moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Nov 25th, 2018 [Hitman 2]

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2018
  • Games Played: Hitman 2
    Stream Title: Master of stealth
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  • @wetham4461
    @wetham4461 5 років тому +1419

    i use these to help me fall asleep

  • @coltonloustalot2318
    @coltonloustalot2318 5 років тому +544

    Imagine telling your family about the day at work where you got knocked out 8 times while trying to deliver mail by 4 different bald dudes

  • @BeanDigg
    @BeanDigg 3 роки тому +142

    Felt like I was in a time machine when he talked about the surgery on a grape and sprite cranberry 😂

    • @TheyCallMeYouTube
      @TheyCallMeYouTube 2 роки тому +8

      Hahaha same brother!!!

    • @amazingkoopa8995
      @amazingkoopa8995 2 роки тому +3

      @IMY123 not a very convincing fake UA-cam link there

    • @DomDoryy
      @DomDoryy Рік тому +2

      when the dono asked him to dab for 20 dollars i thought they meant hit a dab instead of the move

  • @queefomatic9273
    @queefomatic9273 4 роки тому +195

    don’t mind me, just watching streams from almost two years ago

  • @roundrock5429
    @roundrock5429 2 роки тому +25

    I love coming back to these, Charlie’s wit and Hitman mixed like peanut butter and jelly, truly legendary.

  • @johnriley4425
    @johnriley4425 4 роки тому +233

    Must be hard for tiana to hassle charlie about anything. He's in constant joke mode. I don't think he gave a single serious reply in that entire interaction

    • @raulvalgar1999
      @raulvalgar1999 3 роки тому +37

      When he's straming yeah but maybe not when he's off the internet.

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 3 роки тому +3

      @Carcinat V ayy I must have great problem solving skills

    • @nothinshere7220
      @nothinshere7220 3 роки тому +15

      Ok mister redditor

    • @anthonynoce9071
      @anthonynoce9071 3 роки тому +2

      Like oooo lllllp ikkkk ooooo

    • @g_ant343
      @g_ant343 2 роки тому +1

      @@nothinshere7220 hahaha funny charlie calls people redditor so I will too I’m so funny lmao

  • @nooneinparticular5273
    @nooneinparticular5273 4 роки тому +126

    I love haggling with that dude and just watching Agent 47 break that poor salesman down. Like, of all the murders 47 commits, no one gets damaged as much as the Indian cloth salesman who he just penance stares into oblivion.

  • @RaenbowRenegade
    @RaenbowRenegade 5 років тому +165

    Charlie stop putting bitten ham back in the container

  • @DuuzeJR
    @DuuzeJR 2 роки тому +24

    When you got close to the mic and said *"its not gonna happen, I gonna keep biting some of that ham and putting it right back!"*
    I lost it!
    2:07:14

  • @pyk_
    @pyk_ 3 роки тому +46

    Imagine being that one guy who just can't stand it when other people deviate from optimal playing.

    • @ottoharing7161
      @ottoharing7161 2 роки тому +3

      not saying that Im that one guy but sometimes charlie is just inting at the same part for like 10 times X?D but thats just charlie being charlie

  • @hagan31
    @hagan31 2 роки тому +13

    In my opinion this is the best hitman stream Charlie has ever done. All 3 hours were filled with laughs. I may have played through the hitman trilogy loads before but he makes everything about this seem fresh in my mind and even better than I remembered

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple Рік тому +2

      W

    • @dylank4827
      @dylank4827 11 місяців тому +1

      i know this comment is old asf but do you reccomend i play hitman?

    • @hagan31
      @hagan31 11 місяців тому

      @@dylank4827 i would recommend you give it a go

  • @liamahern9725
    @liamahern9725 3 роки тому +25

    "Janus is 2 cheeseburgers away from death."
    Im dead 💀

  • @twxker
    @twxker 5 років тому +105

    2:06:00 him and his girlfriend 😂

  • @AK-qg7mz
    @AK-qg7mz 3 роки тому +24

    "The postman never sleeps, the mail never stops coming, god damn hero"
    as someone who slaves in postal can confirm it never stops you just live in mail

    • @tylersharp3943
      @tylersharp3943 3 роки тому +1

      Not you stealing someone else's comment.

    • @notusingmyname2634
      @notusingmyname2634 2 роки тому

      Rain, sleet, snow and lead pipes to the head dont slow em down

  • @forgemaster1492
    @forgemaster1492 4 роки тому +48

    Whenever I miss a stream I come here and this way it makes me feel like I'm apart of the legendary pre notification squad so thanks mate

  • @harrisonhermoso3765
    @harrisonhermoso3765 4 роки тому +12

    10:00 love how he just sprays into the crowd

  • @tlm2096
    @tlm2096 3 роки тому +6

    god i love these old streams

    • @Coffee.Warlord
      @Coffee.Warlord 2 роки тому

      I will never get tired of these livestreams

  • @charliem4560
    @charliem4560 Рік тому

    13:30 Him going downstairs in the other guys clothes is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

  • @blucka98
    @blucka98 Рік тому +4

    These are helping me through really hard times, thank you

  • @fryingpanmand4435
    @fryingpanmand4435 5 років тому +24

    1:41:14 woah is that a little reference from my childhood hero that lives under the sea???

