Key & Peele - You Can Do Anything

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
  • After winning a championship game in the last second, basketball player Charlie Sanders feels limitless.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @clarencemae6767
    @clarencemae6767 Рік тому +1983

    "to all kids ages 8 to 12, you can fly"
    I like how specific this joke was 😂

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 10 місяців тому

      This range makes sense because you get children would most likely not have the resources to do these things whilst older children would prolly understand that it's bullshit

    • @josephdurham4950
      @josephdurham4950 9 місяців тому +25

      In the same vein, the part where he specifically mentions 12 families were impacted by his actions

    • @BrotherEarlTV
      @BrotherEarlTV 6 місяців тому +8

      Gullible but mobile children - they would be most likely to follow the suicidal instructions he was providing.

    • @historiapoliticabellum6265
      @historiapoliticabellum6265 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@menofstature3000since you are missing his words of " I like how specific this joke was" , he is actually stating about what he likes from a part of this skit.

    • @historiapoliticabellum6265
      @historiapoliticabellum6265 5 місяців тому

      @@menofstature3000 it is a simple statement just like "i like this car" or "i like that poem/lyrics". It just simply a statement about his/her feelings whether you relate to it or not. In his/her case, he define what parts of the skit above he/she like the most. Just like that.

  • @ahshitherewegoagain.5861
    @ahshitherewegoagain.5861 4 роки тому +17087

    Jordan either standing on a stool or standing on his confidence.

    • @johncasey191
      @johncasey191 4 роки тому +253

      Matthew Cassidy A deepfake in 2012?!? It’s a comedy skit

    • @funtime974
      @funtime974 4 роки тому +180

      It's called an apple box. Many shorter actors stand on them to look taller than they actually are.

    • @deadsirius3531
      @deadsirius3531 4 роки тому +738

      No, obviously he's flying. Did you not hear the man?

    • @johnlemon1977
      @johnlemon1977 4 роки тому +18

      @@funtime974 Thanks! Didn't know that 😄 i would've thought they'd just use a stools or something

    • @flybeep1661
      @flybeep1661 4 роки тому +6

      @@ParamediCass idiot

  • @cesarcarbajal21
    @cesarcarbajal21 5 років тому +15519

    "Kids you can not actually fly"
    "Screw that negativity man" 😂

    • @CiaobellaAmour
      @CiaobellaAmour 5 років тому +25

      🤣💀

    • @embrezar
      @embrezar 5 років тому +17

      @Cesar Carbajal: Reminds me of Donald Sutherland's character "Oddball" from Kelly's Heroes: "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?"

    • @EliteDrago
      @EliteDrago 5 років тому +2

      I want to like it but thats to many 6's sorry

    • @ericdavis3198
      @ericdavis3198 5 років тому +13

      More like Screw gravity🤣🤣😅😅. Right Right. 😓😓😓

    • @bobby19xx31
      @bobby19xx31 5 років тому +4

      I read this as it was said lol I love it when that happens

  • @SirPhysics
    @SirPhysics Рік тому +1495

    "Whereas I was not incorrect, they did not mean what I thought they meant."
    Nailed the non-apology😂

    • @jazzupjantra
      @jazzupjantra Рік тому +8

      What does that mean by? I'm not very good at English.

    • @thediamondpig5386
      @thediamondpig5386 Рік тому +49

      @@jazzupjantrait doesn’t mean anything. It’s funny because you expect him to say “they did not mean what I thought they meant, I’m sorry.” But instead he basically says that he didn’t know what they meant and yet he happened to be correct. But it’s unclear why. Sorry for the complicated explanation, it’s kind of hard to explain because a lot of humor is.

    • @Aerational
      @Aerational 11 місяців тому +14

      "what I thought they had meant."
      Very important discintion.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 6 місяців тому +5

      @@menofstature3000People quote their favorite parts of videos all the time. Are you new to the internet? 😂

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 6 місяців тому +4

      @@menofstature3000 It’s done to explain the exact moment of the video that they’re referring to in whatever comment they’re making, or what part of the video they found the funniest. Not really “goofy”.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 4 роки тому +7781

    Not only can Key & Peele play any race, they can also play any height.

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 роки тому +28

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sweetheartbabez
      @Sweetheartbabez 4 роки тому +76

      lol! I just realized he is taller than Keegan.

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 роки тому +3

      Sweetheartbabez lmaooooo

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 4 роки тому +31

      And either gender

    • @Tome4kkkk
      @Tome4kkkk 4 роки тому +2

      I want to be Michael Jordan! (6/10) Bedazzled Bascketball Scene (2000) - UA-cam - ua-cam.com/video/C-BBnYKM3nk/v-deo.html

  • @recon4786
    @recon4786 9 років тому +7683

    YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF INTO A CAR AND HAVE YOUR FRIEND DRIVE YOU ONTO THE FREEWAY

    • @amber4music
      @amber4music 9 років тому +13

      Best part!

    • @heydude1112
      @heydude1112 9 років тому +27

      Recon47 Yeah totally funny! I think thats a reference to the Transformers movie...

    • @jasonkelly1692
      @jasonkelly1692 9 років тому +21

      Floro Luis Lazo It's actually a reference to Turbo Teen.

    • @TobyCrimson
      @TobyCrimson 9 років тому +19

      I don't want my friend to ride me 0_0 especially since I'm a dude...

