Another Onision "meltdown" but I altered the pitch to make it sound more pleasant

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2019
  • No vocoder this time, I gave it a shot but it didn't really work (those damn long pauses...) so while messing around in Logic I found a great way to really mess with the pitch of vocals (it's a lot like Melodyne, I think) and just did that instead
    Hope this'll do
    Twitter: / shonkywonkydonk
    Discord server: / discord
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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1734

    O bnoxious
    N arcissistic
    I mbecilic
    S alacious
    I gnorant
    O pportunistic
    N uisance

    • @chaoscookie390
      @chaoscookie390 4 роки тому +20

      Thank you.

    • @MonolithicCyanTsunami
      @MonolithicCyanTsunami 4 роки тому +12

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache I love you thank you for being here

    • @eirabugs
      @eirabugs 4 роки тому +63

      O
      N
      I
      S - groomer
      I
      O
      N

    • @katiePetsy
      @katiePetsy 4 роки тому +46

      Overconfident
      Non
      Intellectual
      Soon to be
      Incarcerated
      Oily
      Nonce
      Not strictly one word per letter but was a lot of fun 😂

    • @codymadden7244
      @codymadden7244 4 роки тому +4

      Change the last one to nonce

  • @123engis
    @123engis 4 роки тому +2880

    whys he sound like me at 12 when I faked being sick to get out of school

  • @dr_agnostic5587
    @dr_agnostic5587 4 роки тому +2129

    Lol, he sounds like a wet noodle got stuck in a frog's throat and keeps slapping people in the face when it croaks.

    • @dr_agnostic5587
      @dr_agnostic5587 4 роки тому +91

      That last part sounds like a squeaky toy got lodged in cerberus' asshole and while trying to get it out, Cerberus somehow managed to slam a distortion machine up there with the squeaky toy.

    • @pigeon_person
      @pigeon_person 4 роки тому +40

      Oh god. How did you write that so perfectly.

    • @dr_agnostic5587
      @dr_agnostic5587 4 роки тому +39

      @@pigeon_person I speak from the heart.

    • @deltahunter2674
      @deltahunter2674 4 роки тому +22

      Now that's an arrange of words I never thought I would see

    • @steveweighner
      @steveweighner 4 роки тому +14

      @@dr_agnostic5587 You have such an eloquent way of words.

  • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
    @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 4 роки тому +331

    Ew ew ew.
    I don't like his nipples.

  • @crelinten9478
    @crelinten9478 4 роки тому +1084

    I can still understand his voice this is horrible

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 роки тому +1345

    *_To be honest with you, the way Onion Boy cries sounds like a dying Martian suffering from diarrhea after eating too much Taco Bell._*

    • @laserdonkey6469
      @laserdonkey6469 4 роки тому +19

      Mr. Friendship I’m dying

    • @Meep_Mop
      @Meep_Mop 4 роки тому +12

      This made me laugh 10x more than I would’ve normally

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 4 роки тому +6

      @@Meep_Mop Thanks.

    • @ROOTZDNB
      @ROOTZDNB 4 роки тому +2

      Oh hi again.

    • @Salthat
      @Salthat 4 роки тому +1

      I love how you’re watching every Onision vocoded video in existence.

  • @ollepac4599
    @ollepac4599 4 роки тому +575

    He sounds like a broken chicken toy at the end

  • @alexandrae5676
    @alexandrae5676 4 роки тому +441

    i feel like im having a stroke

  • @arthur1zero1
    @arthur1zero1 4 роки тому +629

    at 2:10 he sounds like that wheezing penguin in toy story 2

  • @twelviebunnie
    @twelviebunnie 4 роки тому +434

    He just sounds like a little kid apologizing to someone he bullied because his mom told him to apologize

  • @Salmon612
    @Salmon612 4 роки тому +582

    I shouldnt be laughing as much as I am, am I a bad person for doing so?
    No, no I am not

