ASMR -- 10 baseball triggers to help you sleep
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- Fellow baseball fans, are you having trouble sleeping? Stressed about your favorite team? Wish you could relax? Well, you're in luck because this video is the answer to your prayers. Along with my soothing whispers, here are 10 ASMR triggers to help you unwind including baseball bats, a protective cup, a baseball & cube, sunflower seeds, baseball movies, ticket stubs, baseball caps, a baseball book, and some very sexy facial hair. Play this video every night when you get into bed, close your eyes, and enjoy your newfound state of drowsy baseball enlightenment.
Thanks for watching (or, ya know, listening) and stay tuned for many more ASMR videos. This is the future of UA-cam, my friends . . .
I know this was probably a joke but it was actually still relaxing. Lmao
Hmm . . . IS it a joke? Maybe you should watch the whole thing to find out, or at least watch the final minute.
Alan Sneider ikr
Lol people you got roasted by Zack hample
Zack Hample I love b your videos can you give me a shout out you are my favorite youtuber because you inspired me to start catching balls at the ballpark the park that I go to is Wrigley my lifetime is 67 and a glove from Anthony Rizzo once again can you please give me a shout and lmao last minute =(hahah)
Can I have a shout out cause my whole family comes together to watch u and I was so eager to watch this cause its April fools day and I know this was a trick. U have inspired me to go to ball parks around Jersey. And I am a season ticket holder of the Yankees and Mets and I'm eager to meet u if I ever see u at a game so keep yup the great work, nice vids, and 1 question for your q&a, if u had to choose 2 what would it be: Anthony Rizzo, Aaron Judge, Giancarlo Stanton, David Wright, Clayton Kershaw, Buster Posey, Mike Trout, & Jose Altuve to start in a world series game against the Royals
This guy reminds me of Mur from impractical jokers
Nick Stazak I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
😂
this comment is underrated
He does that’s facts
Fax
TimeStamps enjoy
1. Baseball Bats 0:52
2. Protective cup 2:52
3. Baseball & Cube 4:39
4. Sunflower Seeds 7:52
5. Movies 11:00
6. Ticket Stubs 16:24
7. Batting Gloves 19:30
8. Baseball Caps 22:22
9. Books 25:44
10. Facial Hair 28:31
This game Is trash thanks bro
Jack Rabbit yea np
🤠
@@jacobybennett2245 nobody asked for your opinion
@@Racistdog LOL
Still gives me tingles 5 years later👍
real
6*
Imagine going to a library to study and seeing some guy with a camera whispering and sniffing books
he said “ I’m just gonna stroke the wood.” lol
ikr hahaha
“ as we stroke the wood “😂
Who
Lol
That’s what she said
Bruh
“Listen as I stroke the wood”
“The most relaxing thing of all, to play with balls”
That’s what she said
Bro he had to be trying to be wierd
19:25 did u just bust
Imagine if he actually did⚾️
Smart move to make an ASMR video , even as a joke . What a hilarious great idea Zach ! You are better then the ASMR regular people ! Hats off to you sir !
“ Stroke the wood “
“ See how relaxing that is ... “
“ tap... tap ... tap ... “
Lmao seriously dude ! You hilarious
Someone walks down the aisle to see this guy scratching a cup
🤣🤣🤣 Fr tho
19:26 when he finally nuts😂
I know he’s probably never going to do one again. But holy shit dude 😂 that was great
Thanks so much!
Why is Murr giving me baseball asmr triggers
Big Baller this is his punishment
i bet joe put him up to this
Me: falls a sleep
(Forgets to turn off auto play)
James Charles: HI SISTERS!
Me: (screams)
My Fireplace you copied that you mug
My Fireplace haha
That cup part is disgusting
My Fireplace don’t even be coming for some one that has one sub you got two
Um also At least I don’t copy famous youtubers knob
“As we stroke the wood”😏
sadly was thinking the same thing
dcfanchris “most relaxing thing of all, is to play with balls”😂
LMAO
Get your mind out of the gutter
When he said just listen while I stroke this wood I lost it 😂
1:04
Same
1:10 so we just stroke the wood lmao
landon randolph lmao 😆
"The most relaxing thing of all is to play with balls".
