@@littlemoth4956 I think he's being pedantic, but very technically it's about ideology rather than politics. If he were talking about a specific radical leftist it would have been political. But really, who cares.
The voice acting on “Petersonian?” is perfect. You can really sense that Sonic has never encountered that name in his studies of the western philosophical canon.
@@emelytorres5715 if you’re sad ever then you shouldn’t vote, and the way to not be sad is to clean your room. also only eat beef and be like lobsters. the sad fact is no matter how much i oversimplify it, i still can’t make the philosophy of jordan peterson seem more ridiculous than it already is when you look at the whole thing
@@liquidboss2719 Shadow is probably a Volcel but for some pretty weird reasons. In the same way that an otherwise good-looking kid ends up being a school shooter. I'm talking about a cartoon rodent what the hell am i doing
@@michimatsch5862 Shadow the Hedgehog's preferred pronouns are no pronouns. Therefore, using no pronouns is using Shadow the Hedgehog's preferred pronouns.
The fact that Sonic sounds so much like his normal bubbly self with all the right inflections when he says "Shadow what the fuck are you talking about?" just obliterated me
according to another commenter, not only is he still going on about speedrunning to this day, he's also proudly bought an nft. So that tells you just about all you need to know about him as a person
@@M1sterBruh that was not dialogue/conversation from both parties. That was a rant from Shadow the hedgehog about how sonic is a beta male, with sonic being profusely confused
@@M1sterBruh Shadow was not engaging Sonic whatsoever until the very end, at which point he simply insulted him. If someone is giving a speech and a guy in the audience is just trying to yell over him it's still a monologue since he's not engaging the audience member
@@MOORE4U2 Shadow still makes a compelling point. The whole point of speed running is to brag about how fast you could do something and disregarding the artistic value, themes, detailed game design, etc. that goes into the game. It's rather asinine when compared to other mediums of entertainment. Should anyone be impressed at how fast one can read a book while understanding virtually nothing about it beyond the surface level plot or thesis? Should anyone be impressed that you can press fast forward while watching a movie just because the mechanism to change the speed of the movie is hard to access and requires practice to get right?
@@7F0X7 Do you think people speedrun games that they haven't already spent many hours appreciating the artistic value, themes, design, etc? I started speedrunning Super Metroid in 2017, it's been my favorite game for more than 20 years longer than that.
@@UNHchabo As much as I agree with you, it's not worth the effort. I highly suggest not wasting time either 1) feeding the trolls or 2) talking to people that are that delusional. Either way you slice it...it just ain't worth it.
@@BlueBlur_37 Yeah I liked how mature he sounded, but I still got a soft spot for David's Shadow. I would prefer either of them than Shadow's current actor...
I love the way he says "speedrunning" slowly and clearly, as though it's some crazy novel concept he's never heard of, a term only used by the radical left.
@Notorious 885 gamer community hates leftism and blame the liberals for making video games “SJW”. Lol. Hence why right wing “redpilled” videos appeal to loners and nolifers. (Many of which are in the game community.) There’s a reason why so many keep repeating “redpilled and based”In these replies. They’re not leftists.
@@amuroray9115 You think the no-lifer, loner gamers are on the right? You do realize who it is asking for socialism so they don't have to work, right? The left project so hard they even project their projection, such a tangled little bundle of contradictions I don't know how the hell they even function.
@@DyneTyrreal yeah I don’t really care for any of that. Hang around the gamer community. They despise the liberals and any leftist agenda. This isn’t my words. These are the sentiments of most of the gamer community themselves
Prepare for Trouble! Make it Double! To elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace! To educate the people in every Petersonian case! To denounce the evils of the left and speedrunning! To extend the reach of every hand gunning!
It was funny before, but now that I know it was a Twitter thread created by an obviously delusional guy, this video went from "good" to "best video I've ever watched"
Update: the original 16 parts thread (iirc) was deleted by the op, which means this is our best representation of that pearl for the rest of our lives.
@Joe the Wise ☝🏻 I remember going to leftist academy and them giving me blue hair as a sign of my dedication. The more radiant blue, the more leftist you are, and from the looks of it Sonic is beyond radical left, he’s negative left…
Honestly the moment I noticed the little (1/16) was probably the happiest i had been in a while at that point. Truly a moment to be alive. Just got done reading the most deranged take online only to see the guy kept going for 15 more tweets? Fucking chef's kiss
@@martymcfly88mph35 No he isn't. Speedrunning is doing something over and over again until you do it the best as you can. The idea of the speedrun is someone taking an enormous amount of time to perfect a task, simply because of the satisfaction it gives them. This is the dumbest thing to attempt to agree with.