    • @BigMan7o0
      @BigMan7o0 9 років тому +15

      Anthony Tran what if your friend is a girl tho?

  • @Natty_Ben
    @Natty_Ben 5 років тому +5371

    “All the preteen children out there, listen to my voice you are IMMORTAL!” 😂

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 5 років тому +64

      That is actually how I felt at 12. God I miss 12.

    • @mr.bubbles8351
      @mr.bubbles8351 5 років тому +13

      Heeeyy kiidss

    • @blyzer7373
      @blyzer7373 4 роки тому +9

      You have inside you blood of kings

    • @gameplaysErik
      @gameplaysErik 4 роки тому +2

      its true

    • @michaelstroman6759
      @michaelstroman6759 4 роки тому +3

      Ok boss I will jump off a cliff tomorrow afternoon..get back with you later.

  • @HatunTashDCCIMinistries
    @HatunTashDCCIMinistries 4 роки тому +5130

    "If you believe in yourself, you can be seven feet tall!"

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 роки тому +13

      Lmaooo

    • @VCanisMajorisY
      @VCanisMajorisY 4 роки тому +35

      You can jump to the moon..... And split it in two.... 😉

    • @ClxoudyRxin
      @ClxoudyRxin 4 роки тому +27

      If you believe in your self you can be like saitama

    • @rioguttaful
      @rioguttaful 4 роки тому +12

      I swear that how them atheletes be after they win a championship 😁🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @shawnthomas1375
      @shawnthomas1375 4 роки тому +19

      Co incidence I just saw your video and then I find you here. God bless you.

  • @matthewwright9143
    @matthewwright9143 5 років тому +10912

    "Hey, boys and girls, ages 8 through 12!"
    It was strangely specific that I spat out my tea.

    • @brandongiesy7258
      @brandongiesy7258 5 років тому +200

      What's strangely specific about sptting tea?

    • @BilalKhan-ng3ex
      @BilalKhan-ng3ex 4 роки тому +88

      @@brandongiesy7258 I think he meant it was strangely specific. I spit my tea.

    • @z17seattle
      @z17seattle 4 роки тому +148

      Bilal Khan i think he knew what he meant

    • @matthewwright9143
      @matthewwright9143 4 роки тому +42

      @@brandongiesy7258 It was strangely specific (to the point) that I spit my tea.

    • @JENDALL714
      @JENDALL714 4 роки тому +57

      If I had know that I was immortal at that age, my life would be different today!

  • @cnsk646
    @cnsk646 5 років тому +2220

    The way he keeps touching his head .... Priceless.

    • @abj5791
      @abj5791 5 років тому +83

      I know!! That's the same stuff they be doin' for real... lmao 😂

    • @davedarosa9949
      @davedarosa9949 5 років тому +65

      He's making fun of Kevin Garnett, when Garnett won the championship with the Celtics in 08. I'm sure there is a video of Garnett with his speech after winning.

    • @phillipsseanc
      @phillipsseanc 5 років тому +12

      The biggest realization/epiphany ever

    • @tobaliciousholland12
      @tobaliciousholland12 4 роки тому +9

      It's a reference to KG winning the chip

  • @Moochie2k
    @Moochie2k 5 років тому +11928

    Weird seeing peele taller than key

    • @nabz5538
      @nabz5538 5 років тому +135

      I had to be the 400th like. The 99 was too tempting.

    • @ChrystusBrzeczyszczykiewicz
      @ChrystusBrzeczyszczykiewicz 5 років тому +166

      Peele wrote this just with that porpouse.

    • @shacelw5720
      @shacelw5720 5 років тому +47

      Good attention to detailed

    • @pokerworld
      @pokerworld 5 років тому +10

      Moochie2k 627 likes only 4 replies felt weird also. 5th. Yes they r good, adding to the realism that the basketball player would be taller than the reporter.

    • @kenziii5973
      @kenziii5973 5 років тому +44

      What exactly is he standing on

  • @DanielRodriguez-cj4dy
    @DanielRodriguez-cj4dy 4 роки тому +457

    I love how every time he grabs his head and winches 😂😂😂

  • @oswinannan4101
    @oswinannan4101 5 років тому +5176

    I believed in myself, and I started flying........ Consequences

    • @frederickblandon3842
      @frederickblandon3842 5 років тому +19

      Oswin Annan ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

    • @v8vince761
      @v8vince761 5 років тому +58

      Idk but I feel like so little people gets this

    • @fairlyagile
      @fairlyagile 5 років тому +32

      This is THE BEST comment. Hahah gold.

    • @Sytijinx
      @Sytijinx 5 років тому +27

      I love it when people are able to make the Consequences skit tie-in.😛❤

    • @dhymdmyshitifuldul6092
      @dhymdmyshitifuldul6092 5 років тому +3

      Haha

  • @switchingtime
    @switchingtime 8 років тому +2988

    Whoever did the costume design for his press conference clothes needs all the Emmys, that made it 100x funnier

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 8 років тому +12

      Carlos Murillo lol. I ain't even notice the uniform until after I read your comment. nice catch. lmao

    • @te1hunna790
      @te1hunna790 8 років тому +14

      How could you not notice that?lol

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 8 років тому +2

      Vanté Harrison wasn't paying attention to his jersey...

