I collected every rock in Tears of the Kingdom.

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  • @chaossalad3243
    @chaossalad3243 3 місяці тому +32598

    Bro, speed runners have no fun. You’ve 100%ed the game, you collected all the rocks. What’s left for you to do now, give me a million dollars?

    • @Ashent1
      @Ashent1 3 місяці тому +1918

      What’s left now, to give me your credit card number?

    • @maubi6320
      @maubi6320 3 місяці тому +1247

      @@Ashent1what’s left now? Make progressively worse and worse jokes?

    • @zeuslozano8259
      @zeuslozano8259 3 місяці тому +451

      What’s left now burning an orphanage

    • @Apollyon_B
      @Apollyon_B 3 місяці тому +220

      what’s left now?

    • @Fool_2K6
      @Fool_2K6 3 місяці тому +257

      ​@@Apollyon_BWhat's left?

  • @tromedlovdrolmai
    @tromedlovdrolmai 3 місяці тому +7078

    - Step 1) 100% the game
    - Step 2) Collect 1 of every type of rock
    - Step 3) Actually collect every rock

    • @tyujg7495.
      @tyujg7495. 3 місяці тому +262

      Bro, speed runners have no fun. You’ve 100%ed the game, you collected all the rocks. What’s left for you to do now, touch every single solid surface area including ones inside out of bounce area in the game?

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang 2 місяці тому +49

      It would require someone to create a mod that changes rocks despawn properties or how active objects work, and a beefy pc I think. He probably has the pc though.

    • @Bigbackcamell
      @Bigbackcamell 2 місяці тому

      @@tyujg7495.oh crap

    • @ShuckleShellAnemia
      @ShuckleShellAnemia 2 місяці тому +49

      @@tyujg7495.I wanna go to the Bounce Area, sounds like fun

    • @guardcat3540
      @guardcat3540 2 місяці тому +27

      @@ShuckleShellAnemia he said out of the bounce area sadly

  • @graceholbert2126
    @graceholbert2126 3 місяці тому +18699

    About 4 minutes in I realize he just means every *type* of rock, not literally every rock on the map. Sigh of relief for his sanity.

    • @AndreInfanteInc
      @AndreInfanteInc 3 місяці тому +1202

      I do now really want to see the other one though

    • @getthedunkon9347
      @getthedunkon9347 3 місяці тому +467

      Yeah but hes still willingly ollecting rocks in a video game. His sanity might be gone

    • @graceholbert2126
      @graceholbert2126 3 місяці тому +734

      It tells you a lot about Smant that the other thing was something I fully believed he was going to do... and succeed at.

    • @LordSleven
      @LordSleven 3 місяці тому +73

      Careful! You'll give him ideas!

    • @moofurg
      @moofurg 3 місяці тому +128

      I think the rocks respawn so it would be hard to keep track of

  • @sierrastuff7209
    @sierrastuff7209 2 місяці тому +869

    I saw a Games Radar article in my newsfeed about how someone collected every rock and I was like "That's insane! Who would do that?". Now it's all adding up

    • @dragonboy7000
      @dragonboy7000 2 місяці тому +11

      I saw this, it was hilarious

  • @Smol_Bronco
    @Smol_Bronco 3 місяці тому +2298

    1:53
    "The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles"

    • @Krabatrip
      @Krabatrip 3 місяці тому +75

      It's not just a boulder, IT'S A ROCK!

    • @JokukranTheileochy
      @JokukranTheileochy 3 місяці тому +8

      It's THE Rock

    • @ojsweatedplayer9477
      @ojsweatedplayer9477 2 місяці тому +3

      Thank you I was going to get upset if someone didn’t say this

    • @Krabatrip
      @Krabatrip 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ojsweatedplayer9477 honestly surprised I didn't see any other comment saying it

    • @sanga1380
      @sanga1380 2 місяці тому +4

      ah someone did it before me. I must now go delete my comment. 😅 at least someone did it.

  • @KitLmaoo
    @KitLmaoo 3 місяці тому +956

    "hey check out my rock collection"
    "oh my god. is this why i cant find any around here?"
    "around here? no you wont find them anywhere."

