Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGEgiver | Zack Snyder's WORST Film

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  • Опубліковано 21 кві 2024
  • Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver, not to be confused with Rebel Moon Part 2 (of a 6 Part Trilogy) The Scargiver Director's Cut, is AWFUL.
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  • @dforeigner
    @dforeigner Місяць тому +2205

    What baffles me is knowing Netflix cancelled shows like mindhunter for budget issues and then spends millions in dog shit like this

    • @odtheman1
      @odtheman1 Місяць тому +178

      Call me a schizo but mindhunter was canceled because it was getting to close to the truth about mental illness

    • @claudeyaz
      @claudeyaz Місяць тому

      When you are free sometime, could you please elaborate on the details of your statement? I'm curious about your personal thoughts..interesting theory..but im curious of your details.​@@odtheman1

    • @and__lam1152
      @and__lam1152 Місяць тому +18

      Wait .... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?

    • @rebelwolfofmibu
      @rebelwolfofmibu Місяць тому +122

      Mindhunter definitely deserved another season

    • @sjundemartelaere
      @sjundemartelaere Місяць тому +26

      Just wait until the Village People show up to increase the ESG score.

  • @flowsilver-valhallagc
    @flowsilver-valhallagc Місяць тому +2174

    Him saying he only listens to friends with the same opinions described Hollywood so well.

    • @jeffreyspinner9720
      @jeffreyspinner9720 Місяць тому +57

      As the money evaporates, we'll see him crying asking us to help him out like all the out of work writers now making cry baby tic tocs.

    • @flowsilver-valhallagc
      @flowsilver-valhallagc Місяць тому +40

      @@jeffreyspinner9720 You think so? I expect the "fans suck, muh modern audiences" approach. We'll see. 😁

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Місяць тому +8

      Describes every clique

    • @flowsilver-valhallagc
      @flowsilver-valhallagc Місяць тому +7

      @@n4ughty_knight That must be boring cliques. Wouldn't wanna be part of those.

    • @CaptnJack
      @CaptnJack Місяць тому +17

      and the Left in general...

  • @robertthompson5701
    @robertthompson5701 Місяць тому +63

    "We must move the grain into the village so they can't shoot us from orbit."
    What the actual fuck?

    • @DarkTider
      @DarkTider Місяць тому +17

      Later in the movie "lets shoot them from orbit!"
      "What about the grain?"
      "eff the grain!"

  • @robertthompson5701
    @robertthompson5701 Місяць тому +216

    Lol, 160 million people watched it for free, yet Snyder thinks that his movie earned $1.6 billion? This dude is on so many drugs

    • @doga2677
      @doga2677 Місяць тому +10

      Netflix cost 8 dollars per month

    • @Darkstar_Dayne
      @Darkstar_Dayne Місяць тому

      ​@@doga2677People aren't buying a subscription just to watch this dogshit

    • @user-dm2nx4yu5o
      @user-dm2nx4yu5o Місяць тому +16

      For free??? You do realise what subscriptions are right??

    • @christianvondruska8244
      @christianvondruska8244 Місяць тому

      ​@@user-dm2nx4yu5o No one bought Nextflix for Rebel Moon lol.

    • @floweralligator
      @floweralligator Місяць тому

      @@user-dm2nx4yu5othat subscription covers the entire netflix library not just “box office” for rebel moon. So its basically free

  • @LoreChaplain
    @LoreChaplain Місяць тому +794

    When your Star Wars pitch is so fucking bad that even Disney Lucasfilm tells you no.

    • @ArmyWolves
      @ArmyWolves Місяць тому +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess Місяць тому +42

      Rare Kathleen Kennedy win.

    • @ultrademigod
      @ultrademigod Місяць тому

      Not enough gay chicks

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 Місяць тому +19

      He can't even get the damn frame in focus half the time. Basics, Zack.

    • @cristinawilligs
      @cristinawilligs Місяць тому +2

      why wouldn't they, this is what they were doing during the last 10 years

  • @kenshiro-lycus3050
    @kenshiro-lycus3050 Місяць тому +1895

    Please stop giving Hack Snyder money!!!! What a disaster!!!!

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 Місяць тому +23

      *Zack Snyder
      And it will be much worse to give Netflix any money.

    • @kenshiro-lycus3050
      @kenshiro-lycus3050 Місяць тому

      @theunknowncommenter725 I called him Hack Snyder, which is what he is!😎

    • @aroh100876
      @aroh100876 Місяць тому +71

      On the contrary my friend, keep giving him money. Lots of money. The more money Hollywood loses, the faster it will burn to the ground.

    • @duketogo_g13
      @duketogo_g13 Місяць тому

      @@theunknowncommenter725 POS Snyder, you mark

    • @sergiokaminotanjo
      @sergiokaminotanjo Місяць тому +7

      Lmao it is free on Netflix bro...

  • @analicious94
    @analicious94 Місяць тому +45

    Zack Snyder is that one kid from elementary school that tries to be edgy and thinks the other kids are laughing with him and not at him, but no one has the heart to tell him the truth

  • @asura48
    @asura48 Місяць тому +73

    "Stack up the grain so they wouldn't shoot us cuz they want the grain", note to self never let zack snyder write anything ever

  • @sylance777
    @sylance777 Місяць тому +376

    My favorite part of Star Wars, A New Hope, is when our heroes are traveling to Yavin 4 after escaping the Death Star and Han sits everyone down and says, "Okay, here's my backstory, I'm a scoundrel, can't be trusted, and..."

    • @I_SuperHiro_I
      @I_SuperHiro_I Місяць тому +102

      Can’t be trusted, and……I’m a gay black trans woman.
      - Netflix A New Hope

    • @cristinawilligs
      @cristinawilligs Місяць тому +27

      the best part of that trip was chewie playing chess with c3po that's all the backstory i need

    • @Robertsmith-un5cu
      @Robertsmith-un5cu Місяць тому

      That’s very clever.

    • @jason6473
      @jason6473 Місяць тому

      😂

  • @Rodrigokdo
    @Rodrigokdo Місяць тому +270

    "if you take the movie script and put it on your windshield it will allow you to park in handicapped spaces " Alex from Angry Joe

    • @Sandersss57
      @Sandersss57 Місяць тому +8

      I was dying the whole spoilers section lmaooo

    • @tabithathompson1872
      @tabithathompson1872 Місяць тому +2

      That's a good one 😂

    • @nathanstewart3329
      @nathanstewart3329 Місяць тому +2

      Going there now

    • @Saint5Jimmy
      @Saint5Jimmy Місяць тому +9

      “It’s probably going to be really hard for her to leave the ship!”
      “Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!”
      -Ryan George probably

    • @Black_Sheep_0213
      @Black_Sheep_0213 Місяць тому +2

      @@Saint5Jimmy Can't wait!

