minecraft monday: the finale

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  • @ph1lza
    @ph1lza 5 років тому +29895

    B1llza is my favorite mixer streamer

  • @NovaSolarsis835
    @NovaSolarsis835 5 років тому +12824

    “Techno are you bad at anything?”
    Losing.

  • @lucaroth5965
    @lucaroth5965 5 років тому +15707

    Everyone: Hypixel party games
    Technoblade: You fool, you have activated my trap card

    • @pkyeet3391
      @pkyeet3391 5 років тому +260

      How hilarious, you just set off my trap card. Your death approaches

    • @oscarelcrah7643
      @oscarelcrah7643 5 років тому +61

      @@pkyeet3391 he didnt want to play uhc and skywars :(

    • @domino5715
      @domino5715 5 років тому +4

      No u

    • @lachiebosman8511
      @lachiebosman8511 5 років тому +22

      incase you havent noticed, you've fallen right into my trap, your death is inevitable

    • @joe4035
      @joe4035 5 років тому +2

      lol best comment

  • @eexpiredd
    @eexpiredd 4 роки тому +15814

    I love how everyone has yt rank and Techno is sitting here with pig+++

    • @pixd7285
      @pixd7285 4 роки тому +808

      He is too powerful even the prestigious yt rank no match to pig ++

    • @wascu6518
      @wascu6518 4 роки тому +193

      Im pretty sure cxlvxn didnt have yt rank when this all happened yet

    • @peryexp
      @peryexp 4 роки тому +40

      @@wascu6518 true

    • @Valviant
      @Valviant 4 роки тому +36

      GamingRomeYT The Viewer assuming that his power level is finite

    • @thestarsands
      @thestarsands 4 роки тому +130

      Techno asked the admins to give James Charles yt rank in the middle of the stream, it was great

  • @imperialplays7852
    @imperialplays7852 5 років тому +6671

    Technoblade: *Blows up CaptainSparklez in TNT Tag.*
    CaptainSparklez: *”Aww man.”*

  • @xNestorio
    @xNestorio 5 років тому +31659

    how can a man be so good at mowing grass in minecraft

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  5 років тому +11668

      it's what i was born to do

    • @luminator911
      @luminator911 5 років тому +834

      Years of practise and hard work

    • @xr_main
      @xr_main 5 років тому +892

      If you wish to defeat Techno, train for another 100 years

    • @gabrieliuskairys7255
      @gabrieliuskairys7255 5 років тому +262

      Techno is not human
      Hes a GOD

    • @px__815
      @px__815 5 років тому +76

      @we srmn bnvm vbn m Yep, a farmer of VIEWSSSSSSSS!

  • @Clarissa_M
    @Clarissa_M 5 років тому +7683

    Remember the first day of mcm when techno was having anxiety talking to them..

    • @fishbowlliz
      @fishbowlliz 4 роки тому +117

      Yes

    • @Ferdiepie.
      @Ferdiepie. 4 роки тому +736

      the character development

    • @Ferdiepie.
      @Ferdiepie. 4 роки тому +40

      Swessi technoalphamale

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 4 роки тому +255

      Imagine being shy in a video game. Couldn't be me.
      Couldn't... could not be me.
      *cries*

    • @Kida1850
      @Kida1850 4 роки тому +13

      Angel Ma 😭

  • @vuatson
    @vuatson 4 роки тому +5625

    everyone: "funny how this is so much better than actual MCM, we're just hanging out in the same voice call playing party games and having a good time with no money on the line!"
    Scott Smajor, planner of MCC, scribbling furiously: *write that down WRITE THAT DOWN-*

    • @andrewmachleid2734
      @andrewmachleid2734 3 роки тому +49

      It’s true

    • @mattgriffin0231
      @mattgriffin0231 3 роки тому +198

      Minecraft Monday, on hiatus, for the rest of eternity.
      Watch Keemstar try to bring it back for another clout grab

    • @elcommento
      @elcommento 3 роки тому +61

      lower stakes, higher fun

    • @SUPADOG111
      @SUPADOG111 3 роки тому +118

      @@elcommento YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE STAKES OF THE
      *C O I N*

    • @kirbstagoontheaxolotl
      @kirbstagoontheaxolotl 2 роки тому +39

      The advantage of MCC existing? WE DON'T GET SCUFFED AS HELL MINECRAFT MONDAY!
      Edit: I also find it highly amusing this is probaly how MCC came to be

  • @peakypic8079
    @peakypic8079 5 років тому +12402

    The whole MC Monday community can be viewed as a solar system where vik is the sun and other players are like other planets and then we have technoblade who is a black hole casually roaming around.

