They weren't "secretly" lovers in Japan, they made it pretty obvious by saying things like: "You're hurting me! I want you to touch me gently." "Later, when we're alone."
@@ahornminze No, they didn't! The "he" only appeared like 2 or 3 times and was a dub mistake! They clearly said she was a girl and always used "she" after that!
When I was younger that's legit how I took it. I originally thought that that was how they were written, trying to keep their EXTREMELY OBVIOUS gay relationship secret.
“They’re girls AND cousins” like what is the correlation of these two facts?! They were really very afraid to say that these two girls actually loved each other and were dating😂
I think it should be in the episode of "lovers contest" basically it's a contest to see which pair of lovers have the greatest relationship/understanding with each other. As you know, most of the participants are boy-girl couples, so it makes sense in context to use "They're both girls and cousins too" but it was hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
This accidentally happened with me. I used to joke that this girl I knew was my cousin. Then, right before we got engaged, I told my friend who didn't know! He was quite shocked!
I love "they're girls -and cousins, too!" in particular because the fact they're two girls competing is somehow more noteworthy than the fact they're cousins.
@Odilianne And I agree with that, it wasn't accepted by certain people but it certainly wasn't just Christians at the time was the point I was trying to make. At least Christians have some semblance of a reason for being homophobes (though it doesn't make it any better) but atheists? Even today I'm baffled that not all atheist straights are allies, they have no reason to hate us. They just do it because they think it's "gross". It's embarrassing, really.
When people complain about them being cousins remember that in Polish translation Sailor Uranus was not only descripted as male but also working in cabaret (the only acceptable reason in Poland for a man to wear a skirt).
I don't remember what shit they did in the Filipino dub to cover this but first time I laid my eyes on them I was like "Yup, they're totally a lesbian couple".
Wait, but why would the Sailor Scout transformation turn "him" into wearing "his" "carabet outfit"? This makes less sense, the more I think about it. I believe it, but it's so ridiculous.
@@schattentaenzerin I remember there was a THEORY among some viewers who were blessed with shitty dubs and/or sheltered life, that Haruka was a man but when he transformed into a sailor scout he was also transforming into a woman xD which - it made sense cos they were getting those weird superpowers and clothes and shit why not changing genders, it's MAGIC
This always made me and my cousin uncomfortable. We would both say "COUSINS DONT DO THAT!!" Then, a few years later, we found out that the dub changed it and they were not related at all, and all was right with the world.
The funny thing is that Aquiles and Patroclus were both cousins AND lovers. They both were descendants of the Myrmidon kings, but how closely related they were depends on the source (furdest being second or third cousins, I think).
0:18 “ so how’d you guys meet then “ “ we’re cousins, we grew up together” “We’ve been inseparable since we were born” *starts blushing for no apparent reason*
I've seen the clip at 1:30 with subs before, and it was actually a really emotional moment. Rei asks Haruka if she's happy being different, and Haruka says that shecan only be the way she is now, true to herself, and that she has something more than "ordinary" happiness. (That butch lesbian subtext tho)
Honestly, if that dubbed scene was all alone, that scene would be also very gay as well. How does “I don’t think about boyfriends. I don’t think about them at all” read as heterosexual?
What's most funny if memory serves in the Japanese Neptune wasn't even talking about HER first kiss she was talking about Adam and eve being THE first kiss. This dub tried THAT HARD
Listening to this makes me think that the voice actresses for Uranus and Neptune were very aware of the romantic relationship of their characters and chose to use these sultry kind of ‘hot for you’ voices for the characters. Using those voices and then constantly saying cousin? Absolutely hilarious. ‘Leave it to me…. Cuz ;)’
Imagery: Gay Stance: Couple-like Music: Romantic Rosepetals: Really bringing it home that they are gay On-Looker: *"fanTaStIC ThEy'Re tHE BeST CoUsINS iN ThE woRlD"*
What really cracks me up is how the series started out giving everyone Western names, but seemed to run of good ones half-way through, said, "Fuck it," and stuck to the Japanese ones afterward. So you end up with this world where everyone has either a Western or Japanese name for no Goddamn reason.