  • @eisader
    @eisader Місяць тому +43

    The look of this movie is just awful. The CGI and the costumes are so unreal and terrible, its unbelievable. Movies 80 years ago looked far better.

    • @steelyphil4859
      @steelyphil4859 22 дні тому +2

      Could say this about a lot of modern movies

    • @larky368
      @larky368 10 днів тому +1

      They couldn't afford color so the went with sepia.

  • @user-us8wu6fn3u
    @user-us8wu6fn3u Місяць тому +235

    they always write the feminist girl boss as the "key to everything"... and we are so bored with it

    • @mrrodriguezHLP
      @mrrodriguezHLP Місяць тому +11

      Also, watch enough UFC, and you know that in no reality is a wisp of a woman beating up ANY fight trained grown man. It's not even a matter of skill, it's just strength weight and leverage. A cheetah cannot take down anything bigger than itself.

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@mrrodriguezHLPyeah but still a woman at same height and weight couldnt compete. Its more about having 100× tje testosterone in your body

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 Місяць тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 Місяць тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @seanperdue4881
      @seanperdue4881 Місяць тому +5

      "Mary Sue 7: Quest for the McGuffin"

  • @tannhausergate7162
    @tannhausergate7162 Місяць тому +720

    Imagine if Snyder had immediately quit the industry after Watchmen. He would have had a proper legacy. Now he is synonymous with awful filmmaking.

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 Місяць тому +55

      Still better than Rian Johnson.

    • @JordonPatrickMears11211988
      @JordonPatrickMears11211988 Місяць тому +8

      Nah, because even that film has haters. The only one people will admit to enjoying and even then they'll still hate on it because of Zack is dawn of the dead. And they only seemingly enjoy that because James Gunn (their god and savior of movies) wrote it, not knowing it had been rewritten afterwards by 2 other people for more character development and other things. People will hate on Zack for slow mo, but if you go look at the new deadpool trailer everyone is fawning if the slow mo in it.

    • @sebastiansap1359
      @sebastiansap1359 Місяць тому +33

      What about 300? I loved that one

    • @Windows11Sucks
      @Windows11Sucks Місяць тому +11

      ​@@sebastiansap1359Adaptation of a book. Not original.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Місяць тому +3

      He has a legacy in slow mo.

  • @MrTobi013
    @MrTobi013 Місяць тому +177

    Zach, just because people wanted the "Snyder Cut" of the Justice League...it doesn't mean you have to do that with everything.😑

    • @pegeta
      @pegeta Місяць тому +17

      "But it's all I got!"

    • @MrTobi013
      @MrTobi013 Місяць тому +7

      @@pegeta apparently so.😆

    • @Kzaks
      @Kzaks Місяць тому +4

      He can't. It's his name to fame 😂

    • @klausroxin4437
      @klausroxin4437 27 днів тому

      This intended director's cut with release date allready known before the "normal" version is out are just cheap ways to produce remakes.

  • @cryeredd7563
    @cryeredd7563 Місяць тому +28

    aint no way 160 million people would watch rebel moon if it was 10 bucks each. i only watched it because it was free.. .and i was playing a game while i did so. completely forgetable

  • @seanfoltz7645
    @seanfoltz7645 Місяць тому +26

    There's a problem if she's called the Scargiver - you only get a scar if you survive, meaning this chick sucks at killing people if so many folks who fought her lived to show off having a scar from her.

    • @diegogutierrez1997
      @diegogutierrez1997 Місяць тому +4

      Genuine question, did my brain just shut off from boredom or the whole scar giving thing was just bogus? I can't remember her giving a scar, besides Noble.

    • @seanfoltz7645
      @seanfoltz7645 29 днів тому +2

      @@diegogutierrez1997 As with everything else Snyder, you're dealing with grade/mid-school "wouldn't this be kewl if..." mentality - I'm thinking that's as deep the thinking of "Scargiver" being her nickname went.

    • @bena2591
      @bena2591 8 днів тому

      The Buhbuh giver sounds scarier!

    • @seanfoltz7645
      @seanfoltz7645 6 днів тому

      @@bena2591 How's about the Indian Burn giver instead?

  • @makatron
    @makatron Місяць тому +424

    Spaceships, energy weapons, and the world didn't have a single combine harvester for all the grain?

    • @janminglee3004
      @janminglee3004 Місяць тому +22

      They brought the guy back alive..

    • @CaptnJack
      @CaptnJack Місяць тому +52

      @@janminglee3004 They had a hover cart, but drawn by an animal, and used sythes.... inconsistant

    • @makatron
      @makatron Місяць тому +13

      @@CaptnJack the most inconsistent tech use

    • @AB-ln2py
      @AB-ln2py Місяць тому +10

      @@CaptnJackI think they tried to go for Firefly feels... wild west in space.

    • @IcicleFerret
      @IcicleFerret Місяць тому

      Clearly, in this village, fossil fuels have been banned to save the environment. Because they're the good guys. And to emphasize the bad guys are bad, their ships run on coal. (Or so I'm told. I haven't bothered to see it.)

  • @riothead1240
    @riothead1240 Місяць тому +345

    My friend told me to watch rebel child fire moon 1 a few months ago. He said he has everything I love. I called him after the first hour and verbally abused him for 20 minutes for telling me to watch it.

    • @stevenldoe7838
      @stevenldoe7838 Місяць тому +58

      The second hour you show up at his house for physical abuse?

    • @Red_Boar
      @Red_Boar Місяць тому +3

      😂

    • @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo
      @DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo Місяць тому +9

      ​@@stevenldoe7838As long as there were traces of emotional abuse sprinkled in, OPs friend will have likely learned their lesson, hopefully.

    • @switters8679
      @switters8679 Місяць тому +19

      I read this and immediately thought this is an example of great friends. The recommender who purposely mislead his friend into watching a dumpster fire, and the mid movie response of the OP who recognized their bullshit. Thanks for sharing

    • @MagnumPopeye
      @MagnumPopeye Місяць тому +6

      Then not learning from his mistake told you to watch Rebel Moon Part 2 - The CRINGE giver

  • @craigcarroll3303
    @craigcarroll3303 Місяць тому +20

    Titus: the wheat is our greatest weapon. Atticus: we don't need the wheat. So exactly what is the point of this?