    • @te1hunna790
      @te1hunna790 8 років тому +32

      MachineGunMouth We're talking about the press conference attire

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 8 років тому +1

      Vanté Harrison i didn't notice the the little rhino on the jersey until after the comment. there's no need for further questioning...

  • @henrywilliams9244
    @henrywilliams9244 5 років тому +4732

    "Whereas I was not incorrect, they did not mean what I thought they meant." 😂😂😂😂

    • @moritzlehnhardt9563
      @moritzlehnhardt9563 5 років тому +46

      Hundo Hendo best line

    • @knightvalor8744
      @knightvalor8744 5 років тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lehmanbrothers6938
      @lehmanbrothers6938 5 років тому +46

      I didn’t understand that line, can someone explain that

    • @moritzlehnhardt9563
      @moritzlehnhardt9563 5 років тому +177

      Lehman Brothers my understanding: apologizing not apologizing. Giving the impression of regret whilst slipping an excuse

    • @coltonwashington3179
      @coltonwashington3179 5 років тому +117

      Lehman Brothers he thinks incorrect means correct just like how he mixes up literally and metaphorically

  • @friedpicklezzz
    @friedpicklezzz 4 роки тому +707

    That white dude in the background is like: “how can I remain in this excited loop for minutes?”

    • @andeleon6838
      @andeleon6838 3 роки тому +51

      @Pruthvi Gandhi HAHAHAHA cmon man he added spice to the skit! He s such a hype man

    • @davidfloren5339
      @davidfloren5339 3 роки тому +4

      An extra with some game!

    • @dsbmitchell
      @dsbmitchell 3 роки тому +5

      @Pruthvi Gandhi Me too! I don't know how many times I've watched this skit and I never noticed him before. Yeah, dude can't act

    • @tejaskarve
      @tejaskarve 3 роки тому +1

      Came here just to see if anyone else noticed

    • @nad1ax2
      @nad1ax2 3 роки тому +2

      @@andeleon6838 not the white guy in the orange jersey but the the guy in the white shirt

  • @alvifadhollah
    @alvifadhollah 4 роки тому +3783

    "YOU WILL TURN INTO A ROBOT!"
    *literally the next second*
    "First and foremost, I just want to say..."
    Comedy gold right there, folks.

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 4 роки тому +19

      @Taylor N im lost....how is that related to anything? (Not bein a dick, just dont understand)

    • @cherhongjun
      @cherhongjun 4 роки тому +3

      Wow, just when i saw this comment he literally said it😂😂, and also im your 300th like

    • @Manoj-uj9dz
      @Manoj-uj9dz 4 роки тому +1

      Kawhi...?!

    • @bvanwart
      @bvanwart 4 роки тому +12

      @@ninalove3044 it doesnt, but i have a dog like this. We let him yell, howl and shout and say he's making people sounds but at the same time we kinda don't ask him to vote, his mental faculties arent up to it and i cannot find his voter ID card anywhere

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 4 роки тому

      @@bvanwart 😂

  • @mattholdorf6159
    @mattholdorf6159 5 років тому +8176

    Ages 8-12😂😂😂

  • @spacepenguin3590
    @spacepenguin3590 9 років тому +3959

    I figuratively died laughing.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 9 років тому +55

      +Raycee L. People need to start talking like that in public, heavily emphasizing the word "figuratively."

    • @DclGamingPurple
      @DclGamingPurple 9 років тому +9

      +Raycee L. nice usage of the word, man

    • @Cptkoala4
      @Cptkoala4 8 років тому +2

      +뿡뿡! ^__^ it sounds bad though

    • @baburao87
      @baburao87 7 років тому +30

      "Ain't nothing figurative about that."

    • @amaryahshmaryahukabas8355
      @amaryahshmaryahukabas8355 6 років тому +4

      NOOOO!! You die for real from laughing. Just put your mind to it!

  • @silo9376
    @silo9376 4 роки тому +395

    “Anything’s possible. Anything’s POSSIBLEEEEEEEEE” - Kevin Garnett

  • @missvexo827
    @missvexo827 5 років тому +3161

    "First of all I would like to say to all families who lost children... " OMG I was done! ahahha

    • @missvexo827
      @missvexo827 5 років тому +49

      @oktopustrainer Well he literally says "all families"
      Edit: I just looked up the terms literally and metaphorically and found that where I was not incorrect, they do not mean what I thought it meant. I see your point.

    • @intrutabrat
      @intrutabrat 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 5 років тому +21

      @@missvexo827 1:54 first and foremost I just wanna say to the 12 families who lost children
      That's what he literally says lol.

    • @tonyelke4207
      @tonyelke4207 5 років тому +2

      Right!!!😂😂😂 at the bottom it says-"Families demand answers for tragic deaths"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shadyganley8877
      @shadyganley8877 5 років тому +1

      First of all I would like to say damn! You are gorgeous 😍

  • @jacksuarez2831
    @jacksuarez2831 5 років тому +1817

    I love how Peele kept it really real by dressing stupid at the press conference like current NBA stars

  • @SpeedComparer
    @SpeedComparer 5 років тому +1788

    "EEEYY KIDS! YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF INTO A CAR!"

    • @intj_5398
      @intj_5398 5 років тому +31

      Hey man, why would kids limit themselves to cars when they can be aircrafts.

    • @WisamSafi1978
      @WisamSafi1978 4 роки тому +21

      Morty?