I like how they rub in the word "cousin" into every sentence they could get. My favorites: "They're girls, and cousins, too!" "Fantastic! They're the best cousins in the world!" "The sea is roaring, cousin! Get to the motor-cross training ground! Quick!"
It would have been better if they only mentioned once in a while instead of 24/7, like the seen where Lita asks how they meet works but in other places it doesn’t
I don’t expect that episode (full of implied girl crushes) to get an English dub at all 💀 I wonder if they cut a lot of shit out cuz I need to see that for myself
Yeah I don't think the censors understood they made this go from making some people feel uncomfortable to making practically everyone feel uncomfortable.
The truth is they only had to do good enough to fool homophobic parents that weren't paying attention to what their kids were watching, and they knew it.
Though cousin marriage has never been a taboo in Japan. If they had been incestuous lesbian cousins in the Japanese version, the fact that they were two girls would actually have been the bigger deal to them. Japan is only 'learning from them' with the stuff that would actually be taboo over there in real life, primarily siblings or parent/child.
@@suchiuomizu It is always good to have someone who just bulldozes over the joke and completely flattens everything for a PSA nobody needed. Thank you.
The dub overdid the *"Cousin"* thing so badly, that *SOMEHOW* Kaolinite and Eudial knew that Uranus and Neptune were cousins, even though they couldn't possibly have known that
Such a beautiful family relationship! My personal favorite cousins are Luz and Amity. It was such an amazing moment when they learned that they were long lost cousins. It was absolutely adorable, and this is really sweet too! UwU
I mean they fooled me as a little kid but I barely understood straight relationships let alone same sex... I also had two uncles that were gay and my mom told me they're just really good friends, so I started saying when I grew up I'd live with my best friend too LOL
When I was younger that's legit how I took it. I originally thought that that was how they were written, trying to keep their EXTREMELY OBVIOUS gay relationship secret.
Same. The original english dub was my first time watching the anime, and I remember the scene where Michelle walks over to Amara and they do that hand thing, and Amara’s just like, “So. What’s up?” And I remember thinking, “Riiiiiight... that’s weird.”
@@rainbowrabbit And yet it still look gay. All this work and they can't even get the gay out of an actual heterosexual kiss. I suppose it's not their fault Mamoru has a lesbian haircut.
Every time someone says they prefer the OG dub over the Viz one, I always show them this. Like seriously, it would've been SO much easier to say they were best friends.
It was probably worse from a homophobic perspective. Made them just seem like kissing cousins instead of just kissing. Fucking wild. They even kept scenes in that could of been cut that made them look Romantic.
@@colinsmith929 Indeed. The logical move, from their end, would've been to just not air Sailor Moon S at all. And they very easily could've. But nope, we got Kissing Cousins instead
I love how even when their true identities are a secret and they're transformed into Uranus and Neptune, everyone else still seems to know that they're cousins. They must radiate cousin vibes lol
In japan : secret lovers
In USA : alabama cousins
They weren't "secretly" lovers in Japan, they made it pretty obvious by saying things like: "You're hurting me! I want you to touch me gently." "Later, when we're alone."
@@ahornminze No, they didn't! The "he" only appeared like 2 or 3 times and was a dub mistake! They clearly said she was a girl and always used "she" after that!
@@sailorcat yeah they are girls AND gay
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Sailor Cat and I oop sksksks
Ah yes what normal cousins do.
Constantly remind people they are cousins
Well, they're cousins, right?
Burn Angel And cousins, too!
I have classmates who are twins and we never even adress them as sisters
But they are NOT "normal cousins" They are the "best cousins in the world (luminescent blushing)" 😁
@No Name But are you cousins?
