HOW DARE YOU! | Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator #1

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  • @CrimsonGamer99
    @CrimsonGamer99 8 років тому +615

    Haven't watched this guy in about a year.
    Good christ, he has so much energy. The intro startled me.

    • @leone1689
      @leone1689 8 років тому +9

      haha that is funny

    • @DubFPS
      @DubFPS 8 років тому +5

      CrimsonGamer99 same

    • @charlielowry4155
      @charlielowry4155 8 років тому +4

      CrimsonGamer99 lel

    • @rainbro_the_lamb6295
      @rainbro_the_lamb6295 8 років тому +8

      I literally half deaf

    • @heccmcgee4352
      @heccmcgee4352 7 років тому +3

      CrimsonGamer99 he talked about him putting out so much energy giving him health problems

  • @covetable4096
    @covetable4096 6 років тому +1842

    *your cousins car.*
    That insult can break a mans life

    • @dbmd9915
      @dbmd9915 5 років тому +18

      *_starts crying_*

    • @aghost7597
      @aghost7597 5 років тому +39

      *your cousin's car had a steaming romp with grandma's clothing*

    • @kitsokittyivenhok6
      @kitsokittyivenhok6 5 років тому +16

      *your mom* was defeated by *a steaming romp*

    • @lsdadiccion
      @lsdadiccion 5 років тому +12

      Kitsokitty Ivenhok your hat has a steaming romp and is an ordinary pigsty

    • @kitsokittyivenhok6
      @kitsokittyivenhok6 5 років тому +5

      *Ah!*

  • @manefighterrob630
    @manefighterrob630 3 роки тому +188

    Jack: Irishmen are the best at insulting.
    Jack, an Irishman: This conversation was defeated by the Nazis.

  • @mscullenfan14
    @mscullenfan14 8 років тому +325

    Would be cool if you played a round with Mark in top hats and mustaches. Kind of like when he did a gentleman's dispute.

  • @kerryohoman1897
    @kerryohoman1897 8 років тому +2134

    If someone is rolling their eyes at you, just tell them, Yeah, keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

    • @kuyacoolin5267
      @kuyacoolin5267 8 років тому +41

      Emmakupkake ROASTED!

    • @chingmarc150
      @chingmarc150 8 років тому +27

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @kerryohoman1897
      @kerryohoman1897 8 років тому +6

      :P

    • @behavingcrane
      @behavingcrane 8 років тому +17

      Emmakupkake ahhhhhhhyhhhuhh roasted. And at your school do you guys no everyone says roasted or ahhhhh when someone says your mom, your hairline, or what are those

    • @kerryohoman1897
      @kerryohoman1897 8 років тому +28

      when a burn is done, the entire class ( and the teachers) go OOOOOHHHHHHH

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 8 років тому +312

    Ha! A Monty Python reference! That parrot's only use would be pushing out daisies!

    • @groofay
      @groofay 8 років тому +1

      Ms. Thatcher would like to have some words.

    • @Zekezf7AwesomenessStuff
      @Zekezf7AwesomenessStuff 8 років тому

      What's Monty Python?

    • @nolanhgfh
      @nolanhgfh 8 років тому

      Zekezf7 how bout jack play nightmare before disney

    • @nolanhgfh
      @nolanhgfh 8 років тому

      DragonInferno99 Ω *blow raspberry*

    • @bakedbeans4986
      @bakedbeans4986 8 років тому

      Isagail Carshuen

  • @GLaDOS551
    @GLaDOS551 6 років тому +205

    I just realized that the dead body in the woods looks an awful lot like Jeremy Clarkson...

    • @stupid.artist_3484
      @stupid.artist_3484 6 років тому +4

      XD yeah

    • @christmaskandy4488
      @christmaskandy4488 4 роки тому +2

      Who? Sorry if I'm being stupid lol

    • @Syhfa69
      @Syhfa69 3 роки тому +4

      @@christmaskandy4488 I don’t know who that is either

    • @RHYSCO51
      @RHYSCO51 3 роки тому +7

      He used to do a car show called top gear in the uk

    • @alexanderm.635
      @alexanderm.635 3 роки тому +9

      Oh no... Anyway last week!