    • @commanderstargazer8895
      @commanderstargazer8895 4 роки тому +9

      They used to have a cartoon in 1980's called teen turbo. The guy would get water on him, then he'd turn a red car

    • @TRICROTIC1
      @TRICROTIC1 4 роки тому +1

      @@commanderstargazer8895 It's like a somehow weirder version ranma1/2

    • @what-lz9dl
      @what-lz9dl 4 роки тому +1

      @@intj_5398 aircraft?...how about a rocket space traveller

  • @georgelundy24
    @georgelundy24 3 роки тому +220

    The fact that Jordan can stay soo serious great acting!!! "Once you get there Ain't nothing figurative about this you will turn into a robot"!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DaaaahWhoosh
    @DaaaahWhoosh 8 років тому +3060

    1:24 I get the feeling he got a concussion from that game.

    • @larryjake7783
      @larryjake7783 6 років тому +20

      DaaaahWhoosh lol I'm choking

    • @shahood8116
      @shahood8116 6 років тому +34

      Someone also stole his horn

    • @akamk18
      @akamk18 6 років тому

      DaaaahWhoosh LMAO!

    • @ajd1515
      @ajd1515 6 років тому

      1000th like

    • @Lootmare
      @Lootmare 6 років тому

      ight

  • @kgc-rico9820
    @kgc-rico9820 5 років тому +1034

    “Once you get there, aint nothin figurative about this” LMAOOOOO

  • @jennifernguyen1836
    @jennifernguyen1836 8 років тому +2575

    LMAO this is the only time Peele is taller than Key

    • @999titu
      @999titu 5 років тому

      Until and unless they make sequel or sequels to this

    • @PandaBubbah1
      @PandaBubbah1 5 років тому +1

      Jennifer Nguyen do you know a Nguyen bic?

    • @dangvinguyen5023
      @dangvinguyen5023 5 років тому +8

      Jarvbs Jones most common Vietnamese last name not filipino

    • @thenorth9159
      @thenorth9159 5 років тому +3

      PandaBubbah1 30% Vietnamese people have Nguyen as their last name.

  • @LimaFX
    @LimaFX 4 роки тому +814

    Who else made Charlie Sanders in NBA 2K

  • @Drigger95
    @Drigger95 11 років тому +341

    OMG 100% how athletes talk!

    • @AllMyOtherStuffz
      @AllMyOtherStuffz 10 років тому

      And there's a problem with that?

    • @Drigger95
      @Drigger95 10 років тому +26

      Yes. Sports analyst over analyse and ponder over in-the-moment-nonsense.

    • @ju-v6926
      @ju-v6926 9 місяців тому

      *American athletes!

  • @yomammasboo713
    @yomammasboo713 5 років тому +4411

    This is actually what athletes sound like trying to be world leaders😭

    • @yomammasboo713
      @yomammasboo713 5 років тому +141

      @smoothcollected well then your dumbass hasnt been paying attention cause athletes try to say way more than that.

    • @sanctusignis9746
      @sanctusignis9746 5 років тому +26

      They should just stick to chasing each other and balls in a field...except Kaepernick of course

    • @yomammasboo713
      @yomammasboo713 5 років тому +12

      @@sanctusignis9746 Lol he's too busy not speaking and retweeting other peoples flawed opinions.

    • @sanctusignis9746
      @sanctusignis9746 5 років тому +9

      @smoothcollected actually you sound dumb and incapable of having a civilised conversation with people with differing opinions from you. Get well soon

    • @anonymoustaylor5992
      @anonymoustaylor5992 5 років тому +1

      That's a pretty broad stroke? My money's on lack of comprehension.

  • @hellionaire1209
    @hellionaire1209 9 років тому +356

    Lmao what he was wearing at the conference xD so accurate

    • @MilwaukeeF40C
      @MilwaukeeF40C 9 років тому +17

      Santee Cruzer That part did not even register to me as being a joke.

    • @apimpnamedslickback8625
      @apimpnamedslickback8625 9 років тому +29

      Ikr they all dress like that!😂😂😂

    • @futurespells
      @futurespells 9 років тому +4

      he was styling out with them clown colors.. sheeeit

    • @xXDjMischiefXx
      @xXDjMischiefXx 9 років тому +42

      How he was talking too.

    • @jefzig
      @jefzig 8 років тому +8

      lmao i know right

  • @bunchofatoms10
    @bunchofatoms10 3 роки тому +33

    1:00 that man in the back, actually trying to fly 🤣🤣🤣 I lost it

    • @Markblood889
      @Markblood889 5 місяців тому +3

      And mimicking driving when he said you can turn into a car 😂

    • @samanthamafi6872
      @samanthamafi6872 Місяць тому +2

      Yaya😅. Had to scroll for a bit.. to find this comment.. lol.. 😂🕊️ 🏠😂 🚗 🛣️

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 19 днів тому

      Th extras are so amazing 😂

  • @Apollys
    @Apollys 10 років тому +387

    whereas I was not incorrect, they did not mean what I thought they meant.

  • @mimikyoo
    @mimikyoo 4 роки тому +1365

    "Tall Jordan peele isn't real, he can't hurt you"
    Tall Jordan peele:

    • @skinnytuber6446
      @skinnytuber6446 4 роки тому +1

      Matt Smillie HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyourmumgayHAGAGAHAHAGQGAHAGAGAGA.

