Can I Make a Pizza in Zelda Before Giving Birth?
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- I have eaten Taco Bell, a large amount of coffee (am lactose intolerant), and have attached TENS units to my abdominal region. Can I speedrun making a Pizza in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom before i "give birth"?
disclaimer: I was not hurt during this video! safety was on standby, and everything was within tolerable limits :)
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This is what watching a candle melt for 10 hours does to a man
True
fun fact! this was the day before the 10 hour candle stream. he has no excuse.
Not to mention eat water with chopsticks or watching ice melt
Yep he is not ok
the fumes got to him
My friend told me about this video by starting the conversation with. "I’m watching PointCrow give birth right now."
You have a great friend😀
LMAO🤣🤣🤣
I would too if I had the opportunity
hehe
🤣
Never would I have thought I would see "pizza", "giving birth", and "Tears of the Kingdom" in the same sentence.
pizza makes sense since you can make pizza in totk, but i would've never guessed id see "giving birth" on point crows channel
I was playing totk after finishing my pizza, but then i started giving birth.
The title works but like he broke my brain
Welcome to the future.
This is exactly the sentence I would expect watching anything with fictional characters
My pride and joy was being the first person in chat to call the horse “Baja Blast”
11:10 "Croe v. Wade" lmao
Alula pfp
Hi Alula
@@BrayPlaysNin10do hi niko!!
Dude, i somehow see your comment here just after i checked the scotland forever video and saw your comment there
@@niko6203 Siffrin too??
Btw he doesn't mention this in the intro, but in the full VOD he shows the electric shocks are not truly happening at random. Abby is doing it.
Being at Abbeys whim for electric shocks might be scarier actually
OH THATS GOLDEN
Abby’s the kinda person who would spam shocks when he’s at demon kings army.
best job in the world
she's the midwife
i love how Mr.Wigglesworth unknowingly created a whole new subcategory for speedruns of all kind. No matter what game, you can always run the "Birth%" category
Julian mention what is a giving birth % 🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🫄🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🫄🫄
I Immediately knew it was from mr.wigglesworth
Thats almost my name
I love his content so much
@@m4rcyonstation93But God has helped me to this very day; so I stand here and testify to small and great alike. I am saying nothing beyond what the prophets and Moses said would happen- that the Messiah would suffer and, as the first to rise from the dead, would bring the message of light to his own people and to the Gentiles.
Acts 26:22-23
I heard "hey guys, do you ever" and thought we were getting a collectors anxiety speech
He's yet to collect a child of every gender, so that should make him rather anxious.
me too
@@mike140298Nah, gender is a game that sucks to 100%. 99% of the time, you're going to get one of the two common genders, it takes an average of 900 months to get the secret third gender. Not to mention that if the child is the secret third gender, you usually don't even know until 15 years after - at the minimum
I just realised the other day that that video was actually my first instance of watching pcrow, I didn't become a regular viewer until months later but I stumbled upon collectors anxiety when I was frantically googling whether my cool weapons breaking meant I could never get them back - I was the target audience fr💀
@@mike140298there is only two so not that hard
"PointCrow racing his digestive track to see if he can bake a virtual pizza before shitting himself" was not what I was expecting when I opened my youtube recommendations
i love this comment a lot
“Mods rip off their toenails… in a loving way of course.” Imagine showing love like that
Klingon displays of affection.
"Thanks for the idea" the dentist from little shop of horrors
WHAT.
Crow army my parents said if I hit 45k they’d buy me a professional camera begging you guys please💪🏻
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
real ones were there for the birth stream (100% recommend watching the vod if he uploads it)
I said the same thing
This is up there with the likes of “Sans is Ness,” “Did Squidward start the Russian Revolution?,” or “I worked for Master Yoda, he’s a fraud”
Normally I’d be surprised at seeing such a title, but then I see PointCrow and say “Just another day with Eric”
It's been a minute since I've seen a pcrow video so I was a little shocked
Same
yep completely normal day as a pointcrow subscriber
Wait until you hear about DougDoug
@@shamussarrazine6623shocked ahaha
I read the title, being extremely confused, but once he started explaining it and said that he'd eaten Taco Bell, I suddenly realized what giving birth ment and burst out laughing.
Me too but I didn't realize until like in mid vid
"The father is...THE BURRITO!"
*WHAT THE FU*
Handunit: “Looks like Pointcrow hasn’t given birth yet, let’s motivate him with a controlled shock.”
