DR. COX'S RANTS - ALL OF THEM [SEASON 2/PART3]

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  • @inprogress7635
    @inprogress7635 5 років тому +49

    one of the things I have learned on this binge of Cox's rants is that he is has been there for Elliot so many times but she always forgets and insists that he has never respected her.

  • @alluurpo
    @alluurpo 5 років тому +96

    so hilarious when a psychiatrist starts the appointment with his patient by telling him 'I got very drunk last night and I decided that I'm not giving up on you' :DD

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC 3 роки тому +3

      Funny, that's what my psychiatrist always said to me

    • @sorenkarna2619
      @sorenkarna2619 6 місяців тому

      😂😂

    • @leflyxdvd
      @leflyxdvd 20 днів тому

      my psychiatrist asked me if i drank ( i had an appointment around 14:00) before the appointment i said yup and she said "good makes it easier"
      im sober for 9 years now.

  • @wishfulink1219
    @wishfulink1219 3 роки тому +37

    Dr. Cox and Laverne were such an underrated duo.

  • @Taverens_Pull
    @Taverens_Pull 7 років тому +163

    I think we can all agree that the best character in this show is and always has been Johnny the tackling Alzheimers patient

    • @charlatte793
      @charlatte793 6 років тому +24

      TaverensPull WHO AM I??!!!!

    • @Jason_Wilhelm
      @Jason_Wilhelm 7 місяців тому +2

      Dude how are you everywhere I am? You actually have pull

    • @Wolfencreek
      @Wolfencreek Місяць тому +1

      WHO AM I?

  • @theguyfrommars8929
    @theguyfrommars8929 5 років тому +50

    5:44 Rob: "PERRY! Hi, How are you et cetera .. "

  • @MrCompassionate01
    @MrCompassionate01 7 років тому +54

    'DON-chu be shy you can tell uncle Coxy about the nau-tie!'

  • @alialmuhanna4938
    @alialmuhanna4938 6 років тому +22

    5:44
    “Perry ! Hi how are you etc. ? The wife & I …” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that gets me every time !

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 3 роки тому

      Classic Kelso 😂😎

  • @Natatattatification
    @Natatattatification 9 років тому +73

    Dr Cox's psychologist is f-ing terrifying!

  • @Fireeater-rl4ep
    @Fireeater-rl4ep 7 років тому +67

    I love this show. So meh-hany quoteable lines. "Hi, how are you etc."

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 3 роки тому

      "What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
      Bob Kelso, nice to meet you"

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 Місяць тому +2

    "No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny, the tackling Alzheimer's patient."
    Words to live by, Dr. Cox. Wise words, indeed.

  • @LumpInABog
    @LumpInABog 6 років тому +26

    7:17 "So I got very drunk last night..." and took over a government weaponized satellite from a moving passenger train, and blew up a chemical weapons plant in China and was then brutally killed by Steven Seagal. lol

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 4 місяці тому

      Apparently now, after getting very drunk the other night, he was hired to write the true story of a vampire and his nearly 200 year journey on this road of immortality.

  • @tbd-1
    @tbd-1 Рік тому +7

    Richard Kind totally deserved to be the century rant.

  • @wkndsquire
    @wkndsquire 7 років тому +10

    While watching the episode with Eric Bogosian, it took me a few minutes to remember he and John McGinley were in Talk Radio. Just made it cooler to see them together again.

    • @gbonkers666
      @gbonkers666 7 років тому +4

      Great movie...have it in my collection....ps...the psychiatrist was right about Cox.

  • @fragington
    @fragington 10 років тому +16

    Great effort put into this epic monologue that makes me feel like a little girl. Respect man!

  • @SudhashenNaicker
    @SudhashenNaicker 2 місяці тому +1

    Dr Cox - the mentor everyone needs!

  • @ladyvoldything
    @ladyvoldything 6 років тому +22

    an affliction commonly known as the infro

  • @Melomaniac1956
    @Melomaniac1956 8 років тому +72

    "WHO AM I?!?!?!"

