Is This Your Move? - Taylor Tomlinson

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Thank you to ‪@nytimes‬ for calling this the best dating bit of 2022
    #comedy #funny #standupcomedy

КОМЕНТАРІ • 158

  • @nobody_special0001
    @nobody_special0001 Рік тому +280

    her little arm movement at 1:19 when she says "you're a FUCKBOY, and i KNOW IT" is my favorite part

    • @LXSeaV
      @LXSeaV Рік тому +26

      My fave is the foot shuffle with the umbrella "THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT?!"

  • @RasenKamehamehaX100
    @RasenKamehamehaX100 Рік тому +1

    I find it funny how some guys are upset about this joke. As a man myself, I see this as a woman's variation of male comedians joking about how much of a pain they find women to be. Both are funny and offer the perspective of the other sex in dating. I get if it's not your cup of tea, but if you find the male equivalent funny, then it's likely something akin to insecurity. I feel the same to women who get upset about men making similar jokes.

  • @TobyCatVA
    @TobyCatVA Рік тому +4

    So, this is Taylor's move?
    This is how she pushes away everyman that was raised right, that might value her as a person first.
    Bless her heart.

    • @rS8NkZRu
      @rS8NkZRu Рік тому +15

      I think she's making fun of herself for doing this, knowing that it's ridiculous and unreasonable

    • @TobyCatVA
      @TobyCatVA Рік тому

      @@rS8NkZRu Yeah, I'm just teasing.
      Taylor is certainly hot enough & bright enough to excuse any little idiosyncrasies.
      Cute boots and a ponytail, she can't really go wrong.

    • @jimlittle5769
      @jimlittle5769 Рік тому +1

      @@rS8NkZRu exactly what she's doing. Later she says I don't know why you're groaning , I'm the one who has to die alone.

  • @michaelmoccio2225
    @michaelmoccio2225 Рік тому +349

    I would like to see 86 yr old Taylor losing her shit at a nurse for this exact reason, all the reasoning is messed up but I'm sure the delivery would still be impeccable 😂

    • @DoctorDinosaur
      @DoctorDinosaur Рік тому +4

      The nurse: "Oh shit, she's onto us!"

    • @lovejoydk838
      @lovejoydk838 Рік тому

      I laugh at her jokes.
      But I questing myself if it is only because her baybe face.
      Or I happened to relate to her jokes.?
      But basically I find I laugh because I know so many men who is not me.

  • @ananyanarayandhanabalan
    @ananyanarayandhanabalan Рік тому +57

    That little dance with the umbrella was one of the cutest things ever 😂😂😂

  • @pudgeboyardee32
    @pudgeboyardee32 Рік тому +132

    Making men laugh AND assuming we think things through?
    That's your move? Cuz it's a good move.

    • @ryuguy032197
      @ryuguy032197 Рік тому +15

      More women need to add this move to their arsenal

    • @jimlittle5769
      @jimlittle5769 Рік тому +1

      That's hilarious!

    • @everything5066
      @everything5066 Рік тому +4

      men try to praise a woman without being misogynistic challenge! difficulty: nvm

    • @ganter5447
      @ganter5447 Рік тому +1

      "Oops don't be too hard on yourself!" "Too late."

  • @Ravenleaf182
    @Ravenleaf182 Рік тому +257

    I love this. I'm such an awkward person that the fact there is at least someone out there that would think anything I did was "a move", makes me feel like I'm a lot more clever than I actually am. I never come up with anything for a move. If they are doing all that work for me, I have no qualms taking credit for it, even if it leads into some sort of paranoia rant. I'd just own that and be like "hell yeah, I did that to someone!"

  • @janenerbeaner1673
    @janenerbeaner1673 Рік тому +27

    "I used to have two grandpas" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @karlsangree4679
    @karlsangree4679 Рік тому +32

    "Woops, don't get wet."
    "Oops, I am"
    OMG I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants.

  • @toukie
    @toukie Рік тому +27

    I just watched your first netflix special and I think you're hilarious. You made me lose it when you talked about how you told your mom her spanking didn't hurt. I remember when I was about 8, I was mouthing off at the dinner table and my dad told me to knock it off or he'd spank my butt. And I thought I was so clever when I looked at him dead in the eye and said "You can't. Cause I'm sittin' on it"
    I know how astronauts feel when their ship take off because I flew out of that chair so fast I squealed lol.