  • @cosmicpotato3849
    @cosmicpotato3849 7 років тому +343

    (TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES TODAY WE WILL BE MAKING BABIES CRY!)
    *gets my vote for president*

  • @sonicmomentum8107
    @sonicmomentum8107 8 років тому +546

    Us Canadians are pretty good too.
    Your mother is a nice person.
    Crap

    • @stebrereton1
      @stebrereton1 8 років тому +3

      MaxTheBaconAddict lol

    • @ariii8783
      @ariii8783 8 років тому +2

      MaxTheBaconAddict lol xD

    • @harrydicks5787
      @harrydicks5787 8 років тому +3

      Go up against USA bitch

    • @Tywild327
      @Tywild327 8 років тому +6

      MaxTheBaconAddict your Mather is so kind and awesome. CRAP!!!!

    • @amandagarcia4606
      @amandagarcia4606 8 років тому +1

      So easy......fuck

  • @buddhamack1491
    @buddhamack1491 8 років тому +49

    The Monty Python reference of the pet shop is gold!

  • @aurafireheart
    @aurafireheart 5 років тому +31

    Jack: I'm really good at creative insults, I'm Irish!
    Also Jack: *Fails to win an insult-simulator game.*

    • @caileyrookids
      @caileyrookids 5 років тому +2

      Jack: Comes up with a ton of creative insults.
      Also Jack: Fails to win an insult-simulator game.

  • @Vl_OLET
    @Vl_OLET 8 років тому +122

    HE DIDN'T GET A SINGLE MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE! JACK! STUDY SOME CLASSIC BRITISH COMEDY!!!!!

    • @Vl_OLET
      @Vl_OLET 8 років тому +3

      I still love you though... =D

    • @shutupchana
      @shutupchana 8 років тому

      Skullfire111 i mean he probably did because who doesn't know them :p

    • @geewhiizz
      @geewhiizz 8 років тому +1

      Skullfire111 hello I'm a British person who has no idea what you are talking about xD

    • @shutupchana
      @shutupchana 8 років тому +1

      if you're not trolling look up up "parrot sketch" by them. if you are do it anyways because it's funny as hell

    • @ThornikoSpike
      @ThornikoSpike 8 років тому

      Thank God someone said it!

  • @ZeroGravity7046
    @ZeroGravity7046 5 років тому +476

    “The Irish are some of the most creative insulters in the world” the more you know 🤗

    • @meeploaf
      @meeploaf 5 років тому +13

      Gordon Ramsay:hold my lamb sauce

    • @annaszente825
      @annaszente825 4 роки тому +7

      Random Hungarian people: *HOLD MY KOLBÁSZ*

    • @jonbon8277
      @jonbon8277 4 роки тому +9

      Australians: hold my crocodile mate

    • @Qira
      @Qira 4 роки тому +4

      Arabs: hold my oil company’s.

    • @viktoriakratz8134
      @viktoriakratz8134 4 роки тому +5

      Every person that speaks another language other than English: Hold my Translators

  • @nightcorefan8892
    @nightcorefan8892 8 років тому +84

    HIS HAIR LOOKS SO FLUFFY >.

    • @mr.cyanide4897
      @mr.cyanide4897 6 років тому +3

      nightcorefan88 I know its so cute and adorable 😘

    • @undertale6973
      @undertale6973 6 років тому +1

      ur new too right?

  • @GrizzleyBearington
    @GrizzleyBearington 5 років тому +289

    When he had green hair and old intros.

  • @cinderg1ock
    @cinderg1ock 8 років тому +183

    12:32
    JACK! BE CAREFUL! This is how wars are started

  • @thecreator6568
    @thecreator6568 8 років тому +183

    THE DEAD PARROT IS A REFERENCE TO MONTY PYTHON! OMFG!!!

    • @bosha6654
      @bosha6654 8 років тому +2

      Which one?

    • @thecreator6568
      @thecreator6568 8 років тому +2

      The like Button Monty Python-Dead Parrot

    • @comedynerd6669
      @comedynerd6669 8 років тому +4

      KittyGirl99 he's just sleeping after a particularly long squawk.

    • @maximumyeet4219
      @maximumyeet4219 8 років тому +1

      KittyGirl99 oh sir

    • @Epicosity780
      @Epicosity780 8 років тому +6

      I thought he was just pining for the fjords?

