Cringiest Band Photos #2
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
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"that hair is so gringy, it's like from 2006 myspace era"
Jared... you are aware that you still have that hair right?
He didn't say the hair was cringy. He was saying the band photo was
0:19 Austin's earlobes are trying to escape
NoiselessGranola they are jealous of all the booch attention
lmao
Did you see WHAT HE DID TO THEM?! By the way, thanks for the Allantide mention/use! Cringey didn't begin to describe that.
LMFAO
You're an idiot
"The guy with his hands in his pockets is DEFINITELY the bassist!"
Or, you know, the guy standing right next to him holding a bass... XD
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"12 hours, that's a whole day"
nitetime dude. Must be what he meant.
Yeah technically is a whole day, because the other 12 hour half is pm
Gage Wartenbe ummm you’re a genius
exactly, whole day
12 hours is a day for someone with a sleeping schedule
"Whats edgier than a metal band standing in front of a church?" first thought: (black) metal band in front of a burning church.
What about a Christian metal band standing in front of an abortion clinic?
Dustin Bannister burning abortion clinic
National Socialist Black Metal band eating lunch at a kosher deli, maybe Infant Annihilator in front of a daycare.
Infant Annihilator posing their band promo image with a Kindergarten class.
That's not edgy that's fuckin cool
-Grandpa why do you have holes in you ears?
- ...
I would like but the number is perfect
Not sponsored by war robots. Reported
i agree with this
#Unsubbed
Avery M did you just respond to yourself?
Jared dines, "12 hours, that's a whole day, 12 hours". -2018
What do Dre and Nighttime have in common? I'll wait.
"that's the bass player"
not the guy holding the bass though
Jared you forgot to mention that those wireless earbuds are easy to pair lol
Dwight Schrute did he mention how many hours of battery life they have?
Did he even explain if you get a pair you get War Robots as a bonus?
did they mention earbuds?
Skeleton Rowdie the sponsor of the video was gogroove wireless earbuds and Jared and Austin were talking about how cool they are and he kept mentioning how easy they are to pair with your many devices so i suggest you buy a pair right now lol👍
Haha sorry Dwight, i saw the sponsor! I just took the question train a bit further.. too far it seems ;)
“Fourth in from the left” also known as second from the right 😂
17:03 I'm so happy you finally got to mine lol In defense of the guy on the right he used to have a giant mohawk but he had it down that day
Wow. Didn't realize how bad that looked until you mentioned it. Holy crap. Hope the Mohawk looked good to compensate.
That makes less sense, “let’s do a band promo!” *doesn’t do hair that could be a sick Mohawk*
I love how Dickey’s earlobes shook when he sang heart will go on
That “Oh no..honey..” at 7:41 I just pictured Jared being in Mean Girls for some reason lol
What's up with the "oh no's"? I thought it was a fun and funny photo.
He could😂
I feel like the cringiness can be overlooked by the fact that you actually took initiative and did something
P.s. if you guys read this, I mean no offense or discouragement in any way at all. You're so cool, you get views from people (me) who aren't even hip 😂
Except for the guys who took a selfie in their band room
I envy their naiveté.
I'll wait for Austin's guitar shred video with War Robots sponsor in it
Owns like 200 guitars and has a cracked phone screen. Priorities: you're doing them right.
All of Austin's vibrato comes directly from his earlobes
*"They're sitting on like, a Pontiac"*
That's a Corvette... 😂
Its a thunder cougar falcon bird
Sometimes i write Dickey on a banana and eat it
blood i support this choice
lmao thx
How do you stop the pen going through the banana though? Or do you write on the skin and eat that as well?
@@phantomechelon3628 huh??????
@@stpbasss3773 think about it. Not that hard to understand
Called an LTD bass a B C Rich, triggered
DarkestofTimes happy to see that someone else saw that too
As soon as that part came up I went to the comment section to see if anyone said anything about it and thank you!!! I had a wee bit of rage in me for a moment lol
DarkestofTimes exactly what i thought
I have the exact same and I'm triggered
WILLIAM SIXX same😂😂😂
15:30 "Thats the bass player!"
