I Asked 64,182 People About “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells”. Here's What I Found Out.

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  4 роки тому +25630

    Merry Un-Christmas, everyone! And thanks to Jack, do check out his channel if you don't know it. (One bit of minutiae that didn't make the video: Bart also sang it in the very first episode, but the lyrics were slightly different and the show wasn't a pop culture phenomenon back then.)

    • @lemmylol8774
      @lemmylol8774 4 роки тому +41

      HELLO

    • @TheElvisnator
      @TheElvisnator 4 роки тому +54

      Happy Un-Easter, everyone!

    • @TOPSTARrap
      @TOPSTARrap 4 роки тому +13

      @@TheElvisnator hi!!

    • @TheElvisnator
      @TheElvisnator 4 роки тому +94

      How you realize a Tom Scott Video:
      Comment older than the video
      Red T-Shirt(s)

    • @TheElvisnator
      @TheElvisnator 4 роки тому +4

      @@TOPSTARrap Howdy

  • @akkristor
    @akkristor 4 роки тому +8686

    The Batman Animated Series episode "Christmas with the Joker" featured the "Robin Laid an Egg" variant. It aired on November 13, 1992

    • @stephanberger3476
      @stephanberger3476 4 роки тому +426

      This! Tom totally missed this clear other reason for kids to sing 'laid an egg'.

    • @mechakitsune
      @mechakitsune 4 роки тому +416

      Also came here to post this. Mark Hamill's Joker sang this before the Simpsons episode.

    • @wraithgames
      @wraithgames 4 роки тому +190

      Ha. I also came to say that. It has the wonderful "Crashing through the roof: In a one-horse open tree: Busting out I go: Laughing all the weeeeeeeee" second verse :D

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 4 роки тому +171

      Yes, i went to elementary school i. The 90s before the Simpson's episode in question and "robin laid an egg" variant was already the most popular by a long shot. I believe Tom's hypothesis is incorrect. That Simpson's episode may have changed how the UK sang the song, but in USA it has been "robin laid an egg" for a very very long time.

    • @GARMkidd
      @GARMkidd 4 роки тому +5

      +

  • @mberrios1875
    @mberrios1875 3 роки тому +1608

    im convinced that those 10 people are just a friend group that are far apart from each other

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me 3 роки тому +155

      Yes, and how crazy would it be to see the particular version that you and your friends made up called out on a UA-cam video?

    • @yellowletters9465
      @yellowletters9465 3 роки тому +57

      And the Mr Bloppy one

    • @uber305
      @uber305 3 роки тому +9

      @@MM-jf1me if they were friends I can see them messaging eachother the link of the survey but i dont see all of them doing it

    • @slimjimmypage
      @slimjimmypage 3 дні тому +1

      @@MM-jf1me I would have to assume they shared the quiz with each other.

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me 3 дні тому

      @@slimjimmypage
      Makes the most sense to me!

  • @saifuusuri
    @saifuusuri 4 роки тому +4917

    "And the Joker saved the day."
    That's no parental interference, that's straight up Joker propaganda.

    • @aaronhe6877
      @aaronhe6877 4 роки тому +164

      BREAKING NEWS: Tom Scott is hired by Joker to spread Joker propaganda

    • @parahaxeus1267
      @parahaxeus1267 4 роки тому +36

      The gamer version

    • @1234bobfox
      @1234bobfox 4 роки тому +31

      It's "the Joker got away" DUH

    • @elijaha773
      @elijaha773 4 роки тому +28

      The Joker ran away. No ballet involved. Although the image of the joker doing pointe is funny.

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 4 роки тому +4

      But which Joker? Cesar Romero?

  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin Рік тому +2425

    The "Uncle Billy lost his willy" part legitimately unlocked a long forgotten memory of me and my friends as kids nearly pissing our pants with laughter singing this.

    • @NotMadA47.2
      @NotMadA47.2 Рік тому +81

      “- on the motorway. Hey.”
      Rest of what I know.

    • @Fane7
      @Fane7 Рік тому +44

      I was born in 2007 and this was still the version in my primary school.

    • @qwaabza
      @qwaabza Рік тому +40

      ​​​@@NotMadA47.2yo, 'new' bottom surgery just dropped

    • @ForestFire369
      @ForestFire369 Рік тому +5

      ​@@qwaabzaBruh I laughed way too hard at that

    • @TheMoonRover
      @TheMoonRover Рік тому +25

      I remember hearing that as "Uncle Billy had a ten foot willy"

  • @oromain
    @oromain 4 роки тому +3696

    Tom Scott and Jacksfilms was a crossover I was not expecting but I greatly appreciate

    • @KJJ3DS
      @KJJ3DS 4 роки тому +121

      The sponsor joke was brilliant

    • @savvy7146
      @savvy7146 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @Flossyandthebirds
      @Flossyandthebirds 4 роки тому +56

      The forehead boys duo we didn’t know we needed

    • @Clusterbucker
      @Clusterbucker 4 роки тому +1

      Dude same

    • @SlurpyTheDog
      @SlurpyTheDog 4 роки тому +23

      Considering it was going to be a live performance, was Jack supposed to come on stage at some point?

  • @FnrrfYgmSchnish
    @FnrrfYgmSchnish 3 роки тому +3621

    The only version I've ever heard was "Robin laid an egg" -- didn't even realize there *were* other versions until today! Which I guess makes sense if the "flew away" version was primarily British.

    • @zachprime4683
      @zachprime4683 3 роки тому +79

      The only one I’ve heard is uncle billy lost his Willy on the motorway 😂

    • @penguosk
      @penguosk 3 роки тому +6

      @@zachprime4683 wot

    • @Gweebi
      @Gweebi 3 роки тому +52

      @@penguosk jingle bells, batman smells
      Robin flew away
      Uncle Billy
      Lost his willy
      On the motorwaaayy HEY

    • @LuxioV2
      @LuxioV2 3 роки тому +2

      @@zachprime4683 I couldn’t remember the version I knew until I heard him say that 😂

    • @beans1629
      @beans1629 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was someone how both, like maybe it looks and it's the other one

  • @ant-fan
    @ant-fan 2 роки тому +4805

    "Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away" was also sung by The Joker in "Christmas with the Joker," the second episode of Batman: The Animated Series from 1992. That's the closest to canon we've gotten, as far as I'm aware. It's also notably before The Simpsons.

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 2 роки тому +160

      that is the version I learned, probably in the 70's (US)

    • @davidkuhn3970
      @davidkuhn3970 2 роки тому +65

      I heard this somewhere between 1965 and 1969 and was “Robin laid an egg”. (USA.)

    • @silvia.4442
      @silvia.4442 2 роки тому +37

      I watched that version. 😀 The Joker escapes on a rocket. 🚀

    • @PuddilyOops
      @PuddilyOops 2 роки тому +27

      Kenny Williams sang this version loudly in Mr. Mattus’ class in 1981. Ray Wiznowski tried asserting the ‘Joker did ballet’ version but Kenny said that was (homophobic slur) and so it was dropped. Correction not 1979 it was 1981.

    • @Teanu.
      @Teanu. 2 роки тому +8

      That's the one I know!

  • @cinnatamminen5367
    @cinnatamminen5367 2 роки тому +377

    Really didn't expect to see the Swedish version included here. Haven't heard it since I was a kid myself. What memories it brought.

    • @Kaofie
      @Kaofie Рік тому +29

      Agreed! and it was honestly really well performed from someone who probably doesn't even speak swedish

  • @BenM.Davies
    @BenM.Davies 4 роки тому +17026

    Tom Scott and Jacksfilms, the crossover no one really asked for, but the one everyone loves.

    • @MeGaDwarf2008
      @MeGaDwarf2008 4 роки тому +186

      My sentiment exactly! When I've noticed link to Jack in the description, I was WTF?

    • @vishnugopakumar8807
      @vishnugopakumar8807 4 роки тому +95

      Jack is exactly what this channel needs

    • @nicolask.3825
      @nicolask.3825 4 роки тому +67

      I would have never expected it, but it turned out amazingly.

    • @benwest5293
      @benwest5293 4 роки тому +12

      @@MeGaDwarf2008 i, for one, didn't know who that guy was. For people like me (who I guess are strongly in the minority), that's much appreciated

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 4 роки тому +3

      Copied

  • @ZachD1127
    @ZachD1127 3 роки тому +3334

    "Jingle bells, batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away!"
    Is sung by the joker in the animated series.