@@IndustrialBonecraft I’m going to go ahead and guess you waste all of your time online. I think I know a guy who can help you get your life on track, though. 😉
It gets me because the first time I watched it that is right around the time where I completely gave up on trying to understand and asked the same question
Out of curiosity I checked to see what this guy was still doing on Twitter and _not only_ is he still arguing about the speedrunning stuff nearly a year later, he can be quoted as saying on jan 19th of this year _"It was not cheap, but I am now the proud owner of an NFT."_
You need to have high intelligence for psychic attack to do the most damage. You wouldn't think so, that's not usually how it is in video games. But that's how it is in the real world. Stupid people don't even realize they're being insulted by intelligent people.
Meanwhile in a parallel universe: Shadow: it's time for our showdown sonic! Sonic: I've been thinking about why so many in the radical right participate in "100% completion runs" Shadow: Huh?
"Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about?" Yes, these short Sonic parodies from Jehtt are hilarious after several views. I have never played any Sonic games outside of a little bit of 1 thru 3 on Genesis and emulators. I don't quite know where Shadow the Hedgehog fits in, but this characterization of Shadow the Hedgehog as some immensely confident internet troll is great. Shadow the Hedgehog seems to prefer referring to him only by Shadow the Hedgehog's full name.
I think the funniest thing about this is the fact that the person who made the original tweet saw this and started having an identity crises he legit says “sonic calling shadow a beta cuck fits nowhere in my worldview.”
@@CrimsonMysteryCake I take it more as one of their "infiltration" tactics, just like Lobster Man himself has said from time to time that he isn't outright conservative but more of a "classic moderate liberal" that happens to agree on conservative viewpoints. They use labels that fit in better with the general public so they can better spread their conservative idiocy to people who don't know better
I saw this on Twitter so I checked out the other videos on this channel. It made my night watching the other content put out the last year. I feel like I've discovered a rising meme lord before they become big. Here's to hoping that you become the next Kajetokun.
Sonic: *Talks about literally running fast* Shadow: *immediately gets aggressively political and then makes it sexual* American cultural divide in a nutshell.
A sad yet perfect example of today.... If there is a topic no matter what, someone somehow (from any sides of the spectrum!) Will bring in politics... Thats why we cant have nice things.
Yeeeaaaaaah, but speedrunning doesn’t exactly contribute anything tangible to society and won’t earn over 90% of speedrunners any income. It’s just a hobby, which isn’t exactly work. I used to really be into speedrunning a while back, but I did it for fun (as like 99% of people did back then). I got out of it just before GDQ was ever a thing. I’ve seen some of the more recent videos of GDQ, though, and I’ve gotta say… what a shitshow 🤣
@@Zlee533 if it takes a lot of effort it is work even if it isn't profitable; speedrunners perhaps have a greater work ethic bc they do it because they want to without being motivated by money even when it is often tedious
Finally I see someone else making this point, you're literally giving yourself a ridiculous grind for the single purpose of improvement What could be a more direct proof of a work ethic?
He isn't some AlPha oF tHe pAcK like your puny mind thinks, as that is what you, sitting there in your place, think of as dominance. No, Shadow here is demonstrating his complete understanding of the hierarchy and has established himself as a Sigma Male King
This is one of my favorite videos, because Sonic's bafflement perfectly reflects how I felt when I read that thread for the first time. Like, what does gaming have to do with a "Petersonian" view on work ethics and "sexual archetypes"? And many people on the right wing also speedrun. It's just such a strange way of looking at things that I cannot wrap my head around. And then just the end line of "you're a beta male, Sonic," which is horribly in character
That would be great if the internet wasn't so inclined to turn that into the visual horror that is A/B/O. Not that it hasn't already happened, but in a Petersonian sense it seems logical...
@@spacecatghostboi776 full game of shadow just randomly dropping in, calling sonic a beta male and immediately leaving afterwards? Take all of my money.
I burst out laughing the further and further this video went. The absurdity was astounding. When I read the description and found out this was based on a real tweet it made it even funnier. Bravo sir!
Not just one tweet, but a long series of tweets. Among other gems, the guy accuses speedrunners of being radical communists because they share speedrunning techniques rather than trying to patent them, lmao
@@CylindricalWhistle Yeah, no way that dude is sane. It’s insanely difficult for me to believe that people who actually believe in what he does exists. Sadly the comment section is slowly turning to people who agree with him and don’t realize how ridiculous his points are
@@CylindricalWhistle I would accuse speedrunners as being gigantic nerds before calling them communists. But at the same time, a lot of gigantic nerds (especially the ones who gravitate to childish or non-violent games) are actually wannabe communists.
Can't wait for Keanu Reeves to say: "You're a beta male, Sonic."
We will settle for Revenge Guac
@@IamTJDesignsYes yes we will mwahahahahaha
i would love to hear that
He said it!!!
I wish 😢
Haha
Sonic is so confused, but shadow called him a beta male, so they have to fight
3.1k likes and no replies? Wtf?
@@Monkey-kr7gb Because there was nothing more to say.
He does actually have a point tho. Unironically.
I mean, just the Petersonian part ofc
@@ananousous How is speedrunning Petersonian?
@@AxxLAfriku oh look it's your neighborhood annoying boi! Hey buddy!
