Cala Maria, living in the Bermuda Triangle, wasn't exactly the most attractive siren. Hell, when she sang, it drove pirates and sailors away from there. One day, she spotted the Devil himself, and requested for beauty. The Devil agreed, but with the cost of her Soul. She signed it, but after that, she dove into the deepest depths, hoping she wouldn't have to face the Devil again.
Has anyone noticed that during the second phase when she stone-beams at you that two of the snakes on her head, go to the back of her head, and through, pushing out her eyeballs out while holding them in their mouths? I have to admit, that is creative.
I noticed because I died when she was doing that animation, so she was paused like that on the death screen. There are sooooo many quick little things like that its easy to miss.
@Fairigold 🎶And one time I putted my head in my c*** and I had s** with brineybeard and I went to lick his balls and then did some drugs🎶 🎶And I couldn't fit myself in my a** so I forced myself right iiiiinnnnn🎶
Cala Maria is one of my favorite boss fights in this game. I loved her reactions when the fish squirmed out of her hands and when she got shocked by the eels.
And if she makes an appearance in the cuphead show I want her to be voiced by Tara strong because she happens to voice princess Ariel's daughter melody and do you think she's a perfect fit for Cala maria?
julius prime honestly, if you said you thought she was hot, no one would care. She is pretty thicc not gonna lie. Also the was she moves her hips in absolutely the most datisfying thing about the fight.
I literally just bought this game after watching this clip from it. The female boss has so much personality and it’s all animated beautifully. Along with that amazing soundtrack! You can never go wrong with jazz, if. Such a charming game. Well done...
I want Tara strong to voice cala maria in the cuphead show because she happens to voice princess Ariel's daughter melody and do you think Tara strong is a perfect fit for Cala maria?
@LlEUCU. BEAU× saying those things can make women with deep voices be insecure about it. And that is your opinion, for me and many people that voice suits her perfectly
in my opinion, this is the best design in cuphead, both for the themes they managed to incorporate into her design (the pirate ghosts, the marine life thing, and of course the gorgon transformation); but also just how they designed a villainous mermaid. personally, my favorite part of the design is the dead octopus which forms her hair, and how her stone-vision is accomplished by two of her snake-bangs taking over her eyes. i think all of the cuphead bosses accomplish their respective aesthetics very well, but cala maria just feels like extra effort went into her.
True, but how do you justify her stone attack? It’s literally undodgable and it’s just a artificial way to make phase 2 and 3 harder because they have little going on. Also I’ve S ranked her so it’s not about me being bad. I don’t think you can “git gud” in phase 2 and 3 because the petrification is random and frustrating. Phase 1 is so creative with all the sealife and even the dead ghosts teaming up to bring havoc. However, the creativity falls short in phase 2 and 3 where she only has 1 attack. Both she and Karls robot have immaculate phase 1 yet their fights fall apart after that.
A wicked and vicious crone of the sea, a grotesque mixture of mermaid and gorgon, Cala Maria was the sort of creature ascribed to legends and nightmares in the ports around Inkwell Isle. Those who succumbed to her wicked gaze were turned to stone, and their ships left to sink at the bottom of the ocean. It was even rumored that she consumed the souls of those she destroyed, consigning them to eternity as a part of her consciousness. Yet Cala Maria was not entirely pleased with her lot in life, for she was hideous, and the reflective surface of the water reminded her of this constantly. In disgust she searched for a way to make herself beautiful, and it seemed that her answer came in the form of a small black boat sailing away from a distant pirate ship. Aboard that boat was the only one who gazed upon Cala without fear: naturally, the Devil. He admired her cruelty and agreed to grant her wish, provided that she relinquished her soul to him. What he didn't account for, however, was that the rumors were true and she in fact had _many_ souls, mostly the souls of deceased pirates that she had consumed. The Devil warned that he would get what was his eventually (he always did), but granted her desire all the same, and in an instant she was a beautiful mermaid. Yet as the Devil departed, he gave a cryptic warning that the loss of her beauty would be... *shocking.*
SonicDestroyer12 I had to wade through a filthy cesspit that is currently the comment section to get to your backstory (because I love your backstories for the bosses). I have to say you made it worth it.
Jared Moldenhauer: *"Hey, Cuphead is popular! Heck, it's becoming a worldwide phenomenon!!"* Chad Moldenhauer: "Oh really?" Jared: *"Yea, everyone loves the bosses especially!"* Chad: "Great. We got them just right!" Jared: *"Everyone seems to be very fond of Cala Maria too!"* Chad: "Oh? Why?" Jared: *"Here, I'll check!"* *5 minutes pass* Chad: "Hey Jared, are you done with th-- what are you doing." Jared: *Violently clicks off the Cala Maria R34 tab* *"N o t h i n g"*
I just love her animation as Medusa. And allow me to say HOLY CRAP they went into intense detail, even drawing creases in her skin. These guys are awesome.
I think it's cute and hot how she is slightly "soft". The amazing animation really complements her movements, you can even see the lines form along her stomach as she rocks her hips. Oh and inevitable meme: EXTRA T H I C C
The developers are all like: -great news! Our fans love all the bosses! -wonderful! which do they like the best? -they seem particularly fond of Cala Maria. -oh? What are they saying? -they are saying...oh dear... -what? -you don’t wanna know!
