moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Nov 19th, 2018 [Hitman 2]
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- Games Played: Hitman 2
Stream Title: Master assassin
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> needs octane
> gets propane
> leaves cyclopentane behind
master engineer
"ill take a shotgun just in case things get messy" 0.2 seconds later "There getting messy!"
RightHand_tool they’re
Woodoxim that’s why it’s funny
21:18
I choose to believe Hitman is the tale of a man, very angry at his extreme, early onset male pattern baldness, taking it out on the rich, famous and powerful the world over, unintentionally bumbling his way into solving all the worlds major problems along the way.
Agreed
Can he kill corona? Or protesters?
@@JustRainier are protestors the rich, famous, and powerful?
@@natenatenate10 r/wooosshh
@@JustRainier get it the fuck together sammi, it's almost 2021 and you're still referring to that subreddit
Snaps his neck
Charlie: I just saved his life
I love how Charlie goes from stone faced assassin who can defeat a army with a screwdriver to 4 year old child in the blink of an eye.
Seeing the way Charlie plays Hitman give me so much anxiety but i cant stop watching.
right lol
Yeah 😂
I feel like I'm gonna pass out sometimes, miami was horrendous, but I loved every second of it
i think hes bald so that there's minimal air resistance when he is hurling a katana at someones throat to make for the perfect form
People in the Army and Navy mainly get buzzcuts so that the enemy cannot pull their hair to gain an advantage in close combat
@@EShum Nice theory but I think it's most likely for optimal katana throwing form, like OP mentioned
@@EShum clearly the wind resistance from having too much hair is why samurai had to resort to using bows and arrows instead of being able to throw their katanas with the precision of a navy seal sniper, whom also is buzzcut.
He’s bald because when he kills his target there’s no trace of anything even hair it’s stealth remember? So it’s not because of some rocket science shit
@@terrymcintosh9226 dont kill the fun
Why does hitman feels like he is a grownup version of the game Lucius..?
Volc0n you mean Lucius?
Now that you mention it..
holy shit i forgot that game existed lmao i remember watching pewdiepie play it when i was younger
@@killar1one I remember jacksepticeye coming across the people shagging in the bathroom
@@cpt-cheese3489 i haven’t watched jack in awhile, his content changed as he matured over the years and i don’t find them as enjoyed as his 2015/16 era
this one is brilliant... dont think I´ve ever laughed this hard watching someone play a computergame
Hah lolz I prefer phone game
52:33 Just saving this spot so I can make this my text message alert later.
my personal favorite livestream he ever made, the re-watchability is unreal
Here, have a fist
@@LermaBean sir, you dropped my fist!
Agreed
W pfp that lucio skin is peak
@@GlowStickGreg W reply, I agree
Hahahaha love how he gives no shit about plot
This game is just goofy murder sandbox, no plot needed deadass
@@raptuu3160 why ye so aggressive
I've been a fan since Codename 47 and never cared about plot lol
@@funkgoeson4936 how was his comment aggressive? "Deadass" isn't an insult, it's used as a replacement for "im serious" or "straight up"
@@sephyowns it's a cringe "the hood" meme way of saying it, not an exact replacement and shows the lack of grammar and a lack of skills of how to articulate sentences so it just comes off as uneducated
You are a legend, thanks!
Some of us just can't go to the twitch world.
“I am limited by the technology of my time.”
@@ren4issance-754 that’s not true. Some people just don’t like using twitch
Luca M. Yes, because I've heard bad stuff about Twitch. but UA-cam has some bad administration most of the time too
@@arandompersonontheinternet2923 most of the time its not because they heard bad things about twitch, usually i'd say its simply cause if you can watch basically a full twitch stream on youtube y go to twitch..... the only difference is its not live
Yep i hate twitch and it's double standards for female streamers getting naked and they only get 3 day bans but if i guy ever did the same they'd be banned forever
I love the idea of agent 47 slaughtering everyone in the building with a screwdriver and still bothering to disguise himself.
Just an avid nascar fan, I love formula one
-Charlie
I don’t give a shit about nascar so I don’t get it.
@@greasegoblin3912 Nascar doesn't have Formula 1 racecars
03:08:44 - Agent 47 says "Time flies when you're having fun" to the player?
Who else can watch this for hours?
fuck yeah man. could also listen to Pink Floyd for hours; dicks out for Charlie and Pink Floyd
I bet you only watch for 3 hours instead of 20 like me
@@natenatenate10 aa
same
Just finished watching it all
The cops in this game really act as judge, jury, and executioner lol.
Watching Charlie play this is the most frustrating thing
@@Pataganja damn why are you so cruel- pfft
Pataganja Dont come here for a walkthrough, come to this channel if you want to laugh and be entertained.
@@Pataganja So people who want to have fun playing games are retarded
@@francescojang4260 I don't have any opinions on flat earth lol, but as for him just charging through games, he thinks it's funny and the game allows him to do it, so I guess that's his playstyle. I honestly don't know why he plays games sometimes, because the way he talks about and plays them makes it seem like he couldn't care less, which imo has never been fun to watch
@@nathannix3217 he deleted his comment XD
“I don’t see why it matter that you see the map, it’s not exactly like pivotal information”
-Charles white
u never fail to upload, i was waiting on this one and wasn’t disappointed. appreciate it.