    • @Mehhhhhhhh
      @Mehhhhhhhh 4 роки тому +16

      Hell nah

    • @singe6264
      @singe6264 4 роки тому +7

      He sounds like a damn squeeky toy then a rubber chicken im crying rn

    • @Mehhhhhhhh
      @Mehhhhhhhh 4 роки тому +2

      @@singe6264 nice pfp

    • @singe6264
      @singe6264 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mehhhhhhhh *s o gi g*

  • @howdydee3117
    @howdydee3117 4 роки тому +261

    sleep paralysis demon be like

  • @Lydnight
    @Lydnight 4 роки тому +708

    when you tell your baby alien that your not getting him cottage cheeze at 3 in the morning 2:02

  • @leoa.5084
    @leoa.5084 4 роки тому +276

    me: mom can we get endermen
    mom: no we have endermen at home
    endermen at home:

    • @Nehema1000
      @Nehema1000 4 роки тому +3

      Time to dunk it in water and put it out of its’ misery.

  • @joyeuxlice_yt
    @joyeuxlice_yt 4 роки тому +227

    2:11 This is the sound of a rubber chicken when got possessed by a demon

  • @skunkwb
    @skunkwb 4 роки тому +274

    Sounds like that "my second highest note" guy

  • @ketchup1377
    @ketchup1377 4 роки тому +409

    0:52 is that what a VeGetErIAn BoDy looks like?

  • @adriennedestroyer4197
    @adriennedestroyer4197 4 роки тому +385

    When he said he may have HPV and he suddenly squealed couldn't stop laughing.
    I may be a bad person

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 4 роки тому +54

      Adrienne Destroyer it’s onion man, you’re okay.

    • @reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797
      @reptilprinceoflizardpeople5797 4 роки тому +17

      @@lycantreyski onion BOY

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 4 роки тому +14

      I don't think it's wrong to laugh about that. If he has HPV it's about time.

    • @_swesters_
      @_swesters_ 4 роки тому +5

      If he has hpv his kids probably have it too so rip

    • @violetsparkles5453
      @violetsparkles5453 4 роки тому +10

      Probably because he’s lying

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 4 роки тому +343

    Your Squeaking Toy Onision; the perfect Christmas present for your kids!

  • @candylani1999
    @candylani1999 4 роки тому +241

    Everytime onion says "um" i don't wanna feel that

    • @bly-nyx_ef6
      @bly-nyx_ef6 4 роки тому +1

      Ailani Batrony and the title says that it’s pitched to make it sound more PLEASANT

    • @seancarroll136
      @seancarroll136 3 роки тому +1

      Or “I just wanted you to know” every time as well.

  • @Disaster_Jess
    @Disaster_Jess 4 роки тому +147

    Send it back to Area 51, this ain’t it chief

  • @shonkywonkydonkey
    @shonkywonkydonkey  4 роки тому +81

    Looks like he might not be uploading another video today
    RIP my channel

    • @wer7401
      @wer7401 4 роки тому

      no

    • @wer7401
      @wer7401 4 роки тому

      its kinda fun to watch, he wiped his face sniffed the spit and was digusted by the smell(fucking suddenly lmao) aaand he missed most of his spits on the camera(looks like his terminal state of hpv doing its job and over it)

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 4 роки тому

      Hey man, nice one
      Now we just have to wait for someone to make a chills impression onision rant

  • @loey735
    @loey735 4 роки тому +93

    This makes him sound like an alien thats on the constant verge of crying
    And when he did start “crying” he sounds like a squeaky toy

  • @yunashin4284
    @yunashin4284 4 роки тому +162

    The video is giving me a stroke.... At least it's better than seeing the real video 🤠

  • @ilovecandles7697
    @ilovecandles7697 4 роки тому +40

    Nobody:
    Dog toys when you squeeze them: 1:47

  • @moonronic
    @moonronic 4 роки тому +141

    2:02 what new pokemon cry is this

  • @bly-nyx_ef6
    @bly-nyx_ef6 4 роки тому +36

    2:30 Man, he does a wonderful impression of a broken printer

  • @genevievehoskins6829
    @genevievehoskins6829 4 роки тому +39

    Sounds like someone is twisting his baby carrot

  • @unorthodoxic4691
    @unorthodoxic4691 4 роки тому +61

    The Potion Seller told him his potions were too strong for him, and look at him now...