The other guy literally holds a bass
Thunderbird lol
LOL!
Jared: 12 hrs, that's a whole day...
Me: hALF
"The TWS automatically re-connect after an initial and simple pairing setup process".. Oh cool. Kind of like every bluetooth device ever?
Fluff has always rocked a dad look.
9:40 balck dude looks like wearing a zebra shirt
16:30 love the squidward pic though, perfect reaction
I like the way Dickys earlobes wobbled during the close up
Shout out to my boy Dan Jacobs. I know him in person and hes actually a really fucking cool guy. His current band, Garroted, is a fucking insane death metal band who just released a new demo. Will support that band for as long as they're around
But are they easy to pair??
Mika right? Lol but read the reviews first. Not a lot of people recommend those
They are. And they last 12 hours. That a whole day!
I hate that I never saw these shows till this year. But love them so much. "12 HOURS. That's a whole day" lmao
That symponic black metal band has to be from Indonesia.
Jared: We Just wanna give a quick promo to our sponsor...
Jared, a whole two minutes later: Lets jump into some cringy band photos
2:41 to skip the commercial.
Skip, skip, skip. ...📤📥📤📥📤📥📤📥
THANK YOU
not all heroes wear capes
ty
saviour
Jared: They last for 12 hours, that's a whole day.
Earth: Bruh, you forgot about the other 12
5:47 Suomi Perkele🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮 Torilla Tavataan!!!🇫🇮🤘🎸
Tuure Somalian... lol
LMFAO!!! Busted ass phone during your sponsor ad, hahaha! Nice. I legit love it.
Makes me feel less bad about my old band pictures from 2011
Man, all those band pics make me wish that I was that kind of kid back then lol
Playing an instrument, having a band. Really seems like a missed opportunity.
Hands down best intro/cover I've ever witnessed . My ears are bleeding and I'm happy
Sometimes I eat potato
Cyrus Logan cool
Cyrus Logan
I was about so say that
Cool
God all these potato lovers... potato potáto potato
Dickey7861 No! How could you betray us?! And I don't mean the fact that you sometimes eat potato, it's the fact that you aren't even Austin!
Jared: “12 hours! That’s a whole day.”
Tony Stark: “Your math is blowing my mind.”
3:26 "The BC Rich bass guitar" ExCUUUSE ME MITSER FISTER DINES BUT THAT IS AN ESP LTD F-200
I keep reading these as cringy band pornos lol
Jared looks like me when I went through my emo phase and wore hats.
"Holds enough battery power for 12 hours! That's a hold day." ~ Jared Dines
0:17 when you find someone just as weird as you
Zesty was far right, Keller was the one on the ground. Ironically the vocalist of the first band I was in grew up with those guys and we were playing music at the same time We Move Mountains was a band👍🏼
I was going to get that MCR shirt that Jared is wearing
...
i came to the comments to look for this
Zombie Halo I have it!
Pls dont, u will regret it
Cringy band photos are great
I think Austins diaphragm sits in his ears xD
I love how he says that’s the bass player when the guy in front of him is holding a thunderbird bass😂😂
My first band was 1982 we took one promo photo and I saw it and then immediately lit it in fire.
austin has always reminded me of the caterpillar from a bugs life
Can't wait to get my bomb ass headphones in the mail!
1:34 Hehe, Nicole tryna get that sneaky shout out. I see you guurl xD
Making fun of the kid with the bull cut but hes rockung a badass Germs shirt... hes probably low key cooler then everyone here lol
When all you can think about is, "why, just why?"
I don't know
Jared thinks at 7:50, "I like that they, like, all have the exact same hair... AS ME!!!"... but the words that come out his mouth are, "I like that they, like, all have the same exact hair, except for the dude on the left, with the curly hair"...