  • @alphablitz6048
    @alphablitz6048 3 роки тому +9

    At 3:21:00 I really thought he might finish the mission in 2 minutes. I wasn't disappointed.

  • @NoCommission-bo6vh
    @NoCommission-bo6vh 3 роки тому +2

    9:49 this is literally how i play hit man absolution

  • @charliem4560
    @charliem4560 2 роки тому +3

    Hit man is one of the funniest games. And it’s now combined with the funniest UA-cam. Best combo of all time.

  • @W75.
    @W75. 3 роки тому +6

    11:56 The greatest Hitman of all time 1:27:54

  • @bongski985
    @bongski985 2 роки тому +1

    plot twist the bald man is actually the bald guy in masterchef

  • @nilleftw
    @nilleftw 5 років тому +31

    Just snapped a guys neck
    "Did I just pacify this mission?"

  • @caseymckenna7111
    @caseymckenna7111 3 роки тому +1

    “Okay. I’ve got the cerulean. Let’s go.”

  • @HXWKBXY
    @HXWKBXY 2 роки тому +2

    Funniest parts (for me): 49:08-53:31, 1:17:33-1:23:33, 1:46:33-1:56:37, 2:00:13, 2:01:27, 2:05:53-2:07:21, 2:08:27-2:11:50, what was He talking about at 2:13:27?, 2:54:20

  • @koboldbiopellet
    @koboldbiopellet Рік тому +3

    He said hiding bodies is useless and then complains when people recognize him because he has the compromised status -_-

  • @Tate_Oftedahl
    @Tate_Oftedahl Рік тому +2

    If chill had a definition

  • @SilusValeriusVT
    @SilusValeriusVT 3 роки тому

    If you kill everyone on Segal, then there are more suits of armor, they're just not for you. And their occupied.

  • @branimirdzhenkov9549
    @branimirdzhenkov9549 4 роки тому +8

    We love you Dale

  • @hughjego4493
    @hughjego4493 3 роки тому +1

    I've loved your stuff since the BC days, but man I don't think I've ever heard a single 'pardon' after any of those heinous belches into the mic lol

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 3 роки тому +1

      This isn't Charlie's channel

    • @hughjego4493
      @hughjego4493 3 роки тому

      @@plaguis1391 I guess replace yours with his lol.
      To be fair, if it was his channel it's not like Charlie is gonna go "Oh HUGH doesn't like it? I better sort it out!" so I'm just venting really :P

  • @LGib01
    @LGib01 5 років тому +13

    He’s hunting T-Series

  • @WatchLearnSee
    @WatchLearnSee 5 років тому +56

    Why does it end abruptly? :(

  • @SilusValeriusVT
    @SilusValeriusVT 3 роки тому +1

    Honestly 1337 fingies from second one.

  • @averycrisp1730
    @averycrisp1730 2 роки тому +1

    Bru, the ham 😂 😭 🍖

  • @anthonywilliams2557
    @anthonywilliams2557 4 роки тому +2

    LOL that guy getting hit over and over. he ain't got no more skull anymore its just in pieces from being hit so many times from blunt force trauma

  • @somebodyfaraway
    @somebodyfaraway 4 роки тому +2

    9:57 "this is how hitman was meant to be played"

  • @retroz1lla
    @retroz1lla 2 роки тому +1

    1:36:23 - okay this is some serious meta-stuff! Charlie says Mark Faba looks like Sean Bean to him, thus calling him Mr. Bean - "faba" is the Latin word for "bean". 😆

    • @jabisu4162
      @jabisu4162 2 роки тому

      cause it is sean bean

    • @retroz1lla
      @retroz1lla 2 роки тому +1

      @@jabisu4162 Omfg. 😅 I wanted to sound smart, but didn't even realize that was intentional because it IS Sean Bean... okay I'm officially dumb. XD

    • @jabisu4162
      @jabisu4162 2 роки тому +1

      @@retroz1lla it was still funny, i was just letting you know lol

  • @thebrawlingmage9353
    @thebrawlingmage9353 5 років тому +20

    Helping destroy T-series one shot at a time.

  • @Wyonite
    @Wyonite 3 роки тому

    If only he knew what el matador was...

  • @moolano48
    @moolano48 3 роки тому +1

    Why did the stream end like that?

