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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2024

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  • @Kyle-oe2vs
    @Kyle-oe2vs 7 років тому +2339

    Mr.Wick... is this for a formal or casual event?

    • @ArthurTheAce
      @ArthurTheAce 5 років тому +66

      Kyle Black Do Enjoy your Party Mr. Wick

    • @Maverick3211
      @Maverick3211 5 років тому +7

      I need one of these

    • @syed3701
      @syed3701 5 років тому +11

      i literally just watched that clip on UA-cam and came to this video straight after!

    • @TheWargod66
      @TheWargod66 5 років тому +14

      Casual with Two Buttons and Tapered Trouser

    • @A5h3n.
      @A5h3n. 5 років тому +2

      Mister vvick

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 8 років тому +341

    That guy is a hell of a businessman.

  • @drdogface3
    @drdogface3 9 років тому +641

    These guys should have made kingsman suits.

  • @rrrigil
    @rrrigil 5 років тому +671

    9:03
    Miguel: _"uno, dos!"_
    Ryan: : _Inhale "hhaah!"_
    *Laugh in blood*

    • @dsalpha18
      @dsalpha18 5 років тому +13

      The real fun begins after he goes to the bathroom. He explodes. XD

    • @Carlos-fi3xr
      @Carlos-fi3xr 5 років тому +2

      1thanks

  • @user-nl5no8jt5u
    @user-nl5no8jt5u 9 років тому +1428

    "Uno, dos," *shoots him* "...Tres"
    XD

  • @StarWarsftw12
    @StarWarsftw12 5 років тому +2360

    "Tell me Mr Wick, is this a formal event, or a social affair?"
    "Social."
    "And is this for day? Or evening?"
    "I need one for day, and one for night."
    "In what style?"
    "Italian."
    "How many buttons?
    "Two."
    "Trousers?"
    "Tapered."
    "How about the lining?"
    "....Tactical."

    • @dr.albekhan8640
      @dr.albekhan8640 5 років тому +4

      me too 😂

    • @eligon15
      @eligon15 5 років тому +4

      Same lol that's the first thing that popped in my head...then right after was I'll take 2 lol

    • @gabeneug
      @gabeneug 5 років тому +1

      yessir

    • @mt4lennox138
      @mt4lennox138 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @matthewotto8322
      @matthewotto8322 4 роки тому +5

      I work for Microtech Knives, the company that made "dessert".

  • @jeffeverman2138
    @jeffeverman2138 6 років тому +1364

    "The hip hop people"
    I'm dead

    • @strange11220
      @strange11220 5 років тому +57

      What about "sub-gun machine"? I fucking lost it there too. 😂

    • @darian2332
      @darian2332 5 років тому +101

      😂 we all know he meant black people

    • @ghettobird3763
      @ghettobird3763 5 років тому +42

      Dude meant Tupac needed this instead of god

    • @yodaddy6586
      @yodaddy6586 5 років тому +6

      Takashi 69

    • @encrypt3dbr0k3r
      @encrypt3dbr0k3r 4 роки тому +1

      lmfao

  • @adam.g
    @adam.g 5 років тому +948

    "I shoot all my employes"
    Boss of the year

    • @kylecortes
      @kylecortes 4 роки тому +5

      Adam Hill #copypaste

    • @MikeChxpo
      @MikeChxpo 4 роки тому +3

      Like lol he said it like nothing

    • @MikeChxpo
      @MikeChxpo 4 роки тому +3

      @@kylecortes stfu nobody asked it doesn't matter

    • @bestpsymusicbest2607
      @bestpsymusicbest2607 4 роки тому +1

      And next year 🤣

    • @avgzeb
      @avgzeb 4 роки тому +4

      Literally fires his employees

  • @RileygoodVideos
    @RileygoodVideos 9 років тому +2612

    I'm pretty sure that the required getting shot thing is just an excuse for him to shoot his employees for shits and giggles.

    • @mattc7895
      @mattc7895 9 років тому +7

      +Jesus Christ ikr xD

    • @brianherrera3804
      @brianherrera3804 9 років тому +40

      I pray to you every nite with my momme I go to church every sundey I luv you so much Jesus amen

    • @Youtubesucks3
      @Youtubesucks3 9 років тому +15

      +Night Mur I doubt she was serious, calm down.

    • @aslanburnley
      @aslanburnley 9 років тому

      +Brian Herrera amen

    • @isaacfernandez1482
      @isaacfernandez1482 9 років тому +2

      only jesus christ would know...

  • @fr0sty284
    @fr0sty284 7 років тому +302

    "Give me all your money or i'll shoot you"
    "I don't think so pal"
    *Pulls out bullet-proof tie*

  • @oscarmike47
    @oscarmike47 6 років тому +629

    thats pretty cool i thought he would use like a .22LR but he used a proper caliber

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 5 років тому +40

      Yeah, holy shit. I was expecting 9mm.

