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  • @reddevn
    @reddevn 2 роки тому +664

    Scenario: Medic is forced to leave the team
    Scout: loses 1 hp
    Scout: *NEED A DISPENSER HERE*

  • @brianwhitford6086
    @brianwhitford6086 6 років тому +910

    The answer to Question 3 is Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura. An auto immune disease that has the white blood cells attack the platelets and therefore making it harder for the body to clot injuries. Just in case anyone was wondering.

    • @originalname9879
      @originalname9879 6 років тому +43

      Brian Whitford I was wondering

    • @kingpekka115
      @kingpekka115 5 років тому +32

      Any proper medicine for this type of problem?

    • @demonx3779
      @demonx3779 5 років тому +77

      I may be dumb or not understanding it right but. . . It basically makes white blood cells into idiots that teamkill platelets?

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 5 років тому +64

      @@demonx3779 That's about it. An auto immune disease makes your body react with allergy to things it shouldn't. Without the platelets blood cannot coagulate, so it makes healing wounds harder.

    • @demonx3779
      @demonx3779 5 років тому +19

      @@M4x_P0w3r, Is it one of those diseases that you have to live with once you get it?(etc. Uncurable)

  • @Toxin___InterHalfer
    @Toxin___InterHalfer 6 років тому +2017

    For the first time in 10 years, I see a TF2 Engineer who uses the wrench as he should actually do

  • @kylefinn5301
    @kylefinn5301 4 роки тому +2565

    Fun fact: Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature, technically making him more of a doctor than Medic, who lost his medical license.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 3 роки тому +318

      It's funny how the brutish Heavy is actually the biggest gentleman out of all of them in official lore

    • @JokeriPokeri17
      @JokeriPokeri17 3 роки тому +114

      In a academic degree, but not in medical point.

    • @sumadhsingh6417
      @sumadhsingh6417 3 роки тому +114

      That's why he heal himself with a sandwich.

    • @Grfieldlasang
      @Grfieldlasang 3 роки тому +16

      But he dont know how to make a heart attack

    • @proff-biter
      @proff-biter 3 роки тому +4

      Умер вiд крiнжi

  • @othatsparks8818
    @othatsparks8818 4 роки тому +348

    The medic bot: strongest in this animation. The medic bot in reality: the weakest robot in MVM

  • @KaksoispisteDDD
    @KaksoispisteDDD 5 років тому +109

    6:12 that walk was somehow making me happy

  • @bababooey9390
    @bababooey9390 4 роки тому +800

    Medic: wears rubber gloves
    Also medic: gets electrocuted by holding metal

    • @mattrug730
      @mattrug730 2 роки тому +46

      3:20
      Medic: IM GONNA SAW TROUGH MY SAW
      Me: NO!
      **critical hit**
      Me: AAHAHA

    • @11O2O2O
      @11O2O2O Рік тому +6

      What if it isn't tho?

    • @ckinde23
      @ckinde23 Рік тому +6

      He got electrocuted on his eye

    • @shadow_blader192
      @shadow_blader192 Рік тому +4

      ​@@ckinde23he didn't touched with it

    • @Qwer-teaBinch
      @Qwer-teaBinch 9 місяців тому +3

      He needs to get a refund on those gloves

  • @redlusterYT
    @redlusterYT 5 років тому +523

    The part that kills me the most is 15:13, when the heavy goes from crying to screaming in anger. I have no idea why but the sudden swing in emotions always gets me cracking up. XD

  • @Kingmeeep
    @Kingmeeep 3 роки тому +81

    I love how medic finally gets motivated when engy says cream gravy

  • @milez570
    @milez570 4 роки тому +614

    "2020 cant get worse"
    2020: you must send a picture of your medical license to valve in order to unlock medic

    • @givethatrabbitabanana4321
      @givethatrabbitabanana4321 3 роки тому +52

      That would be the same as needing to be sober to play as Demoman.

