Kefka Palazzo (FFVI) : Ten bucks says Ulti wins. Exdeath (FFV) : Twenty on the pipsqueak. Squall (FFVIII) : Whatever... Cloud (FFVII) : Not interested. Edgar Roni Figaro (FFVI) : Three thousand bucks so I can spend the night with Ultimecia.
Almost everyone : Get ready ready to fight! Ultimicia and Shantotto : *Shakespearean intensifies* Ferion and Exdeath : -Lets wizards be wizards.- Kefka and Tidus : Oh my god they are still going, let us fight already!
But they don't have kids or husbands and I don't even think I know anybody alive who's going to make love to that chipmunk unless they was high on cocaine
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If this were going to happen, I'd imagine Ultimecia would be a "fast rapper", while Shantotto would be more cutting in her lyrics... Time Witch vs. Tarutaru, after all. XD
Her rhyming skills are amazing but her responses basically boiled down to "no, you." Some of Shantotto's in-game profiles describe her as "having a superiority complex" so Ultimecia not only threw shade, she also spilled some tea!
@@fara.r.8181 Ulti looks quite triggered at the end. Shantotto belittles everyone, and only those with ego takes offense. Edit: Shantotto looks triggered as well. She just hides it better.
I laughed so hard seeing Kefka, Tidus, and Firion reaction to their shade. They have no clue what’s going on. U can tell Firion was hinting to Tidus to just be patient and go with it. And Exdeath just seemed completely bored with the whole ordeal. 😂
I mean... When the hell is Exdeath not bored? I know for a fact that, Golbez aside, he might be the chillest dude of them all. Simply can't be bothered. At this point, getting him NOT bored would be quite the hedty task.
Shantotto leaves such a impression. Just from the way she speaks, you know that she's smart, witty, and gives no fucks. On top of that, she's badass and powerful.
I *love* how Tidus kinda wanted to interject but Firion was like "dude, no, you'll wish to die" and Kefka was looking with a face of "Ok, I'm basically a monster but aren't they going a little too far?" XD.
And deep underneath the darkness of the helmet he's wearing, solemn, stoic, and patient.... Exdeath raises a single eyebrow higher and higher... *hair comes out of the visor* Kefka: Huh? What was that? Exdeath: Nothing.
@@kurosakikun96 No, he is not and it is so annoying that people keep saying that. Exdeath is a soul chimera of demons within a tree that manifested as that warlock. He even has an official artwork of a face without helmet made by Yoshitaka Amano which can be googled everytime.
friendly reminder shatotto is the strongest mage in all of final fantasy, and the only reason she didn't take over ff11's world is because she didn't want to. The only reason she doesn't take over 14's is because she think's its okay with you there. In Theory, she's got so much destructive power she's neigh unstoppable.
@@theflashgordon193 Shantotto was the head Black Mage in Windurst, her study of magic became to such another degree that none could stand against her. She is basically capable of every black spell in existence and even has unique spells, also capable of some white spells too I believe. At one point, two weaker versions of herself get dimensioned switched and they are basically world level threats, putting them on the tier as some of the gods. That all ends however when the real Shantotto returns and easily overpower the both of them, banishing them back to their original dimensions (IIRC). There are also several cutscenes where if you answer any of her questions in the wrong fashion, she'll one shot your character bringing you to within an inch of death but sparing you in the end, there is also that point where she walked into the enemy's main stronghold alone, knocked out their entire army on the way only to ask their high priest a few questions. Literally capable of wiping out entire armies by herself.
The version of her in 14, Shattoto, couldn't have taken over the world. She was an extraordinarily powerful Black Mage--probably the most powerful who has ever lived, even accounting for what we've learned since--but she wasn't immortal, nor was she all-powerful. The version of her we meet is basically a recording she left behind to make sure her arts were preserved long into the future, and that they were being used for good. (And also to stop that comet from blowing up the planet.)
You cannot out class Her level of sass. Inspite of Her size her victory is no surprise. Her words cut sharper than any sword defeating you will just make her bored.
“They forgot that, since I’m on your team...we’ll foil their crude scheme” BAAAARRSSSS!!!🔥🔥🔥 Damn, Shantoto spitting bars left and right she could be on 8 mile 😂
You know when I got to this scene, yeah another boring info dump of a scene. Oh how wrong I was the amount of shade thrown in 2 minutes, reminds me of the good old days with Niles and CC from the nanny.
