School Memes Teachers Won't Show You
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Kid: gets bullied
School:nothing
Kid:fights back
School:DETENTION
Yeah
schools suck
Lmao
Why do people think smart kids like school cause I’m smart but I hate school
At my school, if you fight back you will at minimum, suspended or at max expelled.
Ngl he just puts our whole school life in a series
Ah yes someone who didnt comment a meme👍
5:24 which movie is the above part from pls tell md
b
@@shanesauce7738 thx
Poco x mortis lol
Teacher: "The test is not that hard"
The test:
"John missed his bus which came 15 minutes early carrying 50 people. Assuming John had 57 oranges and his sister Catherine had 35 apples, how heavy is the solar system?"
Considering that we know that the earth weighs 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and the solar system is 333000 times heavier than the earth, then 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 x 333000 would be 438561000000000000000000000000 kilograms.
Edit: If you want to know how much pounds that is, its 9.668615016606209e+29
@@Yowatchadoing woah, where did u do all that math?
@@ajjammerlolThe fact that the earth weighs 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is a known fact, and the fact that the solar system is 333000 times heavier than the earth is also a known fact, so all I had to do was multiply them, which took quite a bit of time but wasn't actually too hard to do
@@Yowatchadoing u could have used a calculator, and not do the math by doing urself, but u did anyways so congrats
@@Yowatchadoing your Young Sheldon
My mother is a teacher and one day she literally came to me as angry as hell and said ' The students are crossing their limits. I literally caught one student bathing in the bathtub while attending online classes! 😂😂😂😂
AHAH- BAH- AAHHHAAHHAH!!😂😂😂😂😂
BAHAHHAHA
Lol
Ahhahahagagag
BAHAHAHAHAHAH😂
"the test isn't that hard"
the test: Michael had 150 watermelons, calculate the mass of the entire multiverse.
Niceee
45 pounds + 900 oranges + 10 euros = an app
Answer: *too much to count*
It's simple 🙂
lmfao
why does michael have so many watermelons??
Teacher: the test is easy
The test: *Jose has 6 cakes, a train Casey is catching is 15 minutes early, assuming Peter's car has 100 miles left in it's tank, how heavy does the earth weigh?*
That confused me
7
;-;
👁👄👁
*Casey is catching is 15 minutes*
My school: is actually a good school
Memenade: IMPOSSIBLE
You're lucky. I got expelled, not once, but twice for fighting back. Even worse, I was the one who was injured most severely. They broke my damn arm and gave me a few lacerations. I bid you this warning: Never fight the people who want to fight. Not because it's fighting, but because you'll somehow end up the instigator.
@AyanokojiKiyotaka89
Me too. I was bullied all the time and I shouted at them. I just shouted and I got double detention. For shouting.
These aren’t really memes. They’re just relatable statements that make people breathe out of their nose because they’re entertained.
yeah, they pretty much brought up some generic memes and slapped some text on them relating to school
Me: [Stands in the same place for too long.]
My feet: *Please grant us the sweet release of death.*
You are everywhere
@@leafyjr-amp5063 yeah
except for me i just need to sit down because it tickles for some reason
True lol
True
arriving at school or your class first:
signature look of superiority
its fun being early, but its just cold waiting for my friends to come lol
it happend to me and in my car my sis gave me some markers and someone framed me that I stole them and after that my teacher never gave me back are markers
or signature look of nerdiness in my case xD
Yes
as a bus kid thatll never hapen
2:08 dang the rhyming hits hard.
The fact that the bully dosnt get punished but the kid who fights back does, just shows you what kind of intelligence we’re dealing with in this generation
god bless america
that used to happen all the time to me once I was if fifth and a third grader did that
BRO THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME
I believe that’s always been a thing in schools. I had the same problem when I was a kid.
Yeah, we're dealing with the kind of intelligence that will turn all the innocent, average intelligence kids into bullies as well.
Imagine a bully only school one day.
Me: I would like to get unalived.
*Me, using a dead meme* : "I don't fear you."
*Everyone* : "Then you will die braver than most."
Star wars rebels shall rise again!!!!