    • @Kumo5980
      @Kumo5980 3 роки тому +21

      @@givethatrabbitabanana4321 or be fit or loudmouth as scout

    • @ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364
      @ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364 3 роки тому +46

      Actually a license for everybody:
      - Exploration permission and running profession for Scout
      - Medical license for Medic
      - Sniper profession for Sniper
      - Permission of using heavy caliber weapons for Heavy
      - Pyrotechnic license for Pyro
      - Demolition/Explosive devices training and license for Demoman
      - Espionage license and Espionage technology experience for Spy
      - Mechanic building/Electro technical/Electrician/Mechanic/Industrial devices license for engineer
      - Military training for Soldier

    • @mrdeadflower
      @mrdeadflower 3 роки тому +3

      @@ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364 are you stupid??
      Just be fat and slow so you can play heavy

    • @commissarvigil4806
      @commissarvigil4806 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrdeadflower im already both

  • @mtfunit3499
    @mtfunit3499 5 років тому +678

    4:10
    Do it, man.
    You are credit to team.
    *CREAM GRAVY*

    • @joeynavos
      @joeynavos 4 роки тому +5

      Hello

    • @joeynavos
      @joeynavos 4 роки тому +3

      We got 200 LV

    • @Jamy6
      @Jamy6 4 роки тому +2

      MTF Unit LOL

    • @onevia_rc
      @onevia_rc 4 роки тому +2

      Wait is SCP-1730 Elucid or keter, I forgot.

    • @TerribleTommyFAN
      @TerribleTommyFAN 4 роки тому +5

      Red Orginal Medic: hahaha... YES! PERFECT!

  • @ssbmbrim4071
    @ssbmbrim4071 6 років тому +485

    Hey Ms Pauling still has the Arrow when Sniper shot her through the Phone nice little callback to that video

    • @americantemplar6553
      @americantemplar6553 6 років тому +1

      yeah when he got that pistol

    • @BedanTV
      @BedanTV 6 років тому +2

      Anyone knows by any chance how is the medic on 12:25 called "as a character".

    • @Lxncee0
      @Lxncee0 6 років тому +1

      I know that and when he got a pistol

    • @Dmanrique6
      @Dmanrique6 6 років тому +1

      Which that’s last time

    • @EvanJefferson1
      @EvanJefferson1 5 років тому +1

      No pun intended

  • @od4361
    @od4361 6 років тому +3043

    "Your name please"
    "Medic"
    "Very original"
    I'm dying XD

  • @mirrorman95
    @mirrorman95 4 роки тому +37

    7:39 Answer: chronic Immune Thrombocytopenic Purpura (ITP)

  • @commandercody1210
    @commandercody1210 4 роки тому +135

    4:58 IF that spy passes the exam he is going to be able to sneak even better cause he can use medical stuff!

  • @GozuTenno962
    @GozuTenno962 6 років тому +297

    " I am going to saw through my saw" best line ever

  • @TKsh1
    @TKsh1 6 років тому +1654

    "Your patient has had a heart attack, what do you have to do to save him?"
    Of course, hit him with a pan. Who need defibrilators anyway?

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 6 років тому +39

      Takeshi So says Dr. not TROLLSCOUT.

    • @uh3622
      @uh3622 6 років тому +40

      defibrilators are overrated anyways

    • @enderlaptopminecrafter390
      @enderlaptopminecrafter390 6 років тому +8

      how to heal all 10 ppl,hit one who has the worst heart attack with a *SONIC PAN*

    • @sotpti3229
      @sotpti3229 5 років тому +1

      @Arom Hairy Komondor MEEEEEEMDICK

    • @darrentaylor1644
      @darrentaylor1644 5 років тому

      Using a frying pan will not work during a heart attack.

  • @Dr_Martex
    @Dr_Martex 6 років тому +541

    Who needs a License when You've literally got a gun that heals people?

    • @IMPROVINGFORGTAVI
      @IMPROVINGFORGTAVI 5 років тому +36

      Dr.Martex it’s license to legally use the gun

    • @thegarfield9879
      @thegarfield9879 5 років тому +5

      The Medigun

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 5 років тому +4

      toilet choking on notebooks who needs to legally use it when you can kill the people who object you using it with it

    • @syawndarren4284
      @syawndarren4284 5 років тому

      AussieEmu05 I’m pretty sure it destroys and shrapnel or anything blocking it from healing the wounds

    • @thegreatdonutpandas8922
      @thegreatdonutpandas8922 5 років тому +3

      That's a good point... however in order to be classified as a professional medic you have to have a license medigun or not you need one... science

  • @Gen_ShadowCompany_203
    @Gen_ShadowCompany_203 4 роки тому +486

    Master Chief: What is your name?
    Dumb medic: *OKTOBERLOL!*

  • @RRUUNBEENN
    @RRUUNBEENN 4 роки тому +453

    A Blu Medic killing a Blu Spy
    “Wait that is ilegal”

    • @PhoeniXDD_
      @PhoeniXDD_ 4 роки тому +17

      Ruben Solis blu robo-medic banned from official valve servers reason:teamkilling and being a mvm robot on a official servers

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 4 роки тому +2

      Lern Howl Two Spel!