  • @ixxyrodrigo
    @ixxyrodrigo 4 роки тому +103

    When you mess a character's voice in Tomodachi Life. Other half just sounds like angry dolphin noises.

    • @ZtarvoK
      @ZtarvoK 4 роки тому +2

      Yes ahaha

  • @OscarJerico
    @OscarJerico 4 роки тому +369

    Why did you rip Tomodachi Life cutscenes and upload them onto UA-cam?

    • @deuterium9848
      @deuterium9848 4 роки тому +10

      Nice, dude! That's a good one!

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 4 роки тому +50

      don’t insult tomodachi life like this

    • @KimmieSasumori
      @KimmieSasumori 4 роки тому +7

      Dont insult seabiscuit like this man

    • @OscarJerico
      @OscarJerico 4 роки тому +3

      @@KimmieSasumori I see there's a fellow Vinesaucer...

  • @smooof
    @smooof 4 роки тому +42

    2:15 i have never laughed harder in my entire life. ever. i was having a really bad day and this popped up into my recommended. thank you for bringing this wet noodle sound into our lives

  • @laughinsohard7888
    @laughinsohard7888 4 роки тому +8

    2:10 Sounds like a dog's squeaky toy that got stepped on.

  • @lilac3376
    @lilac3376 4 роки тому +7

    2:11 When he sounded like a baby I *DIED*

  • @meruian5463
    @meruian5463 4 роки тому +35

    This sounds like when you play with the voice settings in Tomodachi Life too much

  • @Poltargot
    @Poltargot 4 роки тому +7

    accurate title: ASMR onision tells you a story

  • @Julia-pv4eo
    @Julia-pv4eo 4 роки тому +6

    2:12 When your dog gets ahold of the squeaker

  • @gothicdweeb1287
    @gothicdweeb1287 4 роки тому +14

    THE CRYING PART HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @deltahunter2674
    @deltahunter2674 4 роки тому +15

    2:10 me destroying my younger sibling's eardrums with a squeaky toy

  • @Fridge_Fiend
    @Fridge_Fiend 4 роки тому +19

    I genuinly almost passed out from laughing
    This should be used in war

  • @Nanberrie
    @Nanberrie 3 роки тому +7

    I find comfort in how far away he is from the camera

  • @HorrorWorldx
    @HorrorWorldx 4 роки тому +19

    me: mom can we have whales
    mom: we have whales at home
    whales at home:

  • @pinkcatacombs
    @pinkcatacombs 4 роки тому +23

    Why does he sound like sponge bob when he swallowed the boots

  • @sf3uufanimates699
    @sf3uufanimates699 4 роки тому +13

    Anyone sleeping:
    Babies at 3am: 1:45, 2:02,

  • @lazieramen185
    @lazieramen185 4 роки тому +10

    When he cries he looks and sounds not only like a balloon but also a mest up Mii character lol

  • @trashyysushi
    @trashyysushi 4 роки тому +8

    He sounds like me when I was 10 trying to explain something to someone while trying to hold back my tears

  • @noriqiri
    @noriqiri 4 роки тому +17

    he sounds like a tomodachi life character when you put all the sliders at max

  • @ilovecandles7697
    @ilovecandles7697 4 роки тому +8

    2:51 onision.exe has stopped working

  • @sleep-deprivedalien
    @sleep-deprivedalien 4 роки тому +6

    2:11 **rubber duckie noises**

  • @sam.k2501
    @sam.k2501 4 роки тому +46

    I haven't seen the original, but I can say that this is alot scarier.

