Dreams, Morning Breath, Morning Sex, And Sleeping On Your Arm | Michael McIntyre

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  • @adrianhoughton1388
    @adrianhoughton1388 5 років тому +2337

    Worked with him in Singapore, a lovely guy off stage as well

    • @JCXP123
      @JCXP123 5 років тому +47

      How cool! :D

    • @JohnFekoloid
      @JohnFekoloid 5 років тому +174

      I'm impressed how he just makes jokes from mundane things

    • @JCXP123
      @JCXP123 5 років тому +135

      @@JohnFekoloid He doesn't swear too much as well. I've heard some acts from other comedians that are a bit too much imo.

    • @darrenho600
      @darrenho600 5 років тому +76

      @@JohnFekoloid yeah it's observational comedy. I feel it's underrated. Jerry Seinfeld is a master in this.

    • @mynemos2
      @mynemos2 5 років тому +13

      Aye, and I’m his wife

  • @jadefire2817
    @jadefire2817 3 роки тому +106

    I think what really makes Michael brilliant is that he's such an acute observer of people. All the little things we say and do each day, but he makes it hilarious.

  • @Womanwithblackdog
    @Womanwithblackdog 4 роки тому +112

    I think Michael is so appealing because he really likes people. He laughs about little common things that everyone laughs about privately or the origins of characteristics in a culture which are a source of humor to members of that culture. His Scottish monologue, which was filmed before a Scottish audience, is filled with shots of his audience rocking with laughter and folks wiping tears from their eyes! He is all about having fun.

  • @dianewillson3261
    @dianewillson3261 5 років тому +949

    And that's long term relationships. You are lucky if you get them, even luckier to laugh about them

  • @Scarzkira
    @Scarzkira 4 роки тому +685

    I once woke myself up by turning over suddenly and having my dead arm come flying down onto me, it was terrifying haha

    • @pammy5260
      @pammy5260 4 роки тому +10

      Scarzkira Lol

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 4 роки тому +34

      That horrible feeling as the blood comes back into it too 😩

    • @molly.dog8brooke792
      @molly.dog8brooke792 4 роки тому +6

      -Tracey -
      Ahhh noooo... my limbs go numb very easily, which means I get the feeling at least once a day... it’s awful!

    • @a.d.h5635
      @a.d.h5635 4 роки тому +7

      Been there 😂

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 4 роки тому +5

      @@molly.dog8brooke792 it's truly the worst 😭

  • @breda-st9ml
    @breda-st9ml Рік тому +13

    The perfect way to cheer you up or brighten your day 😂 No matter how many times I watch him, it never gets old.

  • @hannahgentry2711
    @hannahgentry2711 5 років тому +1093

    "But, I'm staring at her" 😂😂😂
    "The hate is still strong within you" 😂

    • @StirrCrazy90
      @StirrCrazy90 3 роки тому +5

      The way he growls out "SLUT!" kills me every time.

  • @aleenaasif2193
    @aleenaasif2193 5 років тому +1241

    I want a reaction of his wife watching this

  • @writeract2
    @writeract2 2 роки тому +7

    Who can make tears spurt out of your eyes from laughter better than Michael? No one.

  • @gac99
    @gac99 5 років тому +784

    “good idea, send one of them” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @patriciat.8121
      @patriciat.8121 5 років тому +6

      What does he say after that? Tell the little one he gets ice cream? 7:30

    • @whyarewehere3893
      @whyarewehere3893 5 років тому +3

      @@patriciat.8121 tell the little one their is ice-cream

  • @pfridell8424
    @pfridell8424 5 років тому +198

    i nearly suffocated i was laughing so hard at the morning breath bit.

  • @gypsywoman9140
    @gypsywoman9140 4 роки тому +206

    I woke up from a "he's cheating on me" dream once. Punched him in the arm then stormed off to sleep on the couch. As I was trying to get comfy on the couch, I realized it was just a bad dream. Luckily, he was able to laugh about it once he was more awake and less confused.

    • @lestefani9517
      @lestefani9517 2 роки тому

      I dreamed you borrowed money from me, now pay up!