“How did you two meet?” What an odd thing to ask cousins.
sus
WE’RE COUSINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@1 month ago ikr I know it's not like they're lovers
They're not cousins
@@mskuruta9359 no shit
Even as a naïve kid, I had to wonder.... why was the fact they were cousins making people blush?
Lmao exactly
I thought it was because they were embarrassed asking a dumb question, but it was weird for me watching this too, and was confused every time.
I can't believe they thought we didn't know better...!! 😅
Damn that's crazy
@@yamiyugipokemon99I can't believe they thought incest was better for kids than seeing lesbians
"my first kiss was with brad"
*silhouette of "brad" matches Uranus*
me: HMM
No, dear; those two are Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Kamen.
Are you saying men can’t have an extremely feminine appearance 🙄🙄 gender stereotypes i swear /j
@@reigenxal ikr like omggggg, justice 4 bradddd 😔👊👊👊👊
When I was younger that's legit how I took it. I originally thought that that was how they were written, trying to keep their EXTREMELY OBVIOUS gay relationship secret.
@@reigenxal I hope that’s a joke.
"tHey'Re GiRls aNd cOuSinS tOo"
Can't stop laughing at this remark.
@Lakshmi LMAO I’M ON THE FLOOR-
"Hmm, how should we make it obvious that they're cousins?"
"Oh I know, say that they're girls too!"
more like "they're Girls andCousinstoo"
Oh my god they were cousins
“They’re girls AND cousins” like what is the correlation of these two facts?! They were really very afraid to say that these two girls actually loved each other and were dating😂
Have to make sure everyone understand that they are related and are totally not lesbians.
@@nunyabiznes33 as they are literally an inch away from kissing, seductively whispering to each other 💔
@@clownfern *R H O D E I S L A N D*
I think it should be in the episode of "lovers contest" basically it's a contest to see which pair of lovers have the greatest relationship/understanding with each other. As you know, most of the participants are boy-girl couples, so it makes sense in context to use "They're both girls and cousins too" but it was hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
They even said it quickly, like they really had to make sure those facts were established about Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune.
“They’re girls-“
Yes.....
“-and cousins too”
NO.
LIES
I like to think they called themselves cousins as a joke and everyone believed them so they're just running with it
This accidentally happened with me. I used to joke that this girl I knew was my cousin. Then, right before we got engaged, I told my friend who didn't know! He was quite shocked!
@@VitaminCBable Lmao
@@VitaminCBable That's awesome.
I don't even watch Sailor Moon but hc accepted
The only way to digest this, honestly ^^
"And they were cousins"
"Oh my God they were cousins"
Elena Valente lol that one vine
Elena Valente 🤣🤣🤣
Noice vine dude
Oh my God indeed.
Disappointed I know exactly what you meant lol
"Staff, we need a male name for our hetero propaganda"
"BrAd"
I love "they're girls -and cousins, too!" in particular because the fact they're two girls competing is somehow more noteworthy than the fact they're cousins.
“They’re girls, and cousins, too.”
Lmao we get it, you don’t want your kids to catch the gay
@Odilianne And I agree with that, it wasn't accepted by certain people but it certainly wasn't just Christians at the time was the point I was trying to make. At least Christians have some semblance of a reason for being homophobes (though it doesn't make it any better) but atheists? Even today I'm baffled that not all atheist straights are allies, they have no reason to hate us. They just do it because they think it's "gross". It's embarrassing, really.
Burn Angel that doesn't mean it's sensible to agree with them.
They just want them to catch the incest instead.
@@ARC1300 yes
lol "catch the gay"
I love how implied incest is perceived as being so much better than a normal relationship between two non related people.
Homophobia is hella trippy
American logic
@@sarawyatt7506 Capitalist, Conservative, Christian American logic*
@Nowhere man Because it is. There's nothing harmful about two people in love no matter what their gender is.
Homophobia is a hell of a drug.