The things men do to mimic even a fraction of our power
“Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this title and fucking died”
for real
Same though
😂🤣😂🤣
It’s not that difficult
Nah I made the exact face on your pfp while watching the intro when I realised what he actually meant by "giving birth"
Who knew Eric is giving birth to a family of four?
We will never let this running gag die, unlike the family of four across the street just did
@@Mobtrapper-hq8iswait, im in a family of four😨
@@NITTE-MITTEY same 😮😢
He will give birth to a mother, father, and 2 beautiful babies
Was there not 3 babies? Oh well,father is absent,it counts.
Or, if we ignore chat,we can go eric,doug,baby,horse
The fact the game footage glitches out when you hit your desk proves you are playing on real hardware. That’s what happens when you slightly knock the switch out of the dock. It’s finicky like that.
Thank god this run is valid
The 20fps what a dead giveaway already
@@SteffedPepper its gottta be fake no one person can be so good at making pizza in totk and holding in a baby at the same time
i love the thumbnail of zelda being supportive of her boyfriend's giving birth
who do you think got link pregnant
(i dont even ship botw zelink but i cannot resist a good joke) (my answer is sidon natch) (or yona!)
@@gwennorthcutt421 sidon lol
@@MulderHiggins nintendo tried to take him off the table but only enabled a cool throuple with a megahot and super cool woman. for the record i like zelda/mipha for many reasons, one of which is the tragedy of trying to support ur girl when she struggles to fulfill a role while oneself has succeeded.
@@gwennorthcutt421 YES!!
@@MulderHiggins also its funny if botw1 link is borrowing their kid sister's armor bc they're roughly the same size probably. im glad ur enjoying my earnest yet silly headcanons :3 botw made link more undeniably unhinged and as someone who saw oot link eat ghosts for funsies its my time to shine.
Before WHAT!??
Yo is this actually you
I love your content and I miss your breath of the wild videos
“ MODS RIP OFF THIER TOENAILS in a loving” way got me dying
Read this comment the moment he said it in the vid lol
@@xurkitry ok
eric is now a mother of three; Doodle, Tortellini, and Crunchwrap supreme
and in this run, not only was a record broken, but also a toilet, maybe a desk, and whatever sanity eric had left
DONATION YAY
A family of four...
@@randompersonroamingtheinternet OH NAHH
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT@@randompersonroamingtheinternet
What what video had the family of 4, I wanna re watch it
no way we got pregnant pointcrow before gta 6
Can't believe we got pregnant pointcrow before Silk Song
THE FANART WILL BE CRAZY 😭
pregnant PointCrow before console Stardew Valley 1.6
@@KeyFChickenoh God, no.. 😭😭😭
I believe we would like to call that a big bird
6:35 those are little baby crunch, wrap, and supreme 🥰
Me, at the airport: 3:31
lol
LMAO NOOO
I read this and thought Eric was having a stroke
Crow fam my parents said if I hit 45k they’d buy me a professional camera begging you guys please💪🏻
Isn't he always?
Same
@@BotvsBots bot detected
The title was making me think *I* had a stroke.
“Can I make a pizza in Zelda before giving birth”
Great way to end my summer vacation
How long is your summer vacation damn
Mine is just ending too it was only 2 months
@@harris125probably not longer, just shifted later in the year.
@@harris125summer vacation for me growing up was always end of june to start of september
@@harris125some colleges give a longer summer, this is literally my first day back to classes and last semester ended in May I think
It takes most people 9 months, it's so impressive Pointcrow did it in 11 minutes!
SPEEDRUN GIVE BIRTH ANY%
@@GameBoyCymruthat implies 100% and glitchless and im terrified
It takes people 9 months to make a pizza????
Baby%
@@sulfurs_rage374I feel like the biggest timesaving glitch is just kidnapping.
9:00
This is how you ended up here in the first place
Dougdoug won’t have to pay child support. I hear he has a great lawyer.
(Disclaimer: Parkzer is not a lawyer)
That is a wild fucking title
Crow army my parents said if I hit 45k they’d buy me a professional camera begging you guys please😂
@@BotvsBotsyour so close, ima subscribe, I wish you luck
It's just a bot, don't fall for it@@Amogus78933
@@Magic_Mango oh, ok thanks
I‘ve seen even wilder. Just look up “Did Squidward start the Russian Revolution?”
