Trevor Noah Is Disappointed In Jeff Bezos

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  • Опубліковано 13 лют 2019
  • 'Born a Crime' author Trevor Noah thinks Jeff Bezos' net worth is too high to be taking his own d*** pics.
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  • @Brilliance728
    @Brilliance728 5 років тому +655

    "White Chicks was never used to oppress anybody...except moviegoers" ROFL - I was already a Trevor Noah fan but this conversation put me over the top. Dude is soo articulate.

    • @sarahnicole45
      @sarahnicole45 4 роки тому +1

      Ditto!!

    • @AB-wl8kr
      @AB-wl8kr 4 роки тому +12

      It was terribly sexist, so yes it was used to oppress someone. Just like some people forget to care about blackface because they're white, Trevor forgets to care about the ridiculisation of women because he's a man.

    • @alexruiz9035
      @alexruiz9035 4 роки тому

      Osagie Igbeare
      H

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому

      Osagie Igbeare Richard Ayoade gave an immaculate description of ‘White Chicks.

    • @rexydallas8D
      @rexydallas8D 3 роки тому +1

      I still don't understand how it being used to oppress people over half a century ago makes it worse than a black person painting their face white. I don't even know of any examples of people using it that way in the past 50 years in a major way, or often.

  • @moumitasarkar3279
    @moumitasarkar3279 5 років тому +1052

    My two favourites Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah in one frame! This is love...

    • @zuzanafenclova5827
      @zuzanafenclova5827 5 років тому +14

      Add John Oliver, and it will be perfect. :-)

    • @marc5226
      @marc5226 5 років тому +1

      What is love?

    • @ameliarenkel2569
      @ameliarenkel2569 5 років тому

      @@marc5226,
      Affection. wishing well for another.
      (opposite: ill-will toward another)

    • @dhmkkk
      @dhmkkk 4 роки тому

      @@zuzanafenclova5827 huh left propogandist

    • @hugoboss8550
      @hugoboss8550 2 роки тому

      Same

  • @paulramos4037
    @paulramos4037 5 років тому +1814

    Trevor makes an excellent point. Term limits on all public officials. Little wonder Congress as a whole moves so slowly as an institution.

    • @nancymesek
      @nancymesek 5 років тому +107

      Can we make term limits for the Supreme Court first? They aren’t even voted in by the people.

    • @morgant1568
      @morgant1568 5 років тому +46

      I think if there is a government shutdown then no politicians currently in federal office should ever be able to run for another term. That would end the shutdowns really quick.

    • @andromidius
      @andromidius 5 років тому +40

      @@morgant1568 Unless its the President forcing the shutdown. Because as we have seen that's already open to some serious abuse. Otherwise, not a horrible concept.
      Though stopping their pay during a shutdown... Why isn't that in law already?

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +12

      @@morgant1568 No that would mean that a President could refuse to sign a spending bill, cause a govt shutdown and get to see all their political opposition out of power at the next election.

    • @morgant1568
      @morgant1568 5 років тому +7

      @@andromidius true but the president could not seek reelection. If it happened in their second term it would require different consequences.

  • @user-nh1en8ri9n
    @user-nh1en8ri9n 5 років тому +728

    I've never heard such a genuine and infectious laugh (5:33)
    Mood boost indeed 😂😂😂

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 5 років тому +23

      The best thing is when he shows a clip on his show that is so hilarious that he's laughing when they cut back to him.

  • @thiago4santos
    @thiago4santos 5 років тому +911

    Colbert needs to go on the daily show!

    • @Yngvarfo
      @Yngvarfo 5 років тому +34

      I think he's been there before. For, like, ten years or so. And when they finally managed to get him out, he stayed in the very next slot for another ten years, repeatedly knocking at the end of the show to tell them what he was doing. I don't think they'd dare to invite him back.

    • @patrickobrien5311
      @patrickobrien5311 5 років тому +2

      @@Yngvarfo lolyes

    • @socrappyicoulddie
      @socrappyicoulddie 5 років тому +18

      I assume you mean as a guest, lol. It would be so weird to see him as a guest and not in character. Frankly he should maintain that illusion and never appear on the Daily Show again, unless it's in character.

    • @thiago4santos
      @thiago4santos 5 років тому +1

      @@socrappyicoulddie that is the idea.

    • @Rumpum06
      @Rumpum06 5 років тому

      I’ve got some great news for you thiago..
      jk ik wym 😅

  • @paintedpony2935
    @paintedpony2935 5 років тому +306

    YES! we need a conversation about racism. Stop condemning each side and extend and have this conversation . It is a problem that needs to be addressed.

    • @ceciliaFX
      @ceciliaFX 5 років тому +22

      @demigodlike people with your attitude is why we need real truthful conversations about racism. You only want to push the topic under the rug. That's why racism has festered in the US. Get it out in the open
      The problem with firing the people in Virginia is that it will put a stop to the conversation. I want people to KEEP talking

    • @ceciliaFX
      @ceciliaFX 5 років тому +10

      @demigodlike - "..definition of 'racism' is black and white"
      you just assume that.
      both sides of my family are immigrants. I'm very mixed. you don't know what my background is.
      It sounds to as if you are projecting.

