifications but naah,
      It wasn't just for me.

    • @CrazyLocoInsane1
      @CrazyLocoInsane1 4 роки тому +25

      Wait if you are a pharmacist then you are in medicine lol

    • @charlieaydin1377
      @charlieaydin1377 4 роки тому +4

      Interesting insight. Never considered this

    • @liljmarian7327
      @liljmarian7327 4 роки тому +4

      This comment wins UA-cam for the day man your honest and real as hell I dig .

    • @coffeetea8577
      @coffeetea8577 4 роки тому +30

      @@CrazyLocoInsane1 It's different; medicine deals with more physiology and anatomy, but pharmacists learn about drugs and how they work. I can't deal with all those stuff like residency and blood, lol

  • @ssatjapot
    @ssatjapot 3 роки тому +401

    "Flip the clan narrative around. Start from the bottom. Then Boom! Now we're here! We're doctors!"
    Ronny's delivery is so spot on and his jokes are always so intelligent. It's like a next level self-awareness.

  • @frankanonymous2092
    @frankanonymous2092 4 роки тому +786

    And the phrase Chinese children usually say after “Hope you get rich “ is “Give me the red packet money” .(红包拿来)

  • @aprilsparks1111
    @aprilsparks1111 3 роки тому +64

    00:32 “helping people” is on the bottom of their list of reasons 😆😆😆 oh my gosh this guys is hilarious

  • @MajesticOak
    @MajesticOak 4 роки тому +1254

    Showed this to my mother, she thought it was funny, though mentioned that the part about being shot with an arrow was exaggeration.
    Then I remind her the time I got shot in the head by some kid's homemade bow & arrow and they decided to not take me to the hospital, despite a doctor there saying that wound would require at least 5 stitches. (end up not going to the hospital, but since I recovered it's all good)
    Edit: I almost forgot, the guy (also Asian) who shot me ended up becoming a doctor. Like this story just ended up having everything.

    • @cynkauvanyau2059
      @cynkauvanyau2059 4 роки тому +16

      It just means she thinks of her own body differently. No contradiction there.

    • @YourManifoldWorld
      @YourManifoldWorld 4 роки тому +38

      She just wanted you to be stronger...maybe in the future you can stop real arrows. :)

    • @xandercorp6175
      @xandercorp6175 4 роки тому +7

      The fact that she thought it was credible enough to call out as exaggeration should be food for thought for people who think that this bit is "obvious" satire.

    • @c_p_a_r
      @c_p_a_r 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @kousarattar1526
    @kousarattar1526 4 роки тому +4297

    Indian wants their kids to be a doctor because they don't want to spend money on seeing other doctors 😂😂 u will get free health care at home✌🏻

    • @NatsuDragneel07
      @NatsuDragneel07 4 роки тому +47

      True....😂😂😂😂

    • @ThatWEIRDasianGirl
      @ThatWEIRDasianGirl 4 роки тому +197

      Goddamn, Indian families will actually trust your advice as a doctor. XD Chinese mom and dad will put onions in the cardinal directions cause WeChat told em before listening to the medical advice of their PH.D. graduate child.

    • @RicardoCarapia
      @RicardoCarapia 4 роки тому +21

      Mexicans are not very different. (I'm mexican)

    • @jiasona875
      @jiasona875 4 роки тому +50

      Hey, ENGINEERING is first on the list. I think every Indian family have 2 to 3 engineer in the family

    • @alixalix191
      @alixalix191 4 роки тому +7

      And they are the worst doctors ever

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 роки тому +478

    I nearly spat out my water when he said “Asian parents are the last group of people you can convince to see a doctor” 😂

  • @Currychicken87
    @Currychicken87 3 роки тому +106

    I've watched this like a 100 times and it still never gets old 😂

  • @habiboktavian8922
    @habiboktavian8922 4 роки тому +732

    beside the jokes, his mimic and gesture are incredibly structured perfectly

  • @gauravneupane
    @gauravneupane 4 роки тому +153

    He has a different kind of delivery and energy, love it.