This is one of those UA-cam titles that you see when it’s already 3AM and you’re tired, but you still wanna watch this because it’s just so ridiculous.
Edit: other examples listed below:
“I worked for Master Yoda, he’s a fraud.”
“Did Squidward start the Russian revolution?”
“Scientifically proving that Wario is from New Jersey”
and of course, the infamous, Sans is Ness
Ey I watched “scientifically proving warriors is from New Jersey” that videos great lol
That is exactly what I’m experiencing right now
That was me scrolling Twitter earlier & I kept seeing weird shit the further I kept scrolling... it has led me here now & I gotta watch the guy give birth while looking for ingredients in Zelda.
“What if Big Bird exploded in the Challenger disaster?”
"Rome's Demented Femboy Emperor"
"The Political Ideology of Every Spongebob Character"
PointCrow really "delivered" with this video, ngl.
😐
😐
Ahh that's pretty funny
We stand single fathers ❤❤❤
good one
7:10 Priorities man, you have to pet the dog. Birthing a baby can wait.
Love the joker pfp
It seems PointCrow is having too much fun. Let's fix that with a controlled shock.
You know, he could have called it "can I make pizza in TOTK before I shit myself" but I'm glad he did this instead
8:21 the "all babies are italian" in the chat 😭😭
holy seungmin
MoonsPod
🤌🤌🇮🇹🍕
Mamma mia...
“Crow v. Wade” fucking killed me
"My favourite chalöenge" istg I popped 😭😭
same
same lol, that joke was really good
He was the carrier for a true chained demon attempting to break free from its chains and soil the reality upon which it would infringe.
4:22 nah, who tf said "Someone's on their period"💀
💀
Thanks Pointcrow! I woke up this morning with an insatiable need to know if you could make a Pizza In The Legend Of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom before giving birth!
Hiya Patterrz! Good to see you here!
ive been looking for answers about "Can I Make a Pizza in Zelda Before Giving Birth?" for ages thank you point crow
So they umm thumbnail. Zelda got you pregnant and you gave birth to a pizza
Seems legit
Weird thumbnail, but also pretty normal for PointCrow
There seems to be some A/B testing going on as I saw that thumbnail but also one where Pointcrow does a disgusted thumbnail face over link holding a pizza
I'd assume you're talking about the thumbnail where link lays in a hospital bed holding a pizza with Zelda standing next to him holding him
Or... Maybe this is a timeline where Mipha never died!
@@johnospina1953 you people love to make everything about mipha it's annoying as hell
Ah yes, the MrWigglesworth. You forgot the laxatives.
..... this is hell. Taco bell, a ton of milk, and electrical shocks to the abdomen. At what cost, man? At what cost?
Idk why but PointCrow's face at 0:05 with the word birth just made me laugh. Just pause the video there and see what I mean.
great meme potential
0:06 is more funny imo
@@KayKorTeeVeeLMAO
Nice top comment bait (the face wasn’t funny)
@@LumpKingDLOlet her have her opinion dude
Expert at making a pizza in Zelda before giving birth here. With the right techniques, it’s barely possible.
Love how DougDoug is implied to be the father, leaving Pointcrow and CrunchWrapSupreme for the Divorced life!
how did this guy not get streamer of the year
0:44 should have been there so we could’ve named it digiorno
What is that title
Crow army my parents said if I hit 45k they’d buy me a professional camera begging you guys please🎉
Before he blow his britches
“Can I make a pizza in Zelda before giving birth?”
Hope this helps!
Fr
I had to check if i had a stroke or not😭
9:50 I wonder if that Bell Pepper is off solving problems no one has by chugging Olive Oil and playing Skyrim with his voice and all his divorced friends.
He divorced pointcrow when he noticed he was pregnant
Dougdoug
I don’t usually delight in people’s pain but seeing men hooked to a labour pain simulator makes my day in these trying times
Why?
@@rainingtacos7529 it's cathartic to see the other sex experiencing a pain that was impossible to relate to or explain for so long
@@Nixahma Would this be acceptable if the roles were reversed? I'm curious.
@@rainingtacos7529 I mean, I'm kind of curious how the pain radiates when you get kicked in the balls
@@daymuntaku6590 Considering what I asked, I don't blame you. I was pretty insensitive and tone deaf. Probably should have worded my question better or just not asked at all.
I don’t think I stopped smiling the whole time. XD
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while!