    • @joenobody5631
      @joenobody5631 Рік тому +2

      Gotta watch both her Netflix specials. They're both brilliant.

  • @Laffingrl
    @Laffingrl Рік тому +14

    Her little dancey thing cracks me up!

  • @taylor_green_9
    @taylor_green_9 Рік тому +12

    It's funny reading the comments and seeing a bunch of guys take this personally, as if they stood a chance of getting close enough to Taylor to even lick her boots. Stay in your seat, sir; the star is too hot for us to touch.

    • @Argentoa
      @Argentoa Рік тому

      Wow, that's a pretty broad statement there. Either way, when you date a girl with toxic trust issues, you probably won't find this so funny. Especially bc her examples were not funny enough to overshadow her obvious trust issues with men.

  • @LXSeaV
    @LXSeaV Рік тому +20

    Absolutely me. I basically can't even date, fo real. I have to get to know guys through other indirect means because any direct, corny dating bullshit just sets me off 🤣

    • @mitchgoudreau7670
      @mitchgoudreau7670 Рік тому +1

      Me but with woman. I hate the corny dating bullshit.

  • @valkyrieuprise5821
    @valkyrieuprise5821 Рік тому +18

    😭she rocked it👏👏👏

  • @tunahelpa5433
    @tunahelpa5433 Рік тому +3

    Hilarious, and trust me, all in good fun. Especially the 60-years married watching her husband die "you're a fuckboy!" Hilarious!

  • @jimlittle5769
    @jimlittle5769 Рік тому +7

    LOVE HER! Can't wait to see her live in February.

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 Рік тому +2

    she is wearing high-heel sneakers

  • @pattimcb31
    @pattimcb31 7 місяців тому +1

    I've watched all three of her Netflix special and most of everything else i can find on her she is comedy gold i love her so entertaining.

  • @Darlexis
    @Darlexis Рік тому +15

    I was about to give a girl a massage and she said, “is this your move?” And I was like, “well yeah but I won’t do anything funny without consent.” We definitely had relations that evening.
    A good move is one you can send right up the middle and everyone is like, “ok fair enough.” Haha like the gut wrench in wrestling.

    • @jimlittle5769
      @jimlittle5769 Рік тому +3

      Oh man, just hoping she watched Taylor and adopted that line.

    • @giggle_snort
      @giggle_snort Рік тому +4

      "We definitely had relations that evening."
      ...Sure, buddy.

    • @Darlexis
      @Darlexis Рік тому +3

      @@giggle_snort lol I’m REALLY good at massaging apparently honestly I was as surprised as you.

  • @ericawasser253
    @ericawasser253 Рік тому +2

    Hahaha Taylor u crack me the Fuck up I’m not falling for your choreography, SIR oops don’t get wet oops I am

  • @WillEDC
    @WillEDC 10 місяців тому +1

    damn her cadence is awesome. those pauses are flawless

  • @ThomasEWalker
    @ThomasEWalker Рік тому +17

    Ha! My moves worked, and my wife will confirm:
    Move #1 - I danced with her. Once.
    Move #2 - I made dinner for her and her family. I don't cook.

    • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
      @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 Рік тому +2

      LOL I'm still trying to live up to the package that I sold her 30 years ago. I figure it makes me a better man so everybody wins.

    • @yuris.3167
      @yuris.3167 Рік тому

      What do you mean, you don't cook? Like... What do you eat, then?

    • @ThomasEWalker
      @ThomasEWalker Рік тому

      @@yuris.3167 Things my wife makes or things that do not require cooking. I can heat things up, right? Open box, nuke. Open can, nuke. Open package, eat... like that.

  • @TheJerbol
    @TheJerbol Рік тому +6

    I'm not a huge fan of comedy but Taylor is hilarious

    • @alameenmuhammadusman
      @alameenmuhammadusman Рік тому

      i have never heard of a person who is not a fan of comedy. wow

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol Рік тому +1

      @@alameenmuhammadusman I don't dislike it I just don't seek it out ever. I prefer watching a drama or something

    • @shalomamigos
      @shalomamigos Рік тому +1

      @@alameenmuhammadusman I generally like comedy and horror in small doses. IMO, they work better within other genres (like a funny moment in a serious movie, or a horror moment in a sci-fi movie). If a movie is trying to be funny or scary all the way through, it's like nothing but the frosting. [edited typo]

  • @johndunn6917
    @johndunn6917 Рік тому +1

    As a guy, gotta admit those are good moves....