  • @aidanpenner8461
    @aidanpenner8461 5 років тому +28

    The game referenced Monty python!! I love it.

  • @krumz1215
    @krumz1215 5 років тому +43

    “This conversation was defeated by the nazis” Jack WTF was that 😂😂😂

  • @K3YG0RE
    @K3YG0RE 4 роки тому +89

    Jack: "Irishmen are the most creative at insults!"
    also Jack: *stumbles on the first insult*

  • @mylifeisajoke9870
    @mylifeisajoke9870 8 років тому +525

    everyone at my school thinks "your mom" is a good insult

  • @realdestinyh
    @realdestinyh 5 років тому +80

    Still here in June 2019. His videos always make me feel better when something's wrong. Keep it up Sean!

  • @SkaiaSkull
    @SkaiaSkull 8 років тому +183

    The pet shop is a Monty python skit!

  • @unfunny_goth8728
    @unfunny_goth8728 2 роки тому +1

    Here from 2022...I miss Old Jack. It makes me want to cry everytime I see him today.

  • @cammymorgan8727
    @cammymorgan8727 8 років тому +54

    When he said Batman vs superman wasn't as bad as suicide squad....
    I died a little inside

    • @cakeikins
      @cakeikins 8 років тому +3

      Hannah Bradley 'they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you are fine when you're not really fine'

    • @alquattro1
      @alquattro1 8 років тому +1

      Cammy Morgan I no I had to unsub it's my favorite movie I died

    • @cammymorgan8727
      @cammymorgan8727 8 років тому +1

      Th4s Gameplay I almost did, it's also my favorite movie so I'm on the border because Jack is also my favorite UA-camr and I am so disappointed in him

    • @qkjshekwjshdusj8905
      @qkjshekwjshdusj8905 8 років тому +3

      well you shouldn't be disappointed in someone because they have a different opinion.. that's a bit childish

    • @kaitlynwatkins2362
      @kaitlynwatkins2362 8 років тому

      Same when I heard it I was like "wasn't as bad" HOW COULD U

  • @Fozence
    @Fozence 8 років тому +155

    Roses are red
    Clowns are near
    we would be safe
    if harambe was here

  • @zabuzamomochi6123
    @zabuzamomochi6123 8 років тому +225

    'no he's just resting' reminded me of monty python

    • @Sc0rpJoe
      @Sc0rpJoe 8 років тому +39

      Thats what it was referencing.

    • @pewpewatacoforyou8515
      @pewpewatacoforyou8515 8 років тому +10

      Zabuza Momochi is it an American swallow or European swallow 😂😂

    • @YurioPlisetski
      @YurioPlisetski 8 років тому +3

      Zabuza Momochi that's what I was saying but it is a reference to it

    • @thebreadeder7028
      @thebreadeder7028 8 років тому +2

      It is.

    • @yomaeco
      @yomaeco 8 років тому +2

      Zabuza Momochi it is a reference

  • @raven_isnotok9928
    @raven_isnotok9928 5 років тому +42

    Me: Clicks video
    Sean: (screaching) TOP of the mornin to ya ladies
    Me: *MY GOD*

  • @メレ-w6t
    @メレ-w6t 8 років тому +140

    Jack LEARN GRAMMAR!!!

  • @Aaron-uh7nj
    @Aaron-uh7nj 8 років тому +78

    What happened to Ma? He doesn't mention her at all anymore. HEY MA, YOU STILL THERE!?

    • @rashak2009
      @rashak2009 6 років тому

      MA: NO i dont wanna talk to you Jackaboi

    • @N0tS33_k1ll3r
      @N0tS33_k1ll3r 6 років тому +1

      MA, MA U BACK?!

  • @caitchan8078
    @caitchan8078 8 років тому +47

    Jack, on the the round before the last you should've used "Your son puts on granny's clothing and admires pictures of your mother.

  • @MissileVidsYoutube
    @MissileVidsYoutube 4 роки тому +4

    Jack: "the Irish are the most creative insulters" yet he struggles to make a good insult and loses both rounds...
    **slow clap** well done

  • @jclad5145
    @jclad5145 8 років тому +303

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who understood the parrot reference...

  • @neppynep6151
    @neppynep6151 8 років тому +327

    This is a good game to learn grammar off of.