  • @StephSancia
    @StephSancia 4 роки тому +71

    this guy has to be thee funniest comedian i've listened to in ages, absolutely hilarious and top notch delivery too 🤟 😆

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 5 років тому +467

    "did you get thirsty and drink from the toilet?" 😂

  • @abornbuyer
    @abornbuyer Рік тому +5

    The best thing about Michael is depending upon the kind of day I had I can always find just the right video to watch that related to my awful day and end up laughing about it. Because he has had the same experience at least once before too! And he as usual turned it into a hysterical skit! Michael is just the very best!!

  • @stuarthirst7885
    @stuarthirst7885 4 роки тому +58

    British comedy at it’s very best , keep it up Michael!

  • @LoriWolfcat
    @LoriWolfcat 5 років тому +1362

    “I got no arms, what do you want me to do?!”
    “USE THE BREATH!”
    😹😹

  • @eoghankelly5221
    @eoghankelly5221 5 років тому +458

    "Morning Michael, how did you sleep? Nothing... Nothing" 😂😂

  • @superbubbleaquapower
    @superbubbleaquapower 5 років тому +253

    Had to pause it right before the end because I started laughing out loud on the bus. He's always great but this was amazing. Right up there with the dentist skit.

    • @therealbaglady
      @therealbaglady 5 років тому +4

      I agree :)

    • @soirese
      @soirese 5 років тому +1

      I am laughing right now on the train, i don’t even care at this point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shananalexander9789
    @shananalexander9789 5 років тому +204

    Dreaming about your spouse cheating on you...I would wake up in the morning and the first words out of my mouth would be “You SOB!!!” Then my spouse would say “Ok...Who did I sleep with this time?”

    • @Ellie-iu3sg
      @Ellie-iu3sg 3 роки тому +2

      Ngl when im older and I get a boyfriend it'll get to that point for me and him 😂

    • @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
      @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 3 роки тому +1

      T H E R A P Y.....

  • @HALFpastTOAST
    @HALFpastTOAST 5 років тому +266

    Bottle of peppermint water next to your bed will sort that out, sip it during the night or before you get up and brush your teeth.

    • @kayleighknox7674
      @kayleighknox7674 4 роки тому +13

      You are the hero we all need

    • @yankiv2640
      @yankiv2640 4 роки тому +4

      What is peppermint water

    • @boeinga370
      @boeinga370 4 роки тому +8

      yankiv water the is peppermint flavour you simpleton

    • @boeinga370
      @boeinga370 4 роки тому +10

      yankiv how are my making the country bad. Sorry for calling you a simpleton but I was just saying that it’s kinda obvious that it’s water that tastes like peppermint. Its obviously gonna taste like peppermint water if it is called peppermint water. And how do you know I’m Irish

    • @HALFpastTOAST
      @HALFpastTOAST 4 роки тому +12

      ​@@yankiv2640 I have a small 15ml bottle of concentrated Peppermint Oil, simply add a drop to your water bottle and give it a shake.

  • @mariayoung8860
    @mariayoung8860 3 роки тому +4

    I watch my own marathons of all of Michael McIntyre video s and no matter how times I have already seen them, they never get old.

  • @artvid-1915
    @artvid-1915 5 років тому +122

    That's me and my friend every morning on the way to school "it was my house... but it wasn't my house". Literally the whole way to school we just talk about our dreams 😂

  • @susannamiranda24601
    @susannamiranda24601 5 років тому +571

    Its 6am and I'm laughing my lungs out

  • @eleanormay729
    @eleanormay729 2 роки тому +4

    Michael McIntyre is the funniest man I have seen in a long time, I just love him.

  • @jhutch1681
    @jhutch1681 Рік тому +6

    I can go for ages without more than a wee chuckle, but a few minutes of Michael, and I am choking with laughter, gasping for air.

  • @nurinms
    @nurinms 5 років тому +225

    The dream part......it's like dejavu conversation between me and my hubby....hahahahaha

  • @madhudeivakumar6349
    @madhudeivakumar6349 5 років тому +13

    His callbacks are amazing

  • @helenpaul67
    @helenpaul67 2 роки тому +5

    Michael has so much jokes materials, theyre endless n effortlessly funny all the way

  • @thenanlife1141
    @thenanlife1141 4 роки тому +8

    He’s a brilliant entertainer and comedian , so natural .. thank you Michael xxxxx

  • @MystiqueHorizon
    @MystiqueHorizon 5 років тому +931

    "I feel safe when you're here",,,,
    "I don't,,," 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    "Good idea!! Send one of them!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    " USE THE BREATH!! HAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @harrywhite9030
      @harrywhite9030 4 роки тому +25

      I think you might need one more emoji to get your emotions across.

