Chinese cannot speak Chinese call what? - Brian Tan

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  • @abgmakpanggil7400
    @abgmakpanggil7400 4 роки тому +228

    Chinese cannot speak chinese they call banana. I'm a malay and can speak mandarin, they call me Agent DAP 😂

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому +51

      Malay that can speak Mandarin is called... Mandalorian!

    • @izuraile465
      @izuraile465 4 роки тому +2

      @@BrianTanLive LMAOOOOOO you still make us laugh by typing.. you'rr genius sir

    • @pleasedontclickonmyprofile2819
      @pleasedontclickonmyprofile2819 4 роки тому +1

      @@BrianTanLive wtheck. 😂😂😂

    • @johndoe09
      @johndoe09 3 роки тому +2

      Let's boycott each other Let see who's gonna survive. Malays Chinese or Indian. Let's see who's rich among us. Shout out for all Malays sultan.

    • @gavinpotter8741
      @gavinpotter8741 3 роки тому

      Bak kata peribahasa, apa lanjiao?

  • @hamburger360
    @hamburger360 4 роки тому +158

    I'm Indian but I still laughed. You're genuinely funny man

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому +10

      Thank you so much! Glad you enjoyed it!

    • @khoosoopeng8694
      @khoosoopeng8694 4 роки тому

      @@BrianTanLive qqqqqqq

    • @chonkyboi4558
      @chonkyboi4558 4 роки тому +4

      Why would an Indian not laugh at a good comedian even if it's a Chinese fella.
      Dont let your politicians' divide and conquer game over rule the humanity in you buddy :))

    • @GuruSamantaray
      @GuruSamantaray 4 роки тому +1

      @@chonkyboi4558Its ur politicians who are always in expansion mode trespassing borders and creating conflicts?

    • @prokshhh
      @prokshhh 4 роки тому

      @@GuruSamantaray 👁👄👁

  • @from_hell__
    @from_hell__ 4 роки тому +10

    This guy is truly in-born comedian.......This is sensitive topic...but he made everyone laugh.....
    Great job well done..........

  • @iam.shahrul
    @iam.shahrul 4 роки тому +33

    Hahaha the last one i cannot tahan already

  • @HermanMuda
    @HermanMuda 4 роки тому +79

    I’m Melayu from Thailand 🇹🇭 studied in China and teaching Mandarin in Malaysia 🇲🇾🤣

  • @hstchang6420
    @hstchang6420 4 роки тому +67

    I'm Indonesian Chinese but I can't speak Chinese too.. and it happened to the most Indonesian chinese. My dad speaks kek, hokkien, tio ciu, and mandarin. I speak Indonesian, Javanese, and some local languages fluently. It's weird.

    • @baldmerlin3565
      @baldmerlin3565 4 роки тому +5

      Sameeee, me too.. Have Indonesian and Chinese blood but cant speak Chinese at all.. And cant understand anything too except for ni hao

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому +12

      I feel you guys. Mom's Cantonese and can also speak Mandarin and Dad's Hokkien but their middle child (me) only speaks English and Bahasa Malaysia. I understand why tho, back then the future was America and they wanted to give me a bright future.... well.....

    • @BenyaminLimanto
      @BenyaminLimanto 4 роки тому +5

      I agree with this. And this is why Soeharto is successful eradicate whole Chinese Tradition for peranakan. 😂

    • @gbrlma
      @gbrlma 4 роки тому +1

      Now its time to learn Mandarin good people🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidtan8685
      @davidtan8685 4 роки тому +2

      Its weird indeed but not so much these 2 decades have seen more outsiders from their own places go out and learn/adapt to lives out of their own birthplaces..trust me Hst Chang i know what im talking about..im a living example..but it will be good if you try to catch up 😁

  • @shaunchan4088
    @shaunchan4088 4 роки тому +59

    I'm Msian Chinese who can't speak Chinese. My kawans called me "OCBC" (Orang Cina Bukan Cina). 😂

  • @charleschuckfinley3304
    @charleschuckfinley3304 4 роки тому +24

    I’m a Malaysian Indian, but I can’t speak or understand Hindi or Tamil. My first language is English, then Malay and as I’ve been in London for 30 years I also speak Polish, French, German, Italian and Turkish.