    • @ceciliaFX
      @ceciliaFX 5 років тому +12

      @demigodlike - you just proved my point that Americans in the US need to have a serious, adult conversation about racism.
      And it's not as if Canada doesn't have some issues with their indigenous people. But that's for THEM to figure out. That aside, Canada is full of lovely people.

    • @ceciliaFX
      @ceciliaFX 5 років тому +6

      @demigodlike - the real hate groups are the kkk and alt-right fascists. Get your facts straight
      Maybe you shouldn't be commenting on topics you are unfamiliar with.
      to be frank, you sound like a racist

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 5 років тому +10

      @demigodlike Excuse me, but I have to ask a couple of questions:
      Who is "they"? Why have you reduced an entire group of people to a couple of impersonal pronouns? Do you normally relate to people unlike yourself in this manner?
      I also wonder why you believe a never-ending race card is being played. Have you experienced a lot of time around black people? Why do you feel confident with this assertion?
      And why are black people in denial about the historical slaveryissue? I do not think you are a racist but I DO think you have not really had a deep conversation with African-Americans, especially some of our elderly citizens who had to go through a lot.
      I hope you take the time to answer my questions. I look forward to your reply. Thanks.

  • @mojojim6458
    @mojojim6458 5 років тому +1664

    Just because you have a lot of money doesn't mean you know what you're doing.

    • @johannes_franciscus_kok
      @johannes_franciscus_kok 5 років тому +31

      Exactly , you mean Trump did you ....................

    • @UncleFrosty
      @UncleFrosty 5 років тому +5

      Mojo Jim if i had a lot of money id just have someone do it tho lol

    • @JUSTJOElc
      @JUSTJOElc 5 років тому +6

      Just because you have alot of money doesn't mean you don't either

    • @mojojim6458
      @mojojim6458 5 років тому

      @@JUSTJOElc At the root of every great fortune there is a crime. So, if you mean that criminals know what they're doing when they deceive and steal....

    • @mojojim6458
      @mojojim6458 5 років тому +1

      @@UncleFrosty Funny. But I bet there are one or two things we'd prefer to do ourselves. ;)

  • @clerns
    @clerns 5 років тому +1338

    I really adore Trevor's goofy white guy impression.

    • @Kari.F.
      @Kari.F. 5 років тому +57

      He IS the perpetual goof, in the best way possible. He can be really, really blunt without coming off as hostile too, because he has that 'innocent, little boy' smile.

    • @atozer2547
      @atozer2547 5 років тому +4

      cos people doing generic derogatory impressions of other races is always fun right ?

    • @cpt1255
      @cpt1255 5 років тому +30

      Ato Zer cry more please

    • @atozer2547
      @atozer2547 5 років тому +1

      @@michaelpondo6324 wholeheartedly agree.....But we all know the massive faux outrage avalanche that would hit a white guy making a goofy black person impression dont we....liberals need to get over themselves before this BS ends

    • @cpt1255
      @cpt1255 5 років тому +4

      Ato Zer cry

  • @walterarchibald1318
    @walterarchibald1318 5 років тому +17

    How could anyone not like Trevor? He is a genius, talented in every way possible, yet totally genuine and, I'm sure, caring of other people. Somehow, he transcended his childhood. He's just absolutely consistent as an entertainer, as is Stephen Colbert. Would like to see them together more often.

  • @nancymesek
    @nancymesek 5 років тому +330

    4% approval for Schultz with a 3% margin or error. LOL

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 років тому +13

      So basically Starbucks employees.

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 5 років тому +13

      While hilarious, I think that even 1% ±3% is too high for him.

    • @kennedykariuki6352
      @kennedykariuki6352 5 років тому +3

      🤣😂😂

    • @aatiti2011
      @aatiti2011 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @OphiuchiChannel
      @OphiuchiChannel 5 років тому +4

      Thats way too high o.o it means 1 citizen out of 25.

  • @Animaniac-vd5st
    @Animaniac-vd5st 5 років тому +272

    I'm German and i never really understood, why it was THAT wrong for white americans to do black face for halloween.
    Then i thought about how i would feel if some people would dress up in some kind of Jewish costume in our carnevals (where we like to wear costumes)
    Now i understand.

    • @janethockey9070
      @janethockey9070 5 років тому +8

      S S Prince Harry did donn the uniform. We used blackface as the reason we didn't hire or pay black actors/ jazz musicians

    • @gabycomposer
      @gabycomposer 5 років тому +21

      Yea adding to the guy talking about minstrel shows, for like 100 years up until like the 50s it was one of Americas prime form of entertainment. These shows where white mean would dress up as black people and point all their comedy at mocking them and making them look stupid and advancing every stereo type during the periods of lynching and jim crow. The term Jim Crow was actually the name of one of these minstrel show characters. You can youtube them and see how fucked up they were its crazy. And again this wasn’t a small thing. This was at some point the biggest form of entertainment. Everyone went out of their way to see them.

    • @kdm313
      @kdm313 5 років тому +1

      Awaken (Sweet)

    • @jermaineedwards8384
      @jermaineedwards8384 5 років тому +6

      Yeah but it's deeper then just black face being insulting given the history of racism and mistreatment systematically and societal by white society towards Black's it made black face a further but just another injustice done towards blacks. If you only do something to one group of people rather then across the board it is not a fun joke like if a comedian only does racial jokes about White's rather then everyone I don't see how it's a joke.