  • @non-binarycoding5505
    @non-binarycoding5505 4 роки тому +11

    2:33 POTION SELLER. I REQUIRE YOUR FINEST POTIONS

  • @oniontheif8552
    @oniontheif8552 4 роки тому +6

    2:10 HE SOUNDS LIKE A RUBBER DUCK

  • @bat8676
    @bat8676 4 роки тому +12

    me when I'm trying to talk to my mom about how I'm really struggling in my classes and want to move back home but I'm also trying so hard not to cry

  • @batsinatomb
    @batsinatomb 4 роки тому +11

    Shoutout to all the people who called the fact he was gonna fake being sick lmao

  • @non-binarycoding5505
    @non-binarycoding5505 4 роки тому +6

    this is what balloony gets after abandoning doofenshmirtz all those years ago

    • @fenris610
      @fenris610 4 роки тому

      AJDHSKF DONT DO MY MAN BALLOONY LIKE THIS

  • @alatussolanum
    @alatussolanum 4 роки тому +6

    one bit sounds like an angry chicken, a heaving inkling, an angry dog toy, and all of the above

  • @iibatwuu
    @iibatwuu 4 роки тому +3

    This sounds like the squeaky toy my cat and dog fight over in the middle of night while hissing, growling and choking on their own saliva. Minus the meowing and the barking.

  • @cerpujfilms7338
    @cerpujfilms7338 4 роки тому +16

    Ahhhh *sips tea
    _perfect_

  • @goblindonor69
    @goblindonor69 4 роки тому +5

    he sounds like my cats fighting over a squeaky toy

  • @Retromangofizz
    @Retromangofizz 4 роки тому +6

    Itching and burning itching and burning

  • @Retro-bm8he
    @Retro-bm8he 4 роки тому +6

    This is so much easier to watch, my ears are bleeding and my soul has been blessed. Thank you

  • @infra.__5231
    @infra.__5231 4 роки тому +4

    2:11
    Onision does the most perfect impression of my dog at three in the morning-

  • @bleachsundae1368
    @bleachsundae1368 4 роки тому +7

    In a perfect world, men like me would not exist.

  • @desuklok.
    @desuklok. 4 роки тому +4

    Mom: get up it’s time for school.
    Me pretending to suffer from actual bronchitis so I can stay home:

  • @CatkinsonGD
    @CatkinsonGD 4 роки тому +3

    When he started crying the captions said "applause" and I couldn't agree more

  • @dannydevitoissexy5180
    @dannydevitoissexy5180 4 роки тому +6

    2:46 My alien trying to talk to me at 2 in the morning.

  • @kombinerki6469
    @kombinerki6469 4 роки тому +4

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Automatic subtitles when Onion boy is acting like he's having a stroke: [Music]

  • @SynoTheKing
    @SynoTheKing 4 роки тому +3

    He sounds like a crying squeaky toy

  • @basil6820
    @basil6820 4 роки тому +4

    2:08 is what my friends hear whenever i try to argue with them

  • @TVrawks301
    @TVrawks301 4 роки тому +27

    So he’s got HPV?
    Why do I get the feeling that he’s lying?

    • @londonm3161
      @londonm3161 4 роки тому +15

      oh, he's definitely lying to scare and shame his victims into not coming forward

    • @manukahonei
      @manukahonei 4 роки тому +5

      Of course he’s lying, he literally tweeted that all of this is fake.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 роки тому +1

      because he always lies!

  • @joi6320
    @joi6320 4 роки тому +7

    in tears lmao
    this is gold

  • @inf3cted194
    @inf3cted194 4 роки тому +4

    1:52
    Captions: [Applause]

  • @XxX_afterHours_XxX
    @XxX_afterHours_XxX 4 роки тому +8

    this is what my soul sounds like

  • @funeralchild9950
    @funeralchild9950 4 роки тому +4

    im crying from laughing too hard. this is a piece of art that belongs in a museum somewhere

  • @columbanproductions55
    @columbanproductions55 4 роки тому +4

    Gosh how many meltdowns Onision has, I don't even remember this one.
    Btw I liked when in the video his voice became really squicky, sounds interesting, like a chewing toy or some rubber duck

  • @khairabagley2890
    @khairabagley2890 4 роки тому +6

    He sounds like when Judge Doom started melting in “The Dip”

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 4 роки тому +4

    I really hope this isn't what we see before dying.