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому +4

      That's amazing! A one man Europass you are

    • @charleschuckfinley3304
      @charleschuckfinley3304 4 роки тому +1

      @@BrianTanLive thank you lah! Next time I’m in Malaysia, we pergi makan minum!

    • @pooja350
      @pooja350 3 роки тому

      Biggest linguistic flex I've ever seen lol

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 3 місяці тому

      You are not a tree, don't let them tell you otherwise!

  • @potatochips9019
    @potatochips9019 Рік тому +1

    2 years already since I first found your channel and also graduated high school overseas. Still cannot stop laughing. You are an amazing comedian. Please keep continue make more videos. 👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @theunderrated86
    @theunderrated86 4 роки тому +75

    This dude troll level is gold man. Sums up South East Asian perfectly. And Facebook admins should learn a lot from this guy as these days, Facebook admins think everything is offensive.

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому +2

      Cheers man. As for Facebook and being offensive, there's always other ways and places to express oneself and I'm glad I get to do it here.

  • @lynx141
    @lynx141 4 роки тому +7

    That was really funny. Students from overseas always mention how amazed they are at our differences and how we get along so well in spite of it.

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому +1

      Very true. International comics who come down here always admire how our comedy scene is so varied and mixed! They especially love our post show mamak sessions!

  • @kew037
    @kew037 4 роки тому +22

    These jokes really got me 🤣🤣

  • @munirahbakar4123
    @munirahbakar4123 4 роки тому +3

    😆🤣😆 Adoi pecah perut! Kena pause kejap. Lepas tu baru boleh tengok sampai habis.

  • @piol91
    @piol91 4 роки тому +9

    You very well nailed it. Kudos

  • @Ricangelo
    @Ricangelo 3 роки тому +2

    Our wallet too heavy! 🤣🤣🤣
    It's so good i'm clapping on my couch!🤣

  • @AllDaGoodUsernamesWereTaken
    @AllDaGoodUsernamesWereTaken 4 роки тому +10

    THIS IS SO RELATABLE IT HURTS -
    To be fair one of my grandparents was adopted by a malay and suluk speaking family and my other granparent with chinese blood knows dusun but not chinese, so they never passed it down to my parents

  • @felitw10
    @felitw10 4 роки тому +26

    Same with Indonesian Chinese 🤣 I come from a chinese descent family and only my grandma that can speak hokkien, my mother can't speak it but still understand.

    • @lancheloth
      @lancheloth 4 роки тому +3

      We call you guys casing only.. The internal machine is Indonesian 🇲🇨.. My friend can not talk Chinese but they can speak native Javanese or sundanesse..

    • @baldmerlin3565
      @baldmerlin3565 4 роки тому +2

      Same, even my parents..both of them can't speak Chinese too lmao

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому +3

      I know what you mean. Dad's side is mainly Hokkien and I hardly know how to communicate with them. Imagine trying to explain to them what "stand-up comedy" is!

    • @yunglim6367
      @yunglim6367 4 роки тому +1

      not all Indonesian Chinese can't speak Chinese, maybe can't speak mandarin, but still can speak hokkien, tiociu, konghu etc. but not pure, we mixed with Indonesian some local language

  • @permakan1232
    @permakan1232 3 роки тому +5

    Our wallet too heavy .... that is hillarious 😂😂😂

  • @hansias
    @hansias 3 роки тому +2

    During Sport Day, Chinese did not participate. True AF 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mxhmagicY33
    @mxhmagicY33 4 роки тому +4

    Damn funny 🤣🤣 you're rly good!

  • @dequadin18
    @dequadin18 3 роки тому +3

    very hilarious and i laughed so loud in the office (luckily it was during lunch break)

  • @eelenghong6368
    @eelenghong6368 4 роки тому +2

    Hello, Brian tan. Nice to meet you. I born in speaking Chinese and Hokkien family. I learned English and Malay since I studied in primary school. If you want to learn Chinese, I suggest you to see the Chinese drama first and join with some Chinese friend. This is good beginning to let you learn Chinese.