  • @joshg.6315
    @joshg.6315 Місяць тому +14

    I saw someone say the story for these movies was just A Bug’s Life but set in space and it turns out they were 100% right 😂😂😂

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 10 днів тому

      So no wonder they wanna make 6 like Avatar - based on Pocahontas

  • @rotkev
    @rotkev Місяць тому +134

    “Well, I want to use The Spice, but I can’t. How about….The Grain!”
    -Zack

    • @dcmbassi
      @dcmbassi Місяць тому +22

      License Al-Gaib!

    • @Fluffycat998
      @Fluffycat998 Місяць тому +3

      "Power over grain is power over all"

    • @user-ku8yi5to4f
      @user-ku8yi5to4f Місяць тому +1

      Sounds SO pathetic

    • @SavageGameHawk
      @SavageGameHawk Місяць тому

      Snyder must have been snorting all the spice to have made this dog 💩

  • @RobertKir
    @RobertKir Місяць тому +1111

    Zach is delusional if he thinks more people saw his rebel moon shit than Barbie....

    • @CCCCC40
      @CCCCC40 Місяць тому +37

      They probably did. It was free on Netflix. Netflix has 300 million subscribers. Why wouldn't people watching for free when there's nothing else on. At current ticket prices only 67 million people saw barbie. Probably less because at my theatre it's over $20 a ticket. Rebel moon 2 sucked so bad I couldn't even finish. Doesn't mean a lot of people like me tried to watch it. Doesn't mean it was bad.

    • @M-S_4321
      @M-S_4321 Місяць тому +19

      Zach just believe$ what the people paid to tell him he's a genius tell him. Becau$e he know$ they're $incere.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Місяць тому +10

      I kinda really liked Rebel Moon's premise. It reminded me of early Star Wars and old sci-fi animes. The only real issue I had with the movie itself are the horrible characters. I can't even remember a single one of them besides Jimmy.

    • @andrewtaylor940
      @andrewtaylor940 Місяць тому +12

      REBEL Moon 2 hit the same time Dune 2 became available digitally. Which do you think more people streamed?;

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Місяць тому +5

      @@andrewtaylor940 At least Dune 2 had a cool ass bucket

  • @fellowninja
    @fellowninja Місяць тому +8

    Zach Snyder is the reason there's no DC universe

  • @hanimahoui8339
    @hanimahoui8339 Місяць тому +17

    The dog shitting in Gary's garden in slow motion perfectly encapsulate this movie.

  • @luster5497
    @luster5497 Місяць тому +277

    People saw rebel moon because it’s basically “free” on Netflix, it’s actually worthless. Views doesn’ translate to theater sales count. “Wonder why part two didn’t get a theater release?”

    • @DeceiverIX
      @DeceiverIX Місяць тому +6

      Yep. I get Netflix in a package, I would never pay for it on its own. Watched it because it was there...

    • @natel7382
      @natel7382 Місяць тому +5

      @@DeceiverIX Yea exactly, the metric snyder uses doesn't mean ish, if he said netflix got 100 mill NEW subs because his release he might have a leg to stand on, but really saying 33 percent of the users watched the movie isnt the W he thinks it is.
      Also, can we call Rogan for not actually bringing certain things up with certain guests, old Rogan would have called him on that stupid stat, new rogan loves that stat.

    • @luster5497
      @luster5497 Місяць тому

      @@natel7382
      Well, Snyder did say he only talks to people who say good things about him, Hey, he got Netflix to paid for another bad movies, I could respect that. Still a shitty movie nonetheless though

    • @opin74creative
      @opin74creative Місяць тому +1

      They knew it would bomb so didn't bother.

    • @SentientSauce
      @SentientSauce Місяць тому +2

      Quick maths. If you watch one piece of content a day on Netflix and you watched Rebel Moon, you basically paid $0.23 to $0.51 for it. (depending on your subscription)
      Snyder removing that context alongside the effort of going to cinema just assume that each viewer would pay 20 times more and visit the theatre for the movie they watched on Netflix.

  • @draxrdax7321
    @draxrdax7321 Місяць тому +341

    The moment that broke me and couldn't stop laughing was the one when they were shoveling coal into the Warhammer 40k space frigate's engine

    • @melissaholleron719
      @melissaholleron719 Місяць тому +57

      Right! WTF is that all about? Combustion engines in space? Would there be enough coal in the universe to power just 1 Dreadnought? It's so stupid!

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 Місяць тому +55

      This is Space Coal. Just like the grain from the moon is SPace Grain

    • @melissaholleron719
      @melissaholleron719 Місяць тому +16

      @@marcogenovesi8570 ahhhh now I get it..no...no I don't 😆 🤣

    • @stevenscott2718
      @stevenscott2718 Місяць тому +35

      @@melissaholleron719 no you are missing a very important problem. While fuel supply is an imporant problem there is a second fuel supply that keeps getting forgotten... Oxygen those coal generators need to burn oxygen too, so does the crew.
      WW2 submarines(diesel) stayed mostly on the surface so the crew didn't suffocate from running the engines, a spaceship doesn't have that option half the ship would have be coal bunkers and oxygen tanks.(mostly oxygen but at least that can be compressed.)

    • @expatxile
      @expatxile Місяць тому +20

      Space coal is sustainable as fuk

  • @inline6BEAST
    @inline6BEAST Місяць тому +10

    Why is there ALWAYS a war lord of some kind, who ALWAYS seem to keep the daughter of a family or village or planet that they decimated...weird fantasy 🤔

  • @imthebestthingsinceslicedr5400
    @imthebestthingsinceslicedr5400 Місяць тому +11

    That part where the villian brought an orchestra with bags on their heads "priceless"
    Only thing was missing was him pulling Neosporin out of his pocket then say "you cant scar me anymore!"

  • @markhester6556
    @markhester6556 Місяць тому +593

    The Eclipse last week was more enjoyable than this. 🤣

    • @neonemptiness8152
      @neonemptiness8152 Місяць тому +11

      This cost the same as something good 🙁

    • @jkdbuck7670
      @jkdbuck7670 Місяць тому +17

      The morning after Taco Bell would be more enjoyable

    • @chickenpit9991
      @chickenpit9991 Місяць тому +7

      Even the Eclipse movie featuring Robert Pattinson is more enjoyable than this😂

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Місяць тому +4

      Can't wait for Eclipse 2

    • @BetaRayBill32
      @BetaRayBill32 Місяць тому +11

      It was also dark but at least everything was in focus.

  • @theeddytor3490
    @theeddytor3490 Місяць тому +95

    i just asked one of my female friends about these two movies, she said if you ever want to torture someone to puke out government secrets, make them watch these 2 movies. they will not only give away government secrets but will get brainwashed completely.