Big Gus Cala Maria is one of my top favorites because 1) I really like her attacks (especially the eye blast) 2) She's pretty, and everyone loves an aesthetically pleasing video game character
Something that actually make sense in this game: Cuphead being able to survive petrification (potentially) unharmed. As a sentient hunk of baked clay, he's already stone-ish!
Phineas: So you're saying that you don't have rhythm But listen what you're doing right there! With that stamp and a book You've got a real nice hook Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare Sherman: I have no idea what you're talking about I've got about as much rhythm as that chair What happened to me was a tragedy But I don't have to be a millionaire Look, I got a sweet deal going on here I got all the books that I can read All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's What more could a librarian need? Woman: Ssh! Sherman: Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm! Phineas: You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me Don't you see what you were doing right then? That's a wicked groove you were starting to move Mister, you got rhythm times ten Sherman: I think perhaps that you're not listening I find it tedious to repeat It's no big crime, I just can't keep time I'm telling you I lost the beat I don't need my face on a T-shirt Or hit a power-chord guitar They were screaming my name I guess it's a shame But I don't need to be a rock star Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm! I ain't got rhythm Phineas: Sounds like rhythm to me! Sherman: No, I ain't got rhythm Phineas: Seems like they all agree! Sherman: Said I ain't got rhythm Phineas: But you're laying down Sherman: (I ain't got rhythm!) Phineas: Some funky syncopation! Sherman: I ain't got rhythm Phineas: But you got that beat! Sherman: No, I ain't got rhythm Phineas: Look at them, they're stomping their feet! Sherman: Said I ain't got rhythm Phineas: It's time for you to rock Phineas and Sherman: A brand new generation Library patrons: Brand new generation Sherman: Gonna rock a Phineas and Sherman: Brand new generation Sherman: Because I ain't got rhythm Woman: (sigh) Would you just go join the band? (Music style switches to a swing tune) Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm! Sherman: Hey, hey! Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm! Sherman: Hey, look at...! Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm! Sherman: Look at that trick! Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm! Sherman: Check it out! Look at me! (drum solo) Sherman: Hey, I got rhythm!
Nah, rule34 speed record is still Orisa's release in overwatch. Like wtf she is a robot centaur goat and 1 hour after her release there was already 2 fanarts on r34 (Btw your profile pic is giving me playstation PTSD please make it stop)
aw don't worry cala maria don't listen to those bullies I love you and I think you are the most coolest cuphead boss in the universe you know what I would do if those bullies try to harass you? I bite them on their arms!
Does anyone notice how when she has been defeated, one of the snakes plays the violin as if she was the ship that is going down. This boss has so much attention to detail.
I actually love all the little details for her. Her 'hair' is actually an octopus for example. Also, her last phase makes me think of Medusa from the Kid Icarus games. A Gorgon who still fights even without a body.
MonkeyBoy32904 You will be given one last chance. If you do this again, I will unleash Robot Thanos (with the Infinity Stones), Robot Galactus, Robot Darkseid and Robot Kirby on you. You have been warned.
cute hairstyle, big eyes, button nose, lil mouth, wide hips, cute pink skin, adorable greeting, hilariously cute dive, cute surprised expression..... damn you Jake Clark for making me have a crush on a drawing
DA MotoNeko wait. So let me think about this.. her name is a play on words, plus a normal name, plus a foreshadowing? Damn, the devs knew what they were doing huh 😆
"Yes, Miss Cala Maria, it seems you're suffering from a case of 'Cancerous Fandom', no worries though! You're not the only one who has this.... There's also Bendy, Freddy, Sans, and a bunch more.... Sadly there's no cure for this Disease."
DID YOU KNOW One of the reasons why Cala Maria is so massive is because according to British folklore some mermaids were able to grow up to 2000 feet tall
My favorite thing about the boss is the second phase. Look at the way she constantly moves her hands. It's almost as if she's dancing to her theme and moving in the way most cartoons would back then.
Lol at some of the girls in the comments complaing about how perverted or annoying giving her attention is. The creators made her look this way on purpose so obviously she's going to get recognized for her beauty. She's so cute how could you get annoyed ☆~☆
I agree with death blade. Her design is quite pretty, her animations were adorable, and it was neat of them of the creators to turn a cute squid mermaid into a floating medusa head. It's be nice to see a "behind the scenes" with this character. Until then, its just a shame that from the look of the comments she'll just be pegged as the hot mermaid and any other work put into the character was looked over.
Everyone who did porn of the characters, especially Cala Maria do have skills, but why using them for the kind of art only them and people like them will like? Better for them to use it the right way, so everyone could appreciate it
She's shaking her ass the whole fight. Good one cuphead, good one.. Edit: I’m surprised to see where this comment is going to. People calling me a pervert, correcting me. Just to let you know, I don’t care.