  • @ckchong28
    @ckchong28 3 роки тому +706

    As a Chinese Malaysian, we give/receive money when attending wedding, birthday, funeral, house warming, business opening, Chinese New Year, even after death (someone will burn the money for us)
    By the way, other than Gong Xi Fa Cai, we have dozens of greetings to say during Chinese New Year, which are all related to money 🤣

    • @artemis2291
      @artemis2291 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @allenl9214
      @allenl9214 3 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣 they have trillion dollar fake bills to burn

    • @weyland-Yutani-Intern
      @weyland-Yutani-Intern 3 роки тому +22

      Yes, I can't believe he missed that opportunity of fitting in the burning of money as well.

    • @abba3629
      @abba3629 3 роки тому +10

      You have same rituals as Indians 😂

    • @weiskl887
      @weiskl887 3 роки тому +7

      LOL jokes aside Money is everything as well as nothing. The deeper meaning to this culture of money is the experience of hardship, poverty and just to fill the stomach. While i also experience the same thing i got to experience first hand if you don't have money our family literally were only eating vegetables and salty fish for meals.
      Its more of a community getting together to gather enough money so that their son's can get married as well as a small sum of seed money to feed the family. Later on as the economy gets better and upward social mobility becomes much easier the Younger generation no longer experience Poverty and started to question as to why Money is so important.
      As for moving up the social ladder and becoming a Doctor well what is wrong with moving up the social ladder? But for those who grew up in poverty its the quickest way and ticket to provide a better life and future. But as we our Wages and quality of life goes higher younger generation not faced with the same living experience and condition wouldn't understand. They think when they are born life is so comfortable.
      But again Money isn't everything. However without it you cannot even donate to charity even if you want to. Look at the current condition today with the Pandemic out of control. My heart aches when i see many desperate people selling food on the streets trying to get by just to ensure their kids get fed.
      Its about how you choose to spend Money when you have it and its about survival when you don't.

  • @truthseeker6532
    @truthseeker6532 Рік тому +53

    I could listen to this guy all day everyday!!!!

  • @maxpfundner2226
    @maxpfundner2226 4 роки тому +1402

    that is one perfectly tailored suit

    • @mikeock1939
      @mikeock1939 4 роки тому +13

      yes, but wrong neckwear

    • @texasowl5356
      @texasowl5356 4 роки тому +4

      Mike Ock you don’t get it do you?

    • @mauvemouse9259
      @mauvemouse9259 4 роки тому +3

      @@texasowl5356 get what?

    • @drex5160
      @drex5160 4 роки тому +3

      London is blue

    • @renzojz
      @renzojz 4 роки тому +8

      And a sleek looking hair cut to pair it with.

  • @ragequitter
    @ragequitter 4 роки тому +699

    I’m not even Chinese, but I’m Asian. My parents are exactly like that

    • @mysteriousunknown586
      @mysteriousunknown586 4 роки тому +17

      @anonymous Chang India is in Asia so technically hes Asian. If u wanted to correct him u should've said he isnt an oriental.

    • @marcuswijaya2569
      @marcuswijaya2569 4 роки тому

      What are you?

    • @Alpha-Hypnosis
      @Alpha-Hypnosis 4 роки тому

      @Arnav Chaudhary Kaise Ho Bhai

    • @zy5992
      @zy5992 4 роки тому +5

      @Arnav Chaudhary south asians r still asians bro

    • @zy5992
      @zy5992 4 роки тому +5

      @Arnav Chaudhary idk where i live we still call them asians

  • @conancat
    @conancat 4 роки тому +256

    Netflix releasing this during Chinese New Year is just **chef's kiss**. 恭喜发财!Happy Chinese New Year, HOPE YOU GET RICH!

    • @a.k9121
      @a.k9121 4 роки тому +1

      Hope you get rich to

    • @workeveryday8737
      @workeveryday8737 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you thank you. I hope you get rich too ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @Mr.MiddleClassPH
    @Mr.MiddleClassPH 3 роки тому +151

    As a Filipino, I agree even though most of us (including myself) were pushed to be nurses as this is our passport to go to Western countries and earn more.