"That just makes you a beta cuck"
"You're a beta male sonic"
The parallels are real
That's the difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog.
@@omarpikm2101 I'm an alpha gamer
@@GhaniKeSawah Anyways wh-where we dropping bois
Maria. (Explosion)
They don't treat you like a friend, Sonic, they treat you...
LIKE AN ITEM.
the delivery of "you're a beta male, Sonic" really ties it all together.
the trembling in his voice lmao
i love it sm
That’s just, like, your opinion man
@@HY-zd1ku nah its mine too lol
Yeah, like it’s a death sentence!
The delivery of the "You're a beta male, Sonic" really couldn't have been done any better, cracks me up every single time.
Don't forget "Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about!?"
The fact that the voice actor just barely suppresses a chuckle during that line just adds to the perfection.
@@alexcastle7085
That’s not a good thing lol
@@fklondike you're a beta male, Frozen Klondike
Fr
Sonic's utter confusion as Shadow gets political out of nowhere is hilarious
Ideological, technically
@@GNKPLHM Nah, he says “Radical Left”
@@littlemoth4956 I think he's being pedantic, but very technically it's about ideology rather than politics. If he were talking about a specific radical leftist it would have been political. But really, who cares.
@@CrizzyEyes its only political if you are participating aka manouvering something. Offices have more politics in it than the whole peterson career.
politics 🤢
The "Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about" delivery was so perfect and hilarious.
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
@_PumpkinK1NG another useless reply on a 1k comment? Interesting
i fucking swear to god, i was about to comment this and i saw tis. Atleast someone has an eye for the same things
I agree bruh i was dying
its the build up for me 😂
The voice acting on “Petersonian?” is perfect. You can really sense that Sonic has never encountered that name in his studies of the western philosophical canon.
I loved it cause my reactions were the same as sonic, like what is Peter what? Arche what?
@@emelytorres5715 Petersonian philosophy is extremely complex. Clean your room. Or something like that.
@@bruhwhy677 it's all in the lobsters
@@emelytorres5715 if you’re sad ever then you shouldn’t vote, and the way to not be sad is to clean your room. also only eat beef and be like lobsters.
the sad fact is no matter how much i oversimplify it, i still can’t make the philosophy of jordan peterson seem more ridiculous than it already is when you look at the whole thing
@@smoothiemcguffin2721 you clearly haven't bothered to understand the things that he says.
The voice acting is so good I'm convinced this is how a Canon Sonic would react.
Dude, me too! The fandub did such a good job.
This is the only real canon now
@@necrobach4854 everything is canon
fr the genuinely good voice acting honestly makes it so much funnier
Pretty sure any life form in Sonic's position would react the same.
I love how Shadow classified Sonic calling himself 'The fastest hedgehog' a sexual archetype made up by the left
I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes one
Of course Sonic has blue hair and pronouns...
yeah we saw the video too
Please you
@@PublicDomainArchive1 🥵
Shadow calling Sonic a beta is so in-character I can't take it.
Shadow being an edgelord incel makes perfect sense
@@purplekermit2162 >incel
>Regularly hangs out with Rouge
@@liquidboss2719 Shadow is probably a Volcel but for some pretty weird reasons.
In the same way that an otherwise good-looking kid ends up being a school shooter.
I'm talking about a cartoon rodent what the hell am i doing
@@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 there's nothing wrong with celibacy, voluntary or otherwise.
@@purplekermit2162 the fact that all of shadow’s edginess in the game was supposed to be a front makes this much funnier to me
I love how Shadow the Hedgehog can just say stuff like this and it still fits Shadow the Hedgehog's character
I thought your pfp was a piece of hair on my monitor.
Kudos for using Shadow the Hedgehog's pronouns.
I thought the same
@@miriam5047 Shadow the Hedgehog has no pronouns.
@@michimatsch5862 Shadow the Hedgehog's preferred pronouns are no pronouns. Therefore, using no pronouns is using Shadow the Hedgehog's preferred pronouns.
Sonic: "I go fast"
Shadow: "Ah yes the left..."
I love this video
('go fast' rather than 'do it right') ---Karl Marx
@@ananousous "Sega Saturn was a mistake." - Iosiph Vissarionovich Stalin
@@urhsusnikvrecic1478 "Genesis does what Nintendon't" --Literally Hitler
@@ananousous
"Stop false quoting me!" - Figuratively Hitler
@@royaltinman2226 "This gives me some heated gamer moment vibes" - Precisely Hitler
The fact that Sonic sounds so much like his normal bubbly self with all the right inflections when he says "Shadow what the fuck are you talking about?" just obliterated me
Voice actors must have practiced a lot. It sounds too much like the original
@@amuroray9115 I KNOW
Is this a actual game?
@@cylaisawesome what game?
@Monsterman It's Sonic Adventire 2, but no swearing is in the game.
That "Shadow what the fuck are you talking about?" line gets me every time
Rofl
666 likes
Same lmfaooo
The delivery is too good.