    • @OcaenNam
      @OcaenNam 4 роки тому +819

      techno is the blackhole at the center of the galaxy

    • @floraflame5626
      @floraflame5626 4 роки тому +304

      Cause Vikk is THE STARRR :)

    • @fishbowlliz
      @fishbowlliz 4 роки тому +218

      Techno's just vibin

    • @coltonp107
      @coltonp107 4 роки тому +182

      not even grass escapes techno

    • @ravenarwal2815
      @ravenarwal2815 4 роки тому +56

      I have never laughed at a comment until now

  • @MrCooldude2322
    @MrCooldude2322 4 роки тому +4034

    Techno: “I didn’t win, I just merely failed to lose!”

  • @NuzzlyNyxi
    @NuzzlyNyxi 5 років тому +7763

    Techno: "This is my worst game"
    Also Techno: *wins anyway*

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 5 років тому +27

      Graysage I guess ppl were bias but some were bias against him like Wisp, he gave Techno a super poop lmaO

    • @atomicxeon4147
      @atomicxeon4147 5 років тому +14

      Arla no pure luck HoW dArE yOu AsSuMe ThErE wAs BiAs!

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 5 років тому +5

      Atomic Xeon actually no, pure sKIlL.

    • @diamonddude2715
      @diamonddude2715 5 років тому +10

      He’s just too powerful

    • @zhongliangcai602
      @zhongliangcai602 5 років тому +4

      TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

  • @markwaugh3627
    @markwaugh3627 4 роки тому +1607

    I love how this basically ended all of the rumors of these guys hating techno coz he is so good they are all so chill the fans are just dumb

    • @marinalvictoria
      @marinalvictoria 4 роки тому +68

      AGREED, no one could ever hate techno

    • @anon3600
      @anon3600 3 роки тому +68

      idk about xqc though

    • @masked.7975
      @masked.7975 3 роки тому +1

      @carcass feather damn, you really gotta do him like that lmao

    • @natsuno.
      @natsuno. 2 роки тому +10

      @carcass feather but xqc is actually chill asf, he "hates" on people but he doesnt actually mean it

    • @natsuno.
      @natsuno. 2 роки тому +1

      @carcass feather yep, he is one of the people who have fun only by winning

  • @Shovel12086
    @Shovel12086 5 років тому +4826

    Technoblade: "I'll give it a crown"
    Technoblade: *Types 'crown' in creative search bar*
    Me: *face in palms*

    • @Jasonmlem
      @Jasonmlem 5 років тому +65

      KrizPie face in palms?

    • @hoshitoshi
      @hoshitoshi 5 років тому +80

      Reminds me of Sky Does Minecraft on the numerous occasions he'd search for "butter"/"budder" in the creative inventory, lmao

    • @speedepitomised
      @speedepitomised 5 років тому +7

      Yeah that was a bit embarrassing lol

    • @hayacchi5482
      @hayacchi5482 5 років тому +1

      Tacocat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deoce
      @deoce 5 років тому +2

      Palm in face*

  • @just_ice5331
    @just_ice5331 5 років тому +9192

    Everyone last year: OMG I KILLED NINJA
    Everyone now: OMG I KILLED TECHNOBLADE

    • @BadPiggiesPhonk
      @BadPiggiesPhonk 4 роки тому +71

      WOO HOO HOO HOOOOOO -Wispexe 2019

    • @TheLifeLaVita
      @TheLifeLaVita 4 роки тому +144

      nobody was ever hyped about killing that blue-dyed whining b*tch

    • @scarffed481
      @scarffed481 4 роки тому +21

      So last year people hate ninja.. now technoblade lol

    • @taggamer335
      @taggamer335 4 роки тому +197

      @@scarffed481 Ninja was hated by almost everyone but techno's haters are mostly youtubers who got killed by techno

    • @user-wz1jh3rh7z
      @user-wz1jh3rh7z 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheLifeLaVita He was, I think.
      I know someone was.

  • @zyke6743
    @zyke6743 5 років тому +3555

    This is the only week when they're actually having fun

    • @florianplack0913
      @florianplack0913 5 років тому +273

      Hypixel should just host minecraft mondays

    • @ighsaangamieldien5806
      @ighsaangamieldien5806 5 років тому +31

      @@florianplack0913 Too busy

    • @florianplack0913
      @florianplack0913 5 років тому +77

      @@ighsaangamieldien5806 I know... :( but one can dream

    • @bistopher
      @bistopher 5 років тому +63

      Well not really, technoblade has stated before that he played mcm purely for the fun of it and said that if he didn't have fun he would have quit

    • @patrickpedersen6141
      @patrickpedersen6141 5 років тому +39

      @@bistopher yeah but all the others dont really have fun in mcm

  • @XxNbslayrxX
    @XxNbslayrxX 4 роки тому +716

    “In my defense I’m color blind I trusted Jerome”
    Me: Yes trust the other color blind person with the colors