  • @T-MOTH
    @T-MOTH 8 років тому +149

    The dead parrot was a Monty Python reference! XDDD

    • @T-MOTH
      @T-MOTH 8 років тому +6

      And I gotta be honest, I enjoyed Suicide Squad more than Batman V Superman. But it's really your opinion though. :)

    • @lukeellis8868
      @lukeellis8868 8 років тому +1

      yeah suicide squad was well better

    • @squirrellynuts1998
      @squirrellynuts1998 8 років тому +1

      i know thaks for noticing i thought i was the only one XD

    • @T-MOTH
      @T-MOTH 8 років тому

      Charlie Bush I'm strange..

    • @superspicycurrey2244
      @superspicycurrey2244 8 років тому

      I noticed that too! XDXDXD

  • @rian5811
    @rian5811 5 років тому +24

    irishman = loud, alcohol drinking insult machine
    LIKE A BOSSS!!!!!!!!

  • @Molisa682
    @Molisa682 8 років тому +742

    I swear i read the title as Oh... Shit!!

  • @deadlyponys8096
    @deadlyponys8096 8 років тому +179

    OK, i think i have a problem, i'm feeling impatient, i haven't seen an Anti Glitch in what feels like Days!

    • @ellenmarek5963
      @ellenmarek5963 8 років тому +8

      I know! I keep looking at the face cam in every video for any sign of Anti

    • @masonparrott8504
      @masonparrott8504 8 років тому +1

      Deadly Ponys look on guts and glory

    • @juliacreepypastafan2205
      @juliacreepypastafan2205 8 років тому +1

      @Deadly Ponys Look at Manuel Sam 3

    • @ellenmarek5963
      @ellenmarek5963 8 років тому

      Yeah, That's probably the last glitch I've seen, other than a small one in the recent Guts and Glory one he put out

    • @misticae
      @misticae 8 років тому +1

      Deadly Ponys only today Anti didn't show up, I hope that he will tomorrow at least in one video

  • @gaelthefail4399
    @gaelthefail4399 8 років тому +54

    When someone tells you,"Tell me something I don't know!" Just tell them,"Math" or "Science"

    • @P1aceHo1derName
      @P1aceHo1derName 8 років тому +3

      TheGoodGamer Ortiz what if they are a math and science major :0???

    • @austinsunlisted7966
      @austinsunlisted7966 8 років тому

      +MinecraftMiner289 Get new friends

    • @P1aceHo1derName
      @P1aceHo1derName 8 років тому +1

      l1ghtning _b0lt says the guy wearing a squid costume

    • @gaelthefail4399
      @gaelthefail4399 8 років тому +1

      Minecraftminer289+ Then just tell them"How to wipe,because you stink as(like) Hell"

    • @P1aceHo1derName
      @P1aceHo1derName 8 років тому

      l1ghtning _b0lt YOUR HAT HAS BUM CANCER AND YOUR MOTHER LIKES A CHEESE FACTORY

  • @abzabza2
    @abzabza2 2 роки тому +3

    Its funny, how i 5 years ago watched this video and didnt uderstand almost a single word and thought to myself "ill rewatch this later, when i know english better" and, well, here i am

  • @sirxlla
    @sirxlla 8 років тому +15

    My heart shattered into a billion tiny pieces when he said,"Wasn't as bad as Suicide Squad."

  • @jjhayes8139
    @jjhayes8139 8 років тому +125

    AKA the Irish simulator

    • @jjhayes8139
      @jjhayes8139 8 років тому +2

      😂

    • @taylorbutler17
      @taylorbutler17 8 років тому +1

      JJ Hayes YES XDXDXD

    • @jjhayes8139
      @jjhayes8139 8 років тому +1

      Bouncy Prouncy ikr

    • @michaelwave1034
      @michaelwave1034 8 років тому +3

      Seems more 'stereotypically' British

    • @jjhayes8139
      @jjhayes8139 8 років тому

      Taichel Rosen more Irish 🍀 though I think even jack mentioned it

  • @AlleSoundz
    @AlleSoundz 8 років тому +47

    JAAAAAACKKK! You really need to know this! On stuntfest! The "power" level that you were talking about is not actually a power level! it's the angle you're gonna eject! 0 is basically straight ahead and 80 is almost straight up! Oh and also you can use the "bump" thing with the body to go higher up in the sky, so you can bump your way up basically a couple of times! :D

    • @thealexgamer4120
      @thealexgamer4120 8 років тому

      We meet again.. :D

    • @lululul9168
      @lululul9168 8 років тому

      ayy i saw u on last vid :P

    • @AlleSoundz
      @AlleSoundz 8 років тому

      :o

    • @AlleSoundz
      @AlleSoundz 8 років тому +1

      AAAAHHHH STOP THROWING BEAR TRAPS AND TOMATOES AT ME!