This game was art in motion! I really cant wait for the sequel & then a totally new world these guys can make something truly special. Kind of sad we didnt see anything on the DLC I hope its not in trouble =(
I don’t know about the gamers, but people that can’t enjoy a game say that they want to put her in porn videos since they think she looks sexy. We don’t need to hear about their dirty thoughts and they are judt going to ruin this boss fight. It’s disgusting.
Ik it’s a small detail but adore her rolls like ik it’s a natural thing that should be included regardless but seeing them in animation and such makes me so very happy
From a cute mermaid to a gorgon to a floating head
1930's animation in a nutshell
Mister Bubbles Super Swing animations as well! Man I miss them good old days!
Mister Bubbles and that is the Max Fleischer's animation style in the 30's.
TEN OUTTA TEN, LOVE IT!
True
Mister Bubbles Yeah, weird.
It's been roughly 5 years, and nobody mentions that when her head breaks off her stone body, the body itself resembles the Venus de Milo sculpture
That's so cool, I just looked up, I don't know if that's intentional or not, but it's still a cool thing to see!
Ah, yes. Also that part probably is also supposed to be show that she's based of Medusa from greek mythology. She goth beheaded in one story.
Some fish grow back body parts. Maybe she'll grow a new body.
@@Ich-Existiere-Nicht it's my favorite Greek mythology story
@@RandomDragonEXE it's intentional
Cala Maria, living in the Bermuda Triangle, wasn't exactly the most attractive siren. Hell, when she sang, it drove pirates and sailors away from there. One day, she spotted the Devil himself, and requested for beauty. The Devil agreed, but with the cost of her Soul. She signed it, but after that, she dove into the deepest depths, hoping she wouldn't have to face the Devil again.
Where this come from? You created by yourself or is there a database about he bosses? Anyway, that's a very good story
Thought of it myself.
That would explain why she's so cute.
Good story.
Good Story
Btw where did you find that?
Has anyone noticed that during the second phase when she stone-beams at you that two of the snakes on her head, go to the back of her head, and through, pushing out her eyeballs out while holding them in their mouths?
I have to admit, that is creative.
Always knew cala maria had no brain in her head
Thought i was the only one to notice lol
I noticed because I died when she was doing that animation, so she was paused like that on the death screen. There are sooooo many quick little things like that its easy to miss.
Ikr quick !!!
i dont think does are snakes i think they are eels
She's so adorable when the fish shes grabbing gets away...
That adorable "Oop!", too! 😙
Waifu alert
lsr444 😏
@@flickerodette6636 horny detected, horny detected
Ik
🎶 My father was a sailor
My mother was a fish
Since I was little girl, I only had one wish 🎶
🎶a tiny dream… belonged to meeeee🎶
@Fairigold 🎶I started off small, but my ambition grew🎶
@Fairigold 🎶And one time I putted my head in my c*** and I had s** with brineybeard and I went to lick his balls and then did some drugs🎶 🎶And I couldn't fit myself in my a** so I forced myself right iiiiinnnnn🎶
@Fairigold 🎶All my life I have wanted to be🎶
@@Koifishyy. 🎶the fiercest monster in the deep, blue, seaaaaaa🎶
Mugman: It’s nice to meet you Ms, Maria. My name is-
Cala Maria: Dinner. Your name is dinner.
Correct
"Actually, my name is- oh."
🎶My father was a sailor, my mother was a fish🎶
@ǟ ɨռȶʀʊɖɛʀ 🎶a tiny dream… belonged to me…🎶
@@GachaGia517 🎵 to be known across the seven seassss🎵
Cala Maria is one of my favorite boss fights in this game. I loved her reactions when the fish squirmed out of her hands and when she got shocked by the eels.
And if she makes an appearance in the cuphead show I want her to be voiced by Tara strong because she happens to voice princess Ariel's daughter melody and do you think she's a perfect fit for Cala maria?
@@joshuasebsebe3919 how do u feel about the actual voice
@@ZADARGG people can like a character not for just fan service ya know?
@@joshuasebsebe3919 Her father was a sailor her mother was a fish 🤣
Thank you!!
I love how when she comes out of the water she appears mad but shows off her beauty after.
Yeah...
"Yoo Hoo!"
The "yoo hoo!" Always makes me laugh a little
Since she's a siren, I figure she's doing that to distract Mugman and Cuphead. She even flirts with them.
Irvin Morales she’s also part gorgan since she turns them to stone
Her hips don't lie.
-Xtreme- yeah they say "I'm a thirst trap for the boys" ( this is coming from another guy)
XD
for real.
well I got to admit I love how cala maria dances in the water it is kinda nice but I don't mean it in the perv way I meant it as a compliment!
julius prime honestly, if you said you thought she was hot, no one would care. She is pretty thicc not gonna lie. Also the was she moves her hips in absolutely the most datisfying thing about the fight.
StudioMDHR: so, what should our mermaid boss look like?
Aku: EXTRA THICC
Izar good one Izar good one...
Izar *THICC
Izar doesnt thick mean chubby right shes not chubby shes skinny
thicc*
She's not thicc, she's just curvy
The most viewed boss fight video of this game.
_For obvious reasons_
@Zymire Lewis How old are you
@Zymire Lewis She looks like a beautiful woman in her first phase. Draw your own conclusion.