Now this is DISSidia 😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment!😂😂😂
Right
Shantoto spits fire more than Australia
KEDD#[•u•] She spits 50X more fire than Ifrit
Mega flare is but tourch fire to the fire spit by those two
Forget the shade she's throwing the whole tree.
Kristopher Longville- Wait. She threw ExDeath at her!? Damn!
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Added the 76 :c with a heavy heart
but which she.
This is why Ultimecia wanted to bend time, she finally thought of better comebacks in disc 4.
Lol. Then suddenly changed his C to K.
Shantoto: So you came back in time to use some better lines. Be that as it may you're just k9s spouting nursery rhymes oohohoho
😭😭😭
@@MIKEHUNT7531 i just read that with shantotto's voice
@@MIKEHUNT7531 oh the burn on that.
You can tell Ultimecia's voice actor REALLY wanted to spit some rhymes back, but just couldn't due to game design.
VA: Am.... not... allowed... to..... rhyme >.
She wanted to spit some rhymes, but couldn’t because of game design.
"Or YOU will ruin misjudging me!"
-Ultimecia's failed comeback 2021
@@tinothee8650 *Please tell me this was intentional*
@@nero7263 ;)
u Know its going on when Kefka became SILENT
Nope ots just that he is confused by the wordfight
@@kostakonomi 🤣 "Can we just get some painful screams already?!"
Frfr!!! I died with this lmao
Ultimecia snd Shantotto's verbal fight was too much for his head.
Kefka must be shocked that he found someone has a bigger mouth than his
Kefka: Ten bucks says Ulti wins.
Exdeath: Twenty on the pipsqueak.
Bruno Travassos you mean Gil right
@@lucasperez253 Kefka bucks
RavinKaito fair enough
Kefka Palazzo (FFVI) : Ten bucks says Ulti wins.
Exdeath (FFV) : Twenty on the pipsqueak.
Squall (FFVIII) : Whatever...
Cloud (FFVII) : Not interested.
Edgar Roni Figaro (FFVI) : Three thousand bucks so I can spend the night with Ultimecia.
lol I read that in their voices.
Seeing Kefka quiet and confused on what to do is really priceless
I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They were like WTF 🤣
The boys really wanted no part lol
Kefka thinking "Wowzer! This is pretty crazy, even by MY standards!"
Kefka was like : "Can we just fight, please ?"
I just imagine that under Ex-death's helmet, a single eyebrow is slowly raising higher and higher.
Pretty sure Exdeath doesn't have eyebrows
Jiinpachii he’s a tree. Of course he doesn’t have eyebrows.
Or a branch I guess? Since he's a tree
Treebeard has entered chat: Hrum
You mean a single twig
My favorite part is you can tell that ultimecia starts getting upset when she interrupts shantoto in the end
Yes!!! That's when I lost it hahahhaa!!!
Almost everyone : Get ready ready to fight!
Ultimicia and Shantotto : *Shakespearean intensifies*
Ferion and Exdeath : -Lets wizards be wizards.-
Kefka and Tidus : Oh my god they are still going, let us fight already!
"More like your mind is so infantile,
That even listening proves a trial."
I should really use this quote in real life...
Sephiroth Bahamut lmfao yes!
Sounds like r/iamverysmart material
Same lol
You'll probably be laughed at
Always happen. When something sounds so good to say in response but other people be like what? Then start laughing 🙁
"You've both the garb of a jester and the wit of one" lmao this is why Shantotto is the best
She wasn't even talking about Kefka!
@@terraclaiborne2088 that's what makes it hilarious
So Ultimecia is funny, perceptive and both a good advisor (through satire) and intelligent?
So Ultimecia is funny, perceptive and both a good advisor (through satire) and intelligent?
@@WheatDosmore like she looks like a clown and thinks like one too
I Love how they trash talk with each other in a gentle way..hahaha
Over Loop such sophistication
Well, both ladies are with class. So, there's that.
Ladies war
..Cuz they're Ladies and not thots?xD
It's a "Shade-Off"!!! XD
The Real Housewives of Final Fantasy
But they don't have kids or husbands and I don't even think I know anybody alive who's going to make love to that chipmunk unless they was high on cocaine
1:27
Firion: Tidus. Should- Should we do something about-
Tidus: Nah. Let 'em talk.