    • @sam-fr5tc
      @sam-fr5tc 3 роки тому +140

      And the joker got AYWAYYYYYYYYAHHHHHH

    • @anzoarts345
      @anzoarts345 3 роки тому +213

      That's the version I've always known

    • @jak7826
      @jak7826 3 роки тому +62

      Thats the version i know because i watched batman: the animated series.

    • @erinmcloughlin4045
      @erinmcloughlin4045 3 роки тому +35

      Mine was that, except we sang and the joker did ballet

    • @elizabethgundrum2619
      @elizabethgundrum2619 3 роки тому +14

      I knew that version before Batman: the animated series did it. Circa 1987/88 SW Missouri

  • @Nathan-wm8yb
    @Nathan-wm8yb 4 роки тому +1387

    “Accumulated heatmap of egg responses” was not something I thought I’d read today.

    • @robotslug
      @robotslug 4 роки тому +14

      Might very well be a new sentence.

    • @WangleLine
      @WangleLine 4 роки тому

      bwehehehe

    • @Gold161803
      @Gold161803 4 роки тому +17

      "Firearm oviparity" is a doozy as well

    • @jackfroste
      @jackfroste 4 роки тому +8

      The sheer amount of scientific rigor that went into this arcane and useless topic is exactly what makes UA-cam great.

    • @gemk7393
      @gemk7393 4 роки тому

      Welcome to 2020

  • @SladeDaName
    @SladeDaName Рік тому +1126

    The amount of British pride behind Tom’s delivery of “-but over here, he. flies. away.” is so powerful lmao

    • @vinnysworkshop
      @vinnysworkshop 17 днів тому +1

      As a child, I can agree that we are monsters.

  • @antialfrednt
    @antialfrednt 4 роки тому +3824

    Today in lockdown: Tom Scott and Jacksfilms drop Royalty Free Christmas Songs 7 at the furthest possible point from Christmas

  • @zarinaa1135
    @zarinaa1135 4 роки тому +1231

    I'm not sure how this affects the data but Joker in Batman the Animated Series in the 80's sang this song and there it was "laid an egg".
    *90's. Sorry about that. '92 to be exact*

    • @lDanielHolm
      @lDanielHolm 4 роки тому +145

      That was in the 90s, not the 80s. (TAS began airing in '92.)

    • @cles0v
      @cles0v 4 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @kykywox
      @kykywox 4 роки тому +50

      That's where I learned it from!
      I never saw the Simpson episode but I grew up on the Batman Animated Series :D

    • @williwonti
      @williwonti 4 роки тому +26

      Right, I don't remember the Simpsons being where I learned it but rather "Batman: The Animated Series". I seem to think I actually heard it on the playground before I saw it on Batman. Now I see that "Christmas With the Joker" aired in November 1992 so Simpsons didn't change it.

    • @_PatrickO
      @_PatrickO 4 роки тому +11

      @@williwonti The batman animated series likely never aired in the UK and it was likely always laid an egg in the US, the UK was different and changed by the simpsons for a period of time.

  • @cheeto.burrito
    @cheeto.burrito 3 роки тому +3307

    "Joker saved the day" is a variation only found in WB Kids' version, where the _Joker_ is the one singing that part

    • @BashoftheMonth
      @BashoftheMonth 3 роки тому +15

      What episode was this? I didn't watch the WB episodes too much.

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 3 роки тому

      +

    • @jackofclubs9751
      @jackofclubs9751 3 роки тому +38

      @@BashoftheMonth christmas with the joker

    • @something3530
      @something3530 3 роки тому +58

      But in batman the animated series it's the joker got away so it depends

    • @siam1832
      @siam1832 3 роки тому +12

      @@BashoftheMonth think it may have been between shows or something like a promo

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 Рік тому +183

    8:10 - the pause in Jack’s playing is killing me right now... the abruptness, the death stare, and the casual continuation! 😹😹

  • @kayleighh6213
    @kayleighh6213 4 роки тому +3320

    Honestly, this could have been a Bachelor's thesis for a linguistics student

    • @JetstreamGW
      @JetstreamGW 4 роки тому +51

      I mean, surely it'd have to cover a broader range of things.

    • @papagunit
      @papagunit 4 роки тому +222

      Would've taken them years to collect this much quality data haha

    • @MattsAwesomeStuff
      @MattsAwesomeStuff 4 роки тому +243

      Tom Scott's degree *is* in linguistics. Not computer science.

    • @denelson83
      @denelson83 4 роки тому +15

      Bang your lingui-sticks on your ear-drums.

    • @ilyaholt8607
      @ilyaholt8607 4 роки тому +89

      @@papagunit I feel like Tom has a slight advantage of having millions of people watching his content in that sense.

  • @r520jr8
    @r520jr8 3 роки тому +2561

    I thought everyone grew up with “Jingle Bells Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg, The Batmobile Lost a Wheel and the Joker got away, hey” especially since that version was even sung BY The Joker

    • @nilesmith8124
      @nilesmith8124 3 роки тому +95

      No i grew up with jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg uncle billy lost his willy on the motor way

    • @_bludie_
      @_bludie_ 3 роки тому +80

      Mine was joker did ballet

    • @arcashark389
      @arcashark389 3 роки тому +74

      Actually same and then Batman's in the kitchen
      Robins in the hall
      Jokers in the bathroom pissing on the wall, hey

    • @pandaragons6388
      @pandaragons6388 3 роки тому +21

      i heard that version but then i thought, "hey what if joker did ballet, that would be funnier," so i always sang that one. i actually didnt know other people already sang that version in other places XD

    • @Moald
      @Moald 3 роки тому +5

      I grew up with Billy losing his wily

  • @dishwashee
    @dishwashee 3 роки тому +1705

    honestly, jack’s attempt at swedish was very good, and i hadn’t heard that rhyme since i was little. what a wonderful surprise

    • @michaelcooper3633
      @michaelcooper3633 3 роки тому +31

      "Now repeat it in Swedish!"

    • @Chasta1n42
      @Chasta1n42 3 роки тому +10

      How was Sweden

    • @untitledswed1661
      @untitledswed1661 3 роки тому +35

      @@Chasta1n42 it was very swedish!

    • @wileng8655
      @wileng8655 3 роки тому +11

      @@Chasta1n42 väldigt svenskt

    • @phrodendekia
      @phrodendekia 3 роки тому +21

      I can't understand swedish, so it sounded very swedish to me

  • @timothymallon
    @timothymallon Рік тому +160

    I was born in the USA. As a small child, in grade school, I learned "Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid and egg. The Batmobile, lost its wheel and the Joker got away, Hey!" and that would have been around 1976, roughly. But no later than 1979. Consequently, we also learned a little ditty that went, "Batman's in the kitchen, Robin's in the hall, Joker's in the bathroom, peeing on the wall"

    • @2two10one5
      @2two10one5 Рік тому +8

      I remember the version with joker peeing on the wall. I remember singing that as a kid I am glad someone else brought it up

    • @rightsock_asock5574
      @rightsock_asock5574 Рік тому +6

      I was looking for someone who heard that second part! I heard it with the joker and robin switched at the end, though, and I’ve heard both “the joker got away” and “the joker did ballet”. Very interesting!

    • @Planetvorton
      @Planetvorton Рік тому +2

      FINALLY! I knew there was another verse, but I couldn't for the life of me remember what it was. Thank You!

  • @smpenn4430
    @smpenn4430 4 роки тому +1065

    For me it was:
    “Robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost its wheel and *the joker got away*” I assumed it was like this everywhere at least in the US

    • @Kaleii08
      @Kaleii08 4 роки тому +20

      Same, i was in California when i learned it

    • @tylergow3026
      @tylergow3026 4 роки тому +8

      Thats how it was in Colorado

    • @TURK_182
      @TURK_182 4 роки тому +10

      Seattle too

    • @thisisfine4093
      @thisisfine4093 4 роки тому +4

      Brooklyn too

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 4 роки тому +11

      New Hampshire, same.
      Never saw it on the Simpsons

  • @andrealabonair3519
    @andrealabonair3519 2 роки тому +10813

    "Children are monsters" and "You can't get 98% of Americans to agree on anything." are my favourite lines from this video.

    • @ZUnknownFox
      @ZUnknownFox 2 роки тому +154

      both are true.