    • @adamadappa
      @adamadappa 5 років тому +5

      @Agent Fungus thank you! not from the U.S. and this was helpful info

  • @nilofer60
    @nilofer60 5 років тому +149

    Such an articulate person... And oh those dimples! 🤩

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 5 років тому +117

    "All you're doing by running (Independent) is messing things up because America doesn't really have choices, you have two choices." -Truer words haven't been spoken in a while.

    • @meredithdisalvo8747
      @meredithdisalvo8747 5 років тому +4

      THAT’S BULLSHIT! How can this be a democracy with only two choices? I don’t give a shit what side you are on. Each side is full of money hungry idiots. There should be hundreds of parties.

    • @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
      @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 5 років тому +1

      @@meredithdisalvo8747 how is it bs. How many independents can you name that are in office now or ever?

    • @meredithdisalvo8747
      @meredithdisalvo8747 5 років тому +4

      Spiceybooger Spiceybooger the more independents we have running/being elected (not even Shultz necessarily), the more choices the American people have of electing people who better represent them. Look what these parties have done to the country, each side goes ape shit about anything. The past election was a circus. Why choose the lesser of two evils (Trump and Hilary) when you could choose between people who meet somewhere in the middle. It’s not red vs blue, left vs right, or republican vs democrat, it’s the people vs the government.

    • @nobodynowhere21
      @nobodynowhere21 5 років тому +16

      @@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 Our electoral system actively discourages 3rd parties. It is entirely undemocratic and truly makes people lose faith in government because they always think both sides are to blame for our troubles. If people could get over the fact that the founding fathers were NOT divinely inspired and could accept that there are some fundamental things that they got wrong that we could change and make the country a significantly better place, then we would all be better off. I am grateful for the men and women that protect our freedom but I dislike America, we think too highly of ourselves.

  • @robingarrett3171
    @robingarrett3171 5 років тому +129

    It is never lost on me that entertainment people on this show are almost always more articulate and intelligent than our president.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 роки тому +4

      Robin Garrett
      That’s very easy to be more articulate than Trumpster.

    • @connorsmith7804
      @connorsmith7804 4 роки тому +4

      A single cell amoeba is more intelligent and articulate than your President. And my prime minister....

  • @sigrunpihlaja3419
    @sigrunpihlaja3419 5 років тому +906

    I'm a simple girl I see Trevor and I click

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 років тому +2

      Dots in your name spell "ei" in morse code 🙂

    • @sigrunpihlaja3419
      @sigrunpihlaja3419 5 років тому +5

      @@NJ-wb1cz 😂 that's funny 'cuz "ei" means "no" in Finnish

    • @foundersroom1420
      @foundersroom1420 5 років тому +3

      If I saw u I would click. No disrespect, All Love.

    • @mikakorhonen5715
      @mikakorhonen5715 5 років тому +4

      Barbie is simple girl too and all she do is party.

    • @prayzi7253
      @prayzi7253 5 років тому

      im the unfamous kinda Trevor ,surely i can also make you click...

  • @patriciaa4451
    @patriciaa4451 5 років тому +11

    Trevor's laughter is so contagious. I have a serious crush on him

  • @TheAgamidaex
    @TheAgamidaex 5 років тому +167

    "The ... pics? Also ... all ... look poor, Steven"
    my favourite joke, hands down

    • @SgtMacska
      @SgtMacska 5 років тому +4

      I don’t understand. What did they bleep out here?

    • @HighFiveTheHorizon
      @HighFiveTheHorizon 5 років тому +6

      @@SgtMacska '...it's like: click pics?! Also, click...all clicks look poor, Steven'.
      Replace every instance of 'click' with the short name for Richard, the one that rhymes with click. (I don't know if The Late Show wants such words in its comments, so I didn't write it out)

    • @XavierRD
      @XavierRD 5 років тому +2

      I was assuming he was using the word that rhymes with clock. The one you said doesn't seem so bad.

  • @CREATORSAPP
    @CREATORSAPP 5 років тому +168

    I didn’t even know Howard Schultz did a cnn town hall before watching this

    • @ericmapande2383
      @ericmapande2383 5 років тому +1

      Now you know..

    • @gir2195
      @gir2195 5 років тому +6

      And it was cringe-a-rific

    • @andrewjohnson588
      @andrewjohnson588 5 років тому +5

      He paid for it himself, but must have forgotten to pay for advertising for it lol.

    • @maryannbrown5762
      @maryannbrown5762 5 років тому +1

      I saw some clips from it here on UA-cam. His eyes looked dead. It was so weird. He never really made eye contact with the audience.

    • @mbradley5543
      @mbradley5543 5 років тому

      Him and the interviewer were standing up for and inordinate amount of time. He couldn't answer basic questions. It was awful.

  • @tanyastewart7019
    @tanyastewart7019 5 років тому +7

    Trevor Noah never ceases to amaze me with his obviously intelligent but also clear and concise view of situations. He wades through the BS and propaganda sooo quickly and arrows straight to the heart and humor as well as the humanity and heartache of every situation imaginable! Man, to live in his brain must be like a rocket ship across the country every few minutes and onto the next expedition...I’m tired and have a headache just imagining unraveling and wading through the crap that happens in this world everyday! 😁

  • @Nah-ah
    @Nah-ah 5 років тому +4

    So much beeping in this interview with Trevor, love it! 😂🤣😂

  • @TheDuality0fMan
    @TheDuality0fMan 5 років тому +8

    I never realized how much I needed a profanity and laughter filed conversation between Stephen and Trevor until now.