@@kylestubbs8867 I was just joking lol I get it
@@jojonta2119 I get it lol I was just joking
lets not go down there.....
Can we just take a moment to appreciate those hip moves?
Ari Amakawa is what i did the whole video ;)
As someone who loves animation, her hips mesmerize me
Virgins everywhere XD
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
that's how she swims
Probably the boss I had the most trouble with. Dem hips that just wouldn't quit kept distracting me.
crypto66 Playing with one hand I see 😏
Me too lol but seriously tho dem hips need to be appreciated cuz DAAAAMMMMNNNN
OriginalNames Don't exist stop.
+TenseFrenchToast **WOOSH**
Dude people can’t resist dem hips
*Cala Maria turns Cuphead to stone, Cuphead breaks free*
Maria: "How did you escape my spell!?"
Cuphead: "Because I'm already _Rock hard_ baby!"
Richard Paxton thank you, I'll be here all week!
*silence* *starts clapping*
_no_-
MrPwner911 I want to die now .-.
Don't die, you have so much to live for!
I literally just bought this game after watching this clip from it. The female boss has so much personality and it’s all animated beautifully. Along with that amazing soundtrack! You can never go wrong with jazz, if. Such a charming game. Well done...
I want Tara strong to voice cala maria in the cuphead show because she happens to voice princess Ariel's daughter melody and do you think Tara strong is a perfect fit for Cala maria?
@@joshuasebsebe3919 I don't think she is, especially since the season is out now. I feel like she'd be a better fit for Baroness
@LlEUCU. BEAU× And here I had no idea that this comment of mine from three years ago had any replies, lol.
@LlEUCU. BEAU× women with deep voice don't sound masculine, stop
@LlEUCU. BEAU× saying those things can make women with deep voices be insecure about it. And that is your opinion, for me and many people that voice suits her perfectly
90 percent of comments: “ sexy hips, rule34, etc
Other 10 percent:”this is a tough fight”
Noice.
A Shy guy agreed, that site should be flooded with Cuphead's stuff now.
... but it is true though.
IT WAS E Z!
Yeah, it couldve been harder
heh, love the little dance she does when she's in "evil form"
Me too
Raging Raving ikr. looks fucking cool
I love that
The animations in this game are so great. From the dance that gorgon form Maria does to the cool eye thing werners mechanic cat does
Literally spooky month dance
Boss 15- 300K views
Boss 17- 400K views
Cala Maria- 1 million views
I wonder what's happening here...
Oh nothing out of the ordinary, that's for sure.
(throws Cala Maria Rule 34 out window)
I blame the trailer.... And tumblr.
Shes xtra thicc
Rule 34
It's 2 million now.
in my opinion, this is the best design in cuphead, both for the themes they managed to incorporate into her design (the pirate ghosts, the marine life thing, and of course the gorgon transformation); but also just how they designed a villainous mermaid. personally, my favorite part of the design is the dead octopus which forms her hair, and how her stone-vision is accomplished by two of her snake-bangs taking over her eyes.
i think all of the cuphead bosses accomplish their respective aesthetics very well, but cala maria just feels like extra effort went into her.
True, but how do you justify her stone attack? It’s literally undodgable and it’s just a artificial way to make phase 2 and 3 harder because they have little going on.
Also I’ve S ranked her so it’s not about me being bad. I don’t think you can “git gud” in phase 2 and 3 because the petrification is random and frustrating.
Phase 1 is so creative with all the sealife and even the dead ghosts teaming up to bring havoc. However, the creativity falls short in phase 2 and 3 where she only has 1 attack.
Both she and Karls robot have immaculate phase 1 yet their fights fall apart after that.
The Betty boop of the seas
You know, they actually designed Cala Maria off of Betty. Her facial build, respectively.
But with a neck
The Booty Boop
not only that, but her small hand dances are also based off on betty's dances, like this one:ua-cam.com/video/gmg0J626vlw/v-deo.html
Betty Boop is more ugly than Cala Maria
A wicked and vicious crone of the sea, a grotesque mixture of mermaid and gorgon, Cala Maria was the sort of creature ascribed to legends and nightmares in the ports around Inkwell Isle. Those who succumbed to her wicked gaze were turned to stone, and their ships left to sink at the bottom of the ocean. It was even rumored that she consumed the souls of those she destroyed, consigning them to eternity as a part of her consciousness. Yet Cala Maria was not entirely pleased with her lot in life, for she was hideous, and the reflective surface of the water reminded her of this constantly. In disgust she searched for a way to make herself beautiful, and it seemed that her answer came in the form of a small black boat sailing away from a distant pirate ship. Aboard that boat was the only one who gazed upon Cala without fear: naturally, the Devil. He admired her cruelty and agreed to grant her wish, provided that she relinquished her soul to him. What he didn't account for, however, was that the rumors were true and she in fact had _many_ souls, mostly the souls of deceased pirates that she had consumed. The Devil warned that he would get what was his eventually (he always did), but granted her desire all the same, and in an instant she was a beautiful mermaid. Yet as the Devil departed, he gave a cryptic warning that the loss of her beauty would be... *shocking.*
SonicDestroyer12 I had to wade through a filthy cesspit that is currently the comment section to get to your backstory (because I love your backstories for the bosses).