I was read through the comment and sonic said the line as soon as I saw your comment
It's still crazy to me that someone ACTUALLY said this online lol
Shows how low we’ve gone
The real thread is sooooooo much worse.
@@Pyxis10 oh God. I wonder what they said lol
@@Graveyard-Senpai There is a link in the description.
It's a long one.
according to another commenter, not only is he still going on about speedrunning to this day, he's also proudly bought an nft. So that tells you just about all you need to know about him as a person
the way sonic says "PETERSONIAN?" is so accurate to the adventure games lol
@@AxxLAfriku AxxL, what the fuck are you talking about?
@@AxxLAfriku I’m assuming ur a troll
@@King-eg2zl Look at their video content and you get your confirmation
Shadow Moses?
@@greatwavefan397 probably a bot made by someone who doesn’t understand English very well.
0:12 that is the rawest, most pure “what” I have ever heard. No other “what” has ever showed so much utter confusion.
rawr
Gave me Metal Gear Colonel vibes lol
During MGS2 when he spoke random nonsense 💁♂️
This gave me DBZ Abridged gohan talking to goku vibes
The stutter really completes it
I like how the more Shadow was monologuing, the more he skated ahead of Sonic
“You’re a beta male, Sonic”
*casually runs faster than Sonic without putting in effort*
I love that everyone calls any line longer than 3 words a monologue, even when there are clearly two characters engaging in dialogue
@@M1sterBruh that was not dialogue/conversation from both parties. That was a rant from Shadow the hedgehog about how sonic is a beta male, with sonic being profusely confused
@@M1sterBruh Shadow was not engaging Sonic whatsoever until the very end, at which point he simply insulted him. If someone is giving a speech and a guy in the audience is just trying to yell over him it's still a monologue since he's not engaging the audience member
Sonic was going slower based on the confusion shadow placed on him
1 why did I comment this like that
2 I am ignoring all other comments
“Go fast rather than do it right”
Literally always gets me
The best part is that speedrunning takes a LOT more work than "doing it right"
@@MOORE4U2 Shadow still makes a compelling point. The whole point of speed running is to brag about how fast you could do something and disregarding the artistic value, themes, detailed game design, etc. that goes into the game. It's rather asinine when compared to other mediums of entertainment. Should anyone be impressed at how fast one can read a book while understanding virtually nothing about it beyond the surface level plot or thesis? Should anyone be impressed that you can press fast forward while watching a movie just because the mechanism to change the speed of the movie is hard to access and requires practice to get right?
@@7F0X7 Do you think people speedrun games that they haven't already spent many hours appreciating the artistic value, themes, design, etc?
I started speedrunning Super Metroid in 2017, it's been my favorite game for more than 20 years longer than that.
@@UNHchabo As much as I agree with you, it's not worth the effort. I highly suggest not wasting time either 1) feeding the trolls or 2) talking to people that are that delusional. Either way you slice it...it just ain't worth it.
@@7F0X7 I mean, you can't speedrun without "understanding the book", so no, I guess?
Jokes aside, I actually like those voices for Shadow and Sonic
Shadow at least sounds closer to David than Jason, which I like cause David is my favorite Shadow.
@@legendarymarston9174 Jason is my favourite but only because of Sonic and Tails R episode 6
He absolutely nailed it there
@@BlueBlur_37 Yeah I liked how mature he sounded, but I still got a soft spot for David's Shadow. I would prefer either of them than Shadow's current actor...
@@legendarymarston9174 yeah me too😅
It hurts my brain every time I listen to Kirk as Shadow
@@BlueBlur_37 Yeah, no offense to him and most of the current voice cast but my god, I'm not a fan of their voices.
I love the way he says "speedrunning" slowly and clearly, as though it's some crazy novel concept he's never heard of, a term only used by the radical left.
@Notorious 885 based
@Notorious 885 gamer community hates leftism and blame the liberals for making video games “SJW”. Lol. Hence why right wing “redpilled” videos appeal to loners and nolifers. (Many of which are in the game community.)
There’s a reason why so many keep repeating “redpilled and based”In these replies. They’re not leftists.
@Notorious 885 well yes but actually no
@@amuroray9115 You think the no-lifer, loner gamers are on the right? You do realize who it is asking for socialism so they don't have to work, right? The left project so hard they even project their projection, such a tangled little bundle of contradictions I don't know how the hell they even function.
@@DyneTyrreal yeah I don’t really care for any of that. Hang around the gamer community. They despise the liberals and any leftist agenda.
This isn’t my words. These are the sentiments of most of the gamer community themselves
A wise man once said:
"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?!"
An Alpha man... I guess
@@2mado188 a family man
@@Lucy-zv3yx a based man
Shadow
Not a man, a guy.
The utter confidence with which he delivered that "You're a beta male, Sonic" is just legendary.
"To elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace." Sounds like a TV-MA rated Team Rocket monologue
Prepare for Trouble! Make it Double!
To elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace!
To educate the people in every Petersonian case!
To denounce the evils of the left and speedrunning!