  • @lazydonkey3617
    @lazydonkey3617 5 років тому +6632

    Imagine being in a lobby with techno, James Charles, vikkstar, captain sparklez, bajain Canadian, and xnestorio

    • @YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS
      @YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS 4 роки тому +412

      F for Whisp and Jerome

    • @thomaslowry3504
      @thomaslowry3504 4 роки тому +389

      @@YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS Bigger f. For TapL

    • @YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS
      @YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS 4 роки тому +78

      Carter lowry L for the L in his name

    • @kaxee7750
      @kaxee7750 4 роки тому +14

      Wait techno ah... shit

    • @muhammadzaid620
      @muhammadzaid620 4 роки тому +43

      I would be happy so see vikkstar and bajan canadian. Those guys are my childhood youtubers

  • @anonymoususeer
    @anonymoususeer 5 років тому +1301

    2:27
    techno: -searches crown-
    me: *facepalm*

    • @MikeTheAmazing21
      @MikeTheAmazing21 4 роки тому +56

      honestly how many times do you think he actually plays creative

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 4 роки тому +21

      @@MikeTheAmazing21 when he needs to, which is almost never

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 4 роки тому +6

      the blood god, ladies and gentlemen

    • @trimine2393
      @trimine2393 4 роки тому +1

      His crown is on his head.

    • @gabaskar1228
      @gabaskar1228 3 роки тому +3

      *in his defense* have you tried saying s word while searching a completly otherone?

  • @sykerty5634
    @sykerty5634 5 років тому +2023

    I like how techno is getting trashed talk and hes so very chill not even getting mad :D

    • @yuzakimadara4266
      @yuzakimadara4266 4 роки тому +79

      Hes getting trashtalked is a proof hes better than those salty streamers/youtubers

    • @fishbowlliz
      @fishbowlliz 4 роки тому +238

      That's what I like about his content. Techno doesn't get fired up if he loses like some XQC. I know some people think that's funny but I can't stand it. Like, seriously, Techno is probably the most relaxed person I know.

    • @fujibooze3594
      @fujibooze3594 4 роки тому +85

      MysticLiz _ Well they’re mostly just friendly insults like most friendships

    • @Watefak
      @Watefak 4 роки тому +40

      Except xqc. He is really toxic

    • @krishnaj2618
      @krishnaj2618 4 роки тому +31

      If you've ever had a friend in your life you know that's not trash talking/salty

  • @antimony2333
    @antimony2333 4 роки тому +85

    9:34 the pure joy in their voices

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 років тому +5934

    this is much more entertaining.
    It’s just friends playing games together

    • @jujubaloolian
      @jujubaloolian 5 років тому +594

      Everyones in the same chat, so it feels a lot friendlier and included

    • @ItsMe-wb7zw
      @ItsMe-wb7zw 5 років тому +293

      Yeah, its a lot less competitive, and everyone's just there to have a good time.

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 5 років тому +34

      Agreed!

    • @itsren4956
      @itsren4956 5 років тому +146

      It was just like before... *cries in nostalgia*

    • @LordEnder86
      @LordEnder86 5 років тому +113

      @@jujubaloolian Yeah, the YTs should do that more often, its very entertaining when they banter and play casually with each other

  • @mirfs6310
    @mirfs6310 5 років тому +4862

    Technoblade: dies
    Everyone else: Cheers of joy

    • @Korotan_
      @Korotan_ 5 років тому +57

      More like tears of joy because techno is the blade of the universe holding all the power
      “TechnoBLADE” xD

    • @ThatNerdAlbert
      @ThatNerdAlbert 5 років тому +26

      @@Korotan_ Time will collapse if Techno is completely banished from existence

    • @romeotubal8713
      @romeotubal8713 5 років тому

      Blablabla

    • @DLC_PR016
      @DLC_PR016 5 років тому +9

      Mystcz_ the reason technoblade dies is because keemstar nerfs him

    • @effefefeefdffdgrfrgrgrgr4728
      @effefefeefdffdgrfrgrgrgr4728 5 років тому

      1000th like

  • @MultiZernez
    @MultiZernez 5 років тому +2361

    technoblade: gets blown up in tnt tag
    everyone: *victorious cheer*

    • @hadmatter2327
      @hadmatter2327 5 років тому +18

      tnt tag is techno's main game that's why they were happy

    • @belalshaaban1155
      @belalshaaban1155 5 років тому +1

      Had Matter
      His main game is tnt Tag not run

    • @infectedruby
      @infectedruby 5 років тому +38

      Belal Was here Every game is Techno’s main game

    • @pjatm_
      @pjatm_ 5 років тому

      Minecraft Steve especially party games

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 5 років тому +15

      Y'all wrong, Grinch simulator is techno's main game

  • @trinitora
    @trinitora 2 роки тому +313

    After hearing the news this was one of the first videos I went back too. This was always one of my favorites I loved watching you and the others just having fun together. I'm gonna miss you techno. Thank you

    • @MemesterTheMaster
      @MemesterTheMaster 2 роки тому +1

      I hope he will not be forgotten

    • @aliensrcoming6261
      @aliensrcoming6261 2 роки тому

      @@MemesterTheMaster Technoblade never dies.

