@@MusicByDamienA Read a book called Close encounters of the 4th kind by C.d.b.brayan 3 day conference covering the evidence we have for abductions... 3 species 1. Looks like us Nordics 2. Greys 9ft preying mantis in charge of little grey men... insects 3. Not so pleasant! 3.5 billion years this planet has existed.... hundreds of millions of years of insects then hundreds of millions of years of reptiles....now us for 40k? Built in the image of God so we told. Google where the pope sits 😮 Google Lions rock in Sri Lanka 😬 Where would cold blooded reptiles go if the planet got too cold??? Lakes of fire start making abit more sense? I started reading the Bible (1st book ever compiled) and expected my theory to fall to bits.... angels with multiple eyes/wings... and a battle against a dragon at the end 🤔 ... spent 3-4 years asking random people 3 questions Do you believe in ghosts Do you believe in aliens Do you believe in God I now 100% believe in demons and advise you come back to God. a church is 3 or more Christians and 3 or more faithful Christians can cast out demons (had 2 cast out of me and i didnt know they were there) Hold every thought captive as if its not your own! Fear NOTHING, you have nothing to fear but fear itself! Good luck and God bless We keep falling away and worshipping baal - 🌙 baphomet - turns men into wemen 🏳️🌈 molock - child sacrifice (abortions? Bohemian Grove!) Well that clearly aint happening 🙄 Its not as if Christians were sent to their deaths charging machine guns ww1, Jews slaughtered ww2 and then kids grew up without God.... swinging sixties now they sniffing poop off their fingers in McDonalds 3am 🤢 Thought they in the same side ☪️ 🏳️🌈 ua-cam.com/video/tKIQwXJiIbw/v-deo.html Good luck buddy be kind to your naibour? Pull up any spelling mistakes for me 😉🙃🤪
@@MusicByDamienA out of the shadows documentary is an eye opener as well as that mosque on Epstein Island with the painting of bill clinton in a dress on wall! I need to go watch Nefarious film as i swear ive seen one/many? In afew different people and it no like me asking those 3 questions and talking to people. I hate writing and no like talking to people....
Because shit is different in Jamaica. They don’t let all the bs going on with the world influence them and they stay true to their culture. They’re used to this.
@@intrstnJamaica has the highest rate of homicides in the world. Around 80-100x higher than my country (netherlands) depending on the source. Yes, we should all aspire to be like them!
I LOVE how Jamaicans will stop to listen to any story and how fast they get sooo into it 😂 i wish i could be that invested in my family, let alone random stories! Gotta love the Jamaicans
@@ttdanimations1231 It feels to me as though your projecting your own negative issues and inability to face/resolve them onto me, on what's intended to be a positive post. Hope you get the help you need 🤷♂️
The way the man said “why” after he said he couldn’t smoke weed anymore showed more concern than than 99.9 percent of people would’ve shown. That’s real love.
It could always be fake, but I've heard that "how's it going?" in some cultures actually means "Hey, I want to know how your day is going, let's chat" instead of just "Hi."
@@lightbringer502tbh Jamaicans are typically friendly (especially in town areas or places with busy crowds per say) they might have a standoffish look to them from a distance but when approached like a decent person they will try to reciprocate the vibe as much. But as you know everywhere u gonna have a few that ain't so friendly but that's worldwide (just gotta clarify that..)
Yeahhh no. My wife is Jamaican as she doesn't even want to bring me down there because shes scared and knows how jealous their own family can be. She doesnt wanna risk me getting acid throw on my face or robbed at night 😂 And thats from family, strangers? Man, you asking to get caught up in something if you not in a tourist area
@@thedon9670nah it’s cause that shit was so unheard of he wasn’t expecting to hear that, monkeys aren’t even in Jamaica other than zoos. He was speechless and had nun to say but “you shouldn’t do that@
🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸 The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24 “But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth Isaiah 14:1 “For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob.” Isaiah 14:2 “And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors 2 Esdras 6:9 “For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth.”