    • @haywood5302
      @haywood5302 Місяць тому

      I want to meet this chick. I'm already in love with her. Can you clone her? How about a photo spread? A web site?
      Anything......

  • @GeodudeSpitsFacts
    @GeodudeSpitsFacts 29 днів тому +3

    Zack Snyder thinks that every person who watched the first part on netflix would be willing to watch in the theaters. Completely delusional. I'm glad he doesn't have anything to do with DC anymore.

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom Місяць тому +158

    I didn’t last 20 mins in the first movie. After I saw another female boss lead with a clueless man following her around like a lost puppy I turned it off. Lol

    • @theGruber
      @theGruber Місяць тому +15

      I made it to the bar scene before my brain started melting. How anyone could stomach the whole movi or even worse, both movies, is beyond me.

    • @BristolMatt
      @BristolMatt Місяць тому +7

      You and others here are smart enough to know beforehand that these films hate us, so why do you even try to watch them? Stop giving them your money people.

    • @and__lam1152
      @and__lam1152 Місяць тому +3

      Wait ... there was a Rebel Moon pt. 1?

    • @Shineinpoverty
      @Shineinpoverty Місяць тому +6

      I loved it how "clueless" untrained female farmers took guns for the first time but then shoot the dummy flawlessly.
      I could not hold myself from standing out and screaming on top of my lungs, wahman stroooonk.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Місяць тому

      ​@@ShineinpovertyTBF, shooting a stationary target with a gun for the first time isn't that hard. As long as you can control the recoil which it didn't look like they could.

  • @CarlWheatley-li5qn
    @CarlWheatley-li5qn Місяць тому +57

    Slow motion refilling a water flask is peak Snyder.

  • @colebrandt9302
    @colebrandt9302 Місяць тому +6

    160 million people watched it for FREE and still said it sucks, if I'd watched it for free, I'd still want a refund Lol

  • @Eternal_Satyr
    @Eternal_Satyr Місяць тому +6

    I started watching Rebel Moon 2 but got all the way to the part where they trick the flight directors on the battleship to let them land because they had wounded on board. It was at that point that I became exhausted from the absolute absurd ridiculousness of the whole thing. This film is truly the biggest piece of shit I've ever tried to watch. I'm glad I didn't finish it.

    • @fireboy1996
      @fireboy1996 Місяць тому

      Shortly after that the evil guys start their preparations to launch their massive cannon at the village/planet. Guess how the massive cannon aboard the super technical space ship is operated? By a hand crank.

  • @Redeye308350
    @Redeye308350 Місяць тому +162

    "The girl who is the key to everything " is officially a trope now

    • @G-regTaylor
      @G-regTaylor Місяць тому

      So?
      ‘The boy who is the key to everything’ has been a trope for decades.

    • @Gaiden-Shinji875
      @Gaiden-Shinji875 Місяць тому +5

      @@G-regTaylor So?

    • @G-regTaylor
      @G-regTaylor Місяць тому +1

      @@Gaiden-Shinji875 so what’s OP’s point.
      People just inventing reasons to be angry these days.

    • @Gaiden-Shinji875
      @Gaiden-Shinji875 Місяць тому +9

      @@G-regTaylor He said it's officially a trope now, the same way you responded saying it was the same for boys in the past. No anger detected in either comment 🤷

    • @G-regTaylor
      @G-regTaylor Місяць тому

      @@Gaiden-Shinji875 ok so why get involved?

  • @jonugent42
    @jonugent42 Місяць тому +107

    Rebel Moon is just Star Wars, Seven Samurai, and Inglorious Bastards slapped together poorly and without any of the heart or creativity of any of the 3 previously mentioned films.

    • @johnathansanford8206
      @johnathansanford8206 Місяць тому +2

      And still better than any of the Disney Star wars movies.

    • @Taxthechurch
      @Taxthechurch Місяць тому +6

      @@johnathansanford8206it legit isn’t. You just have a hate for Disney.

    • @johnathansanford8206
      @johnathansanford8206 Місяць тому

      @@Taxthechurch and you just have a hardon for Disney. My opinion vs your opinion. My doesn't matter to you, yours doesn't matter to me. Piss off and move on.

    • @DaaClaptain
      @DaaClaptain Місяць тому +1

      youre commenting this on a channel that knows what the perfect show would be but never makes it. Just keeps crying how we shouldnt watch these shows then proceeds to tell us how he watched it. Been doing this for years at this point. Guy isnt even orginal in his being a hypocrite.

    • @jonugent42
      @jonugent42 Місяць тому +3

      @@DaaClaptain I don't believe any of these folks have ever told us not to watch anything.

  • @reaversix2798
    @reaversix2798 Місяць тому +7

    Rebel Moon Part 2 was so bad I quit midway, its just trash.

  • @the13nth25
    @the13nth25 Місяць тому +5

    They try to make us sympathetic to someone who killed a child in cold blood, wow!

    • @Mr.Kody365
      @Mr.Kody365 25 днів тому

      Right had they not betrayed her she would have stayed loyal to them. She didn’t come to her senses and try to escape with the child

  • @Curbs-tr1zx
    @Curbs-tr1zx Місяць тому +82

    "He keeps his scar from the scar giver as a reminder that the person who gave him the scar is the scar giver” lmao😂 better writing than the entire movie lol.

    • @nicholaswilkerson501
      @nicholaswilkerson501 Місяць тому

      lol that is not even why haha he kept it as a badge of something he survived and he explained if he captured her it would make it more glorious for his promotion. i mean at least watch the movie.

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 Місяць тому

      ​@@nicholaswilkerson501no

    • @Curbs-tr1zx
      @Curbs-tr1zx Місяць тому +1

      @@nicholaswilkerson501 I could but I don’t have brain cells to spare on these movies anymore tbh.

    • @SavageGameHawk
      @SavageGameHawk Місяць тому

      Ahahah I died from this comment 😂

  • @chanceguenther5605
    @chanceguenther5605 Місяць тому +104

    He said 10$ a ticket. What F***ING theater is that???

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism Місяць тому +2

      I think he meant that’s what the studio gets after the theater takes their share.

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Місяць тому +10

      Adult ticket at my local is $12.

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Місяць тому +1

      Plus they only get half, if that.

    • @ReplayActionSports
      @ReplayActionSports Місяць тому +4

      What’s a Theatre??

    • @Tazyizan
      @Tazyizan Місяць тому +2

      moran does math, ignores the fact that most people pirate shit movies why pay for garbage !

  • @chadakoin1
    @chadakoin1 Місяць тому +4

    Geez. How about a "Thelma and Louise" remake with Lizzo and She Hulk? Gonna need a 75 Eldorado, also. Netflix has no imagination.