Thanks Charlie and you for posting this. Going to a bad break up but watching this makes my day a little better
I should be doing my homework
Did you do it?
@@ulisesvillela3094 i got expelled from college
@@anzermx6517 I'm probably gonna be too lol. Gaming is better than a life 😡
The lost One no 1 did
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That was the most tactical shotgun I've ever seen
The "pardon me" after he throws a screwdriver at several people
Chat:” Is he blind?”
Charlie: “ me, no I didn’t see shit”
The three guys at 2:48:44 definitely just won a round of siege before this
19:19 Never seen an NPC teabag until now
he is indeed not the newest comment
This game was made for moistcritical
Of course him who else
GLORY HOLES HAVE BEEN BETRAYING ME ALL MY LIFE
This man has never seen a silent assassin rating in his life
I like farts more than cake but why would you ruin a perfectly good cake? Didn't sound compelling but i looked that shit up and it was less so.
1:12:06 walks right past the screwdriver 😭😭
21:16 magical moment
These saved my acid trip
Are you going to upload Tiana's streams as well?
Too bad he doesn't realize the story is pictures since IO got dropped and literally done they're hardest to make season 2
Story doesn't matter that much anyway. Especially in this game it makes less sense than in any other hitman game.
@@breadgeorge_ which is cuz of the limitations of the crew.
I can't get over the fact he always makes sure he snaps their necks 🤣
The first time I’ve ever seen Charlie move the camera on him to a place that isn’t blocking stuff…..
You can farm Belladonna in runescape. What a great crossover episode.
If only I had a quarter for every time I'd heard "let's do this the right way"
Why do good girls like bad guys
Where was your supersuit???
-bald guys *agent 47 intensifies*
1:43 is just legendary
I lost it on the comment about iron man because I remember going to the movies and it looking exactly like the Miami missoin
He should play more of this and Hitman 3
His twitch chat ruined hitman 3
@@mikkelstrumer8628 how
@@mikkelstrumer8628 how
I'd say the 35 min search for the Continuum Transfunctioner had me kind of rolling
I’ve never lost my mind more then now
47 looks like Pitbull in Miami. How fitting.
1:51:28 Bro, what a fucking punch. holy shit.
41:43 I still fight for the people in line
A bit frustrating that he says it's bad writing when he skips the cutscenes, but whatever. Also weird how he seemed upset over the still images, the first time I played this game the last thing I cared about was whether the cutscene were still images or not.
It’s lazy and the story is bad
These videos put me to sleep
Nobody:
Among us: 2:57:57
I love the hitman series
I was going in thinking he's played a hitman game before lmao big mistake
and i thought _I_ was bad at this game
you're still bad and probably have 0 ranged katana kills--get it the fuck together man
Nathan Houser i can't tell if you're serious or not lmao
3:30:54 i thought thats what everybody left Columbia with, a big ol brick of C
Still watching this in 2021.
Still watching in 2022
fucking 2024
i like it more when chat doesnt backseat
3:20:47 just a little time stamp for me
I just saved his life (proceeds to snap neck)
why has nobody talked about how at 2:31:03 *jacksepticeye* subscribes?
And at 2:31:04 people stopped caring
Deny me entrance I deny you life 😂😂😂😆
51:30
Does anyone else think im suspicious?
Why does this come up when i search moist and noob3
2:39:36 You missed! How could you miss! He was 3 feet in front of you!!!
It all worked out in the end 🤷♀️🤷♂️
LMFO Katana Throw FTW
You said simon says killer and now I cant unwatch that execution of Shaver
You seem to never disappoint me, your a legend
Why does this keep getting recommended to me
I watch these to fall asleep
And I watch you sleeping to fall asleep
some burp?
does he play on easy the entire time or
he just said it was default difficulty
30 mins in and I get insulted I hate they made my name in vain
Anyone know if Charlie's seen the rise of agent 47?
59:17 to 1:00:17
2:37 is a big big BIIIIIG no no
1:55:19
1:55:06 *Battlecry*
You made me laugh so much
2:30:40
2:35:00
1:14:40 suspicious screwdriver
why does the game allow hitman to turn on faucets for no reason, like why?
It creates distractions
you do that for a reason. they cause distractions so people come to check out what's going on so you can either knock them out and disguise yourself in their outfit when they come or you can just go do whatever you needed to do while they're distracted with the overflowing sink
Noob 😂
30:36 lol
2:30:55 Hector Castilo/Grunting Fuck man from Girls Chase eliminating all the nice guys like us
My time has come...
32:28
When he said #teambonelesswings4life I felt that ♥
2:18:58 lmfao
Sometimes I hate the way he plays this game
It was frustrating to watch you play this, but I get it's because it's ur first time playing
Do you mean that he does not know all of the features or the way he plays like killing everyone
@@OldMenSuckToes some of the things he didn't know how to do, but it was frustrating because I have been playing for a while lol
Wow this video (as of now) has 666k views
Kinda funny
how's that funny?
2:40:17
Lmaooo me In 2020💀💀💀
Funniest MoistCf1tikal burp 2:37:07, 3:15:08 ass personally
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random vids btw
michealm23
You playing fortuna anytime soon?
Dank Potato 69 this isn’t cr1tikals channel it’s just someone who uploads his streams
Dank Potato 69 you fucking idiot
Fuck both of you leave the man alone
Smokey “duck”