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 4 роки тому +2

      Watch meet the Blu Medic
      You'll understand

    • @許先生-n1p
      @許先生-n1p 3 роки тому +5

      He wasn’t blu medic
      He’s Dr. teeem

    • @dedmos_drip
      @dedmos_drip 3 роки тому +1

      mp_friendlyfire 1

  • @nerdneh132
    @nerdneh132 5 років тому +684

    For the heck of it, i actually took question 3 to my sister who has a master's degree as a Physician Assistant... and this was her answer.
    It's a woman with a Coagulopathy, further testing required for a specific diagnosis.
    Key's to the diagnosis were the epistaxis, petechiae, heavy menstrual cycle, prolonged bleeding time and normal PT/aPTT without splenomegaly.

  • @CrusaderTheFirst
    @CrusaderTheFirst 6 років тому +357

    12:25 Fully upgraded syringe gun in MVM in a nutshell.

    • @rmstitanica3204
      @rmstitanica3204 6 років тому +15

      *crusader's crossbow

    • @Breeze45-s4h
      @Breeze45-s4h 5 років тому +5

      Really yeah.

    • @กิตติศักดิ์เตชะสิทธิ์-ซ5ถ
      @กิตติศักดิ์เตชะสิทธิ์-ซ5ถ Рік тому

      ​@@rmstitanica3204 😅😢อ😮😮😮😮ชชชช🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @pikariocraftf2802
    @pikariocraftf2802 6 років тому +147

    A medical licence would be a nice badge cosmetic, perhaps someone could hold a medic contest, and people who pass get a medical licence badge...

    • @liroiroque3325
      @liroiroque3325 4 роки тому +1

      And sure enough, people would be scrambling to get the licence and would wait for hours just to join
      I had been playing Medic for quite some time now, if this was added to a further update then I would hold off on playing Medic until the licence is given to those who pass
      1st Edit: The test would surely ask about your ability to play as Medic in certain situations
      But, a lot of players would surely try to cheat by means of bribing others or the admin

  • @icommitedthefunny
    @icommitedthefunny 2 роки тому +39

    5:11
    "I'm going to saw though my saw!"
    that got me
    💀

    • @Kayan3963
      @Kayan3963 10 місяців тому

      11:59 naz/old German medic

  • @ladybirds.rosehips
    @ladybirds.rosehips 4 роки тому +26

    5:17 LOL THERES LITERALLY A SPY IN LINE

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 5 років тому +224

    4:23
    How you wish you'd go to exams
    4:27 Reality.

  • @nopester1244
    @nopester1244 6 років тому +134

    3:23 looks like medic has gotten a *UNUSUAL* case of the blues

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 6 років тому +1294

    The animation holds back quite a bit, but it is one of the most charming gmod videos I have seen this year. Gladly watched till the end despite some minor nit picks.

    • @shaewoodard6058
      @shaewoodard6058 6 років тому

      Hoovy Tube I thought this was an SFM

    • @tobybramley5357
      @tobybramley5357 6 років тому +17

      Stop acting like you know everything because you did one good sfm

    • @HoovyTube
      @HoovyTube 6 років тому +33

      Toby, even if I was making the worst videos on youtube I have the right to express my own opinion. That's why movie criticism even exists.

    • @tobybramley5357
      @tobybramley5357 6 років тому +25

      @@HoovyTube I shouldn't have said that. Your right, even scumbags like me are allowed to express their feelings on UA-cam. Also, I want to be an sfm animator, so good on you for learning how to.