I just love how he got into the conversation immediately, and he was so concerned over the fact he couldn't smoke weed anymore 😂 I love Jamaicans so much
I work with a Jamaican guy and he says of course in that exact same way, accent and dialect everything I can shut my eyes at the “of course” and see my coworker saying it
I'd say beside some few individual words I'd get the overall topic. Depending on how hard some accents drop though I might not understand a single word.
Apparently, thats an entirely different language called Patois. The reason we can understand it while it sounds really weird to us is because it's built off of English.
Murder rate in the US is 6.9 per 100,000.....murder rate in Jamaica is 50.7 per 100,000. Stop the virtue signaling like America is some desolate 3rd world country.
John 3:16 For God So loved the world that he gave his only Begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him should not Perish but have Everlasting Life. Jesus Christ Died for the sin of the World, If you believe in ur heart God risen Jesus from the dead and confess him with ur mouth to people you shall be saved. Jesus said I Am The only way to heaven there is no other way! Repent of urs sins (Repent means Change ur Mind turning away from sinful things and being truly sorry for it.) trust Jesus and give ur life to him He Loves you cares about you more than anyone ever will! we are saved By Grace Trough Faith!,this is sin: Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death but the gift of eternal life in our Lord Jesus Christ. Romans 3:23 For all have sined and felt short of the Glory of God. Repent or you will Perish. Love yall thanks for reading God Bless 🙌 🙏 ❤.
Despite being personally obsessed with proper English (I just love it). I actually really like Jamaican Patois, and also Pidgin. It's so fascinating to listen to. I guess it's interesting because you're hearing the "evolution" of a language. Every language has connections if you go back far enough, but it's often hard to hear the similarities because they're so distant and refined as their own languages at this point. But with Pidgin and Jamaican Patois, you can hear them mid-evolution as they're transitioning into their own unique language.
@@wetnoodlemanhear me out you small brained fsggot, they meant this topic of conversion, go talk to a Japanese person about back shots and see how quickly they walk away
I gotta say the only place where you cannot have a conversation like this is in America. Where I come from you don’t know someone and you can go up to them and talk like y’all best friends.
@@Anthrzithno it's from South Africa ack-shoe-lee. And the accent comes from French speaking south Africans learning broken English mixed with Swahili or some other shih and 50% just brain damage from alcohol and smoking
As a Jamaican, it’s nearly impossible to leave one of us speechless. Great skill 😂😂
😂
🤣🤣🤣
im assume reason he was speechless is, cuz he was white and spoke like them.. and telling such a ridiculous story :D :D :D
Bros Jamaican wtf u mean skill
He is Jamaican brother
the silence was LOUD 😭
bro was shocked to his core
😶🔇 Palpable *SILENCE* 😅
Fuckin Shooketh
the comment you copied is above yours, get a grip
@@silky2916Nobody cares
@@silky2916 “you copied the comment above yours. You’re busted 🤓☝🏻”
That's probably the best quit weed advice he got in his life 😂
😂😂😂
Sept it is a joke
Just say no lol
Imma need to smoke a fat one after hearing something like that
@@smileybear420 facts
When you regret entering a conversation but are too polite to leave
😂😂
“Backshot, everything!”
My man is an active listener fr 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A tru tak mahn
😅😅
A suh Jamaican people stay they will stand up and listen to you 😂😂
niko bellic would not have a problem of understanding what he saying little jimmy
Bro was disgusted, flabbergasted, and most importantly, disappointed
He was nonplussed
He was perplexed, bamboozled, smeckledorfed and most importantly in utter disbelief
only thing going in his mind "bomboclaat dah man yah a seh to mi"
That he didn't get to smoke!!
Oh, yeah then other things too
Х@@fadiok1768
He was loving the story and getting involved until you mentioned the monkey. He was shook to his core after that.
He wanted to call him a bati man but just kept his hand on his face 😭😭😭
And Wasn't even married lol
Ye!
bro who wouldn't? hes convincing with his act 😁
I’m telling you 😂😂😂
Backshot! Bro added his favourites😂😂😂
Man jamaicans are some of the most sincerest and wholesome people EVER
Yeah if you ignore the slavery and the machete gangs.