    • @Ellie-iu3sg
      @Ellie-iu3sg 3 роки тому +4

      @@harrywhite9030 this is actually funnier than the actual comment 😂😳

  • @nathaliejk3696
    @nathaliejk3696 4 роки тому +3

    His delivery is impeccable. Its not just the language he uses, but his body language too. He is brilliant!

  • @suziinao
    @suziinao 5 років тому +13

    Michael McIntyre, you are so witty, funny and have such a good humor and life experience, I can so much agree upon...

  • @leslieballard8758
    @leslieballard8758 4 роки тому +25

    This guy is so hilarious he cracks me up I'm sitting in a park by myself just laughing my butt off. People are gonna think there's something wrong with me..lol

  • @seanwoh4749
    @seanwoh4749 2 роки тому +19

    I can relate to the dreaming skit. My wife didn’t talk to me in the morning because she dreamt I was seduced by a woman. He is brilliant!

  • @PinkiTadinki
    @PinkiTadinki 5 років тому +68

    I've fallen asleep on both arms as well, it's such a weird feeling.

  • @lillyflowers2348
    @lillyflowers2348 4 роки тому +27

    I was having a bad day, but watching this made me lol

  • @dlwatib
    @dlwatib 5 років тому +218

    Your ball is hanging out a little bit.

  • @winterwitch457
    @winterwitch457 2 роки тому +5

    I thought I’d seen all of Michael’s videos but I don’t remember watching this one before. So funny and relatable. Another classic Michael McIntyre skit 😂😂

  • @theportal2012
    @theportal2012 5 років тому +160

    OMG!!! 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard, my side hurts!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 M M is the best!

  • @RachelTheVlogger
    @RachelTheVlogger 5 років тому +37

    I’ll admit I can relate to the dreams part lol.

  • @paulkazjack
    @paulkazjack 5 років тому +10

    He makes it look sooooooo easy.

  • @christineallocca7307
    @christineallocca7307 5 років тому +23

    OMG, this is his funniest bit ever! Love him!

  • @PreveenRodrigo
    @PreveenRodrigo 4 роки тому +3

    Did not see that last line coming, absolutely killed me.

  • @nbs9592
    @nbs9592 5 років тому +31

    the most mundane things and i’m laughing and i had my inhaler on my hand .. i can’t breathe

  • @WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts
    @WeneedmoreGodsinTshirts 4 роки тому +6

    Alternative title: Michael Macyntyre pulls it off again. The guy's a genius.

  • @frightbat208
    @frightbat208 5 років тому +3

    One of the best ones!

  • @Diana-wg1tm
    @Diana-wg1tm 5 років тому +9

    he is so funny. Love him!

  • @sheilahmercer1637
    @sheilahmercer1637 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for summarizing boring marriage

  • @suziewong5305
    @suziewong5305 3 роки тому +17

    He reminds me so much of my sisters husband , he can make a joke of the weirdest things! He’s hilarious and we love going to visit, my sister on the other hand is a professional eye roller, though laughs as much as we do and loves it, even if she pretends not to!! But genuinely, he is so funny, just hasn’t ever had the urge to go on stage! Such a pity as I’m sure he’d do so well!

    • @susanbloomfield6060
      @susanbloomfield6060 3 роки тому +3

      I'm lucky enough to have 2 son in laws. Who are both hilarious. And when they get together its brilliant. I love them both dearly. And I know they love me.

  • @jenniejoyz
    @jenniejoyz 4 роки тому +7

    5:42, Dead arm...high pitched voice, while flapping arm...hellooo! LOL 🤣😂

  • @ladygrey8707
    @ladygrey8707 5 років тому +76

    Dragon breath, that's what we call morning breath lol

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 5 років тому +6

      So did I/we, but then I thought, that's not fair to dragons. What did they ever do to be insulted this way? It's Monster Breath.

