GF walks in see's BF on the floor with VR headset and doesnt say "WTF". how many times has this happened? anyone else want to see that photo? you know she took it :D
Actually stupid in portuguese really is estupido, in Brazilian portuguese too, in italy i dont know... Ps: in Brazilian But for the subject, italy and portuguese really have some words that are like each other in the two languages.
Nothing he did was a war crime by the Geneva convention. He even killed downed enemies before passing them in order to get out of the technicality of providing aid to wounded soldiers. The closest you could probably get is the guy who betrays you, but I wouldn't see that fit on the docket at the Hague.
"That's how grandpa fought the war, that's how I'm going to fight the war." *proceeds to obliterate a German's head* No cap, that is the most badass moment I've ever witnessed in my life
“Shoots everywhere, except where I’m aiming at” Nah Nano that’s just smgs in Sniper Elite. They want you to use a sniper so much all the time even when it’s not practical that they made the full autos ridiculously inaccurate.
@@redacted483 The turret on the panzer goes, BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM, the turret on the panzer goes, BOOM BOOM BOOM, all through France...
@@redacted483 🎶The Tracks on the Panzer go round and round, round and round, round and round 🎶 🎶The Tracks on the Panzer go round and round all through Fraaance🎶
Why are people spamming it? *Changes tone to Adam from budget cuts* *BECAUSE I'LL KILL EVERYONE THAT DOES IT.* *Changes back to normal voice for sanity's sake* You're welcome. Signed, buggy 124
Well, to be honest, I would say VR is still in its infancy, so I’m not surprised the graphics are going to look like that. Maybe in the future, we’ll see some improved graphics to match what we have.
as an italian i love this video, not for the content but for ur pronunciation, and i like how in the min 8:10 there is "la storia è dalla nostra parte" and there is a picture of the roman empere
4:25 that’d be terrifying in real life can you imagine getting shot and as your dying and trying to call out the guy says no be quiet and try’s to shoot but his gun jams
I have SNiper elite vr and I actually enjoyed the stealth because whenever I disregarded stealth it would be a painful amount of shooting, dying, and trying again when I didnt stealth at the start it was fine doing that but later on in the game I appreciated the stealth play more than I did at the start which was nonexistant.
Fun fact :French bullets are actually made out of either stale day-old baguette’s or the materials from all the flags they planned to plant on the moon
I like being partisan I liked the ending it was a good one but it was abrupt. The reason why killing traitors is hard is because you don't want to kill them you want them to tell you truthfully that they did it for some other reason but it is easier to kill and enemy than a friend turned enemy.
I love Sniper Elite, but it's always frustrating playing games like it where it helps to be stealthy and sound matters because they can hear you, but at the same time, you're given unsuppressed weapons, so I can never tell if I'm going to alert them or not
"This is all for the family, Holy s**t I'm in a fast & furious movie." -Nano
Yeah lol
I bet his grandchildren sing Wiz Khalifa whilst flossing to their #1 Victory Royales. The honour.
Nothing is stronger than family-Dun Tzu
8:20 Nano I swear we are alike 😂
Dom toretto refrerence
2:49 game subtitles: the allies had sent a bomber
UA-cam SUBTITLES: the allies had sent obama
LoL
I'm liking this trend of ww2 games being in vr
I want a ww1 game in vr
@@twistedvenom1484 to look at trenches for hours?
Ya
@ur awesome wtf...my ears...its bleeding
At some point theyll order games by PTSD potential
Imagine your fighting a war and an Italian comes up and yells “SPAGHETT!” and fires a Panzerfaust at you
Underrated lol
mean while im over here listening to him say titanium a*s
germans ultratoxic gasses
Getting upset over a wine bottle being shot while you are actively bleeding from gunshot wounds has to be the most Italian thing I've ever seen...
I’m Italian and I completely agree
I'm also italian and i indeed agree
Horsey!
Im also italian and i do approve but i whould the same thing with pizza🍕🇮🇹
@@UnionSovietSocialistRepublic same bro
"There's three mines downstairs have fun."
Inspects loot as said mines detonate like a boss. Truly, that tickled me.