    • @edwincruzat5847
      @edwincruzat5847 6 років тому

      Oh hi Hoovi Tube

  • @Scarletdex8299
    @Scarletdex8299 Рік тому +25

    12:45 every time I hear this line in-game, my brain just registers it as medic yelling "Play-Doh!!" with no context whatsoever

    • @tshiamolungile9290
      @tshiamolungile9290 10 місяців тому +1

      Correction,he said horrido

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 3 місяці тому

      @@tshiamolungile9290 Yeah, but Scarlet hears it differently for no real reason. Just another of the brain's weird quirks.

  • @bcobabe
    @bcobabe 2 роки тому +59

    3:15 That cry was golden

  • @Brenchancer
    @Brenchancer 5 років тому +97

    5:10 "im going to saw through my saw

  • @Arutax
    @Arutax 6 років тому +313

    I'm no Doctor, but I can tell you the First and Second Answers:
    Question 1A: Purge the Poison and Treat the Wound.
    Question 2A: Perform CPR or use a Defibrillator.
    Question 3A: I AM NO DOKTOR!

    • @wovercomet9412
      @wovercomet9412 6 років тому +13

      You have pass!

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 6 років тому +9

      Actually for question 2, it’s use the Defibrillator, then pan the one with a heart attack

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 6 років тому +7

      Question 3 answer, diagnosis, *LIGMA*

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +5

      yeah i have no idea what the fuck that said
      so im gonna draw a face like the blu medic did
      :3

    • @ssbmbrim4071
      @ssbmbrim4071 6 років тому +2

      Aw Man i thought it was Leukemia or Bone Marrow Cancer

  • @Courroux29
    @Courroux29 6 років тому +825

    This video was REALLY enjoyable ! :)
    Your idea was simple, well developped and excecuted, the story was coherent and easy to follow, the animation has a good charm while remaining classical, the humor and jokes are well choosen, the attention to detail is neat, the camera work and character poses are well made... I could go on forever ! There's too many good things to say :D
    I can see all the effort that went behind and I want to congratulate you for all yout hard work, I will subscribe to you to be sure to not miss your next project :) Keep it up !

    • @DamashiDX
      @DamashiDX  6 років тому +33

      Many Thanks! I'm glad you like it

    • @redfoxninetail2937
      @redfoxninetail2937 6 років тому +18

      Wrath can we have new video plz?
      PLZ? :3

    • @Spartan375X
      @Spartan375X 6 років тому +12

      Hey, your Medic is in this video!

    • @demopiratedrunk
      @demopiratedrunk 6 років тому +4

      cuz he made this beacuse he is in the video :V

    • @invalid.character
      @invalid.character 6 років тому +7

      Hey Wrath, your in 4:47

  • @kirilbutsyka8402
    @kirilbutsyka8402 4 роки тому +35

    Teacher:"leaves the classroom"
    Class 0.001 second later: 13:19

  • @user-ed4pc6qb7w
    @user-ed4pc6qb7w 4 роки тому +30

    "Can I see your- "SHUT UP" That had me dying XD😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ANGER2077
    @ANGER2077 4 роки тому +177

    theres gonna be the day this game shortly dies and thats gonna be sad just thinking of how much work and effort the community and valve went through and that makes me sad

    • @zyroen
      @zyroen 4 роки тому +16

      Sadly TF2 is on hold
      But someday gladly
      Valve will take notice of the game and get a new update
      So our hopes for now is be the medic of the situation keeping it alive

    • @ArkhalisTheOne
      @ArkhalisTheOne 4 роки тому +8

      man
      tf2 is timeless

    • @bushwoom
      @bushwoom 4 роки тому

      Hi, i'm new

    • @TheConfusedOne101
      @TheConfusedOne101 4 роки тому +4

      If there's more people learning to use sfm there's going to be more people know about tf2,so that day is far to come

    • @France..43
      @France..43 4 роки тому

      @@zyroen 🏏🏏🏏🏏🍪🍺🍺🥛🥛🍼☕️🍵🥤🍩🍩🌰 🚝 🚂🛩🏟🚋🏘🏟🗽⛴🛫⛴⛱🥜🛩🛸🛳🛳🚁🚁🚁🛩🚅🚃🚘🛵🚚🚛🚛🏍🏍🚖🚈🚈💺🛶⛴🚢🚢⛵️⛵️🛰✈️✈️🚂🚞🚡🚨🚜🚌🚒🚠🚠🛫🛰🚤🚢🏰🏰🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚎🚐🚲🚲🚟🚄🚇🚇🛬⚓️⚓️🗺🚧🚦🚥🎈🖍🔎🖌🔏🔐🌰🧁🚀🛳⛱🍡🍚🌮🍋🍏🌦💦☄️🌯⛅️🌦☀️🤹🏽‍♀️🎟🎿🤸‍♂️🏆

  • @antoniobrice
    @antoniobrice 5 років тому +102

    15:19
    That's me when I go for a Heath kit and a scout runs and takes it.