    • @TextualDeviant
      @TextualDeviant 2 місяці тому +61

      *"LINK, MY PEOPLE ARE STARVING, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"*
      "Trust me, I know _exactly_ what I have done."
      _begins photo op_

    • @silliest-astro
      @silliest-astro 2 місяці тому +26

      @@breadboygamingwholegraingorons eat rocks

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 2 місяці тому

      Go rons do eat rocks

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 6 днів тому

      @@TextualDeviant Link: **Proceeds to make gigantic meteor mace to turn Ganondorf into a pancake**

  • @dialog_box
    @dialog_box 3 місяці тому +1609

    15:38 whoever posted that spreadsheet is the real MVP here

    • @totoa_
      @totoa_ 3 місяці тому +52

      saved the whole run probably

    • @Chubby_Bub
      @Chubby_Bub 2 місяці тому +143

      Shoutout to the people who MADE the spreadsheet too. Phil, the creator, had to go through every item in the game and figure out what it was.

    • @tonyperez2703
      @tonyperez2703 2 місяці тому +13

      @@Chubby_Bub Good point, they're a real homie

    • @azuthal
      @azuthal 2 місяці тому +1

      Honestly, it ruined the fun.

    • @dialog_box
      @dialog_box 2 місяці тому +16

      @@azuthal i mean that's valid. but i definitely feel like he didn't have a clear attainable goal before the spreadsheet

  • @lukeblack8146
    @lukeblack8146 3 місяці тому +629

    For the people wondering why the spherical boulders are considered to be natural.
    If a rock is in a stream or river, the rock gets gradually ground down to a point where it is round. At that point it can roll with the current and erode from another side, causing the rock to get rounder and repeat the process.

    • @scottishcheese13
      @scottishcheese13 2 місяці тому +10

      Sure, but he’s also counting those lava rock platforms he literally made himself, right? Unless I missed him discounting them

    • @Jig_up
      @Jig_up 2 місяці тому +47

      @@scottishcheese13Yes, but those basalt platforms can occur naturally, provided there’s a place where lava and water meet- he recreated the conditions that lead to the rocks, but didn’t refine or carve them further in any way. I feel like it counts, or close enough, anyway

  • @Local_Hitman
    @Local_Hitman 3 місяці тому +1706

    We’re starving the Gorons with this one!!!

    • @drbanana8778
      @drbanana8778 3 місяці тому +60

      We’re making a buffet from around the world

    • @fernoagent8581
      @fernoagent8581 3 місяці тому +23

      ​@@drbanana8778 gerudo rock probbably have à spicy taste to them and yet refrashing

    • @booxmowo2684
      @booxmowo2684 3 місяці тому +29

      @@drbanana8778 The rocks all end up in Tarrey Town, so I guess we're catering for the Gorons at the Hudson Construction Site.

    • @matoiryuko9444
      @matoiryuko9444 2 місяці тому +18

      So that's why the gorons travel all over the world it's to taste all those delicious different looking rocks makes sense

    • @samcomic_
      @samcomic_ 2 місяці тому +2

      🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 2 місяці тому +129

    It's videos like this that help remind my that Tears of the Kingdom is one of the most insane games Nintendo has released, maybe ever. Like, there's an entire map, with 3 different tiers of world to explore, endless quests to complete, and a story mode, which already makes it one of Nintendo's biggest games ever. And then, there's just straight up G-Mod attached to all of it, so you can basically do anything you want on top of all of that.

    • @hummusharmeson7921
      @hummusharmeson7921 2 місяці тому +2

      that and genshin impact are my favorite story mode games lol

  • @blaziken386
    @blaziken386 3 місяці тому +3924

    This is perhaps the most in-character challenge for link yet. I can't imagine a timeline in which link would ACTUALLY get rid of the sheikah slate, for example, but I COULD see TotK!Link, in the middle of his quest, go "Hang on. I should make a vehicle out of every rock I can find."

    • @Blewlongmun
      @Blewlongmun 3 місяці тому +331

      In some universes Link is a physics breaking speedster who wakes up and stops 2 ancient tragedies in a couple hours each, in others he's a perfectionist who spends years on end not helping anybody and quite literally wasting his own time purely to say he did it.

    • @MikayaAkyo
      @MikayaAkyo 3 місяці тому +200

      Zelda: Link! You need to save Hyrule!
      Link: But Princess. What if, hear me out, BOULDER-CAR! And we just run Ganondorf over!

    • @CamTheGalaxy
      @CamTheGalaxy 3 місяці тому +63

      I know it’s not the main focus of your comment but I don’t think Link got rid of the sheikah slate, he probably just. Gave it back to Zelda. Because it was hers, and Zelda probably gave it to Purah who used it to figure out how to make the Purah Pad (and even then there’s a couple reasons why it just isn’t as cool, such as Purah can’t figure out how to replicate those features yet, Zelda didn’t want those features on her Purah pad, they’re not on there because it’s a prototype, or the most agreed upon reasoning as to why nearly all of the sheikah tech was stripped from Hyrule, Sheikah tech is seen as Evil And Bad Again and at least magnesis is used by the Yiga so it does extend to the slate’s abilities)

    • @riplix20
      @riplix20 2 місяці тому +51

      @@CamTheGalaxy they’re talking about the glitch you do at the beginning of the speed run where you skip the sheikah slate entirely.