Then you see the vids of them getting angry and makes you rethink what you said
@@thegamingsteak976that applies to everything.
@@Aspect333-w9o nah dawg they got a different type of anger 💀
Except forcing gay and trans into hiding from fear of being beaten And assaulted Jamaicans are very lgbt friendly.
“You shouldn’t do that” I burst out laughing.
😂😂😂😂😂
Man me too lol.
What @tinkopti1818
The horror 😂
I bust out laughing hard in a me car , next man beside me watching me like crazy 😂
“Backshots and everything” man was adding adlibs to the story 😂😂😂
Common lets not encourage their wicked thoughts lol😇
@@chrisroberts313come on, let’s learn how to spell come on 😂
@@MusicByDamienA Read a book called Close encounters of the 4th kind by C.d.b.brayan
3 day conference covering the evidence we have for abductions... 3 species
1. Looks like us Nordics
2. Greys 9ft preying mantis in charge of little grey men... insects
3. Not so pleasant!
3.5 billion years this planet has existed.... hundreds of millions of years of insects then hundreds of millions of years of reptiles....now us for 40k? Built in the image of God so we told.
Google where the pope sits 😮
Google Lions rock in Sri Lanka 😬
Where would cold blooded reptiles go if the planet got too cold???
Lakes of fire start making abit more sense?
I started reading the Bible (1st book ever compiled) and expected my theory to fall to bits.... angels with multiple eyes/wings... and a battle against a dragon at the end 🤔
... spent 3-4 years asking random people 3 questions
Do you believe in ghosts
Do you believe in aliens
Do you believe in God
I now 100% believe in demons and advise you come back to God.
a church is 3 or more Christians and 3 or more faithful Christians can cast out demons (had 2 cast out of me and i didnt know they were there)
Hold every thought captive as if its not your own!
Fear NOTHING, you have nothing to fear but fear itself!
Good luck and God bless
We keep falling away and worshipping
baal - 🌙
baphomet - turns men into wemen 🏳️🌈
molock - child sacrifice (abortions? Bohemian Grove!)
Well that clearly aint happening 🙄
Its not as if Christians were sent to their deaths charging machine guns ww1, Jews slaughtered ww2 and then kids grew up without God.... swinging sixties now they sniffing poop off their fingers in McDonalds 3am 🤢
Thought they in the same side ☪️ 🏳️🌈
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Good luck buddy be kind to your naibour? Pull up any spelling mistakes for me 😉🙃🤪
@@MusicByDamienA out of the shadows documentary is an eye opener as well as that mosque on Epstein Island with the painting of bill clinton in a dress on wall!
I need to go watch Nefarious film as i swear ive seen one/many? In afew different people and it no like me asking those 3 questions and talking to people.
I hate writing and no like talking to people....
And then tone
"You shouldnt do dat tho..." 🤣🤣🤣
Bro actually made him consider quitting weed 😂😂
😂😂😂
hahahaha yeah man this is some shit thing
Lmaooo that's the 1 lmaooo
😂😂😂
Cringe as hell
When you can leave a jamaican speechless that is some powerful sorcery.
😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👍🏽
only white people can do this
The man is the only white guy I have ever seen with such a heavy ancient, he's gonna be the most respected person in Jamaica till this date 😂
@@bugsysnaps1838sean di paul widda bang bang
He's got the top spot after white jamaicans@@bugsysnaps1838
My man was traumatized in 2 seconds
😂😂😂😂
“You shouldn’t do that” 🤣😭
bro will never forget that image😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how you can’t understand 2/3rd of the words they’re saying but still fully understand their whole conversation with just a few words
Why are they all so interactive? Dude was taking him seriously too lmfaoo. I fucking love it man 🤣🤣🤣
People people, aggressively positive. I love the Jamaicans.
