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The kid named zach zimmer when the fire alarm goes off (they leave in alphabetical order):
death
Since When was Zimmer a last Name ? I've Heard ZimmerMAN .
The kid named Ashton Anderson:
@flamefire3665 It's reverse alphabetical order
@@TurtleSwi he never said reverse
They're so accurate that it hurts.
Some time ago, I had a professor teaching us our second semester of chemistry, except he taught all of the material in reverse order, and then constantly complained that we 'should know this from our first chemistry class', even though he started with the material that we needed that full semester's class to build up to.
His notes on the projector were also around 5-8 years out of date, so half of them were wrong, but he wouldn't tell us which half, gave us 10 seconds to write them down, talked really fast, and occasionally started speaking in another language before realizing, thus totally throwing off everyone who had somehow managed to follow what he'd been saying.
To be fair, most of my professors have not been this bad, but still, this was the person that was entrusted to teach students how to do delicate reactions with potentially dangerous chemicals, and to prepare us for future classes of more advanced and more delicate chemistry.
We ended the semester with less than 1/3 of the people we started with.
(They dropped the class, to clarify; he didn't accidentally vaporize them... probably.)
phew almost thought this was fake
Opp
This is cool, anyway, here's how to build a particle accelerator:
1. Get a Particle Source: To start, you need a source of charged particles. Protons are a common choice, and they can be created by stripping electrons from hydrogen atoms, leaving positively charged protons behind. Alternatively, you could use electrons, which can be generated using a simple cathode or electron gun. The type of particle you choose depends on the kind of experiments or applications you have in mind.
2. Build a Vacuum Chamber: The particle accelerator needs a vacuum environment for particles to travel without hitting air molecules. Even small interactions with air can slow the particles down or knock them off course. To create this, build a long, sealed metal tube and use vacuum pumps to remove as much air as possible, achieving near-vacuum conditions. This tube is where the particles will travel during acceleration.
3. Install Electromagnets for Steering and Focusing: Charged particles don’t naturally travel in straight lines, so electromagnets are used to steer and focus the particle beam. Wrap copper wire into coils (solenoids) or use specialized electromagnets around sections of the vacuum chamber. These magnets will bend and direct the particles, especially in circular or curved accelerators like a cyclotron or synchrotron. The magnets also focus the beam so it doesn't spread out as it travels.
4. Add RF Cavities for Acceleration: The particles need to be accelerated to near the speed of light for many experiments. This is done using radio frequency (RF) cavities, which create oscillating electric fields. As particles pass through each cavity, the field gives them an extra "kick" of energy, speeding them up. You need to set up multiple RF cavities along the vacuum tube if you’re building a linear accelerator, or place them strategically in circular designs like synchrotrons to increase the particles’ energy with every lap.
5. Set Up a High-Voltage Power Supply: To power the RF cavities and electromagnets, you’ll need a high-voltage power supply. It must be carefully controlled and synchronized to ensure that the RF fields accelerate the particles at the right time, and that the electromagnets are properly tuned to guide them. Depending on the scale of your accelerator, the power requirements could be substantial.
6. Install Detectors to Measure Particles: Once the particles are moving at high speeds, you’ll want to monitor their behavior, especially if you're aiming for collisions. Detectors are placed around the end of the accelerator or at key points where the particle beam will interact with targets. These detectors can measure things like particle energy, trajectories, or the results of particle collisions if you’re performing experiments.
7. Add Cooling Systems: If your accelerator is large or uses superconducting magnets, you’ll need cooling systems, such as liquid helium, to keep the magnets at cryogenic temperatures. Superconductors lose all electrical resistance at these temperatures, allowing for extremely efficient and powerful magnets. Even if your setup doesn’t require superconductors, cooling may be necessary to prevent overheating in the RF cavities and electromagnets.
8. Set Up a Computer-Controlled System: Since many aspects of the accelerator need precise timing and synchronization, you’ll need a computer to control the RF cavities, power supply, and magnets. The system will automatically adjust the power and electromagnetic fields in real-time to ensure the particles remain on track and accelerate smoothly. This computer also collects data from the detectors and can adjust the experiment based on results.
9. Test and Calibrate the System: Once everything is in place, it’s time to test the accelerator. Initially, you’ll fire low-energy particles through the system to check if the vacuum, magnets, and RF cavities are working correctly. You may need to tweak the alignment of the magnets and fine-tune the power settings to ensure the particle beam accelerates efficiently. During this stage, data from the detectors will help you see if the particles are reaching the expected speeds.
10. Run Experiments or Particle Collisions: Once the accelerator is fully functional, you can start running experiments. In a particle collider, for example, you can direct two particle beams to collide at extremely high speeds, creating conditions similar to those just after the Big Bang. The detectors will capture the resulting particles and interactions, allowing you to study fundamental physics. If you’re not colliding particles, you can still study their behavior at high speeds or use them to hit a specific target.
Nice
Thanks for the tutorial! Will be using this!
Ah yes definitely needed this
This is one of the most random things I’ve ever seen dropped on the comments section of a video.
As someone genuinely building something similar, this is very helpful. Thanks!