14:42
Kid looks more like he watched to many Harry Potter movies and fell in love with Snape.
"Tape her to a train tracks"
now that we know what NOT to do I think jared should give us advice on how TO take good band promos
I wanna feel triggered from that symponic black metal band, but unfortunately I'm too mature and proud to feel triggered
Same
You guys are like the real life Wayne world show 🤣🤘
“Oh no honey,oh no” Are you MAC? You two should meet.
I had that same A Skylit Drive tshirt in middle school lmao.
Did anyone else imagine a nice teehee during their my heart will go on opening? 🤣🤣
That wallpaper on ya laptop tho 👀👀
YOU TWO ARE BADASS...ALWAYS LAUGHING WATCHING!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crazy thing is, Austin looked the absolute best out of his bandmates in the thumbnail photo. Goodness gracious, that was horrible.
my friends and I took a random ass picture of us doing shit in front of a grocery store security camera monitor as a promo picture for a hardcore punk band we made as a joke.
Well, this video killed my dreams of having a band lol
As if not being able to play any instrument nor sing was enough
Dude I just picked up the earbuds. Do you guys realize that your code knocks like 25 bucks off the price?!?!?!
Nice try Jared
@@lenonel3286 underrated
00:29 the way Jared says “show” sounds so Australian
Digging Jareds my chem shirt 😂
9:55 omg, Sancity in Silence 😂
they played my cousins like, 16th birthday party in Tacoma hahaha.
Dylan, ThAt skylit Drive shirt is dope!
That moment when you're gonna "get right into it " but WAIT!!! ....A word from our sponsors
When Daniel Burris is in a video and nobody mentions gamma sector r.i.p
well, it's probably not like they didn't knew a band, i'm fairly sertain they've heard their album, it's more like Daniel by himself is not recognized as a standalone vocalist yet like Ben Duerr or Dickie Allen or any other big name
Somebody needs to be sponsored by a phone company! 😂
"Trying to get away from this guy who's going to stab him for listening to Atilla." 😂😂 Lmao God I fucking hate Atilla 👌
the best part about the sponsor is how jared didn't even try to hide the fact that he was directly reading a script lol
To their comments on the photos where the people aren’t centered:
It’s called rule of thirds. It’s an element of photography.
sneakyMCR Howlter but they’re not even in rule of thirds and they hit the edge of the frame
What is your profile pic?
@@CarolynDestruction a collage of pictures of Gerard Way, singer of the band My Chemical Romance. I wish I knew who did the photo.
That was me in the back of Jestin's photo! Im glad that one made it in.
Still can’t believe my former guitarist Kevin was Featured on this video 😂
Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly!
“12 hours, that’s a whole day”-Jared Dines
Nobody:
Every local Grindcore act: 2:55
I've got some epic band photos from back in the day that need to be added the next time you do one of these!!!
1:39 tryin to hide that big ass turtle lip
15:28 the guy with long hair is actually the bassist
6:09 on the other hand, there's nothing that makes us even think we're a band
“12 hours!
That’s a whole day!”
~Jared Dines
LMAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:04 that kid had a dope ass mohawk in highschool when that photo was taken 😂 holy flashback.
"remember Waking The Cadaver" uhh yess! They played the tiniest, shittiest bar in my small town in Canada and it was amazing. People were literally tearing the ceiling down. WTC were like "who wants to hear a new song" and legit people responded with "nooo, play Bludgeoned again!" lol
I love that Austin said that Finnish youth look like Russians
Jared dines: 12 hours thats a hole day
17:02 is literally the best part of this video lmfao
The zooms in on Austin’s face made this video everything
Yeah but how well do those earbuds work with *W A R R O B O T S?*
Honestly shocked that you didn’t go in harder on us, feels great to be noticed for something aside from a shitty acoustic EP tho (that’s on UA-cam if any lurkers wanted a laugh) and I assure you, it’s way cringier than four 14 year old scene kids covered in blood