    • @MemesterTheMaster
      @MemesterTheMaster 2 роки тому

      @@aliensrcoming6261 ur right bro, if the ones who liked the comment live for tell the legend, he will be remembered

  • @that1calledsam288
    @that1calledsam288 5 років тому +6969

    James: We should play, like, err Bedwars duos?
    Everyone else: *sweats profusely*
    . . . . . . .
    Technoblade: Bedwars, you say?

  • @patmanrickray5463
    @patmanrickray5463 5 років тому +9517

    If Minecraft Monday fears Techno’s RAW power, imagine his cooked power.

    • @LegoCowManZ
      @LegoCowManZ 4 роки тому +466

      No wait come back

    • @jofeebrada8853
      @jofeebrada8853 4 роки тому +59

      the foos sounds delicious

    • @klefff4942
      @klefff4942 4 роки тому +159

      How do I like a comment twice

    • @asu_meii
      @asu_meii 4 роки тому +37

      Cooked Porkchop

    • @UppedFusion
      @UppedFusion 4 роки тому +16

      oh, imagine how GOOD he would be

  • @cheese3123
    @cheese3123 5 років тому +597

    4:26
    techno trying to say monetised:
    “i really love riding this *_chicken_* “

  • @whatsvape
    @whatsvape Рік тому +420

    Techno is so good at Minecraft that the lag spikes are acceptable

  • @celestia2365
    @celestia2365 5 років тому +14009

    james: i didn’t get a single star
    techno: james it’s because you’re the star
    james: thanks techno

  • @gentai8404
    @gentai8404 5 років тому +482

    I just love how techno try to build a crown but go to his inventory and searches for a crown block

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 5 років тому +46

      well he tried his best

  • @shyre836
    @shyre836 5 років тому +575

    i like how techno singlehandedly carries the whole event so when techno switches to hypixel everyone comes with him

    • @alleghanyonce
      @alleghanyonce 5 років тому +75

      It's kind of funny, techno gained popularity from MCM, and now MCM depends on Techno to stay alive.

    • @skylarnguyen1096
      @skylarnguyen1096 5 років тому

      KingChicken Name of the game. Metaphorically though.

    • @v.gloria7267
      @v.gloria7267 5 років тому +3

      they didn’t follow him to hypixel per say, there was just a lot of them on hypixel and they just banded together and played

  • @theartsy_gamer6729
    @theartsy_gamer6729 4 роки тому +82

    James Charles: *S C R E A M I N G*
    Everyone: woah there.. ,_,

  • @skypowergirl
    @skypowergirl 5 років тому +571

    "you're the star, james" did james un-cancel techno yet

    • @alovai1971
      @alovai1971 5 років тому +1

      How did you get the star

    • @joshneumann2513
      @joshneumann2513 5 років тому +19

      Epiclunarmage by being epic gamer

    • @desooooooooooooooo
      @desooooooooooooooo 5 років тому +13

      @@alovai1971 by winning party games

    • @itme8622
      @itme8622 4 роки тому +2

      @@alovai1971 it's because he's a member which is basically UA-cam's version of twitch subs

  • @paxer2k
    @paxer2k 5 років тому +1856

    No one:
    James Charles: Randomly having a tantrum while playing hole in the wall

  • @infectedruby
    @infectedruby 5 років тому +4855

    James: I haven’t gotten a single star
    Techno: That’s because you’re the star James
    Vikkstar: *Angry username noises*

    • @shyft7975
      @shyft7975 5 років тому +56

      Ha I get it

    • @marmooz
      @marmooz 5 років тому +34

      *Angry Patrick from Spongebob noises*

    • @pathfinder5190
      @pathfinder5190 5 років тому +7

      Wholesome ngl🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @jaspertaylor2810
      @jaspertaylor2810 5 років тому +58

      I just wanna know why james´s cape is the WW2 era German flag 6:23

    • @doctorlove6090
      @doctorlove6090 5 років тому +34

      @@jaspertaylor2810 I assume someone transferred their cape to his username. Not sure if he even uses Optifine.