It seems genuine and I really like that, we can all be more like this and I bet we’d be better off. Slow down a little a listen to people
Because shit is different in Jamaica. They don’t let all the bs going on with the world influence them and they stay true to their culture. They’re used to this.
@@intrstnJamaica has the highest rate of homicides in the world. Around 80-100x higher than my country (netherlands) depending on the source. Yes, we should all aspire to be like them!
@@ReynaLikk-yj4xw Nobody asked you to bring your negative statistics in here when that is not the topic at hand.
I LOVE how Jamaicans will stop to listen to any story and how fast they get sooo into it 😂 i wish i could be that invested in my family, let alone random stories! Gotta love the Jamaicans
it feels like there are some underlying issues you need to address
@@ttdanimations1231facts
@@ttdanimations1231"and how does that make you feel?"
@@ttdanimations1231 It feels to me as though your projecting your own negative issues and inability to face/resolve them onto me, on what's intended to be a positive post.
Hope you get the help you need 🤷♂️
First of all, go talk to your family
Dude was so shocked it took away his jamaican accent 💀
Are you stupid?
You can't do that...
He just wanted to make it as clear and plain as he possibly could lol
Accent? He is speaking Patois! 🙄
He can’t stop doing accent dumas
That story f***** him up so bad. He not even laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro was so shook he started speaking queen’s English 💀
Imagine if after that he just went "Great Scott..."
Here's your 1000th like
A was waiting for him to go "Oh my days!" In a queen's accent
@@aw2584 "Blimey"
"Good heavens man, what in the devil are you on about?"
The way the man said “why” after he said he couldn’t smoke weed anymore showed more concern than than 99.9 percent of people would’ve shown. That’s real love.
And this is why 99.9 percent of people don’t say why
Jesus is the answer
😊😂
You mean Jah😏
@@dimitrioguenin6449 JAH is not jesus
"I dont have a wife, me never married yet" took me out 😂😂😂
Fr lmfao
All the way😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not as much as he took that monkey out 😂
And that’s why he doesn’t smoke anymore
i can't believe this took a year to appear in feed this the funniest thing ive seen in a while 😂
The lady in the back 100% tuned into all of that and didn't react like a master
You can see her eyes move slightly when he says "the same monkey from the zoo" 😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
That was the monkey
@@xXIDanIZzNah. Yall reaching!
No like this is how I low key be when I am listening in on a conversation just tuned tf out while “doing” something else.
Got that eavesdrop skill lvl 1000 lol. That's how the legend of the Jamaican Monkey King was born
This man went from Jamaican bro to Jamaican psychologist in the space of a minute.
Black guy looked like he needed a psychologist after that exchange
His accent was almost gone when he said "you shouldnt do that tho..." he was really serious with it
@@Aids_Viscuntihe got pretige-lected 😭
100
Jamaican vernacular always sounds like pirates talkin' when i hear it
Dude is so polite, he stopped! Clearly shocked and replies gently "you shouldn't do that though". I need a friend like this ngl 😊
you need a friend to tell you, you shouldnt be fucking monkeys?
your friends tell you it's okay to fuck monkeys?
Mate if you need a friend to tell you not to fuck a monkey...... you need more than a new friend 🤣🤣
It could always be fake, but I've heard that "how's it going?" in some cultures actually means "Hey, I want to know how your day is going, let's chat" instead of just "Hi."
@@lightbringer502tbh Jamaicans are typically friendly (especially in town areas or places with busy crowds per say) they might have a standoffish look to them from a distance but when approached like a decent person they will try to reciprocate the vibe as much. But as you know everywhere u gonna have a few that ain't so friendly but that's worldwide (just gotta clarify that..)