6:11 This is accurate to how actual explosive gender reveals tend to go LOL
That is some title to be greeted to on sunday
0:11 PARDON?!
He might not be pregnant but he never fails to deliv- wait no that doesn't even work this time...
My friend has said, "Consider me intrigued, if he can do that I would be impressed" after only the first 5 seconds. I'm concerned he also watched a candle melt for 10 hours...
wait, did you not watch a candle melt for 10 hours?
Actual video title: "how fast can a masochist make a pizza in tears of the kingdom?"
This is what happens when you watch ice melt, eat water, and watch a candle melt for 10 hours
Don’t forget watching grass grow, paint dry and who knows what else
And redo it’s high school SATS
Next thing you know, he’s going to listen to silence broken up metal pipe sfx for 10 hours.
@Mr.Wigglesworth truly created a whole Genre of speedrun challenges now hasnt he? Giving birth% progresses into Zelda
Eric is going deeper into insanity than all silksong and TF2 update waiters combined.
We got pregnantcrow before GTA6, Silksong, Deltarune chapter 3, or any mention of TF2 DLC
@@Mobtrapper-hq8is We got Pointpreg before Chess 2...
Ok the crow v wade actually killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seeing this video in my UA-cam home section was something I would never had expected in my life
10:38 bro full-blown dissociated lmao
A that time i thought he lost the challenge
Gotta say, this is probably the strongest immediate curiosity I've had from a UA-cam video title (that ended up not being clickbait) in a long time. Elite content.
Truly a content machine.
From the creator of watching ice melt.
I present you "can I finish this little zelda challenge before shitting myself"
makin a pizza in a videogame before shiting yourself is the best challenge i’ve ever seen
pointcrowe is dedicated enough to commit mpreg while preparing fast food in a nintendo game, most likely because of his viewers' search history
That's the most random title i've seen on UA-cam since " 10 hours of black screen occasionally interupted by the bite of 87 "
I love that canonicly dougdoug and Eric have a baby😂
1:51 NAH that tip is crzy
Being the first person in the chat room to refer to the horse as "Baja Blast" made me proud.
It is literally just how long he can hold out on sh*tting himself. And if he can make a pizza in the meanwhile.
I think this is the weirdest title I have ever read in my life
same
Another title: Pointcrow attempts to make a pizza before shitting himself.
ERIC POINTCROW, WHAT IN THE YAOI FANFICTION FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING ANYMORE????
You know your life is falling apart when its 3 am and instead of sleeping your watching Eric Pointcrow give birth
Idk why this was in my reccomended but ok interesting concept. Also 6:19 Lmao this part is hilarious
0:33
Pointcrow: “tastes like pregnancy”
Also pointcrow:🤨
Well, that’s a title.
PointCrow's next short "I gave birth on stream"
this is why i love ur streams man. just so all over the place. how you come up with these ideas will always be a mystery to me
7:03 perfect clip
Love the fnaf sister location shock sound effects “seems like Eric is trying to complete this challenge, let’s motivate him with a controlled shock!”
I love watching Eric Make Pizza before giving birth while dismembering a family of four
“Giving birth” is a very classy way to phrase that you were about to shit yourself the entire stream
4:04
“MODS RIP OFF THEIR TOENAILS - In a loving way”
-Pointcrow August 2024
Watching this wale actively holding a crap in is insane.
Not the weirdest content I've seen on this platform, but definitely the most craziest combination.
Good to know I'll be playing TOTK while having contractions for my future child 😂
Furry 💀
You're watching mpreg @@GeneralKenobi69420
@@GeneralKenobi69420 okay and? 💀
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@@fishyfungus5026 ah
Better name would be “Can I make a pizza in totk before I shit myself?”
No, he has the labour pain simulation with electricity
Indeed
🤓
Yes yes he can 0:06
Oh mah gah
SPOILERS WTH MAN
@@MrMaster1112 hehe
Yah
Smh, the father didn't bother sticking around
0:54 Windbomb? Thats botw silly.
Can't believe we had a pointcrow shitting himself challenge
9:57 @DougDoug
Interesting to show the shock fruit bit, where your inventory has tomatoes, and then go get the tomatoes after
I never knew I needed to hear Pointcrow say he was going to give birth while playing Zelda, but here we are. And I'm not in the slightest bit disappointed.
4:05 "MODS RIP OFF HIS TOENAILS wait no in a loving way"