    • @AlleSoundz
      @AlleSoundz 8 років тому

      AAH, OVER THERE, NORTH, SOMEWHERE, I DONT KNOW PLS DONT FEED ME TO THE SHARK! IM JUST THE OTHER GUY, THAT OTHER GUY IN THE RED HOUSE A BIT FURTHER AWAY! I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT IS BEHIND THAT DOOOOOOR! AAAAAAAAAAH

  • @grj1539
    @grj1539 5 років тому +1

    The best youtuber that gives the best energy

  • @vsernqme
    @vsernqme 8 років тому +27

    7:49
    Sir Knight- You stalked...
    Jack- Oh shit.

  • @-sonny-1001
    @-sonny-1001 8 років тому +10

    8:56 The disappointment on Jack's face

  • @els9893
    @els9893 8 років тому +84

    your hair is so freaking adorable!

    • @nydasophitalim2735
      @nydasophitalim2735 8 років тому +3

      Tammy Kablammy I agree

    • @daniellealyssa5019
      @daniellealyssa5019 8 років тому +5

      Tammy Kablammy JACK IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  8 років тому +9

      Oh shucks :) thank you!

    • @daniellealyssa5019
      @daniellealyssa5019 8 років тому +1

      jacksepticeye OH MY GOSH JACK YOU REPLIED DO U REMEMBER MY COMMENT ABOUT YOUR SHIRT? *has a heart attack*

    • @els9893
      @els9893 8 років тому

      jacksepticeye is it naturally curly? it seemed more curly than normal

  • @wildgurgs3614
    @wildgurgs3614 5 років тому +11

    2016: This
    2019: "No u"

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 8 років тому +461

    You and Mark please!

  • @op_jello2343
    @op_jello2343 8 років тому +50

    Jack u made my dad I haven't laughed this hard in so long !!! 😂

    • @MoFace
      @MoFace 8 років тому +17

      Jack......is your dad....(ಥ﹏ಥ)

    • @colewygans1278
      @colewygans1278 8 років тому +23

      MoFace
      no he said he made his dad so that means he is his grandpa

    • @Deputy_JRook
      @Deputy_JRook 8 років тому +1

      Op_Jello23 Um, so Sean's your grandfather?

    • @Deputy_JRook
      @Deputy_JRook 8 років тому +1

      lmao@everyone's response

    • @op_jello2343
      @op_jello2343 8 років тому +6

      Day*

  • @kyttenn
    @kyttenn 8 років тому +4

    I downloaded and have been playing this non stop since the video was posted lmao. The final argument is the best one!

    • @kyttenn
      @kyttenn 8 років тому +7

      Also you get more points if you make references to the actual subject they're arguing about.

  • @NoviceVideoGamer
    @NoviceVideoGamer Рік тому +1

    My favorite line: "...but for now, I'm going to insult my CPU... ____ you, processor!" -Jack himself

  • @squidy7771
    @squidy7771 8 років тому +135

    you need to drink your tee more. it gives you more options

    • @squidy7771
      @squidy7771 8 років тому +10

      ok that sounded really wierd

    • @_wheat856
      @_wheat856 8 років тому +6

      It's spelled tea not tee go to school

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 8 років тому +1

      ....

