@@sunlightliquid8420 well I’m from England and never heard anyone say it, people will say “not a fucking chance” but “not a fuck” just sounds so much better haha
@@1889AP Hahaha, in my language it directly translates to "not n Vok" the "n" sounds like "uh" and the V is a fff sound and we just started using it no matter the language in my country
I love the content too but I wouldn't assume that Jamaicans are all friendly and approachable. If someone who didn't know the culture and the language/patois and tried shit like this in the wrong part of Kingston or other towns and villages (basically outside of the resorts), they might end up getting chopped up.
“Allow her to time.. cuz you see Karma, a one wicked something” one of the sickest quotes off the dome randomly I’ve ever heard and I be listening to Alan Watts lectures all the time lol Unless that’s just a common saying in Jamaica that a lot of people use idk but it’s dope af.
Before I found your channel I didn't realise how much I love the Jamaican banter. I could listen to it all day doesn't even have to be a prank could watch Jamaicans just having a mild convo, it's bloody brilliant.
Well that's funny you say that because an African man was told me he hates Jamaicans ...called them the descendants of slaves plus he thinks you're too violent
Outstanding! I'm from south London and grew up amongst West Indian kids. I have always loved Jamaican music, the staple foods and the patois, which is so great to listen to. Now I live in Asia and when I watch UA-cam videos like this, with the properly thick accent and slang, I can translate it to standard English for my wife who otherwise would be as clueless as to what was being said as I am when she speaks her first language.
All the important advice given in this series: "Email your wife" "Rewind and come again" "Do the right thing" "Gwan put real cocky pon her" "Work again and get the next one" "You can't shoot your problems"
The algorithm blessed me with this one! Sooo many instant classics in this joint! When he was saying his girlfriend had a large “pum pum “ buddy said it was from “A whole heap of a man”😂😂😂😂
@@jarethozb07it’s patois for ghost. The phrase "you believe in duppy?" is asking whether you believe in ghosts or spirits in Jamaican culture. It's a common question to inquire about someone's beliefs in supernatural entities.
Wagwan bossies! Happy Fathers Day to all di man dem wid dem lady or dem dutty gyal. Nonetheless, my brothers, tonight's our night to get freaky and bring out di mountain goat, or as me like to call it, di Paul Bunyan. Bombaclot is bombaclot! BIG MAN TINGS!
A lot of people have requested it so here is a compilation of my Jamaican pranks. Enjoy 🙏
Thanks! Greetings to your girlfriend!
legendary bro
legendary bro
Explain it
favorite new compilation just dropped
“Unfortunately ya idiot” cracks me up every single time
easily the best skit love the two lol
Really? Explain it
@@zatzutwice well see, the small duppy...and you know..the boat..🚶
"No problem papa" 😂
That's a good line
I love how no matter how stupid the question is the Jamaicans are so passionate about giving actual advice
If you always high you don’t judge you just want to help a mf lol
Jamaicans are generally beautiful people
@@only4realWe aren't always high 😅
@@sazude2how would you know you aint always high if being always high is normal for you
@@weeman2873 I'm not sure if you're serious lol
'Explain it' -> social anxiety 📈📈📈
🥴🥴🥴🥴 giggity shibbity dibbity
bro just walked away
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He gave that man his villain origin story 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He never gonna trust anyone after that lol
"Yo white man" always kills me lol
The best intro to any of these 😂
do you belive in duppy? ^immidiately crosses arm and invest in the conversation*
The fact that that got his full attention 😂
not a fuck
Killed me😂😂😂😂😂
that white Jamaican walking around like a shiny pokemon bro
Underrated comment lol
goat comment lmao
Jack Black is the original White Jamaican in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
2:35 why he start rapping out of nowhere lmfaooo
he mind dizzy
The weed make him dizzy
People speak like that
@@bloodclaat BOMBACLAAATTTT
@@Startz01 dun kno
“Not a fuck” is now my favourite response
Common in my country, thought this was a normal saying
@@sunlightliquid8420 well I’m from England and never heard anyone say it, people will say “not a fucking chance” but “not a fuck” just sounds so much better haha
@@1889AP Hahaha, in my language it directly translates to "not n Vok" the "n" sounds like "uh" and the V is a fff sound and we just started using it no matter the language in my country
@@sunlightliquid8420 Netherlands?