When people complain about them being cousins remember that in Polish translation Sailor Uranus was not only descripted as male but also working in cabaret (the only acceptable reason in Poland for a man to wear a skirt).
HUH-
I don't remember what shit they did in the Filipino dub to cover this but first time I laid my eyes on them I was like "Yup, they're totally a lesbian couple".
Wait, but why would the Sailor Scout transformation turn "him" into wearing "his" "carabet outfit"?
This makes less sense, the more I think about it.
I believe it, but it's so ridiculous.
@@schattentaenzerin I remember there was a THEORY among some viewers who were blessed with shitty dubs and/or sheltered life, that Haruka was a man but when he transformed into a sailor scout he was also transforming into a woman xD
which - it made sense cos they were getting those weird superpowers and clothes and shit why not changing genders, it's MAGIC
@@freckleKaren This theory is exactly what they did to the Starlights in Germany :)
So yeah, why not. I just thought the "cabaret" bit was hilarious 😁
This always made me and my cousin uncomfortable. We would both say "COUSINS DONT DO THAT!!" Then, a few years later, we found out that the dub changed it and they were not related at all, and all was right with the world.
You shouldn’t watch Elfen Lied then. The second to main love plot is between two cousins.
I learned that "Cousins" is Japanese for lesbians
I CHOKED
No shit...
"brad" looked suspiciously familiar in that silhouette....
Omg yes!
Bizarro Kira brad just has a very feminine outline. Yep, no homosexuality here! no sir!
Bizarro Kira 1:55
I never got why Brad was flat in that scene
+Bizarro Kira Looks oddly like the cousin *wink wink*
"The sea is roaring cousin" will never fail to make me chuckle.
“It was with Brad, the coolest guy in school...” **shows a clearly feminine figure**
*cutest
what kills me is the dialogue implies they were both there sharing this first kiss with the elusive brad
@@Matthy63 Oh my god it does.
Is funny because the silhouette is actually tuxedo mask and sailor moon
@@Matthy63 That's all the confirmation That's needed...
It was Adam and eve in the original
When Sailor Moon was released in Alabama, they had to change a few things to fit the demographic
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They also made Soisite get the operation
“i remember it vividly. it was with *brad* , the cutest _guy_ in the school”
yeah, sure, _brad_ ...
“What’s Brad short for?”
“...Bradmara.”
Bradruka
Hmm, "Brad's" hair looks quite like Uranus' hair...
You had a car
You named him
B r a d
Hey brad looks a little similar to your cousin here
"Flawless job guys 10/10 just like Achilles and Patroclus! The cousin trick works everytime"
The funny thing is that Aquiles and Patroclus were both cousins AND lovers.
They both were descendants of the Myrmidon kings, but how closely related they were depends on the source (furdest being second or third cousins, I think).
@@carloszapata847this is Ancient Greek mythology we’re talking about. Everyone was related to each other
America: implied incest is literally considered better than showing a loving gay couple
Well Back In The 90's Anyway.
1:50
“It was with brad....”
“-Who was also my cousin”
Yes it was
It was actually about Adam and Eve she was talking about in the episode
You have never played Fire Emblem Fates. If you choose to be Male Corrin, you can marry Azura who's his literal cousin
Love how all her cousins have the same hairstyle.
Rlv_ 29 -Nearly every Greek god, 6000 b.c.
I love how even the villains know that they are cousins 😂
The just have that **cousins** vibe
🤣🤣🤣
I mean they say it every five minutes
I think it's Amara's haircut. It's very... you know. Cousinly.
@@mahmamia5100 Lmfaooooooo
"So I'm not lonely without a boyfriend. I don't think about it at all"
Yeah, that one is probably true
Honestly, that’s the clearest it is that Amara and Michelle are lovers and not cousins.
Why do the VILLAINS know that they're "cousins?"
Because they heard 👂 from the grapevine about them...
I guess villains need to know facts like that to manipulate Sailors.