    • @danielc4098
      @danielc4098 8 років тому +1

      Michael S fuck off

    • @metoothanks681
      @metoothanks681 8 років тому +5

      Michael S Not everyone in this world is a native English -Speaker. So calm down

  • @wseamonbrannigan2871
    @wseamonbrannigan2871 8 років тому +94

    I'm Irish and I'm proud of jack and felix

  • @theCometPM
    @theCometPM 8 років тому +28

    The dead parrot sketch:D

  • @FıNÐ
    @FıNР2 роки тому +2

    I thought I imagined this and ever since 2016 (I didn’t know who made the video) I have been searching “drink tea and insult people” and things like that now I am here at last at long long last

  • @fandomruler2668
    @fandomruler2668 8 років тому +5

    anyone else saw that moment when he could have said " your son admires pictures of your father" I was screaming at the screen that he would do that combo

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 8 років тому +4

    My favourite swear-word came out of a road rage incident. Someone pulled out right in front of me, so I called them a "Twatting bastard". That was a good day ...

  • @lolalane69420
    @lolalane69420 8 років тому +92

    I live in England, and i'm only offended by the fact that jack said 'minjing' instead of minging! XD

  • @demagischewereldvanalexand1128
    @demagischewereldvanalexand1128 2 роки тому +1

    I bought this game yesterday and me, my dad and best friend have had a lot of fun playing it! Thank you for making this video which showed me this game❤️

  • @wifcia9442
    @wifcia9442 8 років тому +5

    HIS HAIR IS SO CURLY AND PERFECT AND I CAN'T FOCUS OKAY

  • @LaMortDeLaMusique
    @LaMortDeLaMusique 8 років тому +26

    Jack I would've thought you'd see the Monty Python reference

    • @aurora1089
      @aurora1089 8 років тому +2

      Philip Whitehead I did immediatly

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 8 років тому

      Philip Whitehead can someone explain it to me?? I recognize that name and it sounds really familiar

  • @carlotajimenez7585
    @carlotajimenez7585 8 років тому +21

    12:31 YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK!

    • @quinnverwers5468
      @quinnverwers5468 8 років тому +6

      Nah, He's right. In my opinion anyway.

    • @tristanoneill7021
      @tristanoneill7021 8 років тому

      AGREED

    • @_swaggirl4dayz04_9
      @_swaggirl4dayz04_9 8 років тому

      Carlota Jimenez I AGREE WITH U BRO

    • @quadgames1334
      @quadgames1334 8 років тому +3

      Shane Conant no it's not. the story sucked and they shat all over all the characters. the only good things to come from that movie is Margot Robbie and Will Smith

    • @drawnathan
      @drawnathan 8 років тому

      dalemon 1265 That's your opinion. Your opinion doesn't make the movie bad.

  • @alexjewett7455
    @alexjewett7455 5 років тому

    One of my favorite things about the game is how compleatly random and in coherent the insults are

  • @pippinkatz
    @pippinkatz 8 років тому +19

    Oh god... Jack and Mark playing this game at the same time? All hell would break lose, and I probably wouldn't be able to breathe from laughing too hard. Also, Jack don't need no insult simulator to insult ya

  • @brettbarnett3465
    @brettbarnett3465 8 років тому +22

    15:20 What the fuck is up with Mrs Maggie's face? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nilboG1020
    @nilboG1020 8 років тому +105

    Play it with Markiplier!! That would be sooooo funny!

  • @dankgamingmlg3377
    @dankgamingmlg3377 2 роки тому +1

    I actually went back to this game after rewatching this series and did 63 damage on one insult after getting a 3x multiplier with 'your father' on the final stage of the tournament (also the other character's weakness). I forgot the name of the character but the setting looked heaven themed.

  • @amest1132
    @amest1132 8 років тому +139

    This was posted on my birthday

  • @leonapoleon3673
    @leonapoleon3673 8 років тому +550

    Your hair looks like a tree now jack. An Irish tree.

  • @g80gzt
    @g80gzt 8 років тому +42

    Of course you don't look at a tutorial for a GAME YOU HAVE NEVER PLAYED ANYTHING LIKE BEFORE.

    • @g80gzt
      @g80gzt 8 років тому +8

      AND IMMEDIATELY "HOW DO I DO!?!?!?"
      YOU EVEN REALISE YOU NEED LEARNING!

    • @chron874
      @chron874 8 років тому +1

      Came here for this type of comment, was not disappointed.

    • @janetdevine5727
      @janetdevine5727 8 років тому

      quit hating on Jack its his choice!!! :(

    • @goodfellamanatee5260
      @goodfellamanatee5260 8 років тому +3

      its his choice but its a retarded choice.

