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  • @Arg8sha.
    @Arg8sha.  10 днів тому +839

    Original video from: "the_valley_cowboy"
    Song name: Space Marine 2 (concept theme).

  • @Shakeablechart20
    @Shakeablechart20 8 днів тому +5399

    The black templars look like they’re saying “We’ve noticed that you have been getting a bit heretical lately, brother! Care to explain?”

    • @antoniogilyard5753
      @antoniogilyard5753 7 днів тому +123

      That man looks like he doesn't care what they think

    • @killerinviting5057
      @killerinviting5057 7 днів тому +69

      His armor is mixed and matched. His armor cood be put together from what they had on hand and didn't have time to repaint it.

    • @Hunter-zf7rt
      @Hunter-zf7rt 6 днів тому +39

      Brother I swear it was the dark chaos pack

    • @fabiopauli420
      @fabiopauli420 6 днів тому +24

      cousin* a son of dorn would be very exact about the matter

    • @srslysarcastic8386
      @srslysarcastic8386 6 днів тому +22

      Chaos space marine:*sweats nervously as both of them breath down his neck*

  • @CockroachStomper
    @CockroachStomper 8 днів тому +4278

    "We don't want customizable chaos because it wouldn't be lore accurate"
    Meanwhile in the battlebarge:

    • @-foxwint-3140
      @-foxwint-3140 7 днів тому +88

      Cutomizable while still being in the chaos side wouldn't be canon? Wut?

    • @eddie47523
      @eddie47523 7 днів тому +59

      Well, it isn't the first day that GW's standard being weird.

    • @kahuugaming5935
      @kahuugaming5935 6 днів тому +34

      The "Wouldn't be lore accurate" and "It's not in the Canon" are weak arguments when it comes to games because Games aren't meant to be 100% Lore and Canon Accurate 100% of the time. Companies started shying away from just doing whatever in their Video Game side of their IP's Existing Stories like Star wars for instance. When Disney took over Star Wars they De-Canon ALOT of the star wars Stories and any Video Companies that were green lit to make star wars games were Contracted to Adheer to Rules like "Cannot Kill Vader" or "Must not change existing stories and must follow the canon" which i understand the Vader part but it Limits Creativity and makes things predictable if it at all has any Characters from the Existing Canon that appear later down the Canon time line. Disney should go into the Multiverse and make a Reboot Universe where the Video Game companies can do whatever they want there
      This was longer than i thought it'd be

    • @user-hr8gr7qf5s
      @user-hr8gr7qf5s 6 днів тому +5

      I'm confused by this comment. Can someone elaborate please?

    • @CockroachStomper
      @CockroachStomper 6 днів тому +14

      @@user-hr8gr7qf5s you can't customize chaos space marines in SM2, and the dev team's response to the community was "it wouldn't be lore friendly"

  • @gangagamer5875
    @gangagamer5875 10 днів тому +6062

    Did this once and playd through with a couple of salamanders. By yhe end they noticed the world eaters insignia and instantly yelled "heratic!" One of the best random joins ive had.

    • @NootTheSausage5016
      @NootTheSausage5016 10 днів тому +252

      As a salamander player true

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 10 днів тому +38

      😂

    • @shocknaw
      @shocknaw 9 днів тому +97

      Was the salamander a bulwark? If so I think that was probably me lmao

    • @gangagamer5875
      @gangagamer5875 9 днів тому +45

      @shocknaw it was lmao. Around lvl 7 or 8?

    • @shocknaw
      @shocknaw 9 днів тому +47

      @@gangagamer5875 could have been me from a few weeks ago

  • @andrewammonsatx
    @andrewammonsatx 11 днів тому +3940

    I love how the bulwark glances over at the vanguard like "you seeing this?"