  • @Zethonring23
    @Zethonring23 Місяць тому +3

    Amazes me that Snyder has come so far despite being one of the very worst storytellers in the business, just sad thinking about all the great talent that never got a shot, and those whose careers ended after 1 flop. Snyder makes disaster-after-disaster and still gets $150m+ movie deals, tells you all you need to know about Hollywood

  • @draxrdax7321
    @draxrdax7321 Місяць тому +450

    Heavy-metal watering flowers and picking up dog poo... that pretty much sums up Zack "Shlomo" Snyder's recent work

    • @CanonMatters2Me
      @CanonMatters2Me Місяць тому

      Dont get the Shlomo reference, Snyder is Catholic.

    • @GalvinW
      @GalvinW Місяць тому +8

      I wonder if the slow motion was done on purpose to make the movie longer

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei Місяць тому +12

      I mean the grain from this one farm is shown to be more important then entire planets so much so they literally won't attack you so as not to hurt it.
      There are kids whose parents don't love them like these people love that grain.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Місяць тому +12

      That intro was better than the movie

    • @beardofpower3823
      @beardofpower3823 Місяць тому

      Zach Shlurpo

  • @randomrey6568
    @randomrey6568 Місяць тому +132

    The best thing about Rebel Moon in general is imaging how it would have been if Disney Star Wars said Yes to this.

    • @cristinawilligs
      @cristinawilligs Місяць тому +12

      this is better than Disney Starwars, the bar is too low

    • @draxrdax7321
      @draxrdax7321 Місяць тому +20

      It's hard to imagine, since this one is really bad already. Imagine Disney's "magic" being shoved into this too.

    • @reventon_4442
      @reventon_4442 Місяць тому +2

      In that case we would just get... star wars. Star wars at this point is just an even worse version of Rebel Moon

    • @nick1635
      @nick1635 Місяць тому +7

      @@cristinawilligs its really not. By some miracle it makes the terrible Disney Star Wars seem like masterpieces. RM is just total garbage in every way. Worse characters, worse world, worse special effects, worse story, worse world-building, worse CGI, worse dialogue, WAY too much slo-mo and dumb gimmicks. Half of it was shot in a wheat field and the other half in some studio backlot with a dust blower. It is SO bad it makes the Disney movies seem good.

    • @JohnWilliams-gp1mq
      @JohnWilliams-gp1mq Місяць тому

      K​@@nick1635

  • @cdelmain
    @cdelmain Місяць тому +5

    I cannot get over a spaceship powered by coal. I know it is Titanic and Star Wars rolled into one for the Hollywood crowd. Only they (not all) but most are dumb enough to believe a spaceship can be powered by coal.

  • @devendullarwar8555
    @devendullarwar8555 Місяць тому +5

    Zack Snyder is the most overrated director of all time ! , he butchered man of steel , made garbage like dawn of justice , then crap like army of thieves and now this bs , why do ppl even watch his movies ?

  • @Pepesilvia267
    @Pepesilvia267 Місяць тому +107

    He basically said a directors cut on movie 2 will be so drastically different from movie 1 that it will contradict itself so much that it’s a parallel universe. He’s literally saying his movies won’t even have enough in universe continuity to make the directors cuts align. Lol. He’s high on his own farts.

  • @MeggaMann_theBlueLion
    @MeggaMann_theBlueLion Місяць тому +29

    Video games gone to crap. Movies gone to crap. I find myself watching UA-cam more than any other form of media these days.

  • @endovault8003
    @endovault8003 Місяць тому +6

    My god. This looks terrible.

  • @buggerlugz6753
    @buggerlugz6753 Місяць тому +2

    Another "Meh" from me.........god this was totally forgettable the moment the credits rolled.

  • @Senior-Donjusticia
    @Senior-Donjusticia Місяць тому +81

    At this point I’m thinking “grain” is a euphemism for a VERY hardcore drug that only grows on that little moon. It’s the only way I can TRY to make this stupid film make a lick of sense.
    And it STILL doesn’t make sense!

    • @TheKageRyu
      @TheKageRyu Місяць тому +28

      "The Grain extends life. The Grain expands Consciousness."
      "The grain allows the folding of space necessary for space travel."

    • @TheWolfXCIX
      @TheWolfXCIX Місяць тому +12

      The grain must flow

    • @imantsjansons5009
      @imantsjansons5009 Місяць тому

      @@TheKageRyu Right. The Grain opens the space vagina ;)

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Місяць тому +12

      "What's in that box?"
      "Grain."

    • @Six_Gorillion
      @Six_Gorillion Місяць тому

      Pretty sure it's just grain. Space nazis are hardcore vegans and value organic pasture raised grain more than life itself. That's the lore.

  • @Yorredroc
    @Yorredroc Місяць тому +157

    snyder has become a parody of himself.

  • @robertbrunn7710
    @robertbrunn7710 Місяць тому +4

    So basically Snyder has taken a rejected star wars script and tried to jam in a magnificent seven rip off and stretch out over 6+movies 😂

    • @manos7469
      @manos7469 22 дні тому +1

      Magnificent Seven was a Rip Off of Seven Samurai

    • @robertbrunn7710
      @robertbrunn7710 21 день тому

      @@manos7469 yeah I know, but at least it was a good rip off 😂

  • @ryano6094
    @ryano6094 Місяць тому +4

    And there are people who actually want the DC SnyderVerse revived 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @sethdewell141
      @sethdewell141 Місяць тому +1

      There WAS people who wanted the DC SnyderVerse revied, not anymore. 😉

    • @KedondongIQ78
      @KedondongIQ78 Місяць тому

      Those idiots never learn

  • @Huckleberry42
    @Huckleberry42 Місяць тому +81

    Can't believe this is the same director that gave us 300.

    • @HANDLESET1ONE
      @HANDLESET1ONE Місяць тому +4

      LOL.Only First Zombie "DOWN OF DEAD" GREAT It Only GOOD Critics Review.👍.
      N 300, Watchman, MoS All 3 Movies Got Mostly Negative Mixed Reviews.
      N 300 3 Times Watch STILL Didn't Like It OK Booring Slow🐢Movie.

    • @fabiobonetta5454
      @fabiobonetta5454 Місяць тому +17

      Miller gave us 300. He adapted It competently

    • @Ryan125y
      @Ryan125y 26 днів тому +1

      That was back when he was only a director. The more control he gets the bigger the turd.