  • @melissachong9683
    @melissachong9683 Рік тому +2

    This is the truest thing I had seen in a comedian

  • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
    @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 Рік тому +147

    Tomlinson is proof that there are good female comics out there. Timing, material, delivery, and cute to boot... total package!

    • @zhabo3963
      @zhabo3963 Рік тому +30

      As if gender made a difference. It is not gender that makes you a better / worse comedian. Gender may make you more or less relatable (e.g. men talking about men's issues do not make me even grin, since I am a woman. However I do not say "oh male comedians are not funny"). I know you were not trying to be sexist. However, your comment implies some sexism. As if gender ...

    • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
      @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 Рік тому

      @@zhabo3963 Oh spare me the veiled "you're sexist" crap. Many have made the claim that women are, generally, not funny and then backed it up with examples. Lots of examples. My point is only that there are exceptions, and Tomlinson is one.
      If you want to call pointing out differences between men and women "sexist" then you are the problem. Specifically the problem isn't the so-called sexism. It's the idiots, like you.

    • @NicolaLarosa
      @NicolaLarosa Рік тому +18

      As if we needed "proof". It's called looking around...

    • @DoktorVinter2011
      @DoktorVinter2011 Рік тому +1

      Umm. Wtf? This is such a sexist comment what the fuck?

    • @robertm346
      @robertm346 Рік тому

      @@zhabo3963 Not funny. Pretty much case and point.

  • @ZachsMind
    @ZachsMind Рік тому

    ...oh. Is this your move, MISS Tomlinson? You be incredibly funny and thus disprove Christopher Hitchens' misogynistic claims that women can't be funny? "Look, it's not that hard," actually it is now, but whatever.

  • @yuka5079
    @yuka5079 Рік тому +1

    I'm like this too. I just assume people are nice to me because they're nice to everyone. I don't take hints at all so I need to be told they think I'm special because I just naturally assume people do the nice things to everyone around them.

  • @randyhoffman226
    @randyhoffman226 Рік тому

    I’ve been married for 15 years now, as such, I don’t remember what it was like dating. Is this really how it is now, was it always like this?

  • @Wahinies
    @Wahinies Рік тому

    Damned if you do something nice, damned if you don't so might as well not GAF about anybody but yourself in western dating.

  • @wolfder6661
    @wolfder6661 Рік тому

    Lucky thing about myself I've never dated and thus the first girl that I date could go is this your move and i can be like haha nope your the first girl I've done this for in my current lifetime

  • @bradleybruvva3021
    @bradleybruvva3021 Рік тому +1

    I hope you have a Happy New Year Taylor! You are hilarious. You are an inspiration and if you have made any New Year’s resolutions, I wish you every success! You are capable of anything, you are such a badass. I look forward to your posts everyday. ❤️ U.

  • @realsaurabhmishra
    @realsaurabhmishra Рік тому

    Hey come on! Stop talking about me in every video you make, especially if you were in a hurry to be born four years before me. 😑

  • @nickpacitti3247
    @nickpacitti3247 Рік тому +1

    Check his phone, when he uses the bedpan 😂😂😂

  • @deptofcarstereorepair
    @deptofcarstereorepair Рік тому +1

    always wanted a grey leather jacket like that

  • @kant12
    @kant12 Рік тому +1

    Love this so much. Every video I see of Taylor is great.

  • @marybrown375
    @marybrown375 11 місяців тому

    Telling me you have trust issues without telling me you have trust issues

  • @mattymcdonald1531
    @mattymcdonald1531 Рік тому

    Damn I could open the car door for this lady!!!

  • @DLM0826
    @DLM0826 Рік тому

    This IS the queen of comedy. TiTi #1😊

  • @Paul-hz4sh
    @Paul-hz4sh Рік тому

    Jesus Christ it’s my ex wife. If she was funny. And popular.

  • @hauntedbyspins
    @hauntedbyspins Рік тому +1

    She is the best female comedian! ❤

    • @fuglbird
      @fuglbird Рік тому

      She is the only female comedian ♥

  • @IHaulBoxes
    @IHaulBoxes Рік тому

    Killer comedy! Its hilarious but also true... which tickles my senses?!