    • @baalffx
      @baalffx 4 роки тому +3

      But he's kinda tall tho he is about 175cm
      It just happened that key is way taller than him
      Pls don't roast me i know its joke

    • @scaccu
      @scaccu 4 роки тому

      @@baalffx 175 cm is considered the average height for a male.

    • @eliteteamkiller319
      @eliteteamkiller319 3 роки тому

      @@scaccu That's rather short, for Western nations anyway.

    • @li-23
      @li-23 2 роки тому +1

      HE can't hurt you. NOTHING can hurt you. Because you are IMORTAAAAAAAL!!!

  • @ninjabuck2576
    @ninjabuck2576 8 років тому +323

    I don't know why, but I'm dying at how fast the transition is between, "You will turn into a robot," and, "First and foremost..." There was no fade to black, no "3 days later", nothing!
    HILARIOUS!

  • @Ligaya24
    @Ligaya24 3 роки тому +73

    1:31 "YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF INTO A CAR"
    Dababy: "Less go"

    • @ryandeng6389
      @ryandeng6389 3 роки тому +1

      That's what I was thinking too lmao.

    • @_unkown8652
      @_unkown8652 2 роки тому +1

      At the second he said it I thought of that lol

  • @presidentecamacho8579
    @presidentecamacho8579 5 років тому +1622

    KIDS!!!
    Ages 8 through 12 Believe in yourself
    YOU CAN FLYYYY!!!

    • @Trev_Swen
      @Trev_Swen 5 років тому +6

      Ah man I'm too old

    • @chugs6817
      @chugs6817 5 років тому

      Presidente Camacho ig i can’t fly because I’m older than 12 :(

    • @Ejdem.
      @Ejdem. 5 років тому

      I made it blue, 4u❤

    • @TekinKidsTV
      @TekinKidsTV 5 років тому

      I asked my parents that, they told me I can't. But I believe in you and I'm gonna try today. I think they don't want me to fly away.

    • @aayazahmed5389
      @aayazahmed5389 4 роки тому +1

      8 to 12

  • @eddie8990
    @eddie8990 4 роки тому +921

    Are we gonna ignore the fact the Rhinos are a football team, baseball team, soccer team, and a basketball team

    • @Hartwik
      @Hartwik 4 роки тому +53

      its an Athletic club like Sporting Portugal which has several teams under it that play different sports.

    • @skinnytuber6446
      @skinnytuber6446 4 роки тому +2

      Eddie Schook Yes.

    • @Thomas31392
      @Thomas31392 4 роки тому

      Basketball?

    • @TalyTea
      @TalyTea 4 роки тому +9

      Well you got new york giants. They are football and baseball i believe
      I think theres a baseball and football cardinals too

    • @case8153
      @case8153 3 роки тому +4

      Alternate Realites, ,my friend.

  • @DreDay-4202
    @DreDay-4202 5 років тому +705

    You know peel is standing on a milk crate
    😂😂😂

    • @watevr4evr
      @watevr4evr 5 років тому +23

      They tryna be crate

    • @ronak2127
      @ronak2127 5 років тому +4

      watevr4evr they tryna be crate

    • @carlwimmer6270
      @carlwimmer6270 5 років тому +37

      No he's not. He's flapping his feet and flying, you're too negative

    • @adrianwilliams1223
      @adrianwilliams1223 4 роки тому +1

      @@carlwimmer6270 thank you

  • @jacekkow119
    @jacekkow119 Рік тому +83

    While watching this video I LITERALLY smiled. Adults between 28 and 52 years of age, you can do ANYTHING. You can LITERALLY have a good mood for several seconds.

  • @makatron
    @makatron 5 років тому +109

    "Screw that negativity man!" 😂 All these years and still make me chuckle.

  • @lightandspace7938
    @lightandspace7938 5 років тому +122

    I was watching while brushing my teeth and died choking at "Young kids, I want you to go up on the roof right now!" 😂😂😂

    • @rioguttaful
      @rioguttaful 4 роки тому

      He went to far they should have cut it! 🤔😂😂😂😂

    • @zionrusso16
      @zionrusso16 10 місяців тому

      It doesn't get much better than that. Its even funnier revisiting these skits years later. Make a bee line to the nearest on-ramp, hit the same spot.

  • @muham8
    @muham8 9 років тому +95

    Kevin Garnett inspired speech, with Russell Westbrook's fashion, with Tim Duncan's post game voice. Well played

    • @bigben228
      @bigben228 6 років тому +7

      muham8 and Rasheed Wallace looks.

  • @pgilroy623
    @pgilroy623 4 роки тому +206

    I won a basketball game and 12 boys and girls ages 8-12 died
    CONSEQUENCES

  • @kansascityshuffle4141
    @kansascityshuffle4141 9 років тому +186

    "Little kids I want you to go on the roof right now"........That shit made me laugh so hard.

    • @afro4361
      @afro4361 5 років тому +5

      *"Ages 8-12!"*

  • @MrGNugget
    @MrGNugget 5 років тому +696

    That outfit at the end 😂😂

    • @wildreams
      @wildreams 5 років тому +49

      That's a parody of Westbrook no doubt.