    • @bradley8258
      @bradley8258 24 дні тому +7

      The only reason 300 was good was because it was completely comic accurate. If Zack Snyder had been responsible for the story direction it would have been just like this movie. Dogshit

  • @QuiznosBaka
    @QuiznosBaka Місяць тому +67

    Why is Gary gardening more entertaining than this movie?

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid Місяць тому +5

      He cut out the part where he stubbed his toe, and cried out “Ouch-Giver!”

  • @Blanca-John2266
    @Blanca-John2266 Місяць тому +3

    I think that Synder should've made Rebel Moon a series instead of two films... it given him a chance to flesh out the story & characters... it might've been a better product... But, no matter what, I thank Nerdrotic fir saving me from watching either film...

    • @vinayak90417
      @vinayak90417 Місяць тому

      The actors were sooo bad..I don't think he cn pull off a series with these below average so called " actors " lol

  • @pninnan
    @pninnan 24 дні тому +1

    It is absolutely insane that Zack Snyder thinks he is making anything BUT focus group movies. What a doofus. There is no depth to anything he makes.the Rob liefield of movies

  • @stu3yboi
    @stu3yboi Місяць тому +77

    Snyder has to be the most overrated director of the 21st century.
    Releases a long shit film, blames the studio, then releases a longer, shitter film with slightly more context and people act like he's reinvented the wheel

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 Місяць тому +5

      No, the most overrated director of the 21st century is immutably James Cameron.

    • @macrc2129
      @macrc2129 Місяць тому

      @@DaMaster012 Both! ...Somehow

  • @RobinMcBeth
    @RobinMcBeth Місяць тому +40

    This may be the WORST 50 million dollar movie I have ever seen. Bar none. NOTHING made sense.

    • @thunderboltproductionsshpk
      @thunderboltproductionsshpk Місяць тому +1

      You should watch Far Cry by Uwe Boll 😂😂😂 not sure about the budget but the level of cringe is almost the same!!!

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth Місяць тому +2

      @@thunderboltproductionsshpk Bevor ich mir nen Film mit Til Schweiger angucke muss schon Einiges passieren. Die Götterdämmerung als Anfang.

    • @Fujiwe2009
      @Fujiwe2009 Місяць тому

      @@thunderboltproductionsshpk There is only ONE film from Uwe Boll that is "good". All his films are crap. Is Zack his son?

    • @Fujiwe2009
      @Fujiwe2009 Місяць тому

      @@RobinMcBeth Ich wette fast, Manta Manta hast du mindestens einmal gesehen.

  • @RexDaRaindog
    @RexDaRaindog 26 днів тому +1

    It's like a plot written by a child, a very special one.

  • @djofortunato5799
    @djofortunato5799 Місяць тому +2

    Seeing him try to finish his grand cinematic bro-verse with diminishing budget couple actually be pretty entertaining.
    Picture his films on a shoestring - as if he was “sweding” his own film visions with cardboard and duct tape - and as always, talented actors reading absolutely abysmal dialogue

  • @cinefiliajonica
    @cinefiliajonica Місяць тому +155

    at this point i think Snyder is just trolling everyone

    • @TwistedReality13
      @TwistedReality13 Місяць тому +33

      Even himself

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Місяць тому +3

      It is modern art after all

    • @Ceyx000
      @Ceyx000 Місяць тому +10

      Nah, he really is that inept & incompetent.

    • @makeyourmark00
      @makeyourmark00 Місяць тому +8

      Unfortunately, he's totally delusional at this point and wants to be a "I can do everything" Hollywood guy (write, direct, cinematography) a la Tarantino or Nolan. He just isn't that capable alone.

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell Місяць тому

      *Disney*

  • @JustTooDamnHonest
    @JustTooDamnHonest Місяць тому +116

    The Zack Snyder that gave us Watchmen and 300 no longer exists and Netflix truly will green light any piece of trash script that comes their way.

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 Місяць тому +5

      He didn't give us those movies, he was a part of making them. Not writing, directing and producing.

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest Місяць тому +13

      @@oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      -300 he was director and part of the screenplay crew
      -Watchmen he was only the director
      So yes he did give us those films whether he was pulling more than one role in the creative department means nothing for he was hired to make those films(in other words he helped give us those films). Think before you speak next time please.

    • @SmokedTomahawkSteak
      @SmokedTomahawkSteak Місяць тому +7

      South Park did an episode about Netflix green lighting and funding every trash script put in front of them.

    • @JustTooDamnHonest
      @JustTooDamnHonest Місяць тому +1

      @@SmokedTomahawkSteak I didn't know that. Thank you for that little piece of knowledge.

    • @Cristov123
      @Cristov123 Місяць тому +5

      He never existed. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  • @cokeweasel1064
    @cokeweasel1064 27 днів тому +1

    I've never seen anything as cringe as the characters in this movie. Jesus fucking christ.

  • @LochVandral
    @LochVandral Місяць тому +1

    ...how did Snyder somehow take TWO full movies to make a worse Sci-Fi Seven Samurai ripoff than Battle Beyond the Stars?

  • @swdragonmntn7848
    @swdragonmntn7848 Місяць тому +70

    Why is he saying we need focus groups? All we really need is a better story, better director, better production designer, and better cinematographer.

    • @Bryan-ms4kz
      @Bryan-ms4kz Місяць тому +10

      It's copium. He refuses to recognize his shit movies can fail so hard and blames the viewers.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Місяць тому +3

      Copium, looking for an excuse.

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 Місяць тому +1

      Hack Snyder: [disses focus groups]
      Valve: "And we took that personally."

  • @peterphan227
    @peterphan227 Місяць тому +16

    Is Snyder seriously saying that a movie that Netflix viewers can watch for free with their subscription is the same as a movie that you have to pay for in the movie theatre? This guy is nutballs delusional.

  • @TonyVsSportsShortsandMore
    @TonyVsSportsShortsandMore Місяць тому +2

    Jesus Christ Gary. I was in tears, laughing so hard I damn near pissed myself at that intro. Usually it takes a 3 day bender to get me to that point. Thank you.

  • @brucedrummond370
    @brucedrummond370 Місяць тому +3

    That review was more entertaining than Rebel Moon 2. A lot more.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 Місяць тому +90

    The flashback scene with the assassination of the royal family was some of the most unintenionally funny stuff, I´ve seen in a while.

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 Місяць тому +7

      It was basically a watered down poorly done rip off of the red wedding

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 Місяць тому +12

      @@idawg7332 More like if Mel Brooks had made a parody of the Red Wedding & the Assassination of Julius Caesar.
      I mean, Cary Elwes from Robin Hood- Men with Tighs was also there, as the space king.

