All jingles from History of the Entire World

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  • @Anna-dr7jy
    @Anna-dr7jy 7 років тому +88024

    Aliens: You have 3 minutes to tell us about your world

    • @nipixel
      @nipixel 7 років тому +634

      Ruby Harding why not

    • @latinmonsieur
      @latinmonsieur 7 років тому +439

      why?

    • @cloudymorningskies5811
      @cloudymorningskies5811 7 років тому +1095

      THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

    • @RubyTrashWolf
      @RubyTrashWolf 7 років тому +833

      Because THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER.
      good job tortie you guessed it.

    • @Anna-dr7jy
      @Anna-dr7jy 7 років тому +431

      Not anymore, there's a blanket

  • @truegoldstruck3028
    @truegoldstruck3028 5 років тому +19020

    “World peace”
    “SIKE, they both get angrier”

  • @snrg17
    @snrg17 4 роки тому +21174

    “World peace”
    “Sike”
    History summed up in three words

    • @CT-7731
      @CT-7731 4 роки тому +952

      "they both get angrier"

    • @LillaVya
      @LillaVya 4 роки тому +466

      LMAO
      EDIT: Since I am a good person, here: 2:49

    • @AlexisSim
      @AlexisSim 4 роки тому +82

      I mean, you’re not wrong

    • @leather8170
      @leather8170 4 роки тому +28

      Correct!

    • @idonthaveaname3494
      @idonthaveaname3494 4 роки тому +19

      Laser Lemon I made the 2,300th like

  • @toirdealbachbartoium5454
    @toirdealbachbartoium5454 4 роки тому +5314

    "Have babies"
    "Bye bye"
    My dad took this to heart.

  • @coloripple
    @coloripple 8 місяців тому +213

    1:35 shoutout to the most insane bassline of the century

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu 4 роки тому +11327

    "WEATHER UPDATE"
    "WEATHER UPDATE"
    "WEATHER UPDATE"
    "WEATHER UPDATE"
    *"T H A T ' S L A N D"*

    • @4pqqa163
      @4pqqa163 4 роки тому +367

      *somethings alive in the ocean*

    • @ASDF357_
      @ASDF357_ 4 роки тому +275

      now you can eat sunlight

    • @carloscapinpin803
      @carloscapinpin803 4 роки тому +274

      *Taste the sun*

    • @4pqqa163
      @4pqqa163 4 роки тому +104

      *_i t s t h e c a m b r i a n e x p l o s i o n_*

    • @Night_9225
      @Night_9225 4 роки тому +236

      No. The sun is a deadly lazer

  • @kerpiilol
    @kerpiilol 5 років тому +30392

    "ice age"
    "not anymore"
    "guess what's happens next?"
    "S O C I E T Y"

    • @grissgrass2349
      @grissgrass2349 5 років тому +701

      Kerpii ツ we live in a society due to the ice age ending

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 5 років тому +416

      🃏: Guess what happens next?
      🃏: SOCIETYYYYYYYY!!!

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 5 років тому +46

      Lol

    • @PaleBlueDott
      @PaleBlueDott 5 років тому +108

      Wow that's *FACTS* and stuff

    • @tnaoro
      @tnaoro 5 років тому +48

      Mankind in a nutshell

  • @foxmcalister5279
    @foxmcalister5279 7 років тому +5963

    "Guess what happens next. *SOCIETY*"

  • @Lusiorange
    @Lusiorange Рік тому +513

    2:00 In my opinion, I love this one the most, it slaps so much.

  • @co5micwaffle742
    @co5micwaffle742 4 роки тому +3475

    "How did this happen?"
    "Quarks and stuff"
    Yeah, sounds accurate.

  • @hubabuba6110
    @hubabuba6110 4 роки тому +3019

    "Not anymore there's a blanket"
    "HAVE BABIES"
    Well this just took a whole 180

  • @dillsimm
    @dillsimm Рік тому +448

    1:35 That bass line on the Golden Age of India is insane

    • @PazWasHere
      @PazWasHere 11 місяців тому +14

      It's so criminally underrated and it shouldn't be. It's so good 🥹

    • @JonahNelson7
      @JonahNelson7 7 місяців тому +7

      He’s a real musician

    • @gladeon-hb9iu
      @gladeon-hb9iu 6 місяців тому +10

      i think "the sun is a deadly lazer" is the best and then this is second

  • @BrainSupper
    @BrainSupper 5 років тому +4835

    “have babies”
    “Bye bye ocean”
    “and the dinosaurs are gone”
    Man, that escalated quickly

    • @valerieestes5472
      @valerieestes5472 4 роки тому +12

      Yep

    • @ocean7889
      @ocean7889 4 роки тому +85

      Roses are red
      Cacti are prickly
      I don't know what happened
      But that escalated quickly

    • @bombspuad
      @bombspuad 4 роки тому +45

      "Hell yeah now we've got business"

    • @CrayFishYT
      @CrayFishYT 4 роки тому +10

      That went from 0 to 100 really quickly

    • @eleniss6669
      @eleniss6669 4 роки тому +12

      Just after that is ,, That's a human person"

  • @aleph1057
    @aleph1057 7 років тому +19455

    *"Weather update, weather update, weather update, weather update, That's land!"*

    • @aleph1057
      @aleph1057 7 років тому +91

      Hey dude! Didn't expect you here either.