Man this made my day. Thank you for who ever that made this
"You shouldn't do that tho" the man was disturbed asf 😭
🇯🇲
Funniest comment 😂
And then he said "me never marry yet" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He didn't know what to do.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
If I spoke like this, I’d walk around and say random stuff to strangers too 😂😂😂… the dialect is a whole vibe! Shout out to Jamaicans 🔥🔥🔥
Exactly most esp.saying foot inna de air daaaamn 😂
thanks
lol I agree 😂
Wait till you hear Bahamian 😂
My neighbors wife is Jamaican and served in their military. Such a vibe I get off that man
“backshots.. everyting” 😂😂😂 nigga was locked in on that story
Guy said backshots first too 😂 He was loving it
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂wxaaactly wtf I came on here to write. Backshot eeeverehtinng 😂. Too funny.
🤣🤣🤣. This reminds me of that audi superbowl commercial.
I had to respect this dude, be that fluent in patua aint easy when you are not caribean
he actually is Jamaican
My man said “You shouldn’t do that” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭
Lmao with such concern too 🤣
bro went full queens english for that line
I was gonna comment the same thing fuck it I am 😭😭😭😭😭
@@K1NGJAM3S2o3 exactly
@@ricomuru9486it became SERIOUS 😂
“You shouldn’t do that though…..” genuinely concerned 😭
This response to the story is why I am still watching it on repeat
Poor guy 🤣🤣🤣
Ya see how the Devil wicked, 🤨👉 😈 🐵
You see how the devil weeekiiid😂
😂😂😂
"...you shouldn't do that though"😅😅😅
The mood swing is for real 😅
😂😂😂😂
Monkey from da zoooo 😂
That's what got me... He was like hold up
@@BOSSLADY-cu8vs from a 100 to 0, real quick.😅
He was so shock, the ‘gay white man’ hes been suppressing come out
Its kinda nice listening to them talk in jamaican
i could listen to these dudes talk all day.
oddly relaxing
It’s satisfying because it’s still recognizable as English without being totally alien. It’s like watching someone ply a unique instrument
London is the place for you then 😂😂😂😂
@@kevinbrannon8594FRL
@@kevinbrannon8594 this is Jamaica
Jamaican accents are so fun, they seem like chill people
Literally the opposite of chill
Murder rate in Jamaica is one of the highest in the world
Jamiacans will chop you up and have you in a curry the same night just for looking bro they crazy af
@@Lozza97 sadly patois is not an official language
Yeahhh no.
My wife is Jamaican as she doesn't even want to bring me down there because shes scared and knows how jealous their own family can be.
She doesnt wanna risk me getting acid throw on my face or robbed at night 😂
And thats from family, strangers? Man, you asking to get caught up in something if you not in a tourist area
"You shouldn't do that though" The jamaican accent went off😂😂
Fr
Monkey sex turns off anything except Dave chapel
😅😅
You realize that’s the language not an accent
@@Lando-ManUnited a united fan....we finally won a game today..GGMU.
Also english is the language, while the accent is jamaican, so what's up??
Jamaicans are the best story tellers in the world.
"you shouldn't do that" lol
lmao!!!❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Yeah that had me 😂😂
The look he had on his face was priceless
😂
Good advice.
"you shouldn't do that tho" dude is processing everything so fast 😂
he was flabbergasted
I was with him. Like... wait. Yo
What? No. Not cool😂😂😂
BACKSHOTS
😂😭💀
He lost his accent and everything
I like how his response was "you shouldn't do that tho"
And he lost the jamaican accent while saying that... xD
Holy shit I lost it when he said that 😂😂
@@walkernotte3019I hope you find it
@@mouaadjaaidi5011”yeah we’re not cool like that anymore” lol
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Anytime I'm feeling down, I come back to this video and it just lifts my mood! Unbelievable!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This man turned an actual Jamaican to a regular American when he said "You shouldn't do that tho"
Facts
but an american wouldnt say that
@@dickensmccain3129uhm what, of course we would say “you shouldn’t do that”. Stop hating on us, most of us didn’t even do anything wrong to you.
@@Venom2002-nah bro he’s right, every time someone tells me they fucked a monkey I tell them it’s cool.
@@wetsberyes we are.
"You shouldn't do that tho."
- Ancient Jamaican wisdom
🤣 💀
That's fucking hilarious
Yo shuna doe dat tho!
