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@@unnamechannel Gilbert Gottfried made a 9/11 joke at Hugh Hefner’s roast in NYC on September 29th 2001. “I have to catch a flight to California, I can’t get a direct flight as they said they have to stop at the Empire State Building first”. The sheer gall to do that has gotta push it into consideration for the best 9/11 joke.
To be fair the man mentioned New York and skyscrapers multiple times before he hit the punchline. At this point it's Schlatt's own fault for not seeing it coming.
That was the real motive of the hijackers, they just used the argument "they're symbols of America" to distract people from the more important cause they're fighting for.
And then watching it back you can even see that he foreshadowed the punchline through talking about vehicles and vehicles in New York City. The guy who made that presentation is an actual genius.
but what about wheels that have been taken off of cars and trains and and then you go down the rabbit hole of everything being made of atoms so does that mean everything is both a wheel and door and not only that but what atoms can become.... an atom bomb like the ones america dropped on hiroshima and nagasaki on 6 and 9 August 1945 respectively
Answer, there are more wheels than doors. Why? What do atoms have? Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. How do Electrons orbit an atom? IN A WHEEL SHAPE. BOOM, MORE WHEELS THAN DOORS.
Electrons don't orbit the atom in a wheel shape either. There's a fuzzy cloud of places an electron COULD be but you can't say where an electron is (quantum mechanics is really weird). That said, every gear counts as a wheel, and cars have many of those, so there are probably more wheels than doors anyway.
A wheel shape doesn’t mean it is a wheel. But if you think about it, protein pumps in cells act as doors for molecules, so there are more doors than wheels.
If I really wanted to do a viewer submission for him I would just be chill instead of pissing schlatt off. Cooking challenge? I’d make something like chicken fingers. Room tour? I’d clean that shit up before recording. Tiktok memes? I’d give him something like a roblox car crash video because I know he likes those. Presentation? I’d talk about a genuinely interesting subject. He’d probably think I’m the most mentally sane viewer. Give him a break he’s had enough chaos.
Technically, if someone creates a minecraft world and set it up so everything is made of doors, you get a door utopia 3 times bigger than earth, and since you won't be able to do the same for wheels since circles do not exist in minecraft, we can logically conclude that technically, there are more doors
I misread the title and thought it said impression... i was watching for so long thinking "this is dude doesn't sound like schlatt at all." Then he started talking about doors and that's when re-read the title... I'm a moron.
If you look at a toy car, many of them have functioning wheels but not functioning doors. Are those doors still doors? I think it's safe to say the wheels are wheels if they function as wheels, but are the doors still doors if they don't have a function?
I didn't watch but the only reason 911 was controversial was because the entire world except USA was well aware of what really happened as of 2006 according to the twice PM of Italy.
Toy cars exist. Over 6 billion Hot Wheels alone have been produced, and four wheels on each toy car add up to 24 billion wheels on Hot Wheel cars alone, so not even taking into consideration wheels from other toy car companies, wheels from real cars, and so much more. Wheels win easily,
@@galatic-wyvern2993 do painting of doors/wheels count? I would assume no, so I would assume non-functional models to also not count. Also, they don't open or allow access so i wouldn't consider them a door either way.
Hands down it's the most well made and executed 9/11 joke period. This dude has a comedic talent
Nothing can beat norm macdonald’s 9/11 story
@@unnamechannel
Gilbert Gottfried made a 9/11 joke at Hugh Hefner’s roast in NYC on September 29th 2001.
“I have to catch a flight to California, I can’t get a direct flight as they said they have to stop at the Empire State Building first”.
The sheer gall to do that has gotta push it into consideration for the best 9/11 joke.
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To be fair the man mentioned New York and skyscrapers multiple times before he hit the punchline.
At this point it's Schlatt's own fault for not seeing it coming.
The skateboard had Bin Laden on it
Niether did the people
What about the skateboard with Osama's face?