@@TothLaszlo77 He's for sure South African. >_
Hilarious
That first lady was so cute
"Who teach you the language here" 😅
😂
Any who😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She knows where's the camera at
@@kamrodeanof course. She's been interviewed
"backshot everyting"
why did bro start rapping at the end tho?👺❗
@@sdominik3945 that bit killed me 😂
@@sdominik3945 easily my favorite part
hahaha this part is the best LOOOL BACK SHATTTT EVERYTINNN
LOL
he found another white Jamaican & said "yo white man" 😂
friendly fire
"Explain it" is seared into my memory. Bomboclaaaattt😂☠☠
Walks away 🚶♂️
Much respect to the white homie✊🏼 He gave it to you straight😂💯
Wtf bro this is peak content 😂 Jamaicans are so friendly and approachable
Jamaica has the highest murder rate in the World. Be careful.
I love the content too but I wouldn't assume that Jamaicans are all friendly and approachable. If someone who didn't know the culture and the language/patois and tried shit like this in the wrong part of Kingston or other towns and villages (basically outside of the resorts), they might end up getting chopped up.
Yeah idk what you're talking about, some of these guys seem dangerous
@@melikmourali2072 Dangerous but nice. They mind their own business
The second guy was so in it killed me 😂 the look of concern and intrigue on his face when buddy says “..the monkey from the zoo “
you cant do them things there
"What were you saying again"
" I donta know i donta rememba"
😂😂😂 bro be having ppl discombobulated
You mean “discombomboclaated” 😂
@@tinyrakau4781 🤣
2:31 🤣 You flabbergasted him , he literally started to revert to an unskippable cut scene.
What did he say in the end? Im nit fluid in creole
@@apokkalyps6 Lmao no clue, he started to make noises like a cat having it's butt scratched 🤣
Jamaican security guard: “Aight I’ll give him a little warning shot for ya” 😂
"Monkey?"
"Yeah"
"Can't work with that" - never were truer words spoken. 1:11
Me deal wit it same way
Bro why are Jamaicans the coolest mfs on the planet 😂 makes me feel inadequate
the island way
Weed bruh
until ya get shot in kingston, which is known for high levels of violence, this guys lucky af
@@theapocalex You think that REDUCES their coolness? Ever heard of clint eastwood?
@@Demion83 Thats not even an argument mate... live in a high crime area and see how cool you think they are then
I love the guy at 2:08 getting really involved and throwing in a lil adlib 'Backshot everything'
“Allow her to time.. cuz you see Karma, a one wicked something”
one of the sickest quotes off the dome randomly I’ve ever heard and I be listening to Alan Watts lectures all the time lol
Unless that’s just a common saying in Jamaica that a lot of people use idk but it’s dope af.
Literally said by millions of people around the world all the time, just this time with that Jamaican twist.
explain it has to be one of your best bits omg
What do you call a donkey with 3 feet
that "Good luck Papa" line is so underrated 😂
Before I found your channel I didn't realise how much I love the Jamaican banter. I could listen to it all day doesn't even have to be a prank could watch Jamaicans just having a mild convo, it's bloody brilliant.
I’ve seen all of these multiple times before and I appreciate being able to watch all of them multiple times again with less effort 🤜🤛
EXPLAIN IT ?☠️
Bro trying to explained it as if he was held at gunpoint 😂😂😂☠️
Fr
@2:45 love he turned his lecture into song
"You wouldn't believe her?" Not a fuck!"
Always gets me good
"So like dinner too" is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just skip the "explain it" parts😂😂😂 I feel too sorry for their kindness
Me too.. They are all so real and nice
Going from the Jamaican voice at 0:30 to the white boy voice was so funny 😂
Fucking love Jamaicans! Shout out from your Nigerian Bredda
We ah come fram yuh lol 😂
Well that's funny you say that because an African man was told me he hates Jamaicans ...called them the descendants of slaves plus he thinks you're too violent
It's so lovely to see how many people are up for a casual chat with a stranger-easygoing, relaxed, cracking jokes.
The last guy not knowing who the fuck he is but going along with it like he's greeting an old friend, too precious
Outstanding! I'm from south London and grew up amongst West Indian kids. I have always loved Jamaican music, the staple foods and the patois, which is so great to listen to. Now I live in Asia and when I watch UA-cam videos like this, with the properly thick accent and slang, I can translate it to standard English for my wife who otherwise would be as clueless as to what was being said as I am when she speaks her first language.
"Me did plan to go rob somebody" whoa I haven't seen that one LOL
I’m saying. Side questz saved a life. APTTMH
All the important advice given in this series:
"Email your wife"
"Rewind and come again"
"Do the right thing"
"Gwan put real cocky pon her"
"Work again and get the next one"
"You can't shoot your problems"
Yuh buy breadfruit?