    • @flatl1n3
      @flatl1n3 5 років тому +69

      Custom loaded, low powder, high grain 380 soft nose. A piece of drywall would stop it.

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 5 років тому +33

      @@flatl1n3 Where'd you see that they're custom loads? It wouldn't surprise me given that the guy didn't double over on the ground.

    • @Nipari69
      @Nipari69 5 років тому

      Same

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 5 років тому +4

      What caliber is it? I thought it was 9mm but it looked a little fatter

  • @professionalemail6129
    @professionalemail6129 5 років тому +454

    Teacher: so what does your dad do for a living
    Student: He shoots his employees he also shot a news reporter. that's it

  • @Bluboy511
    @Bluboy511 6 років тому +1456

    Fun Fact: The inventor of the bullet proof vest shot himself to prove his invention worked.

    • @bannistermc807
      @bannistermc807 5 років тому +11

      It was a wokan

    • @Essutos
      @Essutos 5 років тому +30

      Wakanda*
      I think. But i have no clue how this is connected

    • @bannistermc807
      @bannistermc807 5 років тому +14

      Przypadkowy Użytkownik woman

    • @Essutos
      @Essutos 5 років тому +8

      Oh... this makes sense too

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 5 років тому +13

      I remember a story of a priest who used strong spider webbing to create a bullet proof vest

  • @HC-gc9rr
    @HC-gc9rr 8 років тому +1753

    but is it cyber bullying proof

    • @mranthonydax
      @mranthonydax 8 років тому +41

      Lol, comment of the day

    • @beneator3978
      @beneator3978 7 років тому +6

      No dipshit time to start a comment war!!! If your wearing one of those did it stop me from making you feel like a piece of shit? No damn

    • @Dead_ham
      @Dead_ham 7 років тому +24

      HCC
      Nothing is safe from the insane power of cyber bullying, it is what the u.s is going to use against north korea if they dont stop fuckin around with their panzy missiles

    • @Kafkodesu
      @Kafkodesu 6 років тому

      that's the real question

    • @KapteinFruit
      @KapteinFruit 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 No, it's definitively not going to protect anyone from bullying if you brag about how you got a kevlar jacket. However, it could protect people against cyber bullying victims from tearing you up at school, though. Was that joke of bad taste? 🤤🤤 I want one, for sure. Would be of no real use here in Norway, though.

  • @JosephMadder
    @JosephMadder 9 років тому +1224

    "I shoot all of my employees"
    Alright, Nancy, if you want top work here, you're going to have to do this. Now, we can do the standard 9mm, but we are developing a new armor that will stop .44mag.... No? I will give you an extra 15 cents an hour if you do it.

    • @reijivonasuna7199
      @reijivonasuna7199 9 років тому +42

      I found this comment to be extra amusing

    • @ComputerLearning0
      @ComputerLearning0 9 років тому

      +Archie Bunker My thoughts exactly - You can tell who the little kiddies are on here by all the stupid shit they say, and there seems to be a shitload of them because they're the only one's who would thumbs-up such stupid shit.

    • @reijivonasuna7199
      @reijivonasuna7199 9 років тому +9

      I found this comment to be funny because I did not fortunately have a stick up my ass, this is the internet, therefore you should probably not use it if you can't handle a simple comment like that

    • @Wurmo
      @Wurmo 9 років тому +1

      +Joseph Madder 15 cent raise would an extra $24 bucks a month

    • @halo3odst
      @halo3odst 9 років тому +2

      .44mag isnt hard to stop. A level lllA vest will do it. Hell US helmets will stop it. But if you get shot in the head with a .44 you will still either get seriously injured or die.

  • @idontcare3217
    @idontcare3217 5 років тому +2065

    US school uniforms in 2019

  • @TDFF4
    @TDFF4 8 років тому +1486

    I think this technology would indeed be popular with the "hip hop people"

  • @volter9404
    @volter9404 8 років тому +2062

    now we can play "airsoft" and "paintball" with real guns.

    • @user-yq9vf2gx2s
      @user-yq9vf2gx2s 8 років тому +111

      Fucking awesome.

    • @otbgang957
      @otbgang957 8 років тому +7

      +HappyNipple( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) true

    • @andyanon4081
      @andyanon4081 8 років тому +189

      +HappyNipple( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's ok though. Safety glasses will save us.

    • @_kevin_427
      @_kevin_427 8 років тому +50

      valtteri häyrynen That's called the army

    • @kylekavangh8601
      @kylekavangh8601 8 років тому

      WunDerWaFusıоИ yeee diuuuch

  • @CLSGL
    @CLSGL 8 років тому +1394

    "But if it goes through we have a problem....Right?... Theres a bunch of organs and shit there...." "HAAHAHA."

  • @Hesam0000
    @Hesam0000 6 років тому +84

    "They want to be fashionable and comfortable while they're being shot at".