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 2 роки тому +4

      Best way to marry a doctor is to become a nurse

    • @mukhtaarashraf3740
      @mukhtaarashraf3740 2 роки тому +1

      @@CorePathway damn that's screwed up though

    • @AverageSaneHuman
      @AverageSaneHuman 2 роки тому

      @@mukhtaarashraf3740 if im not wrong, isnt it against the rule to date co workers in hospital? (im just not so sure so no hate is against this statement)

    • @marvinredota9100
      @marvinredota9100 2 роки тому

      @@AverageSaneHuman yes IN the Hospital but outside is fine :D

    • @AverageSaneHuman
      @AverageSaneHuman 2 роки тому

      @@marvinredota9100 understandable, thanks :D

  • @nkULTRA007
    @nkULTRA007 4 роки тому +1196

    OMG the accuracy, this can also be applied to Indian people

    • @Ruthraut
      @Ruthraut 4 роки тому +13

      True that

    • @aparnasingh8546
      @aparnasingh8546 4 роки тому +5

      Haha OMG tru bro we all got the same parents

    • @aparnasingh8546
      @aparnasingh8546 4 роки тому +10

      NPC 45 hahahahah fuck no bro

    • @devONcyban
      @devONcyban 4 роки тому +32

      We also got a goddess of money 😎
      Goddess Lakshmi.

    • @shailpatel3841
      @shailpatel3841 4 роки тому +16

      @NPC 45 you must be from a really poor background i am guessing

  • @SoldierBoySingingRapture
    @SoldierBoySingingRapture 4 роки тому +1358

    11yo asian kid: studying
    parent: YOU DOCTOR YET?

  • @sharonozvenom
    @sharonozvenom 4 роки тому +98

    Ronny, the greatest Malaysian Chinese export of all time. He’s a legend !!! Spot on with the Chinese attitude 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂.

    • @maggiekee655
      @maggiekee655 4 роки тому +7

      He is from Johor Bahru

    • @sagan08
      @sagan08 4 роки тому +7

      Mohd Khalid Bro, why have to be Penang or Ipoh la...Even Kuala Berang and Machang got Chinese man.

    • @cheapogamer8920
      @cheapogamer8920 4 роки тому

      @@sagan08 because that's the two famous place other than kl, duh

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 4 роки тому +6

      @Mohd Khalid dude there's 14 states and you picked TWO???
      Salty in Malacaan

    • @sharonozvenom
      @sharonozvenom 4 роки тому

      Sasidhran Selvadurai mobs khalid has a good point ... Jimmy Choo is from Penang and Michelle yeoh is from Ipoh . Both have been successful internationally .

  • @cheongwenpa
    @cheongwenpa 3 роки тому +7

    He is so darn ruthlessly honest !!!!!

  • @LizRealGirlBeauty
    @LizRealGirlBeauty 3 роки тому +417

    My doctor came here from China, and has 2 sons. One of them went to medical school, the other business school.
    You can guess which one is his favorite.

    • @frankzornes1884
      @frankzornes1884 3 роки тому +2

      Hello pretty
      How are you doing??

    • @hhmaster789
      @hhmaster789 3 роки тому +3

      biz school?

    • @dallastauranga6960
      @dallastauranga6960 3 роки тому +76

      The one who makes the most money 😂

    • @de5913
      @de5913 3 роки тому +4

      @@dallastauranga6960 exactly lmaooooooo

    • @shastasilverchairsg
      @shastasilverchairsg 3 роки тому

      Depends on whether the biz school son became a big executive/started a multimillion dollar business.

  • @StephanieHua
    @StephanieHua 4 роки тому +1886

    I didn’t laugh or chuckle because what Ronnie just said was just straight facts. I did crack a slight grin, because a lot of people don't understand what American/English sarcasm is.
    恭喜发财Hope you get rich everyone.

    • @FaizalYacob
      @FaizalYacob 4 роки тому +37

      uhm ... that will cause inflation.

    • @Nanticoke
      @Nanticoke 4 роки тому +30

      But isn’t that what makes us laugh? 😂

    • @JD-go2qj
      @JD-go2qj 4 роки тому +39

      That's what supposed to make it funny, the fact that it's true

    • @goodhathacker8405
      @goodhathacker8405 4 роки тому

      Faizal Yacob inflation is a good thing, too much money, just make sure you are selling stuff at that time. And you are buying during recession.

    • @lowattpi9624
      @lowattpi9624 4 роки тому +6

      I guess that's just facts for the very southern part of China and southeast Asia. At least from Beijing all the way to Shanghai, I heard much more 'Happy New Year' than 'Hope you get rich'. But the fact doesn't matter that much here, he is funny!

  • @wangxiaolin4171
    @wangxiaolin4171 4 роки тому +634

    and he did not mention that his surname "Chieng" or "Qian"(钱), also means money...