  • @flamettv4479
    @flamettv4479 2 роки тому +28

    Always gonna rewatch and help support your family during the rough time they facing rip techno

  • @sadface5628
    @sadface5628 5 років тому +1325

    “This is the new Minecraft Monday”
    Minecraft monday: nervous laughter

    • @kingston9356
      @kingston9356 5 років тому +2

      Imma ruin the 666 likes count.

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 5 років тому

      xd

    • @schwerganoik1633
      @schwerganoik1633 5 років тому +2

      I was the 999th like

    • @bistopher
      @bistopher 5 років тому +1

      No? Minecraft Monday got litteraly canceled there shouldn't be nervous laughter cause it's done

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 5 років тому +1

      @@bistopher no. its coming back in mid november

  • @kiraaaaaaaaaaa3856
    @kiraaaaaaaaaaa3856 5 років тому +1551

    This is basically like “The lost season of United UHC”

    • @tarostartic8833
      @tarostartic8833 5 років тому +14

      i mean.... nestor is there... so maybe... just maybe... season eight... ?

    • @GlitchyStormz
      @GlitchyStormz 5 років тому +6

      We need it so badly :*(

    • @conz2078
      @conz2078 5 років тому +5

      YES

  • @crazedhumanoid5701
    @crazedhumanoid5701 5 років тому +973

    Who’s firing at me?
    *H E A V E N*

  • @lumapop8245
    @lumapop8245 4 роки тому +117

    everyone came together to just have fun on hypixel at the end this is SO CUTE

  • @Pawqqit
    @Pawqqit 5 років тому +198

    The simultaneous “YES” at around 9:34

  • @2Links
    @2Links 5 років тому +438

    "Who's shooting at me? I swear to god, you're going to hell." - Wisp, 2019

  • @thebigspudd2046
    @thebigspudd2046 5 років тому +481

    "The entire time I knew him he had one goal,to wipe out all of the youtubers"
    "Tell me his name again"
    *sigh* "Technoblade"

    • @illleagueali982
      @illleagueali982 5 років тому +30

      And if he collects the 5 infinity pig rank pluses, he'll have permission for the /snap command

    • @sobanoodles8574
      @sobanoodles8574 5 років тому +2

      Yessss!!

    • @charlietran4617
      @charlietran4617 5 років тому +6

      When all of the 5 infinity pig rank pluses are collected though, when he uses the /snap command, half of all the youtubers will all turn into Technoblade, thus empowering his ego so far, his confidence, that should lead him to loss, leads him to victory, his skills and ego combined is just too much for the youtubers. They couldn’t even kill him with all their skills combined

    • @terrestrialcreature7481
      @terrestrialcreature7481 5 років тому

      Theres 6 stones btw if that's what youre referencing

  • @nowayhuhjt
    @nowayhuhjt 2 роки тому +71

    What an absolute legend, I'm gonna miss his content so much

  • @raimbowdash360
    @raimbowdash360 5 років тому +522

    7:08 The assassination of James Charles

    • @grife_
      @grife_ 4 роки тому +5

      UNDERRATED

    • @imaginebreakerr
      @imaginebreakerr 3 роки тому +2

      Why does his mic sound so weird and why is it funny to me lmfao

    • @tonijaramillo8647
      @tonijaramillo8647 3 роки тому

      He sounds like a Chihuahua it's amazing

  • @wibbles4199
    @wibbles4199 5 років тому +544

    2:27 lmao he literally searched “crown”

  • @gretchenlemmond9645
    @gretchenlemmond9645 5 років тому +232

    Technoblade: aww man
    Sparklez: ...yeah. thank you.
    He's so done with it lmao

  • @Oofmart
    @Oofmart 2 роки тому +193

    Gosh, I guess there won't be anymore of this, or of anything... Rip techno

    • @udtsans1138
      @udtsans1138 2 роки тому +3

      o7 bye Techno

    • @jolly7156
      @jolly7156 2 роки тому +3

      Gee this guy knows how death works

    • @JokerInTheCardDeck1273
      @JokerInTheCardDeck1273 2 роки тому +17

      @@jolly7156 wow it’s almost like he saying he gunna miss the person.

    • @filename2793
      @filename2793 2 роки тому +2

      rip

    • @jolly7156
      @jolly7156 2 роки тому +3

      @@JokerInTheCardDeck1273 me too man

  • @gooberdudebear
    @gooberdudebear 5 років тому +365

    "I really love riding this *c h i c k e n*
    -James Charles 2019

  • @marmooz
    @marmooz 5 років тому +864

    _James: I didn’t get a single star_
    _Technoblade: _*_That’s because you’re a star, James!_*
    Honestly I love you guys’ friendship!

