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    A Krieger finds himself in a quite fortunate, or unfortunate situation depending on your disposition, he's stuck on a paradise agri-world and it's a living hell. At least at first, who knows, maybe this is a chance for a fresh start, with a new face and new friends.
    The Voice of the Agri-World girl is done by the ever-talented CrystalAvenger, she's been such a pleasure to work with and I hope you all enjoy hearing her as much as I did while editing for a solid 5 hours.
    / @crystalavengerva
    Comic Art Done by @Mick19988 over on Twitter!
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    Majora's Mask OST Remaster - Clock Town Theme : Day 1
    Stardew Valley OST - Dance of the Moonlight Jellies
    Stardew Valley OST - Fun Festival
    Stardew Valley OST - Settling In
    Something to Distract you while you wait out the war in the Trenches
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 664

  • @DeusExDraconian
    @DeusExDraconian Рік тому +555

    "Soldier, your orders are to guard this entire planet, by yourself."
    "The entire planet?"
    "Is there a problem?"
    "No, that's an impossible task, suicidal task, for anyone else."

    • @niccatipay
      @niccatipay Рік тому +89

      Kreig: Cries of happiness.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 7 місяців тому +16

      Well it's still a suicidal task for a Krieg, but they don't exactly mind

    • @channelofrandom7731
      @channelofrandom7731 3 місяці тому

      Lol

    • @MultiRokusho
      @MultiRokusho 14 годин тому

      Reminds of the Cain novels where in the vail notes it says for the planetary defenses forces their might be one commissar for a whole system so almost no one below generals will ever meet them.

  • @michelveilleux2075
    @michelveilleux2075 Рік тому +1403

    What I love about this is he's not throwing a fit, he's just...sitting there. Completely calm and collected, level-headed and wonders to himself just what the hell did he do to deserve this peaceful hell. It's hilarious.

    • @antonzhdanov9653
      @antonzhdanov9653 Рік тому +158

      Technically that's the lore accurate. Kriegsman throwing a fit is absolutely unthinkable in lore as Kriegsmen are overzealous in their servitude.

    • @justinbowers2749
      @justinbowers2749 Рік тому +43

      Their right up there with Maccaban Janissaries and Mordian Iron Guard….now a Catachan Jungle fighter on the other hand

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Рік тому

      ​@@justinbowers2749he won't even be in close proximity to civilisation.
      They're like orks. The more 'peaceful' a world, the more savage they get since they have nothing to remotely compare to and so they become the big monsters.

    • @St.Raptor
      @St.Raptor 10 місяців тому +15

      @@antonzhdanov9653 Sounds like me while in the US. I'm sitting here with millions who need Jesus, but none will listen. It's torment.

    • @antonzhdanov9653
      @antonzhdanov9653 10 місяців тому

      @@St.Raptor Well, people are mad with obsession of success and a frenzied need of thrive everywhere now. US is one of the most striking examples, but far from being the only one.
      Only ones in dare need to find a purpose for their struggle, mental crutch which can support them in their quest to regaining their balance, would surely listen, even if desperately trying to find something what stoo them from falling into abyss, but being already deep in despair, good question if they would be still capable to hear and find powers to follow.
      Make yourself a beacon capable to lead them out from the depth of darkness. Imo, one TRUE good did, one saved soul overshadows millions prayers. That's how I pray to God personally. Though, well, honestly, I can't brag that I have done or doing much, but at least I'm trying to do something. Don't overstretch yourself.
      God wants us to understand him and be happy, not chasing something, losing everything what we are in the process.
      Though, considering somewhat bad reputation of very strict hierarchical and demanding churches, better start from support and advices cleaned from hints where you got them. After a while they figure that out themselves or ask you.
      Stay strong, brother. You are absolutely right that people need God, but don't belittle yourself and think that you can't deliver.

  • @nathanalexander5598
    @nathanalexander5598 Рік тому +1928

    "They said there were no mistake"
    Now THATS the only unbeliavle thing in the comic
    The administorum making no mistakes?? Please

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 Рік тому +220

      Shut up! I ACTUALLY WANT TO GET OUR AMOURED SUPPORT THIS MONTH DAMN IT!