  • @strangeperson700
    @strangeperson700 8 років тому +251

    I have watched too many scarface movies and played too much gta vice city to trust a man who tells me to "be cool my friend". lol xD

    • @lukeGGlee
      @lukeGGlee 8 років тому +7

      Pretend its Jules Winfield whispering in your ear.

    • @saulgoodman7787
      @saulgoodman7787 6 років тому +1

      Strange Person What do you mean?Lance Vance Dance?Ricardo Diaz?

  • @killaguy555
    @killaguy555 11 років тому +240

    This dude has the right idea. Imagine turning up on a front line only to see all the other troops dressed in awesome suits and shades.
    Practical? Not really.
    Badass? Hell yes.
    Worth it? Defiantly.

    • @dominictalley6638
      @dominictalley6638 2 роки тому +12

      Defiantly? Lol 😂

    • @gallardof13
      @gallardof13 2 роки тому +4

      @@dominictalley6638 yes and with courage!

    • @foxxstain
      @foxxstain 2 роки тому +1

      the men i black joined the millitary

    • @silhouette2291
      @silhouette2291 Рік тому

      Defiantly? To sound more badass.

    • @phant0m597
      @phant0m597 Рік тому

      Best possible typo you could’ve made😂

  • @AceGamingESP
    @AceGamingESP 9 років тому +1352

    they put nokia phones in the suit right

    • @miggz4640
      @miggz4640 9 років тому +9

      Look up "Will it Blend Nokia", the Nokia get's fuckin' rekt.

    • @olibearws
      @olibearws 9 років тому +69

      Not to crush your dreams but will it blend is mostly fake. They skip and add dust at the end

    • @AceGamingESP
      @AceGamingESP 9 років тому +1

      olibearws oh

    • @miggz4640
      @miggz4640 9 років тому

      olibearws lolno

    • @pantelisariz
      @pantelisariz 9 років тому +46

      MiggZ no the machine blades is made with nokia cuz only nokia destroys nokia.

  • @alexb7799
    @alexb7799 4 роки тому +56

    4:00 worker rights are his number one priority

  • @benjammin5055
    @benjammin5055 8 років тому +1407

    "I shoot all of my employees" lol

    • @instinctualhavoc
      @instinctualhavoc 8 років тому +3

      Ben jammin that's exactly what I was thinking 🤣

    • @matthewrudisill1409
      @matthewrudisill1409 7 років тому +2

      Ben jammin I know right! laughed my ass off AND rewound!

    • @jackfish6139
      @jackfish6139 7 років тому

      Havoc MS

    • @adnanraza5764
      @adnanraza5764 6 років тому +2

      Ben jammin...that was hilarious

    • @5858248
      @5858248 6 років тому +3

      活着的至今还在上班

  • @blake4701
    @blake4701 8 років тому +444

    wait for the Chinese knock off, lol. kinda bulletproofish

    • @Christinebanks11
      @Christinebanks11 8 років тому +61

      Works 50% of the time

    • @michaelvigil5321
      @michaelvigil5321 6 років тому +8

      George works 50% of the time all the time.

    • @dellorttoguoy4060
      @dellorttoguoy4060 6 років тому +3

      knock off? more like knock out...
      i will leave now

    • @Xaiborg
      @Xaiborg 6 років тому +3

      But is ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE WORK most of time!

    • @abujafar7882
      @abujafar7882 6 років тому +3

      Chine made bullet proofs works only for chinese made guns

  • @AycentMariner
    @AycentMariner 8 років тому +452

    The Wayne's should have invested in this type of wear.

    • @mikeharis7019
      @mikeharis7019 8 років тому

      +TheGuyWhoDrowned Quiet i thought the gun was a 9mm revolver.

    • @omem6054
      @omem6054 8 років тому

      +TheGuyWhoDrowned Quiet do you know a bit about guns? .50 cal is huge, they were shot in an alley by a revolver. 9mm to be exact. But yeah if yoh thing the thief was carrying a huge rifle and hand sized bullets that can literally destroy a turkey you can think that

    • @mikeharis7019
      @mikeharis7019 8 років тому

      +TheGuyWhoDrowned Quiet Chill dude,no need to get mad ;)

    • @mikeharis7019
      @mikeharis7019 8 років тому

      +TheGuyWhoDrowned Quiet i know

    • @mikeharis7019
      @mikeharis7019 8 років тому

      +TheGuyWhoDrowned Quiet so... what gun killed the Waynes?

  • @TheArachnid
    @TheArachnid 6 років тому +54

    3:01 Lol Batman's parents shoulda bought from this guy 😂😂😂

  • @JustinDDroneProductions
    @JustinDDroneProductions 9 років тому +406

    But what if he shot you in the face?
    - Lloyd Christmas

  • @Spinfxxx
    @Spinfxxx 7 років тому +61

    Love that all employees have to test the quality of what they make and especially the commercial people- understanding the importance of not cutting corners, because someone's life is on the line and if they doesn't make them care- the fact that it could be their life on the line means that everyone will be checking that shi* and making sure nobody lets the quality fall, genius.