    • @SoloPilot6
      @SoloPilot6 2 роки тому +354

      Actually, you could probably get 98% of Americans to agree that you can't get 98% of Americans to agree on anything.

    • @vg6761
      @vg6761 2 роки тому +10

      You can get

    • @KusaneHexaku
      @KusaneHexaku 2 роки тому +28

      @@vg6761 you really think that when flat earthers exist?

    • @shizune_
      @shizune_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@KusaneHexaku What does that have to do with water?

  • @zacgilbert8871
    @zacgilbert8871 4 роки тому +1534

    “You cant get 98% of Americans to agree on anything” -Tom Scott 2020
    The sad truth

    • @nukelernicky7793
      @nukelernicky7793 4 роки тому +17

      Would you rather they were all the same and didn’t have differing opinions?

    • @trashtrash2169
      @trashtrash2169 4 роки тому +41

      cant get 98 percent of any group to agree on anything perfectly.

    • @synonymous1079
      @synonymous1079 4 роки тому +19

      You can probably get them to hate the Brits.

    • @isaace436
      @isaace436 4 роки тому +8

      Except independence from Britain, we got that one right

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 4 роки тому +14

      @@synonymous1079 : Americans? No, we love Britain! And usually at least some actual British people.

  • @MightyManotaur22
    @MightyManotaur22 Рік тому +90

    The joy on your face when you get to tell the audience that your hypothesis was correct is so wholesome

  • @jolotabani
    @jolotabani 4 роки тому +3354

    In Finland we had one rhyme it went along the lines of: "Batman oli mielipuoli, hyppäs katolta ja kuoli."
    Which is translated to English: "Batman had a mental breakdown, jumped down from roof and died."
    *And yes, kids are truly monsters if you ask me.*

    • @pleasecontactme4274
      @pleasecontactme4274 4 роки тому +18

      XD

    • @sphinctergaming4352
      @sphinctergaming4352 4 роки тому +117

      Just Finnland being Finnland

    • @gentlemancharmander4411
      @gentlemancharmander4411 4 роки тому +154

      If you think that’s bad, here in America, we had at least 5 different variations of Barney the dinosaurs death through songs

    • @patu8010
      @patu8010 4 роки тому +93

      Another one is "Kevät tuli, lumi suli, lumen alta esiin tuli Bätmään!" ("Spring came, snow melted, from under the snow appeared Batman")
      But both of these are sang to the tune of the old Batman theme song

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 роки тому +6

      _oh_

  • @RafidW9
    @RafidW9 4 роки тому +417

    Jacksfilms and Tom Scott, a Collab I never thought I would ever see.

    • @Sestrim
      @Sestrim 4 роки тому +22

      I never knew how much I wanted this before I saw it.

    • @andybradley8347
      @andybradley8347 4 роки тому +9

      Same but I couldn’t be happier

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 4 роки тому +1

      I commented something similar, it is unbelievable

    • @Keijo_
      @Keijo_ 4 роки тому +4

      Yet more proof that literally anything can happen in 2020

    • @TimofejBliki
      @TimofejBliki 4 роки тому

      They both make grammar videos I guess
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @threelettermax924
    @threelettermax924 4 роки тому +1397

    Batman: Loses parents to a gun
    Robin: BECOMES parent to a gun
    We're through the looking glass here people.

    • @violetnhz
      @violetnhz 4 роки тому +1

      HAHA

    • @hioeo
      @hioeo 4 роки тому +5

      I prefer gun.
      I am american and was born in the 90's, but I prefer gun now.

    • @AndrewJJ-0114
      @AndrewJJ-0114 4 роки тому +3

      Because I'm a '90s kid, I read "We're through the looking glass here people" in Milhouse's voice.

  • @mark2talk2u
    @mark2talk2u Рік тому +38

    Your measurements in the UK are genius especially using the Simpson episode. This is similar to using an “instrument” to test for causal change. I grew up in Boston in the 70s. We sang “Robin laid an egg”. This was way before the Simpson’s episode. However, some of the Simpson’s writers were growing up in the Boston area during the 70s as well.

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 Рік тому +3

      It's amazing how conformist the United States is on so many things. I think it's to do with the puritanical history of the country. Anyone trying anything different gets shouted down, metaphorically speaking.

  • @tobyjohnson3898
    @tobyjohnson3898 4 роки тому +431

    Personally I think this should become a series “Tom Scott sends random surveys to a lot of people and rambles to the camera about his results for 15 minutes”

    • @resterdebout57
      @resterdebout57 4 роки тому +22

      And it will still be more regular than "YGS every Friday"

    • @zachkennedy6992
      @zachkennedy6992 4 роки тому

      truthbegins such an underrated comment

    • @wuliajeber
      @wuliajeber 4 роки тому

      Yes!!

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae 4 роки тому

      I loved this, so I'd watch more!

  • @samlamping5047
    @samlamping5047 4 роки тому +1697

    “Robin laid a GUN.”
    The keyboard slam just straight up killed me.

    • @Dicen_Delirio
      @Dicen_Delirio 4 роки тому +7

      "Keyboard"

    • @607
      @607 4 роки тому +76

      Galia Del Rio Yes, in English that part of the organ, piano, etc, is called 'keyboard'.

    • @LetoDK
      @LetoDK 4 роки тому +32

      @@Dicen_Delirio that's what it's called. Its been called keyboard long before computer keyboards came around.

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 4 роки тому +13

      LetoDK they weren’t called keyboards before the piano and harpsichord, though. In organs, they’re called “manuals”, and you typically have 2 to 5 of them.
      I know, I know, etymology isn’t relevant, but it is also the subject of this entire video.

    • @LaserKoray
      @LaserKoray 4 роки тому +7

      Umm, it’s called a Letter table

  • @Copur_
    @Copur_ 4 роки тому +34909

    "Robin laid a gun" is the most american thing that could've happened to it

  • @1a2b
    @1a2b Рік тому +17

    8:20 "firearm oviparity" is a truly incredible line

  • @TheDarkTrooper
    @TheDarkTrooper 4 роки тому +10754

    "You can't get 98% of Americans to agree on anything" - My personal favourite line in this video.

    • @void1313
      @void1313 4 роки тому +85

      they can agree on the fact this is the only time you wanna go back to school

    • @nathand9834
      @nathand9834 4 роки тому +150

      What about “Children are monsters”

    • @truetentic
      @truetentic 4 роки тому +21

      Mine is “Children are Monsters”

    • @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim
      @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim 4 роки тому +3

      @@void1313 no, sadly. . . :(

    • @redshift1976
      @redshift1976 4 роки тому +10

      That two percent are Republicans 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FD-vj6hd
    @FD-vj6hd 4 роки тому +580

    The timeline where jacksfilms sings ‘mr blobby did a jobby’ in a Tom Scott video is the best one

    • @FroZenMemes
      @FroZenMemes 4 роки тому +2

      Ffs😭

    • @cwmd7651
      @cwmd7651 4 роки тому +74

      Gotta say, I thought “a jobby” meant something much more demonetized than what Tom said

    • @rarehipster3145
      @rarehipster3145 4 роки тому +7

      CW MD I believe it is

    • @JakubS
      @JakubS 4 роки тому

      the prime timeline

    • @furretar6484
      @furretar6484 4 роки тому +3

      @@JakubS over here we call it the Steins;Gate

  • @katherineloya5793
    @katherineloya5793 4 роки тому +574

    I love this video, it has amazing statistical content and it also has:
    1. "It's June 2020, time in meaningless, let's talk about jingle bells."
    2. "You cants get 98% of Americans to agree on anything."
    3. Jacksfilms trying to sell us something on someone else's video

    • @samuelstrachan2726
      @samuelstrachan2726 4 роки тому +33

      The joke also being Brits see that type of advertising as taboo, and Americans have been used to it since birth

    • @UnforgetableLuncheon
      @UnforgetableLuncheon 4 роки тому +23

      4. "Children are monsters."

    • @khaitranngoc4176
      @khaitranngoc4176 3 роки тому +1

      5. Robin laid a Gun.

  • @Tabbycat2701
    @Tabbycat2701 Рік тому +20

    The version I always heard in Nz was “the Batmobile lost it’s wheel on the motorway” which honestly makes a lot more sense than any of those other things various people were supposedly losing on there lmao

  • @JAaronMattox
    @JAaronMattox 4 роки тому +1270

    The “Robin laid a gun” one is probably mixed from the version “Jingle Bells, shotgun shells, granny had a gun...”