3:00 unironically, the top right guy (joe gardner) is a public high school teacher
As a homeschooler I'm baffled, terrified, & thankful in equal proportions. 😂
1:45 math class:
Teacher:“Is this a triangle?”
Student:“Yes”
Teacher:“Prove it”
Student: “what?”
Teacher: “PROVE ITS A TRIANGLE”
What i want to say: “GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN AND LEARN *BASIC* SHAPES”
16:39 Ink is practically liquid diamonds 😭😭
2:33 I SWEAR MY HISTORY TEACHER TODAY "I'm giving your tests back today" and then 20 minutes later "I forgot to grade your tests I'll hand them back on Friday!! Thanks for being so patient sweeties 😜😜😜😜"
We took that test a month ago 😢
14:10
That teacher would've hated me. LOL.
Also, that's phoenix tears. At the very least unicorns. That girl did not know her mythical creatures.
Teachers also block the board and proceed to erase it 😭
Word, They Just Tell U U Weren't paying attention .
Word, They Just tell you you Weren't paying attention .
Definitely do ADHD memes that would make me very happy as I am a person with ADHD
Same here.
Yes please
my math teacher manages to put in more than 15 assignments per week, he also slipped on a dry erase eraser and has been home since September
11:11 bros kid is done for 💀
I’ve had the same classmates for the last 10 years (I’m in 8th grade). Today, my literature teacher said “ya know, sometimes I feel like I’m babysitting a bunch of siblings instead of teaching a bunch of students”😂
9:10 the fourth sentence of the play Julius Caesar is “what is this you saucey fellow!?”
1:37 buy her the ice cream
Kiddo backed it up with a source, she deserves a whole sundae
16:18
Elementary Teachers: They will get more strict in Middle School.
Middle School: High School will take no BS!
High School: College will be a nightmare
I don't believe them anymore.
12:21 My 8th grade teacher came 20 minutes late. Whole class was all around the school by then. She threatened to mark everyone absent if we didn't come back. Thank God one of my classmates was just chilling at the classroom door.
10:48 as a student in Alabama, I can confirm. My math teacher is married to our secretary, his cousin. 😅
3:24 THE MOST FLIPPIN ACCURATE THING OF LIFEEEE
The fire alarm during a test is so relatable, but when it gone off for me, it was when i was learning about fire safety
0:11 it's the same😭
1:55 put them in order of your least favourite flavours to your most favourite flavours. That way you work your way up and save the best for last
"the kid who read percy jackson"
"the kid who plays god of war"
me who has done both
2:02 yes, the week before my finals. I cried so much💀💀
10:57 frantically dividing by each answer praying for a whole number
you know, my health teacher actually said "Being one minute late is like saying oh I was only hit by a small car" im not even kidding he said that. he has some very dark humor, which i like, but he is kinda annoying sometimes. he also talked about how he wish the school would let him keep his bag of throwing rocks, and that they told him he couldn't use them anymore because they would ricochet off and hit other kids. yeah, he's a fun guy.
"what do you want me to get hit by? a plane???"
@@Youraveragecommenter45 lol
At the end of school my teacher who’s been working for 35+ years had to move classrooms and I was one of the 3 people that had to help him.
6:39 i believe the one on the left is Monaco. The one in the middle is Poland, and on the right it is Indonesia
Yeah, pretty easy to distinguish when they’re right next to each other (and their aspect ratios).
Your left or the screen's left? Because my left is Indonesia. The brighter red is Monaco.
@@ladykoiwolfe the brighter red is indonesia, you can search it up
@@ladykoiwolfethe brighter red is not Monaco
Correct
3:51 literally just happened to me like why
6:07 zero in multiplication: I AM GODDD!!!!!!!!!!
I thought the British having a license for everything was a joke but seriously A PEN LICENSE
i can confirm this is a real thing😔
2:38 Honestly if you are one of the "good kids" and you swear ONCE people will get shocked and then snitch on you.
That's the harsh truth about the world.
Don't know why I bothered going. English and Physics the teacher told us to write what they said as they read word for word from the textbook with no extra info or even explaining what it means. We weren't allowed to copy directly from the book. I was told off a lot for sitting and not doing my work after I finished all the note taking and the questions while the teacher was talking to the chattier students who hadn't finished their work.
0:45 my hawk teared my homework
Honestly id love to listen to the bread presentation, Id be locked in
10:32 OMG OMG OMG OMG WE WERE FINALLY NOTICED AAAAAAAA
HELL YEAH
congrats
**proceeds to cry in epic the musical fan**
6:49 omg me too! I remember not getting mine til the last month of school so it was useless lol
I think this is a brit thing tho.
1:21
I studied in an industrial high-school. One time we got donated a bunch of old 386 and 486 computers for the science lab, which had to be brought upstairs to the classroom.
While most of my mates were sifting and sorting through the shipment, I grabbed one desktop case, and signaled other students to stack cases onto it.
I took 3 cases worth of steel and silicon, plus a keyboard, up three flights of stairs to the science lab, in one go.