  • @enderael7878
    @enderael7878 6 років тому +123

    3 Things:
    1) Every team needs a Medic.
    2) Ms. Pauling still has that arrow in her head from that video back then?!
    3) Chief is best character with best "human" voice.
    :-D

  • @blackoutlol2857
    @blackoutlol2857 4 роки тому +30

    7:40 I read that entire thing and the accuracy is spot on really good detail even if you just copy pasted it.

  • @semper.fifthy
    @semper.fifthy 3 роки тому +17

    8:59 I love how the blue medic say "shut up" it so cute xd

  • @Tanekoshima
    @Tanekoshima 5 років тому +72

    I love the irony in that the medic who caused all of this is the only one to pass.
    Great work, Damashi!

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 Рік тому +6

      Not only that, but the Test would have been useless anyway, as the third question was something that would not happen in TF Industries' work enviroment.
      The whole reason it started was because the NoobMedic rammed his Vitasaw into Helen's head... And didn't remove the Saw.
      A Question about "How to remove blade from someone's head" should have been the third question... But because announcer wanted to be pretentious, she ended up stuck with NoobMedic because nobody was able to answer the third question.

  • @sevonikra8227
    @sevonikra8227 5 років тому +240

    Every time a scout dies, a medic somewhere gets his medical license...

    • @КрокодилМайнкрафтович
      @КрокодилМайнкрафтович 4 роки тому +7

      Man its truth... And i can say something like Scout because i like Scout: IT FUKIN HURTS LIKE HELL WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN MEDIC
      Medic: I HEALED ANOTHER MEDIC IM GENIUS (and its fukin every time...)
      Sorry for my bad english im Russian

    • @hotasmeat6700
      @hotasmeat6700 4 роки тому +4

      The lesson is to kill every single scout I want millions of medical licenses

    • @sevonikra8227
      @sevonikra8227 4 роки тому +1

      @@hotasmeat6700
      Ja!

    • @julianle1803
      @julianle1803 4 роки тому +1

      @@hotasmeat6700 **sees burning scout** KILL IT

    • @skout-374
      @skout-374 4 роки тому

      I have my name as skout my profile is pyro and i main medic is anything wrong with me?

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 5 років тому +98

    8:00
    Subtitles: [radio playing quiet, upbeat music]
    Deaf people: *PARTY HARDD BIATCHEZZZZZZZZ!!*

  • @dummkopfstudiopresents9049
    @dummkopfstudiopresents9049 3 роки тому +16

    I love that you've managed to give each medic his own personality. That's really great.

  • @sillyspritess
    @sillyspritess 4 роки тому +36

    ME Watching at 8:05 minutes
    The blu team medic:"draws :3 face"
    Still blu team medic: (:3)
    Me: "laugh dying XD"

  • @miguelgonzalez-fr4et
    @miguelgonzalez-fr4et 6 років тому +109

    Jesus christ, written exams are horrifying!

    • @Unit-3475
      @Unit-3475 5 років тому +7

      You just not write Russian exams ...

  • @fayeandfrasier
    @fayeandfrasier 5 років тому +87

    4:27
    Me entering class:
    Teacher: We have a quiz today

  • @eloriamedic
    @eloriamedic 6 років тому +141

    There is Always that one disguised spy in scenes like 4:55.

    • @AkioSann
      @AkioSann 6 років тому

      EloriaMedic Blue Medic Doest Care On dat Spy

    • @sideflip2041
      @sideflip2041 6 років тому +1

      Disguised Spy at its finest.

    • @JaysonWongYuanShen
      @JaysonWongYuanShen Місяць тому

      ​@@AkioSann That BLU Medic Is Dr. Teeem, You Can Found Him In The FreakShow Wiki.

  • @riannethemexicanexcorsist6743
    @riannethemexicanexcorsist6743 4 роки тому +36

    11:29 through 11:40 had me dying on the floor.