    • @xipheonj
      @xipheonj 2 місяці тому +13

      @@riplix20 Thanks, I didn't know this either.

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 2 місяці тому +88

    "It's a stone, Link."
    "It's a car! I chiseled it!"

    • @_Norv
      @_Norv 2 місяці тому +2

      “You didn’t make it!”

    • @Star_Rattler
      @Star_Rattler 2 місяці тому +1

      Mama Link XD

  • @avocado4012
    @avocado4012 3 місяці тому +1004

    i gotta say, i completely respect how smant/his editors are able to condense these long streams into much shorter videos. its super impressive because it doesn’t really feel like anything is left out and is also super digestible, not that i don’t still like long videos but still lol, very impressive :D

    • @appointmenteer
      @appointmenteer 3 місяці тому +59

      the cuts after something went wrong were perfectly timed. just enough time for smant to go "ah!" and then we get to imagine all the delicious chaos while keeping the pacing tight. incredible job

    • @silliest-astro
      @silliest-astro 2 місяці тому +5

      @@appointmenteer14:17

    • @samcomic_
      @samcomic_ 2 місяці тому +11

      I honestly think cutting out, for lack of a better word, unimportant parts is a part of efficiency which in my opinion is an art form.

  • @MikayaAkyo
    @MikayaAkyo 3 місяці тому +121

    Random Dude: "What's left? collecting Rocks?!"
    Smant: "THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA!"

    • @depthvorpa4460
      @depthvorpa4460 2 місяці тому +5

      It's incredibly obvious! Why didn't I think of it before?

  • @Noxolotll
    @Noxolotll 3 місяці тому +2096

    1:14 'uh oh, can I just do this?' this is already off to a rocky start

    • @NerfMason
      @NerfMason 3 місяці тому +12

      @@Noxolotll after a long 5 seconds, I realized what you did there💀

    • @Ashent1
      @Ashent1 3 місяці тому +8

      rocky start.. haha…

    • @achunkofbutter
      @achunkofbutter 3 місяці тому +7

      This video had a rocky middle and end too.

    • @marcelklasa9277
      @marcelklasa9277 3 місяці тому +7

      lame pfp

    • @Noxolotll
      @Noxolotll 3 місяці тому +2

      @@marcelklasa9277 agreed

  • @ericpeterson6520
    @ericpeterson6520 2 місяці тому +308

    all this talk about avoiding "manmade" stone but he keeps the lava slabs despite the fact that he, a man, literally just made them

    • @Chubby_Bub
      @Chubby_Bub 2 місяці тому +52

      to be fair, you can find natural ones too and they're the same object to the game

    • @Penquinn14
      @Penquinn14 2 місяці тому +13

      @@Chubby_Bub sounds like he didn't get all the natural rocks then

    • @davebob4973
      @davebob4973 2 місяці тому +13

      what if he got a woman to make them

    • @KellyKennedy-rs5by
      @KellyKennedy-rs5by 2 місяці тому

      @@davebob4973he’s secretly one of

    • @Geckoreo
      @Geckoreo 2 місяці тому +1

      @@davebob4973 in some cases man was just a shortening of human, so that might not work

  • @MrChap-hx1ug
    @MrChap-hx1ug 3 місяці тому +599

    This is like one of those unskipable side quests your parents give you as a kid

    • @SpaceUK45
      @SpaceUK45 2 місяці тому +1

      180 likes and first reply

    • @BiggisFoot
      @BiggisFoot 2 місяці тому +4

      Or the Marines.

    • @LuVenBen
      @LuVenBen 2 місяці тому +5

      @@SpaceUK45 touch a blade of grass or two

    • @SpaceUK45
      @SpaceUK45 2 місяці тому +4

      @@LuVenBen what's grass

  • @Mara-bw9sb
    @Mara-bw9sb 3 місяці тому +34

    What I most enjoyed about this video was how you genuinely had fun doing this. Also not making fun of that tweet but going "actually, great idea!"

  • @abagabagaba
    @abagabagaba 3 місяці тому +875

    Am I the only one who thought he was going to collect EVERY SINGLE ROCK in the map?

    • @lordbepis69
      @lordbepis69 3 місяці тому +21

      No, I thought that at first too.

    • @lightblue8818
      @lightblue8818 3 місяці тому +49

      Its intentional, clickbait. If he wanted too he could add "type" in the title but that wont be as massive of a challenge as collecting every single rock in the game.
      Edit: clickbait*.