    • @jadesorono6694
      @jadesorono6694 11 днів тому +100

      ......
      And he reply
      Gray SPM 2 : Yes brother I se it CLEARLY
      GRAY SPM 1 : then get ready for the fight
      CHAOS SPM : DAMN IT I TOLD THEM NOT TO MIXED THE WARP GATE
      Randomly

    • @gryphon7683
      @gryphon7683 8 днів тому +34

      "Not for long"

    • @Gertfig
      @Gertfig 6 днів тому +5

      While he’s just muggin him

  • @Niccogamer01
    @Niccogamer01 8 днів тому +1467

    "Sooo uuuuhhhh. . . . I am not telling my God about this if you don't talk about this to the Emperor ok"
    "Yes please he would kill us"
    "I know. Mine would too"

    • @The_Renegade_Prj
      @The_Renegade_Prj 7 днів тому +63

      And all 3 of them became heretics to their religion

    • @MaPps12
      @MaPps12 7 днів тому

      Emperor wouldnt give a shit
      Khorne wouldnt give a shit.
      They can snitch to their 'gods' all they like, nothing would happen

    • @mickyflint
      @mickyflint 7 днів тому +48

      If theres one thing both sides agree on its xenophobia.

    • @Tadders
      @Tadders 7 днів тому +7

      ​@@mickyflint how is this xenophobia

    • @mickyflint
      @mickyflint 7 днів тому +23

      @Tadders in the lore space marines hate aliens and chaos marines likely do as well. That and a comedic video by alfabusa are what I was referring to.

  • @Its_me_Stolas
    @Its_me_Stolas 8 днів тому +813

    "Steady yourself brother. Once he steps out he is a dead man. We do need this transport for further use"

    • @ctgx7735
      @ctgx7735 6 днів тому +17

      Black Templars trying to not be frothing zealots (impossible)

    • @naryprum4981
      @naryprum4981 32 хвилини тому

      ​​@ctgx7735 thine pfp is gorgeous, I really envy it to be honest.(speaks in non 40k topic)

  • @Lordradost
    @Lordradost 8 днів тому +532

    Templar: "Ah... Knock, knock."
    Cultist: "Uh... Who's there?"
    Templar: "Ve ask ze questions!!!"

    • @drazoric2275
      @drazoric2275 7 днів тому +14

      🇩🇪

    • @FPWesker
      @FPWesker 6 днів тому +5

      Peak office 😭😭

    • @kingofthegrimm6161
      @kingofthegrimm6161 6 днів тому +5

      Russianbadger fan? I remember him saying this in a WOT vid

    • @Ultramarine61
      @Ultramarine61 4 дні тому +3

      No little german boy don’t join the black telplars

    • @Lordradost
      @Lordradost 4 дні тому +1

      @@Ultramarine61 zey are like ze Gestapo. *_Zey_* ask ze queetionz und vill find ozas vanting.

  • @lan8401
    @lan8401 6 днів тому +294

    Black Templar :.............
    Chaos Astartes :........ Hydra Dominatus ?
    Black Templar :......... Hydra Dominatus Indeed.

  • @Cryostas1S
    @Cryostas1S 11 днів тому +966

    Left side: Laugh in zealot
    Right side: Scream in chaos

  • @Ken_Sakura333
    @Ken_Sakura333 11 днів тому +516

    When tzeentch is your patrion god and he sees an opportunity to do anything funny😅😅

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 9 днів тому +38

      That’s definitely some changeling behavior. He’s probably one of the black templars and is about to goad the other one into fighting.

    • @Mr33500
      @Mr33500 4 дні тому +5

      Tzeentch pranking the other chaos gods

  • @brute6896
    @brute6896 6 днів тому +57

    it reminds of that time where a genestealer broke into a troop transport expecting to slaughter some poor guardsmen but turns out it was filled with Ogryns which proceded to beat it to a pulp without saying anything

    • @microraptor1155
      @microraptor1155 День тому

      I thought it was a lictor

    • @brute6896
      @brute6896 День тому

      @microraptor1155 I suppose it was, still not very knowledgeable but I I do know that Gene stealers are part of the Tyranids

  • @jurassicjojo4758
    @jurassicjojo4758 9 днів тому +724

    I love how they’re both just staring at him. 😂

    • @BanishedSilentShadow3318
      @BanishedSilentShadow3318 8 днів тому +32

      Bet the pilot is like: "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, why did this guy entered this ship?"

    • @kinigarawakashikuhah
      @kinigarawakashikuhah 8 днів тому +21

      Black legion dude is like, "dafq are you guys looking at?"

