DR. COX'S RANTS - ALL OF THEM [SEASON 1/PART2]

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  • Опубліковано 31 тра 2014
  • Season 1, episode 8
    18: 17:28 -- 19:06
    Season 1, episode 9
    19: 07:05 -- 7:31
    20: 14:51 -- 15:04
    Season 1, episode 10
    21: 3:08 -- 3:35
    22: 6:02 -- 7:01
    23: 7:51 -- 8:40
    24: 10:15 -- 11:01
    24.5: 11:02 -- 11:46
    Season 1, episode 11
    25: 02:51 -- 3:30
    26: 11:10 -- 12:23
    27: 17:22 -- 18:12
    27 +: 18:13 -- 18:42
    Season 1, episode 12
    28: 1:00 -- 2:16
    29: 3:18 - 4:04
    30: 6:56 -- 7:54
    31: 12:00 -- 12:33
    32: 13:36 -- 14:04
    Season 1, episode 13
    33: 1:23 -- 3:18
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  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 5 років тому +180

    God damn it, if anybody else played Dr. Cox, this show would never have been as good as it is!
    Johnny C. McGinley is amazing!

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu 3 роки тому +4

      He was the show 99,99% of the time

  • @Y0G0FU
    @Y0G0FU 4 роки тому +83

    The Virginity Rant is so underrated.. xD

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 2 роки тому +2

      4:12 "Think of what little patience I have as... Oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it'd be with you, until that one night of junior year, when you were feeling a little down about yourself, and your pal, Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well he brought over a copy of 'About Last Night' and a four pack of Bartles and Jaymes. And 😆🤌👉💫, *bahhh-dow!* It was gone forever... 😒Just like my patience is now."

  • @GMCworldwide1979
    @GMCworldwide1979 7 років тому +149

    Anyone who is not familiar with this show and watches these clips featuring JUST Dr. Cox should clearly realize that Scubs is the best show ever...lol....the show is full of classic characters and brilliant writing

    • @cOr3t3ecks
      @cOr3t3ecks 5 років тому +2

      Just a mild "Yeah Duh" is appropriate.

  • @Kevin_R932
    @Kevin_R932 7 років тому +48

    Transitions to Cox suffocating a patient immediately after evaluation speech lol

  • @Saphirakii
    @Saphirakii 5 років тому +100

    The first rant felt like getting yelled at by my own dad, but it hit so much harder because you know Cox is genuinely disappointed for JD's own sake
    meanwhile my parents are disappointed in me if i make them look bad

  • @4horsemenoftheapocalypse58
    @4horsemenoftheapocalypse58 3 роки тому +35

    When Cox was backing up his ex when she was insulting JD was amazing.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 7 місяців тому

      All JD had to do was keep his mouth shut.

  • @Gregsplays
    @Gregsplays 7 років тому +69

    "Now if you are lazy and incompetent, you'll get a one way ticket out of here, Doug."

  • @derektetteh1608
    @derektetteh1608 7 років тому +94

    That Perry and Jordan tag team is classic. 😂

    • @milfordjohnson2289
      @milfordjohnson2289 Рік тому

      they were some of the most beautiful bonding moments i recall both on and off the screen, which is how i became teh hopeful romantic i am today😍🥰

  • @danw.1250
    @danw.1250 6 років тому +212

    I've adopted and modified Dr. Cox's rants for my classroom. They're gold.

    • @arturh.5197
      @arturh.5197 3 роки тому +24

      Worst grade school teacher ever.

    • @painkiller256256
      @painkiller256256 3 роки тому +10

      You're gold

    • @painkiller256256
      @painkiller256256 3 роки тому +24

      @@arturh.5197 oh hush Tiffany and do better then. It's just a push to be the best.

    • @davidpaz9389
      @davidpaz9389 2 роки тому +9

      @@arturh.5197 Whatever you say, Priscilla.

    • @sognarerock
      @sognarerock Рік тому +1

      Jajaja me too!