Because villains want to become their cousins too
Bc they're in on it too sshhh 🤫
Because they won't stop reminding people.
0:18 “ so how’d you guys meet then “
“ we’re cousins, we grew up together”
“We’ve been inseparable since we were born”
*starts blushing for no apparent reason*
Frr! Like wtf! And why are they're so many likes, but no comments? Even more wtf!
Does anyone know what the original Japanese said in that scene?
@@Vidaluz09 Haruka compliment's Makoto's earrings. That's it 😂
+Vidaluz On what’s even funnier is they met in school
when i saw that seen when i was younger i took that as makoto having a crush on haruka😂
I didn't know the new slang for "Girlfriend" was "Cousin"
Ik. But, I'm sure they had to censor it for younger viewers.
@@vibrantgleam why?
@@emberthenoob8304 cause every single ignorant human being thinks that being gay is all about sex/sexual preference.
It is in Alabama
Lolol
I've seen the clip at 1:30 with subs before, and it was actually a really emotional moment. Rei asks Haruka if she's happy being different, and Haruka says that shecan only be the way she is now, true to herself, and that she has something more than "ordinary" happiness. (That butch lesbian subtext tho)
Honestly, if that dubbed scene was all alone, that scene would be also very gay as well. How does “I don’t think about boyfriends. I don’t think about them at all” read as heterosexual?
"IT WAS WITH BRAD, THE CUTEST GUY IN SCHOOL"
“Who was also my cousin”
So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins......
You win best comment
Karen,no...
...That’s not right, is it...
@@serenitysfirefly That is _so_ not right.
Rope I’m just..gonna go say hi 👋🏻
What's most funny if memory serves in the Japanese Neptune wasn't even talking about HER first kiss she was talking about Adam and eve being THE first kiss. This dub tried THAT HARD
Yeah, and the chick has the meatball hairstyle like Sailor Moon, so it's probably not Michelle.
jillnz45 I think what they did was just crop the shot to cover up the hair buns
It was pretty obvious they censored it
BESIDES THE GIRL DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE HER LMAO
"meatball hairstyle" I almost cried
I think they censored it for religious reasons? They changed messiah to sovereign, so I wouldn’t put it past them.
Listening to this makes me think that the voice actresses for Uranus and Neptune were very aware of the romantic relationship of their characters and chose to use these sultry kind of ‘hot for you’ voices for the characters. Using those voices and then constantly saying cousin? Absolutely hilarious.
‘Leave it to me…. Cuz ;)’
wait is there an interview where they revealed this? :0
@@itaraaah lol no, just speculation and my own read on the delivery haha
“Leave it to me cuz” gets me so bad everytime it’s is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭
*B R A D T H E C U T E S T G U Y I N S C H O O L*
He's a super pretty Boy.
Aka Amara because she might be lying! 😂😭
He looked a lot like my cousin...
absolute clownery
can we be cousins?
LETS ALL BECOME COUSINS
Can't believe I'd find you here. Your songs are 👌👌👌.
TOO TRUE USER TESSA VIOLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG it's Tessa!!! Love you ❤
Imagery: Gay
Stance: Couple-like
Music: Romantic
Rosepetals: Really bringing it home that they are gay
On-Looker: *"fanTaStIC ThEy'Re tHE BeST CoUsINS iN ThE woRlD"*
Remember 90’s kids. Homosexuality is bad, but incest is a-ok 👌
-DIC’s Alabama Division
"I remember it vividly, it was with Brad, the cutest guy in school."
You know, all those dudes named Brad running around high schools in Japan.
It's not any less believable than a Melvin or a Damien.
lmaoo
@@corasundae true
What really cracks me up is how the series started out giving everyone Western names, but seemed to run of good ones half-way through, said, "Fuck it," and stuck to the Japanese ones afterward. So you end up with this world where everyone has either a Western or Japanese name for no Goddamn reason.