  • @BanishedSilentShadow3318
    @BanishedSilentShadow3318 8 днів тому +73

    That guy: "So i learned about chaos, and i don't think its all that bad"
    Black Templars:

    • @Shadow-ghoulsans
      @Shadow-ghoulsans 2 дні тому

      Spaceship:im in danger *proceed to crash After turning into a black templar gulag*

  • @nardsxc7010
    @nardsxc7010 8 днів тому +121

    *stares* *with* *religiously* *malicious* *intent*

  • @ULTRA_P8
    @ULTRA_P8 6 днів тому +55

    If there was ever an awkward elevator moment this would it😂

    • @superduper1012
      @superduper1012 6 днів тому +3

      In my expert opinion I would have to agree that this would definitely it indeed

  • @user-px9ys1pk2k
    @user-px9ys1pk2k 6 днів тому +40

    "ah...hello brothers. I appear to have gotten on the wrong transport. could you please ask your chapter master for instructions? I am quite lost."

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe 6 днів тому +48

    "Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows."
    Also, _"Hydra dominatus."_

  • @lleo8543
    @lleo8543 8 днів тому +181

    let's just say this was inside the planes
    and the pilots are sweating. even no turbulence

    • @theotherguy7504
      @theotherguy7504 7 днів тому +6

      Yeah, the life expectancy reduced from 1hr to 5 minutes.

  • @darkworrior1259
    @darkworrior1259 8 днів тому +224

    "So hows your blood god? Still struggling against us?"

    • @bendeyette5864
      @bendeyette5864 7 днів тому +46

      “Yes. How is your corpse god? Still rotting away?”

    • @darkworrior1259
      @darkworrior1259 7 днів тому +28

      @bendeyette5864 healing as fast as he rots, wont show up unless he has to of course, at least we know where he is unlike your lost giant toy

    • @bendeyette5864
      @bendeyette5864 7 днів тому +18

      @@darkworrior1259 I got nothing. You win.

    • @Vincentius_Cardinal
      @Vincentius_Cardinal 7 днів тому +14

      This entire chain is the kind of dry British humor I could actually see between the space Marines.

    • @darkworrior1259
      @darkworrior1259 7 днів тому +11

      @@Vincentius_Cardinal bri'ish? Sir, Im American

  • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
    @Prophetofthe8thLegion 12 днів тому +762

    Clearly the Black Templar is Alpharius

    • @Arg8sha.
      @Arg8sha.  12 днів тому +57

      Omegon*

    • @Stormfighter715
      @Stormfighter715 10 днів тому +19

      ​@Arg8sha. No, I think he's the Templar on the left...

    • @Mezerius
      @Mezerius 10 днів тому +18

      Hydra dominatus! And yeah im true alpharius:p

    • @tomleejones496
      @tomleejones496 9 днів тому +12

      Hydra Dominatus!

    • @Ibeathalo_2
      @Ibeathalo_2 9 днів тому +14

      No! I AM Alpharius!!

  • @joseph-h3n2x
    @joseph-h3n2x День тому +4

    Templars: where do you come from, my dear brother
    Angel: blood angels, my brother😅

  • @lXUS
    @lXUS 8 днів тому +70

    They waiting to land because fixing the Thunderhawk is a hassle 😂

  • @coltblaze8114
    @coltblaze8114 8 днів тому +84

    Bro probably asked “BEFORE HERESY OR AFTER?!”

    • @prolycangaming7327
      @prolycangaming7327 7 днів тому +9

      That chaos astartes who is sweating *AFTER THE MATCH THEN WE FIGHT !"

    • @Sm8keVevo
      @Sm8keVevo 5 днів тому +2

      Off the SPACE BOARD!

  • @highspy4045
    @highspy4045 8 днів тому +96

    “So, uh… you a heretic?”
    “Noooooooo 😉”

  • @Divadtube
    @Divadtube 7 днів тому +18

    Did I hear you whisper "hydra dominatius" back there?
    "What no no, we love crusading and umm...the umm... corpse Emperor!?"
    Oh OK, ...hail Alpharius
    "Hail Alpharius!" ....oh shit

  • @redpolscorp
    @redpolscorp 6 днів тому +13

    Worst "wrong bus" moment ever.