  • @eeveelop5310
    @eeveelop5310 2 роки тому +2

    I love you these are awesome you’re awesome thank you for existing

  • @thepageofawesome
    @thepageofawesome Рік тому

    I had this sitting in my favorites and forgot what the fucking twist was wow what a pleasant suprise

  • @MadBunny1010
    @MadBunny1010 4 роки тому

    I love that Agent Moist is standing in front of tv cameras and a grand stand of people shooting a gun and no one sees him do it

  • @lw1381
    @lw1381 3 роки тому

    *shoots man in the head in the middle of a large crowd of people* "i am becoming a pro at hitman"

  • @zorkosgaming3606
    @zorkosgaming3606 Рік тому +2

    2:01:45 he predicted Chris Evans trash tash

  • @joshuaspencer4272
    @joshuaspencer4272 3 роки тому +1

    2:07:17 I love Charlie so much for that

  • @aperson674
    @aperson674 4 роки тому +4

    i love how he forgets to click accept after he breaks that guy

    • @aperson674
      @aperson674 4 роки тому +2

      and how he completely misses the mission opportunity to kill Sean bean

  • @ragulonker738
    @ragulonker738 5 років тому

    What time does he stream til?

  • @imlagging3653
    @imlagging3653 5 років тому +1

    No Russian had an option to be skipped because of how controversial the mission was

  • @legendary_kd
    @legendary_kd 3 роки тому +12

    Dale is the greatest human being of all time, such dedication 👏

    • @Con_easy
      @Con_easy 2 роки тому

      Lies it's Charlie have you seen his pokemon card collection vids?

  • @tgirl_fangs
    @tgirl_fangs 4 роки тому +5

    This is from when Charlie's hair looked like a kindergartner who's mom didn't want to go to the barber so she did it at home.

  • @burnedoutstar1681
    @burnedoutstar1681 3 роки тому +1

    Lol proof Charlie knew Muta back then

  • @l3k064
    @l3k064 2 роки тому

    I don't know what charlie has dale is perfectly right to trust seth everman

  • @liamdavenport2947
    @liamdavenport2947 4 роки тому +3

    57:00 walks past the maelstrom

  • @jamesstyle1631
    @jamesstyle1631 5 років тому +2

    the hammmm lool

  • @juff89
    @juff89 5 років тому +7

    I honestly enjoy Charlie and his humor. But watching him play games is awful, he barely pays attention which just leads to him fucking up which is frustrating to watch or he just does his own thing and fucks up and it’s equally as frustrating, yet I still watch him lol

  • @sekim4660
    @sekim4660 4 місяці тому

    i alaways save my peice of ham

  • @JohnDoe-vx9bo
    @JohnDoe-vx9bo 2 роки тому

    1:46:30 the best 5 seconds of the entire stream....

  • @bruhmoment7430
    @bruhmoment7430 4 роки тому

    jesus christ this man has been reuplloading this shit for years

  • @joselugo7849
    @joselugo7849 4 роки тому +5

    Why did he knock out dale :,(

  • @robdecker516
    @robdecker516 5 років тому

    51:00 AWP’ers in CS:GO be like

    • @Chris-pp2xb
      @Chris-pp2xb 4 роки тому

      Wrong. He’s not a CT rushing A long with an AWP waiting for an unlucky Terrorist to come through the doors so he can headshot them without any effort

    • @Pedro-vx4nb
      @Pedro-vx4nb 4 роки тому

      @@Chris-pp2xb ok and

  • @fritzdecat
    @fritzdecat 2 роки тому +3

    2:47:44
    I didn't know Matt was in this game.

  • @0XIV0
    @0XIV0 11 місяців тому

    2:05:53 Classic Gamer Momment

  • @Just_KotaX
    @Just_KotaX 5 років тому +13

    Before he had long hair, awwwww

  • @W75.
    @W75. 3 роки тому +1

    My lungs are broken after this stream

  • @AceCC11
    @AceCC11 6 місяців тому

    Why is Charlie still with Tiana? Lol

  • @pandagaming9071
    @pandagaming9071 3 роки тому +6

    2:27:28 did not age well

  • @vietdinhvan1560
    @vietdinhvan1560 5 років тому +6

    Upload more

  • @martinalabanza
    @martinalabanza 3 роки тому +2

    Impostor training

  • @coast6756
    @coast6756 3 роки тому +1

    1:58:42

  • @Z_Belphemon
    @Z_Belphemon 5 років тому +2

    17:26 thank you come again
    those words had my balls quaking

  • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
    @Ok_Butterscotch1549 3 роки тому +5

    Charlie’s aim is kinda crazy

    • @punnnnpun
      @punnnnpun 3 роки тому +2

      he's cracked at every game

  • @JBA999
    @JBA999 2 роки тому +2

    Bro I’m high as shit but 21:03 to 21:50 had me cracking up 😂😂

  • @merymery2624
    @merymery2624 4 роки тому +2

    2:06:00

  • @Comrade_Nils
    @Comrade_Nils 5 років тому +13

    holy sh*t that stream was beautiful. unmatched lulz were had!