  • @stephaniepeugh435
    @stephaniepeugh435 5 років тому +37

    Waking up to this video this morning was the perfect Valentine's day present.

  • @jayjones9225
    @jayjones9225 5 років тому +8

    2 of the most important voices in these depressing days. Thank you for everything you do guys

  • @MrMickey1987
    @MrMickey1987 5 років тому +85

    I’m Dutch and we have a tradition here, it’s a children’s holiday, called ‘Sinterklaas en Zwarte Piet’ (St. Nicolas and Black Pete). Black Pete is a Spanish more, who’s ‘zwart als roet’ (black from soot)... he’s St. Nicolas servant/aid who helps him brings kids presents at night, traditionally trough the chimney, that’s where the soot’s coming from. We have a whole social debate going on here now for the last couple of years where we get educated in what blackface means to most people in the world. It’s a cultural clash between Dutch traditions and the feeling of the Dutch people that they have given up so much to accommodate immigrants living here, and a overwhelming collective unwillingness to hear the arguments against black Pete’s look and how it hurts people by locking down in a, it has to stay as it is, frenzy.
    I’ve been black Pete and as him I’ve made so many children feel the magic of this tradition and brought joy in to their little lives.... because of that it took me years to get there and finally understand the problem with it... so despite of the magic I brought to so many little kids I could never bring my self to dress up like the current Black Pete ever again, now I know the whole truth.... but it’s been difficult trying to make my fellow Dutchmen understand... simply because all of us have such a wonderful nostalgic feeling of joy and happiness around our own magical years of believing in the fairytale of St. Nicolas that we instinctively get very defensive when ever anyone attacks the tradition, or even makes us feel like they are negative in anyway about it.
    The whole discussion has become so divisive and polarized that it’s completely toxic these days... and for us Dutch it’s highly unusual to get so polarized as a society on anything... But I can say from experience that once you see the racism in the way my society chooses to portray Black Pete? You could never not see it. For me, personally, a very uncomfortable and confronting experience.
    But it’s been a fine line between being vocal with my opinion and not getting in to a huge fight with friends and relatives... they are not ready yet and they feel that when they respect my opinion, I have to have respect for theirs.... the problem is that there is nothing respectful about black face at all... Pete doesn’t have to be black and his soot doesn’t have to cover his face like skin.... it’s ridiculous, but at the same time I get why so many Dutchmen resist changing Black Pete... it took me years of internal struggle to come to terms with something that as a kid was magical for me, a tradition in which I as a teen and young adult ignorantly participated in, before I got to the point where I was ready to see things in the eyes of the other and understand and accept the problems with Black Pete (problems which are not easily resolved, because of extreme polarization on the topic)

    • @MrMickey1987
      @MrMickey1987 5 років тому +3

      Alexandria East black pete’s origin lies somewhere in the 19th century, as a servant never a slave. As during the same time period slavey was abolished in the Netherlands.
      But in this day he’s portrayed more like St Nicolas jolly helpfull friend then a strict servant.
      That doesn’t mean his physical appearance doesn’t find its roots in our colonial past...it does. And the stereotypical look is rather offensive once you see it for what it is!

    • @alex1462
      @alex1462 5 років тому +7

      Michael Bennink oh so. It's subtle racism in today's culture. The characters' role was changed to appeal to times but the character's looks shouldn't be touched. I see now. It's a reminder of slavery to black people. But the character's look is iconic to the Dutch. Like it would be strange if Elmo was blue all of a sudden instead of red. Right?

    • @marshad905
      @marshad905 5 років тому +11

      I lived in Belgium for a few months and was shocked and hurt to see such a tradition. When I tried to explain to my Belgian classmates why it was offensive , they didn't understand, or want to challenge their tradition. I hope more people come to see how dehumanizing it is, as you did.

    • @MrMickey1987
      @MrMickey1987 5 років тому +4

      Alexandria East hitting the nail right on it’s head!

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 5 років тому

      Ze hebben mij eens nagedaan bij Carlo en Irene met een pruik en hobbitvoeten. Im not offended.

  • @tracyg9721
    @tracyg9721 5 років тому +31

    Is that his brown suit that was shades of his skin colour, he forgot to wear on Ellen

    • @t._dot
      @t._dot 3 роки тому

      I doubt it

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +18

    You only learn what you don't know when someone tells you you're wrong... and nobody tells people with that kinda money they're wrong, because they're paying your salary, and you still have student loans to pay off.

  • @thesoundsmith
    @thesoundsmith 5 років тому +18

    Trevor, I WAS taught about blackface in school Massachusetts, 1950s - we had an annual Minstrel Show. Because I was a child in a town with NO black or brown people, and only one Jewish family that had no kids, I knew nothing of race. We did NOT discuss slavery until we got to history and the Civil War (and never went farther, in 12 years of a decent public school education of the era, we never learned about anything in the 1900s...) I had no clue race was an issue - or even a thing - until my racist uncle showed my the other side.
    YOu want ignorant, ya got it. We are what we are taught.