    • @zenrock127
      @zenrock127 7 років тому +37

      AlphredWulf I was just going to make a comment this. Simply wonderful!

    • @TheCatVtuber
      @TheCatVtuber 7 років тому +115

      *Something's alive in the ocean!*

    • @aleph1057
      @aleph1057 7 років тому +81

      *Now you can eat sunlight!*

    • @zenrock127
      @zenrock127 7 років тому +62

      AlphredWulf *Taste the Sun*

  • @Theakritas_
    @Theakritas_ 4 роки тому +1668

    "FINISH HIM"
    "world peace"
    "sike"
    "they both get angrier"

    • @Sparkanator
      @Sparkanator 4 роки тому +14

      Eat your cereal

    • @Theakritas_
      @Theakritas_ 4 роки тому +9

      @@Sparkanator eat your cereal too

    • @forker-r1m
      @forker-r1m 4 роки тому +1

      ragdoll effects jezuz u givin' me Dejavu, srsly your *EVERYWHERE*

    • @Theakritas_
      @Theakritas_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@forker-r1m oh, really? Then i'm commenting more often :D

    • @grapes5672
      @grapes5672 4 роки тому +2

      @Mr. Recker let us all eat cereal's ass

  • @TimmyMcDoddle
    @TimmyMcDoddle 9 місяців тому +83

    "now you can eat sunlight"
    "taste the sun"
    "cambrian explosion"
    "quarks and stuff"
    and "guess what happens next" are my favorites

  • @angelahuang2161
    @angelahuang2161 7 років тому +1794

    *japan is nuked 2 times* "WORLD PEACE!!!!"
    "syke! they both get angrier"

  • @beatuzumaki1108
    @beatuzumaki1108 3 роки тому +9460

    I feel like "Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey" is super underrated

    • @Segatari
      @Segatari 3 роки тому +423

      Followed by ‘’it’s world war 2’’ which implies that turkey making a brand new turkey caused world war 2

    • @thumii8526
      @thumii8526 3 роки тому +41

      Yes I love that chime

    • @euproductions8615
      @euproductions8615 3 роки тому +89

      It is actually true, in 1922 when the Ottoman empire ended there was alot of occupations until 1923 Turkey invades it all and forms the Republic of Turkey

    • @anna_shaikun
      @anna_shaikun 2 роки тому +35

      Best part, except maybe the bit about the Swahili on the Swahili Coast

    • @d4rkshadow826
      @d4rkshadow826 2 роки тому +10

      That one is so funny 😂

  • @Mushysoda
    @Mushysoda 4 роки тому +1289

    "World Peace"
    "Sike"
    History of the world- SImplified version

    • @TreeckoDX64
      @TreeckoDX64 4 роки тому +5

      I guess

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 роки тому +13

      guess you could say it was... Oversimplified
      They should collab

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 4 роки тому +1

      the next guy, I wish. Bill wurtz quit.

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 роки тому +4

      @@Pukeprincess
      Why

    • @sheeshkabob
      @sheeshkabob 4 роки тому +3

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 Bill Wurtz didn't quit, he went on some sort of hiatus and is trying a new animation styles with more 3d objects and whatnot

  • @ignacioartaud
    @ignacioartaud 9 місяців тому +41

    Can't get 2:17 out of my head. It's the most random out of all the jingles and it isn't a historical fact that really contributes to anything in the grand scheme of world history but that's why I love it. Plus in any other world history video you'd probably only get those random bits of information about events in the western world, so I think it was great of Bill to let us know "oh and this arab sultan just decided to move places sometime around the industrial revolution"

  • @charlesmansonpart2498
    @charlesmansonpart2498 5 років тому +1487

    “It’s the seljuk Turks, “
    “Ahh”
    “CRUSADE”

  • @gnerdeek5362
    @gnerdeek5362 7 років тому +5512

    Whats funny is that the jingles convey about as much information as the original video

    • @gugisgug
      @gugisgug 5 років тому +327

      Gnerdeek nah bro, doesn’t even talk about the onion hat man

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 5 років тому +146

      Ma
      Ja
      Pa
      Hit

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 5 років тому +43

      Theyre the main points :D

    • @eldritchskye2608
      @eldritchskye2608 5 років тому +35

      They highlight the main information :)

    • @thejudge.2745
      @thejudge.2745 5 років тому +7

      @@gugisgug That's key.