    • @itairoz1434
      @itairoz1434 4 роки тому +115

      what wrong with your country

    • @Saphfeu
      @Saphfeu 4 роки тому +17

      I thought it was “911 911 grandma has a gun”

    • @JAaronMattox
      @JAaronMattox 4 роки тому +16

      “...shot me in my underwear in 1991” is how it ends, I think. It probably varies from grandmother to grandmother though.

    • @katiefinch9414
      @katiefinch9414 4 роки тому +16

      I’ve heard “911, 911, Santa’s got a gun! Shot a deer in the rear in 1981” as the addition to the broken skis variant

    • @joshbbrill
      @joshbbrill 4 роки тому +2

      i'm from the us and i've never even heard this

  • @SheetMusicBoss
    @SheetMusicBoss 3 роки тому +976

    Revisiting this video because I made a poll between "ran away" and "flew away" and everyone told me I was wrong

    • @rafidoza9180
      @rafidoza9180 3 роки тому +9

      That's why I'm here too

    • @sHooIT
      @sHooIT 3 роки тому +8

      Really? Most people put robin ran away?

    • @matthewvreeke9872
      @matthewvreeke9872 3 роки тому +4

      I came here directly after seeing your poll

    • @Magst3r1
      @Magst3r1 3 роки тому +13

      I actually came here because of your poll. It's laid an egg though, because the bird pun fits better

    • @Paranitis
      @Paranitis 3 роки тому +11

      @@sHooIT I think they are trying to say that the options were "ran away" and "flew away", and didn't take "laid an egg" into account because they may not have known that was an option if they never heard of it themselves, therefor the people taking the poll were saying they were wrong for not including "laid an egg".

  • @Purpleyoshisinthesky
    @Purpleyoshisinthesky 4 роки тому +1992

    Joker himself said “Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away” in the Batman: the Animated Series episode “Christmas with the Joker” which aired in 1992. So I’m counting that one as correct

    • @Jolll4
      @Jolll4 4 роки тому +150

      And this happened the previous year from the Simpsons episode. Due to the timing it is likely that the Simpsons got their reference Batman: the Animated Series.

    • @jdmaxim5738
      @jdmaxim5738 4 роки тому +26

      That’s where I’ve heard it!

    • @stareyedwitch
      @stareyedwitch 4 роки тому +58

      "Crashing through the roof, on a one horse open tree, breaking out I go, laughing all the wheee!"
      I've never heard that continuation of the song anywhere but that show.

    • @mister_i9245
      @mister_i9245 4 роки тому +9

      Thats the one I know

    • @wowgrab7553
      @wowgrab7553 4 роки тому +3

      That’s the exact version I know!

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 Рік тому +21

    Having Jack do this is like getting an honorary bonus track to Royalty Free Christmas Songs.

  • @exnihilo8388
    @exnihilo8388 4 роки тому +166

    I love how Jack tried dropping a sponsorship in a colab.
    Also the fact that Tom Scott and JacksFilms even did a colab is mind boggling

    • @InItForTheLoot
      @InItForTheLoot 4 роки тому +6

      Tom Scott did a clown with William osman and Micheal reeves

    • @helper_bot
      @helper_bot 4 роки тому +2

      Jack using a red sweater in this collab is amazing

    • @exnihilo8388
      @exnihilo8388 4 роки тому

      @@InItForTheLoot Tom Scott does what seems to be completely random colabs that no one asked for with UA-camrs you'd least expect

  • @megbennett626
    @megbennett626 3 роки тому +1551

    Being able to sing along with the “dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis” part was an immediate and jarring throwback to my childhood

    • @hannahheeeh
      @hannahheeeh 3 роки тому +57

      Seriously though, I didn't even remember that this was from the same song!

    • @caeleysimon2582
      @caeleysimon2582 3 роки тому +5

      I know right?

    • @mrh8142
      @mrh8142 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 3 роки тому +12

      What about 'dashing through the sand...'

    • @matthiascheah3519
      @matthiascheah3519 3 роки тому +1

      From a distance far, shooting Commissars

  • @ohalice1854
    @ohalice1854 3 роки тому +1509

    Hearing John sing a song in swedish that was deeply buried in my childhood memories - - - i have no words. My mind is blown. Thank you.

  • @karpi470
    @karpi470 Рік тому +10

    Another influence in the 90's could have stemmed from the Batman franchise itself. There is a Christmas epiaode of the animated Batman TV show where the Joker sings that song, and he also uses the "laid an egg" version.

  • @scorpinope
    @scorpinope 4 роки тому +963

    As an Australian this unearthed so many memories... Christ we were violent

    • @yellaturd
      @yellaturd 4 роки тому +117

      I wanted to see the results for what Australian's call "tag". I always knew it as "tiggy" growing up in QLD for whatever reason.

    • @fivesquared7822
      @fivesquared7822 4 роки тому +55

      @@yellaturd I would have liked to see that too. In Sydney we called it 'tip', at least in southern Sydney where I grew up. Northern suburbs had a high expat community, especially from South Africa particularly, where they called it 'it', and my parents had friends up there, so we often called it by two names

    • @daidarabotchi3891
      @daidarabotchi3891 4 роки тому +35

      @@yellaturd Tiggy in Victoria too. I'd love to see all the data! Did you by any chance have 'the batmobile lost its wheels, all on Christmas day, hey'?

    • @awfulwaffle6154
      @awfulwaffle6154 4 роки тому +39

      It's Chasey. Fight me irl

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao 4 роки тому +32

      @@yellaturd It was 'chasey' at my primary school in SA in the 00s. I had no idea there was so much variation across the country!

  • @bennetthaara8144
    @bennetthaara8144 4 роки тому +619

    The Joker actually sang the “Laid an egg” version on a Christmas episode of the Batman Animated series

    • @toomanyfandoms1684
      @toomanyfandoms1684 4 роки тому +41

      only it ends with "Got away" not "did Bailey"

    • @hannahalice1000
      @hannahalice1000 4 роки тому +18

      So - another Tom episode to see if that was what "informed" the Simpsons writers to their version or if it was inherent to the USA before then

    • @jeebsmagee
      @jeebsmagee 4 роки тому +20

      @@toomanyfandoms1684 Who is Bailey and why would the Joker be doing them, especially on a show for children?

    • @greenyodadude
      @greenyodadude 4 роки тому +1

      @@hannahalice1000 based on how long it took animation to get made in the 90s, they probably came up with the line independently

    • @Xylos144
      @Xylos144 4 роки тому +3

      Doesn't the Flash also sing (say) it in the Justice League cartoon?

  • @Victoriasm31
    @Victoriasm31 4 роки тому +571

    Playground rhymes and their evolution are fascinating, because they are being passed down from year to year, rather than generation to generation. Nobody is learning them from their parents (unlike, for example, nursery rhymes); they're learning them from older kids who learnt them from older kids who learnt them... I wonder if this gives them the opportunity to develop 20-30 times more quickly than nursery rhymes.

    • @airierwitch4116
      @airierwitch4116 4 роки тому +32

      That would make sense - it's like the evolution of viruses compared to the evolution elephants.

    • @evilfriedchicken5965
      @evilfriedchicken5965 4 роки тому +18

      I even remember changing playground rhymes on my own when I was in kindergarten, then trying to convince all the other children to use my version. It was minor stuff, like changing a pronoun or negating a phrase to turn it into the opposite. Most of the time, you couldn't even tell which version was the original because the change was so subtle.

    • @shadycharacters1934
      @shadycharacters1934 4 роки тому +3

      @@evilfriedchicken5965 I remember kids making ruder and more cynical versions of rhymes and overusing them to the point where everyone just went along with that being the original.

    • @lightonthehill8548
      @lightonthehill8548 4 роки тому +4

      An interesting thing about the rise of xbox and ps games for children is the potential decline in playground games. Where did you learn "tag" as it's described in the video, or red rover, or hide and seek, or, if you're female, skipping rhymes or hopscotch? Children learn from older children, which may mean the end for these games if children's games on xboxes and the like continue to grow.
      I know I sound like a boomer, but this is a genuine thing that scholars worry about. That sounds even more like a boomer.

    • @lightonthehill8548
      @lightonthehill8548 4 роки тому +3

      @Cj wattsup agreed, it's not a bad thing. Just interesting that this thing based on for generations may end soon. And a little sad. It's healthy to get out in fresh air for a while!