😂😂 Its like the Jamaican saying Come back Jacob.. He already falling
@@1whowasNEVERhere 😂
I love how he doesn't even consider the monkey thing could be a joke. He was so serious.
😂
Cuz some people actually do this in Jamaica. That's why he said you shouldn't do that.
@@thedon9670nah it’s cause that shit was so unheard of he wasn’t expecting to hear that, monkeys aren’t even in Jamaica other than zoos. He was speechless and had nun to say but “you shouldn’t do that@
@@thedon9670Stop spreading gross misinformation. People in Jamaica don't do that. The old man was simply shocked.
“You shouldn’t do that”😂😂😂
I love this Jamaican accent and language, it sounds so lyrical and chilled.🥰
"You shouldn't do that tho" my guy was distraught 😂😂😂
Bro was confused 😂
Bros whas locked in before he heard that
Yeah we saw the video pal..
Not gonna lie following the story I was as confused as the homeboy when he said monkey. 👀
@@KiloMafia9i didn't I'm blind
The instant look of concern in that man's face is priceless
The finger point n all
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🗣Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🤴🏽🦁👑🔥🛸
The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people. That are scattered in all nations through our fathers. Making them Israelite foreigners/Scattered sheep/The multitude
Yahawashi speaking: Matthew 15:24
“But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Deuteronomy 7:6 “For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth
Isaiah 14:1
“For the LORD will have mercy on Jacob, and will yet choose Israel, and set them in their own land: and the strangers shall be joined with them, and they shall cleave to the house of Jacob.”
Isaiah 14:2
“And the people shall take them, and bring them to their place: and the house of Israel shall possess them in the land of the LORD for servants and handmaids: and they shall take them captives, whose captives they were; and they shall rule over their oppressors
2 Esdras 6:9
“For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth.”
Guy, just thinking..... Bumbaclat!
😂😂😂
“…. But you shouldn’t do that tho 🥴👉🏿” killed me 🤣😭
dude so flabbergasted he became american, lol
This has to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while
FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
I just love how he got into the conversation immediately, and he was so concerned over the fact he couldn't smoke weed anymore 😂 I love Jamaicans so much
I CANT UNDERSTAND THEM, WHEN THEY TALK THAT WAY, IT HURTS MY HEAD...LOL
Seriously? It’s too easy to follow
@@mrs.berniemadoff3324 I feel you, it's just English but slanged to sound different and shorter.
@@mrs.berniemadoff3324read
@@javanehamilton1311it’s Jamaican Patois.
"backshot everything" he was so invested in this story 😂😂😂
"Everyting"😂
mannn🤣🤣
😂😂😂bro got confessed
Everything ye kna!!
😂😂😂that part
It's like hearing a different language that I fully understand
Thats how dialects work
Try listening to scots! It has a similar effect
It's hard for me to understand thick British accents.
Accents lol
Haha bro you’re just as stoned as I am 😂
It's the BACKSHOT EVERYTHING,for me😂
"I don't have a wife. Me never married yet" 😅
😂😂😂😂 I can't
XD
😂
😂😂😂
@@arlrub5040can't what?
I love Jamaicans. I had a Jamaican coworker that told the funniest damn stories.
Did he ever mention how much Jamaicans fight against each other?
@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganimenaw they chill and got good food who give af if they fight 🗣
@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime left right good night
@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganimeyeah just like every other human being on this planet..
@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime that sounds so personal u okay man?
Bro is really engaged in the story. Whenever a Jamaican goes “ehhh” you have their full attention 😂😂
Jamaicans in America love opportunities to speak patwa
or we zoned tf out 💀
Yes it's an art and skill in one.@@frosty1433
😂😂😂😂😂😂 good or bad situation from u hear e just know
@@visian1323Yes that is the trademark
He got me with the “Monkey” from the ZOO 😂
I love Jamaican. Something about the way words are spoken is pure magic and beauty to me
LOL THX IG
@ryanpusey1952 can't understand a damn word there saying
@@JoseSanchezdontyaknowthey're*. can't complain about pronunciation when you can't even spell
@xreecebombx ya I can nobody needs u to save them go sit down
Patois
That story gon live rent free in that man’s head for the next week😂😂
pmsl Rent free ya kna
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Its gonna live rent free in MY hear for the next week😂
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Week ? Try life 😂
“You burn weed ?”