  • @sherry4724
    @sherry4724 4 роки тому +1

    Wallet too heavy.... Good one🤣🤣🤣

  • @alanlovebeer7952
    @alanlovebeer7952 4 роки тому +9

    I'm a Chinese n can speak Mandarin!!! Now I know why I'm not 'RICH'!!!
    🤭😂😁

  • @McLineBWG
    @McLineBWG 3 роки тому +1

    Wallet too heavy eh!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessikamissiy2441
    @jessikamissiy2441 4 роки тому +2

    The water one was soooo good😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tanatekii2460
    @tanatekii2460 4 роки тому +2

    That's awesome , truly ❤️❤️❤️..... Perth Australia

  • @redsenorita6446
    @redsenorita6446 4 роки тому +2

    FUDGE! SO FUNNY I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS! 😂😂😂😂

  • @brendad.c114
    @brendad.c114 3 роки тому +1

    I feel ya .. im a eurasian, Portuguese descent and don't speak a word of Portuguese , went to the Portuguese settlement when I was 11 and a family member spoke in Portuguese to us and we answered in English ( as in my parents coz they can understand but can't speak . I can't understand nor speak ) . and the lady told my mum that it is embarrassing for them to not teach us children the language . so I asked my mum , what did she say and she told me what she sd .I sd so what if I did not know a word of Portuguese . its not the official language of Malaysia. the lady was so mad ... she sd something (think she scolded us which I could not be bothered ) . I am 44 years old now . its been 33 years since I went bk . not going back anytime soon .

  • @shahhazman3963
    @shahhazman3963 4 роки тому +17

    He keep roasting chinese eventhough he got chinese DNA in him🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому +8

      Chinese DNA also means complaining.... A LOT!

    • @shahhazman3963
      @shahhazman3963 4 роки тому

      @@BrianTanLive anyway, nice comedy and peace for all of us in Malaysia.

    • @neo_7864
      @neo_7864 4 роки тому

      @@BrianTanLive komplen dan pandai jawab...well i also hv chinese dna..but Im malay...legally.

  • @Poemi10304
    @Poemi10304 4 роки тому +20

    As a half ABC whose Chinese is awful, I totally feel this! 😅

  • @jamesyue1348
    @jamesyue1348 4 роки тому +47

    Chinese cannot speak chinese call what? oh you mean Singaporean? LOL

    • @ShuyanStoryTeller
      @ShuyanStoryTeller 4 роки тому +3

      lol,

    • @Lindykoh-q3z
      @Lindykoh-q3z 4 роки тому +5

      Try working in SG and see how

    • @louong93
      @louong93 4 роки тому +2

      Baba peranakan from Mallaca. 100 percent Chinese , wear like malay,eat like a malay and speak like a malay but religion is taoist.

    • @oatlylatte9
      @oatlylatte9 4 роки тому +3

      wait till you meet the ones from java

    • @murder7415
      @murder7415 4 роки тому +2

      Very true. I live there. For 7 years.

  • @be9683
    @be9683 4 роки тому

    2:37 that so true ...History is evident and we can see it in present ... Some handful people in power are destroying humanity since ages...

  • @Max-te5bb
    @Max-te5bb 4 роки тому +20

    Meanwhile I'm a Chinese that cannot read Chinese word xd

    • @----3007
      @----3007 4 роки тому

      cant speak r far worst than cant read

    • @Max-te5bb
      @Max-te5bb 4 роки тому

      @@----3007 true

    • @cedricthomassiew9513
      @cedricthomassiew9513 4 роки тому

      At least you can speak. That's a ton better than those who can't speak.

  • @jackalss1498
    @jackalss1498 4 роки тому +1

    You nailed it BRO .

  • @tekochan82
    @tekochan82 3 роки тому +1

    haha damn Brian! you've come a long way. never expected you to be a stand up comedian..good stuff bro

  • @teohjohnny
    @teohjohnny 4 роки тому +3

    I studied in English secondary school and was a banana 🍌 but I feel the need of learning mandarin as without it I feel as if I have lost some part of me. Now I am able vyo speak and read Chinese. It's very common for most Malaysian banana Chinese to feel like me.