Those god damn brads
I like how they rub in the word "cousin" into every sentence they could get. My favorites:
"They're girls, and cousins, too!"
"Fantastic! They're the best cousins in the world!"
"The sea is roaring, cousin! Get to the motor-cross training ground! Quick!"
It kinda feels like they were really unhappy about being forced to change them from lovers to cousins, so they made it REALLY obvious out of spite.
2:01 doesn't any pair of cousins talk like that casually? In alabama at least
Replace cousin with girlfriend and now it’ll fit.
@@lightdarkequivalent7143 Yeah, I call my cousin "cousin" but we don't make such a big deal out of being friends... and cousins, too!
It would have been better if they only mentioned once in a while instead of 24/7, like the seen where Lita asks how they meet works but in other places it doesn’t
“Don’t worry mom they’re just cousins!!!”
"We're cousins! We grew up together."
I love how puzzled Lita looks. She's so not buying it.
And then she blushes for some reason lol
I don’t expect that episode (full of implied girl crushes) to get an English dub at all 💀 I wonder if they cut a lot of shit out cuz I need to see that for myself
@@tiamysticFrom what I remember, cloverway didn’t remove any episodes like dic did, but they would edit and change episodes like dic did.
“I’m not lonely without a boyfriend”
Of course you aren’t Haruka. Because you have a ✨Cousin✨
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had me crackling
omg XDDD truewee
cousin™
*you mean Amara 😂
Ah yes, I’m never lonely because I know that my cousin exists ☺️
“I’m not lonely without a boyfriend”
Because your “cousin” is your girlfriend
Zahir Mack asdfghjkl u found my old comment
@@prehearts I did too... but holy s* I'm late.
@@l.a.i2571 nobody is ever late to my old comments
@@prehearts It's a honor to me
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they're girls AND cousins, too what a dangerous combo
“It was with Brad, the cutest guy in the school”
I don’t know why but the line delivery has me dying
Ikr? It’s made better by the fact my uncle is named Brad 😭
"We are cousins, we grew up together.
We've been inseparable since we were born, we can almost read each other's minds"
"Like best friends?" *blushes*
Righttt
“She already has a best friend”
I WISH THEY COULD EDIT IT TO MAKE THEM NOT BLUSH XD
Best friends with benefits
@@realhumanpersonnotafrog2241 LOL
There they are. The sweetest, most loving couple in the entire universe. Like the most trusting love.
Amara, Michele
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I'm dying at your comment and this FONT 😹😹😹😹
IM WHEEZING
Hahaha
It's like they are trying to unbelievably hard to convince us that they are cousins.
This is basically like the 'jelly donuts' scenes from Pokémon
Wow, two cousins in love and they're also girls, so ahead of its time.
When the American dub is more American than it intended
🤣
Ohno
Are u making an Alabama joke
Fun fact, it was dubbed in Canada
"Banjo music"
Yeah I don't think the censors understood they made this go from making some people feel uncomfortable to making practically everyone feel uncomfortable.
Nah, the people in Alabama love it
They made it better. The only thing better than yuri is incest yuri.
The truth is they only had to do good enough to fool homophobic parents that weren't paying attention to what their kids were watching, and they knew it.
@@NoName-pj3yp LMAO
@@pavahinynagalingam127 They sure do! 😁
As a kid I could never understand why everyone blushed when they said "we're cousins"😂😂
“Look, we just REALLY want you to know that they are *definitely* cousins and _nothing else.“_
"Leave it to me, cousin" she whispers seductively 3 inches from her face...
Cuz*
@@GAnimeRO Thank you for your insightful contribution
"Mhmm, okay." Her cousin nodded in the affirmative
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Omg guys stop I’m dying
Japan: Cute lesbian relationship.
US: sWeEt HoMe AlAbAmA
HAHA LMAO
lol
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@@idontfeelsogood6056 you win the name of the year. Nothing else can make me cry more.
