The Worst Tattoos Of All Time!
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- Do y'all mind the mid roll at the end of the video? It would be dope to make some extra income even if its every few videos. Let me know how you all feel on that!! ALSO No hate to Bexey in the thumbnail (Dickey likes his music) His tattoos just give for a good pic ya feel?
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Dickey-Dines-Show in a nutshell:
Austin: *does anything*
Jared: *laughtes until he dies*
It's definitely a formula; it's classic talk-show humor...but, in the case of these guys, I think they still behave like that when the camera's off!
@@NN-ir9bj mhm.
Kinda reminds me of Howard stern. In the sense that it’s a talk show kinda deal.
"No Regerts?"
"Don't worry. I am one of THE tattoo artists in the city, man"
"You mean one of the TOP tattoo artists in the city?"
"Yeah, something like that..."
Just one of then brah...
Just ok is not ok
Adam Warden 😂😂😂😂
"I am THE tattoo artist here man."
The one they couldn't figure out at 1:27 was actually the Virgin Mary holding an adult Jesus Christ, you can tell from the familiar facial features on Jesus and the robe the Virgin Mary is often pictured in when pictured in art(at least in the Catholic Church)
Yeah it's called the Pieta by Michelangelo
"His butt must be so wide it looks like it's just huge" -Jared Dines 2019
I feel like the tat at 10:00 is a draugr from skyrim.
I think someone tried to clone Chewbacca and fucked up.
Scrolling through seeing how many worked that out lol
It ain't a Skyrim one just a normal viking draugr
@@nightwingx0126 yeah, I was honestly kinda digging it
That viking on the back of the guy's head has a pretty decent helmet though, I think that tat can be fixed
It reminds me of a Skyrim draugar.
It's definitely a draugr. I thought the helmet was decent too.
Saw Bexey.
Clicked on video.
No Bexey in video.
Depression.
You have been clickbaited, here is $5 off at hot topic as compensation
@@clownworldhereticmyron1018 That place still exists? I thought it died in 2013
yea ik lol
Babda Bubda same dude
sameeee
Most of these look like a 6 year old drew them.... 🤣🤣🤣 Oh, and I'm so getting that tat of Tupac on a unicorn... WHAT?!?!?
Honestly, I've seen six year olds draw better than some of these...jesus
7:45 I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be the Dire wolf symbol of House Stark. In this case more like House Shart.
13:57 how didn’t they notice that Jesus has six fingers!😂
That's fucking hilarious dude! Now that you mention it, I'm surprised that they didn't spot that one either...
Joker had that haircut in Scott Snyder's Batman Endgame
General Hargrievous I came looking for this.
@@ricardomendoza-oy8mp same lmao
I like your profile pic.
From my limited knowledge of Michelangelo, it looks like the second one was trying to be his statue “Pietà”.
11:26 looks like a wolf who would howl at the sun.
Just came to comment
Danny Devito's underboob.
Jajajajajaja
They should’ve just zoomed in on Jared’s right bicep and roasted his tattoo.
I guess they figured they didn't have to, since everyone else is doing it! 😅
The Jesus one at 15:34 looks more like a bad drawing of Cole from Knocked Loose
Holy shit it actually does! That's so funny. 😂👌🏻
This is the reason why I want to know the tatto artist first so this doesn't happen
Right?! Honestly, when people don't even look at an artist's other work before getting a tat, they deserve a bad tattoo.
The ad that played before this was for long lasting temporary tattoos,..."so your bad decisions arent permanent" that is hilarious!😂🤣
Why is Bexey on thumbnail?
This is why my tattoos cost me a LOT of money.
That the Cuphead soundtrack in the background? Dope.
Yup, Cuphead. A metalhead(s) favourite game.
It would be fun to see you guys do this but with only band tattoos. Loved the vid
I'd like to see that, too!
Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly!
why didnt they include jareds bicep tattoo?
10:20 it's a draugr (like in skyrim), the skin is sunken but still somewhat there
When Tupac is "just some random guy" damn.
They’re metalheads dude... they don’t give two shits about pop culture
@@zQoQz calm down skippy
Jay is a bucket of potato Tupac is much bigger than some pop culture bullshit
Austin’s reaction went, “That’s bad.” To complete facial reaction
You two always make my day:)
Love you guys 🤘 keep up the great vids!!!
The back of the head tattoo is the most easily recoverable tat. Just some quality shading and color and it’ll be good 😂
Nobody:
random little grasshopper: SUFFERRRR! SUFFFEEERRRR!!!
I’ve seen all of these on Facebook not too long ago too hilarious and horrible 😂😂
11:27 why does it look like John Travolta?
😆 It does!
How?
Yay, from Austin in Stevie T video straight down here.
thanks for the laughs! the best looking 1 was 1 eyed face on back of head!😂🍻
Yo. I loved this video. And you were right. I had a MIGHTY OLD LAUGH.
You guys should do the best tattoos next :P
Hey man! NES AND SNES Spiderman was dope af!
The Lion on the finger is Bootleg Mufasa from a JonTron video. LOL
The our futher face made my loose it lol good shit bros
The last Jesus looks like 10 second songs
The tattoo on the back of that dudes head looks like literally any character from Metalocalypse
12:10 Austin's face is priceless! 😂👌🏻
My dad’s friend is a self taugh tattoo artist who practices on himself and he’s currently doing a whole sleeve. ALL HIS TATTOOS ARE BETTER THAN THESE HOW ARE THEY SO BAD
Lack of drawing skills? I dunno.