The “ when you bring McDonald’s meme” is so relatable, when it at school, everyone in my class would ask for a fries
for me everyones like "omg i never have Mc Donalds my parents never have time"
them every other day: "Look I got Mickey Dee's!"
the class topper hated me until I bought some burgers to school
@@oliviagrace31026 fun fact I never had mc donalds in my life
@@oliviagrace31026 wait I make gacha videos too in my yt channel wolfara gacha
I’m literally at McDonald’s rn😭🤳
When kids being bullied I missed my part When that’s my problem me:💀💀💀💀💀💀
Teacher: the test is easy!
The test: What is my daughter's name
Evelynn Dingleton
Us: Online learning is the best
Teacher: Why?
*Playing games, eating food in class, talking to friends on discord, not having to pay attention*
Us: Oh no reason😎
that was the only good part, but then we don't get to run around and be able to chit chat with your friends you don't have the contact info of
I do all of those except playing games since I listen to some extent
I was constantly screwing around but I listened, mostly. And although I often hid it from my parents, mom would say,"What are you doing? You're playing games!"
discord part is true lol
@@pirex8719 same
Teacher: the test isn’t that confusing
The test: *if Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap, we divide that by cheese, send it to Jupiter and make it play the Cora, how old is the dish soap?*
Well there were at the start 19 10 years to divide it by cheese it now being 29 we add 8 months to send it the Cora of Jupiter that meannnnnnnnssssssssssssssssss 29 and 8 months 😌
Edit 28 1 year cheese and 8 months 😌
@@skye_therandom2.048 WRONG
The Cora is an instrument
johnny is apparently very popular in the maths tests
Hold up, why does Johnny have so many soaps?
@@Daphodil27 Johnny has to do astronomical amount of dish washing that's why
2:25
Firey Jr - The Classwork
OG Firey - The Homework
GIANT FIREY - The Test.
I can't relate to people saying that their teachers lie about their test being easy because my teacher literally tells us all the time "I already know you guys are gonna fail"
Dora: where is boots?
Me: points right*
Dora : I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
*Dora
@@Hellothere-ky4jr bro that’s what he said
@@hxneybonie edited 😎
I’m the 100th like lol
Yeah I edited
“Matt has 5 cookies.”
“Alli eats 3 of the Cooke’s.”
“How old is alli?”
Me:shes 2
Imagine she was born in 2013 tho
@@corona_kitty5764 then the test would have taken place in 2015 or 2016.
@@harrisonofcolorado8886 ooo okay
Nah no one can eat cooke's at age of 2 bro
@@legendsneverdiewhentheworl3409 true
Real school: *depressed, always afraid of getting embarrassed, mass anxiety, getting bullied, people talking about me*
Online school: *screen records meeting and casually plays roblox*
lol true
So true mate, so true. I legitimately played cod (the good ones) during online school. Aced every test.
I had so much fun eating food "in class"
As a student in school, I can confirm this is all true😂😂
My brain at school: *cheems*
My brain when I'm playing games: *Stronk Doge*
My brain at the toilet: *Doge GOD MODE*
Ur spying on me raye penber
Marte 😳
@@backgroundbamber yes ._.
what is cheems
This is me but stronk doge and doge god mode are swapped
Teacher: the test is easy
The test: 1+1= 2 what is the mistake
Solution: Let's assume that x = 1. Then, 1x+1x = 2, which is not true since 1x+1x should be equal to 2x, and not the constant 2.
@@yunggotcha6015 I like you math skills
@@ghostoftheuchiha1184 **blushes**
@@yunggotcha6015 noice job.
@@yunggotcha6015 waht
Kid: gets bullied
School: ......
Kid: Fights back
School: R E A L S H I T
4:23 that is a fucking fact, left school with literally no grades and now 7 years and 4 engineering qualifications later I'm a CNC machinist working on mills in an aerospace manufacturing company
Me: can I go to the bathroom
Techer : no
Me: siht in the floor
Techer: [confused screaming]
I like your mod
Im really sorry, I have to...
Teacher*
She asked for it
@@vinilalwani3040 thx
Siht = sit down and do your homework
*6:05*
That’s obviously why they call it a math problem
6:55 it’s the same meme
Teacher: someone speak answer the question
Class: “…”
@AMM_1910 Watermelon is a fruit
@@lysiaa9814 teacher: WRONG, a watermelon is a me t eh sharon’s usuals cheated on his quack had a fart attack on him and he left him alone and i’m was dead lol he was made a poop fart fart poop poop head poop no more than smoke and he died and then i farted on his face lol oh yeah man oh yeah i yeah i lol oh lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord of lord lord heaven lord lord of lord
@@lysiaa9814 autocorrect, meant to say Teacher: WRONG, A watermelon is a watermelon
@AMM_1910 magic?