    • @mfinchina__117
      @mfinchina__117 4 роки тому +67

      There used to be an economics professor at MSU surnamed 钱 who named his daughter 多多。 :/

    • @garmzai
      @garmzai 4 роки тому +1

      @@mfinchina__117 lmao

    • @macarena778
      @macarena778 4 роки тому

      @@mfinchina__117 LOL! Seriously

    • @POSEANREAL
      @POSEANREAL 4 роки тому +1

      Xiaolin yeah, guess your ancestors wanted their eirs to be xiaolins XD
      Edit: nvm i thought xiaolin is a kunfu thing i forgot, turns out theres a cartoon of it named xiaolin showdown and chronicles (i have watch one of them some how in some time) and i googled what it means and ........ it mean joke.

    • @hellokitchen
      @hellokitchen 4 роки тому

      hahaha brilliant

  • @itsnlee
    @itsnlee 2 роки тому +12

    I'm Chinese and I can vouch for everything he said. The way he delivered it is hilarious I never thought of it like that

  • @nikluvtoeat
    @nikluvtoeat 3 роки тому +191

    As an Indonesian Chinese, I can confirm this is 1000% legit.

    • @aguswibawa7355
      @aguswibawa7355 3 роки тому +1

      bener lol

    • @lifeisneverthesame910
      @lifeisneverthesame910 3 роки тому +3

      masalah besar kalau yg buat joke bukan Chinese. pasti dianggap rasis..

    • @dwisatriyaprajna6436
      @dwisatriyaprajna6436 2 роки тому +1

      @@lifeisneverthesame910 lagian kalo bukan chinese, emangnya ngerti? kurang comedicnya kalo bicarain klan orang lain, ngejek klan sendiri lebih seru 😂 dan aman

  • @Klas6ixx
    @Klas6ixx 4 роки тому +231

    Happy Chinese New Year! I hope everyone here gets RICH!!!

  • @last5902
    @last5902 3 роки тому +493

    😂 The god of money😂 "dosent care about inflation".i LOLED so hard.

    • @gurelhorsun8951
      @gurelhorsun8951 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like Justin Trudeau

    • @longebane
      @longebane 3 роки тому +4

      @@gurelhorsun8951 dude what the fuck, get that politics shit outta here, you dweeb

    • @stanleygao109
      @stanleygao109 Рік тому +1

      😂and there are actually several gods of money to make sure everyone is covered even you maybe a gangster or drug dealer

  • @kayrupe125
    @kayrupe125 3 роки тому +12

    Ronnu Chieng might be my new favorite comedian. I only just found out about him through Scissor Seven, but he has such a unique line delivery I love it

  • @jyotisingh-lz3de
    @jyotisingh-lz3de 4 роки тому +124

    "started from the bottom and now we are here, we are DOCTORS" 😂😂😂😂

  • @arisdahakim8630
    @arisdahakim8630 4 роки тому +106

    This guy is so brave, he speaks the truth. God bless him :D

    • @Paradoxicalhumor412
      @Paradoxicalhumor412 2 роки тому +2

      Trust me, there are A LOT of people in the Asian/Asian American communities that agree with his statements. We just don't feel like starting extra petty squabbles because we'd rather find better things to do with our time, lol. The fact is, his routine wouldn't sell if it didn't hit a good majority of our heartstrings.

  • @windmillman
    @windmillman 4 роки тому +216

    I’m asian and when i joined the military and then a trooper, I broke every single stereotype, twas great

    • @justrandomotaku
      @justrandomotaku 4 роки тому +14

      Good on you dude!

    • @sulblazer
      @sulblazer 3 роки тому

      Oh really? Broke every stereotype? Then how is it you can do the square root of 7 in your head?

    • @spencerdouglas9
      @spencerdouglas9 3 роки тому

      Did you serve in the army, around 2010 ? Fort Campbell ?

    • @windmillman
      @windmillman 3 роки тому +1

      @@sulblazer what is math?

    • @windmillman
      @windmillman 3 роки тому +1

      @@sulblazer we’re still crazy rich and exceeded every social economic ladder sooooo 🐸☕️

  • @hiobi1172
    @hiobi1172 Рік тому +5

    I love this guy, he's freaking hilarious... and he's the pride of Malaysia! 🥰

  • @chelseychiachi
    @chelseychiachi 4 роки тому +321

    First Day of Lunar New Year today so here I am, hoping y’all get rich!!