  • @BloodDaggerBand
    @BloodDaggerBand 11 місяців тому +3

    1:47 thank you for providing the video soldiers watching in the information tab :)

  • @pixelanime7172
    @pixelanime7172 6 років тому +269

    3:11
    Administrator: Do not fail!
    F2P Medic: Ya
    *grabs Vita-Saw*
    Edit: Whoa, 46 likes! Thanks guys!

    • @woodboys666woodu6
      @woodboys666woodu6 6 років тому +1

      No (hurt) ahaha

    • @aratzheltv
      @aratzheltv 6 років тому +3

      Administrator: Do not Fail!
      Medic: Ja
      Administrator: Oh Shit!

    • @coreyandersonahmed4390
      @coreyandersonahmed4390 6 років тому +2

      Administrator: do not fail!
      F2P Medic: ya
      grabs Vita-Saw
      Administrator :No!
      Administrator:AHHHAAHHAHHH

    • @a886901
      @a886901 5 років тому

      217 like

    • @mkmobileplayer735
      @mkmobileplayer735 5 років тому

      Not f2p medic, noob medic. You pay 2 win lover

  • @invadersel3025
    @invadersel3025 5 років тому +76

    11:16
    Me: that sounds familiar...
    New weapons soldier: Can we have new weapons please? Please? QwQ
    Me: OoO

    • @sonicman9955
      @sonicman9955 4 роки тому +2

      Ok.. (gives new weapons soldier the infinity gauntlet) also i agree with you

  • @saltysalt7627
    @saltysalt7627 6 років тому +256

    16 minutes long video?
    It's like Christmas morning...

    • @sideflip2041
      @sideflip2041 6 років тому +2

      It's a Christmas bloody miracle!!! -Sniper

    • @Purplecat-1926
      @Purplecat-1926 6 років тому

      Actually it would be Smissmas for this universe.

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 5 років тому

      -Christian brutal sniper

  • @PotatoGrenadier
    @PotatoGrenadier 4 роки тому +26

    14:10 *scratches helmet*

  • @Sanikaization
    @Sanikaization 3 роки тому +11

    С самого первого дня выхода этого видео я пересматриваю его перед каждым зачетом и экзаменом. Смешно каждый раз как и в первый раз))) Молодец автор!

  • @MutantDestroyer
    @MutantDestroyer 6 років тому +13

    quality is exactly what would I expect with gmod but the humor was still there, love it

  • @cringereader8943
    @cringereader8943 5 років тому +64

    2:38 how medic actually lost his medical license.

  • @lonefoxxo9848
    @lonefoxxo9848 5 років тому +178

    8:08 literally me in school during an exam

  • @RepentingGentile
    @RepentingGentile 4 роки тому +47

    I find it so absolutely endearing adorable and infatuating to watch all the medics interact with each other especially robotic medic in normal medic too bad they make blue medic stupid blue medics one of my favorites. Tho it's extremely cute. Absolutely adore this this is the best medic video I've ever seen on UA-cam this is so underrated it's insane it needs more likes and views! And more comments it's an insult that the comments are just 2.3 k comments. 😓
    (I've never even played team fortress 2. I'm only known the characters through UA-cam and that's how I've grown to find a favorite which is medic and heavy mainly medic. Because he reminds me so much of myself! 🤣🤣🤭🤭🥺😃)

  • @franzwolf8082
    @franzwolf8082 4 роки тому +25

    Moral of the story: if you can't solve the questions of the test, draw a cute face on the paper!

  • @CodenameMood
    @CodenameMood 6 років тому +208

    Damashi has been practicing medicine this whole time
    He was so high he uploaded a 16 minute video !