  • @DarenPage
    @DarenPage 4 роки тому +6

    This reminds me of Richard D James and Chris Cunningham's work.

    • @numbr7935
      @numbr7935 4 роки тому +2

      I fucks with them heavy, my man. Nice to know there's another dude who appreciates the classics.
      (Aphex and Cunningham, not... well, you get the idea.)

    • @lucy4666
      @lucy4666 4 роки тому

      oh my god I love Aphex so much. I'm glad Onionboi's haters are also into him. Cheers mate

  • @vencejito
    @vencejito 4 роки тому +62

    Are You sure it's vocoded? I can tell the diference

    • @suckd0g
      @suckd0g 4 роки тому +1

      Jose Miguel Marin Garcia says in the description that it’s not

  • @pip3174
    @pip3174 3 роки тому +5

    0:04 OoUh¿

  • @TimothyMark7
    @TimothyMark7 4 роки тому +6

    this is the purest form of art it doesn't get any better than this

  • @chuuluvr778
    @chuuluvr778 4 роки тому +8

    YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

    • @shogunxo4418
      @shogunxo4418 4 роки тому +1

      Didn’t we all been waiting for it

  • @sanwriooz8409
    @sanwriooz8409 4 роки тому +2

    When I saw him moving from the couch I said “no please don’t come here” and then when he did I SCREAMED

  • @fluffyfishcool226
    @fluffyfishcool226 4 роки тому +2

    Onion man but his voice is going through puberty the whole time

  • @wintersnightlazzo
    @wintersnightlazzo 4 роки тому +1

    He sounds like if every mii decided to sing all at once

  • @BambinaHyena
    @BambinaHyena 4 роки тому +2

    watching this at midnight in my kitchen eating pasta got me feelin like i’m being watched 10x more ESPECIALLY WHEN HE CRAWLED FORWARD EW AH

  • @nailgun_fgb
    @nailgun_fgb 4 роки тому +5

    When a baby finds SnapChat while playing on a phone: 2:17

  • @nellmay7192
    @nellmay7192 4 роки тому +2

    When ne got off the sofa and moved towards the camera, amazing.

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat 4 роки тому +2

    First he sounded like the teen employee from the Simpsons, then a popped balloon and finally a broken printer. Now my ears are bleeding. 10/10, would watch again.

  • @somevelvetedits106
    @somevelvetedits106 4 роки тому +2

    When he throws the tantrum he sounds like Mr Blobby if he got the electric chair

  • @spreak183
    @spreak183 4 роки тому +1

    this is actually one of my favorite vocoded onion memes yet lol

  • @ti2218
    @ti2218 4 роки тому +1

    I'm literally at an obliterated level of high right now and I don't think I've ever squirmed with laughter that hard. Ever. This is so fucking weird and trippy but amazing.

  • @grandmaul9003
    @grandmaul9003 4 роки тому +3

    This is what it sounds like to get murdered by someone with squeeky toys

  • @SpudChickenSaltedChips
    @SpudChickenSaltedChips 4 роки тому +3

    2:01 When your air mattress deflates.

  • @mateosanchezaquino3829
    @mateosanchezaquino3829 4 роки тому +2

    Wow, the guy asking for strong potions really let himself go.

  • @midweekzero4089
    @midweekzero4089 4 роки тому +3

    Why does he sound like a squeaky toy when he's crying

  • @jbed6
    @jbed6 4 роки тому +2

    I laughed so hard I made the fucking enderman noise when I breathed in. Love this.

  • @razordoom1
    @razordoom1 4 роки тому +1

    2:35 when the potion seller still won’t sell you his most powerful potions

  • @iamnotthatguy7166
    @iamnotthatguy7166 4 роки тому +2

    Onisions children have to put up with this grown mans tantrums, god bless them.

  • @caffeinebugg
    @caffeinebugg 4 роки тому +3

    2:09 leaked cries of new Pokemon?