    • @nsaiswatching
      @nsaiswatching 4 роки тому +12

      you better hope I get rich!

    • @BaldursPicketFence
      @BaldursPicketFence 4 роки тому +3

      Kung hei fatt choy!

    • @Anonymous-td9fl
      @Anonymous-td9fl 4 роки тому +1

      But they banned lunar new year.
      Coronavirus 2 stronk.
      Year is off to a phenomenal start.
      1. Ww3 almost starting
      2. Australia burning
      3. A fuckin disease thats spreading fast asf.

    • @alexrojas9725
      @alexrojas9725 4 роки тому +1

      Amen

    • @happylittletree1727
      @happylittletree1727 4 роки тому +3

      Gong Xi Fa Cai! Let's get this bread.

  • @Aer0xander
    @Aer0xander 4 роки тому +2880

    Asian people love money so much that there's an Asian man running for president wanting to give every American adult $1000 a month! #yanggang

    • @F8...
      @F8... 4 роки тому +33

      psh I could pay rent bills and buy food for that much lol

    • @TheBiscuitFactory
      @TheBiscuitFactory 4 роки тому +51

      Artivisual nice to see a yanger here! #yanggang #andrewyang2020

    • @TheBiscuitFactory
      @TheBiscuitFactory 4 роки тому +67

      A Google User idk who you’ve been watching but everything that you just described is incorrect.

    • @brendagordon4571
      @brendagordon4571 4 роки тому +13

      You are so fucking right!!! LOLLL

    • @adeolaemitry3740
      @adeolaemitry3740 4 роки тому +5

      Garfield all Day I mean, he’s pretty good of his mic is on

  • @ashish9urun9
    @ashish9urun9 3 роки тому +64

    The way he ended with "Gong xi fa cai" was fire. Not just comedy it's facts too.

  • @bijoyroy11
    @bijoyroy11 2 роки тому +13

    Very true for some families. People want their children to get into a profession to take other people's money as much as possible, along with having prestige and power. It's not about finding a calling or what the child would enjoy doing in life. It's about the responsibility of earning and taking care of the family. Money, prestige and power are considered the main factors required to secure stability and prosperity for the family.

  • @ericadams214
    @ericadams214 3 роки тому +198

    "you BETTER hope that I get rich."
    Lmao

  • @MarkSkater
    @MarkSkater 4 роки тому +514

    to a chinese ... these ain jokes
    they are all true. but its still funny ... coz ... i don know to chinese its just Fact for us

    • @tenchichrono
      @tenchichrono 4 роки тому +17

      Nope I'm Chinese and it's funny af!!!

    • @jya5467
      @jya5467 4 роки тому +2

      I think that's true for all the asians except the new year greeting of hoping to get rich.

    • @jk9876
      @jk9876 4 роки тому

      Happy Chinese New Year. Good luck and good health. --- this is the tradition way to greet others during new year. untill hongkong culture started spreading in 80s. it is a fact too.

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 4 роки тому

      @@teacher_ps not just facts but stupid stereotypes and lies people make about each other.

    • @kevatchiralzin3495
      @kevatchiralzin3495 4 роки тому

      Reeeeeally Aah man lol i thought it was a cultural joke

  • @shivam.maharshi
    @shivam.maharshi 3 роки тому +54

    Everything he said about the Chinese culture and parents is also 100% applicable for Indian culture and parents 😂
    1. Parents wanting their kids to become doctor - Check
    2. For prestige & money and not helping people - Check
    3. Impossible to convince your parents to visit a doctor - Check
    4. Have a god of money - Check (Goddess Laxmi)

    • @qaptainqwerty
      @qaptainqwerty 10 місяців тому

      Sad.

    • @M43782
      @M43782 9 місяців тому

      Do you have a god of money?

    • @protamine4
      @protamine4 9 місяців тому

      Chinese love money but also love hoarding it and are notoriously tight. I'm not sure if Indians have these wonderful qualities.

  • @mohdfadleymustafa9239
    @mohdfadleymustafa9239 3 роки тому +16

    He's a Malaysian, we Msian very proud of him

    • @haduong96353a
      @haduong96353a 8 місяців тому +1

      muslim?

    • @next-over-life
      @next-over-life 7 місяців тому

      @@haduong96353a No, he is Chinese in blood, but Malaysian cityzen
      there are almost no muslim in Chinese people. very few...