  • @notabomination4799
    @notabomination4799 5 років тому +27

    12:10 or around that time Battlefield 7 The battle of the Medics

  • @maifahy8404
    @maifahy8404 5 років тому +45

    Uber: Takes 8 seconds until over
    Medic: Ubers heavy
    Heavy: *takes a lot longer than 8 seconds to kill enemy team*

    • @crazydiamond3281
      @crazydiamond3281 3 роки тому +1

      MVM effect XD

    • @mortimer2696
      @mortimer2696 10 місяців тому

      Heavy: *punches everyone with bare fists*
      Sound: *kgb and gru punching sound*

  • @FridayNightStreamz
    @FridayNightStreamz 18 днів тому +3

    15:44 Bro really said “Anyone can be a Medic” in the TF2 world XD

  • @ninanganbuifamilycaliforniausa
    @ninanganbuifamilycaliforniausa 3 роки тому +23

    9:09 he was just trying to help but he says he is a idiot

  • @LordEmperorBoss
    @LordEmperorBoss 6 років тому +26

    8:40 That was definitely NOT medicine. 😳

    • @EngineerGaming782
      @EngineerGaming782 10 місяців тому

      That was Doctor Teeem. That guy can breathe fire.

  • @fk456-cr4z1
    @fk456-cr4z1 6 років тому +68

    7:39 I thought it would have words like "why are you even reading this"

  • @epicyoma9470
    @epicyoma9470 5 років тому +71

    7:39 literary me doing exam when I stomp on to a gigantic question
    I quit life

  • @kenph3189
    @kenph3189 4 роки тому +26

    13:59 what happens when your challenging Other Medics to a Melee fight and being a Medic yourself while hacking then your hack turns off accidentally.

  • @quackster6298
    @quackster6298 4 роки тому +32

    1:24 Ok, I get this because using SFM and Gmod for one video is extremely difficult

  • @derpthing3707
    @derpthing3707 6 років тому +15

    this gives me a strong "Moments with Heavy" vibe with heavy takes his driving test rest in peace you magnificent cat

  • @randompersonontheinternet2739
    @randompersonontheinternet2739 6 років тому +81

    8:24 never snort on Dr. Teem’s exam

  • @КровососизАгропрома
    @КровососизАгропрома 5 років тому +42

    8:30 press f ro pay respect

  • @heevy410
    @heevy410 3 роки тому +16

    This is going to my "Gold" playlist

    • @Candelitarex23
      @Candelitarex23 3 роки тому +1

      Mhmhmhmhhmhmhmhm
      (Hi there engineer gaming)

  • @bumpkin_sp1ce932
    @bumpkin_sp1ce932 4 роки тому +21

    6:23 when you come in class late

  • @Observer675
    @Observer675 6 років тому +261

    hmm, question 3. BUN (Blood Urea Nitrogen) is low, Platelets low, aPT (I'll assume its meant to be Activated Partial Thromboplastin Time (APTT)) low, bleed time high, all else in normal range. At this stage I'd guess most likely cirrhosis. Unlikely to be hepatitis (unless its alcohol related hepatitis) as the white blood count hasn't flared. To determine further, document her history of alcohol (if any) and a liver function test. What do you think the answer is?
    Please note I'm not a doctor, just a student nurse

    • @ajayusspiritus6955
      @ajayusspiritus6955 6 років тому +6

      Intoxication? I don't know why

    • @docrofgaming6999
      @docrofgaming6999 5 років тому +12

      I know the answer
      :3

    • @Brown95P
      @Brown95P 5 років тому +1

      @Observer675
      Funny, that; after looking at what epistaxis actually was, while also keeping the whole "considerable bleeding from everywhere that easily bleeds" thing in mind, I just figured it was something related to a low platelet count (without actually knowing the normal amount, mind you), like a bone marrow problem of some kind.

    • @时光-e7s
      @时光-e7s 5 років тому +1

      It would be cancer

    • @时光-e7s
      @时光-e7s 5 років тому +1

      Or some part of ur body failed u

  • @tigerclawaj746
    @tigerclawaj746 5 років тому +23

    I love the fact that at 1:40 the Scout is still there

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 4 роки тому +33

    9:24
    “Later..”

  • @chezburger6514
    @chezburger6514 2 роки тому +21

    11:51 red medic jumpscare

  • @AkmalNova18
    @AkmalNova18 2 місяці тому +2

    3:19
    Administrator: No!
    [Vita-Saw Impact]
    *Administrator: (Scream)
    15:54
    BLU Medic: Hello!
    Administrator: (Scream)