Firion: Understood.
and kefka looking on amused. the background characters during this, too funny
Tbf, I think the 4 of them knew better than to interrupt an argument between two women.
@@juwanbantug5465 yeah, stay out of it
Nah, let her cook
"Let her cook."
They might as well have a rap battle between them
Shantotto will win in rap battle
You said right Natsu Dragneel.
Shantotto has been rhyming since she was born. She would only make Ultimecia look forlorn.
You are a genius!
Shantotto literally has it won, the entirety of ffxi she never dropped the rhymes not even for a second
Shantotto: *Says something*
Ultimecia: ok boomer
Shantotto: *Ok Zoomer*
😅😅😅 😂
@@ireneshelton3661 Ultimecia: YOU MOTHER- **gets 'anti-racist'**
@@LordTyph Shantotto: Ohohohohoho! U mad bro?
Epic Rap Battles of History: Ultimecia vs. Shantottoooooo
Begin!
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If this were going to happen, I'd imagine Ultimecia would be a "fast rapper", while Shantotto would be more cutting in her lyrics... Time Witch vs. Tarutaru, after all. XD
Kefka's confused face while the sass goes down, probably processing how he can destroy the world with a savage burn.
More like he's affronted that he's being ignored, but can't comprehend how to break into it.
Kefka cannot destroy anything there, Ghestal is not present to paralyze the party so he can get his 5 minutes of luck.
Kefka has his own twisted sense of humor and doesn’t know how to leave his input in this interaction.
Not only can Shantotto throw magical Flare, she can throw verbal Flare as well.
Yeah, but Shantotto's "verbal flare" is like a Gigaflare xD
@@ElToland Nah, at this point it's a Bahamut Grade Megaflare.
zettaflare, and it burns so damn too much xd
In rhymes too
Using flare with the Gibberish Voice.
I absolutely looooove Shantotto’s shade throwing skills they’re so epic!
I prefer Ulti since she just keeps her monotone like "whatever".
Shantotto is literally the FF version of "Don't judge a book by its cover".
Her rhyming skills are amazing but her responses basically boiled down to "no, you."
Some of Shantotto's in-game profiles describe her as "having a superiority complex" so Ultimecia not only threw shade, she also spilled some tea!
@@fara.r.8181 Ulti looks quite triggered at the end. Shantotto belittles everyone, and only those with ego takes offense.
Edit: Shantotto looks triggered as well. She just hides it better.
@@Ascend777 Well, Ulti has always been an egoist just like Shantoto. Kudos to developer for doing this scene.
Ultimecia reminds me of Malificent. Also I'm surprise Kefka wasn't eating popcorn watching the ladies bitch eachother out.
I guess there wasn't any popcorn.
@@matthewtimmerman4371 Fair enough.
I laughed so hard seeing Kefka, Tidus, and Firion reaction to their shade. They have no clue what’s going on. U can tell Firion was hinting to Tidus to just be patient and go with it. And Exdeath just seemed completely bored with the whole ordeal. 😂
I mean... When the hell is Exdeath not bored? I know for a fact that, Golbez aside, he might be the chillest dude of them all. Simply can't be bothered.
At this point, getting him NOT bored would be quite the hedty task.
Tidus and Firion: "ehhh...what do we do?"
Exdeath and Kefka: "No no no...let them cook."
Their just like "CAN WE FIGHT ALREADY"
Nico Yazawa the guys: are we going to fight or listen to the women's talking?
Nah more like what is going on?
I love how even the music stops for a sec
Haha two years late, but ya know. They're*
I just love how the extreme starts playing when ultimecia decides to start throwing insults back
Girls, girls you are all pretty. just fight already
I wish I could like this comment 20 times.
@@RavinKaito screw 20 how about OVER 9000 times?
😄👏🏽👍🏼
Shantotto: “You’ve both the garb of a jester and the wit of one!”
Kefka: “Well, thank you! I do try my best you know.”
Exdeath: * just looks at kefka in a way that says "wasn't talking to you, fool" *
Shantotto Queen of savage burns.
Figuratively, Figuratively and Literally.
I think Y‘shtola qualifies as well, thinking of how she destroyed magnai in Stornblood
@@k13-segler67 little sun
@@k13-segler67 She doesn't do it often, but when she does, it feels like experiencing your own personal 3rd Umbral Calamity...