1:50 so relatable I am topper of my class but no one take my questions seriously and teacher says you should do it by own
Lol the way he went buff after a test LOL
This is what the teachers have been hiding.
Well no crap
Was this.. The 169th comment?
I won't like
I dont want to ruin the 69 likes
That’s what the title said lmao.
it all makes sense
storytime even though no one cares:
my 6th grade math teacher was pretty cool he could make a joke at math's expense,, i remember this one time when we were doing a review of a subject before a test and he was reading the problem. he said "cathy is calculating the average amount of ounces in a carton of orange juice. okay, but why is cathy doing this? honestly, get a life," and hes not wrong
"jimmy wants to know the angle of elevation in which his hot air balloon is going. If he takes off from a 35 degree incline then what is the angle of elevation?"
everyone in math class: wtf jimmy
So funnyy 🤣🤣
@@mxngos7493 so relatable 🤣
I care that was funny
This was one of mine:
“Tom and his dad have a hole in their roof. They are catching the drops. Each bucket can hold (*insert anything*) at a time. Every hour (*insert*) litres fall in the bucket. Tom had been catching for 1 hour and 15 mins. How much water will he have after 3 hours?”
Class: *writing* (I NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT FIRST)
Teacher: Get a life Tom, go play some video games.
Class : I’M CALLED TOM!
🏃♀️💨
3:23 and then they be like
go to sleep at 8 so your not late
7:47 i can totally relate to this. i was being bullied for 4 years and everytime i fought back i was the one who was getting punished
Lucky, I got bullied since 4th grade. Never stopped, and it's still going. I got expelled from 2 different schools for fighting back.
Teachers when there is a fire: *HEY HEY HEY no running in the halls*
AGAAAASHEEEIII
Right?!
Yea like bruh theres a fire
Memenade have some hot choccy for carrying the quarantine☕️
The funny thing is that I only discovered Memenade in quarantine, but it’s so true
Me: (reload a shotgun)
@@arjunramakanth4370 yes but i watched many then remembered memenade and i mainly watch him
@@johnxmanny me: reloads m16
@@sayefmotawasset5740 *reload AK *
you make such great videos! thank you for making these memes
I feel bad for teachers trying to fit in
If this is a movie about our life in school, this would be the perfect trailer.
i always hated my teacher bc she would make fun of me to the whole class and call me fat bc i didn't know how to write to this day i still hate her
All these calamity's that are going on around the world will lead to a Sunday Law Which will The Mark Of The Beast, Those that keep gods seventh day sabbath will be prohibited from buying and sell and persecuted. Jesus is coming are you ready?
@@Orion-sg3gm Wow as usual the Karen is defending their fellow Karens -_-
Teachers when a kid was bullied: I sleep
The kid fights back: REAL SHIT
"Switches stg to full auto"
Teacher:Ok. Jilly Why did you fight
Jilly:W-
bully:hE StArtED It
Teacher :Thank you bully he will. be put in detention
jilly:
well he the fight
A classic
Not really, but true though. In 4th grade a Girl tried to threat me that she will abuse me and hit me with a shoe and punch me.
And it also looks like she told someone to deliver the information that she's waiting at the staircase with 3-4 random teenage boys with her. I glanced at it was TRUE. I told the teacher and she called that girl and took her to the Reporting teacher, also known as rep here, rep's are in charge of checking among the students if everything is alright. She came 1 min after. SHE LITERALLY TRIED TO ABUSE ME AND ALL SHE GOT WAS A 1 MIN LECTURE. NOTHING ELSE. If I was the rep I would STRAIGHT up suspend her- bruh-
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
The whole class: 😭👏👏👏👏👏
the teachers should have gotten a school memes and show it so much better
Just saying, when you make the entire class laugh. You feel like an absolute BOSS NO JOKE!!
Yeah 😂
right? lol
@THE Bartholomew Then I must be a megaboss.