    • @girlmellaceus
      @girlmellaceus 5 років тому +4

      "We are what we are taught."
      Very well said. Without an overhaul of history books and records that seems to promote only one key contributor to America's great history, this circus continues. I am still shocked as a foreigner to have grown up not knowing of the Hidden Figures women, Henrietta Lacks and so many more, see exhibit A
      www.popsugar.co.uk/news/Things-Invented-Black-Women-45801239
      Difficult conversations need to be had in the USA

    • @thetruth1733
      @thetruth1733 5 років тому

      I disagree and I am not white. If a film called Black Chicks was made by two white actors it would be the start of a global riot.

    • @beatrizmoreno9205
      @beatrizmoreno9205 5 років тому +1

      @@thetruth1733 You are relative, how can I trust anything you say

  • @msGVO
    @msGVO 5 років тому +368

    They dropping episodes like a damn spamming bot. Not complaining at all, pleeeaaase gimme more!

    • @januarybaby1063
      @januarybaby1063 5 років тому +14

      Dropping episodes? The Colbert show's on every weekday, been like that for 3 and a half years lmao

    • @januarybaby1063
      @januarybaby1063 5 років тому

      @42 jade More people have tv's than have the internet

  • @FritzSchober
    @FritzSchober 5 років тому +141

    Why is USA still so prude and bleeps words? It's 2019 not 1919!

    • @terihenri7230
      @terihenri7230 5 років тому +18

      Christian Evangelicals my friend, they're kinda running (ruining) this country

    • @BuildInRobloxStyle
      @BuildInRobloxStyle 5 років тому +7

      @@terihenri7230 That is purely because tv is losing viewer ship so they have to appease the largest audiences, and tv has always bleeped words on talk shows.

    • @janethockey9070
      @janethockey9070 5 років тому +1

      The children worshippers

    • @jupiteravatar
      @jupiteravatar 5 років тому +4

      it's not just the U.S. they do it in Europe too

    • @fbnx4219
      @fbnx4219 5 років тому +8

      @@jupiteravatar Maybe in some countries, but I have never seen something like this here in Germany.

  • @arniealaan6942
    @arniealaan6942 5 років тому +90

    the censor is too strong, I didn't get the last parts of their conversation.... : (

    • @nikobatallones
      @nikobatallones 5 років тому +5

      It's just one word that rhymes with "pic", easy to follow, methinks.

    • @Loki_K
      @Loki_K 5 років тому +3

      @@nikobatallones hmmmm sick? Quick? Lick? Ick?... nah, none of those make sense.... Kick? Wick? Tick?.... hmmmm 🤔 what could it possibly have been??
      (Heheh. I'm joking; hopefully that's obvious)

    • @nikobatallones
      @nikobatallones 5 років тому +1

      @@Loki_K I think it's Rick, and a Morty was in there somewhere, too. :D

  • @Janine11890
    @Janine11890 5 років тому +19

    Man i love that guy's outlook on life! He's funny as hell too.

  • @Jyshrii
    @Jyshrii 5 років тому +3

    A painted portrait? A marble sculpture? My husband has a good suggestion: How about a 3-D printed version so everybody can have one! You can buy one on Amazon!

  • @Locsmth
    @Locsmth 5 років тому +36

    Black people have been having the conversation for over a century now. It's regularly scheduled programming. Problem is, white people really started to tune in about 40 years ago, and already want to change the channel. Imagine binge watching Grey's Anatomy, someone stops by to visit somewhere in the middle of season 6, and they grab the remote to look for something else to watch by season 7. Crazy, huh?

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 5 років тому +2

      Nobody gives a damn about whiteface. Blackface. Hows about getting an education and having. Respect for our families and neighborhoods riddled with drugs and crime. Get a life folks. Go to church. Go to school. Go to help others. Stop getting involved in trivial issues. On tv and yutube. God. Bless

    • @bbhfjdy9175
      @bbhfjdy9175 5 років тому +1

      I stop watching after yang's left it wasnt worth it anymore yang's was my everything.

    • @beatrizmoreno9205
      @beatrizmoreno9205 5 років тому

      Except the conversation isn't a show you watch, it's something that's actually seeking change in society which means, if the conversation hasn't stopped, white people haven't stopped...

  • @arleneberlian
    @arleneberlian 5 років тому +287

    My two favorite people in da world 😍

    • @empath3133
      @empath3133 5 років тому +1

      Arlene Berlian same 💖

    • @DreamerTrain
      @DreamerTrain 5 років тому +7

      Add John Oliver too and its mine too!

    • @ivyking4149
      @ivyking4149 5 років тому +1

      That is just sad

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 5 років тому

      Arlene Berlian I prefer Steven Colbert then seph then this guy if there’s nothing lose it’s just weird watching a black guy act so white 😑

    • @baileyhutchinson1465
      @baileyhutchinson1465 5 років тому

      @@thewhitewolf58 What?

  • @TrishTruitt
    @TrishTruitt 5 років тому +1

    'Marble sculptures" LOL!!!

  • @annatomasiello2417
    @annatomasiello2417 5 років тому +52

    You both need to spend more time together loved it!!!!!! Smart comedy!!