To extend the reach of every hand gunning!
@@RedSpade37 Ok this is amazing, I read all of this with Jessie and James's voices lol
@@RedSpade37 Holy crap, I love this! 🤣
@@RedSpade37 genius
@Hunter Rayna hunter, what the funk are you talking about?
"huh?" "what?" "petersonian?" Sonic surely says all the right lines, lol.
Psychomantis?
You're that ninja...
Liquid?
deepthroat?
ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html..
This better become an actual series where shadow just out of no where just becomes so politically enraged by the left and no one knows why
And all his lines are based and redpilled
@@boeloevanboeloefontein You're literally the kind of person the meme is making fun of.
@@MindForgedManacle yea and?
@@boeloevanboeloefontein Tfw you're the butt of the joke and don't get the point
@@MindForgedManacle Nah, I get the joke. I also find it funny.
It was funny before, but now that I know it was a Twitter thread created by an obviously delusional guy, this video went from "good" to "best video I've ever watched"
That’s hilarious
Do you know who tweeted it I wanna follow them.
@@danlockthegreat9023 in the desc
Update: the original 16 parts thread (iirc) was deleted by the op, which means this is our best representation of that pearl for the rest of our lives.
@@luis_leitao theres a copypasta of the whole thing
What made this infinitely better was clicking on the original tweet and seeing that it ended with "1/14".
Link?
@@themangoman9315 It's in the video description : )
and then he proceeded to do 15 tweets, smh what an omega cuck
@@ceoofcomedy3009 he tried to do it fast instead of doing it right
That genuinely made me think “there’s no way they’re being serious, right?”
I like how he calls sonic "the radical left" cuz he's literally on his left
@Joe the Wise ☝🏻 I remember going to leftist academy and them giving me blue hair as a sign of my dedication. The more radiant blue, the more leftist you are, and from the looks of it Sonic is beyond radical left, he’s negative left…
@@davidlauderdale7147 socialism is when you have blue hair, and the bluer the hair, the more socialist you are!!
Hahaha is curious, in latinoamerica the leftist are red no blue
@@patriciopincheira3552 I think it's like that everywhere except in the USA, it's kinda weird
@@KaziaGD And when your hair is dyed with a real lot of blue, it's communism
The people who don't know this was an actual tweet someone made on Twitter, are very lucky
i was that lucky guy up until the other day and i miss it so much
It was too powerful for most.
I want to know tho
I saw the tweet and if im not wrong, they changed the setence "fastest Mario" with the sentence "fastest hedgehog"
I refuse to believe it wasn't the Master Rod of baits.
The way sonic said “petersonian?” has me crying of laughter
the fact that this was said by an actual guy makes it 1000% funnier
And 100000% more sad that some people actually think like that
I was genuienly afraid a ton of morons would be in the comments saying shadow had a point lol. Thank god
He's right.
@@kx7500 Shadow is based
@@tochinomasuta4600 cringe bigot detected
I fucking love the seriousness and vibe of “You’re a Beta Male, Sonic”
The condescending tone is perfect!
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 TRUE
XD he just throws shade to add to the bullshit pile.
0:26
"Yo Socrates, it's a fucking cookie."
Einstein, probably.
X'D Yall gotta stop...
"Eh, good enough"
-Mediocrates
There is so much beauty in this comment, words cannot express.
This is so historically inaccurate.
Socrates never ate cookies.
I don't get it.
If you ever feel bad, just remember that someone wrote this tweet, meant it, and then other people unironically agreed with it.
Great, I feel worse!
Honestly the moment I noticed the little (1/16) was probably the happiest i had been in a while at that point. Truly a moment to be alive. Just got done reading the most deranged take online only to see the guy kept going for 15 more tweets? Fucking chef's kiss
He's right though. Unfortunately
@@martymcfly88mph35 No it isn't. Imagine being so obsessed over a hating political ideology you make it your pfp.
@@martymcfly88mph35 No he isn't. Speedrunning is doing something over and over again until you do it the best as you can. The idea of the speedrun is someone taking an enormous amount of time to perfect a task, simply because of the satisfaction it gives them. This is the dumbest thing to attempt to agree with.
Sonic’s pure and genuine confusion is fucking KILLING me
"Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about?!"
"Yooo i just got a sub 20 minecraft speedrun!"
-Karl Marx
Communism is when speedrun go fast
@@chestnut3898 socialism is when speedrun goes fast, the faster the run the more socialist it is and when it's really fast its communism
"I just got a sub 0.5 COD N-Word speedrun! Let's goooooo! World record!" -Some Black Guy
based
I mean, communism is more about the high score than finishing quickly.
If you know what I am saying.