I have to say you made it worth it.
SonicDestroyer12 thank god i found this comment i really like the backstories
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Deep lore
SonicDestroyer12 Umm but she transformed into a gorgon because of the eels
Y'all missing one point
DAT SAD SNAKE IS PLAYING VIOLIN
"Oh, boo hoo.. Lemme play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin."
Oh yeah!
That*
Yaaaas
Yeah hes playing my heart will go on
0:53 ahahaha
It is funny joke because she spat out ghost pirates
She swallow alot of sea men *ohahaha*
Just... take my like and go.
Maybe she wallowed Captain Brian weird then spat out 2 Werner werman ghosts
I:(
r/cursedcomments.
Oh shit
they gave her stomach and fat rolls
_i appreciate that._
Good detail.
Most of womans have that dude
lovely gun yeah but cartoons don't usually portray that
+Malachi Roberts Because most would never go into such detail XD.
JellySquibbles That Michael Mell profile picture tho
Jared Moldenhauer: *"Hey, Cuphead is popular! Heck, it's becoming a worldwide phenomenon!!"*
Chad Moldenhauer: "Oh really?"
Jared: *"Yea, everyone loves the bosses especially!"*
Chad: "Great. We got them just right!"
Jared: *"Everyone seems to be very fond of Cala Maria too!"*
Chad: "Oh? Why?"
Jared: *"Here, I'll check!"*
*5 minutes pass*
Chad: "Hey Jared, are you done with th-- what are you doing."
Jared: *Violently clicks off the Cala Maria R34 tab*
*"N o t h i n g"*
me: if she was real I'd have her liver right now
she's here *hides in bushes without notice and when she approaches throws knife no miss block or dodge knife left unnoticed until stabs her*
got her
*goes to the dead body cuts up the body vertically and tears out the liver, lungs, and other organs of the dead body and eats them*
MonkeyBoy32904 You okay, dude?
I just love her animation as Medusa.
And allow me to say HOLY CRAP they went into intense detail, even drawing creases in her skin.
These guys are awesome.
But I'd also like to take a moment to appreciate the turtle.
Her phase 2 dance is the cutest thing in that phase, you can't prove me wrong.
Someone told her it was a spooky month.
The turtle is pretty cute
@@heartsforsayoriDID SOM1 SAY SPUUKY MONFF???1?1?1?
@@Ozzy622 SPOOKY MONTH!!!!!
I think it's cute and hot how she is slightly "soft". The amazing animation really complements her movements, you can even see the lines form along her stomach as she rocks her hips. Oh and inevitable meme: EXTRA T H I C C
Hips
+Aqua Kiso oh my, cute
And that's why hand drawn animation is great.
Jonathan Evans learn not to get so triggered over 3 letters....
@TheSlayer no such thing as too thicc.
She's so friggin adorable initially.
Then I'm like NOO poor baby! By her own eels >
The developers are all like:
-great news! Our fans love all the bosses!
-wonderful! which do they like the best?
-they seem particularly fond of Cala Maria.
-oh? What are they saying?
-they are saying...oh dear...
-what?
-you don’t wanna know!
Hmm🤔🤔
It's true though
Big Gus Cala Maria is one of my top favorites because
1) I really like her attacks (especially the eye blast)
2) She's pretty, and everyone loves an aesthetically pleasing video game character
then turn them to stone?
give me your liver
Has anyone noticed when she turns into stone. Her whole ghost fly’s out? That’s really cool tbh and creative
I love that fact that everyone in this game is dancing and having the time of their lives.
I just realized that
Something that actually make sense in this game: Cuphead being able to survive petrification (potentially) unharmed. As a sentient hunk of baked clay, he's already stone-ish!
She's cool! I really like her design! The Octohair is so cute
Beautiful Octohair!
*MEGGY:* Woomy! I have squid hair!
Her hair kinda resembles Celia's hair from Monsters, Inc.
**Splatoon intensifies**
Cala Marina... sorry, Cala Maria is Octoling confirmed.
I like How Cala Maria can switch between her mermaid and Medusa forms any time she wants in the Show.
Yea :D
She got rhythm.
Vegetarian Soylent-Green a good callback
Vegetarian Soylent-Green I said I aint got rhythm
Phineas: So you're saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doing right there!
With that stamp and a book
You've got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare
Sherman: I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got about as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?
Woman: Ssh!
Sherman: Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm!
Phineas: You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That's a wicked groove you were starting to move
Mister, you got rhythm times ten
Sherman: I think perhaps that you're not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime,
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat
I don't need my face on a T-shirt
Or hit a power-chord guitar
They were screaming my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm!
I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: Sounds like rhythm to me!
Sherman: No, I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: Seems like they all agree!
Sherman: Said I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: But you're laying down
Sherman: (I ain't got rhythm!)
Phineas: Some funky syncopation!
Sherman: I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: But you got that beat!
Sherman: No, I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: Look at them, they're stomping their feet!