@@zuhyy66 lol same
yeah
If I become a teacher, I'm showing this to my class on movie day.
Did you become a teacher?
im putting my future kids in your class
lol same xD
Hey Mrs. Grady, Timmy loves your class! I’ve never seen him to happy to learn everyday, how do you do it? 👩👦
Same, i’ll never give no one any homework cause i know how painful it is 😂
1:02 is so true, when ever I take a test I hear the same thing- fun fact about the teachers: they say don’t talk during a test! Students mind: I don’t get it we can’t talk but you can? Another one fact: talking to friends* teacher: you are in trouble! Ur mind: bruh why is it just me!!?? Another fun fact:
Some teachers make students get in trouble because, they stand up, cuz there not in there chair!! The simplest reasons- lol byeee
5:04 : yep, that’s me
Me: *has an idea for a meme*
The idea when I watch Memenade: *A D I O S*
Y'all are forgetting something:
Schools when someone is bullied: hidden
Schools when a girl dare wear a cropped top/ripped trousers/etc: detected 👁
it girl problem so nobody care
@@Bruhh221 girls care. And if you dont care then why did you respond? Sounds like you do care.
That's why we need to have uniforms in school🙂
( Y ) -8
FINALLY! A RELATABLE MEME COMP THAT IS ACTUALLY RELATABLE
In my town, a McDonald's had opened during early year 9; it was near to the school. The school had an assembly the day before it opened, the assembly ended with: "and if you have McDonald's, you will not be allowed on school premises, also every day after school a teacher will be in McDonald's for several hours to watch your behaviour, you will be punished in school for misrepresenting the school."
Also, in the code of conduct it is shown that they consider representing the school to be existing outside of your house or outside school premises, it doesn't matter if you are in your own clothes. I will do everything in my power to close that school; just nothing illegal.
"the test is simple"
the test: if timothy has 6k cars, and jane has 20 potatoes, what's the square root of 98?
hint: add
Lol
9.899494936611665.
The test is very easy
The test: if it takes x to type jf, and Peter has 8 cookies, what time is it in Alaska?
Why does he have 6,000 cars
@@adityanandgavali4088 *WhO oWnS 6,000 cArS?*
Teachers math questions: john has 300 melons and 3000 oranges
How many fruits does he have
Me: wondering how the f*ck does he have that kind of amount of fruits
Old mcdonald had a farm. EA EA SPORTS
3300 fruits at *least*
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…… 🧐
What classifies as a fruit?
At least 3
Does that matter? You don’t need to know how he had that amount of fruits.
Teacher: You can't fail this test, i know you're smart!
**first question in the test**
Q1) What kind of legacy do you want to leave behind?
Me: JUST CHEAT
Actual answer: The Earth is the shape of a cube.
2:45 it's like kids in school and you can do 5 hours straight of house work... then half term hits...
5:54 now that's what i call....
Wait for it......
"GACHA LOGIC"
But there is no gacha life reference?...
Can we just appreciate that the meme on the thumbnail is actually the first meme you see
Yeh I love that
I always respect that
3:46 that's pure gold😂😂
bro the first meme itself is so true! we had a fire drill today and they spent 2 whole mins getting us into lines like- 😭😭😭🙏🏽
*I managed to change teachers' mind on video games and I still can't find out who asked*
The real question is: Who is the person that burned you?
Teacher: The test wasn’t that hard!
The test: Sally had 30 apples calculate the mass of the sun.
the test: sally had 30 apples. she gives five to sarah, and five to johnny. sarah then gives 2 to Eloise. how many apples does jake have?
@@mxngos7493 jake has 18 apples ° ͜ʖ ͡ - ✧
@Qixuan Liang shhhh 🤫 no one will know ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Eh-hem, actually, the sun is apparently 1.989 × 10^30 kg in mass. You're welcome!
Well you see, the 30 apples are SUPER SIZED and as big as the sun, so you eat 29 of them and calculate the mass of one of the apples by doing a bunch of sciency stuff, and then you have the mass of the sun :D
Teacher:"There is only 1 question,so this shouldn't take long!"
Everyone: *Very extreme happy*
The test:"Is Orange a fruit or colour?"