  • @H4YW1R3.
    @H4YW1R3. 5 років тому +156

    Nobody:
    Red medic's licence: *Curse of vanishing*

  • @JuliaCV9
    @JuliaCV9 4 роки тому +14

    8:30 spy=homework
    medical exam=my plans for gaming
    helmedic=me

  • @G.McAllen
    @G.McAllen 5 років тому +63

    Jesus Christ he's literally all med students in any test I'm crying

  • @bestchild843
    @bestchild843 4 роки тому +13

    7:45 is me in anything that involves math

  • @nguyenthithubinh6304
    @nguyenthithubinh6304 3 роки тому +5

    3:20 the scream of joy (or laugh)

  • @aaronfaloon4186
    @aaronfaloon4186 6 років тому +32

    "I'm going to saw through my saw"

  • @snappy1622
    @snappy1622 5 років тому +114

    Q1: get an antidote and use it on the participant
    Q2: perform CPR
    Q3: OKTOBERFEST

    • @ParasaurolophusEwan
      @ParasaurolophusEwan 5 років тому +1

      Actually q3 is an autoimmune disease I forgot the name of where the white blood cells attack the Platelets (cells that regulate blood clots and scabs)

    • @markboyle1843
      @markboyle1843 4 роки тому +1

      He was right already with Q2

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg 4 роки тому +1

      @Iron Giant
      Medic: *FUCKİNG DİES*

    • @許先生-n1p
      @許先生-n1p 4 роки тому +1

      Q3: quick fix ubercharge

    • @blackheartedbronymerc7209
      @blackheartedbronymerc7209 4 роки тому

      @Iron Giant That too.

  • @Dav5529
    @Dav5529 5 років тому +42

    9:04 WOW IT JUST LIKE ME WHEN SOME ONE STOLE MY IPAD!!

    • @brguardian3137
      @brguardian3137 3 роки тому

      You mean 9:03

    • @Dav5529
      @Dav5529 3 роки тому +1

      @@brguardian3137
      Awwwww your profile pic is so cute

    • @brguardian3137
      @brguardian3137 3 роки тому

      @@Dav5529 many thanks ^^

    • @tulsipa7092
      @tulsipa7092 10 місяців тому +1

      tf am i looking at

    • @Dav5529
      @Dav5529 10 місяців тому

      ​@@tulsipa7092 idk dude. I don't even know I commented on this video

  • @thepersonwhoseesnoevil
    @thepersonwhoseesnoevil 3 роки тому +13

    15:03: I never knew I would cry over a Gmod Film.

  • @Rorfwagen9916
    @Rorfwagen9916 4 роки тому +4

    What a minute, there is a spy and a robot in a test? Seems fair enough.

  • @Travingel
    @Travingel 6 років тому +18

    this throws me back to 2011 days of tf2 animation, a refreshing reminder and quite a laugh.

  • @lukaszczajkowski7550
    @lukaszczajkowski7550 5 років тому +17

    2:24 a loud banh near me was perfectly timed

  • @eddsworldgaming9696
    @eddsworldgaming9696 5 років тому +57

    5:11 I'm going to sauce through my sauce

  • @Incognito4
    @Incognito4 2 роки тому +8

    13:10 that would have been so much cooler if you made the robot get the axe and chop all the head. Including spys head in half.

  • @quackster6298
    @quackster6298 4 роки тому +37

    14-year-old girls when the lights turn off 0.00000001 seconds 12:51

  • @americana_incarnate1717
    @americana_incarnate1717 6 років тому +177

    Who needs a medical license anyway.

    • @TKsh1
      @TKsh1 6 років тому +13

      Brazil doctors in a nutshell.

    • @TKsh1
      @TKsh1 6 років тому

      @ C O M O F A Z F R I O N O A L A S C A

    • @americana_incarnate1717
      @americana_incarnate1717 6 років тому +6

      Oh dear I've stated a comment fight that I can't understand.

    • @gulup3410
      @gulup3410 6 років тому +8

      @@americana_incarnate1717 Brazil in a nutschell

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam 6 років тому +1

      This is how medic lost license that was been canceled

  • @frozenthirdyear
    @frozenthirdyear 6 років тому +4

    Words cannot express how much I love all of this.

  • @pollenzx
    @pollenzx 6 років тому +14

    6:00
    very original.
    i like this comedy

  • @Spacebugg
    @Spacebugg 3 роки тому +6

    11:18 that second plz got me

  • @dyamondX
    @dyamondX 2 роки тому +2

    5:10 "I'm going to saw through my saw" noob medic 2019