Sherman: Said I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: It's time for you to rock
Phineas and Sherman: A brand new generation
Library patrons: Brand new generation
Sherman: Gonna rock a
Phineas and Sherman: Brand new generation
Sherman: Because I ain't got rhythm
Woman: (sigh) Would you just go join the band?
(Music style switches to a swing tune)
Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm!
Sherman: Hey, hey!
Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm!
Sherman: Hey, look at...!
Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm!
Sherman: Look at that trick!
Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm!
Sherman: Check it out! Look at me!
(drum solo)
Sherman: Hey, I got rhythm!
Vegetarian Soylent-Green I AINT GOT RHYTHM
XD thx
Congratulations you've hit a new speed record!
Rule 34: YEESSS, YEEEESSS
even ur mother will. seen in rule32 with Charles darwin
Wot
Nah, rule34 speed record is still Orisa's release in overwatch. Like wtf she is a robot centaur goat and 1 hour after her release there was already 2 fanarts on r34
(Btw your profile pic is giving me playstation PTSD please make it stop)
Trash Kun I do not have any interesting profile photos, sorry, I'll get one soon
he really changed it the madman
Did anyone else get some strong Flapjack vibes every time she went under water?
Stout Shako Yes, I most certainly do 😄
Stout Shako please dont remind me of that show it gave me nightmares
bruh
It was an old cartoon network show
Oh yes
WISH
"My Father was a sailor. My Mother was a fish."
"Since I was little girl I've only had one wish"
“A tiny dream belonged to me”
“To be known across the seven seas”
“l started small but my ambition grew”
“And now I’m known across the ocean blue”
From Mermaid to Medusa(or Gorgon). Make sense.....
DysDust maybe she was a gorgon in the first place, and was posing as a mermaid? EDIT: oh nvm, the eels transformed her into a gorgon
Then to the bane of every clocktower based stage ever.
Calamaria is a genus of snake. so the name plays on calamari and the genus.
She is Medusa who sold her soul to the Devil and become Cute Mermaid.
DysDust more like Siren
Cala Maria: The mermaid who doesn't know how to handle fish properly
me: the one who eats livers AND lungs and drinks blood
MonkeyBoy32904 hold on, are you Hannibal lector, jedidiah sawyer (leather face) or some crazy cultist?
MonkeyBoy32904
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I crave to be a cannibal
MonkeyBoy32904 with fava beans and a nice keamchi
Dem hips
Cory Fice You c you get
Cory Fice they don't lie
Squirtle X Master butt u mom is more sexy
hand drawn too
The Troll Sexiest mom?
TOTALLY NOT DEKU'S MOM... *pulls out a BNN*
Ok. Time to take down another boss. Im ready.
0:03
Cala Maria: "Yoo hoo!" 😘
😱 OH NO! SHE'S CUTE!
(Slapping face) Get a hold to yourself, man! You have to fight that boss!
That’s a reference to VOAdam Mug man saying:”OH NO SHES CUTE!”
OH NO! YOU'RE A SIMP!
@@EpicRadicalDude
Yeah...
Ya are... takes one to know one.
@@Itihari3 Why ship us tho? What if I don’t like women.-
XTRA THICC*
Thanks :)
Zem Vader perv
Butterman Gaming kid
Let me guess, that profile pic is from a R34 of Cala Maria
Cala Maria no. Also didn't you get decapitated?
she's so adorable :3
Sub Scorpion#9 she's adorable even if she's evil
And a rule 34 victim:,v
NOOOOO
aw don't worry cala maria don't listen to those bullies I love you and I think you are the most coolest cuphead boss in the universe you know what I would do if those bullies try to harass you? I bite them on their arms!
Pudely Rancher yup :'''v
The part when her body turns to stone and her head comes off, I bet all the guys were like "NO NOT THE SEXY ASS BODY!!"
Daniela The Mage Of Space atleast it wont distract me anymore
The snakes are still adorable though, so it's not a total loss.
lmao no
Hornet you mean a snook
can u blame us?
Does anyone notice how when she has been defeated, one of the snakes plays the violin as if she was the ship that is going down. This boss has so much attention to detail.
she's adorable and must be protected
But she tried to kill us
Jauron Banks That was before the good ending :*
WaveFM ikr! :3
WaveFM yeah..........
*PROTECT THE WAIFU SOLDIERS*
She's a fish
I actually love all the little details for her. Her 'hair' is actually an octopus for example.
Also, her last phase makes me think of Medusa from the Kid Icarus games. A Gorgon who still fights even without a body.
Could of been another inspiration!
She's cute. That's all.
yah well she's tasty *bloody joke intended*
i am naht kyute!!
MonkeyBoy32904 You will be given one last chance. If you do this again, I will unleash Robot Thanos (with the Infinity Stones), Robot Galactus, Robot Darkseid and Robot Kirby on you. You have been warned.
Asanagi yes
oh how about you unleash optimus prime on him because he is my favorite robot of all time and same goes for toy chica!
I love how even in Cuphead shows, her moments there have the most views like her game presence
Comment sections
all other female bosses : **likes because it's fun**
comments on Cala Maria : **Hips,hips,nsfw,body,'yoo-hoo' thing,and game play**
Don't forget to put thicc in the comments on cala maria I have seen far too many comments that say that
i like her phase 2 dance :D
g
@@wallsquid5801 playing air piano?