  • @lolok3075
    @lolok3075 5 років тому +20

    *46 minutes ago*
    *comments from 1 hour ago*

    • @matthewp.782
      @matthewp.782 5 років тому +3

      Your names works for the comment

    • @lolok3075
      @lolok3075 5 років тому +8

      @@matthewp.782 yes i predicted this exact moment and so i created my account and name just so the prophecy could be fulfilled

    • @andresond2
      @andresond2 5 років тому +1

      @Polarbear Frost S No you dweeb, if you want to be an unlikeable purist you should at least check out some theories for the etymology of the word. None of them were spelled "okay". You also have to learn the function of abbreviations, slang and acronyms if you ever want to function in real society.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 4 роки тому +1

      @@andresond2 not at all, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard

  • @cryothought812
    @cryothought812 4 роки тому

    Do you guys know why Charlie burps alot, does he have so gastric problems or something?

    • @nickswanson2124
      @nickswanson2124 3 роки тому +5

      I have his medical records right here, lemme open em up

    • @adamennaqui7413
      @adamennaqui7413 3 роки тому +2

      @@nickswanson2124 mostly to assert dominance

  • @airendur
    @airendur 3 роки тому +1

    fatty part of ham is best part thoo

  • @orischwartz2346
    @orischwartz2346 3 роки тому

    2:12:48

  • @oscarchavez2019
    @oscarchavez2019 3 роки тому +1

    1:08:01

  • @Dead_End_Angel
    @Dead_End_Angel 2 роки тому

    Wish Charlie wasn't addicted to runescape fishing and would focus on the one game instead of making mistakes constantly, he's actually really good when he isn't distracted

  • @bermm
    @bermm 5 років тому +4

    2:08:57 Ha ha, he’s dead

  • @bluebandit5586
    @bluebandit5586 5 років тому +4

    is tiana a nurse? She looks like shes wearing scrubs

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 років тому +23

      Actually, yes. That's not an apartment or a house room but his hospital room. Charlie is actually a mental patient and his streams and his youtube channel serve as a form of therapy for him. Tiana is a nurse and she checks up him every once in a while.

    • @funkgoeson4936
      @funkgoeson4936 5 років тому +1

      Tiana is a vet

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 років тому +2

      @@funkgoeson4936 Don't you mean "moist"?

  • @abcdefgh1802
    @abcdefgh1802 7 місяців тому

    2:22:26

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. 4 роки тому

    dale no

  • @OneFinalAutumn
    @OneFinalAutumn 3 роки тому +6

    My favorite part was when he killed that one guy! Super funny! Best comedy!!

  • @hagan31
    @hagan31 2 роки тому

    2:07:01 lol

  • @arthurmorgan7563
    @arthurmorgan7563 3 роки тому

    Bruh i fell asleep

  • @TheRealBootyWarrior
    @TheRealBootyWarrior 5 років тому

    Very cultured, yes thank you.

  • @damonsalvatore2513
    @damonsalvatore2513 5 років тому +2

    Charlie when did you and Tiana got married

    • @Ringo-Starr
      @Ringo-Starr 5 років тому

      Damon Salvatore they aren’t married-he doesn’t believe in marriage

    • @ihavefriends216
      @ihavefriends216 5 років тому +1

      Johnny Greenslit you lying butthole. On her Instagram she's wearing a ring on her ring finger.

    • @Tangerator
      @Tangerator 5 років тому

      I wear a ring on my ring finger... Im not married. I like rings, whats wrong?

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 років тому +6

      @@Tangerator Well, it is kind of a logical assumption to make when you see a ring on the ring finger given the commonly accepted symbolism.

  • @DuuzeJR
    @DuuzeJR 2 роки тому

    come on dewood

  • @Mi-xj2sf
    @Mi-xj2sf 5 років тому +2

    Kingsman on moist meter!

  • @NewName0
    @NewName0 4 роки тому

    Nice

  • @isaiahramox
    @isaiahramox 4 роки тому

    1.49.27

    • @BitBANANA222
      @BitBANANA222 4 роки тому

      1:49:27

    • @isaiahramox
      @isaiahramox 4 роки тому

      Bit Boy had to take a shit and just in case my phone dies and all my tabs close. I saved my place in the stream

  • @chrysis1248
    @chrysis1248 3 роки тому

    181

  • @DynoPoV
    @DynoPoV 4 роки тому

    This is amazing

  • @kipj76
    @kipj76 4 роки тому

    This is so booring! I use it aswell to sleep!