    • @firezone8770
      @firezone8770 Рік тому +179

      Just cuz they said there was no mistake doesn't mean they made no mistake

    • @kwazooplayingguardsman5615
      @kwazooplayingguardsman5615 Рік тому +64

      someone in the ministorum was drunk and was given a dare I see.

    • @Kyla-Stormhazard
      @Kyla-Stormhazard Рік тому +33

      ​@Krieger Techpriest It's too late man. We're getting extra shirts instead now.

    • @brok56
      @brok56 Рік тому +33

      ​@@Kyla-Stormhazard DAMN IT! We have 30000 Men, and enough Rations for only 2 months.
      Maybe we just chop up The surplus shirts into pieces and mix our Rations and shirt cloth together into a stew and extend our food supply with an extra month?
      Emperor curse whoever administratum shitheel screwed us over.

  • @cpaul562
    @cpaul562 Рік тому +2270

    I need an entire comic series with these two immediately, they are just too adorable.

    • @GunnarGuyVA
      @GunnarGuyVA  Рік тому +295

      I’m definitely dubbing everything that comes of these two! It’s such a cute comic.

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +68

      @@GunnarGuyVA yes thank you, you’ve definitely earned a subscription.

    • @justinweber4977
      @justinweber4977 Рік тому +53

      Some real "Love and Krieg" vibes. I like it!

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +14

      @@justinweber4977 what’s love and Krieg?

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +13

      @@justinweber4977 I must search for this now, thank you for the answer and I hope you have a good day.

  • @doge41-thedogemaker69
    @doge41-thedogemaker69 Рік тому +3249

    "Horse don't eat meat ,everyone knows that?"
    Krig : ours does
    Lore : indeed they do

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +270

      Do they really count as horses anymore.

    • @Ballagorn_Ironblood
      @Ballagorn_Ironblood Рік тому +411

      @@cpaul562 More like nuclear fueled polar bears in a shape of a horses

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +208

      @@Ballagorn_Ironblood throw in some honey badger too.

    • @jadynmurrell80
      @jadynmurrell80 Рік тому +81

      The Mares of Diomedes on roids

    • @kelvinli340
      @kelvinli340 Рік тому +39

      Well that’s new I never thought or know about it completely

  • @yetanotherspuart3993
    @yetanotherspuart3993 Рік тому +670

    A soldier without a war....... that is hell for the Imperium. Emperor save him.
    He seems nice.

    • @GunnarGuyVA
      @GunnarGuyVA  Рік тому +65

      In the ever-famous words of Guilty Gear, HEAVEN OR HELL, it depends on your outlook and the people around you.
      But yes he does seem very nice

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +18

      Friendly Krieger.

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 Рік тому +15

      @@cpaul562 A unarmed Krieger more like. Our man isn't even carrying a shovel, the peace-loving pacifist. **Spits on ground**

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +11

      @@attemptedunkindness3632 but he does have a shovel though, he’s using it at the end to fortify the planet and as for him being friendly, well the girl is a farmer by the looks of it so she’s doing a vital job for the Imperium ensuring that soldiers like him are feed and can continue to fight for the Imperium without just starving to death and she’s loyal to the Man-Emperor of Mankind, so why would he be hostile to her?

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 Рік тому +7

      @@cpaul562 _HOW COULD HE WITHOUT A SHOVEL?_

  • @rdzpyrex1086
    @rdzpyrex1086 Рік тому +920

    Enemy invasion is inevitable, but I pray to see the Krieger, with all the peace time on his hands, has fortified the f out the enemy's main target.

    • @GunnarGuyVA
      @GunnarGuyVA  Рік тому +97

      I hope he's happy :)

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Рік тому +38

      Inevitable? Well, that is sad

    • @radicalgremlin6440
      @radicalgremlin6440 Рік тому +57

      Low key, just imagining that some xeno race invades the world, and he just becomes the doom slayer to defend it.