This video is the extent of my Sailor Moon knowledge and I am perfectly content with that
Michelle : I remember my first kiss. It was with Brad !
*Sailor moon and Mamoru kiss*
Michelle : Wait that's not my flashback
Waiter : what would you like gor your order?
Uranus and neptune : we're cousins
😂😂😭😭😵😵💀💀⚰⚰👻👻
We’ve known each other since birth
I sure love being cousins, nothing beats a jelly filled cousin
I'm crying this is amazing
j00st00s this is the best comment on this video omgg
Don’t you mean cream filled
j00st00s That’s what she said!
underrated comment thank you for this
Approaches gay couple, "so which one of you is the cousin--
"the sea is roaring cousin"
What kind of lesbian code is this?!
The 90s were so progressive! Not just a lesbian couple, but incest on top of it. Japan should really learn from the dub team.
Yourson Isold bro im crying 😭😂😂
LeeSamaFan1Byr
LMFAOOOOO YEAH-
Though cousin marriage has never been a taboo in Japan. If they had been incestuous lesbian cousins in the Japanese version, the fact that they were two girls would actually have been the bigger deal to them. Japan is only 'learning from them' with the stuff that would actually be taboo over there in real life, primarily siblings or parent/child.
@@suchiuomizu It is always good to have someone who just bulldozes over the joke and completely flattens everything for a PSA nobody needed. Thank you.
@@yoursonisold8743 Wow, what a jerk. He explains something you may not know, and you act like that.
The dub overdid the *"Cousin"* thing so badly, that *SOMEHOW* Kaolinite and Eudial knew that Uranus and Neptune were cousins, even though they couldn't possibly have known that
Historians will say they were very close cousins
Such a beautiful family relationship! My personal favorite cousins are Luz and Amity. It was such an amazing moment when they learned that they were long lost cousins. It was absolutely adorable, and this is really sweet too! UwU
Lmaoooo
damn, brad sure looks like your totally platonic cousin
It's not gay if you're related.
Then its just incest and there is no gay incest
@@nicklikesnikes a wise man once said "incest has no tangible consequences if its gay"
this could be sung to the tune of gay or european
Yet, conversely, you're always related if you're gay
Wait
I love how intense the amount of times they mentioned they were “cousins” is.
"it was with Brad" IM CRYING
This is legitimately the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I'm cackling, who the hell did they think they were fooling
Homophobes, appearnly.
I mean they fooled me as a little kid but I barely understood straight relationships let alone same sex... I also had two uncles that were gay and my mom told me they're just really good friends, so I started saying when I grew up I'd live with my best friend too LOL
When I was younger that's legit how I took it. I originally thought that that was how they were written, trying to keep their EXTREMELY OBVIOUS gay relationship secret.
They say cousin too much for cousins
@@loulou3676 that's actually so cute 😂
"im not lonely without a boyfriend, i actually dont think about it at all" you don't say
She's her own boyfriend
You would have thought that when they were censoring out the homosexual relationship that wording would have been replaced.
No will be lonely if they have Cousin
IT WAS WITH BRAD.... WHO JUST HAPPENS TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU
I love how (in the original) they were just so casual about their relationship. They are a confirmed couple after all.
"no homo" taken to the nth level
1:07 "She's your family what's the matter with you?!"
Well you see Usagi, *_SHE'S MY UNRELATED GIRLFRIEND_*
Dun, dun dun...
Even as a child I found the "cousin" thing suspicious....
No one looks at their cousin like that....
unless they are from alabama
"It was so vagical- I mean magical."
Even when I was a kid I called bullshit on the "Cousins" thing.
My cousins didn't act like that so I knew something was up.
Literally NO COUSIN acts like that XD
@@Berries20 except in Alabama
Same. The original english dub was my first time watching the anime, and I remember the scene where Michelle walks over to Amara and they do that hand thing, and Amara’s just like, “So. What’s up?” And I remember thinking, “Riiiiiight... that’s weird.”