    • @yeetskeet3418
      @yeetskeet3418 5 років тому +105

      yeah no fun or friends allowed

    • @trx90vito29
      @trx90vito29 5 років тому +18

      Jorji Costava hey bud next time you come through my border checkpoint BRING YOUR PAPERWORK! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU THIS JORJI!

    • @takumifujiwara6270
      @takumifujiwara6270 5 років тому +7

      So sweet

    • @jcs3146
      @jcs3146 5 років тому +2

      *Read Desc*

    • @Xana17
      @Xana17 5 років тому +51

      It's very noticeable that James sees techno in a very positive way. When he techno joins there calls when James is teamed with someone else he visibly cheers up.

  • @heyimdanielle8693
    @heyimdanielle8693 5 років тому +270

    "how stupid do u think I am pigman"
    -wispexe

  • @epicarplayz3080
    @epicarplayz3080 4 роки тому +20

    i love how deo is just casually playing skyblock in the background

  • @bzilzyonmobile439
    @bzilzyonmobile439 4 роки тому +461

    “Also James Charles was there” the best statement of 2019.

    • @Erick-tk2ve
      @Erick-tk2ve 4 роки тому

      Technoblade out of context...?🤔🤨

  • @tuttP
    @tuttP 5 років тому +747

    2019 Technoblade
    2020 TechnoHungry
    *Giggles*
    Your all insane Jarvis

    • @Ander-uz6jp
      @Ander-uz6jp 5 років тому +2

      What if this is him in 2020

    • @bleu566
      @bleu566 5 років тому

      F

    • @auguslan1515
      @auguslan1515 5 років тому +2

      2019 Technoblade
      2030 Technobald

    • @bleu566
      @bleu566 5 років тому

      Doggo Lord its funnier if someone doesnt explain this

  • @oatmeal0
    @oatmeal0 5 років тому +1069

    7:08 When dad brings in the belt.

  • @possiblyflynn8445
    @possiblyflynn8445 4 роки тому +16

    “I’ll put a little crown on it” *types crown in the creative search bar.

  • @rebeccabenstead1143
    @rebeccabenstead1143 5 років тому +3224

    I know people don't like James Charles but in my opinion he generally fits in pretty well considering he is actually a Beauty UA-camr.

    • @PlacidSine
      @PlacidSine 5 років тому +349

      Rebecca Benstead he should just quit and be a minecraft youtuber like pewdiepie

    • @grape-vines
      @grape-vines 5 років тому +220

      u know he runs a legitimate business that earns him waaaay more money than UA-cam ever will

    • @CommanderIrwinCrocky
      @CommanderIrwinCrocky 5 років тому +44

      Bye sisters

    • @itsyaboianxiety8282
      @itsyaboianxiety8282 5 років тому +38

      I just don't have a reason to hate him but God idk

    • @dramaexterminatus
      @dramaexterminatus 5 років тому +148

      It's almost as if people can enjoy games no matter their actual occupation.
      No, that can't be it

  • @SnowedBear
    @SnowedBear 5 років тому +219

    8:03 everyone : oh god no,geez
    techno: *YEAH BOY*

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +114

    7:08 Best thing I've ever heard from James

    • @smokes3974
      @smokes3974 5 років тому +5

      LMAOOOOO

    • @thefunkyfetus5043
      @thefunkyfetus5043 5 років тому +5

      Tru tho

    • @nightfury8116
      @nightfury8116 5 років тому +1

      Why did he scream in the first place? I watched the live and still don't know why?

    • @lotusfarey
      @lotusfarey 5 років тому +14

      Nightfury 811 the wall was closing in and he wasn’t finished ...he panicked so he screams lol...part of it is because his microphone is setup really bad..personally I’ve grown to enjoy it lol

  • @GenocidalSquid
    @GenocidalSquid 2 роки тому +14

    Rest in Peace mate.. Long Live the Blade King.

  • @psych1134
    @psych1134 4 роки тому +192

    Remember in the beginning where he said he had extreme social anxiety and was often ignored. But now everyone knows the legend of the pig crown and his grass mowing abilities.

  • @files5039
    @files5039 5 років тому +589

    "You can't bully people online like that"
    Technoblade- That's what my teachers taught me and i made it a carrer!

    • @time9820
      @time9820 5 років тому +6

      Fix it its thats what my teachers told me not to do and i made it a carrer

    • @originalname8541
      @originalname8541 5 років тому +27

      @@time9820 *that's what my teacher told me and then I made it a career*

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 5 років тому

      Career*

    • @ssyudou7306
      @ssyudou7306 5 років тому +1

      My teachers told me not to shoot anyone
      *I made it a career*

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 5 років тому

      @@ssyudou7306 oh how's the Police career going?

