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DROP SOME IDEAS!!!! SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE!!!! IM ALSO GOING TO JAPAN SOON, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU GUYS WANT ME TO GO / VISIT OR GET?? LET ME KNOW, ILL ADD A FEW CLIPS IN VIDEOS!!
peanut butter
Maybe climb a moutain and explore the place like yry diffrent foods
Visit mt Fuji and try some noodles!
I heard vending machines are a big thing in japan. Try them out and also please keep us updated on how the trip is going
And a question, u good man? In some of your old videos you sounded depressed… U got better?
18:00
Fun fact: Trakata was a lightsaber form that did utilize randomly turning the saber on and off to keep the opponent off guard. You just don't see it much because the Jedi saw it as unsportsmanlike and the Sith saw it as weakness. What both orders had against pure efficiency, I still don't know.
If you have ever played counter-strike, there is a sniper rifle in the game no one ever uses, because its literally too good
And it typically just boils down to "I'm not weak I don't need this" or "I wouldn't subject even my worst enemy to this"
In my eyes that is very accurate lmao
Pretty cool how both Jedi and Sith, complete enemies, both decided you have no balls if you do that.
It is physically impossible to threaten to threaten someone, because you can't threaten to do something you're doing in that moment.
"dont make me threaten you in 10 seconds"?
@BravoVisualizers thank you
I kinda had a stroke
@@Redhexagon124 get well soon?
I just made you go off 69 likes soz
Meanwhile my shower thoughts:
*_Thinking of Scottish people and cottage cheese at the same time_*
*_SCOTTAGE PEOPLE_*
wtf
😂
scottish cheese
When you said "scottage", I thought about the life series (last life)
scottage cheeple
4:14 when the elevators are busy enough, it does matter.
For example, if someone gets into the elevator on floor 0 and presses the 8th floor button, and somone on the 5th floor presses the DOWN button, the elevator will go up to floor 8 first and then down to 5 - and the two people won't see each other.
However, if the person on the 5th floor presses the UP button, the elevator will stop at 5 on its way up from 0 to 8 - and the two people will meet at the 5th floor.
“Let’s” is supposedly a shortened version of “Let us”, yet “Let’s go” and “Let us go” can mean very different things.
4:12 pretty sure pressing the “up” button will cause the elevator to stop when traveling from a lower floor to a higher one, while the “down” button will cause the elevator to stop if traveling from a higher floor to a lower one.
It can, but apparently the coordination software is insanely complicated when you have elevator banks.
and it indicates which direction the elevator is going when it reaches your floor so other people know whether to get on yours or wait for one going the right way
You have no power over where the elevator is when you press, and nor does the elevator. And there's only one elevator in the shaft. If it is on the floor above you, and you pressed "up" it will still come down and then go up again, because it has to.
@@weareallbornmad410Once it picks a direction it goes to the end of that direction.
And stopping for someone going into the opposite would just be a pointless delay and possibly overload it with passengers.
@@robertbeisert3315Once the elevator picks a direction based on internal input, it will finish that direction first. All stops happen along the way.
And stopping for someone going the opposite direction would be:
- pointless delay for everyone already inside
- risks overloading the cabin with someone that stays in long
- could be met with someone else on the same floor going the same direction on the way back (when it could have picked you both up with one stop)
the lightsaber one. its a thing. its called trakatta. it is shunned by both Jedi and Sith alike as it is seen as "underhanded" and "unsporting". fun fact. the sith abide by rules of combat because they could easily win (and often do by technicality when they do something like pulling down a pillar to cover their escape) by using underhanded or dishonourable tactics, but they seek power, not victory and so doing so does not prove their strength. similarly and yet ironically, the Jedi see it as a form of deception and consider it a practice associated with the dark side. there are a few force user and lightsaber wielders that have used it in the past and in legends there is even a rare one of a kind kyber crystal that makes the blade of the lightsaber almost silent and invisible, making it ideally suited for this practice.
tldr
Jedi: don't do it or evil
Sith: do it and you're a weakling
Rule of Two Sith value cunning just as much as power, after all, all the power in the galaxy matters little if you're a fool. Palpatine demonstrated this when he killed Plagueis in his sleep, demonstrating that Plagueis was too much of a fool to be worthy of the mantle of Sith Lord.
@@battlesheep2552 that was a different context. this is in relation to duels specifically. if a sith wants you dead then they will use whatever tactics they can to do so. if a sith sees you as a worthy challenger however, they will fight (somewhat) fair. its in part why maul did not use the force during his duel for control of Mandalor. he could win easily, but to do so would not have shown his strength. the other part is if he had then he could have been seen as cheating and thus invalidating his victory.