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 3 місяці тому +3

      No.

    • @the_pleb_
      @the_pleb_ 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@lightblue8818 yeah such a disrespectful clickbait

    • @voiceinyourhead8284
      @voiceinyourhead8284 2 місяці тому +11

      @@the_pleb_nah cause it’s still a dumb challenge lol. I’m still happy with this

  • @ElijahCarrows
    @ElijahCarrows 3 місяці тому +17

    Damn it, this is why you don't EVER callout a speedrunner for playing a game too fast! I bet that in the next week, or even next couple of days, there's gonna be a new category for TotK called "Rock%"!

  • @NEXUS.....
    @NEXUS..... 3 місяці тому +1166

    The amount of patience needed to complete a challenge like this is actually insane 😭

    • @NathanIgou
      @NathanIgou 3 місяці тому +16

      "U got some incredible stamina"
      Smant: "oh you know it buddy"

    • @typestyle2067
      @typestyle2067 3 місяці тому +9

      Bro didn't even watch the video

    • @NEXUS.....
      @NEXUS..... 3 місяці тому +34

      @@typestyle2067 I comprehend media at a pace in which the average human can’t. The speed of my eyes rivals that of a superhuman force.

    • @typestyle2067
      @typestyle2067 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@NEXUS..... ohh yeah that makes sense my cousin Jerry is like that too, sry for the misunderstanding

    • @NEXUS.....
      @NEXUS..... 3 місяці тому +23

      @@typestyle2067 I met Jerry just a zeptosecond ago. Pretty cool guy. Dropped his keys tho he might not make it back home.

  • @curseofremains1905
    @curseofremains1905 2 місяці тому +22

    1:48 “ROCK AND ROLLER 2.0”
    That’s it, that’s the funniest comment of the video. Actual comedic genius. Damn that was good

  • @Sodium516
    @Sodium516 3 місяці тому +466

    This video rocks. Small ant is the best out there. Don’t take him for granite. This is marbleous content

    • @alexmitchell4269
      @alexmitchell4269 3 місяці тому +7

      ...

    • @Bobomb1000
      @Bobomb1000 3 місяці тому +72

      his videos have sedimental value

    • @toastghost4320
      @toastghost4320 3 місяці тому +53

      @@Bobomb1000 Gneiss one

    • @Ashent1
      @Ashent1 3 місяці тому +22

      His videos havent hit rock bottom yet

    • @Sebastian-nx7br
      @Sebastian-nx7br 3 місяці тому +8

      Don’t ever comment again sodium 516

  • @couchpotatoj6578
    @couchpotatoj6578 2 місяці тому +8

    I liked how he genuinely sounded like he had fun doing this, just collecting rocks lol.

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 3 місяці тому +382

    Some people ask, "Why?", while others respond, "Hold my non-alcoholic beverage." There is no questioning this level of sanity.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 3 місяці тому +23

      This comment has been adapted for a modern audience

    • @Brendanowl
      @Brendanowl 2 місяці тому +15

      Hold my noble pursuit.

    • @Ryu_D
      @Ryu_D 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Ron_Jambo_ A family friendly stream deserves family friendly semi-mocking comments... Or maybe I'm just weird. Scratch that, "Also, I'm just weird." XD

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Ryu_D Why ? You think saying the word "beer" will turn children into alcoholic messes ? I'm genuinely confused now.

    • @Ryu_D
      @Ryu_D 2 місяці тому +7

      @@Ron_Jambo_ Because that's the joke. I don't actually think it'd influence children, but alcohol usage is the kind of thing that gets mentioned in maturity ratings, so I exaggerated it for the sake of humor. Sorry if that came off as a serious concern.

  • @TBAR-mj1eh
    @TBAR-mj1eh 3 місяці тому +44

    "JESUS CHRIST SMALLANT! They're not rocks, they're minerals"

    • @kitkatkk2543
      @kitkatkk2543 2 місяці тому +5

      um ackshually all minerals are rocks but not all rocks are minerals

    • @Opticized
      @Opticized Місяць тому +1

      Jesus Marie

  • @HuntShowdownLab
    @HuntShowdownLab 3 місяці тому +120

    I want to see this on the offical speedrun boards as a new category.

  • @PeptoAbysmoI
    @PeptoAbysmoI 3 місяці тому +35

    “The pioneers used to ride these rocks for miles”

  • @renjiro_haru
    @renjiro_haru 3 місяці тому +313

    Random Twitter User: Whats left, Speedrunner?! Collect rocks?!
    Smant: ...and I took that personally.