  • @_doodles01
    @_doodles01 2 роки тому +40

    I learned it from the Junie B. Jones Christmas book! I'm only a few minutes in, but so far I feel like that's been overlooked as a source for this version solidifying itself in the minds of many children, although I highly suspect the author was using the version from the Simpsons, so that's likely still the true originator of this 'full version'.

    • @user-cy3lp4cl7j
      @user-cy3lp4cl7j 2 роки тому +4

      Same here!!!

    • @dfp_01
      @dfp_01 Рік тому

      Same. I didn't know the Simpsons ever did it

  • @leemckenna8214
    @leemckenna8214 3 роки тому +1173

    "Robin laid an egg" "Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away" the ONLY WAY I KNEW IT GROWING UP. I started hearing SOME of these others the more i grew up and the internet brought as all closer together.

    • @leemckenna8214
      @leemckenna8214 3 роки тому +33

      And of course... " ... HEY!!"

    • @meahlive9124
      @meahlive9124 3 роки тому +2

      me too! tho I think I had Horay! at the end of it :)

    • @foggy_nights
      @foggy_nights 3 роки тому +7

      ya! surprised "saved the day" was more popular

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 3 роки тому +4

      This was exactly my version, too!

    • @phoebethefey
      @phoebethefey 3 роки тому +4

      That was mine too. It was in one of the Batman cartoons

  • @helloitsowen6639
    @helloitsowen6639 4 роки тому +1020

    The fact that Jack hits the "Heyyyyaaaayy" the same way every time.

  • @culturedcrazygirl
    @culturedcrazygirl 4 роки тому +2799

    When you said “children are monsters” I was confused until I remembered that there was a song at my elementary school were you beat Barney to death with a bat.

    • @lordpsi99
      @lordpsi99 4 роки тому +350

      Was it "I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill Barney. With a baseball bat to his head. Now Barney (something something) dead."? It's been years since I heard it!

    • @culturedcrazygirl
      @culturedcrazygirl 4 роки тому +66

      Lord Psi yep exactly that!

    • @WeAreComingHome
      @WeAreComingHome 4 роки тому +97

      Flushed his body down the potty...
      When you mentioned the Barney song this popped into my head but I'm struggling to remember the other words we used.

    • @InkFilledCity
      @InkFilledCity 4 роки тому +187

      @@lordpsi99 the one I had was a bit different I had
      "I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill barney, with 1 shot 2 shot 3 and 4 no more purple dinosaur"

    • @howdopplthinkofthese
      @howdopplthinkofthese 4 роки тому +30

      "With a baseball bat and a needle(?) up his nose, no more purple dinosaur "

  • @dudethedude1220
    @dudethedude1220 11 місяців тому +21

    12:24 I love how aware Jacksfilms is of how annoyed his fans get when he stretches the sponsorship segment way too much, but continues to do it anyways because it is funny

  • @niklasschmidt3610
    @niklasschmidt3610 4 роки тому +596

    As a german who never liked singing it was "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, [mumbling]..., Hey"

    • @Metal_Tao
      @Metal_Tao 4 роки тому +6

      Haha, I love this

    • @s4ndwichMakeR
      @s4ndwichMakeR 4 роки тому +6

      There is no such Jingle Bells parody in German-speaking countries, right?
      I only remember parodies of the “Advent, Advent” poem with different outcomes.

    • @viktorg6823
      @viktorg6823 4 роки тому +3

      As a German, I'd be surprised if many Germans actually knew how the lyrics continue after 'Jingle Bells'.

    • @s4ndwichMakeR
      @s4ndwichMakeR 4 роки тому

      @@viktorg6823 „Weihnachtszeit, Weihnachtszeit, sag allen Bescheid!“

    • @2rooms19
      @2rooms19 4 роки тому +6

      s4ndwichMakeR Leise rieselt der Schnee / Christkind fährt mit ˋnem VW / höret wie leise es kracht / Christkind hat ˋnen Unfall gemacht

  • @themanmrbijok7364
    @themanmrbijok7364 4 роки тому +1118

    ...You forgot to mention one key factor. Batman The Animated Series did “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” and it mentioned the fact that Robin laid an egg, but also that the Batmobile lost its wheel on a German Motorway.

    • @arcanics1971
      @arcanics1971 4 роки тому +16

      But it came after the Simpsons.

    • @hexeddecimals
      @hexeddecimals 4 роки тому +52

      @@arcanics1971 still important to consider

    • @bdf2718
      @bdf2718 4 роки тому +15

      Which explains Kraftwerk's lyrics "Wir fart, fart, fart auf der Autobahn."

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 4 роки тому +29

      @@arcanics1971 but it was in an actual batman show and performed by mark hamil, so it is infinitely more memorable since this version is directly associated with batman.

    • @qwerfa
      @qwerfa 4 роки тому +8

      @@enemyinc.6741 the song was also sung by Bart in Christmas with the Simpsons in 1989.

  • @blinky5247
    @blinky5247 4 роки тому +709

    “Robin laid a gun” unearthed so many childhood memories I didn’t even know existed until now

    • @squirlmy
      @squirlmy 4 роки тому +19

      a traumatic flashback? I hope you're just getting nostalgic, but that version kinda creeps me out. What kind of twisted mind would make that up?

    • @cocoafox
      @cocoafox 4 роки тому +2

      SAME

    • @aureliabackup7313
      @aureliabackup7313 4 роки тому +32

      The logistics of laying a gun are incomprehensible.

    • @PixelBoyMiner
      @PixelBoyMiner 4 роки тому +13

      @@squirlmy children where firearms tend to be a realitively common thing lmao

    • @cade579
      @cade579 4 роки тому +13

      @@aureliabackup7313 kids think its funny to lay a gun and most kids don't think about logistics

  • @Krivbeknih29303
    @Krivbeknih29303 Рік тому +825

    'Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost its wheel and the joker got away' is the version I know

    • @yayuman3486
      @yayuman3486 Рік тому +45

      I was confused when he said did ballet

    • @scarletcrusader5431
      @scarletcrusader5431 Рік тому +7

      same, Wisco here

    • @keelysmash
      @keelysmash Рік тому +12

      Im from New Zealand and thats the version that was sung at my school so who tf knows how that spread

    • @tiredcerulean
      @tiredcerulean Рік тому +4

      same

    • @UBN6
      @UBN6 Рік тому +27

      @@keelysmash That's the version from Batman the Animated Series, that's were i know it from:
      Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobil lost a wheel and the Joker got away.
      Crashing through the Roof, on a one Horse open Tree, busting out i go, laughing all the way.

  • @noidea2568
    @noidea2568 4 роки тому +467

    Tom Scott and Jacksfilms - a collab that we didn't even know we wanted.

    • @ayoitscat
      @ayoitscat 4 роки тому +3

      But I'm so glad it exists

    • @depressed.lemonade
      @depressed.lemonade 4 роки тому

      we did not know we wanted it, but deep down inside, we knew we needed it

    • @cmckee42
      @cmckee42 4 роки тому +1

      Not going to lie. I was definitely expecting Jay Forman instead.

    • @hareezkaikyou
      @hareezkaikyou 4 роки тому

      Hey Im not complaining

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 4 роки тому +1

      But, what I really wanted to know was... Who is today's sponsor? Was it the number Seven? I bet it was the number 7.

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin 4 роки тому +595

    The version I remember made more logical sense: "The Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away, hey!" That's also the version Mark Hamill sings, as the Joker, in Batman: the Animated Series, November, 1992 (Season 1, Episode 38, credit to andybearchan) immediately before using a rocket hidden in a Christmas tree to escape from Arkham Asylum.

    • @honeyfugle
      @honeyfugle 4 роки тому +11

      I know this version too but I think just from TV

    • @josiah2070
      @josiah2070 4 роки тому +12

      Thats where i heard the song as well

    • @JoelYoder
      @JoelYoder 4 роки тому +21

      Considering the spike in the UK happens in the 90s, I wonder how much the Batman animated series contributed to it.

    • @nkelly5851
      @nkelly5851 4 роки тому +3

      That's the one I know but I've never figured out where I got it from!

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 4 роки тому +4

      woodrobin That's the version I know! Though I (mis?)remember it as "Joker ran away".