  • @Mr_Boss_Smile
    @Mr_Boss_Smile 8 років тому +322

    Make a bullet proof hood for the head.

    • @grandthefthorse2643
      @grandthefthorse2643 8 років тому +12

      Hat

    • @neighborhoodhoodlum
      @neighborhoodhoodlum 8 років тому +33

      +super_b .oy_gaming obviously you don't shoot much. In a fast street situation itd be pretty tough to crank off a head shot under 15 ft unless you are a crazy marksman

    • @MrWhangdoodles
      @MrWhangdoodles 8 років тому +16

      +Lord Tony Dude, a hood won't help much unless it's solid.

    • @kevinj9059
      @kevinj9059 8 років тому +30

      +Lord Tony It would stop the bullet, but not the blunt force trauma. Results: cracked skull, concussion, internal bruising/bleeding, death... depending on the caliber.

    • @xersys
      @xersys 8 років тому +1

      Almost certainly death. The force of the bullet would send bone shards into the brain.

  • @hamzaqaffaf7433
    @hamzaqaffaf7433 5 років тому +159

    Owner : I shoot all my employees
    Everybody watching: *Daaaaaaamn*

  • @eh8164
    @eh8164 8 років тому +152

    I wonder when we will get artillery clothing, can't wait to be a one man army in my tailored suit.

    • @zechvassar5508
      @zechvassar5508 7 років тому +1

      Wyrtmer San lol😂😂😂that be legendary
      the shock wave is the only problem

    • @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
      @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 6 років тому

      Lol i already have one mine is rated up to 120mm arty shells!!

  • @speedbird227
    @speedbird227 8 років тому +498

    This guy should be a contact in GTA Online for the Executives and other Criminals update.

  • @adrienperie6119
    @adrienperie6119 9 років тому +18

    The impressive thing is that they manage to make it bulletproof at the zipper as well. I have to say the idea of every employee knowing that some of their production might be tested on other employees is quite smart and impressive, and excellent for advertising.

  • @kizokidd
    @kizokidd 5 років тому +111

    "okay ma friends, i will shoot u"
    awkward silence...
    7:29
    hahaha

  • @MrWhiteCloudy
    @MrWhiteCloudy 7 років тому +80

    - How about the lining?
    - Tactical

  • @BrandonConrady
    @BrandonConrady 10 років тому +136

    That's pretty crazy, definitely could see this market grow in the near future.

    • @inucoru
      @inucoru 10 років тому +10

      its sad that we even need this market...but to each there own

    • @bear4804
      @bear4804 10 років тому +60

      i want to see bulletproof condoms in their next line

    • @RavenRake
      @RavenRake 10 років тому +16

      Star Blazer u need that to protect urself from aggresive vaginas.some chicks have weapons down there.... a man haves to stay safe. xD

    • @bear4804
      @bear4804 10 років тому

      who said anything about vagina?

    • @bear4804
      @bear4804 10 років тому

      this is so going over your head....

  • @iUploadVideos4Fun
    @iUploadVideos4Fun 9 років тому +53

    I would have to pretend to be shot and fall to the ground if he demonstrated that on me... XD

  • @marichijavdze6701
    @marichijavdze6701 5 років тому +27

    9:02 cut to the shot

  • @kuchumovn
    @kuchumovn 7 років тому +197

    "The hip-hop people", lol

  • @jason200912
    @jason200912 9 років тому +195

    8:42 hello there princess leia

    • @BladezAndrew
      @BladezAndrew 9 років тому

      Your profile pic.... Is Mia from Fire Emblem.... :D

    • @yunh9055
      @yunh9055 9 років тому +3

      Fire emblem fangays unite!!

    • @spookyl5365
      @spookyl5365 9 років тому

      +StrawHatLuffy fanguys*

    • @yunh9055
      @yunh9055 9 років тому

      Brezzygaming_1,000,000 fangays*****

    • @CabbageSandwich
      @CabbageSandwich 9 років тому

      +StrawHatLuffy fanbois****

  • @communismhasprevailed7419
    @communismhasprevailed7419 8 років тому +80

    opens jacket bullet has gone all the way through his body

    • @MinersAgentnn
      @MinersAgentnn 6 років тому +3

      "That didn't hurt nearly as much as I thought it would."

  • @Proxximaa
    @Proxximaa 4 роки тому +3

    The good vice that we all want back

  • @SVanTha
    @SVanTha 10 років тому +95

    well boys, looks like we'll have lazer guns in the near future as bullet proofing becomes more and more advance. i personally can't wait for my very own star trek phaser.

    • @human5639
      @human5639 10 років тому +4

      Until someone takes of their helmet or opens the door, then we have a bloody mess to clean up.