    • @depthvorpa4460
      @depthvorpa4460 2 місяці тому +3

      This is why you don't try to insult tryhards. You try but they do it anyways just to make a point

  • @Pokenite_Animations
    @Pokenite_Animations 2 місяці тому +6

    10:23 "I have the right of way" as he continues to run her over LMAO 😂

  • @NerfMason
    @NerfMason 3 місяці тому +449

    Bro is gonna have a really big rock collection

    • @WiiBrosNintendo
      @WiiBrosNintendo 3 місяці тому +7

      I read that wrong

    • @NerfMason
      @NerfMason 3 місяці тому +6

      @@WiiBrosNintendo took me a minute to understand that💀

    • @Oyakinya-Izuki
      @Oyakinya-Izuki 3 місяці тому +5

      Should make a lot of rock roast

    • @imburrnin4495
      @imburrnin4495 3 місяці тому +1

      Who said he doesn't already have big rocks?

    • @AnsonC-x1l
      @AnsonC-x1l 3 місяці тому

      it can be bigger with the marbled rock roast

  • @thaumoking9947
    @thaumoking9947 2 місяці тому +8

    If this became an actual speedrunning category that would be so funny

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 3 місяці тому +63

    14:59 The relief!! This needs Yoda Force-Lifting a Tiefighter out of a Swamp music over it

  • @Hadeshy
    @Hadeshy 2 місяці тому +5

    This is why I love your channel. Those whacky challenges are the best and the proof there's no incorrect way to enjoy a game

  • @Gamernic18
    @Gamernic18 3 місяці тому +270

    Wow I friggin love small ant and I hope he uploads again in the next 0-70 business days

    • @koatomasbezdek4860
      @koatomasbezdek4860 3 місяці тому +5

      He posts like 4 times a month recently, what's there to complain about?

    • @Imperial_Squid
      @Imperial_Squid 3 місяці тому +7

      I just think it's nice to see SmallAntVODs put content up on his second channel like this now and then

    • @IlSharmouta
      @IlSharmouta 3 місяці тому +6

      why does this sound like a threat

  • @kenzo_5995
    @kenzo_5995 3 місяці тому +14

    This is probably the most stupid thing anyone has ever done in TOTK. And I loved every second of it

  • @レナータ-e8x
    @レナータ-e8x 3 місяці тому +59

    "Speedrunners have no fun"
    i wonder what kind of fun someone nicknamed fartchiken would have

  • @CosmicNebula444
    @CosmicNebula444 3 місяці тому +14

    The Rock% speedruns gonna go hard, I already know

  • @BuffPomsky
    @BuffPomsky 3 місяці тому +66

    They should make smallant thebrock collector a npc. Can u imagine seeing a guys travelling around and as the game progresses his vehicle becomes larger with rocks. Maybe he can sell star fragments and ores haha

  • @smolderingwing
    @smolderingwing 2 місяці тому +3

    i love the moment of a speedrunner being forced to play a game slowly and thus realising the small details and such of a game

    • @HyLion
      @HyLion 2 місяці тому +2

      Most speedrunners already played the game slowly at least once before speedrunning. It's what makes them realise they like the game enough to run it in the first place

  • @spectrekp5888
    @spectrekp5888 3 місяці тому +63

    I understand the lack of "Marbled Rock Roast", seeing as after Gohma is defeated in the story, the delicacy goes extinct. However! Regular Rock Roast DOES in fact exist (It replaces the marbled variant), in fact, it is used in a questline and I believe later can be given to the chef for money.. or something? it's been awhile since I played.

    • @dropfish3109
      @dropfish3109 3 місяці тому +20

      they grabbed the rock roast

    • @Zizwizwee
      @Zizwizwee 3 місяці тому +12

      He grabbed it in the same cave as the lava slabs

    • @riplix20
      @riplix20 2 місяці тому +4

      11:40 “ there’s the rock roast “

    • @squibble08
      @squibble08 Місяць тому +1

      im upset about the complete disappearance of the marbled rock roast ngl

  • @BRYCEfield
    @BRYCEfield 2 місяці тому +5

    When I read the title I thought you'd be doing like a speedrun of collecting all of the gemstones, flint, etc, as well as the unique talus hearts. I realized how foolish I was at 0:34

  • @PolandSphere
    @PolandSphere 3 місяці тому +378

    I hate that mentality of thinking that speedrunning is killing the fun since speedrunning is what makes a lot of games fun for me. Finding unintentional skips and doing things quickly makes me happy, and a lot of people don't seem to understand that.
    What you did wasn't even really speedrunning when you first 100% TOTK, but the same things apply.