“Grandpa is going to stab the kid with a baguette,” -Nano, 2021
Sounds realistic
“He already did.” - Grandpa, 2020
Statement of the year.
Ha ha
😂😂😂
"Come here kid, Grandpa is going to tell you about his 25 kill streak" -Nano, 2021
This had me crying
Just so you know nano we do not feel the same way about you that you feel about the narrator
thank you
@@Nanoytgaming no thank you, thank you
@@Nanoytgaming Nano! Tu é português mesmo irmão? Desde qnd comecei a assistir seu canal uns 4 anos atrás tenho essa dúvida.
@@Nanoytgaming we feel worse
@@LuanMower55 bastava ir aos detalhes aqui do canal do yt pra verificar isso..
Sim, é.
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore" had me dying good stuff nano
GF walks in see's BF on the floor with VR headset and doesnt say "WTF". how many times has this happened? anyone else want to see that photo? you know she took it :D
well i mean he probably play alot of war vr games so often enuff
It's happened to all of us who play VR regularly.
I'd like to see that picture
@@Danofcanada I'd like to see ANY picture of Nano. I have no idea what to imagine he actually looks like.
happened way to much
I love that even to this day, Nano still holds his hatred towards pigeons, a determination that no man has ever seen
What's the difference between Portuguese and Italian language?
Nano: The accent
That was spanish, estupido is not italian :(
@@sdrogogoliardico9417 exactamente, no puedo creer que nos confundan (Sarcasmo)
@@sdrogogoliardico9417 in portuguese too
Actually stupid in portuguese really is estupido, in Brazilian portuguese too, in italy i dont know...
Ps: in Brazilian
But for the subject, italy and portuguese really have some words that are like each other in the two languages.
@@MAGNUS15Pros verdas que si?
"Silencio Bruno!!!" Love that reference 😂
the movie from Luca lol
In a therapist voice: “all your internal organs are gone, how do you feel?”
great doc, so fucking great that i feel im going to heaven, thanks doc. here's the tip
@@pops7249 Imagine tipping a therapist. lol What a power move.
@@fuzzydunlop7928 haha
press E
Unwound, the book.
"shake it good, there is always an extra drop" words to live by
"Italians should not watch this video"
Me, an italian: Oh this is going to be good.
Me, an intellectual: *Agreed!*
Yeah I agree, so funny to watch all these mistakes and misinterpretations 😂
*Le Vino*
IL VINO!
Mama mia appena l'ho visto il mio dizionario è andato in auto combustiono
Per rimanere in tema
I'm a Brazilian watching this video and I thought it was hilarious
Its good to find a Portuguese UA-camr finally getting recognised internationally :).
I had a Portuguese freind
"What am I a Disney princess or something"
*Shows guys spine getting disconnected*
2:58 narration is the main thing that most people watch your videos for :D
The legends says he still seat at the bench and trying speak with that child
"All your internal organs are gone."
"How do you feel?"
-Nano 2021
that's why my dad said to that poor kid
this video is just Nano committing war crimes for 19 minutes straight on VR
So a war sim
Nothing he did was a war crime by the Geneva convention. He even killed downed enemies before passing them in order to get out of the technicality of providing aid to wounded soldiers. The closest you could probably get is the guy who betrays you, but I wouldn't see that fit on the docket at the Hague.
@@Hamun002 other than the fact that he is a plain clothes unconventional fighter which violates the Geneva convention
@TacticalMoonstone yes I know
@TacticalMoonstone It's still a violation tho
game: we must progress trough the war and destroy the enemy!
nano: 3:42
I love how nano's gf's first instinct is to take a picture of him laying prone with his vr set on lmao
True relationship goals
"All of your internal organs are gone. Rate your pain 0-10."
"This is a great game for kids to learn human anatomy"
American schools liked that
"all your internal organs are gone, how do you feel?"
*I feel empty*
3:58 When you're dying but your mom came to visit you at work
"Hallo Mutter! Ich liebe dich!"
Gunshot intense
The calm voice and blind firing around the door frame when he was discovered had me dead 💀🤣🤣🤣
"That's how grandpa fought the war, that's how I'm going to fight the war." *proceeds to obliterate a German's head*
No cap, that is the most badass moment I've ever witnessed in my life
"Matteo you son of a pasta, are you in here?"