    • @thomson765
      @thomson765 10 років тому

      this material (i'm guessing on Dyneema) also has very high heat resistance ;)

    • @SykeMed
      @SykeMed 10 років тому

      Because nothing reflects light...

    • @thomson765
      @thomson765 10 років тому

      iSYKE complete deflection does not exist. so if a laser is powerful enough, it would go straight trough a mirror

    • @SpaghettiBelly
      @SpaghettiBelly 9 років тому

      I would put layers of mirrors inside my jacket, thus deflecting it :D

  • @clementyang5260
    @clementyang5260 8 років тому +126

    Do they have a bulletproof underwear?

    • @abdullanasser1387
      @abdullanasser1387 8 років тому +34

      for ex girlfriends HAHA😂

    • @thewarriorking2000
      @thewarriorking2000 8 років тому +2

      or fire proof

    • @briantum5718
      @briantum5718 8 років тому +22

      Some people fart like bullets. we need to contain that for sure...

    • @kylekavangh8601
      @kylekavangh8601 8 років тому +5

      Clement Yang
      bullet proof blonde hair?
      I wana give Trump a present XD

    • @modakkagitplugga
      @modakkagitplugga 8 років тому +3

      Would save a lot of lives. Most mine injuries that kill hit the genitals. You're either crippled and in agony for the rest of your life or dead.

  • @mistertofu
    @mistertofu 8 років тому +121

    I was skipping parts of the video. On my first skip, I skipped to a part where that guy said "I shoot all of my employees".

  • @noorshinR
    @noorshinR 5 років тому +20

    He shot all his employees. Best boss ever

  • @cruzduran4502
    @cruzduran4502 7 років тому +90

    "The hip hop people 😂😂"

  • @magzire
    @magzire 10 років тому +57

    "But what if he shot you in the face?"

    • @StealthNinjaPie
      @StealthNinjaPie 10 років тому +7

      Bummer

    • @stansensonderby6293
      @stansensonderby6293 10 років тому +40

      "Thats a risk we were willing to take"

    • @magzire
      @magzire 10 років тому

      Stansen Smith haha well played :)

    • @un.defined
      @un.defined 10 років тому +21

      Then you don't have to worry about getting a new jacket!

    • @doggonemess1
      @doggonemess1 10 років тому +47

      You get your money back - guaranteed!

  • @SkollTheWerewolf
    @SkollTheWerewolf 8 років тому +197

    8:50 Here's why you clicked on this video in the first place.

    • @jtr6189
      @jtr6189 8 років тому +6

      +Neon Lights
      THANKS! I came to the comment section searching for this

    • @fuzzynuts4319
      @fuzzynuts4319 8 років тому +1

      thank you

    • @VishalMishra__
      @VishalMishra__ 8 років тому +2

      You the MVP

    • @Xenauor
      @Xenauor 8 років тому +2

      U the best

    • @Fighter___
      @Fighter___ 8 років тому +18

      the video was actually worth the watch

  • @rangodeldiablo
    @rangodeldiablo 6 років тому +78

    Well, I know who I'm going to to make my super hero outfit

  • @MjkL1337
    @MjkL1337 8 років тому +113

    "i shoot all my employees" LOL THIS SOUNDS SO... CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN

    • @weeabird4335
      @weeabird4335 7 років тому +4

      I've now given this some thought, and came to this conclusion.
      He technically bangs his employees.

  • @lefin.9758
    @lefin.9758 7 років тому +73

    1 2 *shoots*.... 3

  • @jt4504
    @jt4504 9 років тому +75

    .8:54 to watch him get shot.

  • @alexthorpe2522
    @alexthorpe2522 5 років тому +33

    No comments about the lovely Claudia? Come on

    • @Derek2k
      @Derek2k 4 роки тому +1

      She can get it

  • @brock32
    @brock32 8 років тому +20

    amazing, even shot at point blank!

  • @perhaps6897
    @perhaps6897 8 років тому +126

    4:00 "I shoot all my employees" i still cant stop laughing XD

  • @clockworkmechman
    @clockworkmechman 11 років тому +8

    This guy is the greatest fashion designer in all of history. Period. One day, I'll have his entire Spring and Autumn line.

    • @P5YCHO1192
      @P5YCHO1192 Рік тому

      Have you nearly completed your collection?

    • @DryMilks
      @DryMilks Рік тому

      Well, do you?

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 5 років тому +19

    Maybe he should expand into children's back to school clothing.
    Dark, I know, but that's the world we apparently live in.

  • @DannyYounghill
    @DannyYounghill 8 років тому +69

    Shooting the empolyees is pretty good actually. It makes sure the workers do their job...
    If a sew vests and knew I was gonna get shot, I'd do a pretty damn good job on those vests... 'Cus one of 'em might be worn by me when I get shot by the owner...