    • @johnnyted446
      @johnnyted446 3 місяці тому +7

      thats fun? huh, okay then. i respect that

    • @Bulldozer0330
      @Bulldozer0330 3 місяці тому +101

      ...people seriously don't realize that people have fun playing the game a different way from other people?
      ...stupid, just stupid.
      People should play games the way they find fun.
      and if yours is speedrunning, then do speedrunning.

    • @AstolfoGayming
      @AstolfoGayming 3 місяці тому +66

      "If you aren't having fun in the way I want you to, you're doing it wrong!" - Some idiot

    • @dromazder8899
      @dromazder8899 3 місяці тому +58

      speedrunning is for me literally the most beautiful love message you can send to developpers. imagine loving a game to a point u're ready to spend hundreds of hours completing it again and again to a point u know it almost perfectly. speedrunning give some games the replayability they didn't had

    • @DarkStarCoreX
      @DarkStarCoreX 3 місяці тому +18

      Besides, why is it that person's problem if you don't have fun? Are they like the fucking brother in 1984 who is watching everyone to ensure they have fun, and if they aren't then they call them out on Twitter.

  • @MikemanPlayz
    @MikemanPlayz 3 місяці тому +69

    So glad he uploaded a TotK vid, many channels stopped uploading cause the hype died down so fast :’)

    • @epicgamernoisesintensifies6238
      @epicgamernoisesintensifies6238 3 місяці тому +11

      There are lots of challenge runs(if a little less than botw), and of course the infamous straight line challenge, but other than that I agree that there is significantly less totk content these days.

    • @bestintheband5114
      @bestintheband5114 3 місяці тому

      @@epicgamernoisesintensifies6238 Vamen 🙏

    • @thenonexistinghero
      @thenonexistinghero 3 місяці тому +4

      Personally I just can't 100% the game. In BotW you could accomplish things just playing 15-30 minutes. In TotK I can play for 2 hours without feeling like I accomplished anything. I did everything in BotW other than collecting all Koroks (still collected enough to max out all inventory slots), but in TotK I'm only like 50% done with shrines and even less with everything else and I don't really feel like playing it. It's not like it's bad, but it just takes so long. I can play it for 2 hours and barely make any progress or play something else for 2 hours and actually do make significant progress.

    • @Choomba_1
      @Choomba_1 3 місяці тому +2

      I bet the hype would have lasted longer if TOTK were multiplatform, so more people could play it

    • @thenonexistinghero
      @thenonexistinghero 3 місяці тому +8

      @@Choomba_1 No, it wouldn't have been. Switch is the best selling console by far and the game sold 20 f***ing million.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 2 місяці тому +3

    Commenter: "Well whatever gets your rocks off"
    SmallAnt: "No, we already did the Paya speedrun"

  • @SuspiciousTemmie
    @SuspiciousTemmie 3 місяці тому +82

    The fact that there are rocks that only appear in one spot in the entire game is insane. The devs put so much detail into this game

    • @colecube8251
      @colecube8251 3 місяці тому +6

      is this a joke 😭

    • @SuspiciousTemmie
      @SuspiciousTemmie 3 місяці тому

      ​@@colecube8251Nope - 18:44

    • @SuspiciousTemmie
      @SuspiciousTemmie 3 місяці тому

      @@colecube8251 18:44 - Nope, Smant mentions this being the only spot in the game to find these rocks

    • @SuspiciousTemmie
      @SuspiciousTemmie 2 місяці тому +3

      @@colecube8251 Nope, Smant points out later in the video that two specific rocks are only in one spot on the map :P

    • @colecube8251
      @colecube8251 2 місяці тому +1

      @@SuspiciousTemmie yeah ik but how how does that show attention to detail lol

  • @karkat2323
    @karkat2323 3 місяці тому +8

    I really want that ending photo of all the crystals, shards, and other stuff as like a phone background. looks super amazing

  • @chainsawboy2388
    @chainsawboy2388 3 місяці тому +56

    Ah yes the best fuel for any content creator, *SPITE*

  • @NobodyYouKnow01
    @NobodyYouKnow01 2 місяці тому +1

    I’ve been as manically pissy as this fartchiken guy before. It’s a rare emotion that you have to learn to put a damper on. Happens to the best of us.

  • @Zirzon
    @Zirzon 3 місяці тому +45

    Collecting all these rocks really teaches you to take nothing for granite.

  • @tksm97
    @tksm97 2 місяці тому +4

    this is so awesome, i loved this!! i always love to see tears of the kingdom challenge runs, it’s such a fun game that really showcases how creative people can get!!