  • @LegoCowManZ
    @LegoCowManZ 5 років тому +263

    "English is my minor. Party Games 1 is my major."

  • @wako238
    @wako238 4 роки тому +6

    1:38 it may not be an octopus, but he will always remember what a squid kid looks like

  • @hollislansford793
    @hollislansford793 5 років тому +161

    2:28 he searches for “crown” in the inventory

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +1

      big brain

    • @a_mc1569
      @a_mc1569 4 роки тому +12

      Technoblade’s only downfall is that he never played a regular singleplayer game, like, ever. And it’s hilarious

    • @reversedreverse9820
      @reversedreverse9820 4 роки тому +1

      @@a_mc1569 late reply but he actually did play fallout 4 like 4 or 5 years ago

    • @user-ph7kq2lp4v
      @user-ph7kq2lp4v 3 роки тому +1

      He removed it lol hahahahah

  • @huggleyt
    @huggleyt 5 років тому +153

    Technoblade: "We have all the youtubers here"
    DanTDM: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*

  • @krptonn4321
    @krptonn4321 5 років тому +122

    “Well you see Jimmy, it’s because they feared my raw power.”

    • @aetherheart1954
      @aetherheart1954 5 років тому +1

      Vinny0 r/woooosh

    • @jacknorton34
      @jacknorton34 5 років тому +4

      wow, r/ihavereddit

    • @landmanp3274
      @landmanp3274 5 років тому

      @@jacknorton34 he said it one time
      r/wooooosh

    • @thecheez2436
      @thecheez2436 5 років тому +1

      @@aetherheart1954 r/wooosh x2 for you

    • @dickeater3232
      @dickeater3232 5 років тому +2

      Landman Bruh
      So? He’s using a subreddit outside of reddit, you absolute baboon.

  • @ContrastualHTF
    @ContrastualHTF 2 роки тому +17

    8:00 He was extremely lucky to have seen him during his meteoric rise. Fly high Techno 👑🐷

  • @hostage5746
    @hostage5746 4 роки тому +125

    Techno: knows how to destroy everyone
    Also techno: doesn’t know what’s a octopus

    • @Wh4tIfN0
      @Wh4tIfN0 2 роки тому

      He majored so hard in Minecraft he forgot everything else

  • @ink6631
    @ink6631 5 років тому +66

    Honestly this was more entertaining then the past like 10 Minecraft Monday’s

  • @TusharMundhra
    @TusharMundhra 5 років тому +468

    *_OCTOPUSES_*
    - Technoblade 2019

  • @Molent
    @Molent 4 роки тому +38

    I laughed when all the other youtubers had the UA-cam rank and you had the Pig+++ rank.

  • @Nullicity
    @Nullicity 5 років тому +315

    Normal people when they see yt rank: OMG HIIIII PLS FRIEND ME
    Technoblade: *nerds*

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 5 років тому +1

      YouCube26 The OK Cuber Also Techno: IGNORE F REQUEST.

  • @aliasabitha
    @aliasabitha 5 років тому +110

    Half of the players: *”Were gonna play some hypixel”*
    Wilbur and Philza: *”Nah bro,, we going SMP LIVE”*

  • @nairen5930
    @nairen5930 5 років тому +372

    james: i got not a *single* star
    techno: that's because *YOU'RE* the star james.
    james: wow, that. thank you so much techno

  • @aidenconway9087
    @aidenconway9087 4 роки тому +8

    "I didn't get a single star"
    "That's because you're the star, james"
    Aw

  • @dalde0534
    @dalde0534 5 років тому +104

    " hes using the steering wheel to control the cow "
    Felt that

  • @pringlesdude960
    @pringlesdude960 5 років тому +51

    Everyone: haha this is fun omg why is techno this good
    James Charles: *confused screaming*

  • @janiahpapaya5988
    @janiahpapaya5988 5 років тому +381

    “Also James Charles was there” LMAOOOO

    • @chost-059
      @chost-059 5 років тому +10

      James charles is the embodiment of many different things that i hate.

    • @janiahpapaya5988
      @janiahpapaya5988 5 років тому +57

      chost05 i like him only in the gaming community. Keeps him out of drama

    • @Nicholasisshocking
      @Nicholasisshocking 5 років тому +1

      Niah Baby yeah. I agree.

    • @fffernsw4dl539
      @fffernsw4dl539 5 років тому

      @@chost-059 oh boy😂💀

    • @pekkasaarinen2902
      @pekkasaarinen2902 5 років тому +4

      @@chost-059 Get out of here. That's homophobic.