I watched these atleast 50 times 😂😂😂😂❤
You could watch this on repeat
The third man was baffled, and started rapping 😂
lol this will
Never get old to watch😂
Tings so srs unc start to freestyle for you😂😂
Right?!
The algorithm blessed me with this one! Sooo many instant classics in this joint! When he was saying his girlfriend had a large “pum pum “ buddy said it was from “A whole heap of a man”😂😂😂😂
Bloodclaat, love every single one of them. Keep em coming, bossy!
6:10 legendary your best skit yet lol
2:37 This made me realise I am pretty much entirely relying on the subtitles to understand what they’re saying 😂😅
More Jamaican pranks we beg!!
1:10 "monke?" the disbelief in his voice i cant💀
9:15 I respect the confidence with the hand over fist dap up he didn’t make it awkward just went with it like normal
Your stuff is gold bro 😂🔥💯
That "Bomboclaaaat" after he said explain small foot 🤣🤣🤣
Am a Nigerian and I love watching your videos man..big up brother you good at it
jamaican people are so approachable and jovial, I love it
2:25 he was flabbergasted 🤣🤣
Drops the jamaican accent: you shouldn’t do that though 😂
"Go git anudduh gurl"
Rock solid advice
I am just thrilled how open those people are to random conversation with a stranger
Jamaican "gangstas" have a sense of honour and integrity where certain boundaries are not to be crossed. Respect!
"Backshot, everything" gets me every time
even though i’ve already seen all these before, it still made me laugh 🤣 never stop this series
"Mi not have a wife" so funny
By the looks of these vids Jamaicans are the most friendly, chill and wholesome people.
Most underrated youtuber of all time 😂😂🙌🙌
This better have “do you believe in duppy?” 😂
Best one
What's duppy ?
@@jarethozb07it’s patois for ghost. The phrase "you believe in duppy?" is asking whether you believe in ghosts or spirits in Jamaican culture. It's a common question to inquire about someone's beliefs in supernatural entities.
@@IRZ09xX Cheers Bro
@@jarethozb07 yo white man. You believe in duppy?
Most genuine stuff on youtube. Gideon is the goat
'Ya get it right? Explain it..' That was heartless 💔 😂
When he asked bro to explain the joke im fucking dead lmfaooo😂😂😂😂
2:39 the subtitles disappearing took me out 😂😂
The man turning around around 10:00😂 after he said he gon shoot him
0:08 hit her with the Minnesota "ope"
Thanks!
😍😍
Always philosophising, preaching and setting the world to rights on literally any subject😂
I'm so jealous this is the greatest way to speak period
2:34 bro was out of conventional words so he started speaking bars
“See how the devil wicked?”
Shit, I need to start sayin that, that’s tough.
1:42 you burn weed?
Average guy in jamaica: ofcourse 👀
"Rewind and come again, big man thing" + "You can't shoot your problems"
Best advice. Poetry
"Anywho..." 😂😂😂😂
I like the way he talks to the first woman and KHT 😂😂
"Rewind and come again" My quote
That police saying "me give him warning shot for ya" hahahahahha
Jamaicans are so chill that I feel like I could just say random words in that accent, and they’d just roll with it.
"beg you nuh" underated line!! ahaha
"It costs more than lunch..." "So a dinner too?" lol
The guy laughed at the joke to be polite....
6:40 "not a fuck' LOL
"No problem, papa." That man is ice cold.
"Yo yt man" said the white man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
9:29 I always love it when he pulls shit like this, you can just see the face change like “oh fuck”
You're the fucking funniest, man
2:09 bro was invested in the conversation 😭
He's too funny have me here cracking up with laughter😂
How friendly are Jamaicans! Wagwan ya Jamaican Ali G, big man ting, respect! 😁
BRU!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣he said a MONKEY came out the room. I was dyin"
The way bro said:
Sorry about that after the 1st phone call
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wagwan bossies! Happy Fathers Day to all di man dem wid dem lady or dem dutty gyal. Nonetheless, my brothers, tonight's our night to get freaky and bring out di mountain goat, or as me like to call it, di Paul Bunyan. Bombaclot is bombaclot!
BIG MAN TINGS!
First lass got mad pillows for the weary head to rest.
i just love how you can start and end a conversation with a fist bump. no awkwardness, just ''fist bump'' convo done bredda.
I love listening to Jamaican accent❤❤
3:25 is what betrayal looks like