  • @SaintMu
    @SaintMu 5 років тому +23

    Lol, if somebody just showed you this clip starting from when they discuss Jeff Bezos, there's no way you'd understand what they're actually saying, the censor dude is in a frenzy lol

  • @abuaseel01
    @abuaseel01 5 років тому +27

    I like when Jon Stewart, Stephan Colbert, Trevor Noah, Conan O Brian, Jimmy Kimmel go on each other's shows. Funniest interviews always.

    • @AlbertLara
      @AlbertLara 5 років тому

      abuaseel01 I would like to see Jay Leno as a guest on Conan’s show.

  • @ggonzale69
    @ggonzale69 5 років тому

    Thank you for releasing these in order for a change.

  • @CCEkeke
    @CCEkeke 5 років тому +2

    These two have such great chemistry. They play off each other so well.

  • @christianlukusa7194
    @christianlukusa7194 5 років тому +123

    Me reading them comments like " who got anything bad two say about these two greats:....

    • @jamenhej5022
      @jamenhej5022 5 років тому +2

      I would be very happy if I didn't have to see this shit recommended im my feeds. It's disgusting

    • @christianlukusa7194
      @christianlukusa7194 5 років тому +3

      @@jamenhej5022 😂😂😂😂the hell?
      Why do you find it disgusting ?

    • @sailormoonstone5172
      @sailormoonstone5172 5 років тому +9

      Ja men Hej! I have this crazy idea....get off of UA-cam, moron

    • @conancat
      @conancat 5 років тому +3

      @@jamenhej5022 You are disgusting

    • @lilshrimp5781
      @lilshrimp5781 5 років тому

      Edna Crow how is he crazy

  • @Jayeeyee
    @Jayeeyee 5 років тому +50

    I really want Stephen to interview Jon and just catch up on what's going on with his day to day life and then throw in some of those sophisticated satirical insights regarding the political landscape.

    • @angelamitchell6657
      @angelamitchell6657 5 років тому +4

      Jayee He’s has Jon on a lot. Look up old videos. They can barely get through without cracking up.

    • @Jayeeyee
      @Jayeeyee 5 років тому +1

      @@angelamitchell6657 I've watched them all but there really isn't one where they're engaged in a "constructive" interview.

    • @angelamitchell6657
      @angelamitchell6657 5 років тому +1

      @@Jayeeyee I agree. They are too cool with each other to do one seriously. But, it would be good. They are both so smart and witty. It'd be awesome. Love them both!!!

    • @chemxfan
      @chemxfan 5 років тому +1

      I think a monthly roundtable of both Jon & John Oliver, Stephen & Trevor would blow up the political landscape. Imagine anybody (republican democrat, or so-called independent) being taken to task by those 4....

  • @hindiabdelrahim
    @hindiabdelrahim 5 років тому +1

    Trevor & Stephen Colbert I can listen to such conversation for hours !

  • @Khalid-Haji
    @Khalid-Haji 5 років тому +18

    I always comment videos on UA-cam one ☝️ time and it’s only when I see these 2 kings are together on same table and I say.
    “Hell yeaaaa my favzzzzzz”

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 років тому +84

    White Chicks is still an iconic movie to this day

    • @koek1122
      @koek1122 5 років тому +4

      And black chicks were still part of an iconic threesome I once did.

    • @gregoryashton
      @gregoryashton 5 років тому +6

      randomdoodification What about Blazing Saddles??

    • @barbarawatkins4422
      @barbarawatkins4422 5 років тому

      Very funny movie.

    • @sassycat6487
      @sassycat6487 5 років тому +6

      @randomdoodification how is it racist?

    • @missnatalie771
      @missnatalie771 5 років тому

      in - deed

  • @avacaza7851
    @avacaza7851 5 років тому +162

    Sees Trevor Noah, instantly hits *like*

  • @thescowlingschnauzer
    @thescowlingschnauzer 5 років тому

    Marble sculptures...I lost my SHIT!

  • @zurinarctus1329
    @zurinarctus1329 5 років тому +56

    Two gods of comedy meeting fact to face

    • @47and28
      @47and28 5 років тому +1

      not sure they're "gods of comedy"

    • @itsainsley1072
      @itsainsley1072 5 років тому +1

      Gods of comedy OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂 they ain’t even funny

    • @47and28
      @47and28 5 років тому +1

      @@itsainsley1072 these guys are nothing compared to the legends of comedy such as robin williams, richard pryor, redd foxx, steve martin, george carlin, steven wright, emo philips ,eddie murphy (in his Delerious days)...

    • @robin2012ism
      @robin2012ism 5 років тому

      @@itsainsley1072 yet you are here. I wonder why?

    • @robin2012ism
      @robin2012ism 5 років тому

      @@47and28 kind of stretching it for Emo, but yeah.

  • @srijaneejoardar795
    @srijaneejoardar795 5 років тому +7

    That's more beeps than the usual average of both their shows combined. My 2 most favourite forever 😍😘💕

  • @simac3880
    @simac3880 5 років тому +16

    He's a smart guy and we're lucky to have him around.

  • @rockthered8706
    @rockthered8706 5 років тому +1

    I love how the last minute was almost 50% bleeped our 😂

  • @MaserXIV
    @MaserXIV 5 років тому +1

    1000 points to Trevor for giving the censor something to think about.

  • @leilakadribasic
    @leilakadribasic 5 років тому +8

    These two ... my day is made!!!

  • @taylor7077
    @taylor7077 5 років тому +11

    Trevor!