  • @hollie9871
    @hollie9871 3 роки тому +8

    I love how everyone else is screaming and techno is just dieing a laughter

  • @Nyerguds
    @Nyerguds 5 років тому +118

    "...and _nothing_ of value was lost"
    lol harsh xD

    • @fishbowlliz
      @fishbowlliz 4 роки тому +1

      Underappreciated Techno roast.

  • @Dunsiti
    @Dunsiti 5 років тому +161

    I love how James Charles is just there.

  • @dominic36567
    @dominic36567 5 років тому +89

    4:21 *james charles screaming in the background*

  • @kadleli683
    @kadleli683 2 роки тому +11

    The thumbnail hurts just in the right spot. Miss you Techno :,(

  • @deebeekay
    @deebeekay 5 років тому +179

    Techno:I got banned on mc monday "switches to hypixel"
    EVeryone else: joins him
    Hypixel: STONKS

  • @justqt_
    @justqt_ 5 років тому +80

    *zooms in on techno's face*
    Techno: well you see Jimmy, they feared my raw power"

  • @dabcatplayz7167
    @dabcatplayz7167 5 років тому +219

    The only thing techno can be defeated at is losing

    • @dozi5497
      @dozi5497 4 роки тому +2

      Poetic

    • @dozi5497
      @dozi5497 4 роки тому

      @@Soupman6875 I don't know how to answer that so I'll just say sans or something

  • @Roorb
    @Roorb 5 років тому +110

    "The event's operating on a 0$ server budget, which explains a lot"

  • @yohannumali9208
    @yohannumali9208 5 років тому +128

    "That's because YOU'RE the star, James."
    -TechnoBlade 2019

    • @exterminatusbutton8723
      @exterminatusbutton8723 5 років тому

      Technoblade that fool, the horny shippers are gonna ship the shit out of them

  • @yunawave4510
    @yunawave4510 5 років тому +24

    2:27 My guy straight up searched crown on the creative inventory

  • @WarpedMCYT
    @WarpedMCYT 2 роки тому +2

    "know your enemy and know yourself, and yo need not fear the result of a hundred battles"

  • @aa01blue38
    @aa01blue38 5 років тому +79

    "Why are you like this"
    Technoblade just staring into your soul is the scariest thing ever

  • @tygo5782
    @tygo5782 5 років тому +146

    Well it was one of the best “minecraft mondays” that you streamed so it was fun anyway !

  • @J.Bankrupt
    @J.Bankrupt 5 років тому +50

    5:21 i did not get a single star
    techno: you are the star

  • @randyscott7902
    @randyscott7902 3 роки тому +2

    the hills in the background at 11:12 are in the south bay area california, and the highest point is called mission peak. i see them every day when i wake up. the trash dump in the foreground is right by my highschool and has since been covered in dirt and converted into a park. it feels weird to recognize something like this in a sisyphus 55 video.

  • @OffenT
    @OffenT 5 років тому +107

    Season two: COMING THIS NOVEMBER

    • @exthalassa
      @exthalassa 5 років тому +2

      Minecraft Sunday: The highly anticipated sequel.

    • @EnderWarden
      @EnderWarden 5 років тому +1

      Yas!

    • @archived1606
      @archived1606 5 років тому +2

      Minecraft Monday 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • @kaboob7340
      @kaboob7340 5 років тому +1

      OffenT gonna have to spend hours on clouds and grass to make another op

    • @P3rsonL
      @P3rsonL 5 років тому +1

      Hi offent

  • @thegeckocommunity6303
    @thegeckocommunity6303 5 років тому +123

    Lmao this Minecraft Monday was probably my favorite ngl

    • @boy9019
      @boy9019 5 років тому +1

      Best one is not even a real one

    • @benjatheworst7050
      @benjatheworst7050 5 років тому +2

      its either this one or the one with schlatt

  • @rubych3rry
    @rubych3rry 5 років тому +213

    Description: "other people"
    Me: ...not friends...?

    • @huaen8880
      @huaen8880 5 років тому +20

      Haven't you seen techno's no friends policy? :P

    • @rubych3rry
      @rubych3rry 5 років тому

      Hua En Yeah I've seen it

    • @justsomemenacingcat5700
      @justsomemenacingcat5700 5 років тому +7

      Hua En I was about to say Hannah is his friend than I remembered she’s his property

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 5 років тому +13

      @@justsomemenacingcat5700 Everyone is his property, techno is the one who controls all

    • @ririenren
      @ririenren 5 років тому

      @@justsomemenacingcat5700 Hannah?

  • @gottendrop4026
    @gottendrop4026 Рік тому +6

    I wonder how many times “please techno don’t kill me!” Has been said

  • @cowboymooman8776
    @cowboymooman8776 5 років тому +43

    James Charles has stopped with all the drama and is just playing mc now