  • @megan893
    @megan893 4 роки тому +53

    I had never heard of this guy till I watched his Netflix special, and oh my god, he is hilarious. Thank you Netflix!

    • @salui
      @salui 4 роки тому +4

      He's on the Daily Show!

  • @TonyWKoo
    @TonyWKoo 3 роки тому +237

    This is so true. As a Chinese person, I’ve been saying this for years. Chinese people have an obsession with money, and it can be pretty unhealthy if taken to the extreme.

    • @sidekick100
      @sidekick100 3 роки тому +8

      Not only chinese the world as it is.

    • @kylebeguhl8516
      @kylebeguhl8516 2 роки тому +4

      @@sidekick100 yeah. I’m surprised people don’t worship money like a god.

    • @emhgarlyyeung
      @emhgarlyyeung 2 роки тому +9

      The extreme example is Jewish.

    • @manicpepsicola3431
      @manicpepsicola3431 2 роки тому +6

      @@emhgarlyyeung not even close to the Chinese babe

    • @emhgarlyyeung
      @emhgarlyyeung 2 роки тому +2

      @@manicpepsicola3431 then u must know not much

  • @user-es1vk1qk2c
    @user-es1vk1qk2c 4 роки тому +103

    I didn’t know the guy from crazy rich Asians was a comedian... he’s fkn hilarious and reminds me of one of my best friends

    • @GaussGodden
      @GaussGodden 4 роки тому +3

      Too much American influence to pursue what he wants to do XD

    • @aliasmarg8ta127
      @aliasmarg8ta127 4 роки тому +3

      He has a law degree from Australia and disappointed his parents by becoming a stand up comic. Look up his segments from The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. He cracks me up every time.

  • @ViperNg1990
    @ViperNg1990 3 роки тому +9

    Chinese here. These are 100% facts. And I was waiting for the actual jokes to come out from his mouth.

  • @ChardonnayWest
    @ChardonnayWest 4 роки тому +38

    The "hope you get rich" part is 100% true!

    • @brendagordon4571
      @brendagordon4571 4 роки тому

      I hope that everyone gets filthy rich, no one wants to be poor and struggle so long to make a living.

  • @mizaqenyad4269
    @mizaqenyad4269 4 роки тому +12

    Dude wtf I’ve never watched Asian comedians before and now YT is recommending a bunch of these guys and I’m loving them so much 😂

  • @gtflippers7069
    @gtflippers7069 4 роки тому +53

    Ronny Chieng is one of the funniest comedians around. I love him!!!

  • @boblowney
    @boblowney 2 роки тому +2

    his parents have to be SO proud of him. a smart, well super smart actually, and insightful person.

  • @monocyte2210
    @monocyte2210 4 роки тому +23

    Im asian. I got a scholarship for artschool in for highschool. Ive won some art competitions prior to that. My mom just shut down my dream of becoming an artist. I enrolled in science highschool. Took a science degree. Im now a professor at university. Everyday i think about my life if was able to pursue artschool. Im not very motivared with my job.

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 4 роки тому +81

    Omg. He's hysterical.

  • @tatianablackthorn2528
    @tatianablackthorn2528 4 роки тому +36

    Netflix, you made me wait too long for this clip. I thought I rushed ordered this from Prime NOW? None the less I'm really happy and will be showing this to *everyone* I know.
    3:46

  • @isaachiew676
    @isaachiew676 3 роки тому +3

    i am a Malaysian Chinese and Ronny nailed it. We love money. And yeah, we say 恭喜發財 GONG XI FA CAI literally "congratulations for striking a fortune" or yeah, hope you get rich!
    chai shen ye God of Fortune/Money 財神爺 basically sprinkles money and and there are three types, make sure you get income either straight (honest work), slanted (illegal means) or "sideways" (gambling or just taking money that ain't belonging to you in your life)

  • @shi5178
    @shi5178 4 роки тому +363

    2 reasons of why Asian parents want their children to become doctors: to get money and to get their children to be doctors for them for free in the future

    • @LongVu-lh9el
      @LongVu-lh9el 4 роки тому +18

      Lol, my parents rather eat onion or do some advices from Facebook than actually hearing advices from PhD graduate son.

    • @nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144
      @nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144 4 роки тому +1

      They at least want to have someone in the family to be one lol

    • @trueblueclue
      @trueblueclue 4 роки тому +4

      Not Asian but when I was studying premed my parents were setting me up to do the same thing. It starts with jokes about it but then they're calling you in the office about a flu.