I watched both eng sub & dub and let me tell you I was just 100% confused 100% of the time
"it was with Brad, the cutest guy in the school" - cut to what's clearly Sailor uranus kissing her -
That’s Mamoru kissing Usagi.
@@rainbowrabbit And yet it still look gay. All this work and they can't even get the gay out of an actual heterosexual kiss. I suppose it's not their fault Mamoru has a lesbian haircut.
Actually in the original Japanese version she was talking about the world's first kissed was Adam and Eve then they cut to them (Adam and Eve) kissing
Unironically "Nya ah ah a- Neptune! . . . . a a a a a a o o rng" needs to be a ringtone.
"It was Brad"
Shows Serenity and Endymion.
Me: ???
If you don't elaborate that the two of you are cousins every five seconds , is she even your girlfriend?
Lol
Wow that's a hadsome Brad. I love his luscious eyelashes and oddly familiar head shape...?
HOLD ON A SECOND!
@@gwenythice7230 You two urgently need a cold shower. That couple at 1:59 is Usagi/Sailor Moon and Mamoru/Tuxedo Kamen.
It was Darien and Serena
We've reached levels of progressiveness that shouldn't be possible...
Every time someone says they prefer the OG dub over the Viz one, I always show them this. Like seriously, it would've been SO much easier to say they were best friends.
No one:
J.K.Rowling: Dumbledore and Grindelwald were cousins.
I, uh, may have stolen your joke and put it on Facebook.
Oh, Come on that has been obvious since the last book.
fuck dude i just *HAD* to laugh
Fantastic incest and where to ride them
@@usernamenotavailable oh you amazing person. Damn.
"Leave it to me 'cuz'" Lmfao
What the FUCK. Did they actually think they'd fool anybody? You can practically cut the sexual tension with a knife :O
Right!? I was 5 when I watched this and I totally knew they were a couple. I didn't mind it either lol
No, I meant I knew they were lesbians (not cousins) and even at a young age I had no problem with that at all lol
***** Ah, that's great ^^ But I could imagine that there were some kids thinking "is it normal for cousins to behave that way?" :P
Haha yea I'm sure a lot were confused by that. I wish they had never changed it, they were so much better as a couple :/
90s America. Where incest was somehow more acceptable than homosexuality
Good'ol westernization of anime. Taught me that riceballs are actually donuts and girls who love each other are just cousins.
Take a shot every time someone says “cousin”
Now I'm dead, thanks
Why is the room spinning, and why does my liver hurt?
Can i do that shit with vodka?
@@devinlewis5116 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the advice, oh shiny mermaid.
I.... don't think making them cousins was any better.
Yeah lmao they just made them into lesbian cousins
@@sukriti7213 JAJAJJAAJJA
It was probably worse from a homophobic perspective. Made them just seem like kissing cousins instead of just kissing. Fucking wild. They even kept scenes in that could of been cut that made them look Romantic.
@@colinsmith929 Indeed. The logical move, from their end, would've been to just not air Sailor Moon S at all. And they very easily could've. But nope, we got Kissing Cousins instead
The censorship that was so absurd that it became ingrained into the fandom forever.
They will forever be referred to as "cousins".
You guys. We just want you to know. They're cousins. Not lovers. Cousins. Cousins...
Don't let them know they're gay.
"Brad' is such a handsome "man"
I love how even when their true identities are a secret and they're transformed into Uranus and Neptune, everyone else still seems to know that they're cousins. They must radiate cousin vibes lol
Big Cousin Energy
Be Cousin, Do Chores
@@dracocrusher BE COUSIN DO CHORES I CANT
Is no one gonna point out how Serena knew Uranus was Neptune's "cousin" even though she didn't know Uranus was Amara yet?
"My cousin and my other good friends..."
Lmao. That is so awkward. Nobody talks like that 😂