@@TylerMarkRichardson Neither did the nation...nor the world.
You would say that the joke made a crash and burn....
What planes did was take out a huge amount of doors, proving that planes conspire to the “more wheels” belief
That was the real motive of the hijackers, they just used the argument "they're symbols of America" to distract people from the more important cause they're fighting for.
the extremist planes do anyway
Hahaha
...wait this is a continuation of the joke right?
I mean those towers did have quite a few doors.
There weren't more wheels originally, it's all a conspiracy for sure
But what about the office chairs in the buildings, they had wheels, and they got taken out by the planes.
I was absolutely not expecting that, 10/10 buildup and 10/10 delivery
@@maxotto9877 bro.
And then watching it back you can even see that he foreshadowed the punchline through talking about vehicles and vehicles in New York City. The guy who made that presentation is an actual genius.
@@maxotto9877 9/11 jokes aren't funny. They have a tendency to crash and burn
It's the thumbnail...
@@AppleSaurus01 and the bin laden skateboard
This is hands down still one of the best jokes so far.
It's right up there with sinkman and the dude with 17 deer heads.
in which stream was the 17 deer heads, I don't remember that one
@@kenai3743cursed pc setups
@@kenai3743 I have the opposite problem, who the hell is sinkman?
@@grmpfI think it's the person who had the drinking fountain in their room
I love the straight face he has as he says the punchline. It really gives a "Yes, I'm really doing this, and you can't stop me bitch." vibe.
Tiktok tts saying "weezer" is the icing on the twin towers
but what about wheels that have been taken off of cars and trains and and then you go down the rabbit hole of everything being made of atoms so does that mean everything is both a wheel and door and not only that but what atoms can become.... an atom bomb like the ones america dropped on hiroshima and nagasaki on 6 and 9 August 1945 respectively
Deserved.
just sayin, once again, they deserve it
@@nereid2164 Based.
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i think the united states dropped the bombs on particular dates intentionally
If I got this kind of presentation in a class I taught, it's instantly getting an A+++.
a for airplane
@@vincentjiang6358 the plus is for the red cross ambulances
@pimposki6232 and 3 plus for both towers and the pentagon.
He should have seen it coming when the guys said new York
New Yorkers didn't see it coming back then
@@grmpftbf i dont think anyone but bin laden did
@@Slantt Bush did.
A deeply philosophical question this was.
anyone know where to find this guy, i hope he has a youtube channel. shit is genuinely funny and well edited.
found his channel:
m.youtube.com/@2Many_Cosmics
@@MakBizzlepoor guy sacrificed his channel for a funny 9/11 joke
0:38 That choice of skateboard 👌
Foreshadowing..
What the balls?! Yo, it's ME! 🤯
Yooooo, ya did well!
Oh my christ XD
That got me good even after seeing the thumbnail
"Schlatt" didn't expect this one
RIP in peace big guy
That was so well foreshadowed.
this is the best presentation i've ever seen
I love how he got into it like “oh shit what about cabinet doors” 😂
Answer, there are more wheels than doors. Why? What do atoms have? Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. How do Electrons orbit an atom? IN A WHEEL SHAPE. BOOM, MORE WHEELS THAN DOORS.
but electron are not wheel shaped, only their orbits, so no it doesn't count
Electrons don't orbit the atom in a wheel shape either. There's a fuzzy cloud of places an electron COULD be but you can't say where an electron is (quantum mechanics is really weird).
That said, every gear counts as a wheel, and cars have many of those, so there are probably more wheels than doors anyway.
A wheel shape doesn’t mean it is a wheel. But if you think about it, protein pumps in cells act as doors for molecules, so there are more doors than wheels.
this kid went to my school
damn sorry
@aidanitsnot2012moveon yeah
aint no way, what letter does his last name start with?
I know schlatt, i couldn’t believe it either
i want this man to start a youtube channel
every doorknob has a wheel, think about that...