    • @Gearsturfs
      @Gearsturfs 5 років тому +10

      Black people in general

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 5 років тому +8

      @@Gearsturfs fuck off, racist filth

    • @shonwest1539
      @shonwest1539 5 років тому +7

      Athletes be wearing weird shit in press conferences lol, but if I was rich I wouldn't give a damn either 😂

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 5 років тому +5

      @Pink Alien Imagine getting salty over an outfit.

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 9 років тому +288

    So he doesn't know what "literally" means, but he knows what "subsequently" means?

    • @dibaterman
      @dibaterman 9 років тому +31

      Zach Haywood Doubt it, but the lawyer the drafted his statement more than likely does.

    • @Mr12kicks
      @Mr12kicks 9 років тому +4

      Zach Haywood It's a sketch show...

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 9 років тому +2

      ***** I'm aware

    • @rimbi8
      @rimbi8 9 років тому +8

      Zach Haywood he uses that word in his apology speech, which is after he has looked up "literally" and possibly other terms.

    • @Clay50
      @Clay50 9 років тому +1

      Zach Haywood he probably looked that up too

  • @jigmed1
    @jigmed1 3 місяці тому +7

    I was hoping Jason Tatum to give an interview like this 😂

  • @Anonymous-vf4lq
    @Anonymous-vf4lq 8 років тому +2608

    That white boy in the back was doing the most lol

    • @te1hunna790
      @te1hunna790 8 років тому +59

      Ikr thought i was the only one who was watching him lol

    • @whatsup806
      @whatsup806 6 років тому +23

      Always the white people doing the most😂

    • @brandenfarbanger3935
      @brandenfarbanger3935 6 років тому +2

      Ahmed Alam amen brother

    • @NYMAN110
      @NYMAN110 6 років тому +30

      I guess the black guy telling kids to jump off they roof aint most

    • @uboii
      @uboii 6 років тому

      That foo hella funny, hypeman haha

  • @kernaishaxoxo
    @kernaishaxoxo 10 років тому +75

    "ONCE YOU GET THERE, AINT NOTHIN FIGURATIVE ABOUT THIS! YOU WILL TURN INTO A ROBOT!"

  • @fovxoe2011
    @fovxoe2011 4 роки тому +118

    Keegan's acting/facial expressions in this skit showcase his subtle brilliance in supporting roles...

    • @millyeleven9969
      @millyeleven9969 Рік тому +3

      his reaction when he said" wait,what?"🤣🤣

    • @thomasdupont7186
      @thomasdupont7186 Рік тому +4

      I watched it a second time to focus on him specifically. He truly is a great comedian/actor. I hope he will have great opportunities in a near future because he deserves it.

  • @zanekanahele333
    @zanekanahele333 3 місяці тому +4

    Bro this is Jayson Tatum rn

  • @hotspotmedia3105
    @hotspotmedia3105 8 років тому +116

    "screw that negativity mannn" gotta be the funniest part

  • @CaliBoyee818
    @CaliBoyee818 8 років тому +357

    white guy trying to fly at 1:00 lmao

    • @-khushlush
      @-khushlush 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 5 років тому

      I never noticed that because Jordan's performance here just draws me in to watch and hang on to every word every facial expression. So good. Nice catch.

  • @captainsoarineagle
    @captainsoarineagle 9 років тому +799

    xD love how he specified the age. boys and girls 8 - 12

  • @vis_ion_
    @vis_ion_ 4 роки тому +57

    This shit knocked me right out of depression so fucking hilarious 🤣 😂 💀

  • @MandalorianMarmoset
    @MandalorianMarmoset 9 років тому +48

    BOYS AND GIRLS!!! AGES 8 TO 12!!!
    Fucking lost it...

  • @Chocolateness2000
    @Chocolateness2000 9 років тому +167

    DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. DO IT!!!

    • @Chocolateness2000
      @Chocolateness2000 9 років тому +1

      My dreams are to be able to watch this without being in America on youtube. D:

    • @kenstoner882
      @kenstoner882 9 років тому +1

      Chocolateness are you talking to yourself lmao??

    • @Chocolateness2000
      @Chocolateness2000 9 років тому +1

      Ken Stoner Yesh xD. I wanted to watch the video again and I can't where I live! Its restricted to America!! D:

    • @kenstoner882
      @kenstoner882 9 років тому +1

      Chocolateness bullshit that's sucks ass

    • @Chocolateness2000
      @Chocolateness2000 9 років тому

      ***** I will!

  • @PoppyCorn144
    @PoppyCorn144 5 років тому +825

    “Whereas I was not incorrect,” the beginning of every “apology” I have ever received...people are jack holes.

    • @zsorens4570
      @zsorens4570 4 роки тому +64

      They nailed the half-baked 'apology' press conference bit hard with that language and tone.

    • @kendreamer6376
      @kendreamer6376 4 роки тому +3

      I don't know what most people think apologia means but that was it

    • @TheDiamondLyfe
      @TheDiamondLyfe 4 роки тому +5

      We are lip cousins.

    • @diggitydoo5836
      @diggitydoo5836 4 роки тому +3

      Hey that was me. Sorry but I wasn’t incorrect.

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 4 роки тому

      @TheDiamondLyfe yo cuz much 💕

  • @grimeybeast1465
    @grimeybeast1465 3 роки тому +69

    "I have subsequently looked up the terms literally, and metaphorically, and found that whereas I was not incorrect, they did not mean what I thought they had meant."
    The comedic brilliance of this line...