“Of course”😂😂😂😂
I work with a Jamaican guy and he says of course in that exact same way, accent and dialect everything I can shut my eyes at the “of course” and see my coworker saying it
he said it like an intellectually respected fellow
Is water wet?😂
mf sounding like a grey poupon commercial
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I watched this about 10 times and its even funnier ever time 😂😂😂😂😂
"You shouldn't do that"
The Patois disappeared 😂😂😂
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What is patois?
@@JimChangg the informal way they speak but the word has evolved to represent a west Indian accent and way of speaking english
"But you shouldn't do that though." That's some high grade Jamaican wisdom.
They always be wise on accident
imagine reusing someones comment from the same video
Can’t even come up with an original comment how sad.
This got me laughin 🤣🤣 crazy!
why do people steal comments bro💀
I’m not gonna lie, Jamaican accent is one of the coolest accent I’ve ever in the world.
It's literally jamaican patois
@A_R_B_G Dude what? No african language would have the slightest resemblance to english, jamaican is broken english.
@@A_R_B_Gyeah Jamaican is broken English basically
@@A_R_B_Git’s english it’s broken english real english 🤦🏾♂️
U not gonna what?
had that man bamboozled after that conversation 😂
Bro. This accent is absolutely spot on
You know there are white jamaicans who just talk like that, right?
@@thelastmotel No. That's not legal in Jamaica.
dId YoU kNoW tHaT fRoGs FrOg BrO???
Learn something everyday
@@thelastmotelI didn't know that
@@thelastmotelI’m Chinese Jamaican yes we have the accent
"So then I realized.. I dont have a wife. Me never marry yet..." 😂😂
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Complete radio silence after that😂😂
...is when I completely lost it 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
He got REAL serious when you mentioned the monkey 💀
Facts 🤣
Y'all have one of the greatest accents ever! It's impossible for me to be upset listening to y'all!
I would listen to these conversations for hours
Fr
Jamaicans tell the best stories i swear
for real
#facts shout out to my people's at Ocho Rios, Jamaica 🇯🇲
I couldn't listen to this pa1e imposter for seconds let alone hours 😅
"Backshots everything" bro was invested 😂😂😂
IK THAT SHIT MADE ME LAAAUUUGH
HAAHHAAH, was looking for this comment.
@@mrlofi333Spewing nonsense. No one understands you fool
@@mrlofi333dude chill u bringing up race where there’s no race issue SMH
@@mrlofi333BYE. 🤡🫵🏻
He gained a friend and lost him within 30 sec of that story 😂
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Best comment 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
took me so long to realize they're speaking english lol. but this story made me LAUGH
Bro was so shook he started speaking proper english 😭
Jamaican Patois isn't English to begin with lmao. he was shook into switching languages 😂
what’s so improper about my language
Jamaican isn't proper English, it's proper Jamaican.
In b4 everyone gets their panties twisted over "proper"
@@Shnowz may i ask where you’re from
Jamaicans vocabulary is 60% metaphors 😂
I don't even know how they can understand each other, this is what English must sound like to foreigners
@@multicreativeartist6579im not jamaican and I understand easily
@@pot6577 Maybe it's me then
@@pot6577this is not easy to understand lmfao you are lying to yourself
I'd say beside some few individual words I'd get the overall topic.
Depending on how hard some accents drop though I might not understand a single word.
“Backshot” is wild🤣
Aged perfectly
yea mon
🙈
He says Buckshot!
PET DA DONKEY
Pet eh dwonkey had me rolling on the floor 😂
“You see how the devil wicked” is too damn funny 😂
That sent me
A very island phrase.