I didn't realize I'd be fighting clowns in this game. And I ain't talkin' about Kefka.
Exdeath doesn't give a shit though. Fitting his character.
he is a tree, he doesn't want to get burn down
"To think she could win with just wits and rime, truly she adores the spotlight's radiant shine!"
Amen!
1:21
“ur fat”
“no u”
“ok boomer”
“alright zoomer”
Yup, that's basically it, actually
Them disses prob'ly halved Ult's HP before the battle started 😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣🤣
That statement really shows the *gravity* of the situation
cody holley Ha
😂😆🤣😝😂😆🤣😝😂😆🤣😝😂😆🤣😝
When Shantoto insulted ulti I can't help but say BURRRRNNN 😂😂😂
Shanice Del Rosario bahaha yaaasss!!!! 😃😃😃😃 Shantotto’s shade throwing skills are legendary I love herrrrr
Shantotto leaves such a impression. Just from the way she speaks, you know that she's smart, witty, and gives no fucks. On top of that, she's badass and powerful.
She is the most powerful character in all of FF series with Goldbert from FF14
The guys just watching in the back and not wanting any of that smoke 😂
Exdeath is waiting patiently
I *love* how Tidus kinda wanted to interject but Firion was like "dude, no, you'll wish to die" and Kefka was looking with a face of "Ok, I'm basically a monster but aren't they going a little too far?" XD.
Never had I thought that what was missing in my life, was seeing shantotto roasting Ultimecia. But here we are!
Shantotto vs y shtola
That's when classy ladies before fighting. 🤣 I really lik Shantotto , so cute but the shadiest Diva
I hope Dissidia keeps up with shade-throwing scenes like this!
So funny and entertaining! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love that, it started as normal confrontation until Shantatto start spitting fire
If you can rhyme with every insult you throw... you win the argument.
Tidus like saying "ehhhh....girls"
Man, if you were there personally, the tension in that very room must be bursting like a volcano. This is fire!
When the roast is real 😲😲
Where did the sun go? I can't handle all this shade.
Throwing shade in poetry is a talent in itself.
Given she’s such a scholar, it’s no wonder Shantotto has the keys to the library.
Candi Milo and Tasia Valenza were such perfect casts as Shantotto and Utimecia!
I prefer Candi Milo's Shantotto voice in Dissidia though.
I love the writing team canonically following Shantotto’s rhyming speech patterns from FFXI
And deep underneath the darkness of the helmet he's wearing, solemn, stoic, and patient....
Exdeath raises a single eyebrow higher and higher...
*hair comes out of the visor*
Kefka: Huh? What was that?
Exdeath: Nothing.
That would honestly be impressive considering Exdeath is a tree under that armor
@@kurosakikun96 No, he is not and it is so annoying that people keep saying that. Exdeath is a soul chimera of demons within a tree that manifested as that warlock. He even has an official artwork of a face without helmet made by Yoshitaka Amano which can be googled everytime.
@@Cetra29 yeah, and we should all trust Yoshitaka Amano when it comes to official art...
In Ultimecia’s mind: Dammit she beat me to it by 3 seconds.
We're forgetting the most important revelation of this cutscene... it's pronounced TEE-dus.
NEVER.
@@goliaboi 😁😂🤣👏👏👏👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤳😁
The boys were so confused and wouldn’t dare to interfere
as expected Women are superior than them, males are down below the heirarchy
I love the dialogue haha
Shantotto spits disses like she's rapping, its hysterical
Just might be the greatest cut scene in ANY Final Fantasy Game
Looks like Tidus, Firion, Exdeath and Kefka doing some beats while Shantotto and Ultimecia can do rap battle
LA Victa more like gentle bitch shaming
Anyone who gets into a rap battle with Shantotto would get destroyed.
Ultimecia was my first Final Fantasy final boss. This makes me happy for some reason.
1:27 this part keeps making me roll on the floor laughing
So dangerous Kefka got srs
Kefka: 1000 gil on Ulti
Exdeath: Make it 2000 on the pipsqueak
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
*ooooh intensifies*
Oooooooohhhhhhh!
😂😆
That wasn't even a cat fight, that was a lioness massacre!