  • @BojackUnb0und
    @BojackUnb0und 3 місяці тому +8

    3:10 - This reminds me of the scene in Armageddon where Ben Affleck is trying to make it back to the drill site and they jump over a big canyon with the thrusters lol.

  • @Thegreyfox-yo8mt
    @Thegreyfox-yo8mt 2 місяці тому +2

    Fun fact: there are aproximately 13.000 rock rock-like objects in the entire game

  • @NokandFen
    @NokandFen 3 місяці тому +13

    Actually super entertaining. I can feel DougDoug cursing through the YT veil, wishing he thought of this first. Haha. Amazing video, thanks Smant!

    • @DarkStarCoreX
      @DarkStarCoreX 3 місяці тому +6

      Can you collect every type of rock in Tears Of The Kingdom?
      Start of the video - The title
      End - Doug is now arguing with chat about going to meet up with Dwayne the rock Johnson.

  • @SmartyPoohBear
    @SmartyPoohBear 2 місяці тому +1

    I like to think this is just par for the course of being link.
    “Oh look, link’s in his rock collecting phase now.”

  • @SHMOUSEY86
    @SHMOUSEY86 3 місяці тому +37

    ""I wanna rock" -Twisted Sister" -SmallAnt

  • @carlsoll
    @carlsoll 2 місяці тому +1

    7:40 Triple heelflip :O *that’s* what I’m talking about, just skerrrrt right over

  • @RobinElop
    @RobinElop 2 місяці тому +3

    me: “oh i haven’t checked on what smallant has been doing. let’s go see.”
    COLLECTING ALL ROCKS
    lmao okay, i like it

  • @artfurret
    @artfurret 2 місяці тому +1

    i love this this is peak content never ever did i think id find somone else collecting rocks in a game would be so good

  • @Justice._.606
    @Justice._.606 3 місяці тому +23

    Smallant it's such a smallant moment to upload this at midnight

  • @dakid2459
    @dakid2459 2 місяці тому +2

    *drops 20 tons of rocks into a lake*
    "hopefully this floats"

  • @Tages13
    @Tages13 3 місяці тому +4

    Smant's optimism and creativity are something to be studied

  • @HighTechToast
    @HighTechToast 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro really pulled the best "alright, bet." in history

  • @pavantejkamireddy7957
    @pavantejkamireddy7957 3 місяці тому +5

    Next, smant’s gonna collect/cook every type of food. The patience this man has is insane!

    • @Chubby_Bub
      @Chubby_Bub 2 місяці тому +1

      I mean, he already did to complete the recipe book. Unless you mean with every possible buff variation, in which case there are probably tens of thousands...

    • @pavantejkamireddy7957
      @pavantejkamireddy7957 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Chubby_Bub What! He already completed the recipe book? Well now I feel stupid😅.

  • @survivorofthecurse717
    @survivorofthecurse717 3 місяці тому +1

    1:54 It's not a Boulder... its a rock... a rock!!!
    The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles

  • @rouxx4524
    @rouxx4524 3 місяці тому +13

    13:14 "I love how low the framerate gets"
    *Laughs in Pokemon S/V*

  • @Traxko
    @Traxko 2 місяці тому +1

    00:35 Ant:" I think these are two rocks"
    Me, getting flashbacks of Dinosaur Hunter

  • @bemusedpopsicle888
    @bemusedpopsicle888 3 місяці тому +18

    16:01 went so hard

  • @tombroad9239
    @tombroad9239 3 місяці тому +2

    I hate that this actually ended up making sense. Like, this feels like it could become a legitimate speedrunning category.

  • @slothlord9053
    @slothlord9053 3 місяці тому +6

    I’m not even surprised at this point 💀

  • @TylerBaumisthebaum
    @TylerBaumisthebaum 26 днів тому +1

    Lucky Clover Gazette Exclusive: "The Hero of Hyrule runs over a woman, 'flees' the scene.

  • @jwyatt
    @jwyatt 3 місяці тому +5

    So *this* is the goofy ahh sidequest that Smallant has been on for the past month or so

  • @The_Sojourn_Experiment
    @The_Sojourn_Experiment 2 місяці тому

    this feels like the response to "oh you're a fan of rocks? NAME EVERY ROCK!" and the responce is "I'll do you one better, I'll SHOW YOU EVERY SINGLE ROCK!"

  • @Sodium516
    @Sodium516 3 місяці тому +5

    Babe wake up new smant just dropped

  • @vixencaw7551
    @vixencaw7551 2 місяці тому +1

    14:15 The way he smacked himself in the face 😂

  • @coolava2952
    @coolava2952 3 місяці тому +10

    Been loving these consistent smant uploads.