  • @urbicide_if
    @urbicide_if 3 роки тому +749

    I was born in 2005 and live in Michigan, no one ever used the “flew away variant” everyone agreed that it was “laid an egg” the real divide was “joker got away” vs “joker did ballet”

    • @justinrf7662
      @justinrf7662 3 роки тому +29

      I knew of "and the joker lost his head, hey"

    • @jebpeterson6418
      @jebpeterson6418 3 роки тому +22

      laid an *gun*

    • @LilCheesyBean
      @LilCheesyBean 3 роки тому +6

      Flew away makes more sense to me because all of the endings I know rhyme with it

    • @whizkid0521
      @whizkid0521 3 роки тому +10

      I too was born in 2005 and I live within the UK. Everyone in my area would say “laid an egg” and the most common version we had was “Uncle Billy lost his willy”. However, we would occasionally hear “The batmobile lost it’s wheel and the joker got away”

    • @NinjaPickle
      @NinjaPickle 3 роки тому +4

      2004 in Alabama, and the Joker ballet variant, while rare, was still a version I had heard. Same with the Saved the Day variant

  • @algomaone121
    @algomaone121 Рік тому +12

    Regarding the “Robin laid an egg” verse...it most certainly existed by AT LEAST 1975 in Philadelphia, PA, when I remember singing it on the school bus and in the schoolyard. Also, there was no other ending lyric than “the Bat Mobile lost a wheel and THE JOKER GOT AWAY!”

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome 4 роки тому +742

    "you can't get 98% of Americans to agree on ANYTHING!" so, so true
    Jack's singing is hilarious here, especially the gun version

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 4 роки тому +7

      Not even 80%

    • @CobaltKuma
      @CobaltKuma 4 роки тому +19

      *GUN.*

    • @poigikibobo
      @poigikibobo 4 роки тому +6

      @@CobaltKuma *G U N.*

    • @krissp8712
      @krissp8712 4 роки тому +5

      He's having waaayyy too much fun with that singing lmao

    • @name_tag_
      @name_tag_ 4 роки тому +2

      8:10 you're welcome ;3

  • @KarlBaron
    @KarlBaron 4 роки тому +762

    I was today years old when I realized that “laid an egg” was a bird joke. I always thought it was that Robin farted (why else would Batman smell?). “Who laid an egg?” was slang to ask who farted at the time.

    • @kisinja4582
      @kisinja4582 4 роки тому +47

      is it not a double entendre ??

    • @smoothred9453
      @smoothred9453 4 роки тому +4

      @@kisinja4582 yes

    • @Liam3851
      @Liam3851 4 роки тому +29

      It had also never occurred to me that it was a bird joke. I wonder- is "laid an egg" a slang term for farting in Britain, or purely North America? As a fart joke, only laid an egg makes sense. But if "laid an egg" isn't common slang in Britain, it makes complete sense they have a different version-- as a bird joke, "flew away" rhymes better and is just as sensible.

    • @cl0msy
      @cl0msy 4 роки тому +2

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @cristlewrite7944
      @cristlewrite7944 4 роки тому +13

      Tbh, I just realized conciously now. I always thought to myself as a kid "why would robin be laying an egg???"😂
      The parody version overall just confused me cause I would always overanaylze it in my head. I have a learning disorder that has the side effect of sometimes taking words/phrases very literally, though, so thats probably why🙃

  • @AugustBreak
    @AugustBreak 4 роки тому +254

    I love this collab with JacksFilms because anyone who isn’t familiar with his content might check him out for music and end up finding classics like Top 10 Farts

    • @coobk
      @coobk 4 роки тому +9

      or raping vs rapping

    • @VNdoug
      @VNdoug 4 роки тому +3

      This Christmas I want to give you my heart... but not if you can't tell 'rapping' and 'raping' apart!

    • @mkoldewijn
      @mkoldewijn 4 роки тому +1

      Ah a true fan!

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv Рік тому +14

    You should do the “Trick or treat, smell my feet” song next.

    • @allocatingdesign7884
      @allocatingdesign7884 2 місяці тому +1

      @ferretyluv Oh man I forgot about this one! I remember it as being:
      “Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat
      If you don’t, I don’t care, cause I can see your underwear”

  • @rash8153
    @rash8153 4 роки тому +2315

    Jacksfilms on tomorrow's YIAY: "Describe Batman's body odour in just 4 words"

    • @Hello-yr1ux
      @Hello-yr1ux 4 роки тому +17

      Goose if you are right, wth

    • @ZR-kp5qh
      @ZR-kp5qh 4 роки тому +4

      30 likes in 1 minute

    • @Neymarinet
      @Neymarinet 4 роки тому +41

      NEVER would have expected to see a jacksfilms and tom scott collab video. my likey

    • @mohamadeen
      @mohamadeen 4 роки тому +15

      @@Neymarinet it's a very me me big brain moment

    • @abelnagy422
      @abelnagy422 4 роки тому +2

      you misspelled LWIAY

  • @amarevite8388
    @amarevite8388 4 роки тому +492

    I was very unprepared for Jack’s “today’s sponsor is” at the very end and laughed maybe more than I should have

    • @pewpewdragon4483
      @pewpewdragon4483 4 роки тому +4

      I now strangely want to know, who is today's sponsor XD

    • @benelliott9158
      @benelliott9158 4 роки тому +7

      @@pewpewdragon4483 movement watches

    • @luketurner314
      @luketurner314 4 роки тому +8

      I was laughing more at Tom's "No"

    • @JV-vk1lh
      @JV-vk1lh 4 роки тому +6

      R a i d s h a d o w l e g e n d s

  • @ManaPirate
    @ManaPirate 2 роки тому +2115

    "Let's talk about jingle bells in the middle of summer"
    As an Australian, I see no issues with this statement

  • @unpossible_
    @unpossible_ 2 роки тому +19

    holy cow i grew up in the pacific northwest and i remember that one, one of my neighbors taught it to me and it was mildly popular in school.

    • @rebca_
      @rebca_ Рік тому +2

      me too! it unlocked a few memories when i heard it, i completely forgot it existed. i remember it being my favorite version but being told off for singing it

    • @TheHoliestCow
      @TheHoliestCow Рік тому

      You called

  • @forge23
    @forge23 4 роки тому +497

    "Firearm Oviparity" I'm sorry, but that had me in stitches so hard. Brilliant word use.

    • @x3ICEx
      @x3ICEx 4 роки тому +1

      Hi. Timestamp please? It's not in the subtitles/transcript. Edit: 8:20 on-screen text.

    • @noahmorris1015
      @noahmorris1015 4 роки тому +1

      it's not the version i grew up with... but it is certainly the most american version i've ever heard lmao

  • @KnightOfAwesometon
    @KnightOfAwesometon 4 роки тому +590

    Might be worth considering that an episode of "Batman: The Animated Series" titled "Christmas with the Joker" aired in 1992, and the episode has a rendition of the song at the very beginning. In the episode, it goes:
    🎶Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg🎶
    🎶The Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away🎶
    So it could have been a combination of The Simpsons and Batman: The Animated Series, or at the very least Batman: The Animated Series would have had some effect on the data.

    • @subscriber6181
      @subscriber6181 4 роки тому +18

      I remember watching that episode. I guess that version must be correct because it comes directly from the source :)

    • @Timon-IrishFolk
      @Timon-IrishFolk 4 роки тому +6

      @@subscriber6181 There isn't a "correct" version imo. Every answer here is valid.

    • @t-kozy39
      @t-kozy39 4 роки тому +1

      version i heard always had “joker played ballet” lmao

    • @chrn5207
      @chrn5207 4 роки тому +4

      That's the version I grew up knowing

    • @conordineen5071
      @conordineen5071 4 роки тому +5

      I've never seen that episode but that is the exact version I know I'm suprised it wasn't featured in the episode.

  • @TheCandoRailfan
    @TheCandoRailfan 4 роки тому +1432

    "Children are monsters."
    - Tom Scott, twice.

    • @otakuman706
      @otakuman706 4 роки тому +29

      It's an important lesson.
      Children ARE monsters.

    • @juliansenfr
      @juliansenfr 4 роки тому +9

      Feel free to ask any parent that have spent the last 2-6 months* with their children under lockdown.

    • @mozkitolife5437
      @mozkitolife5437 4 роки тому +4

      @@juliansenfr 😭😭😭😭
      Kill us.
      Kill us, now.