    • @mrsmiley707
      @mrsmiley707 8 років тому +2

      lol 😂😂😂

    • @thecashier930
      @thecashier930 7 років тому +1

      As he said: especially the employees in marketing have to. If anybody says: Are they really that safe? Does it really stop bullets? They can just say: Yep. I tried it.

  • @Slemoster
    @Slemoster 7 років тому +18

    "Who is shooting at Steven Seagal?" Made me lol
    Dude was shaking haha. Man, I gotta buy myself some clothing from this dude.

  • @tommcd8471
    @tommcd8471 10 років тому +40

    "I shoot all my Employees" Having been a small business owner there are times i wish i could have told a few people "alright if you're not going to listen we're just going to test some product, line up!"

    • @sherlocq1
      @sherlocq1 10 років тому +4

      hahahaha, what bunch of employee that miguel have :D
      Okay, line up !!!!

    • @omarrosales391
      @omarrosales391 10 років тому

      Oh Aaa,,
      ?

  • @herculean616
    @herculean616 5 років тому +48

    *Company owner goes to a seminar*
    Speaker: What do you do in your company?
    Owner: I shoot my testers and employees point blank

  • @BlackEmperorGaming
    @BlackEmperorGaming 11 років тому +27

    He shot on 2 and I couldn't stop laughing..

  • @Rohan-st8lm
    @Rohan-st8lm 5 років тому +122

    Cool 👍
    Finally I can survive *School*

    • @Pussmash
      @Pussmash 4 роки тому +13

      Oh you must live in the US

    • @omegalycanyt4290
      @omegalycanyt4290 4 роки тому +4

      @@Pussmash I don't think he's alive.

    • @Us3r739
      @Us3r739 3 роки тому

      @@omegalycanyt4290 I don’t think you’re alive.

    • @TheHandsomeOne
      @TheHandsomeOne 3 роки тому +2

      seems like he didn't buy it soon enough.

  • @AlteredRealityCosplay
    @AlteredRealityCosplay 10 років тому +103

    Bullet resistant***
    Nothing is bulletproof, I will find a round that will penetrate it eventually

    • @TheRealTaco87
      @TheRealTaco87 10 років тому +8

      except depleted uranium 2 inches thick. no bullet will penetrate that.

    • @AlteredRealityCosplay
      @AlteredRealityCosplay 10 років тому +6

      20MM Anti-Material, I fired a rifle with the round and I shot thru the target and cut a tree down

    • @MiseryDuke69
      @MiseryDuke69 10 років тому

      TheRealTaco87 if a 700 nitro can go through elephant hide then it can go through this. With how soft it is the best i would hope for is it stops the bullet from going through but the pressure of the hit especially with something like an AK would definitely feel like getting hit with a car

    • @joshcnzl8185
      @joshcnzl8185 10 років тому +23

      That's why you don't buy a fucking t-shirt, if your getting shot with high caliber shit then your in a war zone and should equipped as such.

    • @Delta36A1
      @Delta36A1 10 років тому +13

      Most any rifle round will go straight through soft armor like this.... If you want protection against rifle rounds you need steel or ceramic plates.

  • @thatonecomment9363
    @thatonecomment9363 5 років тому +99

    Tailor:I shoot all my employees
    Cops:ehh who cares
    Fbi:*aims at tailors head*

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 5 років тому +2

      Shannon Monear You just need to order a Steven Seagel Coat and turtle up.

    • @ernestkirnag9012
      @ernestkirnag9012 3 роки тому

      Cesar bomb defusing suit

  • @nousername3004
    @nousername3004 7 років тому +214

    "Maybe after September 11" big claims saying that your vest can stop planes...

    • @donalain69
      @donalain69 5 років тому +17

      PEPETHEPOPE stopping planes wont be possible, but built-in parachutes should be doable.

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 5 років тому +4

      Only one way to find out

    • @gold3npimp
      @gold3npimp 5 років тому

      But can it stop a terrorist?

    • @kafkabigmon
      @kafkabigmon 5 років тому +1

      @MK ULTRA lmao okay boomer

    • @theanonymousmrgrape5911
      @theanonymousmrgrape5911 4 роки тому

      Thomas Quigley trutherism is a zoomer conspiracy. It was a big meme a couple of years ago and more young people started believing it.

  • @VanillaSnake21
    @VanillaSnake21 10 років тому +40

    "I shoot all my employees" I loled

  • @merryweather3713
    @merryweather3713 8 років тому +33

    John F Kennedy missed out.

    • @darkgenix
      @darkgenix 6 років тому +7

      jfk still would have died since it was a head shot. this is clothes for the body.

    • @Jfbmu
      @Jfbmu 5 років тому

      @@darkgenix nah. They would've aimed for the vest. Do you even think?

    • @charlesdarwin6224
      @charlesdarwin6224 5 років тому

      Too bad they didn't have bullet proof hats.