If I really wanted to do a viewer submission for him I would just be chill instead of pissing schlatt off. Cooking challenge? I’d make something like chicken fingers. Room tour? I’d clean that shit up before recording. Tiktok memes? I’d give him something like a roblox car crash video because I know he likes those. Presentation? I’d talk about a genuinely interesting subject. He’d probably think I’m the most mentally sane viewer. Give him a break he’s had enough chaos.
And then the mods that create the Google Drive folder doesn’t include yours because he won’t get a reaction from it
No.
Yeah, and then it would flop because its boring af
remember how theyre picked by mods?
that's just gay
Basic cars have more than 4 doors if you count the trunk door
This is the best one lmao
a hinge is an elongated wheel
We can definitely say that nobody expected this
Shopping carts.
Are you telling me that wheel gang just wanted to rebalance the door to wheel ratio in their favor?
i would rate this video a 9/11
Bro was schlabbergasted 💀
For every car with wheels its got extra doors too
I watch this video at least once a week
Not the weezer jumpscare at the end lmao
That last “loser” was just insult to injury lol
At least I think the voice said “loser”…
Just as it was getting good
i knew once it said new york twice
there are definitely more wheels
The "jooooe biden" killed me
Wheel conveyer belts
I need that shirt
jschatt kinda looks like my english lang arts teacher
0:38 joke was foreshadowed.
Red?!!!
Wheeel bearings
*W E E Z E R*
That kid is going places, good pacing, comedy, misdirection and dedication to the bit
actually though, would love to actually see what there is more of
The Loser came out of nowhere
hbomberguy twist
He had us in the first half ngl
Technically, if someone creates a minecraft world and set it up so everything is made of doors, you get a door utopia 3 times bigger than earth, and since you won't be able to do the same for wheels since circles do not exist in minecraft, we can logically conclude that technically, there are more doors
How zoomers like this guy is beyond me
Suspend maturity to understand the Zoomer mindset.
Hot Wheels. All i gotta say.
L E G O !
I misread the title and thought it said impression... i was watching for so long thinking "this is dude doesn't sound like schlatt at all." Then he started talking about doors and that's when re-read the title... I'm a moron.
Hotels:
But...aren't door hinges technically a kind of wheel?
How far can you stretch definition of wheel, is cylinders are wheels? Are dicks are wheels?
Which vod is this from?
all the fucking build up sheeeesh great vid
J O E B I D E N
Damn
Technically a fart is a blast from the past.
What’s the UA-camrs name that was given the presentation
Wait aren't there small wheels in certain doors as well?
1:31 not the Boeing models
That’s didn’t land very well
If you look at a toy car, many of them have functioning wheels but not functioning doors. Are those doors still doors? I think it's safe to say the wheels are wheels if they function as wheels, but are the doors still doors if they don't have a function?
Schlocnkk us
I didn't watch but the only reason 911 was controversial was because the entire world except USA was well aware of what really happened as of 2006 according to the twice PM of Italy.
Toy cars exist. Over 6 billion Hot Wheels alone have been produced, and four wheels on each toy car add up to 24 billion wheels on Hot Wheel cars alone, so not even taking into consideration wheels from other toy car companies, wheels from real cars, and so much more. Wheels win easily,
Do the doors on toy cars count? they don't open, but models of things, even non functioning versions, might still count
@@galatic-wyvern2993 do painting of doors/wheels count? I would assume no, so I would assume non-functional models to also not count. Also, they don't open or allow access so i wouldn't consider them a door either way.
There sure more terrorists than skyscrapers
😂😂😂
Thumbnail kinda spoils it and ruins the entire fucking thing a bit 😅 but still a really good video lel
It’s a good meme but 9/11 jokes won’t be funny till the end of this year, still a tragedy rn
Totally didn’t forget it’s the new year already.
Making a video that can get millions of view just to do a 911 joke
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The Waffle House has found its new host .
The ability to edit does not a good video make.