    • @BladeNgames
      @BladeNgames 8 років тому

      Exactly

  • @lils2549
    @lils2549 5 років тому +1

    I watch you all the time when I'm sick. You're the best

    • @realdestinyh
      @realdestinyh 5 років тому +1

      Me too. He helps me feel better by making me laugh. Every time I feel sick and miserable, I turn on one of his videos and everything is okay!

  • @coolqman2
    @coolqman2 5 років тому +4

    8:53
    OH MY GODDD,JACK YOU POOR THING...
    Oh gooood..he was so excited about that damage...ahhh maan..

  • @johnpaulflanders5865
    @johnpaulflanders5865 7 років тому +134

    the Norwegian blue is a Monty python reference like if you get it.

    • @NinjaMasterM
      @NinjaMasterM 6 років тому +8

      JohnPaul Flanders He’s just pining for the fjords!

    • @ponyonoodles6568
      @ponyonoodles6568 6 років тому +4

      "WAKE UP, POLLY!" *Hits parrot on table* "THIS IS YOUR 7 O'CLOCK CALL!"

    • @NinjaMasterM
      @NinjaMasterM 6 років тому +2

      PonyoNoodles “I’VE GOT A NICE CUTTLEBONE FOR YOU WHEN YOU WAKE UP!”

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 6 років тому +3

      There’s also Monty Python-related achievements, and I think John Shufflebottom is a reference to John Cleese.

    • @petercolonna2146
      @petercolonna2146 5 років тому +1

      This is an Ex-Parrot!

  • @Epcistlyegmaer
    @Epcistlyegmaer 8 років тому +55

    He just said batman v super man was better than suicide squad wow I'm TRIGGERD

    • @pea_manager1040
      @pea_manager1040 8 років тому

      GoldenLugia24 i know right

    • @yoursaviorishere4365
      @yoursaviorishere4365 8 років тому

      It was tho :3

    • @hiimaperson836
      @hiimaperson836 8 років тому

      GoldenLugia24
      TRIGGERED

    • @Dethrox
      @Dethrox 8 років тому +3

      yea me too.. :D well i didnt watch batman vs super man.. so i cant really judge but suicide squad was epic :D i even bought a t-shirt :)

    • @nigelkarpsplashberry1843
      @nigelkarpsplashberry1843 8 років тому

      You mean Edgelord Squad

  • @LvUpGaming
    @LvUpGaming 2 місяці тому

    Just watched this after so many years and hearing the "top of the morning to yah" just made my day

  • @robkeaton7412
    @robkeaton7412 8 років тому +48

    Don't spell "part" backwards It's a trap!

  • @HeyYoColt
    @HeyYoColt 8 років тому +29

    Thank you Jack for inspiring me to start YT! I started a few months ago and I hope I can entertain and inspire as many as you do some day!
    Please Thumbs up so Jack Can see!

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture.8077
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture.8077 8 років тому

      subbed u

    • @weezzy4209
      @weezzy4209 8 років тому

      HeyYoColt I hope U become the best one day

    • @thegooselord7013
      @thegooselord7013 8 років тому +1

      Yeah yeah we get it he inspired you jeez now get out of here you fucker

    • @zelefant1482
      @zelefant1482 8 років тому +2

      HeyYoColt You said this to dantdm you fucker
      Stop self advertising

    • @iPodgirl
      @iPodgirl 8 років тому +1

      good luck with your channel 👍😊

  • @emeraldcore1215
    @emeraldcore1215 5 років тому +8

    Jacksepticeye: I was just rubbing my computer.
    The Computer: *floppy disc turned into a hard drive🍆*

  • @lemonarizonatea
    @lemonarizonatea 7 років тому

    For how energetic and loud you are in your videos, your voice is surprisingly soothing. 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @danthemandahman
    @danthemandahman 8 років тому +23

    Jack Vs Mark The Movie.
    Coming soon.

  • @George-ki8cu
    @George-ki8cu 8 років тому +35

    Who's watching without socks?

  • @a.c.i7020
    @a.c.i7020 5 років тому +13

    Just imagine the voice acting for this game 🤣

  • @Spankster206Game
    @Spankster206Game 2 роки тому +1

    Anyone else notice that the corpse of the bird in the pet shop has a wing pointed up, and it points to whose turn it is to pick?

