Regal Cinemas / Pepsi Girl Policy Trailer

AND NO..... SHMOKIN'!!!
I'm uploading this video because I'm apparently the only person on earth who saved a copy.
This is a short-lived pre-movie intro for Regal Cinemas. It was so annoying, and so unfunny, and so long, that I remember entire theaters booing it loudly.
In fact, the story goes that Regal eventually removed this introduction early solely because of the negative reaction here in Portland, Oregon, a moment of civic pride.
Here it is. It is awful. Enjoy!
"God I miss laughing at this." -Alex Pasco