  • @chronicoco
    @chronicoco 9 років тому +316

    First rant really hits me.

    • @realshaoran4514
      @realshaoran4514 9 років тому +59

      chronicoco me too, first time I saw this episode at first I though he was being a jackass for the sake of being a jackass and then after the rant I felt as if I had disappointed Dr. Cox myself, because there was a deep reason for this and I didn't see it coming.

    • @johndsid
      @johndsid 5 років тому +6

      My mom had me do something like this when I was teen acting up. Everytime I see this part I always think of her

    • @Tommylad2
      @Tommylad2 5 років тому +4

      This lesson didn’t have context though. Dr Cox should have at least told him that he wanted JD to fill his own one out so he would learn something and not act like it wasn’t important.

    • @Celtic_Blade
      @Celtic_Blade 4 роки тому +9

      Tommylad2 that defeats the lesson. Some stuff has to be learned the hard way instead of it being handed to you.

    • @Oly1y
      @Oly1y 4 роки тому

      @user0413 "the only reason that it feels bad is because you allow it to feel bad" my God I've seen some bad first year psyche school bullshit but that probably takes the cake

  • @Stormkrow280
    @Stormkrow280 6 років тому +52

    Dr. Cox vs Red Foreman would be amazing

    • @alonsoarana5307
      @alonsoarana5307 4 роки тому +5

      That power is unimaginable, it has the ability to do what took Thanos a billion movies to do

    • @Yoderstein666
      @Yoderstein666 3 роки тому +2

      The world would end.

    • @tylertilwick6852
      @tylertilwick6852 5 місяців тому +2

      Throw in Al Bundy as well😂

    • @sirg-had8821
      @sirg-had8821 5 місяців тому +2

      Add that Fletcher guy from the movie Whiplash and Gunnery Sergeant Hartman fromm Full Metal Jacket.

  • @darthlazurus4382
    @darthlazurus4382 6 років тому +56

    I love that smile Cox gives as he raises the boxing gloves.

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 8 років тому +86

    My hat goes off for the exemplary indexing for these clips. Season and episode registry for each clip. I am speechless. I have no speech.

    • @ameagher2
      @ameagher2 8 років тому

      +Smaakjeks K. In that case and in the immortal words of Peri, "clam up." Thanks.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 8 років тому +1

      ameagher2
      Silly sausage.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 8 років тому +1

      thagrammarnazi
      That's a lot of trouble to go to in order to spam a link to a website.

    • @thagrammarnazi
      @thagrammarnazi 8 років тому

      Website? Oh the Will I am part is highlighted, does that mean it became a link? That wasn't intentional honestly, I didn't even know that happened till now, I just wanted to write a long winded story to fuck with you

    • @ameagher2
      @ameagher2 8 років тому

      thagrammarnazi. You're beginning to sound somewhat foolish ... Dr. Cox wouldn't like that you know.

  • @jamesdick2580
    @jamesdick2580 4 роки тому +11

    3:35 love that evil sadistic grin right as he's raising the boxing gloves!! LMAO cannot imagine ANYBODY but John C. McGinley playing Dr Cox

  • @KabooM1067
    @KabooM1067 9 років тому +84

    Puh-lease.
    I love it when he says that ahaha.

  • @TheGaza93
    @TheGaza93 5 років тому +14

    I love how Dr Cox can read anyone he comes across and can tell who’s faking illness

  • @AntiSCO
    @AntiSCO 7 років тому +24

    Doug's whimper at the end! That is the sound of a broken man.

  • @aswallace88
    @aswallace88 6 років тому +48

    Gotta say, #26 is kinda Cox's own fault. He trusted JD to change the tape, and that's asking a bit much from JD at times.

    • @joimumu
      @joimumu 3 роки тому +5

      I agree about that it was super unfair of him

    • @Vexas345
      @Vexas345 7 місяців тому +1

      It's entirely Cox's fault. If someone hands you a camera and tells you to film, you expect it to already be good to go.