  • @farhinfaruque3302
    @farhinfaruque3302 3 роки тому +1

    Trevor loves the word "ramification", he has used it in his book too 😅

  • @abuaseel01
    @abuaseel01 5 років тому +2

    "On that high note" haha😂

  • @Moshington
    @Moshington 5 років тому +29

    Teachers need to speak up, I feel like many students just didn't pay attention, nor cared to. Now we suffer from their laziness / lack of care.

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 5 років тому +11

      Teachers themselves are not nearly paid well enough to care in America. They're barely paid enough to live.

    • @zerozero9642
      @zerozero9642 5 років тому +9

      That's part of the problem, but when there was no information at all about blackface in history books, it is hard to know that it was wrong. I didn't know that blackface was a thing, or controversy until it broke out on the news. People need to learn it someway.

    • @EntropysSmile
      @EntropysSmile 5 років тому +8

      The issue there isnt teachers not speaking up its the fact that 5 texans decide what can and cannot go in the books and then they design the curriculum. If you don not fallow approved curriculum you loose your job. 5 people all from texas decide evey bit of the US education.

    • @zerozero9642
      @zerozero9642 5 років тому +1

      @ It is greed and money in politic. Many officials only care about stuffing their own pockets, or holding onto powers and did not serve the people. They have cut school fund left and right. Some school has not had new textbook since 9/11, and their desks and chairs were falling apart.
      In the North West, if I remember correctly, they deprived the school of supplies and meanwhile the oil industry donated them. However, the school had to teach the kids that oil industry is good.
      Those in the blue wave that make the loudest noises are those who take no cooperate or pac money.

    • @Moshington
      @Moshington 5 років тому +3

      Pensa Simpson there are a lot of factors, a lot of it comes down to resource distribution to public schools. A lot of teachers are overwhelmed and underfunded.

  • @themaster408
    @themaster408 5 років тому +40

    *Insert John Oliver's "How is this still a thing?"* Blackface...how is this still a thing? Hey, you know that super racist thing? Maybe don't do it.

  • @BarbaraDr2023
    @BarbaraDr2023 5 років тому +1

    Please more of these two!! Interesting and entertaining at the same time.

  • @robertsbri
    @robertsbri 5 років тому +2

    Why can't we have a weekly show where Stephen, Noah, John Oliver, and Jon Stewart sit around talking about that week's news...While all their shows are great on their own to see the four of them do it together would be amazing.

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 5 років тому +11

    _White Chicks_ was punishable, but not for racism.

  • @adam346
    @adam346 5 років тому +7

    there goes their bleep budget for a bout a month.

  • @brisance
    @brisance 5 років тому +2

    You can feel the genuine admiration and respect they have for each other. ♥️👍🏼

  • @beauschidt786
    @beauschidt786 5 років тому

    You are two of my favorite people! Thanks for the laugh

  • @9-23-15
    @9-23-15 5 років тому +27

    Enjoying from Taiwan!

  • @RUDEMusicUS
    @RUDEMusicUS 5 років тому +12

    I genuinely love this man.

  • @nancydeis7121
    @nancydeis7121 5 років тому +1

    Thank you Trevor. I had no idea what black face was or why it was not ok . Until someone finally told the story. We need to talk and LISTEN

  • @MsOAWR
    @MsOAWR 5 років тому +1

    Love how this interview went from Extremely Important to every other word bleeped hahaha

  • @skipsteel
    @skipsteel 5 років тому +4

    Trevor Noah's book Born a crime, is an intimate journey in what it's like to grow up colored in South African Townships. The book is sometimes hilarious, sometimes hideous, and unfortunately a lot of heartbreaking moments.

  • @ironqueen_osrs
    @ironqueen_osrs 5 років тому +3

    All this talk about people wearing blackface in the '80's while I live in a (western) country that has a whole month of festivities around dressing up as blackface.

  • @lucist
    @lucist 5 років тому +1

    "i want these things painted", LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @GamingwithMahv1
    @GamingwithMahv1 5 років тому

    That White Chicks dig. Oh man, hilarious.

  • @olaoluwabode-omoleye356
    @olaoluwabode-omoleye356 5 років тому +10

    Everyone needs to visit the museum of African American history for a great context of slavery.

  • @Pointlessparodys
    @Pointlessparodys 5 років тому +3

    I love how Trevor Noah wants to pretend he's not rich while wearing a $6,000 Loro Piana jacket

    • @suaadali7730
      @suaadali7730 5 років тому +1

      What thats 6000$, come on now 😳😳

  • @nancydeis7121
    @nancydeis7121 4 роки тому +2

    Trevor Noah is one of the most interesting persons to listen to. He is funny as all hell but damn he is extremely smart and grounded and someone i would love to have as a friend.

  • @user-tp4fr4ij1p
    @user-tp4fr4ij1p 4 роки тому +2

    Trevor Noah’s idea of a conversation is him telling people what he believes is correct

  • @sashaumorris6698
    @sashaumorris6698 5 років тому +8

    It never ceases to amaze me how money make people think they know things they don't. Stephen Colbert

  • @marko3296
    @marko3296 5 років тому +6

    not to make excuses but most Americans are just ignorant. How many of them know why Columbus day is celebrated...You elected Trump ffs

    • @dlg5485
      @dlg5485 5 років тому +1

      Yes, it's WAY past time to acknowledge that many Americans are just dumb. Not in the 'unable' to learn sense, but in a 'unwilling' to learn sense. Willful ignorance, brainless partisanship and everyone's need to have their personal worldview constantly validated (rather than challenged).. these tendencies are destroying the country.