  • @emilycanfield2634
    @emilycanfield2634 6 років тому +22

    I love how he was so supportive to Elliott lowkey

    • @TheTheschuhschuh
      @TheTheschuhschuh 5 років тому +7

      Of everyone honestly, his whole shtick was just mean but his intentions were always so good :)

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 3 роки тому +4

      VEEEEERY low key 😅

  • @thomasdevine3716
    @thomasdevine3716 9 місяців тому +2

    If there’s a God In Heaven you never will 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PappiiKim123
    @PappiiKim123 5 місяців тому +1

    COX is a legend

  • @4horsemenoftheapocalypse58
    @4horsemenoftheapocalypse58 3 роки тому +2

    Raising another man's child, what is this Maury?

  • @SpiderTuxedo
    @SpiderTuxedo 5 років тому +7

    13:08
    JD: Laverne!
    Laverne: Jealous
    JD: TA DOW
    Fuckin gets me every time

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 Рік тому

      "🤨😤Look, Marcia, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now."

  • @trentlane2029
    @trentlane2029 9 років тому +9

    Omfg this 7:05 fucking killed me. xD

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 9 місяців тому

      (To the Strippers theme)
      🎵👏😆Buh-duh-duh-duh-duh! Ooh!
      Duh-dow-duh-duh-duh! Ta-pow!🎵
      "😆😅Had to be done, Bob. 😒Continue, handsome."

  • @1978dvs
    @1978dvs 6 років тому +8

    Why do I love this man?

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 3 роки тому +1

      Coolest character in TV history

  • @guitargod10940
    @guitargod10940 8 років тому +8

    Someone needs to make a rap beat out of that really really really part

  • @gavinjones2977
    @gavinjones2977 5 років тому +2

    i need this kind of friendship

  • @GirtheAlienGoldfish
    @GirtheAlienGoldfish 5 років тому +11

    LaVerne was the best character.

  • @amosmaka6030
    @amosmaka6030 6 років тому +1

    1:45....😂😂😂😂.
    The ultimate sh*t stirrer...😂😂😂

  • @kasparleby6337
    @kasparleby6337 8 років тому +139

    without dr.Cox scrubs would be unwatchable

    • @SuperSparrow45
      @SuperSparrow45 8 років тому +19

      One word: Janitor.

    • @boutheinasouid
      @boutheinasouid 7 років тому +9

      Am i the only one who lives for Dr Kelso's moments?

    • @Johnathanjolly
      @Johnathanjolly 7 років тому +1

      Otakuwolf4ever janitor I found just malevolent. no humor, just Ahole.

    • @Fireeater-rl4ep
      @Fireeater-rl4ep 7 років тому

      Agreed.

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 років тому +2

      Without Dr Cox, The Janitor, Turk, Dr Kelso, Laverne and Jonny the Tackling Alzheimer's patient, Scrubs would be unwatchable.

  • @bigmaxcc
    @bigmaxcc 2 роки тому +1

    13:18 trying to catch newbie failed 😂🤣😂

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon 6 років тому +5

    Why would Eliot be the one who turns into water, she does realise it was the sister who turned into animals right?

  • @EricDG326
    @EricDG326 Рік тому +2

    13:20 TOUCHDOWN!!!

  • @rene.flores9466
    @rene.flores9466 5 років тому +2

    HOLDING HER CLAW 5:30

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 5 років тому +2

    1:44
    Snack-time! :D

  • @marlenalinne7958
    @marlenalinne7958 4 роки тому +2

    Dusty old twig and berries.

  • @dronox2010
    @dronox2010 9 років тому +7

    5:16 , I died xD

    • @traeparsley3638
      @traeparsley3638 6 років тому

      Dronox Look @ Jordan trying to keep it together.

  • @ambersmith4787
    @ambersmith4787 6 років тому +5

    Sweet elbowy love

  • @spideyviewer327
    @spideyviewer327 8 років тому +9

    13:18 XD

    • @2ELI0
      @2ELI0 8 років тому

      Touchdown lmao

  • @traeparsley3638
    @traeparsley3638 6 років тому +5

    He reminds me of an NCO I had couple years back.