-Zack Hample 2018
Yes sir. Always.
No one:
Me after finding zendayas toilet 9:20
twphrog, who hurt you?
Nah bro 💀
Dawg 😂😂😂😂😂
Damn bruh🤡😈
This comment is so underrated
28:02 Fun fact: baseballs were also manufactured back in the day by a former baseball player by the name of Al Spalding, which currently manufactures basketballs for the NBA.
MUNCHKIN9 he’s been dead for 103 years tho
Yeah, but his company that’s named after him still lives on.
MUNCHKIN9 true
1:08... as we stroke the wood... that’s what she said!😂 I’m dead
The world needs a part two
YAS😊😊😊
20:43 - 21:10 5 year old me walking up to bat
Keagan Cook hahaha
That's me now and I'm 13 😂 (I do it for jokes of course)
Myself as well
@@cquick3277 keep preaching the truth my brother amen
Imagine just looking for books at the library and you just see a guy whispering to a camera while stroking a bat.
holy shit i would think he smoked that good good and is hallusanating lol
😂😂😂
Mans literally said relax while I stroke this wood
Michael😮
😂
Zach Hample : the most relaxing thing of all... to play with balls. 😂😂😂
28:29 im pretty sure that's not a baseball trigger
Imagine you work at the library and you see someone here stroking the wood 😆
😂😂😂 this is one of the best April fool videos out here today 😂
:D
Zack Hample it's brilliant man how you put it together 😂😂
I’m watching this on thanksgiving and I hope everyone has a good thanksgiving 🦃
Bryson Patterson you to, happy thanksgiving
U too happy thanksgiving
“Stroke the wood”😂😂😂i died
5:44 “The most relaxing thing of all is to play with balls”😂
“Just listen how we stroke the wood”😂
I smirked with my eyes closed when he said that 😂😂😂
I definitley didnt think I'd ever hear Hample show me how to stroke the wood... Sheesh
When you were doing the bat, I couldn’t help but laugh when you said stroke the wood 😂
1:08 that’s what she said... hehe
Are we going to ignore the fact that he rubbed the cup on his face
Yes yes we are
No one:
Literally no one ever:
Zach: Oh look a patent number how exciting
The one with the cup is so weird 😂😂😂. “Just listen to the scratchy noises” “we can mess with the holes and make noise with them”
I legit fell asleep to this last night like if you did too
I’m watching on April 2 2019
Everything Fan611 same
Same
Same
Everything Fan611 me too
Same
Baseball and ASMR are my two favorite things
“The most relaxing thing of all, is to play with balls”
KakJak Pooney true though
HentaiKULT 999 yup lol
“just listen as we stoke the wood”😭😭
9:11 when you are eating lunch at school and someone makes a joke about you that is sorta funny but you are mad at them so you say its not funny.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The most relaxing thing of all.... playing with balls. I’m dead 🤣🤣
"And the most relaxing thing of all, is to play with balls." - Zack 2018
who else comes back to watch this?😂
Me
Me
Me
Still do
Me 🤣😭😂
1:08 okay buddy
Good ole Zack hample “the most relaxing thing is playing with balls”
Over 1 year later and we still all love Zack's triggers!😂
*reds description*
“Are you stressed about your favourite team?
Me: Zack, I’m a tigers fan. I’m always stressed
read's* not reds
bro im a marlins fan
imma dodgers fan lmao
imma Rangers fan...how did we blow game six...
Boi I’m a Nats fan. Sometimes we worry cause we lost our best player to a division rival, and sometimes we win titles without almost any batting superstars or good season starts.