4:13 false. Up button will not call an elevator heading down and down button won't call an elevator heading up. Pls people. For the sake of normal elevator function, never press both buttons.
7:01 easy answer. When mining normally, you end up with so much more residual cobble stone than you know what to do with. Wood on the other hand is not like that. You don't have to mine though wood when you search for diamonds.
14:27 we're calling the marriage a failed marriage. We aren't calling the people involved failures. Nor are we calling the act of divorce a failure. The post assumes the latter
If a pregnant woman goes into water, it’s a human submarine
Or the baby just has a human mech
@Trebalakiki piggie back ride
It 😭
6:58 you'll wish your mob farm was made of cobblestone during a thunderstorm...
You wish your mob farm was made of cobblestone after you placed down that fire for the item sorter...
I'm sure old dogs that go deaf realize that _all_ sounds have gradually faded away, and that people are still attempting to speak (their lips move) and being kind to them. They'd understand that people haven't stopped talking to them, but that they've become unable to hear it.
ye same w/ cats ig either that or they don’t give af bout shit
For all of you going, wait which DID come first I’m happy to tell you the internet has the knowledge and the FRUIT Orange came first. The color is named after the fruit. You’re welcome
It was considered a form of yellow beforehand, and the name only attached to the color in the last few hundred years.
Which is crazy to contemplate.
OK then tell me:
_Egg or chicken_
@@Kabukkafa Well that depends on at what point you would say a chicken existed. If you count all ancestors, then the chicken. If its only once it recognizably became a chicken, the egg cane first, as the first land-living organisms used eggs.
@Kabukkafa if you believe in a creation event, chicken every time.
Except that one about a cosmic egg that hatched the universe. No idea where the cosmic chicken came from.
The egg came first because wasn't quite a chicken laid the egg that had the first chicken in it@Kabukkafa
3:50 see normally he changes bad words with normal ones but here this guy got him so mad that he had to do the reverse
yeah why is no one talking about that 😂
14:04 untrue!! In Australia where Christmas is in the summer watermelon is usually in fruit salads for Christmas lunch alongside mangoes and cherries because they’re all summer fruits :)
As a fellow Aussie I confirm this
3:34 sounds like something someone with a "waifus" folder would say
16:20
Lego characters don't lose ALL their studs when they die
15:34 I’m not even kidding one time I realized I was in a lucid dream and then I summoned my crush
13:31 the word umbra which is part of the word umbrella means shade or shadow in a few languages
6:59 because 1 source of fire will erase the farm of wood, and 9 creeper explosions are MUCH easier to fix for a stone one than building an entire new farm made of wood. Edit:using your brain, one might say.
Agreed; and I always have a chest full of stone, but rarely a chest full of one type of wood.
@ShawnF6FHellcat same, I try to build upward for farms and apartment complexes for the villagers just so I have something productive to do with them
@@ProfessorRaiParadox I'm a little less humanitarian with them, because I care more for a fast and compact iron farm than I do for enchantments... but it's a completely different story if we're talking about Terraria, where I pretty much give each NPC their own custom luxury apartments.
I'm the kind of Minecraft player that makes auto farms, infinite range supercannons with 100% accuracy, and satisf- I mean cruel and unusual traps/death machines... I swear I'm not a monster most of the time!
... even though I sometimes use dogs as expendable test subjects...
14:24 I’ve never been married but I’m proud of this person for saying this.
4:15, no the buttons dont just call the elevator, if there is someone in the elevator who is on a floor above you and wants to go on a floor below you the elevator will not stop for you if you want to go back up, but if you want to go down the elevator will stop for you and drop you on the way or after the other person, if there are more than 1 elevator another elevator will come to you
18:16 Fun fact: That is actually a banned lightsaber form.
18:12 this move isn’t used because the Jedi see it as unfair and the sith see it as weakness so it’s just commonly accepted as the “forbidden move”
17:48 that broke my heartttt nooooo
Shower thoughts are cool, but what about bath thoughts
But what about toilet thoughts?
baths are drowning thoughts
@@Skibidi12ohioso are we going to leave out sink thoughts?
@AnimeSkeleton-vj7bl pool thought?
@@Scorron yes, yes we are, nobody thinks while washing there hands, you menace/j
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Cowboys- yee haw
Ninjas- hee yaw
Michael Jackson- HEE HEE
**moonwalks into your replies**
Yo, I just saw Michael Jackson and was summoned
11:27 funny enough, that's Vinegar, by nomnomnami
I don't know why that one about Lego Batman got me, but I was laughing for 30 seconds straight at the mental image.
i love how bro went from the warmth that is socially missing in people that are alone to take a dump before new year.