    • @theangryshoeseller9275
      @theangryshoeseller9275 5 років тому +1

      Lenin missed out

  • @citizengoose1342
    @citizengoose1342 5 років тому +31

    Is this a social event or a formal event?
    Social.
    And what about the lining?
    *Tactical.*

  • @MultiTb1234
    @MultiTb1234 11 років тому +28

    8:50 skip to were he get's shot.

    • @rocketfuel03
      @rocketfuel03 10 років тому

      Thank go you said that we need more people like you

  • @HafizhAlva
    @HafizhAlva 9 років тому +77

    I want to play russian roulette with these jackets

    • @TacticalSocks
      @TacticalSocks 9 років тому

      Hafizh Alva Lol!!

    • @destroyrebelscum7930
      @destroyrebelscum7930 9 років тому +40

      Hafizh Alva you point the gun at your head in russian roulette…

    • @HafizhAlva
      @HafizhAlva 9 років тому +18

      Swedish Joey i'll buy the Snapback hat version of bulletproof thing then, ;D

    • @destroyrebelscum7930
      @destroyrebelscum7930 9 років тому

      that'd be sweet!

    • @HafizhAlva
      @HafizhAlva 9 років тому

      Swedish Joey Yeah! ;D

  • @KaliBlaz
    @KaliBlaz 11 років тому +32

    when your time comes my friend nothing will help you. amen

    • @animereality360
      @animereality360 11 років тому +2

      so fitting coming from you

    • @KaliBlaz
      @KaliBlaz 11 років тому +9

      not if someone aims at your head.

    • @animereality360
      @animereality360 11 років тому +25

      you must be some kind of deep thinker

    • @KaliBlaz
      @KaliBlaz 11 років тому +10

      no I am just a realistic thinker.

    • @animereality360
      @animereality360 11 років тому +36

      of course you are
      Which is why you would say the blatantly obvious like every other self proclaimed realistic thinker

  • @iLano79
    @iLano79 6 років тому +27

    "So here it is, my mom's least favorite piece of all time" 😂

  • @evanderdavao
    @evanderdavao 8 років тому +153

    Hiphop people. 😂

    • @cavaridrodid0924
      @cavaridrodid0924 7 років тому +8

      As a colombian I had an stroke after reading you calling the guayaberas a "wifebeaters" hahaha

  • @rodolf9644
    @rodolf9644 8 років тому +52

    Ballistic Weave Mk 2

  • @narc440
    @narc440 8 років тому +41

    Does it come in black?
    Also, 9:02. You'll thank me later.

  • @Zecodar
    @Zecodar 2 роки тому +2

    One of the best Vice correspondents there ever was! I wish he’d come back

  • @madfadedbaby782
    @madfadedbaby782 10 років тому +11

    I like ryan duffy, he is a good reporter.

  • @gregpasq
    @gregpasq 10 років тому +26

    There's no such thing as "bulletproof"......bullet resistant, maybe.......

    • @gregpasq
      @gregpasq 10 років тому +2

      Good one....

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 10 років тому

      ***** u fuken kappa strikes (my ass) again

    • @mattd5240
      @mattd5240 10 років тому +4

      Bullet proof just sounds better.

    • @gregpasq
      @gregpasq 10 років тому

      Yes, maybe.

  • @plcreator483
    @plcreator483 4 роки тому +5

    I always want my own bulletproof superhero suit. Like a bulletproof leggings bulletproof everything.

  • @svenvdw4894
    @svenvdw4894 2 роки тому +1

    This guy ain't kidding when he says: 'I'm gonna fire you'

  • @zeroyaldragon4902
    @zeroyaldragon4902 8 років тому +4

    "sub gun machine" What a professional!

  • @riteshgole2133
    @riteshgole2133 4 роки тому +32

    Moral of the story: Go for the head

    • @irrelevant1242
      @irrelevant1242 4 роки тому +5

      I see your using the term moral loosely lol

    • @riteshgole2133
      @riteshgole2133 4 роки тому +4

      @@irrelevant1242 i see you are a man of culture as well

  • @Amz19871
    @Amz19871 9 років тому +22

    By naming all of his high profile clients doesn't that just teach a would be assassin to aim for the head??

    • @drunkmoons3133
      @drunkmoons3133 9 років тому +2

      Ambrose sLyRisH This is very true, he shouldn't have named them.

    • @AhuizotlXiuh
      @AhuizotlXiuh 9 років тому +7

      Plot twist: he doesn't like those people but wanted to take their money anyway.

    • @leosaffron222
      @leosaffron222 9 років тому +1

      I thought aiming for the head and vulnerable areas in general was a given. But hey some people go for the chest because it's an easier target. Fair point sir or ma'am or scuse me rule 30 or rule 16 of the Internet, there are no girls. Anywa

    • @pkxpanz3r241
      @pkxpanz3r241 9 років тому +3

      Drunkmoons people never go for headshots, only shoot at center mass, only people who know nothing about guns would assume that, bascially same people that ask why police dont shoot people in the leg.... very easy to miss and fuck up, center mass is larger target and once the bullet enters it turns the inside of your torso into a blender basically...