    • @glenngriffon8032
      @glenngriffon8032 Місяць тому

      Yeah that was on his head 100%. Why would you ever had someone a camcorder without a fresh, new, ready-to-go tape already inside?

  • @samsoncrosswood7259
    @samsoncrosswood7259 7 років тому +84

    That's exactly the kind of doctor I want if I get seriously ill. Fuck bedside manner, I want this guy.

    • @Azzataky
      @Azzataky 7 років тому +1

      This kind of doctor would make you quickly forget you are even ill. :D

  • @MrUrlanjedozvoljeno
    @MrUrlanjedozvoljeno 9 років тому +77

    I pissed myself when he called Doug, and the nervous guy start to cry:D

    • @2ELI0
      @2ELI0 8 років тому +1

      LMAO me too xD

    • @tinegah
      @tinegah 6 років тому +2

      Most degrading nickname he can come up with to describe Doug? Doug.

  • @mf_________
    @mf_________ 7 років тому +30

    and i like the sun, Noobie, it made me feel hopeful

  • @markblakey3456
    @markblakey3456 5 місяців тому +2

    Dr. Cox is simultaneously the most terrifying and comforting person to have chew you out.
    Change my mind.....

  • @michaelpawlowski4779
    @michaelpawlowski4779 7 років тому +67

    Someone needs to put "Help me to help you" on a 10 hour loop.

  • @christiankarlkarganilla2763
    @christiankarlkarganilla2763 2 роки тому +7

    #18 is seriously one of the best lessons he ever gave to JD

  • @Silentbob1494
    @Silentbob1494 3 роки тому +6

    Just gotta point out the beautiful camerawork for rant #30, one shot, busy like a hospital typically would be, but not so much that it smothers you. They absolutely nailed it.

  • @Jaymennn
    @Jaymennn Рік тому +2

    I come back and watch this channel with dr. Cox’ rants every so often. One of the best written shows I’ve had the pleasure of watching. Dr Cox is such an amazingly dynamic character, Bill Lawrence goes down in my book as a genius for giving us this show, and John C McGinley nailed the role. I still have all 9 seasons on dvd and even accidentally purchased season 3 twice (couldn’t remember if I had it so I panick bought it when I saw it at a store at the time I was trying to collect all the seasons). If anyone disagrees then you will have to feel the wrath of my mommy. No one steps on this precious flower

  • @dddrrmm
    @dddrrmm 7 років тому +40

    06:45 Omg, kids these days will have no clue what tabs he is talking about...

  • @Kerorofan1990
    @Kerorofan1990 4 роки тому +11

    Elliot's face during that virginity rant. Someone is having a trip down memory lane.

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 6 років тому +5

    10:25 😊😂😂😂😂 Love how he emphasized "My" in "MYYY- GOD!!"

  • @Bamoraga
    @Bamoraga 4 роки тому +4

    Dr.Cox made this show, him and janitor were the best

  • @phoenixnyc
    @phoenixnyc 7 років тому +109

    The eight people who disliked this are precious flowers and we should all be super-nice to them.

    • @normturner4849
      @normturner4849 5 років тому +6

      phoenixnyc Naaawww...screw 'em😆

    • @keennickolas8575
      @keennickolas8575 5 років тому +1

      x)

    • @matthewmcclain8273
      @matthewmcclain8273 5 років тому +3

      I do hope their mothers are aware that there is a societal- dictated age limit for breast feeding.

  • @Revancsg
    @Revancsg 6 років тому +5

    I've watched this so many times and never really noticed Doug throws a chart when Dr. Cox smacks the counter

    • @tmac8396
      @tmac8396 2 роки тому

      Then proceeds to plow through the nurses/admins behind the hub counter to keep up with Cox due to fear.

  • @bigmetroidfan1263
    @bigmetroidfan1263 4 роки тому +3

    Elliot: J. D. do you got a second?
    J. D.: Dear God yes.

  • @lorendaemon7945
    @lorendaemon7945 6 років тому +18

    "Marshmallow, hush."