"U can hit some monster dongs with these baseball bats"😂😂
I'm watching this video for like the 18th time in a row
“Just listen as we stroke the wood” -Zack Hample
“I’ve had this cup for a very long time”
*rubs it on face*
King Snob lol
Just listen... as we stroke the wood
-Zack Hample
Haha
the bat scratching and tapping was actually the best
Graeme Laplante it was my favorite
*Goes to the library and a guy is caressing a cup*
That’s in his house
It’s his family’s book store
As we “stroke the wood”
Zack was “stroking wood” & playing with balls” great video
I watch this every night before I go to bed 😂😂
1:06 Excuse me say that again
As we stroke the wood😂
I can’t be the only one who started to fall asleep
“Stroking the wood” Alright man
“Playing with balls” Ok man
“The most relaxing thing is to play with the balls”
Delta Alpha ha gay
26:51 Hample when he snorts coke
😂😂
I’m watching this more than a year later so calming
Aqua R AHHAHA SAME
@tyrone jaquavious lmao same
Fr
4y later still so calming
I fell asleep to this asmr
We still watchin this when it was posted one year ago
26:47
Zack: mmmm smells so good
Me: ThAt'S a BoOk
And yes I watched the whole thing and he said some weird things
Five seconds later we find out that he was snorting gfual like twitch streams do
He says that he’s gonna stop going to ball parks and start doing same, yet it’s been 1 year and this is the only asmr video he ever made
It was posted on April fool's
tru dat
It was a joke
xxgamingxx 43 Oh, I’m regarded! I didn’t know
Lol “let’s just stroke the wood” 😂😂
This was actually super relaxing
If you mean that . . . cool!
Zack Hample I do haha! Got so much asmr from this, sad you won’t be making anymore :( no worries I’ll keep coming back to this video
Stroke the wood. Haha
Isaac Hoffman funny joke
5:43 best line ever in all of existence
Bpbaseballer 821 lmao
Why is this so relaxing
Am I the only person that wondered how he got in to a library with base ball bats
It's a green screen
Devan Desai go to 14:55 it’s not a green screen lol
He and his family own a library in NY
He and his family own a book store
This nigga said stroke the wood 😂😂
Brandon Delaney soon as he said that I went looking for comments😂😂😂
Dude I know this is April Fools but this was legit relaxing and also funny haha great job Zack
5:43
Zack: “The most relaxing thing is to play with balls”🤣
Redimpal 😂
And on the cup one he said we can play with the holes 😂
1:05
As i stroke the wood lmao
I’m not ashamed to admit I actually loved this video and I’m hoping we get another this April 1st as well 😆
Not going to lie when he said stroke the wood I lost it
dope the Savage123 ben me to
Did he just say rub your favorite players facial hair that’s one for an OBSESSED fan lmfao😂😆😂😆
He looks like James Murray from impractical jokers and he sounds like ryan Reynolds. Combo of the century.
Testy _Templar you right
Murr!
Stroking wood? 1:05 and 5:42 though, lmao!
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
😩💦
Why is everyone watching this now if it came out a year ago wtf 😂
Exotic Clipz I watched this when he first uploaded it
Yeah
Me at 19:18 - 19:27 when everyone in class is reading and I'm trying to open my velcro binder
Nike Official faxxx
He’s so good at asmr though
if this was i fukking coincidence i watched this video exactly one year later
Arya Manandhar same
Same this is weird😂😂
Title: ASMR
Category: *Sports*
Rest in peace Tyler Skaggs...#45 should be retired by the angels
Noah plays it probably will
Hopefully
I know this is a joke but this is the one ASMR video that actually gives tingles...
Like this so Zach sees this and makes more ASMR baseball ⚾️
👇
Wait a second that’s the dude that got 10,000 game baseballs
Not all *during* games, but yeah.
I remember watching this the day it came out time fly's by fast
9/11/19 this is the thing that makes me happy today who agrees
How did you get in the library with baseball bats?
Is family owns a library