    • @Jenkins1155
      @Jenkins1155 9 років тому

      +PKx ANC1ENT The center mass rule is for cops that generally shoot from a distance. A trained hitman or assassin on the other hand is very likely to simply walk up right behind you and put one in the back of your head.

  • @smylyface
    @smylyface 2 роки тому

    I can see mom's adding these to their kid's back to school wardrobes.

  • @umarmughal1087
    @umarmughal1087 6 років тому +8

    4:00 that guilt in his eyes, while uttering,"I shoot all my employees"

  • @keytel1
    @keytel1 10 років тому +60

    Skip to 9:00 to watch what you came for.

    • @RofICopters
      @RofICopters 10 років тому +44

      or you can watch the whole thing and educate yourself...

    • @jacobkoch4712
      @jacobkoch4712 9 років тому

      Fuckin' got em'

    • @humansymphony
      @humansymphony 9 років тому

      Plaruti Educate? It's a company that sews kevlar to the inside of clothing. The end.

    • @RofICopters
      @RofICopters 9 років тому

      humansymphony Did you learn nothing from the video? I pity you.

    • @humansymphony
      @humansymphony 9 років тому

      Plaruti I don't need pity from a dumb fuck like you. What would you be pitying me for? Knowing exactly what's going on, and possibly already having known it before the video? My simplified version is very accurate.

  • @robyns.331
    @robyns.331 9 років тому +60

    Imagine if half the suburban high schools in America had school uniforms made by this company~

    • @99mattdogg
      @99mattdogg 9 років тому +27

      Kids be bank robbing and shit wearing school uniforms

    • @francescataurus2992
      @francescataurus2992 8 років тому

      Well if they don't die, then off to jail

    • @shirsendumaiti8222
      @shirsendumaiti8222 8 років тому +5

      +Doo fy then police will have to carry some acp rounds maybe 50 caliber BMG lmao!!!

    • @MODElAIRPLANE100
      @MODElAIRPLANE100 8 років тому +1

      +Shirsendu Maiti that would be a funny sight what About If the police Has to get intight spaces With their 50 bmg

    • @deanjohnson3953
      @deanjohnson3953 8 років тому +2

      +Shirsendu Maiti its ok a armor piercing 9mm or any rifle round will pierce this clothing

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 роки тому +1

    As the King of Antarctica, that would be very, very useful.

  • @iminfinite8333
    @iminfinite8333 9 років тому +9

    "One, two *BAM*... Three." Bruh 😂

  • @coreymccurry
    @coreymccurry 5 років тому +14

    8:18 "but If it goes through there we have a bit of a problem right, cuz theres a bunch of organs and shit there, right..."
    "MuaHahahahahhaha"

  • @HowlingMoonCinemas
    @HowlingMoonCinemas 6 років тому +6

    WOW!! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! HE WAS SHOT AT SUCH CLOSE RANGE! I want this guy to make me a bulletproof ninja outfit with nice, big hakamas, tabi boots, a gi, the works!

  • @OnlyAFlame
    @OnlyAFlame 5 років тому +1

    My grandma had a very nice sewing machine way back in the day. she was a sweet old lady. I sortof am a fan of marketing and technologies as a consumer. I find that printing and sewing or to weave is very interesting in engineering and clothing or embroidery. It also reminds me alot about chemistry but more or less along the lines of physics. The unusual nature of discovering how something works, integrity, and can we market it :)

  • @bamvideos514
    @bamvideos514 8 років тому +34

    LMAO "the hip hop people"

  • @Kimdomcomexx
    @Kimdomcomexx 7 років тому +5

    "I shoot all my employees.."
    "Hello, HR, I'd like to file a complaint."

  • @GalacticalAmbassador
    @GalacticalAmbassador 10 років тому +50

    Boom! Headshot. You dead.

    • @Arpin_Lusene
      @Arpin_Lusene 10 років тому +33

      Next innovation : Bulletproof fake skin

    • @robloxlucky1722
      @robloxlucky1722 10 років тому +8

      *****
      That movies take place in the distant future of 2004.

    • @sliptirka
      @sliptirka 10 років тому +2

      There have been studies that show when the majority of people shoot at a human target they almost always aim center mass.

    • @bulletprooff1k
      @bulletprooff1k 10 років тому +1

      sliptirka those are average people. people above average would aim for the head.

    • @123awesomator
      @123awesomator 10 років тому +3

      bulletprooff1k center mass is the easiest (and most deadly) target because it is big target with more ways to kill you as quick as you want. by the time you have lined up the head shot you could have unloaded a mag into the chest (mag being 20-30 bullets)

  • @codenamezero7357
    @codenamezero7357 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is war ready