    • @desmondtang1952
      @desmondtang1952 4 роки тому

      But once you start speaking Chinese. The other Chinese speak to you using hokkien instead.

    • @teohjohnny
      @teohjohnny 4 роки тому

      @@desmondtang1952 right but as Chinese Malaysian...you will feel outcast if you cannot speak mandarin especially among younger friends even though you can speak Hokkien or Cantonese or people may found your dialect is not authentic enough.

  • @andreapuppy4860
    @andreapuppy4860 3 роки тому +1

    I'm a Chinese but idk Chinese. I can really relate 2 u

  • @redx12ae33
    @redx12ae33 4 роки тому +3

    Dang bro Respect ✊
    And I'm not even malay or chinese

  • @azmiladikbaris509
    @azmiladikbaris509 3 роки тому +1

    2:10 I'm From Kelantan, And I can Relate this 😂

  • @eewhere5998
    @eewhere5998 6 місяців тому

    in Kelantan we definitely dont call it aiyo. just 'air'

  • @pakngah3715
    @pakngah3715 3 місяці тому

    "I don't speak Chinese, can you speak Bahasa or English?" The reply is usually "Should press 1 or 2 for you?"

  • @VR2UNA
    @VR2UNA 3 роки тому +1

    I am a Chinese and I speak perfect Cantonese, Mandarin, Hakka and a bit of Bahasa Indonesia and Javanese. Oh I miss Malaysia and Indonesia.

    • @Schocam
      @Schocam 3 роки тому

      You are right. It is not Chinese. Chinese is a general term. You should say Mandarin. Mandarin was once a dialect like the many dialects in China. But some powerful people decided to use it as their National Language as well as the Standard Chinese language. Or the ordinary language. To be used not just in China but around the world. You may not know how to speak Mandarin. But surely you can speak a bit of your own dialect.

    • @VR2UNA
      @VR2UNA 3 роки тому

      @@Schocam yes. English was at the beginning the dialect of London.

  • @strangerDoesntNeedToKnowME
    @strangerDoesntNeedToKnowME 3 роки тому +3

    But in Tamil we use aiyoo hell yeah ! 🤣 I can understand Chinese a little bit but i speak Tamil to I can relate 🤣

  • @hutazonelover6229
    @hutazonelover6229 4 роки тому +7

    I'm Chinese but I'm not that fluent 😁 I am so embarrassing when I speak Chinese sometimes I will spell the word 走音 ah... So embarrassed!!!! 😂lol because I don't have Chinese friends maybe😅 n in my house we speak Sabahan slang mixed Chinese 😆 my father is Sino (Chinese mixed Dusun) n my mother is dusun kadazan 😊 my father also speak Sabahan slang so we really didn't speak Chinese fluently 😅

  • @nekonara
    @nekonara 4 роки тому

    moarrr. WE DEMAND MOARRR

  • @idkmanijustgothere
    @idkmanijustgothere 4 роки тому +3

    Dude you are amazing 😂💜

  • @porliden8984
    @porliden8984 4 роки тому +6

    I remembered a comedy sitcom called 'Mr Siao's Mandarin Class' when a person pronounced Mandarin into 'Mandolin', sounds funny 😂
    But funnier moment was when someone tried to correct him, he said "Don't adjust me!" 😂

  • @yvloi
    @yvloi 4 роки тому +1

    This is brilliant! Very authentic jokes! 👍

  • @AmirulRoslan
    @AmirulRoslan 4 роки тому +2

    Leterally what happen to me. When ever visit the morning fish market. Some random grandma will speak idk mandarin or hokean. When ever I say, can’t speak. Only English, the look in their face.

  • @prakashgunjyal3059
    @prakashgunjyal3059 3 роки тому

    Wow you are great 😂😂😂

  • @hitoribocchi917
    @hitoribocchi917 4 роки тому +2

    which part of kelantan calls water ayur? please enlighten me for i am very curious about this.
    from
    a kelantan chinese.