  • @alextheawesomeable
    @alextheawesomeable 6 днів тому +8

    This looks like an HR meeting to me " so brother Kadrius we've had reports of interesting astro path messages you sent....our policy cannot support such crude wording"

  • @gacha_mr.copycat5254
    @gacha_mr.copycat5254 9 днів тому +77

    I cant. In my head the two were like. "Chaos?"

  • @ex-t96
    @ex-t96 8 днів тому +29

    The chaos guy: "I uhhh.... I can explain..."

  • @vencelloth
    @vencelloth 12 днів тому +237

    - Alpharius, Alpharius?! We agreed that on odd days, we would dress up as Chaos Marines. WTF! 🤬
    - Hehe, you're be Omegoned 😂😂

  • @borziy9333
    @borziy9333 6 днів тому +6

    - Is this shuttle exactly up to the eye of horror?
    - Yes brother. Only you'll be out earlier.

  • @Clamper07
    @Clamper07 10 днів тому +77

    Me and My friends made loyalist Choas marines. One was Death guard loyalist while I was a iron warrior loyalist and my other friend was a World Eater loyalist

    • @TFrog1324
      @TFrog1324 10 днів тому +17

      I love the old world eaters color scheme before they went Khorne mode

    • @LoyalistAngron
      @LoyalistAngron 9 днів тому +7

      I made a loyalist world eater too along with a loyalist night lord and emperors children

    • @sdslofi1107
      @sdslofi1107 8 днів тому +3

      I believe the World Raters were known as the War Hounds or a successor to the War Hounds

    • @ElyxisEtherial
      @ElyxisEtherial 2 дні тому +2

      I mean loyalists that are (or at least were) part of a traitor legion/chapter are a thing. Garro and the Knights-Errant for example.

  • @spicylemons490
    @spicylemons490 9 днів тому +25

    Dorne’s angry boys seething with fury looking at the eye of Horus on their wayward brother’s pauldron

  • @Lock-n-Load1779
    @Lock-n-Load1779 7 днів тому +6

    "NO WAIT! IM A WARHOUND FROM THE BLACKSHEILDS, I SWEAR!" -Loyalist World Eater entering a lobby

  • @CT-0925
    @CT-0925 11 днів тому +125

    Smells like heresy brother

  • @somefallenleaves
    @somefallenleaves 8 днів тому +14

    Space marine with Red arm plates is just a chill guy who does not gaf lowkey

  • @Bionicdodo24
    @Bionicdodo24 9 днів тому +11

    At first I was like "oh damn" and then I saw the templars and it was just "uuuuuuh oh no oh god"

  • @kinigarawakashikuhah
    @kinigarawakashikuhah 8 днів тому +48

    Chapline: Dude, honestly, I am not even mad, I am just disappointed.

  • @Luckymann1223
    @Luckymann1223 6 днів тому +3

    Chaos marine : "(Sigh)I cannot believe this sxit."
    Black templars : "We neither, heretic."

  • @lurker8593
    @lurker8593 6 днів тому +3

    "This is an intervention, brother."

  • @brutheius1054
    @brutheius1054 7 днів тому +5

    Titus:I thought all three of you extracted?
    Fresh black soaked Black Templar: He committed self obliteration.

  • @Titus-Feliz
    @Titus-Feliz 9 днів тому +16

    Brother... we need to talk a moment

  • @darkswordstudios2778
    @darkswordstudios2778 7 днів тому +3

    As a loyalist nightlord all I have to say is “mind ya business cousin.”

  • @takosos
    @takosos 7 днів тому +3

    Templar 1: Why are we hitching a ride with him?
    Templar 2: Uber Share brother... Uber share

  • @curtisbrown547
    @curtisbrown547 7 днів тому +5

    Black templars: lemme guess.. dark angel?
    Chaos space marine: sorta.

  • @jaypeadieL611
    @jaypeadieL611 7 днів тому +28

    Bulwark: you seeing this brother
    Vanguard: *stares menacingly

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 6 днів тому +3

    Black Templar, "Are you Chaos?"
    Other Guy, "I'm Mediocre at best, brother."