-Nano, 11 july 2021
16:47
Nono blows out German soldiers organs:
“That’s how I feel after Mexican food.”
He was referring to it because the X-ray showed the intestines
@@seanandrews5329 i think they got the joke
your pfp is scaring me
my favorite youtuber, Nono
"Grandpa is gona tell you a story of his 25 killstreak" killed me, now his streak is 26
The pigeons are coming for revenge Nano you threw water bottle at his brother
“Shoots everywhere, except where I’m aiming at”
Nah Nano that’s just smgs in Sniper Elite. They want you to use a sniper so much all the time even when it’s not practical that they made the full autos ridiculously inaccurate.
"The track of a Panzer go round and round, all through the France."
The Panzer IV goes round and round,round and round
The Panzer IV goes round and round all through France
@@redacted483 The turret on the panzer goes, BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM BOOM, the turret on the panzer goes, BOOM BOOM BOOM, all through France...
13:14 i got flashbacks to 2016 ahhhh
"Are you ok?"
"I'm a sniper!" lol kinda wholesome xD
“Grandpa is gonna stab someone with the baguette” I near shit my pants laughing at that!!!
🎶The tracks on the Panzer go round and round.🎶
Why? I mean, we’ll, no, just why?
The Panzer IV goes round and round,round and round
The Panzer IV goes round and round all through France
ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND
@@redacted483 🎶The Tracks on the Panzer go round and round, round and round, round and round 🎶
🎶The Tracks on the Panzer go round and round all through Fraaance🎶
Why are people spamming it? *Changes tone to Adam from budget cuts*
*BECAUSE I'LL KILL EVERYONE THAT DOES IT.*
*Changes back to normal voice for sanity's sake*
You're welcome.
Signed, buggy 124
Crazy. I stop paying attention to video games for a couple years and now there’s sniper elite formatted for VR. It’s truly amazing
“Come here kid, Grampa’s gonna tell you a story about his 25 kill streak”
I died
(Edit) I never had so many likes before thx so much.
So did the 25 germans.
@@rubik6142 lmao
Do you mean his 26 kill streak you included
grampas gonna tell you about that one time he called in a tactical nuke on a village
PPFFFFFFFF
Played it today, disgusted by the quality 😅
Oh hey merp, I like your twitch streams! Did you ever play valheim?
The quality is the thing keeping me from buying this atm, hopefully it improves
Well, to be honest, I would say VR is still in its infancy, so I’m not surprised the graphics are going to look like that. Maybe in the future, we’ll see some improved graphics to match what we have.
@@lonniebailey4989 I mean, Half-Life:Alyx exists, it's mostly just devs being lazy and not optimizing well.
@@Gypples the only thing that keeping me from buying this is that i don't have vr
"I want to tell you about my 25 killstreak"
Damn gramps was 5 off a nuke in ww2.
Would you kindly NOT fire a nuke? It always works every time. Saying "would you kindly".
@@buggy730 "would you kindly:, powerful phrase, familiar phrase?
@@Airsickword sort of
Also do not tell anyone else that I'm a robot.
Don't ask why.
as an italian i love this video, not for the content but for ur pronunciation, and i like how in the min 8:10 there is "la storia è dalla nostra parte" and there is a picture of the roman empere
*gets shot 2 times* "successful infiltration"
6:49 thanks, i dont wanna eat now
Holy cow 10 seconds after release
Abraço de Brasil pra Portugal
Calma, o Nano é português??
@@vascoalves5299 Quase certeza que sim... ele já falou em outros vídeos sobre falar português e morar em Portugal...
@@NilRacing O QUE??????????
@@vascoalves5299 sim, vê um vídeo de Phasmofobia dele
@@NilRacing sim, ele é português
4:25 that’d be terrifying in real life can you imagine getting shot and as your dying and trying to call out the guy says no be quiet and try’s to shoot but his gun jams
Alternative title: Man makes jokes about Italians for 19 minutes and 8 seconds while murdering Nazis and teaching anatomy.
I have a dough, I have some cheese, landmine!
The Jerry can on the side was the sauce.
Love the “LUCA” reference of “Silencío Bruno”. XD Nice Nano!