Amazing most of them all being RELATABLE
Teacher: the test is easy
The test: *marley has 59 traffic cones he weighs them across the earth sally missed the bus while eating worms how much does the basket ball have calerios*
Eating worms😂😂😂😂
in 3:43 there is a twist
teacher : have you completed ur homework ?
me : i was absent
teacher : u could have asked ur friend
this is true
Last year i was getting bullied and everytime i fought back teachers saw me and not the bullies thats sooo annoying
OMG ON THE "Guys please make sure you read the questions carefully" ITS HAPPENED TO ME AND I PANICKED SO GOD DARN HARD LIKE I FELT MY HEART WAS JUST GOING TO DISAPPEAR
6:13 THATS WHERE MY CABBAGES WENT!!!!
3:50 so thats why im the weakest kid in class
You just insulted and complimented yourself at the same time
Pls make a lot of your vids they are very funny and every thing you say about teachers is correct
3:54
This meme actually got me dying😂💀🤣
4:11 is so true *cries sadly*
6:29: you know, this is the most accurate meme of all time because they are all better than school
Yez
Oversimplified
I love how you added the dr. Stone meme lol.
2:22 Oh my kadoodles. That is firey from the hit internet series Battle For Dream Island, holy guacamole
8:48 was not expecting a dr stone reference in this video
Same! Not many people know about it but it's accurate, dang senku trying to rebuild civalization😂
5:23 that was sad:(
Sad I agree I almost cried I’m such a babye
thx i needed this laugh
4:02 haha, that is relatable. Earlier this year in primary in English, my teacher had some examples and one of them was among us.
Me when I got almost a hundred on a test which was hella hard: "it was quite easy actually"
Meanwhile the test: *if Maria has 30 apples in a basket and gives 22 to her best friend Luca how old are Maria's grandparents if you multiply the number of apples subtracted by how much she gave Luca and then add it to Maria's sister's age*
78
@@raulcarela20 nu, it’s 69 😏
30-22=8. Let’s assume Maria is the oldest. This means her parents had her at about 27(u looked up avg.) if Maria is let’s guess, 16, then her sister would be about, 14. 14+8= 22. I Maria is 16 now, her mom is 43. 43+ 27 is 70. Her grandparents are about 70.
I looked up avg, not u. Also I made a mistake. I meant to do 43 + 22 which is 65. So her grandparents are about 65
2:13 not the loki scene- 🤣😂🤣😂
5:45 this is basically me but at the first time when i told the joke not only just everyone in class and even the main teacher laughed and the funny thing is that i wasnt actually trying to joke
When you want a boyfriend as a girl who watches memes anime and games:
Everyboy I see in real life: SPORTS
what?
@@N2O_Marte most boys I meet dont like the same things I do, most are all about sports at my school😅
Why is this sooo true, like I love anime and games and manga but like only 15 percent of people like the same thing I do
@@forestlantern7452 hmm,makes sense
@Forest Lantern I’m obsessed with aviation but somehow got a gf who likes most of the stuff I do. What I’m tryna say is that anything is possible and we are extremely happy together
Someone makes fun of the nice teacher
The entire class:you want to die?
Maths teacher: If you don’t understand the concept I will explain it to you a 100 times
Me: Me Doesn’t get the concept
Me: Asking the teacher again
Teacher You would have understood if you were paying attention in class
Me: Gets 0 in annual exam
Students needs 8-10 hours of sleep everyday on average
Schools:
8 - 10 = -2
Principal: okay that’s how much sleep they need
I can relate to these school memes and specacilly when the teacher has a favorite student in the whole class
2:23 Firey from bfdi is here!
I'm not the only one
:0 I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WATCHES THAT
I’m late
0:
somebody else actually notices (along with the other people above me and possibly below me in the future)
2:25
Firey!! BFDI references are everywhere now😂
I’ve been through all of this and was laughing throughout the whole vid
When teacher teaches something and then teacher makes a mistake but you've got that right: **SMORT**
"punish the bully?" Teachers: No Thanks
"punish the kid who fought back?" Teachers: YES YES YES
bro thats firey
*Bro all these memes are WAY too true to the point it scares me-*
Students: “how are we supposed to get enough sleep?!?”
Teachers: “go to bed at 6:00pm!”
The teachers expect us to leave during an emergency like..
*SOLDIERS.*
the problem being faster than light is you can only live in the darkness
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