  • @45ok73
    @45ok73 Рік тому

    Do you read the comments?

  • @hafsahussein365
    @hafsahussein365 Рік тому

    ua-cam.com/video/nbUW8e0BNe0/v-deo.html full vid

  • @bm421
    @bm421 Рік тому

    How in the world are you touring in Tucson but not Phoenix?!

    • @bm421
      @bm421 Рік тому

      Never mind. Didn’t realize you were catering to the work crowd because your sister is “nonbinary” dumbest shit ever!

  • @ke6gwf
    @ke6gwf Рік тому

    Challenge Accepted to prove you wrong! Lol
    (he sounds like a great guy ;) )

  • @quimiqenglish1922
    @quimiqenglish1922 Рік тому

    You're an awesome lady!
    Thus, I subscribed.

  • @Kyle899
    @Kyle899 Рік тому

    Car door one does work

  • @331SVTCobra
    @331SVTCobra Рік тому

    Ms Tomlinson is a combination of Terri Garr, and the fictional Elaine Benes and Katniss Everdeen. She is simply brilliant to behold on stage.

  • @lexisdw
    @lexisdw Рік тому

    why is her head so big

  • @Josh-Stewart
    @Josh-Stewart Рік тому

    I can’t prove it.. check his phone when he uses the bedpan 🤣 🎉

  • @PurpleBox89
    @PurpleBox89 Рік тому

    Alright, last bit had me dying!

  • @naredkum
    @naredkum Рік тому

    I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @deebedwell580
    @deebedwell580 Рік тому +2

    Damaged goods! It’s okay, we’re all in this hand basket together. But why can’t we have our own hand baskets?

  • @TawnaTV
    @TawnaTV Рік тому

    You know me 😂🤣😂

  • @rickgoodrich4558
    @rickgoodrich4558 Рік тому

    Your funny

  • @lxe9418
    @lxe9418 Рік тому

    Nice 😂💕

  • @crazzykanadian2685
    @crazzykanadian2685 Рік тому

    Too funny

  • @MrEasterrabbit
    @MrEasterrabbit Рік тому

    Love it

  • @HurricaneRainbowOG
    @HurricaneRainbowOG Рік тому

    Hilarious 💜💚

  • @johndrocky4377
    @johndrocky4377 Рік тому

    🤣😂👏👏
    ✊👑❤️

  • @tzk121
    @tzk121 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @arun279
    @arun279 Рік тому +4

    😂

  • @errollleggo447
    @errollleggo447 Рік тому

    My "move" was whispering into a gals ear and saying how much I wanted them. Slowly and very softly.

  • @darthquimby3806
    @darthquimby3806 Рік тому

    Hahaha I thought you were funny. Lol I was wrong.

  • @rjkessler
    @rjkessler Рік тому +1

    > whatever
    lol

  • @arsentek
    @arsentek Рік тому +7

    I bet she's super chill.

    • @waynesteffen3262
      @waynesteffen3262 Рік тому +5

      Check out her second Netflix special…I mean all of it.

    • @jahidsarkar3768
      @jahidsarkar3768 Рік тому +13

      Oh is this your move.....
      You comment nice then get a date with her....
      Is this your 'MOVE'

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 Рік тому +1

      Women comedians have the most redflags out there

    • @rrai-
      @rrai- Рік тому +3

      @@yourvenparianen5390 naw shes wifey her audience is red flags though the comments are always crazy

  • @scarletdvore1459
    @scarletdvore1459 Рік тому +1

    Hilarious…

  • @metalmilitia89
    @metalmilitia89 Рік тому +2

    It was so fun seeing her live, but her comedy stemming from her traumatic childhood, and an extremely toxic borderline personality disorder kinda gets tiring after 40 mins.
    We get it, you have an awful view on relationships given how badly your teenage years were.

    • @violetsanddragons
      @violetsanddragons Рік тому +6

      Okay extremely toxic is not an modifier for bpd, I mean you can call her that but you can't call her illness that.

    • @taylor_green_9
      @taylor_green_9 Рік тому +3

      She's bipolar. I don't think that's the same as a borderline personality disorder.