    • @Droid98765
      @Droid98765 Місяць тому +4

      The band playing faster as the killing started, took me out 😭

    • @JukeboxWithJay
      @JukeboxWithJay Місяць тому

      @@idawg7332it’s literally a Shakespeare Julius Caesar rip off

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 Місяць тому

      @@JukeboxWithJay that too but them realizing its a trap with the music playing reminded me of the red wedding

  • @jacobscholtissek2410
    @jacobscholtissek2410 Місяць тому +34

    writing was never the strongsuit of Hollywood but over the last years it has become unbelieveble bad

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp Місяць тому +3

      Well, of course. When someone thinks boys can be girls and if anyone says they were once boys then that means that they are oppressed, how can they possibly write a good story?...

    • @teelo523
      @teelo523 Місяць тому

      Its cause the writers just hang around with their group of people. Basically pussies. They only understand a select amount of ​characters. Basically pussies or people with pussies. That's why we dint see any men to look up to in movies anymore. Or good villains. @bentonrp

  • @tiredguy2753
    @tiredguy2753 Місяць тому +1

    My question is how does Zack Synder keep getting work? Like does Zack have dirt on a bunch of Netflix executives?

    • @Darkstar_Dayne
      @Darkstar_Dayne Місяць тому +1

      He signed that deal with Netflix at the height of the Snyder cut hype, I don't think anyone wants him now

  • @andreanderson94
    @andreanderson94 Місяць тому +2

    The wheat was the most fleshed out character 💀

  • @redfoxtactical8425
    @redfoxtactical8425 Місяць тому +168

    How is it I have to work my ass off for a 2.5% raise every year. And people like him can just fail upward. Everything the dude has made for 15 years has been trash, most bomb, and yet he's a millionaire. Everything I make at work is quality and works well, and I'm struggling to get by. And what I make is actually necessary for society to function!

    • @natel7382
      @natel7382 Місяць тому +34

      That's the american dream baby. Isn't It great. Pay your taxes! The pentagon has filled 8 audits in a row. Nothing to see here.

    • @SAMHOUSTON56
      @SAMHOUSTON56 Місяць тому +12

      It's not what you know anymore, it's who you know.

    • @ttru92
      @ttru92 Місяць тому +3

      Man of Steel was great!

    • @DaaClaptain
      @DaaClaptain Місяць тому +5

      probably because youre still upset at the wokies. When nerdrotic hasnt produced anything for years. He supposedly knows exactly what will make a perfect show. But all he can do is bring on other adults that cry into a camera for money onto his podcast. None of them can group up to make a show either. After seeing what manorlords did with one guy in less time then these youtube channels have been around. Youll realize what a grift they all are. They say vote with your wallet and we all need to quit watching these shows, for years. Yet here they are still watching them. No one talks about what hypocrite youtubers are. The entertainment industry and most industries suck because people wont hold the same standard across the board.

    • @Robertsmith-un5cu
      @Robertsmith-un5cu Місяць тому

      Very true. These UA-camrs are just entertainment-bitching basically. But yeah they contribute absolutely nothing meaningful or create anything worth a shit either. Losers really.

  • @seefoghall
    @seefoghall Місяць тому +73

    Anyone in Hollywood who says they don't listen to the online reviews, 100% looks at the online reviews.

  • @SergeiJimmix-fk8ne
    @SergeiJimmix-fk8ne Місяць тому +2

    Ridiculous approach. I don't waste my time watching it.

  • @valenciasainz
    @valenciasainz Місяць тому +2

    He should be hired by Marvel and Disney, perfect employee.

  • @curbnug3487
    @curbnug3487 Місяць тому +663

    After the BS he pulled on Geek and Gamers. I love to watch Zack fail

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 Місяць тому +26

      I still will defend him as saying it was a misplaced statement at the worst possible place.
      I think he's a great director, but is objectively bad at public speaking.

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 Місяць тому +182

      ​@@theunknowncommenter725 no, he isn't.

    • @TT79-
      @TT79- Місяць тому +25

      Just so you know.. If that had gone the other way, all these guys would be making videos about the virtues of Rebel Moon.

    • @narem1092
      @narem1092 Місяць тому +2

      hotspot hate? lmao

    • @dread1102
      @dread1102 Місяць тому +87

      ​@@theunknowncommenter725 he is a good director, but terrible writer. His best movies are based on previous works

  • @c4r0n73
    @c4r0n73 Місяць тому +105

    the intro was just GOLD

  • @PoeticTea_
    @PoeticTea_ Місяць тому +1

    Damn Snyder, he made the people hyping him up look like liers

  • @vaughnweber0929
    @vaughnweber0929 Місяць тому +144

    2nd installment in a 6 film trilogy. Genius, Gary.

    • @pdzombie1906
      @pdzombie1906 Місяць тому +11

      It's the second installment of a three part six series movie trilogy divided in two alternate universes... But all you need to know is they all suck... In this or ay other universe!!!

    • @afanofpeanuts7381
      @afanofpeanuts7381 Місяць тому +3

      My brain hurts too much to try and understand a trilogy being 6 parts uh-wtf?!?

    • @borismaric130
      @borismaric130 Місяць тому

      That's what he said

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx Місяць тому +152

    My question is, why are we supposed to wait for the directors cut EVERY single time? You don’t see Spielberg or Nolan tripping over themselves during interviews, promising how awesome the directors cut will be if we wait. With Zack, people say it’s never his fault if the movie doesn’t turn out well. It’s always the studios fault. But can we really blame Warner Bros or Netflix EVERY single time? Whatever his next film will be, I’m sure we’ll see the same song and dance. It’ll release to mixed reviews, but then he’ll explain to us how it wasn’t his true vision. And we need to wait for the R-rated Directors cut. Again. It’s almost a formula now.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Місяць тому +20

      Director's cut is like DLC

    • @TheJusDon
      @TheJusDon Місяць тому +7

      @@n4ughty_knightwhich is insane for a film 😂😂

    • @churchking2527
      @churchking2527 Місяць тому +3

      That's just his shtick, it's basically an advertisement at this point.

    • @sid216
      @sid216 Місяць тому +8

      his cult love that

    • @joeybulford5266
      @joeybulford5266 Місяць тому +1

      I mean I blame Nolan but I still blame Netflix for giving him a bunch of money lol

  • @ernestogerena7419
    @ernestogerena7419 Місяць тому +2

    03:05 Which brings us to the question, Is Zack Snyder on drugs and does he needs an intervention?

  • @Rieltar
    @Rieltar Місяць тому +1

    Netflix counts you as a viewer if you watch 2 minutes of any video content they have. They changed the system when The Witcher premiered several years ago, and miraculously it was their no. 1 show immediately :) So Snyder is delusional if he thinks this movie would've made billions in theatres.