  • @iambangleslick
    @iambangleslick 4 роки тому +2124

    “Space dust”
    “Even crazier space dust”
    “Which is now the moon”
    *some things just cant be explained.*

    • @sofifrz
      @sofifrz 4 роки тому +27

      The moon is just crazier space dust 😂😂

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 роки тому +1

      • I'm SofyChan • gacha bad

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 роки тому +6

      The moon is a scar of a wound on the earth

    • @timno2639
      @timno2639 4 роки тому +2

      u misspeld can

    • @maricelecoy581
      @maricelecoy581 4 роки тому +1

      Lemex27 Gaming you do realize that’s old right? lmao, leave it the fuck alone and let people like what they like, things you like have porn of it too

  • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
    @JustARandomPersonLol69420 Рік тому +341

    2:08 I feel like the only one that thinks this jingle sounds amazing

    • @jamsistired
      @jamsistired Рік тому +13

      It’s my favorite too

    • @gzmgavin0729
      @gzmgavin0729 Рік тому +8

      Best one

    • @dan2te2
      @dan2te2 8 місяців тому +2

      I like this one too!

    • @percytrain0576
      @percytrain0576 7 місяців тому +10

      Many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast

    • @Luuckkaz
      @Luuckkaz 3 місяці тому +1

      when it feels like its gonna stop it just keeps going

  • @guestgoose
    @guestgoose 5 років тому +2633

    "No."
    "Why?"
    "The sun is a deadly Laser"
    "Not anymore There's a blanket "
    " *_Have Babies_* "

    • @SiffrinISAT
      @SiffrinISAT 5 років тому +75

      "Bye bye ocean"

    • @x3a
      @x3a 5 років тому +9

      Go away

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 років тому +29

      *WEATHER UPDATE*

    • @slushy711
      @slushy711 5 років тому +25

      *WEATHER UPDATE*

    • @ssvddsvd
      @ssvddsvd 4 роки тому +6

      *w o a h h h !* not so fast

  • @ixyv8854
    @ixyv8854 5 років тому +1550

    "Hell yeah now we've got business"
    "Is loving Jesus legal yet"

  • @oskwie861
    @oskwie861 5 років тому +876

    “weather update”
    “Weather Update”
    “WEATHER UPDATE”
    *”WEATHER UPDATE”*

  • @sheetallangarkar5805
    @sheetallangarkar5805 11 місяців тому +100

    1:08 is so rhytmic and such a nice jingle

  • @kirbgaming8192
    @kirbgaming8192 4 роки тому +3783

    “How did this happen?”
    “Quarks and stuff”
    You can’t argue with that assessment

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 4 роки тому +91

      We can make a religion out of this

    • @kirbgaming8192
      @kirbgaming8192 4 роки тому +66

      Joshua Liu
      No don’t

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 4 роки тому +42

      Kirby’s Coming for games *how bout I do, anyway?*

    • @kirbgaming8192
      @kirbgaming8192 4 роки тому +9

      Joshua Liu
      ua-cam.com/video/qWwb8S02f_c/v-deo.html

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 4 роки тому +7

      Kirby’s Coming for games ua-cam.com/video/dtUmC9V5ULc/v-deo.html

  • @crianpy
    @crianpy 5 років тому +4008

    “EXCEPT TURKEY TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY”
    “That’s ww2”

    • @yuri9943
      @yuri9943 5 років тому +74

      I'm Turkish and that's gold.

    • @proxy2106
      @proxy2106 5 років тому +33

      im from germany i still snorted

    • @unregisteredhypercam2774
      @unregisteredhypercam2774 5 років тому +22

      🚫🇹🇷 🇹🇷=🦃🆕

    • @crianpy
      @crianpy 5 років тому +10

      mazlan mahadzir couldn’t have said it better

    • @proxy2106
      @proxy2106 5 років тому +3

      Cindy Rapberger ikr

  • @sunshineelo
    @sunshineelo Рік тому +35

    0:42 this is on loop forever now

  • @fsp3637
    @fsp3637 4 роки тому +871

    “World Peace”
    “SIKE, THEY BOTH GET ANGRIER”

    • @theoatmaster7501
      @theoatmaster7501 4 роки тому +10

      “And the ocean is full of plastic”

    • @everettrailfan
      @everettrailfan 4 роки тому +3

      World history in a nutshell.

    • @qspace102
      @qspace102 4 роки тому +1

      History of the entire world but three sentences

  • @quagsire654
    @quagsire654 3 роки тому +3963

    2:42
    "Japan gets hit with extinction ball"
    "world peace"

  • @Cosmic_Mj
    @Cosmic_Mj 5 років тому +2185

    The only thing missing is “you can make a religion out of this”

    • @Cosmic_Mj
      @Cosmic_Mj 5 років тому +145

      Not that it’s a jingle, but this is like all the funniest parts except that

    • @Untiforgins
      @Untiforgins 5 років тому +46

      Did you reply to yourself?

