"Can I ask you something there, Judy? Do you have any idea what it's like to have three angry under fed women tear yourself a new ones for a full hour?"
@@sebastianemond5313 "Then for the last time, don’t stick any part of your hairless body into my business. Trust me, there is nothing for you to gain from it. Because even if you went on a cruise to the most remote regions of the ocean and rescued my drowning, salt-soaked body in time to pump the sea water out of my lungs and bring me back from the brink of death, I would STILL be upset that the first face I saw was yours!"
@mart2746 "Well, you wouldn't see my face, *because it would be buried in your chest, giving the hug you've been afraid to ask for your whole life!* Now, if you don't want my help, then fine, I'll back off, but only because I feel a little bit guilty..."
21 years later, I'd give anything to have Dr. Cox vaccine today's PC culture who think they're the cure for the current symptoms of ignorance and inequality today when they're just another hazardous strain of said problem.
I work in laboratory medicine. We make fun of docs who order unnecessary tests on patients like ionized calciums, uric acids and uas on everyone who comesbin the ER. Then the doc like cox make fun of the surgeons on cutting on people who dont need it.
No. When you first see him without his camera is when he's died and is a figment of Cox's imagination. Earlier he said something like he would take his camera with him everywhere until the day he died.
When I was in the Marines, it was pretty common to hear someone say something like, “That run kicked my ass like you read about in Asskicking magazine.” Or similar expressions, like, “She’s hot like you read about in Hot magazine.”
@scrubscoxrants The question was more rhetorical. The implication was that Cox "zapped" Doug, unless it was purely a training version. Otherwise the writers screwed up, which is always possible, but not on such an obvious thing
That would be a sports bra. Training bras are for pre-teens who haven't quite gotten boobs that need industrial support yet but aren't entirely flat chested. A and B cups can generally still get away with them.
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I was this many years old when I realized that in the S3ep15 episode Kelso flashback, when the long-haired nurse walks by, THAT'S ENID. Well then!
Dr. Cox is pretty much my spirit animal.
I have watched these all in a row. Dr Cox sounds exactly like Clint Eastwood to me now.
"I've got Newbie pestering me for advice on how to be the best woman at Turtlehead's wedding" HaahAHAHAHAHAHA
2:16 best rant ever
Doctor Cox is one of my favourite characters one the show nearly everything he says is hilarious especially his rants.😂🤣
"Can I ask you something there, Judy? Do you have any idea what it's like to have three angry under fed women tear yourself a new ones for a full hour?"
"Actually, yeah, I caught the Matinee of that show; definitely not for the whole family."
@@sebastianemond5313 "Then for the last time, don’t stick any part of your hairless body into my business. Trust me, there is nothing for you to gain from it. Because even if you went on a cruise to the most remote regions of the ocean and rescued my drowning, salt-soaked body in time to pump the sea water out of my lungs and bring me back from the brink of death, I would STILL be upset that the first face I saw was yours!"
@mart2746 "Well, you wouldn't see my face, *because it would be buried in your chest, giving the hug you've been afraid to ask for your whole life!* Now, if you don't want my help, then fine, I'll back off, but only because I feel a little bit guilty..."
@@sebastianemond5313 "About what?*turns around*huh?"
@mart2746 "Dr. Cox, you received 4 complaints for calling male residents by girls names-"
Wow... Dr Cox just coming out swinging on the first one...
7:05 NEVER fails to make me laugh 🤣🤣
This is all the motivation i need in life.
3:52 to JD's credit, this is the moment his mullet was at its peak in the entire show.
"Loved pirates, just like me" is probably the best line in all of Scrubs
13:33 oof, Coxy baby, I am so sorry
2:12 hands down
Well Doctor Cox was right Mr. Taller wasn´t the one who died in the next 30 min
5:35 he's arrogant, but he's also a hell of a doctor.
2:13 best quote
Dr.Cox was complaing about PC culture in 2003? God damn what would that rant have been like now?
The Deer King do kinda wish they included Carla’s response tho
2003 was around the time all of this started really...
@BartJ583 being a dick is just good manners 101, considering that people are still at good manners 003 long way to go.
@BartJ583 Are you seriously denying the existence of pc culture?
21 years later, I'd give anything to have Dr. Cox vaccine today's PC culture who think they're the cure for the current symptoms of ignorance and inequality today when they're just another hazardous strain of said problem.
157 is my favorite all time rant!
Kelso's gardener is Nacho's dad from Better Call Saul
I work in laboratory medicine. We make fun of docs who order unnecessary tests on patients like ionized calciums, uric acids and uas on everyone who comesbin the ER. Then the doc like cox make fun of the surgeons on cutting on people who dont need it.
Dr. Cox vs Dr. McCoy???
So was ben a ghost when Dr Cox had to bail out the clown cause I'd didn't acknowledge him at all
No. When you first see him without his camera is when he's died and is a figment of Cox's imagination. Earlier he said something like he would take his camera with him everywhere until the day he died.
SWEATER MEAT!!! pffthahahahahaha!
I'm as sensitive as JD and as hard as Cox it's a little weird
One thing i still dinnae understand.
When Cox said "Like you read about!" what did he mean?
When I was in the Marines, it was pretty common to hear someone say something like, “That run kicked my ass like you read about in Asskicking magazine.” Or similar expressions, like, “She’s hot like you read about in Hot magazine.”
@@Q_Sertorius
Thank you. I honestly had nae context for that.
Isn't using a defibrillator on a normally beating heart dangerous?
Google is your friend, friend.
@scrubscoxrants The question was more rhetorical. The implication was that Cox "zapped" Doug, unless it was purely a training version. Otherwise the writers screwed up, which is always possible, but not on such an obvious thing
Im going with female pop stars today 😂😂
McSurgeons hahahahahahahah
1:24 Dat baby's face.
JD will always be my favorite girl...
Doctor Cox, every time you call me a girl's name, I die alittle sometimes. Sounds like a personal problem, Janice!
Hard to believe that is the same guy from Married with children as Mr. Jefferson Darcy
+Conrad Knoblock Your thiking of Ted McGinley
Wrong wrong so very wrong
Oh so verrrry wrong!!! Lol
8:18
I thought training-bra was for when women exercise?
That would be a sports bra. Training bras are for pre-teens who haven't quite gotten boobs that need industrial support yet but aren't entirely flat chested. A and B cups can generally still get away with them.
11:23