  • @SillySkull
    @SillySkull 2 місяці тому

    That screenshot of all the like crystal rocks at the end of the vid is actually art, it looks so pretty.
    Side note can twitter please critique more so we can get more content. About the only good thing twitter has going for it

  • @TheHaddonfieldRegistry
    @TheHaddonfieldRegistry Місяць тому

    Imagine being a stone talos and seeing a dude driving up in a cart made of your dead species, then he murders you, attaches your heart to his cart, and gleefully drives off into the distance

  • @Electricboy2.0
    @Electricboy2.0 Місяць тому

    At 4:51 that was that one moment from the Lego Batman 2 game XD where joker tears apart Batman’s batmobile and then it’s just Batman on a chair 😂 that’s great.

  • @omlett6482
    @omlett6482 3 місяці тому +1

    12:36 The Cybertruck the moment it goes offroad (It's supposed to be an offroad vehicle according to Elon "I always keep my promises" Musk)

  • @i_Croc
    @i_Croc 2 місяці тому +2

    Thanks SmallAnt for the continuing quality content. this video rocked!

  • @mercuryinyourwalls
    @mercuryinyourwalls Місяць тому

    "This is an exciting time for the rock community" isn't a sentence I ever expected to hear

  • @TK1117
    @TK1117 2 місяці тому +1

    Now I apologize if he's already done this, but here's an idea now: Get 999 of every item, no dupe glitches. Good luck if you do this!!

  • @cookiesyruplover
    @cookiesyruplover 2 місяці тому

    Honestly love to see people come together to do something fun out of spite. Because at some point, spite becomes irrelevant, things are fun because we decide to make them so and just enjoy ourselves. People who are like that are the best to be around. You might even say they rock!

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 2 місяці тому

    1:47
    It's not just a boulder, it's a rock! A rock! It's a big, beautiful old rock! Oh, the Zonai used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape!

  • @jamespeirce2582
    @jamespeirce2582 2 місяці тому +1

    “These are going to be all rocks which are accessible from a completed save file.” Is it really a rock collection without the purdiest rock in the whole game? :3

  • @ariwoodward
    @ariwoodward 2 місяці тому +1

    i actually respect how many rocks the devs put into this game

  • @DragoMangos
    @DragoMangos 23 дні тому

    "Speedrunners have no fun". Chief, they've literally had the most fun that you can possibly HAVE with a game. They did everything in the entire game, then said "Okay so I'm gonna create specific rules and try to beat it again to continue the fun"

  • @fenchellforelle
    @fenchellforelle 2 місяці тому

    Speedrunners: Have fun challenging themselves to do something as fast as they possibly can
    This dude: gosh how dare these people enjoy the product they bought differently from me, smhing my head

  • @WonUpChump
    @WonUpChump 2 місяці тому +2

    My mind was blown when he said every rock lol. Every type of rock is still impressive

  • @KingTaltia
    @KingTaltia 2 місяці тому

    Some kid; "What're you gonna do now, collect rocks?"
    Smant; "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!"
    ...
    I love this community.

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 2 місяці тому

    1:53 “It’s not just a boulder…it’s a rock!”

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 10 днів тому +1

    Now that's what I call
    an all-terrain vehicle.

  • @Basically_Anybody
    @Basically_Anybody 2 місяці тому +1

    If you could keep all the rocks at like a house or common area, and then leave knowing they'd still be there no matter what, that's the dream.

  • @AlexGambrell-de6cu
    @AlexGambrell-de6cu Місяць тому

    14:20 that ow was personal

  • @noblesseoblige319
    @noblesseoblige319 2 місяці тому

    Sometimes, words hurt, and you never know how deeply it'll cut a person.
    Othetimes, the other person says "that cut deep like scissors. well I choose ROCK", and then you're left with confusion

  • @toelicker80085
    @toelicker80085 2 місяці тому +1

    10:14 this needs to be a clip 😂

  • @julianart1710
    @julianart1710 2 місяці тому

    This might be my new favourite ToTK speed run. Only one thing though.... THE LEVIATHAN FOSSILS!!! Fossils are made of rocks!!! THEY MUST BE INCLUDED!!!

  • @SeraphimKnight
    @SeraphimKnight Місяць тому

    At first I though he was gonna make a huge cart and pile all the rocks in it. Turns out the actual thing was sliiiiiiiiiiightly less unhinged.

  • @Failuigi41
    @Failuigi41 2 місяці тому +1

    I'd enjoy an Iron Throne challenge; build a vehicle out of as many unique weapons as possible