The fact that he said “Petersonian” instead of literally any other psychoanalyst is the cherry on top lol
At least not frdn. I forgot where the vowels have be, so put these where you wish: aaaaa eeeee iiiii ooooo uuuuu wwwww yyyyy
@@iamme2739 wut
@@jank85 tf is toxoplasma
@@PsychicSploob to elevate Brazilian taxes while the IRS go to Berlin
OP made a funny comment but man, wtf is this comment thread it's like I'm watching people have a stroke lol
Petersonian is when you make your own family guy oc fan charecter.
and that’s also how you finally get access to the intellectual dark web
The fact that Shadow never runs, only casually strolls around at the speed of light, Is what makes this statement such a power move.
He slides
He glides
He slippity rides
Facts
The first three replies are in perfect harmony and I love it 😂
the fucking zoom when he says “fastest hedgehog” is brilliant
if you know what i mean
like he just dropped an intellectual truth bomb
huh pc port sure is different from the game cube one i played as a kid...
this was actually the restored beta script before they censored it
Ayy Ludvix!
We weren’t ready for this conversation in 2001
Yo ludvix isn't dead
I didn't expect to find Ludvix here
Can’t wait hear Keanu Reeves say this as dhadow
"Guys I swear I won't get all political. I promise."
*Two beers later*
Please, let's not even joke - Peterson followers don't have friends. That's why they're Peterson followers.
@@IndustrialBonecraft I like his views on selfesteem and motivation. I have a solid circle of friends and a stable relationship.
@@IndustrialBonecraft I’m going to go ahead and guess you waste all of your time online. I think I know a guy who can help you get your life on track, though. 😉
"in a petersonian sense...."
@@IndustrialBonecraft "you are a beta male sonic"
0:24 the PURE AND GENUINE confusion sonic is expressing on-screen is so well done with the line
EVERYTHING about this meme I love
@@AxxLAfriku yeah
@@AxxLAfriku No.... not this one... away with ye
@@AxxLAfriku yeh
ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html,
@@AxxLAfriku no
Genuinely my absolute favorite video in years. The last line is delivered *exactly* like how Shadow talks and it utterly destroys me every time
Ditto.
Same the way shadow delivers the line is so fucking hilarious like just what the hell 😂😂
" To elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace " DUDE THAT MADE ME ALMOST SAY THE SAME THING SONIC SAID
Maybe if you look at it from a Petersonian sense.
(E.G. "fastest hedgehog")
"Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about?!"
Gets me every time.
I lost it 😂
0:23
It gets me because the first time I watched it that is right around the time where I completely gave up on trying to understand and asked the same question
Out of curiosity I checked to see what this guy was still doing on Twitter and _not only_ is he still arguing about the speedrunning stuff nearly a year later, he can be quoted as saying on jan 19th of this year _"It was not cheap, but I am now the proud owner of an NFT."_
Why am I not surprised
last nail in the coffin
He's a beta male, sonic.
Of course
SOURCE?
This video is 28 seconds of pure, unmitigated psychic damage and it’s worth every second of it. 11/10, would send to all of my Discord groupchats.
You were so specific, it killed me.
Seems more like a psychic attribute bonus
You need to have high intelligence for psychic attack to do the most damage. You wouldn't think so, that's not usually how it is in video games. But that's how it is in the real world. Stupid people don't even realize they're being insulted by intelligent people.
@@zzzcocopepe You comparing "psychic damage" to "stupid people being insulted" is like modern art. I'm impressed.
Like when you use psyshock but it really hits pyshical def
The delivery of "Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about?" sends me over the edge every goddamn time I hear it
Meanwhile in a parallel universe:
Shadow: it's time for our showdown sonic!
Sonic: I've been thinking about why so many in the radical right participate in "100% completion runs"
Shadow: Huh?
Sonic:The reason is the rights lack of lgbtq inclusively
Shadow: what
Sonic: They don’t want to be challenged by new concepts
@@onesixfive_165 in a clintonian sense
@@maximussaktish Clintonian?
@@maximussaktish in a Pikerian sense
"Gotta go fast!"
-Leon Trotsky
Ah, a Blanc of culture I see.
Speed running the fall of a nation I see
@@KJ-nw8ge the hell does that mean? Lowee is in good hands with Blanc as the CPU, I'll have you know!!!
Getting an ice pick in the skull speedrun any%
What makes this comment great is that this was probably said by him in real life
I love how you said "speeeedrunning" it adds so much to this
Does it though?
"spe *e* edrunning"
@@LJ-hk4tv Although, doesn't it not?
Even funnier now that Shadow Generations is THE speedrunning game right now
Ah, so this is what "accelerationism" means
This is a great, underappreciated joke
That’s fucking hilarious
I mean tbf "go fast rather than do it right" pretty much encapsulates accelerationist and revolutionary ideology.
I arrived to announce this as an underrated comment but i wasn't fast enough
look who loves watching jreg here
You see, Shadows fur is black and Red because he can’t stop dropping red and black pills
My favorite comment
And sonic is blue 🤣
Wasn’t expecting a Matrix reference here of all things
This comment wins LMAOOO. This comment fucking wins. Poor Shadow
@@Faux_Sunlight oh… you sweet innocent fella
The Sonic community has the strongest meme powers.