    • @danielespinolajr1
      @danielespinolajr1 5 років тому +59

      Untiforgins He was probably just adding to his comment

    • @Untiforgins
      @Untiforgins 5 років тому +23

      @@danielespinolajr1 I just misread the comment. I thought they said "that's not a jingle". Also the fact that they didn't edit their original comment confused me and so I thought it was somebody replying to their comment until I saw it was the same person.

    • @ashton1508
      @ashton1508 5 років тому +15

      You can make a religion out of this

  • @dylanquintanilla9123
    @dylanquintanilla9123 11 місяців тому +57

    1:40 " the Mayans have figured out the stars"

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 4 роки тому +3977

    2:49
    “World peace”
    “Sike! They both get angier”
    History in a nutshell.

  • @bbaa752
    @bbaa752 3 роки тому +3449

    2:50 "World peace, SIKE! They both get angrier"
    "And the ocean is full of plastic~"
    Sounds right

    • @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186
      @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 3 роки тому +50

      To quote Sniper from how it feels to play engineer,
      Y E A H T H A T S E E M S A B O U T R O I G H T

    • @Fruitsmymainispomgranates
      @Fruitsmymainispomgranates 3 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @frhn707
      @frhn707 3 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @oofree1808
      @oofree1808 3 роки тому +18

      “As long as there are two people on this planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.” -sniper

    • @jaketbiru9451
      @jaketbiru9451 3 роки тому +4

      And i love how the video just ends

  • @charleslanohan9408
    @charleslanohan9408 4 роки тому +3845

    When you realize that the Jingles are the real Summary of the video

    • @SilenceSerene
      @SilenceSerene 3 роки тому +7

      Hmm
      here is the actual summary ua-cam.com/video/iik25wqIuFo/v-deo.html

    • @FaizPhobia
      @FaizPhobia 3 роки тому +3

      @@SilenceSerene moines gonna click this link dipshit

    • @SilenceSerene
      @SilenceSerene 3 роки тому +7

      @@FaizPhobia yeah ikr the video is too popular

    • @7thwardlord882
      @7thwardlord882 3 роки тому +6

      @@SilenceSerene FUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT EVEN THO THE GUY BEFORRRE SAID THAT HESE NOT CLICKING THEE LINK DIPSHAT

    • @SilenceSerene
      @SilenceSerene 3 роки тому +2

      @@7thwardlord882 😂i lold

  • @MisterSt4r
    @MisterSt4r Рік тому +66

    0:20 i love this part so much!

  • @amebee709
    @amebee709 4 роки тому +734

    "Weather update"
    "Weather update"
    "Weather update"
    "Weather update"
    "That's land"

  • @shrekboiyeet7511
    @shrekboiyeet7511 4 роки тому +702

    "Turkey makes a brand new turkey"
    "That's world war 2"

    • @adams.2407
      @adams.2407 4 роки тому +6

      Turkey in 1945: OMG guys I did so well for myself rite?

    • @Fulllife3.2
      @Fulllife3.2 4 роки тому +1

      Cool Kid Productions
      Switzerland: Right on bro!

    • @EZ-cz5en
      @EZ-cz5en 4 роки тому +3

      Bonus round: Pacific Showdown, USA vs Japanese empire, fight! USA: picks atomic bomb, and bombs Hiroshima. FINISH EM’ USA: bombs Nagasaki and Japan surrenders.

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 4 роки тому +2

      Denmark Countryball *world peace*

    • @EZ-cz5en
      @EZ-cz5en 4 роки тому +2

      Joshua Liu sike they both get angrier

  • @playtouys
    @playtouys 4 роки тому +1140

    Nobody:
    My phone: *weather update weather update weather update weather update*

  • @yusatelevision
    @yusatelevision Рік тому +224

    2:25 bro went asmr mode

    • @Biolumi_the_guy
      @Biolumi_the_guy 8 місяців тому +24

      "they never got ethiopia"
      "they never got thailand"
      "HAWAII"

    • @constellationmaker145
      @constellationmaker145 7 місяців тому +7

      cuba
      (it makes cars go)

    • @Lisbord
      @Lisbord 2 місяці тому

      Communism in the Soviet Union.

    • @ColRadley
      @ColRadley 2 місяці тому

      jewish people have a place to live
      EXCEPT TURKEY TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY

    • @JaxsonSalcido-ng8jh
      @JaxsonSalcido-ng8jh 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Lisbordjewish people a place to live

  • @senz8152
    @senz8152 5 років тому +398

    “Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey”
    “That’s world war 2”

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 4 роки тому +6

      now I want someone to write that alternate timeline

    • @user-jm3sb1wb1t
      @user-jm3sb1wb1t 4 роки тому +4

      OH NO! Turkey, you shouldn't of had! *World war 2 starts*

    • @Aureus07
      @Aureus07 4 роки тому

      Bonus round: United states vs japan!