@Sham Ram bunch of 9 year olds
Who doesn't love a girl with a wild side?
...Is the octopus her hair or is she just bald?
EDIT: or maybe she has hair but is hidden in the octopus?
I like think that she's bald and the octopus suction cups are holding onto her head suction cups on an octopus are strong
Silkø Pøp that's actually her hair shes not bald XD
So an octopus grows out of her head?
Have you heard of medusa?
Yes, but she is originally a mer- nvm I should understand cartoon logic.
cute hairstyle, big eyes, button nose, lil mouth, wide hips, cute pink skin, adorable greeting, hilariously cute dive, cute surprised expression.....
damn you Jake Clark for making me have a crush on a drawing
Calamari-a
...You think you're funny game?....'Cause you are.
*+Sprie Master*
Calamaria=Type of snake.
So yeah, they did their homework and that foreshadows her gorgon transformation.
DA MotoNeko wait. So let me think about this.. her name is a play on words, plus a normal name, plus a foreshadowing? Damn, the devs knew what they were doing huh 😆
*+Death Blade* Indeed. It's quite impressive :D
Splatoon did this too.
Callie
Marie
BudlingPlayz calamari
I don't know which I like best,her movements or her little "Yoo-hoo" at the beginning.
Both.
Yooo Hanako kun pfp? Nice
"Yes, Miss Cala Maria, it seems you're suffering from a case of 'Cancerous Fandom', no worries though! You're not the only one who has this....
There's also Bendy, Freddy, Sans, and a bunch more.... Sadly there's no cure for this Disease."
Justin Pino ikr
Cuphead: At least you got it easy
You can blame Mat Pat for Sans
Please you’ve seen nothing
And GACHA LIFE, no just a character, BUT A WHOLE FUCKING GAME.
Here in honor of her Netflix debut
This game isn't the only thing hard right now.
you are a disgusting individual
A Moose *reads your comment*
*waits a second*
OHHHH.
Pichu You are a homo sapiens who performs actions that cause disconfort to other homo sapiens in the area
A Moose *OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
YEEEEEESSS
pause at 0:11 and look at her face
Come on guys she's a mermaid...
Of course she's gonna be sexy that's just natural
my boner is natural too, sir.
I am a dregon mein
Sorry :|
Garota quegostadegame calm your triggered ass down.
I just ate a blood I really liked it, your blood and your liver
Death Blade she's Brazilian I recognize an Brazilian everywhere cuz of things like this...
hot and evil
Eh more like hot and fearful of the devil cus in the good ending everyone but the devil (and possibly king dice) like you for saving them.
alexis grondin lol
well no shes good, how would u feel if someone came up to you saying i haft to kill you and your friends for the devil
Joshkid 2000 lmao
like salem from RWBY!
1:25 Pause here. Actually, she doesn’t use her eyes to turn you into stone, the snakes do it for her.
Those are eels
To be honest it fits the art style, remember Betty Boop?
Pyromaniax Good point.
Pyromaniax I miss her.
Pyromaniax now that you said that she DOSE kinda look like betty boop
trap No, the Betty Boop boss is actually Hilda Berg.
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 the only thing Hilda has in common with Betty Boop is her haircut
DID YOU KNOW
One of the reasons why Cala Maria is so massive is because according to British folklore some mermaids were able to grow up to 2000 feet tall
1930s Shantae is looking good.
Brachydios Brando
1930s*
That would be a great crossover.
1930s giga mermaid
And she's hot too.
Shantae? This is Risky.
Somehow, out of all the bosses, this was the one I got an A+ rank on.
Noice
I got a B rank lolll
0:26 breath in
0:27 BOIIIIIIIII
Cuphead The cup lol yeah
You sorta got them mixed up but
*yes*
In love with the animation rig, it's total perfection
now i call this betch a retro waifu
There were no waifus back then.
Only *D A M E S.*
N O C A S U A L S A L L O W E D
YackoMM yep!
*HANDS OFF FIEND, THIS IS MY DAME*
No it’s Bendy’s dame!!! This guy right here
She’s really a cutie mermaid!
Seems like a lot of people are having a sexual awakening because of Cala Maria.
Yup.
Bunch of 90 year olds
PlazMatter YT 90 and 9 year olds
No
Bunch of pedos
7.8/10 too much water.
It's Joke IGN
Go away, IGN. Or Archie might take the Blue Orb this time.
xD
Agreed
I really like the animations especially her movement as a gorgon
I love that Cala Maria has belly rolls
Yessss omg
0:03 _“Yoo-hoo~!”_
*Me:* HNNNNNG! SHE’S SO ADORABLE! 😍
Me: Yeah. She's adorable. Adorable enough that she made a deal with the Devil!😠
I'm here for the comment section. **grabs a bowl of popcorn**
Jasoncrafter82 same but I brought some pepsi
same I like popcorn
Jasoncrafter82 I brought 2 liters of soda. 3 of em. Take your pick, all are free.
Orange soda
Sprite
Coca Cola
I drink water and blood
MonkeyBoy32904: ME TOO... or were you kidding?