    • @dhanu_4539
      @dhanu_4539 Рік тому +43

      doesn't have to be, the imperium is so massive. there are backwater planets that haven't seen anything for thousands of years. He is more likely to die of old age than chaos or some other invasion.

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 Рік тому

      ​@@dhanu_4539 dying of old age "lol lmao"
      Next thing you know Slaanesh starts taking over the world peacefully and youre f***ed

  • @terrynewsome6698
    @terrynewsome6698 Рік тому +466

    The administratum personnel that sent him there was to use the last survivor of his regiment to train local pdf of the world as a retired soldier. But the locals mistook the word retired and just left him as just another pensioner. Though it was odd that he is only 22.

    • @mikaruyami
      @mikaruyami Рік тому +98

      22 is old for a Krieger though. They're normally dead before then.

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 Рік тому +41

      @@mikaruyami They are vets, we both admire and abhour them.

    • @michaell8000
      @michaell8000 Рік тому +46

      ​@@mikaruyami yeah that's the point his paperwork says retired and his age being 22 the locals have no idea that is ancient for a Krieger
      on top of that even if the locals do have a PDF it's probably a once a year on a regional rotation so there is an mobilised military availble and training rather than a standing army so our lad here is sent to just one region (because they dont realise he would fine constantly moving across the world) and is only going to be doing drill Sargent duties 1/12 ish times a year

    • @MariaCorrea-mr2gy
      @MariaCorrea-mr2gy Рік тому +30

      @@mikaruyami If he made it to 22 as a kriegsman, he should be able to train a top notch PDF, maybe even raise an imperial guard regiment.

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Рік тому +13

      He's about 12 years older than the average kreigsman

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 Рік тому +1045

    Two quotes come to mind:
    "I am more bummed out then a Kreigs Corpsman on a paradise world!" TTS Maneus Calgar
    "Lives are the Emperors currency. _Spend_ them well." Kriegers in Comics sometimes seem too eager to die. Which might be miss-spending them, a additional sin.

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 Рік тому +27

      *Stare*

    • @fabianlaibin6956
      @fabianlaibin6956 Рік тому +37

      @alphagonomegarius5124 "We shall die for the Emperor! CHAA-" "Emperor damnit that's just a squig with bombs stuck to it, JUST SHOOT"

    • @A-Clear_View
      @A-Clear_View 6 місяців тому +3

      985th like

  • @Harakyou
    @Harakyou Рік тому +418

    When I read the title I started singing _"We've been spending most our lives living in a Krieger's paradise~"_

  • @kubikkuratko188
    @kubikkuratko188 Рік тому +391

    They should put him in charge of plumbing and water supplies
    Trenches need canals to move all that water out so he knows how it works and with just some modifications he can make a great watering system

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Рік тому +73

      "Day 5382 on 'Paradise' planet, there are no more fortifications that can be made. Trenches are stretching as far as eye can see, I've prepared canisters with poisonous gas, landmines, barbwires. This should considerably slow down heretics"

    • @swissarmyknight4306
      @swissarmyknight4306 Рік тому +16

      Probably pretty handy at irrigation.

    • @Flacto-vs6np
      @Flacto-vs6np Рік тому +13

      ​@@realdragon dont forget the artillery positions too

  • @theonejackal89
    @theonejackal89 Рік тому +291

    Lowkey... I hope that this planet doesn't get invaded. I think it'd be more fitting if he DID get transferred back to an actual battleground, and, instead of wanting to die for the emperor, he wants to live for the planet that welcomed him.

    • @arcturus960
      @arcturus960 Рік тому +30

      Then the krieger would probably be shot by his commissar. Some Kriegers do waver in their zeal and are shot if that does occur. This is the same reason why Krieg’s regiments are to operate independently of other imperial support so their ideology and zealous beliefs are not changed.