  • @mysticgaming6728
    @mysticgaming6728 8 років тому +108

    Also when I seen the mustache I thought of Markimoo. Did anyone else?

  • @owenchurchill7633
    @owenchurchill7633 8 років тому +123

    play with mark

  • @StickBodGoth
    @StickBodGoth 8 років тому +36

    *The person you argue with the most is the person you love the most*!!!

    • @skarmoryfly
      @skarmoryfly 8 років тому +4

      Which is.... Billy Boibot?

    • @sanoober
      @sanoober 8 років тому +5

      No nigga

    • @kelly6521
      @kelly6521 8 років тому +2

      In theory...

    • @mrbionical9565
      @mrbionical9565 8 років тому

      Evie Bot hello evit dumbbum dot bot

    • @grampton
      @grampton 8 років тому +3

      nah duuuud, Trump always argues with Clinton, and they literally want to kill each other.

  • @codeecho9404
    @codeecho9404 5 років тому +13

    I miss jack’s energy

  • @KoishiVibin
    @KoishiVibin 8 років тому +6

    Irish come out of the womb screaming insults. It's a fact. (JK)

  • @liz2128
    @liz2128 8 років тому +13

    Kinda disappointed Jack didn't get the Monty Python reference :/

  • @jaylahahah7126
    @jaylahahah7126 8 років тому +11

    Jack with curly hair is all I need in life 😍😍

  • @tagreedibrahim9978
    @tagreedibrahim9978 4 роки тому +1

    14:16 you can see the smile wearing off his face

  • @ashtyncaulk3235
    @ashtyncaulk3235 5 років тому +7

    Oh... man....
    old days.... OH... SIR

  • @theanimegirl6004
    @theanimegirl6004 8 років тому +56

    JAAAAAAAACK PLAY POM GETS WIFI

    • @mijo2546
      @mijo2546 8 років тому +4

      Yeees please jack play pom gets wifi you wont regret it

    • @Tao_Tao
      @Tao_Tao 8 років тому +1

      Queen Phoenix i thought he already did

    • @theanimegirl6004
      @theanimegirl6004 8 років тому +2

      Panda Gaming
      No it was PewDiePie and ihascupquake and others not jack ..... Yet

    • @Tao_Tao
      @Tao_Tao 8 років тому

      Queen Phoenix ok I wasnt sure I've seen about five play throughs

  • @TheMrMister
    @TheMrMister 8 років тому +8

    What do you mean I "may not believe it"? Of course the Irish are the king of insults. They have so many insults worked into their vocabulary that I need a degree in linguistics just to understand them

    • @seraphestsis6037
      @seraphestsis6037 8 років тому

      Mr. Mister I'm Irish....I roast all my friends so bad...hmm I don't this dry ice will cool them down....

    • @apersonwhowantsacamera4072
      @apersonwhowantsacamera4072 8 років тому

      MEME TURTLE You can't roast me when I'm already on fire.

    • @phoobnahr8853
      @phoobnahr8853 8 років тому +1

      Know why the Irish are so good at insulting people? Because most of the people they meet are Irish.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  8 років тому +2

      This is true haha it's its own language

    • @seraphestsis6037
      @seraphestsis6037 8 років тому

      jacksepticeye yes...very true...

  • @crappyartist6777
    @crappyartist6777 5 років тому

    Your energy and enthusiasm always makes me smile 😊

  • @goldradium595
    @goldradium595 8 років тому +20

    *sees 'a hamster'*
    ... is that wut u buy every month..??

  • @NickinAcoustic
    @NickinAcoustic 8 років тому +22

    Jack! the dead bird is a Monty Python skit reference.

    • @liammarshall1626
      @liammarshall1626 8 років тому +1

      Nick A yessssss

    • @billyguy3858
      @billyguy3858 8 років тому +2

      Nick A and Maggie sounds like Brian's mother in life of Brian

    • @oisinnh
      @oisinnh 8 років тому +1

      Nick A I can't believe he didn't recognize it

  • @Abasnail400
    @Abasnail400 2 роки тому +3

    It’s nice to be rewatching this series ^^

  • @Colbyscottcurl
    @Colbyscottcurl 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine being his neighbors and hear him yelling