    • @dlion9651
      @dlion9651 5 років тому

      Trae Parsley he’s sounds like a funny guy 😂 I remember I had some still sgts like that

    • @andrebaxter4023
      @andrebaxter4023 4 роки тому

      Dr. Cox is basically an MTI for interns.

  • @tigerbread78
    @tigerbread78 4 роки тому

    Has anyone else made a playlist of Dr Cox rants?

  • @charlatte793
    @charlatte793 6 років тому +2

    110 is one of the best moments ever.

  • @tonyvasquez9764
    @tonyvasquez9764 4 роки тому +1

    Newbie cubes 🤣🤣

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 4 роки тому

    TOUCHDOWN!

  • @finalboss8514
    @finalboss8514 6 років тому +2

    volume equalization, look it up

    • @quietreason9667
      @quietreason9667 6 років тому

      final boss My ears are destroyed

    • @omargonzalez2250
      @omargonzalez2250 6 років тому

      final boss copyright, look it up

    • @finalboss8514
      @finalboss8514 6 років тому

      @@omargonzalez2250 literally has nothing to do with copyrights

  • @NileKelly
    @NileKelly 18 днів тому

    Infro? LMAOOOO...

  • @nancysmith8626
    @nancysmith8626 5 років тому +1

    LOLOLOLOL!

  • @spideyviewer327
    @spideyviewer327 8 років тому +9

    12:03

  • @Grogzu
    @Grogzu 13 днів тому

    3:30 Laverne Cox

  • @saltymedic85
    @saltymedic85 5 років тому

    His psychologist is scary as fuck.

  • @slchance8839
    @slchance8839 Місяць тому

    I dont know who i expect cox to have married, but Jordan seems wrong. Cox crushes opponents into powder. The stronger the opponent, the finer the powder. When you fight Dr. COx, the best you can hope for is a draw, like when JD's brother tried to "warn" him.
    The closest to a mate for Cox might be a Sofia Vergara-type character from Modern Family....an EXTRA feminine NON-modern woman from a different culture turned ON by an abrasive man (She loved watching her husband yell at the mechanic taking too long on her car over the phone). The different culture would offer a TRUE mental vacation from his modern American life and the feminine part would disarm his combative nature.
    OTher than that, objectively, he's a tall, athletic, smart, accomplished doctor who should be able to find a woman he actually LIKES very, very easily.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow Місяць тому

      He does like/love Jordan. Partly because Cox actually enjoys arguing and ranting. Jordan does, too... it's why they get along in a very bizarre way. She's his counterpart.

  • @Fireeater-rl4ep
    @Fireeater-rl4ep 7 років тому +3

    What did Dr. Cox say at 5:05?

    • @amandaogburn6650
      @amandaogburn6650 5 років тому +2

      "No, honey, the reason we're late is because you took too long to get ready. That's what happens when you're vaaaaain." :)

  • @MorgaineRiddlePrince
    @MorgaineRiddlePrince 5 років тому +2

    112

  • @jvo8068
    @jvo8068 5 років тому +5

    I hate how he bends over for his girlfriend then is all tough and mean with his coworkers. Maybe if he’d put his woman in her place or find one who isn’t pregnant with another man’s baby and put her in her place he’d be much happier at work and in life. Besides that he’s hilarious.

    • @1snorelax
      @1snorelax 4 роки тому

      He is afraid of her lmfao 😂 can't blame the man they say find you a girl who is crazy but a level of crazy you can handle

    • @KingRudy10
      @KingRudy10 3 роки тому

      @@E-damnn yeah afterward, but he didn't know that

    • @keithduvall812
      @keithduvall812 8 місяців тому +1

      Not another man's baby

  • @crawford1083
    @crawford1083 5 місяців тому

    John C McGinley - brilliant.

  • @bigmaxcc
    @bigmaxcc 2 роки тому

    13:18 trying to catch newbie failed 😂🤣😂