    • @chloelee4074
      @chloelee4074 3 роки тому

      @@LongVu-lh9el is this even true 😂?

    • @sera404
      @sera404 3 роки тому +2

      second reason only applies for south asian parents, east asian parents will refuse to see a doctor even if their child is a doctor haha

  • @ltkwok
    @ltkwok 3 роки тому +98

    Asian Parents want the “set”: A doctor, a lawyer, an engineer and a business person. For the last 2, Engineer if you’re Indian, Business person if you’re Chinese.

    • @vikeesilver9908
      @vikeesilver9908 3 роки тому +8

      not wrong bro haha. The alternative to buisnessman is Banker for the chinesr

    • @shastasilverchairsg
      @shastasilverchairsg 3 роки тому

      I think nowadays FAANG programmer's on the list as well.

  • @hellothere589
    @hellothere589 4 роки тому +524

    Asian parents: You either become doctor or you become an adoption

  • @PhoenlxA
    @PhoenlxA 3 роки тому +7

    As one with chinese roots, I can confirm that.
    BUT most of the chinese gesture sayings must not be translated literally. It would as u can see just sound funny.
    Those "special cultural best wishes" can just be summed up as kindness and goodwill toward u.
    For Chinese and also for Japanese the symbolic meaning is very important.

  • @edhero2372
    @edhero2372 4 роки тому +93

    “Very fickle go, doesn’t care about inflation” lol

  • @chase276
    @chase276 4 роки тому +233

    I need him in a buddy cop movie

  • @KaimanBitAi
    @KaimanBitAi 4 роки тому +39

    This guy is smart and hilarious
    “You better hope I get rich”🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @acricucci9760
    @acricucci9760 Рік тому +4

    Ronny Chieng does a great show, mixing humor & satire with social commentary. Original and really hilarious. My family is Italian on both sides and we are just one tent away from a full-blown circus, so even not being Asian, I could relate to a lot of Ronny’s humor.

  • @norneaernourn8240
    @norneaernourn8240 3 роки тому +17

    The Chinese obsession with wealth is ingrained into the culture. In my time, which is a long time ago, we learned how to gamble before even stepping foot in school. The elders are not bothered by it because it's good to use your brains and sometimes it takes 4 punters. People asked why math is our thing, this is one of the reasons.

  • @rahatuzzaman
    @rahatuzzaman 4 роки тому +27

    I am Bangladeshi and I can confirm that he is 100% correct. My dad hates doctors with his life, though my parents wished I would be a doctor. My mom still regrets because I never tried to go to medical college.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi Рік тому

      Lol your name means “Relaxed Time” in Turkish.

    • @rahatuzzaman
      @rahatuzzaman Рік тому

      @@ChadKakashi Yeah bro 🥶

  • @yuckk
    @yuckk 3 роки тому +74

    who are here because tomorrow is Chinese New Year? Gong Xi Fat Chai, I hope you all get RICH!

  • @frnlpz0129
    @frnlpz0129 2 роки тому +4

    Yoooooo I never knew this guy was a fucking comedian. From Crazy Rich Asians, to Shang Chi. Glad I found this out. Dude is hilarious man.

  • @williamnguyen8663
    @williamnguyen8663 4 роки тому +218

    “Hope you get rich” sounds so passive aggressive depending how you say it

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 4 роки тому +331

    "Everyday we go like: "Hey, God of Money... gives us money." And he gives us more money. Very fickle god. Doesn't care about inflation."
    If that's the case, so I'll convert to Chinese Taoism. Gong Xi Fa Cai, everyone.

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 4 роки тому +10

      Right back at you man! *Gong Xi Fa Cai!*

    • @jackieortiz8144
      @jackieortiz8144 4 роки тому +3

      Gong Xi Fa Cai

    • @simontheman4337
      @simontheman4337 4 роки тому +4

      So to you buddy! Yesterday is actually the first day of the Chinese New Year, so 恭喜发财!

    • @fieryrocket3555
      @fieryrocket3555 4 роки тому +5

      Hope you get rich.
      You better hope back bitch.

    • @fieryrocket3555
      @fieryrocket3555 4 роки тому +1

      @Jarred Mueller they just wanna take your money.