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 2 роки тому

      12:10 "It puts the lotion on the skin."
      "Oh, so you can quote movies, and I can't?"
      "It puts the damn *iodine* lotion on the skin, noobie! Give me a break!"

  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh8 2 роки тому +2

    4:40 - 6:08 was all ONE take. Incredible

  • @luisluis2976
    @luisluis2976 4 роки тому +3

    It puts the lotion on the skin......Hahahahahaha that dude is awesome!!!!

  • @somerandomarmydude
    @somerandomarmydude 7 років тому +7

    14:51 I think JD is trying not to crack up.

  • @shieldfaith1
    @shieldfaith1 10 місяців тому +1

    If I remember correctly, they find out nervous guy worked best as a coroner and didn't get nervous so they moved him to the mortuary to do autopsies.

    • @ChristoWhat
      @ChristoWhat 5 місяців тому

      That they did because he'd killed so many patients he could identify all the reasons patients were in the morgue

  • @MrCompassionate01
    @MrCompassionate01 8 років тому +14

    10:25 everything he says while walking away is priceless especially "iesss- remarkable!

    • @2ELI0
      @2ELI0 8 років тому

      LMFAO

  • @inkblotthecolt
    @inkblotthecolt 7 років тому +10

    We all need a little Perry in our lives

  • @lls3676
    @lls3676 Рік тому +1

    9:32 "13 cups of Nurse Roberts' piss-poor excuse for cofee."

  • @MrCCollins1993
    @MrCCollins1993 8 місяців тому +2

    Dr. Cox truly loved JD!

  • @cortster12
    @cortster12 8 років тому +9

    6:00 Sick burn. Never tattle to your mommy.

  • @Juk3n
    @Juk3n 6 років тому +1

    H'uuum gonna hitcha hard h'uuum gonna hitcha fast. 😂

  • @davidthorpe3122
    @davidthorpe3122 6 років тому +3

    Hif you screw up, H'am gonna hit you hard, H'am gonna hit you fast!! Hahah!!

  • @alexlkklkl3667
    @alexlkklkl3667 7 місяців тому

    I always laugh when he says put the lotion on the skin and jd is like so you can do movies but I can’t 😂😂😂

  • @charlatte793
    @charlatte793 6 років тому +4

    I forgot how much of a crush I used to have on Jordan. Daaaamn girl

  • @testikuskitestdrivr6012
    @testikuskitestdrivr6012 5 років тому +2

    He is though, but evil too and leads his ward with fear - because he takes responsibility and is magnificent bastard of a human being.

  • @beaney56
    @beaney56 5 років тому +1

    Number 18 for me is a real life lesson. It really makes you think.

  • @donutlife1257
    @donutlife1257 5 років тому +1

    I love this show

  • @1992crimsonnoble
    @1992crimsonnoble 5 років тому +1

    that Whistleling is just epic

  • @Blazorbust
    @Blazorbust 6 років тому +2

    29 and 30 are awesome continuous shots

    • @Lufbery17
      @Lufbery17 4 роки тому

      The show had surprisingly good camera work at many points.

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 4 роки тому +1

    "And I like the sun newbie, it made me hopeful."

  • @rose444200
    @rose444200 8 років тому +19

    #18 aka the very first one. I love it! One thing I like about Dr.cox, he is crazy and a asshole. But he is truthful and does give good points.

    • @shieldfaith1
      @shieldfaith1 10 місяців тому

      I think deep down he genuinely cares and uses his form of tough love. That like a lot of the other staff he's dealing with high stress and not in the mood stupid stuff.

  • @ElGranSanto
    @ElGranSanto 7 років тому +2

    Love the Perfect Game

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 6 років тому +1

    3:52 - 3:56 When you're surrounded by gigglers.

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 11 місяців тому

      😅😆Hahahaha! Stop! *No, you* stop! 😆😆😆HAHAHAHAH--🙄😒OH DEAR GOD!