I had to peek my face out the side to kick the door open, because I couldn't see my feet.
the teacher and two other kids were there: "DUDE! ARE YOU INSANE!? How can you lift all of that!?"
two minutes later, three other kids come into the lab, one carrying a CRT screen, one other carrying another case, the third one carrying only a keyboard.
you can imagine the shaming they got from the teacher, who went at them like "This guy brings THREE CASES by himself, and you bring ONE KEYBOARD!?" XD
the 2 sides meme is true, i dont care too much about my assignments, but i care what my grade is
13:01 Nicky Harper from Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn!?
Monaco,Poland and ... Annddd... Brain that's your signal
I always laugh when I see the "We don't learn to do taxes in school" We do in the Netherlands, sucks to be you buddy
Honestly, I get all my information from videos.
I love college... I can literally laugh out loud at all these jokes, especially the college ones 😍😂
3:43 teachers when wikipedia
right when we get back from school, i see you
0:42
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT TOBY FOX
I didn't think about that😭😭😭
'Henceforth I am unable to can' 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
9:35 WE FOUND DAT BOI LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
7:03 Yeah I remember the tennis balls, those were in fact a thing
Me hoping the fire alarm is real so we can leave school: 😃
8:27 iS tHaT a CeLlUlAr DeViCe?
the fact that im getting ready for school
honestly I think, BALLS💀
lmao my math teacher being the best and also a conspiracy theorist who goes off on tangents about society every couple of minutes with the one kid who joins in
8:14 is so RELATABLE
I love ur vids I’ve been a fan since you started ❤❤😊😊😊
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0:20 okay but that’s so fr, my lunch lady talked about a kid that didn’t grab a fruit and just took lunch, and she acted like that kid was getting arrested and committed a horrible crime😭🙏
I get excited on Thursdays because I don’t have school on Fridays
OMG FOR THE FIRST ONE THEY EITHER ERASE IT TOO FAST OR COVER IT WITH THEIR BODY
0:24 hit hard one of them literally denied me food for a month.
"Squeakage" is so true lol
In highschool we had a physics teacher who would turn off the projector if anybody talked, also his class was at the end of the day
This bastard expected us to wait until he stopped having his tantrum because of one moron and miss our busses to take notes
At the time I lived in rural France making my walk home almost 2h if I missed the bus
2.6k likes! Get that kid bro!
15:28
My school was under construction last year and they set off the fire alarm by accident. We thought it was real and I learned that if there's an actual dangerous situation we do not walk out the door in a calm line.
7:58 I would literally just hold my arm up with my other hand or switch them.
0:13 That’s how I’ve actually failed most tests that I’ve done before.
I once was on a random school website and the counselor who was supposed to be helping me even though I did the work already tried adding something but it wasn’t working. They then tried the exact same thing over like 5 times and I’m like “wait I think I know how to do this” and they were like “who here has the college degree here!”. She then did it another like 5 times with it not working so I’m like “just lemme try!” I then had to struggle against her before she gave up and watched me add the thing she wanted added. She then gave me a disgusted look, sighed then went back to using the website really badly. Like just cause you have a masters (which I doubt she earned herself) doesn’t mean your exactly smart are you.
Let it grow
The dodgeball one is relatable, but my class the previous year had 3 good players; me, and somebody who’s 6 ft and 5,11. I was the faster thrower.
0:33 once the box drops everyone turns blind and deaf and won’t care about u picking up
They banned crocs in our school 😓😭
"He stabs him with an egg" - VaazkL
Do high school memes. Love your videos they are hilarious!!!
6:39
Monaco, Poland, Indonesia
i still have that rainbow pen
5:12 my bus driver gets mad at me when ppl talk around me 😭
I read Percy Jackson… I literally aced the Greek mythology unit
4:04 a tuition centre i go to has these desks. was forced to adapt because there were no left handed desks.
Eight handed sword
me be like, Teacher: Age doesn't matter, follow your passion. Me: commercial jet airliner designer
I4:39 this is every High school
3:00 Why is this so accurate I'm dying
Ngl earring that thing felt like winning the champions league 6:46
Today my schools fire alarm decided to die so it went off 3 times within 2 hours 💀
I actually managed to get all of the colors down at the same time on those multicolored pen.
6:39 the bottom flag was easy, Poland. The top two gave me trouble and I actually had to look up. Indonesia and Monaco.
your memes always make me laugh. its a joy watching you! have a good day!
5:07 me in class literally every day I’m talking to my friends (I’m the bullied one)
WDYM “I NEED HER”
12:57 depends on the homework. Thursday can be a nightmare
4:01 it’s like they don’t even care about us 😭😭
Me. Watching this in the middle of class.
4:57 according to google this entire statement is false and all of this stuff is legal(peer grading and grade sharing) as long as it’s not publicly stated with student information and no consent
1:45 "Mfker it's a TRI ANGLE! IT HAS THREE ANGLES! HENCE THE NAME!"
7:09 Nebula Void from Animatic Battle?
YAY!!!!!!!
My brain broke 1day
0:18 never seen a pencil like that...
3:31 What a cool teacher.
1:48 Teacher: prove its a triangle
Me: Tri means three and it has three angles and that is why it is called a triangle.