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 4 роки тому +1

      @@vaiyt after the defeat of Greeks in 1922 Republic of Turkey didn't stop and took Westerner Thrace and continued to push Greeks back.General Atatürk took his home city Selanik back and then they made a treaty making Turkish borders with Greece inculiding Agean islands and Thrace.Republic of Azerbajian joined to Turkey before getting invaded by USSR.Turkey joins war eariler in the side of UK in the price of UK giving Mosul city and Cyprus island back to Turkey.Republic of Turkey reaches it's Misali Milliye borders(the places where ethnic Turks lived at the time like Thrace or Northern Iraq and Batumi) and Greece Kingdom doesn't tries to invade Turkey again and they be close allies because Turkey saves them from Italy at WW2 with help of USSR and UK.
      That was my alternate timeline,some Turks wanted to join Axis so it could go in the other way too.

  • @Stanzaawashere
    @Stanzaawashere 3 роки тому +3870

    0:34 me looking at the blanket on my chair at 3am

  • @sweebystpu
    @sweebystpu 4 роки тому +2840

    “It makes cars go”
    “Communism”
    “In the Soviet Union”
    IN SOVIET RUSSIA CAR DRIVES US

  • @ChristofKSGN
    @ChristofKSGN Рік тому +175

    1:08 this part is a bop

    • @mr.z_yt
      @mr.z_yt 6 місяців тому +5

      Time to conquer all of India 🇮🇳

    • @tranucanh8c425
      @tranucanh8c425 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@mr.z_ytmost of India

    • @didyoueatmyprofile
      @didyoueatmyprofile 5 місяців тому

      @@tranucanh8c425merchants probably.

    • @Plan3tMist
      @Plan3tMist 3 місяці тому

      ​@@tranucanh8c425merchants probably

  • @dousalproductions6152
    @dousalproductions6152 5 років тому +366

    “How did this happen”
    “Quarks and stuff”
    Pretty much yeah

  • @mqtism
    @mqtism 5 років тому +3666

    “it makes the cars go-“
    “C O M M U N I S MMMM”

  • @aldenosaur4456
    @aldenosaur4456 4 роки тому +947

    2:33 Jewish people a place to live...
    *EXCEPT TURKEY TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY*

  • @Joelster-og4pf
    @Joelster-og4pf 4 місяці тому +28

    Bill Wurst’s jingles are better than 95% of the television ads. Fact?

    • @Fanaticalight
      @Fanaticalight  4 місяці тому +6

      they've stuck with me for a whole decade longer than the average tv jingle ever had, so yes

  • @starkar91
    @starkar91 4 роки тому +2434

    "Jewish people a place to live"
    "Except turkey"
    "Turkey makes a brand new turkey"
    "That's world war 2"
    *I wasn't expecting this type of action*

  • @jay.b.26
    @jay.b.26 4 роки тому +768

    “It’s the Cambrian Explosion”
    “No”
    “Why”
    “The sun is a deadly laser”

    • @bluecheese5505
      @bluecheese5505 4 роки тому +23

      *H A V E B A B I E S*

    • @jbk0
      @jbk0 4 роки тому +17

      @@bluecheese5505 bye bye ocean

    • @bluecheese5505
      @bluecheese5505 4 роки тому +14

      JavaScript
      and the dinosaurs are gone.

    • @KenzieAleron
      @KenzieAleron 4 роки тому +10

      @@bluecheese5505 that's a human person.

    • @bluecheese5505
      @bluecheese5505 4 роки тому +11

      mocca200
      *Ice Age*

  • @kenzz444you
    @kenzz444you Рік тому +2721

    0:36
    "ice age!" "not anymore.." "guess what happens next?!!" "SOCIETYY!!"
    that just fits so well lmao

  • @mangoxderrick
    @mangoxderrick Рік тому +5

    "Heyyy brand new road to the world"
    "Space dust"
    "Even crazier space dust"
    "The Mayans have figured out the stars"
    "Ice age"

  • @leeeverett4516
    @leeeverett4516 7 років тому +967

    ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, ITS THE SELJUK TURKS

  • @justaperson15_78
    @justaperson15_78 5 років тому +13141

    “NO”
    “Why?”
    *”The sun is a deadly lazer”*

  • @モノガミユキ
    @モノガミユキ 4 роки тому +504

    "Except turkey, turkey makes a brand new turkey"
    "that's world war 2"
    *huh*

    • @Relyt2442
      @Relyt2442 4 роки тому +4

      This is now history.

  • @coloripple
    @coloripple 8 місяців тому +11

    2:49 _World Peace_
    SIKE! _they both get angrier_
    damn that combo aged better than I'd have hoped...