2:57 At first, I thought Spidey was pooping hearts onto a spider...I liked it better, that way.
Yo Austin your plugs are sick
You should do a video on greatest fears
-Btw I have an irrational fear of windows at night I can't explain it just like walking past a window at night gives me a shit ton of anxiety
This is actually more common than u think. I have the same problem. I also have a problem with mirrors. Like say I'm shaving in front of the mirror and I drop something, I cant pick up the thing I dropped and look back in the mirror because I think the second time I look something will be behind me. Makes me panic for real
Love this video keep it up
I love it that you have bexey in your thumbnail lol
Funny and great video keep up the good work 👍
Aye that bexey in the tumbnail ooooh
The DickeyDines show is pure gold.
Dines always seem blazed out of his mind on the Dickey Dines Show
makes me feel much better about my bad tattoos
Austin being all pouty at the start is me all the time haha
So many tattoo vids. XDDD love 'em.
the birds look like they're holding snirely, the pokemon jared came up with a fajillion episodes ago
that tat on dines bicep should be on the list
It’s the Napoleon Dynamite Ligar!!! Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!🤣🤣🤣
The long deflated football reminds me of La Pietá by Michelangelo.
4:00
That's PAC on a unicorn! Lmafo!
3:38
"That's some guy"
It's Tupac haha
It looked like the tattoo artist didn't have enough room to finish properly, and Tupac ended up with his neck snapped...
It's og loc bro
6:50 is that mrBeast tiger thingy😂😂
I can't drown my memeons,
they know how to yeet
These make my slightly messed up one look gorgeous
I knew the guy that did that Patriot. Its from an old shop called Big Dogs in Bellingham Mass. The owner was my step sister's cousin. He died a few years ago but was notorious for that Patriot tattoo
The Rhombus of Life 🤣
everything the light touches...don't....fuckin' touch
2:00... he's the Joker, he's a midnight toker
Savage throwin bexey on the thumbnail
this hurts too much!
Wow actually first. Proud moment in my life.
*hits refresh*
...
Another moon I wait.
xJose Hernandezx Well it seems your life is a lie, you are far from first
@@knugen8075 it's all fun and games until you hit refresh😂
Jareds oddly placed and terribly aged recess tattoo shouldve been number 1
How is his recess tattoo terribly aged?
I love it when Austin hits the whip lol
10:20 is probably some kind of rendition of odin (hence the beard and only one eye) but no idea why its semi skeletal zombie like
The first tattoo makes me wanna grab it & make it centered😂😂
Hey that's 2 pac on a unicorn .. the one that says only good can judge me
1:18 - i think that’s supposed to be Pietà by Michelangelo (or some unreasonable facsimile) but certainly not the way it came out 😆
joker actually had that hair for a while in the comics tho
Llama, alpaca, wolf, dog that is also half-snake...the world may never know LMAO
You gotta love the cuphead music in the back round
seeing the P2 logo on Austin’s laptop makes me uncomfortably happy
You guys should do a bad celebrity tattoo vid
I'm hoping for that, too!
Yeah
I'm pretty sure the tat on the back of the head is an iron maiden album cover
Its a drauger from skyrim i think
7:27 isnt that the liger from Napoleon Dynamite?
I'm actually shocked they didn't know that was supposed to be Tupac on that unicorn.
I think getting a tattoo would be pretty cool (i have a couple ideas) but seeing all these monstrosities really puts me off. If i got any of these disasters on my skin it would be getting belt sanded off 😂
Just go to a good artist man
Literally go to any tattoo shop and they wouldn’t do this to you😂 also look at the art before they put it on your body
A Dickey Dines episode monetized? A thought I would never see the day ;-;
That second one is probably supposed to be The Pieta (Mary holding Jesus after he was crucified).
Also the joker one is probably saying jokers on pot.
you guys are so fucking hilarious!!! don't fucking stop making these videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:57 Eagle has triple beak, some kind of Stranger Things or what xD
"This is Fluff as a lion" and I've completely lost my shit
Hey I just wanna say I really appreciate you guy's work
The tattoo on the back of that dude's head looks like a viking zombie or a viking mummy. And that big back piece that resembles a crab, looks like it's 1/3 frog (back legs), 1/3 trilobite (body/shell/legs), and 1/3 crab (pincers/eyes). Lol. Poor guy.
Lesson is, tattoos are not to be taken lightly. If you have a good artist, and have put thought into your design, they're great. Don't do it impromptu, while drunk! My mistake was ignoring the section on the waiver, that asked if I had itchy skin. I always have had issues with that, but I REALLY wanted my tatt...12 years later, the tattoo will just randomly get incredibly itchy, and the outline will get puffy...The artist who did it is a total pro, but my skin is quite sensitive. That ink is there permanently, so it's nothing to take lightly.
tattoo removal
that overwatch shirt ist the shit, give it to me maaan!
The second one is horrifying 😂
There’s a famous statue of Mary holding the body of Jesus. I’m assuming that skeletor tat is of that. As for the joker, I don’t read the comics but I am familiar with the stories and versions of the joker and some more modern jokers have that hair pre-Jared Leto.
Who else thinks that tiger or cheetah chest piece looks like something Napoleon Dynamite drew? 😂 “It’s probably some of the best work I’ve been done.....” Lol!
7:49 I would legitimately get this tattoo in a heartbeat
12:43 "How do you cover that up?"
I am pretty sure that WAS the cover-up. You can see hands on hips and torso under it.
Tatakai no Kami yeah, had the same idea. Wow poor dude