This one got me good lol
How?
That line alone got him invested 😆😆
Bro was too stunned to speak🤣💀
His finger pointing had me creasing 😭😭
man, jamaican convos are a blast to have, you never get tired of that accent.
Apparently, thats an entirely different language called Patois.
The reason we can understand it while it sounds really weird to us is because it's built off of English.
It’s actually a language itself how they speak it’s petwa
@@tander101tell me I definitely spelled it wrong lol
@@tander101its not a language its a dialect buddy.
Sometimes its annoying ngl😂
Yooooo! I lost it when he said he wasn’t even married 😂😂😂😂
He left him speechless. I've never seen a man this confused😂😂
He knows some things😂😂😂
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Backshot everything😂😂 The man was really feelin the story😆
I die 😂😂😂
😂
Backshot and everything😂😂😂 I like how at the end he started to think about the whole conversation to see if he was talking to a crazy Babylon.
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I’m beyond jealous how respectful Jamaicans are towards each other even when they don’t know each other I wish Americans could be like that
Murder rate in the US is 6.9 per 100,000.....murder rate in Jamaica is 50.7 per 100,000. Stop the virtue signaling like America is some desolate 3rd world country.
Man accent changed real quick “you shouldn’t do that tho”
bro went real serious after that lmao
you right LMFAO
Not accent but attitude accent is still Jamaican.
"The" man.
he still had the accent on that sentence
Backshots adlibs from the guy is legendary
…With the leg shake. He really placed himself in the tale that why it shook him so
"Backshot, everyting"
@@miskwainini 😂
"As in hallucinations" is when i knew it was gonna be a good one 😂
the pure and easily understandable "....but you shouldn't do that though....." Brought the proper english out of him there haha
“Ya bun weed?”
“Of course” 😂😂😂
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It's Jamaica after all
Great answer 😂😂
There is no world where a jamaican dude say no 😂
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He left the man speechless 😂😂
He left everyone speechless 😂
On Instagram it’s a bit longer haha
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He wanted some of that weed until the monkey was in bed
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“You see how di devil wicked” 💀💀💀
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Oi How much sins you be doing?
@@WeOutHerehuuuhshut up goofy
Johnny Sins@@WeOutHerehuuuh
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"Of course" gets me every time. 😄
I love how Jamaican speaks. It sounds like a completely different language, but you understand everything being said.
It is a different language called Patois
Very abstract kind of English. Never realized the beauty of it
@@frankiesprul5046 wasn't aware of that. Thanks for the fun fact
You understand "you know say me deh ah"? Okay.
Despite being personally obsessed with proper English (I just love it). I actually really like Jamaican Patois, and also Pidgin. It's so fascinating to listen to. I guess it's interesting because you're hearing the "evolution" of a language. Every language has connections if you go back far enough, but it's often hard to hear the similarities because they're so distant and refined as their own languages at this point. But with Pidgin and Jamaican Patois, you can hear them mid-evolution as they're transitioning into their own unique language.
These are the kind of fascinating conversations you can have in Jamaica.
Hear me out, you can actually talk to people in any language and have a fascinating conversation
@@wetnoodlemanhear me out you small brained fsggot, they meant this topic of conversion, go talk to a Japanese person about back shots and see how quickly they walk away
I gotta say the only place where you cannot have a conversation like this is in America. Where I come from you don’t know someone and you can go up to them and talk like y’all best friends.
@@AlkioHanmacertain places are like that in the states
@@wetnoodleman with strangers, in most of us Jamaicans are cool and easy to just walk up to
Your Jamaican accent is crazy good.
He is Jamaican
More than an accent it’s a whole new language! Lol
@@bruce_tee acktschually its a dialect of the creole language
@@Anthrzithno it's from South Africa ack-shoe-lee. And the accent comes from French speaking south Africans learning broken English mixed with Swahili or some other shih and 50% just brain damage from alcohol and smoking
Or is it that his American accent is crazy good?
That man ain’t smoking no more after that story. 😂😂😂😂😂