9:07 the tree (take this whole thing with a grain of salt)
Then the fruit was called the orange tree fruit before people just started calling it orange, and after that they started calling redish yellow, orange
orange came first since orange is a color which has been around since the beginning of time and oranges have only been around for 8M years Ig but technically neither exist since the color orange is just a name for the color that we perceive and oranges are just fruits or edible objects that we named oranges because its like the color we named orange and if you actually think about it everything is named by humans so without anything naming things everything that exists is basically nothing
@@officialwhiteblocks when i Google it it also says fruit came first
Edit: i just realised the joke ._.
10:25 guess im crapping out mecha-chicken mk 511
1:04 Heh…I agree :’) Except instead of crying, I was *fuming* towards one of my guy friends who made a particular spïcee joke that caught my inner PG girlie off guard, and I may or may not have ended up mildly traumatizing half the people in that room, only for the both of us to apologize and forgive each other two days later, and now just the word ‘Friday’ has become the GREATEST inside joke in our massive friend group XD
Edit: 7:20 Yeeep 🥲 That sounds like me and my bouts of random late-night curiosity. Like those times I read about anxiety attacks and height vertigo :’D
4:10 no. the up button calls an elevator that is ALREADY going up if you want to go up, and the opposite for the down button. if you call an elevator that's going up and then go down, you're either wasting your time or being an AH
7:38 Good one!
4:02 Calvinball: "hold my mask"
Just commenting because I agree with your username, Maxwell should be in smash
@TheGmanreal Oh yeah 😎
BUT HE'D BE TOO OP, BRUV!
I hunted for your comment bc Calvin&Hobbes is one of the best comics ever and you can't change my mind about that
as a scribblenauts fan who likes the series 27.63× more than the average person, I agree
+1 sub
3:40 mythical vaazkl video pull: a 1/10k laugh
14:54 that is just Gary’s mod
18:12
Jedi: it goes agaisnt honor
Sith: lol if you do it no balls
7:46 SUPERNATURAL MENTIONED 🔥🔥
7:05 because wood burns, and has a lower blast resistance. Also cobblestone generators are much faster than manually farming wood when in the early game.
4:12 Actually, depending on which direction the elevator is relative to your floor and which button you press, the elevator will respond differently.
If the elevator is below you and traveling up to a floor above you and you press the up button, elevators(based on design of course) will generally then stop on your floor to let you on.
If the elevator, like before, is going to travel past your floor going up and you press the down button, it will not stop on the way up, but will go to its current destination floor then return to you.
18:16 in extended universe there is a combat form that does that, but it’s so highly discouraged by both Jedi and sith and considered dishonorable
meanwhile ,
nelson muntz : *HAW HAW*
turtleman from call of the wildman : *YEEYEE*
Damn imagine just saying do you even know how to use the internet and then just hearing "do I? I MADE THE INTERNET"
Good odds that they don't know how to use the modern net though. "What's an app?"
babe wake up VaazkL dropped new video
HOW DARE UA-cam HIDE THIS FROM ME FOR 54 SECONDS
they hid it from me for 2 minutes
24 minutes for me
45 minutes for me but I was doing other stuff
58 for me
Can you please stop and make an original joke to make me read 😐 its UA-cam, deal with it or log off
11:18 *chuckles in daylight savings*
Or any day you end in a different time zone than you started.
6:34 Makes me remember that on episode of Octonauts.
16:04 if you add bath salts and those organic soaps, you can become soup
3:10 because the time system we use is based off of astronomy, so they just read the position of Earth relative to the Sun or smth.
Clicked on this so quickly when I saw it. Your videos always make me laugh! I really like them!
0;09 people have number phobias.
8:11 - I am not sending _Him_ in the vent. I'm like, second smallest, I am go. I don't care if he insists, I will.
13:04 my math teacher in my junior year of high school used a wheel with all of ur names on it to pick our seats. i got sat next to this girl, and now we’re dating lol
crazy to think that there was a time in which someone would offer me a chance to take a nap in the middle of the day, and even crazier is that I would say NO
I have one: Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. Its like saying "I killed your friend, but here hold it"
16:38 the only reason my dog will bring a toy to me is so she can use my leg reposition it in her mouth without dropping it😂
The one about the Spidey sense is actually very smart
if you cast wingardium leviosa on someone and then cast expelliarmus at an upward angle on that same person, congrats, you've just sent someone to space
13:45 already did it. Gerald clogged the toilet on new years night lol
“Orange” was a fruit first. Before English speakers learned about oranges and started using the word to describe anything with the same color, objects we would now call “orange” were considered to be red, or sometimes red-yellow if they had to be specific. That’s why people with naturally orange hair are called “redheads.”