So true
It helps that the Sonic franchise itself emanates meme energy
@SNES Nes I honestly like a lotta things in 06, I just still see the issues is all
@SNES Nes didn't they cut half the budget and production time last second for Sonic and the secret rings too?
@SNES Nes all good, just something I heard and didn't know was true or not
I think this is my favorite meme trend I have seen in ages. Every last one of these I have seen are absolutely gold
The way Shadow says it all with such conviction kills me everytime, I want a sonic movie all like this.
I think we need a movie like this. We’re beyond mere want at this point.
there now you have 333 likes
I've rewatched this like 15 times and the "You're a beta male, Sonic" at the end just gets me every time
"Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about?" Yes, these short Sonic parodies from Jehtt are hilarious after several views. I have never played any Sonic games outside of a little bit of 1 thru 3 on Genesis and emulators. I don't quite know where Shadow the Hedgehog fits in, but this characterization of Shadow the Hedgehog as some immensely confident internet troll is great. Shadow the Hedgehog seems to prefer referring to him only by Shadow the Hedgehog's full name.
@@ryanotte6737 pあ
@@ryanotte6737 shadow has no pronouns in these videos just letting you know
I think the funniest thing about this is the fact that the person who made the original tweet saw this and started having an identity crises he legit says “sonic calling shadow a beta cuck fits nowhere in my worldview.”
The altright chuds sure have fallen on hard times it these are their best men now
@@JacobinCad the messed up part is that this particular brand of chud considers himself “center left.”
@@CrimsonMysteryCake I take it more as one of their "infiltration" tactics, just like Lobster Man himself has said from time to time that he isn't outright conservative but more of a "classic moderate liberal" that happens to agree on conservative viewpoints. They use labels that fit in better with the general public so they can better spread their conservative idiocy to people who don't know better
@@JacobinCad I agree
Commenters in this thread be saltier than the dead sea
this was an instant classic the moment it was dropped and it has aged like a fine wine
I saw this on Twitter so I checked out the other videos on this channel. It made my night watching the other content put out the last year. I feel like I've discovered a rising meme lord before they become big. Here's to hoping that you become the next Kajetokun.
The respect to mention Kajetokun by name! Your balls certainly are not inert!
"Rising meme lord" when he didn't make it lol
Who?
@@zooning-6843 If you've never heard of the meme "It's Over 9000" then look it up. That's whom I'm referring to.
@@InitialDave210 ooooo, ya I remember that scene from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
Sonic: *Talks about literally running fast*
Shadow: *immediately gets aggressively political and then makes it sexual*
American cultural divide in a nutshell.
Sad but true...
A sad yet perfect example of today....
If there is a topic no matter what, someone somehow (from any sides of the spectrum!) Will bring in politics...
Thats why we cant have nice things.
@@Acacius1992 gay
@@Acacius1992 **shrugs** politics is downstream from culture.
It's like you just stumbled into a 4chan thread, but in video form.
Sonic’s genuine confusion make this so good.
When a social media addict meets a normal person:
Shadow be like "of course you have blue hair and pronouns, Sonic"
twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/1449914125174419459?s=20
I lost it when he said “Petersonian?!”
I lost it when he said "what the fuck"
It's really funny that OP equates speedrunning with a lack of work ethic considering how much research and grinding goes into a run.
Also, that speedrunners mainly do it because they won't get laid otherwise
Yeeeaaaaaah, but speedrunning doesn’t exactly contribute anything tangible to society and won’t earn over 90% of speedrunners any income. It’s just a hobby, which isn’t exactly work. I used to really be into speedrunning a while back, but I did it for fun (as like 99% of people did back then). I got out of it just before GDQ was ever a thing. I’ve seen some of the more recent videos of GDQ, though, and I’ve gotta say… what a shitshow 🤣
@@Zlee533 Getting good at a hobby still requires work ethic. Also I enjoyed GDQ plenty this year.
@@Zlee533 if it takes a lot of effort it is work even if it isn't profitable; speedrunners perhaps have a greater work ethic bc they do it because they want to without being motivated by money even when it is often tedious
Finally I see someone else making this point, you're literally giving yourself a ridiculous grind for the single purpose of improvement
What could be a more direct proof of a work ethic?
"I'm am alpha male, Sonic. Look at my slightly more tan skin and dominant energy."
@@Seremor108 no that would be the sigma
I’d just call that low IQ and colored tbh
@@sandwichmaker9000 wtf
@@sandwichmaker9000 "colored"? He's literally almost the same color as sonic
He isn't some AlPha oF tHe pAcK like your puny mind thinks, as that is what you, sitting there in your place, think of as dominance. No, Shadow here is demonstrating his complete understanding of the hierarchy and has established himself as a Sigma Male King
This is one of my favorite videos, because Sonic's bafflement perfectly reflects how I felt when I read that thread for the first time. Like, what does gaming have to do with a "Petersonian" view on work ethics and "sexual archetypes"? And many people on the right wing also speedrun. It's just such a strange way of looking at things that I cannot wrap my head around. And then just the end line of "you're a beta male, Sonic," which is horribly in character
I wonder if this guy has ever heard of RWhiteGoose(step).