1:36 grandpa fought the war without a hud but I guess grandpa fought the war in slow motion too.
I love how the one dudes MP-40 just flies through the doorway after Nano shoots him
German army: ITS A INTRUDER(but in a German accent)
Nano: haha gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
How is that every VR game about war makes it way less immersive and more hilarious than regular games
"Successful infiltration, that was worth the detour. *gun* " -Nano, 2022
Nano's dry humor is always hilarious
I literally have to take a bottle of water or sth when proceed to watch his edits.
7:36 my fav line
10:53 every german knows what that means...
An der Stelle .lachflash einfach nur geil .so trocken rausgehauen
@@dennisstein6845 can you please speak English?
@@buggy730can you please speak German?
I have SNiper elite vr and I actually enjoyed the stealth because whenever I disregarded stealth it would be a painful amount of shooting, dying, and trying again when I didnt stealth at the start it was fine doing that but later on in the game I appreciated the stealth play more than I did at the start which was nonexistant.
min 11:48
she : can i take a picture of you ?
he : no pls no TwT
she take it ?
"i think this is a good game for kids, to learn anatomy" Nano 11, july 2021 5:50
"Holy shit im in a fast and furious movie!"~ Nano 2021. This bit killed me XD
I am a kid who plays the sniper elite series. I have learnt half the Germans have 1 testicle
As an Italian i laughed too much at every Word or frase he said.
4:50 You have to be careful not to shoot Boris. His ass can deflect 50mm rounds too.
12:14 Niko Bellic in glasses?
"shake it good there is always a extra drop" true words
6:39 WW2 kids favorite song!!
"take a seat grampa is gonna tell you about his 25 killstreak", I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂
You should use some firecracker to freak out pigeons.. Or something, because i'm worried about it :c
"Oh myyyy , oniichan u so strong"
Oniichan : nothing that strong more than a family
3:28 no we say:" il vino"
"There's three mines down there, you guys have fun"
Nano, that's freaking cool
“no no spreche” me as a German, I can totally agree to his German. I think he has been sneaking DOULINGO at night.
Wow three likes
I have so many replies only cause of my own comments
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"the trags on the pazer 4 go round round" i am like YEP THATS DEFENETLY PTSD
"Oh no the grandma will stab a kid with baguette" 💀💀💀
When he said “this is a great game to teach kids about human anatomy”
I pissed myself laughing
It’s so amazing he actually has a gf
He is funny, thats all you need 🤷♂️
2:34 is the most Italian I have ever seen
16:57 lmfao bro that’s SUS
Only subscribers know why nano doesn't like pigeons.
Não sabia que o nano falava portugues, mas oi pra vc tmj
O jovem é português
Fun fact :French bullets are actually made out of either stale day-old baguette’s or the materials from all the flags they planned to plant on the moon
Nano can pls make a video and Play stalker !!!
Yes
*Italian Sniper Intensifies*
"When the moon, hits your eye... like a big, pizza pie... that's amore."
11:31 I kinda wanna look at him
To be fair Nano you narrate like a comedian so it makes it really fun!😁
Are you a nano bot
"Successful infiltration, no one spotted me" 0:07
"All your internal organs are gone. How do you feel!"
I honestly don't think I would feel too good but ya never know.
With some quick thinking, Nano created a landmine using only TNT, sand, air, and a landmine
I like being partisan I liked the ending it was a good one but it was abrupt. The reason why killing traitors is hard is because you don't want to kill them you want them to tell you truthfully that they did it for some other reason but it is easier to kill and enemy than a friend turned enemy.
I love that "Luca" joke at 3:37; "¡Silencio Bruño!"
I love Sniper Elite, but it's always frustrating playing games like it where it helps to be stealthy and sound matters because they can hear you, but at the same time, you're given unsuppressed weapons, so I can never tell if I'm going to alert them or not
Ah yes, Italy, the place where you speak Portuguese with an accent and pasta is a curse word and a blessing
I learned a lot in this game that if the stomach ruptured the acid is gonna burn the rest of ur internal organs
13:28 *heavy gunfire and explosions*
“Hallo, guten tag😊😊😊”
*silly wave*