    • @crusaders3756
      @crusaders3756 Рік тому +19

      It feels so alien for someone to humanise a Krieger, even by a smidge. It’s almost comparable to the Master Chief doing a face reveal all of a sudden.

    • @AmyCherryLMAO
      @AmyCherryLMAO Рік тому +11

      ​@@crusaders3756 I mean prior to Mister Cheeks, the closest we got to the Master Chief face reveal was the Halo 4 legendary difficulty ending

    • @crusaders3756
      @crusaders3756 Рік тому +9

      @@AmyCherryLMAO Meh, Halo 4 legendary ending was alright, Halo TV series tho 💀

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +7

      @@crusaders3756 the “creators” of that *thing* should be handed over to the Dark Eldar or the Night Lords or the Emperor’s Children.

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 Рік тому +223

    Surely I'm not the only one thinking about "Love and Krieg" after this.

  • @silbernehand_
    @silbernehand_ Рік тому +116

    Imagine: A Krieg as a protagonist of an Isekai, transported to a peacefull farming village in the middle of a beautiful nowhere
    Krieg: "I was sent to HELL!"
    Then, the demon lord of the world is reborn (as it so oft happens) and sends his armys on a rampage
    Krieg: "That's more like it!"
    *grabs SHOVEL*
    Let those "horrible" demons meet a true demon forged in the fire of war!

    • @zortesh
      @zortesh Рік тому +21

      he then as a OP isekai protagonist easily defeats all enemy's with barely any danger to himself, while becoming so powerful that death in combat is basically impossible. "this truly is hell.."

    • @sayansaha155
      @sayansaha155 Рік тому

      ​@@zortesh all he needs is his shovel...and stand menacingly.

    • @enzotoro791
      @enzotoro791 Рік тому

      ​@@zortesh This mf just shoving the Demon King and Say "Zat all you got, You Disgusting and Heretikal Shit?"

    • @Duong-dc6cm
      @Duong-dc6cm Рік тому +4

      Someone should make anime out of this. I definitely watch.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому +7

      That Time I Got Taken From My Emperor Into An RPG World!
      And the sequel, That Time I Hit Max Level And Became So Strong I Was A Space Marine To Space Marines.

  • @WarpstormChronicles
    @WarpstormChronicles Рік тому +80

    The whole video I’m like “please stay wholesome… please stay wholesome…”.

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +5

      Don’t worry....... the author will make it sad later.

  • @akuladoctor7355
    @akuladoctor7355 Рік тому +137

    I think a kriegsman could be an excellent farmer. He is good at following orders, and borderline tireless, and has an enormous willpower. All he needs is the knowledge of how to do it, and he will work on the field all day, and night to provide that little food he make for the rest of the imperium. Might not be as glorious as a battle, but essential to the Imperium regardless.

    • @carlzerris6566
      @carlzerris6566 Рік тому +17

      And hey he comes witha shoval so why not.

    • @theant2266
      @theant2266 Рік тому +8

      He definitely has iron-steeled will if the ones in his regiment are willing to even suicide charge an enemy trench

  • @shuukenji6585
    @shuukenji6585 Рік тому +480

    Comissar: "This was not a mistake you are deployed in a paradise agricultural world indefinitely"
    Kriegsman: "...Vat iz sza name Comissar?"
    Comissar: "You are deployed in one of the planets moon to be exact on the 'H4rvest' system in fact"
    Kriegsman: "hmm..."

    • @Alext0250
      @Alext0250 Рік тому +114

      Kriegsmann :. Was did I did to deserve zis punishment ?
      Commissar : you were the closest one. At the moment of the solicitation

    • @Randomdudefromtheinternet
      @Randomdudefromtheinternet Рік тому +52

      An agricultural moon called H4rv3st? (Lol, Harvest Moon)

    • @TarsonTalon
      @TarsonTalon Рік тому +33

      @@Randomdudefromtheinternet I was thinking Halo.

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +16

      Iron harvest?

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 Рік тому +25

      "Wort wort wort"

  • @imperatorfaris1333
    @imperatorfaris1333 Рік тому +48

    what i love about the 40k universe is that it is so massive and complex that there's a high possibility that somewhere in its universe this comic is actually canon...