@@BringMayFlowers Goose is based. Nerds overreacted to that stuff.
I'm characters? Don't disrespect shadow like that
@-Lloyd- at least my parents didn't name me "Lloyd" LMAO
@-Lloyd- beta male can't find a better insult. Leave him be
"Go fast instead of do it right."
"Like you did with maria?"
"CHAOS; *GUNSHOT*"
But... Going fast is doing it right. Don't you want to see Samus in her zero suit?
@@ZeldagigafanMatthew
HAH
You know it's good when every line is a punchline.
I love how Sonic is just confused asf while Shadow gets political and calls him a beta male, maybe he really is the ultimate lifeform
He always has been.
Sonic is just confused that shadow isn’t sticking to the script
This is arguably the best take.
Well Obviously...The radical left can't improvise, they can only regurgitate what they've been told by steven colbert
@@joeyjoseph8837
Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about?
"Your're a beta male,@@funninoriginal6054 "
-Shadow, for some reason.
Yes, science now knows: ladies cannot resist the Fastest Mario.
Ahhhhhh I’m dying
Is it the Speedrunner Mario?
@@ArjunTheRageGuy That's what Zoomers call it
@@MindForgedManacle k then
"He's-a gotta go fast, if ya know what I mean."
A real shame this scene was cut from the movie. Keanu Reeves would've crushed it
I need you to know that this is one of my favorite videos ever made, like without exaggeration, the sheer joy I get from this is amazing thank you
I love the way it zooms in on Shadow when he says "FASTEST HEDGEHOG," as if emphasizing the importance of the archetype
Lmao
Well, shadow is supposed to be over 50 years old in the Canon. That makes him a Boomer.
*HA*
I keep forgetting this is based off of a real tweet sometimes
This has to be the best meme ever made. The fact that it was made because of a Twitter thread makes it even better.
That twitter thread is a proper riot. I was laughing the whole time.
Prime copypasta material, too. I might steal it.
What twitter thread is this?
@@DarkEdge1231 Linked in the description
@Killian Brodson it's linked in the description, but the quote in the video gives you a rough idea
@Killian Brodson Correct.
THIS was the Sonic Unleashed we needed. A wolfpack simulator with two werehogs arguing over who's alpha or beta.
In all seriousness though man I really enjoyed sonic unleashed. Great game imo
@@snowparody yeah, I just wish it had a sequel
That would be great if the internet wasn't so inclined to turn that into the visual horror that is A/B/O. Not that it hasn't already happened, but in a Petersonian sense it seems logical...
@@spacecatghostboi776 full game of shadow just randomly dropping in, calling sonic a beta male and immediately leaving afterwards? Take all of my money.
@@chai_burns Petersonian?!
This was an extra layer of hilarious when I understood all of Shadow's definition of 'speedrunning' and the idiom of 'fastest hedgehog'.
Shadow: You're a beta male, Sonic!"
Vine Boom
"You're a beta male sonic" cracks me up every damn time
making shadow a philosophising red piller is the best thing to come out of youtube in 2021
"Every copy of sonic adventure 2 is personalized "
True
"idk, this is pretty radical though" is such a good fucking one liner lmao
the subtly elevating music, the zoom in on "fastest hedgehog," the delivery of the last line. perfect
Can't strop coming back to this. kills me every day
yee, the more i watch it the better it gets
Rip
I burst out laughing the further and further this video went. The absurdity was astounding. When I read the description and found out this was based on a real tweet it made it even funnier. Bravo sir!
Not just one tweet, but a long series of tweets. Among other gems, the guy accuses speedrunners of being radical communists because they share speedrunning techniques rather than trying to patent them, lmao
@@CylindricalWhistle Yeah, no way that dude is sane. It’s insanely difficult for me to believe that people who actually believe in what he does exists. Sadly the comment section is slowly turning to people who agree with him and don’t realize how ridiculous his points are
@@CylindricalWhistle I would accuse speedrunners as being gigantic nerds before calling them communists. But at the same time, a lot of gigantic nerds (especially the ones who gravitate to childish or non-violent games) are actually wannabe communists.
@@bolson42 the amount of people unironically agreeing with that guy is genuinely frightening
@@Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear conservative twitter lol
Sad this dialogue didn’t make it into the third Sonic movie
There was too much Chad going on to fit it
Especially Revenge Guac and Telenovelas
I watch this at least 8 times everyday. This is peak internet content right here.
"Youre a beta male sonic"
*one of the best fights of this game starts*
"I'll make you eat those words!"
I love these kinds of memes. Not only are they funny, but they're done by talented voice actors.
"Shadow what the fuck are you talking about"
HELP I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR FOUR DAYS AND I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING THIS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
I don't think being awake for 4 days is healthy, go to sleep dude
@@andrix7777 I did soon after; don't worry, lol.