    • @morganbean9825
      @morganbean9825 5 років тому +3

      we call it butt breath lol

    • @TheKerrylou
      @TheKerrylou 5 років тому +2

      Morgan Bean what the freak 😂😂

  • @infectedcontactlensyes.5172
    @infectedcontactlensyes.5172 5 років тому +18

    Just hit 10K congrats!♡

  • @kan0762
    @kan0762 5 років тому +11

    This guy is the funniest 😂

  • @farhiamohamud5811
    @farhiamohamud5811 5 років тому +4

    This is probably like my 10th time watching. I’m still dying 😂 I’ve watched all his videos and rewatched all of them over and over again.
    I fucking love him sooooooookkk much.

  • @abigailrichards6764
    @abigailrichards6764 Рік тому +3

    "How could you do me, with my GEOGRAPHY TEACHER FROM SCHOOL" I FREAKING DIED 😂

  • @livalfiebrown3101
    @livalfiebrown3101 5 років тому +28

    I woke up after having a dream that my boyfriend cheated on me and I rolled over, very upset, to tell him what happened then to remember I’m single and lonely af 😂😅😶😭😬that didn’t make me feel much better. I proceeded to cry for another 20 minutes till me mum came in and asked what was wrong so I told her I hit my head 😂😬🙄😳

  • @tarantulagirl
    @tarantulagirl 5 років тому +33

    Morning breath!!! My fella always asked ‘have you been eating rat fricassee in the night?’ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @victorylovelace
    @victorylovelace 5 років тому +26

    "Use the breath!" Lmbo!

  • @nicolelekkerkerk7859
    @nicolelekkerkerk7859 4 роки тому +21

    Whats even worse than two dead arms are two dead legs and having to go to the toilet and not being able to and i actually managed to although im still wondering how i caused two dead legs its actually pretty impressive

  • @kandiwolfe1125
    @kandiwolfe1125 4 роки тому +3

    Tooooo funny! Thanks bunches for sharing this with us!! ;)

  • @mzubuki
    @mzubuki 2 роки тому +1

    Love Jesus with all your remembering and imagining. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

  • @flyingmonkey8245
    @flyingmonkey8245 4 роки тому +6

    Never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @luminair11
    @luminair11 5 років тому +4

    Luv this guy!!!!

  • @audreycasassa1683
    @audreycasassa1683 4 роки тому +1

    Oh so needed the laugh out loud - thank you🤣😂😁

  • @bekind3340
    @bekind3340 5 років тому +20

    Lol I made the mistake of brushing my teeth whilst watching 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦆🦆🦆🦆

    • @dinosaur7115
      @dinosaur7115 4 роки тому

      Same I spat out my cereal and milk onto my piano by accident 😭 luckily I never choked 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😖😖

  • @erinc132
    @erinc132 5 років тому +35

    "USE THE BREATH"🤣

  • @porphyrion2355
    @porphyrion2355 5 років тому +9

    The end absolutely killed me😂😂😂

  • @niknak9361
    @niknak9361 4 роки тому +7

    It’s half one in the morning and I’m laughing my arse off. I’m going to wake everyone up.

  • @robjontay5052
    @robjontay5052 5 років тому +54

    Michael! Come to the States! Please!

    • @MystiqueHorizon
      @MystiqueHorizon 5 років тому +5

      Skip the states and come to BC Michael!! They'd LOVE you here!! 😁

    • @katerina.nesterova
      @katerina.nesterova 5 років тому +3

      Next year, February, New-York. Check his website 😃

  • @libbypeery1533
    @libbypeery1533 5 років тому +28

    Am I the only one can who sleep comfortably on their arms and wake up to them fully functioning?

  • @kristenhart843
    @kristenhart843 5 років тому +11

    He makes me laugh so hard!😂😂🤣

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 5 років тому +27

    I keep dreaming that I’m having a thing with Ed Sheeran 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hotbambi2010
      @hotbambi2010 5 років тому +3

      Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I keep dream cheating on my husband with James Mcvoy lol oops

    • @carolynworthington8996
      @carolynworthington8996 4 роки тому

      Cute and Fluffy Pikachu I “had” one once with Joan Baez. No, I’m not gay.

    • @geraldinegregory.1803
      @geraldinegregory.1803 4 роки тому

      Ugh....

  • @The.Liminal.Spaces
    @The.Liminal.Spaces 5 років тому +8

    Bloody hell you are funny. Wish I knew about you earlier - would have gone to your tour earlier this year when you came to Sydney. Can you come again soon?!?!