6:56
Yes, Wood is cheaper, but it isn't as unavoidable as Stone.
In a game called _Mine_ -craft, you will have to dig through stone to get to majority of the resources.
You can avoid trees, but you cannot avoid the ground.
13:37 that explains a lot
Yeah bro 😞
6:12 w-why did i just learned english? 😭😭
0:11 uhh I guess singing
1:25 my wife gave me insight. 7 is about as far on the scale of 1-10 as Thursday.
Friday and 5 are both fifth.
November and Thursday are almost at the end, but not there yet.
7:08 Also wasps are good pollinators too! protect those friends too!!
you blink in Alone In The Dark if i remember correctly
"I hope they have cable; I can't watch regular TV without drugs." Walter Matthau, The Couch Trip.
2:50 Thats why I kiss my alarm every now and again
9:50
This legitimately blew my mind
“boats” also works with removing letters
Edit: So does “shoots”
11:05 nah you can do that i sandbox Mode after death or do it do others
8:33
Seagulls: Allow me to introduce myself.
Geese: You cannot be talking bro
When i saw the thumbnail, My mind went "SUBJECT D-9341, ENTER THE CONTAINMENT CHAMBER OR YOU'LL BE TERMINATED"
I love the shower thoughts vids
0:10 fknuckles is that you 😭
4:09 life is remarkably consistent, I have found. The rules are designed to guarantee that you lose eventually, and the guides were written by other losers or people who get the winner ruleset.
The old dog one is making me kinda sad. I have two pups of my own.
7:00 ok lemme explain we abuse cobble bc it's a natural instinct that mobs will spawn on it fast and not only that, wood is a more useful material so we don't wanna waste it
Also wood burns down if there's lightning and creeper explosions damage cobble less
You can tip finger, it’s when you are going out of the water at a pool or beach and it gradually gets shallower and so you lay down stomach first looking straight with your legs floating and you crawl around with your hands and fingers
There's so little air in space a shockwave is just space dust
Shower thought: People who miss childhood is the equivalent of gamers who can’t handle normal mode
I just play easy because its fun
@@zeropoint11guzman48 Games don't have to be hard, you're playing for fun not to die a million times and get pissed off so there's no shame in easy mode.
@@zeropoint11guzman48I like the challenge so i do hard mode but easy is respectable...but normal mode...
@@MylesCubes Exactly, I either do easy or hard no in between. Unless its COD and there's a realism mode. Then that's usually the most fun.
3:55 Harry Potter dakimakuras… Harry Potter fursuits… oh god, yesssss…
Thanks, I had a love-hate relationship with this entire video
4:13 It kinda does, if there is elevator already coming from lower floor and already headed to floor above you, it stops to your floor, if the elevator is on the way down, it wont stop. So while both do the same thing in the end, one might end up being faster than the other
yea one time i was crying until i laughed and i thought i finally went insane
3:32 “who is this purple rabbit guy”
Me: UHM WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PHONE-
15:13 I disagree with this one. I have too many responsibilities to get to go to sleep at 9
Video uploaded ~3:30 pm central january 3rd 2025
The one about the lightsaber and turning it off has already been addressed in the Star Wars universe
15:10 What is the yellow plant liquid?
Beer
3:18 taking back Jerusalem with this one
1:13 then 5x2=10 is Monday.
2:11 it’s harmful to lie about being gay/bi but it’s also harmful to suspect other people of lying about their sexuality. Just take people’s word for it and then think less of them if they confess to lying in order to be “special”
Because if the farm is made of wood it can be struck by lightning and burn down, which is very likely since most people are AFK when mob farming, Dirt however can't be used to make slabs or trap doors, and for most farms you'd need a bucket anyway which means you would have gotten iron at somepoint which means other than wood cobblestone is the easiest to gather resource that can't burn down. although now when i think of it you could just get some copper to make a lightning rod now but i'm not sure it would matter, because if i'm being honest most people use cobble out of habbit, and a need to get rid of a block that they have tons of chest full of anyway.
1:22 the number 6, the date 18th, october and thursday have the same energy
18:11 this is actually a forbidden technique by both Jedi and Sith
The fruit orange came before the colour and only was used as a name for the colour when the orange was introduced to the English language.