*WHO WON?*
*WHO'S NEXT?*
*YOU DECIDE!*
Shantotto
Shantotto is the true rap goddess
This is how my best friend and I "talk" in real life 😂😂😂😂
friendly reminder shatotto is the strongest mage in all of final fantasy, and the only reason she didn't take over ff11's world is because she didn't want to. The only reason she doesn't take over 14's is because she think's its okay with you there. In Theory, she's got so much destructive power she's neigh unstoppable.
I didn't knew she was this powerfull thank. it is explain why ?
To think all that power would go to her head she's rather annoying which makes sense due to her small size
@@theflashgordon193 Shantotto was the head Black Mage in Windurst, her study of magic became to such another degree that none could stand against her. She is basically capable of every black spell in existence and even has unique spells, also capable of some white spells too I believe. At one point, two weaker versions of herself get dimensioned switched and they are basically world level threats, putting them on the tier as some of the gods. That all ends however when the real Shantotto returns and easily overpower the both of them, banishing them back to their original dimensions (IIRC). There are also several cutscenes where if you answer any of her questions in the wrong fashion, she'll one shot your character bringing you to within an inch of death but sparing you in the end, there is also that point where she walked into the enemy's main stronghold alone, knocked out their entire army on the way only to ask their high priest a few questions. Literally capable of wiping out entire armies by herself.
@@DoomsdayR3sistance O_O insane
The version of her in 14, Shattoto, couldn't have taken over the world. She was an extraordinarily powerful Black Mage--probably the most powerful who has ever lived, even accounting for what we've learned since--but she wasn't immortal, nor was she all-powerful. The version of her we meet is basically a recording she left behind to make sure her arts were preserved long into the future, and that they were being used for good.
(And also to stop that comet from blowing up the planet.)
Probably one of the best scenes ever
Shantotto won the shade throwing, rap, and magic battle in only 3 minutes
Took me a moment to realize a remix of "The Extreme" was what was playing in the background.
Ah yes "dragonmaster" ghaleon.
I see you too are a man of culture. XD
@@nervnerd Yes. I am the same Ghaleon that was buried and left a CURSED memory...and yet I now live again!
1:27 Firion reaction give me life
Shantotto, the queen of roasts. I mean when you can roast someone in rhymes every time you win by default
You cannot out class Her level of sass. Inspite of Her size her victory is no surprise. Her words cut sharper than any sword defeating you will just make her bored.
"It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
shantotto maybe a hell of a mage and a bit over confident at that but damn she can burn someone with her words
She's not overconfident. She has every reason to be as confident as she is. She can back it up.
@@TenchiHawkwing she is as powerful as she thinks she is! And that's the scary part!
I was living for this 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Even listening to Shantotto's insults is a treat!
It’s not just the rhymes, even the bloody syllables are the exact same amount per line. Damn
Not even Eminem dare to Diss shantotto.. Ulti should've choose her opponent wisely..
For a rare moment, Ultimecia stops talking about time compression
Kefka's like "Fuck it, this is more fun that actual destruction."
Damn Shanttoto is blazing for days
not even flare comes close in power with that burn
Ultimecia was later found bald and wigless, wandering the red light streets of Amsterdam.
“They forgot that, since I’m on your team...we’ll foil their crude scheme”
BAAAARRSSSS!!!🔥🔥🔥
Damn, Shantoto spitting bars left and right she could be on 8 mile 😂
I love how everyone else is just watching this in awe, even Exdeath.
Ulti started that battle with -1000 hit points because of BURN damage
Shantotto, the creator of black magic…. Of course she can diss out some SICK BURNS.
The girls are fighting!!
Every single guys was like, "I ain't dumb enough to get in between THAT! Let's just wait..."😂😂😂😂
"How about you give me a hand?" "How about I give you a standing ovation?"
Shantotto put the DISS in DISSidia 🤣
Exdeath be like: I did not become sentient just to hear this
Shantotto and Ultimecia: Epic diss battle.
Tidus and Firion: 🤔🤨
Kefka and Exdeath: 🗿🗿
That’s SOME SERIOUS SHADE! DAAAMMNNN!!
Ultimecia's already dead, she just doesn't know it yet.
You know when I got to this scene, yeah another boring info dump of a scene. Oh how wrong I was the amount of shade thrown in 2 minutes, reminds me of the good old days with Niles and CC from the nanny.
She didn't throw shade, she casted a whole ass eclipse.
I like how even the apocalitpic clown is like "oh catfight"