  • @KhKh-bg9wz
    @KhKh-bg9wz 3 роки тому +2108

    1:01 "Now the phoenicians can get down to business"
    "And they believe in god"

    • @Peasnap
      @Peasnap 3 роки тому +46

      It’s the *PERSIAN EMPIRE~*

    • @Peasnap
      @Peasnap 3 роки тому +51

      TIME TO CONQUER ALL OF INDAAAA

    • @Peasnap
      @Peasnap 3 роки тому +44

      Er-
      MOST OF INDIAAA

    • @Elmobakar
      @Elmobakar 3 роки тому +37

      @@Peasnap _merchants, probably._

    • @maxthegladiator5548
      @maxthegladiator5548 3 роки тому +26

      @Interesting Bastard heyyyyyy

  • @sheep2451
    @sheep2451 4 роки тому +730

    “Turkey makes a brand new turkey”
    “That’s world war 2”
    We cant let them make turkeys.

  • @jakubwagner669
    @jakubwagner669 5 років тому +810

    "China is whole again"
    "Then it broke again"
    *HELL YEAH*

  • @chaotic_household
    @chaotic_household Рік тому +31

    1:39 this just itches my brain.

  • @CeroSect
    @CeroSect 3 роки тому +4100

    2:49 - 2:53 is basically just the summarization of human history every 50 (or less) years

    • @fellowstranger3333
      @fellowstranger3333 3 роки тому +111

      If it’s not accurate then I don’t know what is

    • @mothmannie
      @mothmannie 3 роки тому +107

      The way he says “they both get angrier” 😩

    • @OwoAshes
      @OwoAshes 3 роки тому +85

      *World Peace*
      *SIKE*

    • @taofvfx
      @taofvfx 2 роки тому +17

      @@OwoAshes palestine and israel:
      *SIKE* 🇵🇸 vs 🇮🇱

    • @sirinsomniac3859
      @sirinsomniac3859 Рік тому +15

      *And the ocean is full of plastiiiic~*

  • @froggo819
    @froggo819 3 роки тому +2311

    1:53 this is my favorite part, the little hëUæ

  • @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man
    @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man 5 років тому +2672

    “World Peace”
    *SIKE*
    “ *they both get angrier* “

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 5 років тому +54

      The 20th century in a nutshell

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 років тому +11

      @My Self Could honestly just repeat that for 20 minutes and I’d understand everything.

    • @dylancrick
      @dylancrick 5 років тому +7

      u copy cat

    • @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man
      @Men_Man_The_Wo_Man 5 років тому +3

      Perfect Cell oi mate I checked for other comments saying this before I commented it but then after commenting it I see another one older, can’t blame me

    • @dylancrick
      @dylancrick 5 років тому +2

      @@Men_Man_The_Wo_Man fair enough

  • @ObsernMarioBros
    @ObsernMarioBros Рік тому +22

    “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER” never gets old.

  • @Oscar-lc7bd
    @Oscar-lc7bd 4 роки тому +737

    "world peace" "sike"
    Sounds about right

    • @wt2318
      @wt2318 4 роки тому +51

      *”t h e y b o t h g e t a n g r i e r”*

    • @_pulstar
      @_pulstar 4 роки тому +20

      _And the ocean is full of plastic_

  • @rubyyates4778
    @rubyyates4778 5 років тому +1385

    "Not anymore, there's a blanket"
    *_h a V E b a B I e s_*
    *bye bye ocean*
    Edit: WHAT THE-
    I know it's bad to thank people for likes but oh my god-
    Thank you!

  • @sayori2819
    @sayori2819 5 років тому +926

    “Turkey turkey, Turkey makes a brand new turkey-
    “World war 2 starrrrts”

    • @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX
      @XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX 4 роки тому +6

      @HackerBaby r/whoosh

    • @mikebather6688
      @mikebather6688 4 роки тому +2

      HackerBaby they were

    • @tiffanyhill-anding8891
      @tiffanyhill-anding8891 4 роки тому +1

      @@mikebather6688 tbh it felt like they weren't like they joined WWII SO LATE like the soviets had reached Berlin once they entered the war they kinda didn't do anything

    • @ahumanistpotato
      @ahumanistpotato 4 роки тому

      @@tiffanyhill-anding8891 Hitler killed himsel out of fear when the Turks came (ijk)

    • @Nuranurr
      @Nuranurr 4 роки тому

      @@mikebather6688 no we weren't hAAA

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean Рік тому +14

    the fact that this is still just as effective as a world recap as the original was shows how good it is

  • @Evil_01
    @Evil_01 5 років тому +593

    "China is whole again"
    "Then it broke again"
    "HELL YEAH"

  • @akiishitster1742
    @akiishitster1742 5 років тому +828

    "Islamic golden age"
    "CHRISTIANIZE ALL THE KINGDOM"

  • @jj_stuff2529
    @jj_stuff2529 4 роки тому +1598

    My favorite quotes:
    “The sun is a deadly laser”
    “Except Turkey, Turkey makes a brand new Turkey!”
    “China is whole again”
    “Then it broke again”
    “Hello Mississippi!”