  • @smittzero8463
    @smittzero8463 Місяць тому +196

    Snyder's claim that Rebel Moon would have made $1.6 billion at the box office sounds a lot like the logic used by people trying to crack down on piracy. No, one streaming view does not equal one cinema ticket.
    I'm pretty sure making someone marathon the director's cuts of the complete series could be considered a form of torture in several countries.

    • @krackawoody2556
      @krackawoody2556 Місяць тому +1

      I feel like if you factor in the effort it takes to see a movie its gotta be like 40% or 50% of streaming views to tickets instead of 100%

    • @dash4800
      @dash4800 Місяць тому

      100%

    • @mattymatt1979
      @mattymatt1979 Місяць тому

      From a Blackrock check.🎉

    • @smittzero8463
      @smittzero8463 Місяць тому +10

      @@krackawoody2556 Yeah, there's a big difference between going out of your way to visit a cinema and purchase a ticket, versus watching a movie on your own sofa, on a streaming service you had probably already subscribed to.

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess Місяць тому +2

      It's what we call in the biz, "Creative accounting."

  • @Michael_Dolences.
    @Michael_Dolences. Місяць тому +38

    The story of CHAZ and their failing community garden.

    • @wrath231
      @wrath231 Місяць тому +3

      I almost forgot the name of that cesspool!

    • @natel7382
      @natel7382 Місяць тому +1

      It's chop. How dare you!

  • @MovableMosquito
    @MovableMosquito 28 днів тому +3

    Worst movie I've ever seen, I'm still pissed off at how 30 dudes ran into the engine room, walked right up to the engine and didn't see the bright green bombs at face hight right in front of them until 1 second before they blew up (They walked in 15 minutes before they blew up😖🫣)

  • @tucksnow189
    @tucksnow189 Місяць тому +2

    Thank you for suffering through that turd, so we don't have to!

  • @gabemartin72
    @gabemartin72 24 дні тому +1

    I was surprised to realize in the second episode this flick was basically seven Samurai only a woman was the hero. The anime version at least a few versions was so much better

  • @SleepyCyborg66
    @SleepyCyborg66 Місяць тому +74

    Ngl, I don’t even know what the plot was in this…

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas Місяць тому +25

      Grain grain GRAIN GRAIN HARVEST THE GRAIN exposition dump bang bang we win.

    • @JordonPatrickMears11211988
      @JordonPatrickMears11211988 Місяць тому +6

      Sci fi seven samurai, basically

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas Місяць тому +4

      Oh, forgot to add...MAKE EVERYTHING STUPIDLY BLOODY F*CKING SLOW!!!

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 Місяць тому

      @@JordonPatrickMears11211988 Except Seven Samurai is to this turd as the Mona Lisa is to the crayon scribblings of a drooling mouth breather on Fentanyl. Or the Star Wars OT to the "sequels". Or TNG to STD, you get the idea.

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Місяць тому +5

      Evil empire enslaves planets for a living and Emperor trains one his slaves to be a general in his army. She becomes way too good (John Wick levels of good) and decides to retire because war is bad. Strongest female in the galaxy pulls a Thanos and becomes a simple farmer in a backwater planet Tatooine. However, all of that changed when the Fire Nation attacked, forcing the galaxy's Katniss Everdeen to seek out other space weirdos. With the help of a mysterious prophecy granted by Force, Rey and Buddhist C-3PO can stop the Imperium of Man from stealing seeds.

  • @ZyliceLiddell
    @ZyliceLiddell Місяць тому +18

    Gladiators, Buckbeak, Kings, Galadriel *WTF IS THIS?!*

  • @juliusspartacus5437
    @juliusspartacus5437 Місяць тому +5

    "Dario Naharus 2 dies because he's a white man in this intersectionality fever dream."
    Nailed it!!!

  • @NemedPhoenixMagic
    @NemedPhoenixMagic 25 днів тому +1

    Snyder can't have a worst film, all his films are simply "snyder's", automatic bottom of the barrel mindless crap.

  • @DrakeTimbershaft
    @DrakeTimbershaft Місяць тому +31

    I'm not a Snyder Bro, but I'll never forget the different reactions my wife and I had watching "300." I looked at the Spartan warriors and thought, "Yeah, that's a good idea not to weigh yourself down with body armor and to use a circular broad shield instead, because it gives you both protection and mobility. And the shields have indentations on each side, so you can thrust forward with your sword or spear. Yeah, these Spartans were ingenious warriors!" Meanwhile, my wife thought, "Shirtless men in leather speedos with opera capes? This is the GHEYEST movie I've ever seen!" It just shows you the divide between the sexes and what their priorities are!

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Місяць тому +3

      "wife" 😆
      Only joking, Mr Trousersnake 😘

    • @user-ze1em2ib6z
      @user-ze1em2ib6z Місяць тому +4

      All women do is get men to break phalanx

    • @H1Guard
      @H1Guard Місяць тому

      Except the gear in 300 is somewhat consistent with how the Greeks fought and won for 4 or 5 centuries.
      And, yes, half or more of them were arse bandits.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 Місяць тому

      The story, the weapons, the tactics, the fighting… shirtlessness comes a way down the line but my female gaze really appreciates a bit of it every so often.

    • @Six_Gorillion
      @Six_Gorillion Місяць тому

      Spartans actually did encourage gay shit amongst the troops. So they would fight harder in battle for their beloved bros. They were gay as a tactic of war. That's some alpha male warrior shit right there.

  • @nickcharles1284
    @nickcharles1284 Місяць тому +21

    You know modern writers, and maybe in LA more-so, are divorced from the natural world, or world of normal people, physics and economics (reality) when the premise of the movie rests on a warship of a galactic empire taking the time, energy and resources to not only 'check in' on a group of farmers several times in a year, but to eventually come collect grain planted and harvested by several tens of people BY HAND. Normal, modern farming is hard work. Farming BY HAND is back breaking.

  • @bobdobalina8910
    @bobdobalina8910 Місяць тому +2

    The only reason KK made the right call was simply becuase there was not enough of everything she wanted in a film to begin with.
    That is how she came to give the Fams the next three SW movies. There was so much more she wanted to give, she had to do a Solo and Jones movie as well. There is apparently still enough left over for at least another 6 films.

  • @breesco
    @breesco 15 днів тому

    ZS: "A vote against me is a vote for the focus group." Me: "I'm ok with that."

  • @syntheticchinchilla9971
    @syntheticchinchilla9971 Місяць тому +16

    Still wrapping my brain around "Six Part Trilogy." What?