one of the things I have learned on this binge of Cox's rants is that he is has been there for Elliot so many times but she always forgets and insists that he has never respected her.
so hilarious when a psychiatrist starts the appointment with his patient by telling him 'I got very drunk last night and I decided that I'm not giving up on you' :DD
my psychiatrist asked me if i drank ( i had an appointment around 14:00) before the appointment i said yup and she said "good makes it easier" im sober for 9 years now.
7:17 "So I got very drunk last night..." and took over a government weaponized satellite from a moving passenger train, and blew up a chemical weapons plant in China and was then brutally killed by Steven Seagal. lol
Apparently now, after getting very drunk the other night, he was hired to write the true story of a vampire and his nearly 200 year journey on this road of immortality.
While watching the episode with Eric Bogosian, it took me a few minutes to remember he and John McGinley were in Talk Radio. Just made it cooler to see them together again.
I dont know who i expect cox to have married, but Jordan seems wrong. Cox crushes opponents into powder. The stronger the opponent, the finer the powder. When you fight Dr. COx, the best you can hope for is a draw, like when JD's brother tried to "warn" him. The closest to a mate for Cox might be a Sofia Vergara-type character from Modern Family....an EXTRA feminine NON-modern woman from a different culture turned ON by an abrasive man (She loved watching her husband yell at the mechanic taking too long on her car over the phone). The different culture would offer a TRUE mental vacation from his modern American life and the feminine part would disarm his combative nature. OTher than that, objectively, he's a tall, athletic, smart, accomplished doctor who should be able to find a woman he actually LIKES very, very easily.
He does like/love Jordan. Partly because Cox actually enjoys arguing and ranting. Jordan does, too... it's why they get along in a very bizarre way. She's his counterpart.
I hate how he bends over for his girlfriend then is all tough and mean with his coworkers. Maybe if he’d put his woman in her place or find one who isn’t pregnant with another man’s baby and put her in her place he’d be much happier at work and in life. Besides that he’s hilarious.
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one of the things I have learned on this binge of Cox's rants is that he is has been there for Elliot so many times but she always forgets and insists that he has never respected her.
Dr. Cox and Laverne were such an underrated duo.
In deed
so hilarious when a psychiatrist starts the appointment with his patient by telling him 'I got very drunk last night and I decided that I'm not giving up on you' :DD
Funny, that's what my psychiatrist always said to me
😂😂
my psychiatrist asked me if i drank ( i had an appointment around 14:00) before the appointment i said yup and she said "good makes it easier"
im sober for 9 years now.
5:44 Rob: "PERRY! Hi, How are you et cetera .. "
I think we can all agree that the best character in this show is and always has been Johnny the tackling Alzheimers patient
TaverensPull WHO AM I??!!!!
Dude how are you everywhere I am? You actually have pull
WHO AM I?
5:44
“Perry ! Hi how are you etc. ? The wife & I …” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that gets me every time !
Classic Kelso 😂😎
'DON-chu be shy you can tell uncle Coxy about the nau-tie!'
"No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny, the tackling Alzheimer's patient."
Words to live by, Dr. Cox. Wise words, indeed.
I love this show. So meh-hany quoteable lines. "Hi, how are you etc."
"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
Bob Kelso, nice to meet you"
Dr Cox's psychologist is f-ing terrifying!
Dr Cox's psychologist is more brutally honest than anything
Who was the actor
Danny Ross. He was in Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Naa
7:17 "So I got very drunk last night..." and took over a government weaponized satellite from a moving passenger train, and blew up a chemical weapons plant in China and was then brutally killed by Steven Seagal. lol
Apparently now, after getting very drunk the other night, he was hired to write the true story of a vampire and his nearly 200 year journey on this road of immortality.
Richard Kind totally deserved to be the century rant.
Great effort put into this epic monologue that makes me feel like a little girl. Respect man!
Dr Cox - the mentor everyone needs!
an affliction commonly known as the infro
"WHO AM I?!?!?!"
Bugs bunny
Kevin Totten
What's up Doc Cox?
Fergal Cooke John cena
While watching the episode with Eric Bogosian, it took me a few minutes to remember he and John McGinley were in Talk Radio. Just made it cooler to see them together again.