    • @goddamnpavuk9521
      @goddamnpavuk9521 4 роки тому +9

      MING

    • @samuaghahag
      @samuaghahag 4 роки тому +32

      "Time to conquer all of india. Or most of india" was a good one 2

    • @jj_stuff2529
      @jj_stuff2529 4 роки тому +2

      HerraTomaatti
      Oh yeah! I forgot to include that one... 😂

    • @LordKnt
      @LordKnt 4 роки тому +29

      It's a bird
      It's a plane
      IT'S THE SELJUK TURKS

    • @gbkgames2087
      @gbkgames2087 4 роки тому

      Heeey

  • @SneakyMeeky
    @SneakyMeeky 7 місяців тому +14

    0:38 Where we started to go downhill-

  • @Viridityy-bx8fp
    @Viridityy-bx8fp 2 роки тому +2382

    I like how all the jingles are like checkpoints in history
    (these reply notifs have brought me back to this beauty of a video)

    • @baconsoup1864
      @baconsoup1864 Рік тому +50

      These are the checkpoints I want to hear echo across the earth, especially at the end because atleast it would give me some peace

    • @rioz886
      @rioz886 Рік тому +14

      like age of empires notices lol

    • @jacobtablet
      @jacobtablet Рік тому +17

      It almost tells like a tldr of the entire video

    • @diegojesussilvaeduardo9347
      @diegojesussilvaeduardo9347 Рік тому +6

      Hey yo, watch this beauty again

    • @Viridityy-bx8fp
      @Viridityy-bx8fp Рік тому +4

      Appreciate it

  • @TheMissingLink1
    @TheMissingLink1 3 роки тому +6387

    "It's the Cambrian Explosion" goes hard.

  • @nevaehhamilton3493
    @nevaehhamilton3493 9 місяців тому +10

    "guess what happens next?"
    *S O C I E T Y*

  • @TheGenericVideoGamer
    @TheGenericVideoGamer 5 років тому +373

    This is literally what having a stroke but saying actual words would be like.

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 років тому +4

      No this is what having schizophrenia would be like lmao

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому

      @Vice TOLUCT Depends on how old the comments are. Comment sections on old videos will often appear to have several people posting responses as new comments, but it’s actually a side effect of the G+ migration that happened a few years back.

    • @Sin-pd4lw
      @Sin-pd4lw 4 роки тому

      @Vice TOLUCT why would people go back to videos from like a decade ago and delete a comment and then reply just cuz you want them to like srsly

    • @Sin-pd4lw
      @Sin-pd4lw 4 роки тому

      @Vice TOLUCT look m8 no one cares nobody will go delete it nobody wants to through that effort

    • @TheGenericVideoGamer
      @TheGenericVideoGamer 4 роки тому

      @@CocoTheMii Wait, did something happen in my comments reply section?

  • @disgal6235
    @disgal6235 4 роки тому +715

    "Ice age"
    "Not anymore"
    Well that was quick

  • @nightmares8213
    @nightmares8213 7 років тому +896

    Top 5 Favorite Jingles?
    5: Communism in the Soviet Union
    4: Is loving Jesus legal yet?
    3: The sun is a deadly laser
    2: Ever single jingle talking about China
    1: time to conquer all of india (most of india)

    • @chazza1537
      @chazza1537 5 років тому +26

      My favourite is, It’s the Cambrian Explosion

    • @michinomiyahirohito2746
      @michinomiyahirohito2746 5 років тому +23

      Mine is: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the Seljuk Turks

    • @haposanaruan1444
      @haposanaruan1444 5 років тому +19

      My 5 fave jingles :
      5. Conquer all of India (most of India)
      4. Pacific Showdown United States vs Japan. Fight!
      3. China is whole again then it broke again
      2. SPACE DUST, EVEN CRAZIER SPACE DUST
      1. EGYPT, CHINA, INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATION, NORTHE CHICO

    • @28Naufal
      @28Naufal 5 років тому +4

      It's the seljuk turks and crusade is the best chain of jingles

    • @datdoglovesdogs
      @datdoglovesdogs 5 років тому +13

      2:06 ME!!! but he came back

  • @winterball2010
    @winterball2010 2 місяці тому +17

    0:23 the sun is a deadly lazer

  • @CaptainGancena
    @CaptainGancena 3 роки тому +2404

    “how did this happen?” is not only a mood, but a question I sincerely constantly ask myself regarding a lot of things. Including world/human history itself.

    • @scubasteve6175
      @scubasteve6175 3 роки тому +16

      Regardless of how it went we'd for sure be asking the same question

    • @anotherwofartist5895
      @anotherwofartist5895 2 роки тому +16

      Quarks and stuff is the obvious answer

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 роки тому +5

      So, these green things in the ground are alive, and we have extremely tiny walking things that move by themselves but arent alive or dead

    • @littlevirus3562
      @littlevirus3562 2 роки тому +3

      Me, reaction to the class clown which 99% of the class was sure he wasn't gonna pass, passed: HOW DOD THIS HAPPENED?