  • @WdBluegaster2
    @WdBluegaster2 11 днів тому +34

    -thanks guys to bring me back to base
    -your welcome

  • @SourBogBubble
    @SourBogBubble 5 днів тому +2

    "So, brothers, did the lodge meeting get cancels tonight?"

  • @simonso947
    @simonso947 10 днів тому +95

    Bulwark:so the big E said there's a first rehabilitated heretic right?
    Scout: yes...
    Bulwark:so yer telling me he's that guy?
    Scout:uh huh.
    Rehabilitated heretic:eats a oreo with a orange juice.
    Bulwark:U SON OF A *SHRING*💢
    Scout:OI AI AI AI AI 😱😱

    • @N0411REGIS
      @N0411REGIS 7 днів тому +5

      Can't blame the bulwark, dipping oreo in orange juice is the peak heresy

    • @AlexAguilar-ol3qo
      @AlexAguilar-ol3qo 6 днів тому +2

      Such madness 😭

  • @hanshirt2953
    @hanshirt2953 6 днів тому +3

    He is definitely getting mice and men treatment at the end

  • @Ornzora
    @Ornzora 13 годин тому +1

    "Sooo...your driving license got revoked too ?"
    "Yup, i accidentally hit an airplane"
    "HUH ?!"

  • @kabisue1997
    @kabisue1997 6 днів тому +2

    Chaos marine sweating profusely
    Black Templar: As soon as you step out, you are free game.

  • @Dropkicker_pro
    @Dropkicker_pro 9 днів тому +6

    Mom: the tension isnt that high
    Mean while the tension*

  • @Kiss_1654
    @Kiss_1654 День тому +1

    Templar: Brother, do you think that heretic came to atone for his sins?

  • @legm5298
    @legm5298 9 днів тому +14

    Safe to say that must've been an awkward ride

  • @Eantrin
    @Eantrin День тому +1

    I remember joining a game mid mission, had my scout as Alpha legion as a joke, both players I joined were alpha legion. It’s like our camp fields dropped mid mission and we all realized we were infiltrators actually doing the mission rather than sabotaging it

  • @novakaine6927
    @novakaine6927 6 днів тому +3

    Little did he know…. This wasn’t a transport to the hotzone… it was to his interrogation. 💀

  • @erenmeydanc8954
    @erenmeydanc8954 12 днів тому +119

    Im sure this son of horus start the pray the emperor 😂

    • @silverbullet277svision5
      @silverbullet277svision5 8 днів тому +5

      The Emperor said you hear sumthin, thought i heard a traitor in the room.😅🤣

  • @devnotes00
    @devnotes00 2 дні тому +1

    "Smells like heresy in here brother..."

  • @riverfaris3387
    @riverfaris3387 2 дні тому +1

    "It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up."

  • @TrazynPrime
    @TrazynPrime 8 днів тому +3

    Me standing in between two black templars looking like an emperor’s child
    “How do you do my fellow loyalists? Any turbo crack to smoke?”

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 3 дні тому +1

    Chaos Marine: "Nananananana we're completely fucked"

  • @PikachuLittle
    @PikachuLittle 3 дні тому +1

    “Look I’ve been stuck out in the boonies for centuries. You take whatever armor you can get”

  • @rainredfox
    @rainredfox День тому +1

    Black Templars: “i smell heresy…”

  • @stormtendo
    @stormtendo 6 днів тому +14

    The Templars stare is just “we are going to beat you to death once we land”

  • @aliens7626
    @aliens7626 11 днів тому +23

    Chaos Marine: Ugh...

  • @НиколайДонской-о7к
    @НиколайДонской-о7к 9 днів тому +23

    Кузен, ты не туда воюешь

  • @LordEmperorBoss
    @LordEmperorBoss 22 години тому +1

    Chaos Marine: ……. So…. You two ride here often?

  • @Agk200
    @Agk200 День тому +1

    Can’t wait for the skittles marines to show😂😂😂

  • @halofly3
    @halofly3 3 дні тому +1

    When your thunder hawk is in the shop and you need to carpool.

  • @김관종-r3d
    @김관종-r3d 9 днів тому +13

    He is blood raven.