  • @JuntaOne
    @JuntaOne 4 роки тому +490

    I love how the audience sounded uncomfortable when he said Chinese people love money. Must have been the "woke" white people.
    After living in China for 15 years and having a Chinese family here .....I can say
    "Chinese people looooooove money"!

    • @jinnij9721
      @jinnij9721 4 роки тому +4

      Dont forget gambling hahahaha

    • @Baiko
      @Baiko 4 роки тому +18

      White people who know that they're not supposed to be making that joke, don't know if they're allowed to laugh at that joke.

    • @happylittletree1727
      @happylittletree1727 4 роки тому +6

      Not to mention the absolute sharks they can be in mahjong. They smell the money in the water from 5 miles away. My grand aunt was an absolute savage at the table.

    • @nsebast
      @nsebast 4 роки тому +3

      White people no need to worry. We take that as a compliment.

    • @scootahwootah4843
      @scootahwootah4843 4 роки тому +1

      Jake Whiddon Or maybe it wasn't completely a 'lol' moment but you don't want the guy to feel bad

  • @Ordinary-BD
    @Ordinary-BD 4 роки тому +14

    One of my all times favourite stand up comedian!

  • @mncalapati415
    @mncalapati415 4 роки тому +26

    My childhood friend went through that. Her parents wanted her to be a Dr. or a lawyer. She chose the career path of becoming a Vet Dr.

    • @hefeibao
      @hefeibao 4 роки тому +5

      That's like getting an A- and saying it's an A (at least in my house)

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 4 роки тому +2

      You mean an animal doctor?

    • @cahmon3y338
      @cahmon3y338 4 роки тому +2

      I'd rather be a veterinarian then a regular doctor.

  • @johnlola9669
    @johnlola9669 4 роки тому +18

    what he say 100% correct 😂😂 my dad want me to be a doctor or a nurse at least, but since I was a kid, my dad hate so much to go hospital and see doctor. then I ask him, “so will u hate me when I become a doctor?” he stare me for a long time. yea dad, I get it.

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 2 роки тому +8

    Living in China I can attest to this 1000%. My wife is Chinese and although she doesn’t enjoy most stand up comedy, she was howling over this set. Guy is hilarious!

    • @wennnnn2307
      @wennnnn2307 Рік тому

      I don’t think doctor is the go to profession in China. China prefers civil servant over all other professions.

    • @vickyyao7709
      @vickyyao7709 Рік тому +1

      @@wennnnn2307 Ronny is referring to the first generation immigrant parent

    • @red2977
      @red2977 Рік тому +1

      @@wennnnn2307 umm he is Malaysian, so he wasn't ever going to be living in China. You can be Chinese without being from China.

  • @sushmitasingh3326
    @sushmitasingh3326 4 роки тому +179

    I'm Indian and damnn he's so freaking accurate its not even a joke, its 100% similar in the Indian society too its horror

    • @Trip4man
      @Trip4man 3 роки тому +14

      Being a Latin... I'm telling you... These Boomers don't know what the hell they're doing. It's all a big theatrical stage to them! They just want fame and prestige... Nothing real! Imagine if everyone was a doctor.... Then who would make the food, the cars, the tv's, the clothes, the electricity, etc etc etc. We need farmers, technicians, engineers,.... Whatever! This is one of the biggest flaws of Capitalism. Everyone is pursuing that goddamn metal and paper and forgetting the most important things in life. And btw, being from a Socialist country, the public sector is like devouring the private sector to the point that we barely make food to sustain the native population. Everyone wants that prestige and image. And guess what, doctors don't create wealth, they don't sell anything. Other than their labor... And that is almost like selling air. I've yet to meet a person that wants to be a farmer. It's really insane.
      Btw our countries share a common ancestry of friendship... So allow me to send my compliments to India and their amazing people.

    • @s.muller8688
      @s.muller8688 3 роки тому +3

      @@Trip4man being a real farmer is not a job, it is a way of life.

    • @henryxu713
      @henryxu713 3 роки тому

      @@Trip4man without capitalism people wouldn't pursue anything

    • @manjulashanmugasundaram706
      @manjulashanmugasundaram706 3 роки тому +10

      And we too have Lakshmi Mata Goddess of money.

    • @nugzarmikeladze
      @nugzarmikeladze 3 роки тому +3

      Only foreign students my country Georgia has, are Indians who study medicine. Once I went to cinema to watch Avengers and it was full of Indian students.