    • @MarianaCarvalho-gu8zx
      @MarianaCarvalho-gu8zx Рік тому +2

      Human behaviour, especially.

  • @jackk3094
    @jackk3094 3 роки тому +2921

    0:26 when the monster under your bed is about to grab your foot

    • @greatrj
      @greatrj 3 роки тому +9

      Lmfao

    • @elixever
      @elixever 3 роки тому +11

      Exactlyyyyy as long as there is a tissue over my foot they can’t get me 😌

    • @ihatebees8775
      @ihatebees8775 3 роки тому +3

      500th like

    • @t0onified
      @t0onified 3 роки тому +6

      @Evan Surdey bye bye ocean

    • @bigstronkbee
      @bigstronkbee 3 роки тому +10

      @@t0onified a n d t h e d i n o s a u r s a r e g o n e

  • @iloveipodzeke12andqu
    @iloveipodzeke12andqu 7 років тому +751

    *It's the Seljuk Turks*
    _aah_

    • @kiwi_sodas
      @kiwi_sodas 7 років тому +15

      The sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now....

    • @Quizer9O8
      @Quizer9O8 6 років тому +9

      Crusade!!!

    • @yunglemonakis
      @yunglemonakis 5 років тому +4

      @@Quizer9O8 they did many crusades, some of witch almost didn't fail

    • @rigby8026
      @rigby8026 5 років тому +3

      but at least the Italians got some sweet trade deals.

    • @saw9413
      @saw9413 5 років тому +3

      1:52

  • @matavastros
    @matavastros Місяць тому +4

    “Except turkey; turkey makes a brand new turkey” *weird turkey gargling noises* 2:36

  • @CarterTarter
    @CarterTarter 4 роки тому +1244

    0:26: “not anymore there’s a blanket”
    The next jingle: “have *babies* “

  • @seoul08
    @seoul08 4 роки тому +540

    “Jewish people have a place to live”
    “Except Turkey”

  • @ZeusRei
    @ZeusRei 4 роки тому +695

    "Ice age"
    "Not anymore"
    "Guess what happens next"
    "SOCIETYYY"
    Flawless

  • @tahminakhan9979
    @tahminakhan9979 Рік тому +10

    0:50 i love that one

  • @vitorgamesdaterrafinal5579
    @vitorgamesdaterrafinal5579 5 років тому +428

    0:36 - 0:38
    Your pillow in a nutshell

  • @jakub2088
    @jakub2088 3 роки тому +1516

    0:40 this is when everything started to go downwards

  • @thedeadlymauraderthedeadly801
    @thedeadlymauraderthedeadly801 4 роки тому +355

    "How did this happen?"
    *"Quarks and Stuff"*
    No no, he has a point

  • @rubenvanderark4960
    @rubenvanderark4960 4 місяці тому +4

    2:49
    "World Peace!"
    "Sike! They both get angrier!"

  • @kori612
    @kori612 4 роки тому +536

    “Jewish people a new place to live”
    “Except turkey turkey makes a brand new turkey”
    “And that’s world war 2”
    Sounds about right

    • @lain4939
      @lain4939 4 роки тому +6

      So you're saying that Turkish people caused ww2

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 3 роки тому +1

      I mean considering Turkey is a muslim country

    • @qamargirlqueen2236
      @qamargirlqueen2236 3 роки тому +4

      @@ImmaLittlePip wdym

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 3 роки тому +1

      @@qamargirlqueen2236
      Muslim countries tend to be very anti-Semitic

    • @faustsies1366
      @faustsies1366 3 роки тому +5

      @@ImmaLittlePip oh the sweet fucking irony

  • @philhemop3811
    @philhemop3811 3 роки тому +275

    I appreciate the “Aah!” for the Seljuk Turks; wouldn’t have been the same without it.

  • @JacksonSwitch
    @JacksonSwitch 7 років тому +153

    "Ice age!"
    *"not anymore"*
    "GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?"
    *"Society"*

    • @nanahugsu
      @nanahugsu 5 років тому +1

      *BRONZE*

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 5 років тому +1

      Accurate tho.

    • @Mattsimilate
      @Mattsimilate 5 років тому

      @@nanahugsu *EGYPT*

    • @soliswolis
      @soliswolis 4 роки тому

      U U and did i mention,
      INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILISATION

  • @bensuguneri
    @bensuguneri Рік тому +11

    2:50 they did it again and it’s bigger than ever

  • @tacosanchez28
    @tacosanchez28 5 років тому +2390

    Nobody:
    Google when you get internet: *And the dinosaurs are gone*

  • @DGTLVendetta0S
    @DGTLVendetta0S 3 роки тому +554

    "It's The Cambrian Explosion!"
    "No"
    "Why?"
    *T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R*