    • @casshernsins8333
      @casshernsins8333 3 роки тому +3

      It’s such an underrated line

    • @natalieschannel4508
      @natalieschannel4508 3 роки тому +2

      Is it because he's excusing himself from actually doing anything wrong with the way he phrased the sentence.

    • @casshernsins8333
      @casshernsins8333 3 роки тому +1

      @@natalieschannel4508 I think it’s because literally can be used informally as an exaggeration to express strong feeling

  • @erolbakkalbasi9038
    @erolbakkalbasi9038 5 років тому +253

    "Ain't NOTHING figurative about this... you WILL turn into a robot"

    • @samualjohnson5450
      @samualjohnson5450 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 роки тому +2

      HE SAID HE DIDNT KNOW REALLY WHAT HE WAS SAYING BUT HE DID CORRECT THE GUY AND SAID KIDS NO LITERALLY LMAOOOOO

    • @modoesstuff
      @modoesstuff 4 роки тому

      i read this as he said it. 😅

    • @Shubham-fk5oq
      @Shubham-fk5oq 4 роки тому

      So you're saying about Transformers refrence

  • @AnkushMudgal0396
    @AnkushMudgal0396 8 років тому +3120

    shia labeouf's lesser known cousin....

  • @ruthchelimo6751
    @ruthchelimo6751 4 роки тому +53

    He's even got those NBA conference glasses. Dude means business.

  • @459luker
    @459luker Рік тому +7

    "YOU WILL TURN INTO A ROBOT!"
    LOL

  • @cR33dful
    @cR33dful 5 років тому +307

    He was specific about the age..8 to 12
    .most impressionable age..

    • @macmac264
      @macmac264 5 років тому +8

      Jyotishankar wow you understood the joke too?!?!

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 5 років тому +12

      @@macmac264 Hey screw that negativity man, I have 90 IQ and my mommy has to remind me to tie my shoes every day even though I am 28 years old and my bed is literally a rock which I sleep under so I didn't get the joke.

    • @mbf6160
      @mbf6160 5 років тому

      Factz

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 роки тому

      That's what I said 🤣🤣🤣

    • @redstallion7335
      @redstallion7335 4 роки тому

      ralek 🤣

  • @thatguy1898
    @thatguy1898 9 років тому +754

    shia labeouf watched this as he was a young lad, and it inspired him, to JUST DO IT!

    • @karsthedisputer
      @karsthedisputer 9 років тому +1

      XD

    • @hjhaha
      @hjhaha 9 років тому +1

      +Ryotxx hahahaha

    • @thatguy1898
      @thatguy1898 9 років тому +1

      ***** well, you're not wrong, but you're not right either

  • @Nick1921945
    @Nick1921945 5 років тому +106

    "YOU STILL HAVE POWER OF CHILDISH INNOCENCE!!"

  • @theoverunderthinker
    @theoverunderthinker 4 роки тому +211

    "ages 8-12" was oddly specific.

    • @rioguttaful
      @rioguttaful 4 роки тому +11

      Like he knew who was watching 🤔🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🙍🏾‍♂️😂🤫😭

  • @mcoccorvus2575
    @mcoccorvus2575 5 років тому +181

    He keeps touching his head like he got a headache 😂😂

    • @rioguttaful
      @rioguttaful 4 роки тому +5

      But he don't that called, Good acking skills!🤣😭👏🏾😆🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @maaz322
      @maaz322 3 роки тому +3

      was having a stroke

    • @John6-40
      @John6-40 3 роки тому +7

      I've seen athletes do that when excited and emotional. It was good acting.

  • @compacuh6726
    @compacuh6726 4 роки тому +489

    This video motivated me enough to be able to throw my house out my window

  • @PowerSurge787
    @PowerSurge787 Рік тому +7

    “There’s nothing figurative about it once you get there you will
    Turn into a robot”

  • @DesignJunkie58
    @DesignJunkie58 10 років тому +136

    There are NO limits!" I can fly, anybody can fly... Kids you can actually fly...Yes, literally! Fly into the night sky and DO And DO anything! Screw that negativity>
    ahhaha!

    • @AnAverageJoesChannel
      @AnAverageJoesChannel 10 років тому +3

      Susar Khan SoB I thought I was watching the knew Justin Bieber album. Thanks for clearing it up guys. I was wondering why Justin was black.

    • @soimboredandtesting
      @soimboredandtesting 10 років тому +4

      Susar Khan i love seeing the funniest quotes in the comments lol

  • @kekedream
    @kekedream 5 років тому +318

    Sounds like Ja Rule hyped for Fyre Fest 😂😂😂

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 5 років тому +25

    Key & Peele are so good with these no-cut/long take skits!

  • @blueseanomad7435
    @blueseanomad7435 2 роки тому +17

    I finished a cycling event today; I was utterly exhausted. This was the first thing that popped into my head

  • @meloniez427
    @meloniez427 9 років тому +303

    I just think it's funny how they made Peele taller than Key😂😂😂😂

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 9 років тому +4

      And skinnier and buffer

    • @ya_boyrich
      @ya_boyrich 8 років тому +2

      I didn't even notice that😂

    • @whotube88
      @whotube88 7 років тому +4

      How can you not notice that. That is the most obvious thing and also the most amazing about the production of this skit.