Shantae makers are already filling in the papers.
Harry yolo wait wha........
Oh.......
Ohhhhhhh......
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
I get it.....
*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* .......
Anyone here after, her appearance in the show?
🙋🏻♀️
Me
Found my new behemoth waifu
Those hips.
Chadd Francis Don't lie.
Chadd Francis THICC
Her hips sink ships
She has so much fan art
Starkill3r 306 "fan art"
Starkill3r 306 yor sabbage
Starkill3r 306
Your sabbage
Starkill3r 306 good
Rule 34 you mean?
Mugman is distracted looking at her beauty
My favorite thing about the boss is the second phase. Look at the way she constantly moves her hands. It's almost as if she's dancing to her theme and moving in the way most cartoons would back then.
Wuncler Laufenbum Cornelius Ulysses Albrecht LVX yea I noticed this bruv
Lol at some of the girls in the comments complaing about how perverted or annoying giving her attention is. The creators made her look this way on purpose so obviously she's going to get recognized for her beauty. She's so cute how could you get annoyed ☆~☆
Thank you!!!
I don't think it's being recognized for her beauty that's grossing them out, but the fact people want to screw a giant fish lady.
I agree with death blade. Her design is quite pretty, her animations were adorable, and it was neat of them of the creators to turn a cute squid mermaid into a floating medusa head. It's be nice to see a "behind the scenes" with this character.
Until then, its just a shame that from the look of the comments she'll just be pegged as the hot mermaid and any other work put into the character was looked over.
Everyone who did porn of the characters, especially Cala Maria do have skills, but why using them for the kind of art only them and people like them will like? Better for them to use it the right way, so everyone could appreciate it
Carina To be honest she is adorable and yeah she wants to be recognized for her beauty but not in a gross oversexualized way.
this is like an old Betty boop cartoon from the 30's
No shit sherlock
Ya got so trolled 😂😂😂
Vorticy that was the inspiration for this boss actually
Actually the design of Hilda berg was based off of Betty boop
One question : how did he get out of the stone so quickly!?
Hes already stone hard
So basically she is Ariel, Ursula and Medusa mix up together.
She's a mixture of Ariel, Ursula, Meggy the Inkling, and Medusa.
With a dash of Betty Boop, for good measure.
Rule 34 incoming
She already has rule 34 lol
DesignzRUs1 really? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DesignzRUs1 Send some links.... Um.. Just a request from a friend ;)
oh *HELL NO*
N O
She's shaking her ass the whole fight. Good one cuphead, good one..
Edit: I’m surprised to see where this comment is going to. People calling me a pervert, correcting me. Just to let you know, I don’t care.
RizinolTV shes moving in the water
She doesnt have feet she has a big tail
Accurately true my dear Drake but the movements and the attitude just Aline's with the production of the ass shaking.
I'm not a pervert..
RizinolTV I think it's more like she's swimming
She's definitely doing a sort of hula dance especially the way she's moving her hands.
mikuhatesducks leek lover Think I care?
This game was art in motion! I really cant wait for the sequel & then a totally new world these guys can make something truly special. Kind of sad we didnt see anything on the DLC I hope its not in trouble =(
This comment is 3 years old now. If you’re still on UA-cam, what did you think of the DLC?
@@cityofevil3283 I actually haven't played it yet but I heard that it's very good. Basically more of the same
The animation is so smooth :0
Cala Maria = Calamari
*_YAGHEDDIT!?!?? AHYOOKHYOOKHYOOK_*
MunchJrGames *crickets chirping*
It's also a type of snake
MunchJrGames Splatoon:
Callie + Marie = Calamari.
Pearl + Marina = Pearl Harbor.
Marina =/= Harbor
Seems kinda like a cop out answer. I'd even expect names like "Hannah"
This has to be the wоrst comment I ever made
Taha632RMF Video Games Soundtracks Lol.
Taha632RMF Video Games Soundtracks
Sounds like a book i had to read called othello
Are you... a real villon?
Taha632RMF Animations let's get this guy or girl to 1K LIKES
That's the best story ever
I love when she do that little dance after being "shocked" by the eels
This game just oozes so much style at every corner. God I need to buy it.
Cuphead is my favourite anime
Luminous Pickle I love the manga too.
it's not anime
MonkeyBoy32904 it’s a meme
The manga was obviously better 🅱️
IT'S A 1930 CARTOON.
This is one of the highest viewed boss fights... I wonder why....
Geez..She is *BEAUTIFUL*
The highest viewed boss fight is with King Dice now xD
I don’t know about the gamers, but people that can’t enjoy a game say that they want to put her in porn videos since they think she looks sexy. We don’t need to hear about their dirty thoughts and they are judt going to ruin this boss fight. It’s disgusting.
She is MEGA T H I C C
@@noonebossesthegarnet2890 this is an old comment, but I totally agree, people are weird af
Ik it’s a small detail but adore her rolls like ik it’s a natural thing that should be included regardless but seeing them in animation and such makes me so very happy
her what?
@@vaitetomarnocu the fat rolls on her body
@@vaitetomarnocurolls