    • @peterandreas8387
      @peterandreas8387 Рік тому +3

      Agree 👍

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +9

      It’s made into my head canon and I don’t care what anyone says about it.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 5 місяців тому

      All it takes is one Administratum slip-up (and Emperor knows there are plenty of those)

  • @oscarlundberg7462
    @oscarlundberg7462 Рік тому +18

    "The chances of being eaten by a horse is low...
    ...but not zero!"

  • @DanielDiCenso
    @DanielDiCenso Рік тому +147

    (Regarding the bonus at the end) On the plus side, you have a nice shelter to duck into in case the world gets invaded....better to be safe than sorry, just saying.

    • @haiminh7630
      @haiminh7630 Рік тому +10

      Maybe that's the bunker that in the future they would somehow get married and the Krieg husband died fighting against the Death Guard while the farmer girl being his wife and... their daughter the one with the Marine doll.
      They both died in the bunker the Kriegsmen intended for safety

    • @shadowfumes2368
      @shadowfumes2368 Рік тому

      or a tornado

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +5

      @@haiminh7630 that plague marine is beyond fucked if that’s the case.

    • @khawhomson6234
      @khawhomson6234 Рік тому +1

      ​@@haiminh7630 Don't. Ever. Remind. Me. That. HERETIC.

  • @najlitarvan921
    @najlitarvan921 Рік тому +83

    i was expecting, something lewd when she said there are different ways to serve the emperor(like increasing population), i am happy to be surprised

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 Рік тому +22

      it can be lewd later
      it must be wholesome now

    • @melanieboston7732
      @melanieboston7732 Рік тому +5

      Wholesome now

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +4

      Not everything on the internet is lewd you know.

    • @najlitarvan921
      @najlitarvan921 Рік тому +3

      @@cpaul562 then you haven't seen enough of the internet, rules 34 and 63 are a thing

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +3

      @@najlitarvan921 (depressed sigh) This unit knows and it fills this unit with shame and disgust for humanity at times.

  • @Mastro-Forno
    @Mastro-Forno Рік тому +14

    "soo will you tell me your name mister soldier?"
    "A-77812"
    "...."

  • @TheDoomsdayzoner
    @TheDoomsdayzoner Рік тому +71

    She looks cute. May she guide him untill his time comes.
    And may he protect this peaceful world with all the might and ferocity a Krieg's Corp memeber can provide.

  • @Tounushi
    @Tounushi Рік тому +8

    "I'm as let down as a Death Korps guardsman on a paradise world." -Marneus Calgar, 999 M41

  • @roamingrivers7429
    @roamingrivers7429 Рік тому +83

    I like to think that this was a social experiment carried out by imperial researchers, probably over a lost bet.
    I hope that Krieger finds happiness on that Agri world. It would make a cute series to see him find a job, settle down, start a family, etc.

    • @crusaders3756
      @crusaders3756 Рік тому

      That’s fucking cringe

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 Рік тому

      And then die brutally, violently , gloriously and happy in war inspiring his children to join and serve the god emperor of mankind

    • @temkin9298
      @temkin9298 Рік тому +3

      Person 1:Hello Tomy how the work to day
      Tomy: Hello James. I was finishing the redeployment of solders this month.
      James: Oh really who is gonna get redeployed that got you so stuck
      Tomy: A mixed regiment of Krigers and Milita.
      James: So?
      Tomy: You see we got 1 transporter with 50 years of supplies, 25 regiment of soldiers who are in different planets. There is no possible way to get them all where they need to be if standard procedure is applied. What do I do?
      James: I am guessing Krigesman isolation?
      Tomy: Yeah
      James: Then tell the general staff we need those guys elsewhere, it is particularly active these days since there is so many simultaneous battles happening everywhere.
      Tomy: So just put them to regular soldier duty?
      James: Tomy if you don't finish you will only dealy also even if all regiments were unequal, there is a reasonable guess that other battles will finish before this one so get done with it!