    • @BlazerDarkness
      @BlazerDarkness 4 роки тому +2

      Agism is an invisible enough issue that I don't by any means like Tom less for this, but I hope it becomes less so in the future, enough that people look back on this and think it aged poorly. Youth rights!

    • @basione
      @basione 4 роки тому

      @@otakuman706 And we all have one in our heads.

  • @potato_bonnie26
    @potato_bonnie26 2 роки тому +66

    I’m from the UK and grew up with “Kojak lost his lollipop on the M6 motorway” although I never actually knew who Kojak was. I quickly learned about Uncle Billy losing his willy in primary school

    • @7llininthedream
      @7llininthedream Рік тому +1

      So did I! And I also never knew who kojak was and how to spell it hahaha

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 Рік тому +1

      How the hell would so many people learn this Kojak version? If it wasn't on TV or radio, I mean.

    • @7llininthedream
      @7llininthedream Рік тому +4

      @@ajs41 parents!

    • @potato_bonnie26
      @potato_bonnie26 Рік тому +2

      @@ajs41 I have no idea to be honest, I guess it just got spread down from parents to their children and so on?

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 Рік тому +1

      i didn't even know who robin was, i've never been into superhero comics so i just kinda went with it. i thought uncle billy might've been someone specific too. felt bad for him, even if i didn't actually know what a willy was at the time :(

  • @sappyfx
    @sappyfx 4 роки тому +692

    "Children are monsters"
    - Tom Scott 2020

  • @b1tchymitchy
    @b1tchymitchy 3 роки тому +735

    I'm surprised the broken skis one wasn't as popular. I heard it all the time as a kid

    • @boomer.beasley
      @boomer.beasley 3 роки тому +61

      for me it was sorta a second verse so maybe people just didn’t include it

    • @cur1ouscatf1sh
      @cur1ouscatf1sh 3 роки тому +85

      I knew that as a completely separate jingle bells version.
      Dashing through the snow
      On a pair of broken skis
      O’er the hills we go
      Crashing into trees
      The snow is turning red
      I think I’m almost dead
      I wake up in a hospital
      With stitches in my head
      > (I also heard “peeing in the bed” as an alternative to this line)
      (Oh!)
      911! 911! Grandma’s got a gun!
      Shot a deer
      Up the rear
      In 1981 (hey!)

    • @addiosnia
      @addiosnia 3 роки тому +1

      Same here

    • @b1tchymitchy
      @b1tchymitchy 3 роки тому +4

      @@cur1ouscatf1sh same

    • @garfled
      @garfled 3 роки тому +4

      I sung this one but the ending was either "holding Rudolph's head" or "holding my own head"

  • @Electricity0
    @Electricity0 4 роки тому +4293

    Friend: "Robin laid an egg"
    Tom: "Its Robin flew away"
    Friend: "No it's not!"
    Tom: "Let me ask 64,182 people"

    • @JrgPt96
      @JrgPt96 4 роки тому +65

      This is just him getting back at Gary for the last season of One of these people is lying.

    • @Lo33y_
      @Lo33y_ 4 роки тому +5

      @@JrgPt96 one of these people??

    • @iabervon
      @iabervon 4 роки тому +49

      @@Lo33y_ There's the infamous "one of these people is lying, one misunderstood the article, and the third made up an answer that's the most accurate" game.

    • @Lo33y_
      @Lo33y_ 4 роки тому +5

      @@iabervon oh tromso

    • @eziitis8
      @eziitis8 4 роки тому +6

      It was probably Matt

  • @stevenohenries5127
    @stevenohenries5127 Рік тому +7

    I was born in 1998 and grew up in Maidstone, Kent and “Robin laid an egg” was always the version I heard as a kid! I think it usually ended abruptly immediately after that line, but the bit about Uncle Billy losing his willy on the motorway does sound vaguely familiar too.

  • @Viperzka
    @Viperzka 4 роки тому +1180

    Given how many Americans agree on "laid an egg", I would bet that the Simpsons used that version because it's what they personally grew up with and didn't even realize there were other versions.

    • @alexn1168
      @alexn1168 4 роки тому +5

      Or thats what influenced the change in lyrics

    • @kadenlopez1051
      @kadenlopez1051 4 роки тому +37

      Alex N the chart showed there was no big change in America when the episode aired

    • @alexn1168
      @alexn1168 4 роки тому +1

      @@kadenlopez1051 I thought that was birth year of the people voting not years passed

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 4 роки тому +13

      @@alexn1168 That's the year at which the person was 8 years old. So kids in elementary school in the 90s in the UK were likely to use the "laid an egg" version, but the rest of the people from the UK who responded remembered something else (especially "flew away"). But Americans of all ages remember "laid an egg," even if they were already adults when the Simpson's episode aired.

    • @Olivia-yk8lm
      @Olivia-yk8lm 4 роки тому +2

      I’ve never even watched the simpsons (don’t attack me) and I’ve always only know the “robin laid am egg” version.

  • @Itsspelledketchup
    @Itsspelledketchup 3 роки тому +3088

    You have admit, Robin laying an egg is a more humorous image than just flying away.

  • @maulanamuhammad7633
    @maulanamuhammad7633 4 роки тому +542

    "It's 2020. Time is meaningless" -Tom Scott, 2020.

  • @DarthBoardBVE
    @DarthBoardBVE Рік тому +6

    Three years late here, but the version on the Simpsons was definitely the one I heard/sang as a kid, and that was long before the Simpsons came out (I was in high school when Simpsons started). The Joker also sang it in Batman:The Animated Series in 1992.

  • @user-iz8rr1kt5w
    @user-iz8rr1kt5w 4 роки тому +425

    the broken skis version was so iconic as a kid, everyone knew it. i can’t believe so few people knew it

    • @Whitsoxrule1
      @Whitsoxrule1 4 роки тому +83

      I think it was a totally separate rhyme, I knew that rhyme but I didn't include it when I responded in the survey, didn't even come to mind because I don't associate it with the "Batman smells" rhyme

    • @divineengine547
      @divineengine547 4 роки тому +28

      @@Whitsoxrule1 It was a different rhyme. I guess it got included here because it was just a different part of the Jingle Bells song.

    • @annhaas2613
      @annhaas2613 4 роки тому +8

      It's a different thing for me. The Batman and skis are completely separate

    • @soupinabagel4021
      @soupinabagel4021 4 роки тому +4

      I had always heard the version where the final line was woke up in a hospital with an artificial head

    • @5jay540
      @5jay540 4 роки тому

      i remember this part of the song and imagining the joker was the one singing while getting chased by batman and robin then yelling at harley quinn Take me to the hospital or shoot me in the head

  • @MoLaupi
    @MoLaupi 4 роки тому +1215

    Jack: "Today's sponsor is.."
    Tom: "We don't do that here."

  • @justinwilliams566
    @justinwilliams566 4 роки тому +775

    The "laid an egg version" is also sung by Hamil's Joker in Batman: The Animated Series. It was also in the 90s. Was the series as popular in the UK as it was in the states?

    • @MrHealingartist
      @MrHealingartist 4 роки тому +62

      I remember that episode clearly and that is exactly my personal source of this version of the song. I didn't even know that the Simpsons performed that same version! I was so surprised to see no mention of that episode of Batman here. I searched the comments for validity and found it. Thank you!

    • @kurttappe
      @kurttappe 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrHealingartist Because it predated that series by over a decade?

    • @bobdiedtwice1620
      @bobdiedtwice1620 4 роки тому +3

      especially since that episode aired in 92

    • @123userthatsme
      @123userthatsme 4 роки тому +10

      Joker got away, no need for Robin to fly away. Two many "away" words

    • @GirlGamerHacker
      @GirlGamerHacker 4 роки тому +10

      Jingle Bells,
      Batman smells
      Robin laid an egg
      The Batmobile lost a wheel and
      The Joker got away
      Crushing through the roof
      On a one horse open tree
      Busting out I go
      Laughing all the Wheeeeeee! Hahaha

  • @kamalindsey
    @kamalindsey 2 роки тому +11

    Regionalism is very uncommon across many things in America, which is surprising considering how big the country is. One difference is what people call a "soda".

  • @bennycook1
    @bennycook1 4 роки тому +634

    The broken ski’s part for me was not associated with “jingle bells, batman smells”. There was a completely different chorus section, at least in the version I knew.