  • @DedricSilva
    @DedricSilva 6 років тому

    Punching bag is my favorite rant from Dr Cox!

  • @bc24txn
    @bc24txn 5 років тому

    the one at 1:45 is the all time best one. I am practicing it for that "perfect moment"......

  • @Doughty321
    @Doughty321 5 місяців тому

    That first clip has always stuck with me.

  • @TheSerpent21
    @TheSerpent21 Місяць тому

    He might have been hard on JD, but he was a damn good mentor.

  • @jonarnall7651
    @jonarnall7651 Рік тому

    If you screwed up today I’m gonna hit you hard I’m gonna hit you fast lmao 🤣 😂

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 2 місяці тому

    "And I like the sun noobie, it makes me hopeful"

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion Місяць тому

    The whole video tape thing is 100% Dr. Cox's fault. He sprung that job on JD and provided the equipment. It isn't unreasonable for JD to assume that it was ready to go.

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 6 років тому

    13:03 - 13:06 "Should I?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Will_Bryan
    @Will_Bryan 5 років тому +1

    Rant 28 is great... Elliot is so clueless lol

  • @BuceGar
    @BuceGar 5 років тому

    "There it is!" - LOL

  • @ArodWingfoot
    @ArodWingfoot 8 років тому +2

    First clip. I had a mentor like that. Was my grandpa.

  • @InkubozuNikki
    @InkubozuNikki 3 роки тому

    I wish season 1 part 3 was still up

  • @thedubbey4617
    @thedubbey4617 6 років тому +1

    18 was more a speech than a rant

  • @jameslaumand3686
    @jameslaumand3686 9 місяців тому +1

    The great awaking,truth,

  • @sinisterhunter
    @sinisterhunter 6 років тому

    that whimper from doug.

  • @MsLogjam
    @MsLogjam 6 років тому +4

    If Hawkeye Pierce had kept drinking after he came home from Korea--with 80% of his kindness and libido down the drain--he would have been Perry Cox.

    • @LilyRose8959
      @LilyRose8959 5 років тому

      No he wouldn't. Hawkeye was never bitter or mean with his patients like Cox usually was. I love both characters, but they're nothing alike. Cox is more aligned with House than Hawkeye. Only Cox was nicer.

  • @marcelparker6755
    @marcelparker6755 4 роки тому

    That takes REAL talent @4:09

  • @niklas3595
    @niklas3595 7 місяців тому

    30 was so good

  • @jaganjoseph386
    @jaganjoseph386 5 років тому

    Did anyone feel like they did something won't after the first rant
    Felt so real

  • @Burkhart4192
    @Burkhart4192 6 років тому

    @9:23 Dr. Cox endorses kneeling in difficult times.

  • @Racecarlock
    @Racecarlock 8 років тому +5

    +ScrubsCoxRants I think season one part 3 got hit with a copyright strike, do you think you could fight that and get that part back?

    • @scrubscoxrants
      @scrubscoxrants  5 років тому +2

      Doesn't work. I've tried every year since 2014. This is it guys!

    • @sudowoodo9579
      @sudowoodo9579 4 роки тому

      ScrubsCoxRants got 4 at least

  • @joimumu
    @joimumu 3 роки тому

    I feel like 33 was a bit foreshadowing about lazy Ed

  • @What-go8ng
    @What-go8ng 5 років тому +8

    If we're being honest, the recording of the baby was entirely Dr. Cox's fault.

    • @Darkstar263
      @Darkstar263 4 роки тому

      He should've ensured there was a blank tape in the camcorder first before giving it to JD.

  • @RG-zt4ox
    @RG-zt4ox 3 роки тому +1

    I love cox and Jordan teaming up

  • @robstewartstewart98
    @robstewartstewart98 6 років тому

    22's my favorite

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye 6 років тому +3

    Why did he leave a tape in the recorder of it couldn't be overwritten?

  • @kennethwatkins4835
    @kennethwatkins4835 7 років тому +3

    doctor cox is cool

  • @RedDawgTN
    @RedDawgTN 8 років тому +25

    Dr. Cox or Dr. House? And..... GO!