Great movie...have it in my collection....ps...the psychiatrist was right about Cox.
I love how he was so supportive to Elliott lowkey
Of everyone honestly, his whole shtick was just mean but his intentions were always so good :)
VEEEEERY low key 😅
Why do I love this man?
Coolest character in TV history
If there’s a God In Heaven you never will 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:45....😂😂😂😂.
The ultimate sh*t stirrer...😂😂😂
13:18 trying to catch newbie failed 😂🤣😂
13:20 TOUCHDOWN!!!
i need this kind of friendship
HOLDING HER CLAW 5:30
COX is a legend
13:08
JD: Laverne!
Laverne: Jealous
JD: TA DOW
Fuckin gets me every time
"🤨😤Look, Marcia, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now."
3:30 Laverne Cox
Someone needs to make a rap beat out of that really really really part
without dr.Cox scrubs would be unwatchable
One word: Janitor.
Am i the only one who lives for Dr Kelso's moments?
Otakuwolf4ever janitor I found just malevolent. no humor, just Ahole.
Agreed.
Without Dr Cox, The Janitor, Turk, Dr Kelso, Laverne and Jonny the Tackling Alzheimer's patient, Scrubs would be unwatchable.
1:44
Snack-time! :D
LaVerne was the best character.
I liked LaVernagain.
Worst take ever
Omfg this 7:05 fucking killed me. xD
(To the Strippers theme)
🎵👏😆Buh-duh-duh-duh-duh! Ooh!
Duh-dow-duh-duh-duh! Ta-pow!🎵
"😆😅Had to be done, Bob. 😒Continue, handsome."
Raising another man's child, what is this Maury?
Why would Eliot be the one who turns into water, she does realise it was the sister who turned into animals right?
5:16 , I died xD
Dronox Look @ Jordan trying to keep it together.
12:03
Scrubs is my go-to feel-good show its so funny 🤣
Sweet elbowy love
13:18 XD
Touchdown lmao
Has anyone else made a playlist of Dr Cox rants?
110 is one of the best moments ever.
volume equalization, look it up
final boss My ears are destroyed
final boss copyright, look it up
@@omargonzalez2250 literally has nothing to do with copyrights
Infro? LMAOOOO...
Dusty old twig and berries.
He reminds me of an NCO I had couple years back.
Trae Parsley he’s sounds like a funny guy 😂 I remember I had some still sgts like that
Dr. Cox is basically an MTI for interns.
What did Dr. Cox say at 5:05?
"No, honey, the reason we're late is because you took too long to get ready. That's what happens when you're vaaaaain." :)
LOLOLOLOL!
TOUCHDOWN!
Newbie cubes 🤣🤣
112
I dont know who i expect cox to have married, but Jordan seems wrong. Cox crushes opponents into powder. The stronger the opponent, the finer the powder. When you fight Dr. COx, the best you can hope for is a draw, like when JD's brother tried to "warn" him.
The closest to a mate for Cox might be a Sofia Vergara-type character from Modern Family....an EXTRA feminine NON-modern woman from a different culture turned ON by an abrasive man (She loved watching her husband yell at the mechanic taking too long on her car over the phone). The different culture would offer a TRUE mental vacation from his modern American life and the feminine part would disarm his combative nature.
OTher than that, objectively, he's a tall, athletic, smart, accomplished doctor who should be able to find a woman he actually LIKES very, very easily.
He does like/love Jordan. Partly because Cox actually enjoys arguing and ranting. Jordan does, too... it's why they get along in a very bizarre way. She's his counterpart.
His psychologist is scary as fuck.
I hate how he bends over for his girlfriend then is all tough and mean with his coworkers. Maybe if he’d put his woman in her place or find one who isn’t pregnant with another man’s baby and put her in her place he’d be much happier at work and in life. Besides that he’s hilarious.
He is afraid of her lmfao 😂 can't blame the man they say find you a girl who is crazy but a level of crazy you can handle
@@E-damnn yeah afterward, but he didn't know that
Not another man's baby
John C McGinley - brilliant.
13:18 trying to catch newbie failed 😂🤣😂