  • @weirdo4hgsa668
    @weirdo4hgsa668 5 років тому +1

    5:53 that's what genuine laugh looks like love them both nd I appreciate them cuz shows like theirs nd ELLEN literally helps me learning the English language nd am grateful 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

  • @FuyuBiyori
    @FuyuBiyori 5 років тому +2

    We need more of Trevor and Stephen just talking like that.

  • @IAmRedherrings
    @IAmRedherrings 5 років тому +8

    So glad Bobby Lee discovered this man in South Africa!

    • @TulipaBigDipa
      @TulipaBigDipa 5 років тому

      IAmRedherrings nobody discovered Trevor mate...

  • @MichaelFlynn0
    @MichaelFlynn0 5 років тому +4

    Trevor is so smart.

  • @upasanasahoo3305
    @upasanasahoo3305 5 років тому

    The sheer number of bleeps in the video got me. :'D

  • @uploaddownload007
    @uploaddownload007 5 років тому +2

    One of his best interviews ever.

  • @wallaceduncan9701
    @wallaceduncan9701 5 років тому +4

    Can I get a transcription for the bleeps, please.

    • @HighFiveTheHorizon
      @HighFiveTheHorizon 5 років тому +1

      Trevor: And as, as for the Penises: I’m shocked that Jeff Bezos was taking [Images of Richard] for himself. I’m just saying, at that level of wealth I would have a [Image of Richard]-ier. I’m just gonna put it out there
      Stephen: Have Annie Leibovitz (a photographer) come in! You know…it’s amazing.
      Trevor: I would have…I would like…that’s like, something that I would just assign- I would tell, like my executives, I just be like: 'Uh, Daniel, get- make sure you send a [Image of Richard] to, uh, Sarah and Mary please. Get…get ('em) from my catalog‘. I’d just have like a…like an exclusive catalog of special [Images of Richard] that I've sent out.
      Stephen: [Unintelligible] the Oscars for best cinematography last year.
      Trevor: Yeah! I would like a… I want a Guillermo del Toro, like, I want that kinda level of, you know what I mean…I want, like, [Images of Richard]-
      Stephen: Tell him to bring the IMAX camera!
      Trevor: That’s what I want. I want portraiture! I don’t even send [Images of Richard] if I’m a billionaire. I want these things painted. I’m gonna send you marble sculptures of my penis.
      Stephen: Sure.
      Trevor: That is what I’ll send you if I had that kind of money.
      Stephen: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe, like, a Picasso. Gimme, like, six of’em.
      Trevor: I’d, like, I want…yo! That’s what’s disappointed me with Jeff Bezos. It’s, like, [Images of Richard]?! Also, [Richards], all [Richards] look poor, Stephen.
      Stephen: They all look poor?
      Trevor: There’s no.., like, all [Richards] look like: [whining sound].
      Stephen: You gotta hang out with a better class of [Richard], my friend.

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 5 років тому +3

    Holy crap his white person impression is spot on.

  • @cnellie2947
    @cnellie2947 5 років тому +1

    loved this, laughed so hard had tears LOL

  • @juschu85
    @juschu85 5 років тому

    5:18 I think that's the new beep record for this show.

  • @adamafrixal6638
    @adamafrixal6638 5 років тому +14

    My two favorite host

  • @sarahmacdonald1143
    @sarahmacdonald1143 3 роки тому +4

    Stephen Colbert needs to Listen a bit more, he forgets he's the interviewer and not the interviewee as well

  • @amandawalski4407
    @amandawalski4407 5 років тому +2

    I love both of these guys! They are hysterical and really work off each other very well! ❤

  • @strangewayfaringstranger
    @strangewayfaringstranger 5 років тому +2

    My two favorite hosts together.

  • @milrione8425
    @milrione8425 5 років тому +12

    my love, Trevor

  • @ulengrau6357
    @ulengrau6357 5 років тому +3

    I love how the jokes between Noah and Stephen are just going over the audience's head. The same thing happened with John Oliver's interview. People just DON'T get intelligent jokes anymore unless the jokes make fun of somebody in current tabloid media.
    So sad.. lol

  • @Kabaselefh
    @Kabaselefh 5 років тому +1

    Noah’s suede overcoat is dope.

  • @Cherisilverfox
    @Cherisilverfox 5 років тому +3

    I would love to hear Colbert and Trevor’s conversation about New Orleans Carnival Krew Zulu’s history of mocking the then exclusively white Krew Rex but now “ethnically diverse” Krew by wearing Black Face for over the past 100 years to this day?

  • @wally2584
    @wally2584 5 років тому +3

    3:30 🤣 Stephen Colbert can't wait 🍆

  • @khalismustafa77
    @khalismustafa77 5 років тому +9

    Two best of the best

  • @mordoriggs
    @mordoriggs 5 років тому

    5:43 Went to Alabama a few months ago, bought the original hardcover (with the same art as the paperback in this video), and forgot to bring it back with me...

  • @jeandakaud4286
    @jeandakaud4286 5 років тому

    Trevor's stylist is killing it!