    • @mrog5481
      @mrog5481 6 років тому

      Not even close - the most amazing thing about the production of the skit is the clothing he is wearing during the press conference.

  • @Xrenga
    @Xrenga 10 років тому +40

    The press conference at the end is what did it rofl

  • @NihilNick
    @NihilNick 10 років тому +58

    "Families demand answers in tragic deaths"
    LOL

  • @xdio9542
    @xdio9542 3 роки тому +47

    Jordan: "you can turn yourself into a car!"
    Dababy: word!

  • @MrVoidFire
    @MrVoidFire 9 років тому +89

    The Kevin Garnett is strong in this one

  • @rajasimanta
    @rajasimanta 4 роки тому +23

    Continuously keeping in character in high excitement situation, while perfectly landing the punchlines on time, that's great acting skill. Peele is a great actor if you think bout it.

  • @nocontrol628
    @nocontrol628 10 років тому +325

    BOYS AND GIRLS AGES 8-12

  • @kuningaskolassas4720
    @kuningaskolassas4720 Рік тому +3

    "Whereas i was not incorrect, they did not mean what i thought they did"
    Future politician

  • @TyroneTheLlama
    @TyroneTheLlama 10 років тому +25

    This skit perfectly portrays a funny man-straight man comedy style.

  • @MrWrecklessD
    @MrWrecklessD 4 роки тому +9

    at 0:13 he almost broke character when he heard the voice LOL

    • @rioguttaful
      @rioguttaful 4 роки тому

      Who?🤔🤷🏾‍♂️🙍🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 19 днів тому

      @@rioguttafulwho do you think

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 19 днів тому

      I love it when actors almost break character or just straight up do break character 😂

  • @RechelleWhite
    @RechelleWhite 9 років тому +8

    "Once you get there, ain't nothin' figurative about this, you WILL turn into a robot," LMAOOOO, I'M DYIN RIGHT NOW, Bahahahaha

  • @EmJeezyable
    @EmJeezyable 3 роки тому +30

    "Ayo! Screw that negativity, man!"

  • @jazer94
    @jazer94 9 років тому +7

    just love the way he says it! "YOU CAN ACTUALLY FLY"

  • @Maloolz
    @Maloolz 10 років тому +1009

    He just contradicted himself! He said "You are immortal!" But before that he said "You can do anything!" But the definition of immortality is that You CANT die. Meaning he's saying they cannot die. I'm looking too deep into this...

    • @blade7895
      @blade7895 10 років тому +15

      pls

    • @attawbah17
      @attawbah17 10 років тому +121

      pass the blunt

    • @blade7895
      @blade7895 10 років тому +13

      (´・ω・`) THIS

    • @Maloolz
      @Maloolz 10 років тому +15

      (´・ω・`) I would pay big money to get a high that lasts 9 days.

    • @cigma
      @cigma 10 років тому +33

      Well if you can do anything, then you can turn your immortality off.

  • @goalieboy1000
    @goalieboy1000 10 років тому +10

    The LeBron hair reference had me dying more than anything outta the whole video lol, headband and uses his hands to cover up the hair line lmfao

  • @bnicethegaynerd6025
    @bnicethegaynerd6025 Рік тому +2

    His words inspired Dababy to turn in to a convertible

  • @vyshak4455
    @vyshak4455 8 років тому +21

    The press conference was spot on!!!!!

  • @TheThuurd
    @TheThuurd 10 років тому +107

    The age specification though. 8-12 ha ha

  • @davetorres7029
    @davetorres7029 8 років тому +141

    its sadly true how accurate this is with athletes and celebs talking like this and seeing kids today ruin their lives thinking they can actually do anything because their little minds get filled uo with nonsense from social media or their idols yep seeeen it

    • @EthanBradburyVlogs
      @EthanBradburyVlogs 8 років тому +11

      YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! DRINK BLEEAAAAACH IT TASTE GREEEAT! JUMP OFFFFF THE ROOOFTOPS YOU CAN FLYYYYY! AHHHHHHHHHH

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 8 років тому +9

      BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!!

    • @davetorres7029
      @davetorres7029 8 років тому +4

      +Super PhunThyme i got the joke lol. im just pointing out the reality of what really does happen.

    • @daluz3971
      @daluz3971 7 років тому +2

      Drink me

    • @BrJD-ii4iv
      @BrJD-ii4iv 7 років тому +3

      David Torres I agree! Of course you got the joke lol. It’s pretty obvious. Also, You should have faith in yourself but reality is that you will not achieve everything your lil hearts desire no matter how much determination you have.

  • @tearex3555
    @tearex3555 Рік тому +2

    Dude was off a perc 😂

  • @ShadowCrowX
    @ShadowCrowX 9 років тому +32

    every sports team in the Key & Peele universe are Rhinos XD

  • @helsinki
    @helsinki 8 років тому +103

    CM Punk after UFC 203 fight.

  • @emitizmo7456
    @emitizmo7456 6 років тому +15

    Such a great performance on both of them especially Peele. He nailed it.

  • @raphaelfederico99
    @raphaelfederico99 3 роки тому +3

    Ricky Turcios be like ahhaha

  • @NightWolf3342
    @NightWolf3342 5 років тому +48

    "Kids! You can do anything! Open your math book!"
    "Nope."