    • @clip012
      @clip012 4 роки тому

      Just a desperate make-up to make the joke rhymes. Any cultured Malaysian would know that Kelantanese has never uttered "ayur", not for water, not for anything else.
      Don't rely on stand up comedians for facts. We have to take it with a big grain of salt.

    • @temp2037
      @temp2037 4 роки тому

      Ayor is used in Perak loghat.

  • @noorazlinabaharuddin9463
    @noorazlinabaharuddin9463 4 роки тому +6

    Chinese with malay name and cannot speak one chinese word, call what aa...mixed, peranakan, convert, etc

  • @BKLau70
    @BKLau70 2 роки тому +1

    Always unfortunate for Chinese not knowing Chinese ...

  • @gulagula4888
    @gulagula4888 4 роки тому +6

    Ouh I really don't know there got Chinese in Malaysia that don't know how to speak in Chinese. Anyway I really enjoy your show, man. Keep it up!

  • @AliasEveWatches
    @AliasEveWatches 4 роки тому

    It's the same for us Filipino-Chinese 🥲🥲🥲

  • @mahbrum
    @mahbrum 3 роки тому

    Excellent comedian lah ... lol

  • @jeremycheng9680
    @jeremycheng9680 4 роки тому +1

    me too!

  • @gabriel.hongkong
    @gabriel.hongkong 4 роки тому +4

    Here in Canada there are parents, from Hong Kong, who intentionally do not teach their kids Chinese. It's as if they're ashamed to know Cantonese or some shit. I see it all too often at HK cafes. The parents are obviously from Hong Kong with their thick accents, yet to pretend to only know English and will only interact with their kids in English.

    • @ayszhang
      @ayszhang 4 роки тому

      I know exactly what you mean. It's a damn shame when Canto is going to die if its speakers keep this inferiority complex up.

    • @ZaRainBoW1
      @ZaRainBoW1 4 роки тому

      That's not always true. Bilingual parents, including me, my kids spoke my mother tongue language till they started preschool.. It's surrounding factor. We then speak English solely.

  • @atoirakamuela6097
    @atoirakamuela6097 3 роки тому

    Fucking love you man

  • @ChristinaTeoLiCheng
    @ChristinaTeoLiCheng Рік тому

    Love you Brian ..same here for being ostracized for being a Rich Poeple

  • @magicbali5434
    @magicbali5434 4 роки тому +12

    Well tell that to Indonesian Chinese 95% of Chinese Indonesian can't speak Chinese at all ...including me 😂🤣😂

    • @Cys62
      @Cys62 4 роки тому +5

      Still correct! ... rich people... have honour to that!... though a joke well thought up. NICE!
      In malaysia that BANANA term is so WELL ingrained in malaysian community, especially those who like to poke fun at their shortcoming.
      So true too, in the net, gets plenty of negative feedback to chinese indonesian that speaks NO chinese. They called us, The Most Uncultured Chinese among the South East Asian Chineses. Someone who has lost its Root, as exactly as pointed by the comedian.
      Note: i understood and speak chinese dialect of hakka and teochiu perfectly, and am still self educating myself in mandarin.
      However, my 2 teenage kids speak none of those. Because their mother tounge is Indonesian, though still pure blooded chinese. Her mum actually a hakka borned in moi jan, mei xian, China, her dad is a fourth generation Chinese Indonesian with Hok kien root.
      The kids, Now doing tertiary education in Taiwan, hope they would come to appreciate the importance of Mandarin.

    • @magicbali5434
      @magicbali5434 4 роки тому +5

      @@Cys62 Yup I agree ... My mom force me to took mandarin course when I was Junior high but since it kind of seldom to use it so it doesn't go well for me because of lacked of practice and at that time the Internet only have IRC, YM and ICQ at that time 😂🤣😂 I'm a Y generation.
      However some Indonesian Chinese in Sumatra and Kalimantan regions they can speak dialect and some of them speak mandarin well but they can't read and write at all they are blind about Chinese characters unless they took language course in China or Taiwan for a year or two.
      We care about speaking mandarin when we down talk about a business deal that's all ... The rest we don't really care as long as we speak Indonesian well that's the most important so we can be proud to say that I'm Indonesian.