    • @violetsanddragons
      @violetsanddragons Рік тому +3

      @@taylor_green_9 yo that's what I thought too but I didn't want to correct them on two things.

    • @LibbyAnn026
      @LibbyAnn026 Рік тому +2

      BDP and bipolar are not the same thing. Borderline personality disorder is a cluster disorder on the “borderline” of bipolar and narcissism. It’s poorly named IMO but that’s what they came up with at the time and haven’t changed it.
      Anyway, so BPD is going to have bipolar aspects to it but bipolar isn’t going to have BPD aspects. One is a significantly bigger issue than the other. It is quite uncommon for someone with BPD to even get a diagnosis bc of their “black and white/all good or all bad” way they see the world. If there is even a little bit “bad” in them (in this case having a mental illness), then all of them is bad. That’s how they see it, not reality of course. Anyway, obviously this often keeps them from getting a diagnosis. So those who do have a diagnosis are actually pretty strong people.
      Also because of the above thinking, pretty unlikely they’d be able to make comedic material about their mental illness as Taylor has.
      Beyond that, pretty shit take to blame her mental health, which she has so bravely owned, as the reason for not liking her comedy special.

    • @taylor_green_9
      @taylor_green_9 Рік тому +1

      @@LibbyAnn026 Excellently put. Plus, her "floaties" bit is the funniest and also wisest take on mental health I've ever seen; genuinely great advice for anyone who's struggling with these issues

  • @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine
    @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine Рік тому +1

    Being nice is definitely something I do for everyone.
    Being snotty appears to be something you do for everyone.
    I'm out!

    • @Barely_Edited
      @Barely_Edited Рік тому +3

      This is a comment section, not a hospital. We don’t need to know you’re leaving

    • @SmallFaerie
      @SmallFaerie Рік тому +1

      Oh no! You're out?! Whatever will poor Taylor doooo without you?! 😭

    • @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine
      @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine Рік тому

      @@nahadoth2087 You're aware that there is more than one joke, right?

    • @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine
      @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine Рік тому

      @@Barely_Edited Relationships rarely being in hospitals. What was your point?

    • @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine
      @ThereIsNoOtherHandleLikeMine Рік тому

      @@SmallFaerie You do realize that there is more than one snotty person in the world, right? And yes - I'm out of any relationship with a snotty person. That includes you. BYE

  • @epicmage82
    @epicmage82 Рік тому

    This is a blueprint on how to grow old alone. Future cat lady in the works.

    • @SmallFaerie
      @SmallFaerie Рік тому +1

      Awww, I'm sorry you don't understand comedy. Maybe there's some sort of class you can take so that you can learn to identify it, even if I doubt you'll be able to understand it well enough to laugh at it.
      Also, men like you make growing old "alone" as a cat lady seem rather blissful so maybe you should stop trying to use it as a threat.

    • @cwalker6911
      @cwalker6911 Рік тому +1

      I don’t think she gaf 😂

  • @therockazoid1723
    @therockazoid1723 Рік тому

    I'm still convinced that one day I'll laugh at one of her "jokes."

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 Рік тому

      Same category.

    • @SmallFaerie
      @SmallFaerie Рік тому +7

      Oh, I doubt it. If you don't have humor, you just don't. But I'm sure you manage to live a fulfilling life without it.

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 Рік тому

      @@SmallFaerie And some just have an extremely low benchmark.

    • @NicolaLarosa
      @NicolaLarosa Рік тому

      Why are the two (or three) of you here again?

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 Рік тому

      @@NicolaLarosa Unfailing optimism that someday she might get funny.

  • @N0ES
    @N0ES Рік тому +1

    This one was lame.

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
    @ireallyreallyhategoogle Рік тому

    Wow, paranoid AND giving guys way too much credit.

  • @Thelongshot-me9sv
    @Thelongshot-me9sv Рік тому

    Hello fair maiden, by any chance would you be touring in New Jersey, maybe Atlantic City? I'd like to get tickets

  • @Whatisthisstupidfinghandle
    @Whatisthisstupidfinghandle Рік тому

    It must be great to date crazy chicks. All the advantages of dating many women at once but you only have to remember one address

  • @WAYUPDUDE1382
    @WAYUPDUDE1382 Рік тому +1

    You are so dam funny! Keep up the great work! 😁