  • @BartEmbregts
    @BartEmbregts День тому +1

    The second bro looks away he is done for.

  • @polyzonial4614
    @polyzonial4614 4 дні тому +1

    "I dont think this carpooling is gonna work out"

  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 3 дні тому +1

    “ay man, don’t mind this, we’re currently doing an infiltration for the emperor. you know how the inquisitors want it.”

  • @Titan7274-9
    @Titan7274-9 7 днів тому +4

    I had to run where I was a salamander, and somebody else was a black Templar and I think the other person was an iron fist. It was the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had.

  • @RobertMorris-p7u
    @RobertMorris-p7u 6 днів тому +1

    chaos space marine: Wait... I'm on the wrong transport aren't I?
    Black Templars: Yeah.... stay on your side heretic and we won't have any problems.

  • @thesaxon3966
    @thesaxon3966 4 дні тому +1

    This is what deep strike looks like when your units arent on the tabletop.

  • @gurusoul7813
    @gurusoul7813 11 днів тому +10

    Штирлиц еще не когда не был так близко к провалу.

  • @БомжКаледун
    @БомжКаледун 2 дні тому +1

    Эй, дружок-пирожок, кажется, ты ошибся дверью

  • @jasonyoung7331
    @jasonyoung7331 8 днів тому +4

    *a thousand sons walks into a room*
    *The black Templar veteran and the ultramarine champion put down their corpse starch*

  • @nateghast6456
    @nateghast6456 День тому +1

    It's an intervention, they'll stop him thinking heretical thoughts with some helpful tips (bolter rounds).

  • @AstroKaeru
    @AstroKaeru 4 дні тому +1

    I love joining lobbies with my Heavy looking like an Iron Warrior

  • @rayhanmustakim7073
    @rayhanmustakim7073 7 днів тому +1

    "Don't worry, Brother Gunther is only going through a phase. He'll be back to normal soon enough'.

  • @michelveilleux123
    @michelveilleux123 3 дні тому +1

    Black Templar: ...
    This guy: ...ok, i can explain-
    Black Templar: We don't think you can.

  • @andrewamos9085
    @andrewamos9085 7 днів тому +1

    Vanguard:"What are you doing here Heretic?!"

  • @cyborggunslinger4230
    @cyborggunslinger4230 7 днів тому +1

    "Hmmm im beginning to suspect this one is a traitor, brother"

  • @LilSayo
    @LilSayo 7 днів тому +1

    The way the templars stare at him.. judging.

  • @Fallout_Survivor
    @Fallout_Survivor 5 днів тому +2

    I love how like 80% or more of players i met go full black templar and 99.999% wear helmets, heck one good way to identify bots is the lack of a helmet lol

  • @ThatOneDumbarse
    @ThatOneDumbarse 4 дні тому +1

    "it's not a phase, brother!"

  • @hiveh-mind
    @hiveh-mind 5 днів тому +1

    Brothers: what is the symbol on your armor brother
    Me: I swear it's just for decoration

  • @BonannoCM
    @BonannoCM 6 днів тому +1

    Makes transferring onto the wrong city bus mid-trip to work seem even less of a minor mistake.

  • @TheSylphenheimGuy
    @TheSylphenheimGuy 8 днів тому +2

    "Well well well... look what the felinid dragged in..."

  • @zeruseph
    @zeruseph 6 днів тому +1

    "Ah yes, a productive joint operation with the....ENEMY?!"

  • @donavancalderon8383
    @donavancalderon8383 7 днів тому +2

    That chaos marine would get deboned so fast

  • @tyler1o1o16
    @tyler1o1o16 День тому +2

    Bro forgot which team he's on

  • @derpsoldierp.m.c1183
    @derpsoldierp.m.c1183 8 днів тому +5

    Honestly, this would have been funnier if the other guy was an Iron Warrior.

  • @Augdawg55
    @Augdawg55 6 днів тому +1

    Brother, we all have our phases in life.
    But HERESY? NAY, BROTHER! NAY!

  • @telemarkaeology
    @telemarkaeology 7 днів тому +1

    "...so I guess we're all going to the same party?"