    • @thesupreme7815
      @thesupreme7815 4 роки тому +31

      911 911 someone call the cops
      Bring me to the hospital
      And feed me lollipops
      That's the chorus I knew for that

    • @callumcuda7903
      @callumcuda7903 4 роки тому +24

      Yea I'm in the US and knew them as totally different rhymes

    • @DonutDelivery
      @DonutDelivery 4 роки тому

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @ruairidh3452
      @ruairidh3452 4 роки тому +1

      something about skiing?

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 4 роки тому

      so what is it?

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 4 роки тому +806

    “It’s 2020, time is meaningless, let’s talk about Jingle Bells in the middle of summer.”
    All right, I held off for long enough; that line earns you a subscriber.

    • @Vearru
      @Vearru 4 роки тому +10

      I realized I wasn’t subscribed after reading this and am too now a subscriber.

    • @isabelchmontuenga
      @isabelchmontuenga 4 роки тому +19

      Shame on you. Tom has deserved your suscription all this time

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому

      Whaddaya mean, time doesn't exist

    • @Meaxis
      @Meaxis 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you for reminding me that I needed to sub to him.

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 4 роки тому +2

      isabelchmontuenga You’re absolutely right, and I feel bad for waiting.
      Honestly, the only reason I held off is because my sub box is already crowded as is, and I was worried about putting any more quality videos in there that I might accidentally miss. He’s good enough to be worth it, though.

  • @SheaStevenson
    @SheaStevenson 4 роки тому +1295

    "Time is meaningless, let's talk about Jingle Bells in the middle of summer."
    Sounds like a typical Christmas in the southern hemisphere

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 4 роки тому +17

      Exactly, it's more of a winter song than Christmas; in fact, it was originally written for a different winter holiday (Thanksgiving, celebrated at the end of November, which is already winter where it was written in the northeastern USA). So perfectly appropriate in Australia (and New Zealand, South Africa, etc) now.

    • @jenniferflorance944
      @jenniferflorance944 4 роки тому +8

      Toby Bartels Haha no we only sing Jingle Bells at Christmas time in Australia. Very few parts of Australia get cold enough to have snow in winter

    • @RanEncounter
      @RanEncounter 4 роки тому

      What do you mean? It is not summer in the southern hemisphere right now.

    • @caelummccartin4310
      @caelummccartin4310 4 роки тому +1

      @@tobybartels8426 have you ever seen snow? Cause where I live (north west of melbourne) it only snows once every 2 years

    • @captain-chair
      @captain-chair 3 роки тому +1

      @@jenniferflorance944 What about the
      Rusty Holden Ute variant?

  • @juliusreiner5733
    @juliusreiner5733 2 роки тому +10

    I was born in late 90s USA. While I would’ve answered the “laid an egg” version of the default I def remember kids using the “laid a gun” version as a spoof. I reckon if you’d asked people for any alternate versions they knew they’d have given that one a fair bit

  • @McBinnagin
    @McBinnagin 2 роки тому +1901

    Growing up in America in the 90s I know the crashing into trees and snow is turning red bit, but it was never associated with the "batman smells" version of Jingle Bells, it was it's own thing. If jingle Bells started with "batman smells" we went for the Robin laid an egg bit, if it didn't start with "batman smells" we went for the red snow version. Completely separate songs when I was a kid

    • @dragonqueen9452
      @dragonqueen9452 2 роки тому +36

      Same

    • @NMS409
      @NMS409 2 роки тому +12

      Yep

    • @andygravelle2202
      @andygravelle2202 2 роки тому +24

      I remember this from my elementary school however I was born in ‘07

    • @AnnaBarberYT
      @AnnaBarberYT Рік тому +9

      Agreed. My siblings and I just sang the red snow part as another verse to jingles bells.

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz Рік тому +10

      Jingle bells
      Santa smells
      Easter's on the way
      Oh what fun it is to ride
      In wrecked up Chevrolet

  • @PentaB313
    @PentaB313 3 роки тому +4062

    “Jingle-bells Batman smells, robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost a wheel and the joker got away, hey!” is the only way I ever knew it

  • @spacefishindustries
    @spacefishindustries 3 роки тому +1150

    dude, that Robin Laid a Gun song gave me CHILLS. Everyone at my elementary school used to sing that exact version all the time.
    I suppose it makes sense considering I grew up in Texas but still

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 3 роки тому +7

      Same here in Maine.

    • @finnegan728
      @finnegan728 3 роки тому +21

      as a canadian i heard that one too, except or wasnt the “original”, it made us laugh though

    • @Xear00
      @Xear00 3 роки тому +6

      I heard the gun verse as well growing up in New Jersey, with the ballet one following shortly after. About a year later I finally learned of the original.

    • @bretthansen6634
      @bretthansen6634 3 роки тому +6

      I heard it but as “grandma got a gun”

    • @mrunktarian5283
      @mrunktarian5283 2 роки тому +5

      Only in America

  • @Skyrim_Shuffle
    @Skyrim_Shuffle 2 роки тому +1

    The algorithm is showing me this on the heels of November 2022. I love this and I wish I could have been a part of the survey! Thanks, Tom! Hope you enjoy your holidays!

  • @wintermute8315
    @wintermute8315 3 роки тому +2213

    Today I realised that 'laid an egg' was related to Robin being a bird. Wow.

    • @mikkelbreiler8916
      @mikkelbreiler8916 3 роки тому +47

      Which just makes you wonder what other things adults around you got away with when you were a kid...

    • @giddyup523
      @giddyup523 3 роки тому +69

      I always assumed it was him laying an egg as in the ephenism for farting or crapping your pants. Until today, I would never have assumed it was related to birds...and I'm still not sure it was supposed to be.

    • @Horizqn_
      @Horizqn_ 3 роки тому +4

      So Robin is not the character but THE bird.

    • @sharonahamilton
      @sharonahamilton 3 роки тому +2

      Me too, haha

    • @iankemp1131
      @iankemp1131 3 роки тому +4

      @@giddyup523 It's the double meaning that gives it extra legs. But I think "laid an egg" for farting is more common in USA than UK? We used to say "phwoaaar - eggy one" but not "you laid an egg". Which may explain why the "flew away" variant gained ground in the UK as "laid an egg" didn't obviously follow from "Batman smells".

  • @ashfreywar9862
    @ashfreywar9862 4 роки тому +754

    I love how Tom’s conclusion in this is that children are monsters

  • @sphrcl.
    @sphrcl. 4 роки тому +778

    I love how serious Tom is when talking about a children's song about "Batman smelling."

  • @Nanagos
    @Nanagos 11 місяців тому +3

    This is such a great topic, especially everyone of us experienced how something spreads around by mouth in school but we often didn't know where it originally came from.

  • @laurenwhittington1700
    @laurenwhittington1700 4 роки тому +8059

    why did i just realize that “robin laid an egg” was a bird joke..........

    • @jamesagarfield7775
      @jamesagarfield7775 4 роки тому +463

      I'm not mad, just disappointed

    • @dready529
      @dready529 4 роки тому +166

      Lmao imagine James a Garfield pulling the not mad, just disappointed card on you

    • @aoi831
      @aoi831 4 роки тому +79

      Glad I'm not alone

    • @V.ctis.
      @V.ctis. 4 роки тому +38

      Same tho, don’t worry

    • @oreocookie8213
      @oreocookie8213 4 роки тому +19

      Dready ha I don’t care my dad has been disappointed in me for the last 15 years!

  • @DanThePropMan
    @DanThePropMan 4 роки тому +330

    Why yes, "Firearm Oviparity" IS the name of my new band.

  • @RemiAutor
    @RemiAutor 4 роки тому +454

    Batman the Animated Series had a christmas comedy special where The Joker sings the song "Robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost a wheel, and the joker got away." instead of "And the Joker did Ballet" or "Saved the Day".

    • @adamfitzpatrick2366
      @adamfitzpatrick2366 4 роки тому +59

      That's the one I'm familiar with

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 4 роки тому +18

      Yea thats the one I heard although it doesnt seem to be as popular in my part of the world

    • @Pweeter
      @Pweeter 4 роки тому +11

      That’s what I knew too

    • @arikwolf3777
      @arikwolf3777 4 роки тому +8

      That the version I knew went I was a kid in 1970, way before Batman the Animated Series.

    • @hitismeduh
      @hitismeduh 4 роки тому +1

      That was the version I knew as well!