  • @dyd12345
    @dyd12345 4 роки тому +5

    "At any stage during the night do you recall eating shit"
    Lmfao I was waiting for him to say that

  • @maxibaumgarten4445
    @maxibaumgarten4445 5 років тому +21

    "S. L. U. T." 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @marliesr.2842
      @marliesr.2842 4 роки тому

      Would you please explain this to me. I'm german - my english is enough to unterstand a lot but what does slut mean?

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 4 роки тому +1

      @@marliesr.2842 it used to be a sexist word only used for women but these days it's used for males or females who sleep around and are immoral

    • @JHH99k
      @JHH99k 4 роки тому +2

      @marlies r.
      A person who sleeps with many people without moral.

    • @martinen.5025
      @martinen.5025 4 роки тому +1

      We have SOO many words in English for the same, or similar thing...along with slut, try 'tart', 'loose woman', 'floosy', 'harlot'...my personal favourite...'strumpet' ! 😅🤣

    • @elizabethadams8990
      @elizabethadams8990 4 роки тому

      @@martinen.5025 Yeah, Strumpet! Sounds very Shakespearen 😂

  • @alexoglitter2700
    @alexoglitter2700 4 роки тому +6

    I once woke myself up from sobbing loudly.

  • @TwinflamesSoulmates
    @TwinflamesSoulmates 4 роки тому +2

    SO Relatable! I love this! Hahaha laughed better than I slept! 😂🤣😂

  • @joleneredrobin7406
    @joleneredrobin7406 4 роки тому

    You reassure us, thank you,

  • @hayjust1
    @hayjust1 4 роки тому +1

    Spot on! I laughed so hard.

  • @katebriscoe6103
    @katebriscoe6103 2 роки тому +2

    The way he recounts his wife’s dream is so realistic

  • @kalliski
    @kalliski 4 роки тому +4

    I had to pause the clip, I would have laughed myself to death otherwise

  • @martinnduati1132
    @martinnduati1132 8 місяців тому +2

    How did you sleep?
    Nothing! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @teenastetic3681
    @teenastetic3681 8 місяців тому +2

    This guys hilarious

  • @anatawakimochiwarui
    @anatawakimochiwarui 3 роки тому

    "Use your breath" rofl that got me good!

  • @SuziQPassion
    @SuziQPassion 4 роки тому +2

    I was watching and smiling until the dead arms part then I was laughing out loud

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff 5 років тому +6

    Garlic Red Bull is my favorite.

  • @WendyBero
    @WendyBero Місяць тому

    Me too. She must really love him❤

  • @leenahusa1806
    @leenahusa1806 5 років тому +12

    I think I woke up the entire house with my laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YAMMAS
    @YAMMAS 4 роки тому +3

    5:26 one of the best stories I've ever heard

  • @iliabacossi9220
    @iliabacossi9220 5 років тому +7

    Use the breath!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gottabeonedirection
    @Gottabeonedirection Рік тому +3

    When he said to send one of the children it reminded me of a story my mum's always told me since i was little of when it was just her and her mum in the house and they heard a massive bang so they started walking down stairs and my mum said, 'what are we actually going to do if there's someone down there, I'm a child' and my gran just goes, 'you're right, *shoves my mum infront of her* they won't hurt a child'

  • @Sandyde321
    @Sandyde321 5 років тому +2

    Just too funny!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @averagestudent1158
    @averagestudent1158 4 роки тому +10

    The only other comedian who does this is ken Jeong but that's mostly related to his wife being named Ho.

  • @tev4him1
    @tev4him1 4 роки тому +1

    Oh dear Lord, Im laughing so hard Im crying😂😂😂😂

  • @nullhypothesis74
    @nullhypothesis74 3 роки тому +2

    Michael McIntyre must've made it his personal pledge to burn all his daily exercise calories on stage!

  • @sheilahmercer1637
    @sheilahmercer1637 5 місяців тому +1

    How to make boring people funny 😂

  • @sabriniacunnington8090
    @sabriniacunnington8090 Місяць тому

    I love talking about dreams hahah 🤣

  • @kezzachadda8175
    @kezzachadda8175 5 років тому +6

    Michael you are FANDABBY DOSEY YAAAAAAAY 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @ambersullivan227
    @ambersullivan227 4 роки тому +2

    Anyone else watching this and listening to those dreams thinking “damn that’s relatable”