    • @Cys62
      @Cys62 4 роки тому +2

      @@magicbali5434 thanks for your sharing.. good to know.
      Now with the advancement of internet. There are plenty ways to self educate oneself in mandarin, if one wishes to. Sattelite channels is also very useful.
      You are correct!, for chinese indonesian, knowing indonesian is good enough, though having a second or third language like English and mandarin, of course is an additional pluses.

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому +4

      Thanks for sharing guys, great stuff!
      I was fortunate enough to perform in Indonesia and yes the Chinese community there has their own distinct problems mainly being called 'communist' for some reason... Wonderful crowd to perform to. Hope to go back there one day.

    • @magicbali5434
      @magicbali5434 4 роки тому

      @@BrianTanLive oh we can't wait to have you back ...PS: please perform in Bali 😁

  • @sedangmengetik...5101
    @sedangmengetik...5101 4 роки тому

    Boljug
    Boleh juga 👍
    Mantab koh

  • @pukiong
    @pukiong 3 роки тому

    This good, i come in expect it to be called as banana

  • @freyafoxmusic
    @freyafoxmusic 4 роки тому

    Amazing

  • @Quickfitmen
    @Quickfitmen 4 роки тому +1

    first time here. what the hell you speaking that make me laught like hell

  • @Liboch
    @Liboch 4 роки тому

    Friend, water in kelantan is not called ayur la... They call air...

  • @Kianglekable
    @Kianglekable 4 роки тому

    Proud Banana here!

  • @munpengfu8380
    @munpengfu8380 2 роки тому

    Man, My Classmate Chong Shi Zhong*
    Was The Same Dawg Now He Can Speak A Little.

  • @ELGtheMAN
    @ELGtheMAN 3 роки тому

    Actually most Rich Chinese in Malaysia are Chinese speaking people, not bananas but these days some do speak English to their kids as first or second language.
    The rich Chinese mostly are businessmen while the richer bananas normally are professionals, not so much businessmen.

  • @jean-paulloh4378
    @jean-paulloh4378 4 роки тому +1

    Same here♥

  • @nikrezkynikmat3989
    @nikrezkynikmat3989 4 роки тому +5

    Basic handful words;
    Ni hao
    Wo pu xie tao
    Lan j*o

  • @suhairihussin1421
    @suhairihussin1421 4 роки тому

    Chinese cannot balance....hihi. brian...u brilliant

  • @eenbankberoven
    @eenbankberoven 4 роки тому

    im cantonese we use the ah and lah at the end of our sentences too

  • @quay007
    @quay007 4 роки тому +3

    Quote "Cannot ride bike because have no balance. Our wallet too heavy". Very boastful. On your show I understand you need to make people laugh.

  • @lelaserruji6036
    @lelaserruji6036 3 роки тому

    Hahaha...me too. I can't speak Chinese very well. Thou I'm half chinese and half malay. 🤣🤣

  • @lamemevlogs5485
    @lamemevlogs5485 4 роки тому

    Me too but I'm half😅

  • @Bencat1832
    @Bencat1832 4 роки тому +2

    I'm 889 subscriber. Ni Knee hao. Heheheh

  • @Awddicted
    @Awddicted 4 роки тому +1

    Glad to know I’m not the only one. Though I’m pretty fluent speaking Chinese in KTV, as long as the text were romanized

  • @rahmankind2196
    @rahmankind2196 4 роки тому +1

    Degrading to upgrade )

  • @saroydamai9622
    @saroydamai9622 4 роки тому

    Chinese who dont speak chinese call Banana, but chinese name infront now more ppl put english name. They themselves feels ashame of their chinese name.

  • @bxnjaminyeo
    @bxnjaminyeo 4 роки тому

    Justice for Bananas!

  • @mogansivalingam
    @mogansivalingam 4 роки тому

    Good stand up comedian

  • @AndiSadeedSaid
    @AndiSadeedSaid 4 роки тому

    Very good wan🤩

  • @aienasyazlin2801
    @aienasyazlin2801 4 роки тому

    My Chinese friends call Chinese 's people who cannot speak Chinese as ABC.. American born Chinese.. I didn't know banana also stand for Chinese cannot speak Mandarin.