    • @amalofoto
      @amalofoto 8 років тому +6

      First off, I love both shows (and I hate both a bit. I mean, the finale of House, season 7 is a freaking train wreck - or car/house wreck, to be precise. And the JD/Elliot on/off thing kinda puts me off scrubs, but overall, both shows are great.)
      Ok, so. I have to give Cox a point for having a great family - eventually. Also, he's not as much of an ass to everyone, particularly his patients as House, and he genuinely tries to teach his fellows stuff, and make them better people. House, on the other hand, is an ass to EVERYONE, and has very few moments where he shows that he cares. As for his relationships, he lets even fewer people into his life. (I blame Cuddy (or rather, the writers, because it was pretty OOC) for their breakup, they belong together imo) - and who knows what could have happened with Stacy, maybe they would have had kids or something if it were not for the infarction. But he's a very private man, definitely more so than Cox.

    • @amalofoto
      @amalofoto 8 років тому +1

      And then you have to consider their totally different medical backgrounds - House is THE best in his fields, which are very special. Cox is 'just' a doctor who treats pretty much everything, at a teaching hospital where he actually teaches med students who then go through with their careers. House has doctors who have already finished their schooling diagnose obscure diseases. Cox and his mentees treats 'normal, everyday' (or how House would phrase it: BORING) sicknesses. All in all, I can't pick a favorite. Just as I love both shows, I love both characters. Sorry for writing so much, I just recently re-binge-watched both shows. Correct me if something's wrong, both language and show-wise, I'm not a native English speaker. And what's your opinion? Fire away =)

    • @jobhunter5090
      @jobhunter5090 8 років тому +2

      bedside manner and physical medical ability dr.cox
      medical knowledge and application dr. house

    • @Azzataky
      @Azzataky 7 років тому +3

      Dr. Cox all the way. :)

    • @HeyThereCharlieGirl
      @HeyThereCharlieGirl 6 років тому

      I wouldn't mind being the meat in that sandwich is all I'm sayin

  • @blbprime11
    @blbprime11 4 роки тому

    28 is my favorite

  • @Dolphynoid
    @Dolphynoid 8 років тому +1

    joe dirt reference ;D

  • @lunarvirtue7806
    @lunarvirtue7806 6 років тому

    Now that I think about it.. Dr. Cox is a bit like my dad

  • @sumojack99
    @sumojack99 6 років тому

    where’s part 3 at though?

  • @mrstupiduniverse731c
    @mrstupiduniverse731c 7 місяців тому

    5:52 I never liked this rant cuz it shows how Cox wears blinders alot of the time, if he had been paying attention he would've noticed that Carla was right next to him and JD when he was ranting.

  • @gregorizakhaev7891
    @gregorizakhaev7891 8 років тому +4

    11:49 to 11:50 what elliot said came out wrong

  • @dancingdan1994
    @dancingdan1994 5 місяців тому

    Did the vid for some loop back to the start constantly

  • @christopherweber9464
    @christopherweber9464 2 місяці тому

    Jordan is a goddess 🎉

  • @SKINWALKER
    @SKINWALKER 4 роки тому

    Dr. Cox vs Dr. Benjamin Franklin Pierce....

  • @davestaircrazedlocalactor7949

    Newbie was a term of respect and even affection sometimes.

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 4 місяці тому

    the writers of this show was just shooting 3's the whole series

  • @FishTheJim
    @FishTheJim 6 років тому

    Was it the don't or was it the say it .

  • @healinghands884
    @healinghands884 Рік тому

    Help me to help you... Help me to help you... Help me to help you...

  • @RG-zt4ox
    @RG-zt4ox 3 роки тому

    JD’s mommy is scary

  • @sterlingsimcox1970
    @sterlingsimcox1970 5 років тому

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhand there you are

  • @DefaultName-du3kr
    @DefaultName-du3kr 9 років тому

    "...I hate him."