    • @lepidoptery
      @lepidoptery 4 роки тому

      well yeah, but you can't call non-americans that. and there are plenty of ABCs that do speak chinese.

  • @dhiyaabdurrahman8298
    @dhiyaabdurrahman8298 3 роки тому

    SO RELATEEEE WITH MEEEE! 去年到中国要问怎么去超市的时候,一开始见中国人。。他们跟我讲用他们城市的方言,我靠!我哪里能听懂啊哈哈

  • @allanprince578
    @allanprince578 3 роки тому

    Andha Chinese no balance was good 👌🏻👌🏻

  • @godcu7732
    @godcu7732 4 роки тому

    when one peels the banana skin, the inside heart is white

    • @godcu7732
      @godcu7732 4 роки тому

      I pity chinese bizmen who sell the motorbike to the malays...so many hutang and yet the chinese never give up this biz since 70 years odi

    • @godcu7732
      @godcu7732 4 роки тому

      The most used word of Chinese used by 30 Million ppl is KONGSI . hahaha kongsi makan

  • @lawrencechong7590
    @lawrencechong7590 3 роки тому

    If you are mandarin educated we call you SPS.It stands for ' sir poo sir'.Mandarin educated they always end their sentence with 'sir poo sir'.It mean is it correct or not what I am saying.

  • @ZANGNAJMI
    @ZANGNAJMI 4 роки тому +1

    Better than Malaysian but cannot speak Bahasa Malaysia, Bahasa Kebangsaan

  • @vigneshbalasubramanian6995
    @vigneshbalasubramanian6995 4 роки тому

    Super brother iam tamilian....

  • @m1amak
    @m1amak 4 роки тому +1

    Ha ha... yes really funny. My wife also chinese that cannot speak chinese. Btw i m a malay. 😁

  • @najmibasir
    @najmibasir 4 роки тому

    Terbaik bro

  • @lisalee2655
    @lisalee2655 4 роки тому

    Bananas generally do well in life but they are a touch too cocky..

  • @seechunchong9876
    @seechunchong9876 4 роки тому

    Some Chinese cannot speak Chinese and most Chinese only know Chinese but both types can swear in vulgar words in many other languages...Hahaha

  • @devidchia9405
    @devidchia9405 3 роки тому

    I'm chinese born in Indonesia but i can related to this cause i can't speak any chinese language 😂

  • @westerveld
    @westerveld 4 роки тому +4

    At least u know niama.... 1:14

  • @maggietu4859
    @maggietu4859 4 роки тому

    How come you have the Chinese accent when speaking English. 😁😁

    • @Schocam
      @Schocam 3 роки тому

      It is a wrong perception and thinking that one must speak and sound like an American or an English or an Australian or any native English speaker in order for others to think that they are so European and so less of Chinese. Sometimes these announcers speak like American but there is just something that makes them sound like they are trying to exaggerate in the language, trying to imitate the accent, trying to sound cool and all that but actually listeners can pick it up. Why not speak your normal self instead of trying and failing to sound American ?

  • @princerayn3054
    @princerayn3054 4 роки тому +7

    Yep, same case with filipinos who can't speak filipino

    • @faizaljr481
      @faizaljr481 4 роки тому +1

      @Abdul Qadir pisti

    • @BrianTanLive
      @BrianTanLive  4 роки тому

      Oh man, I need to know too!

    • @faizaljr481
      @faizaljr481 4 роки тому

      @@BrianTanLive pisti : strong curse expressing anger or disgust, used as an intensifier, same as f*ck! .
      ps* have a good day all

    • @princerayn3054
      @princerayn3054 4 роки тому

      @Abdul Qadir it's more of a dialect swear word roughly translating to "pest" (i'm just guessing on that last one, i don't speak the dialect)
      in our dialect, those people are described as "masahol pa sa malansang isda" (worse than spoiled raw fish), and are also sometimes called spoiled brats (since those kids are from rich families most of the time)

  • @TSquared2001
    @TSquared2001 4 роки тому

    Interesting