    • @schmeatgaming853
      @schmeatgaming853 Рік тому +1

      I'd honestly like to see a German WW2 Veteran interact with this Krieger. The two of them talking about they're Experiences in War, and a part in the conversation where the Veteran explains to the Krieger that life isn't just about Dying for the Emperor to repent for your sins, sometimes there's other ways where you can repent that doesn't involve death. And that he should value his time left alive as well as the people that know him and care about him, like the girl he was talking to and find a way to live his life to the fullest. This small interaction could have a major impact on the Krieger. The next time he would fight a Battle, he wouldn't want to die to repent for his sins, he'd want to live for the People that welcomed, accepted, and cared for him. And that would inspire him to Fight harder than ever before.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 Рік тому +8

      @@schmeatgaming853 I think a WW1 stormtrooper (special type of German soldiers) would be far more fitting to meet a kreiger since the death corps are supposed to be experts in WW1 styled war fare or at least something like that plus the kreiger uniform looks like a good cross between german and french troops (i think a bit more in there as well) of ww1 so they would also look some what vaguely simulier

  • @SomeKrieger
    @SomeKrieger Рік тому +14

    As Arch describes Krieger horses, “they are closer to fucking grizzly bears than horses.”

  • @jojothehamster
    @jojothehamster Рік тому +26

    I can imagine a whole story with this guy slowly integrating into the population, marrying, getting lots of kids for the emperor only for the planet to be invaded and this old Krieger taking up arms, rallying the locals and holding out the defences against the aliens till reinforcements finally arrive. Before the planet is saved he of course dies but in his dying moments he looks around and seeing (some) his children survive he learns why the emperor needed men like him to fight. Not for the forgiveness of sins but for the survival of humanity.

    • @viliamipayne1470
      @viliamipayne1470 Рік тому +2

      You have no idea how much I want this now

    • @blackbullet321
      @blackbullet321 Рік тому +1

      So like Soldier 1998?

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Рік тому

      He found his place of repentance.
      And along the way, he did what few of his kind could ever do.
      He left his own legacy. Something for a generation to aspire to.
      On his final moments.... he prays that their -his children and their children- deeds may one day be worth inspired.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 5 місяців тому

      Basically the Plot of Love and Krieg

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios Рік тому +9

    _Many Years Later_
    Kriegsman: 'You betrayed the Emperor! You abandoned Krieg!'
    Deserter: 'You don't understand, comrade. I betrayed no one, I just found my true calling - how I can best serve his people.'

  • @zanthimos
    @zanthimos Рік тому +82

    This is way too wholesome and sweet. I'm half expecting there to be a tragic end or sudden plot twist.

    • @ojarsvitols1641
      @ojarsvitols1641 Рік тому +5

      This is warhammer. Give it time...

    • @enzotoro791
      @enzotoro791 Рік тому

      This is a Paradise World, this planets are design to be secure and present for the Guest so... I don't think so

    • @cpaul562
      @cpaul562 Рік тому +2

      Uh yeah the author loves to do tragic ending (sobs while remembering His Angels).

  • @NotoriusBEN1
    @NotoriusBEN1 Рік тому +8

    "Excuse me, Administratum clerk. I zink zere has been a miztake in my assignment."
    "The Administratum does not make mistakes, guardsman. Carry out your assignment."
    "... ... ..." *internal gasmask reeee*

  • @_d--
    @_d-- Рік тому +22

    and that fellow imperials is what we are fighting for as a specie.

  • @Scientist118
    @Scientist118 Рік тому +28

    I don't know why but it looks like you just teleported a Krieger into Stardew Valley and he's having a conversation with Leah. Now you're making me think about this cute relationship where the Krieger picks up farming and settles in with the town.

  • @samuelspry6955
    @samuelspry6955 Рік тому +26

    Dude probably made a vraks level trench system after hearing that.

    • @timezerohour8864
      @timezerohour8864 Рік тому +1

      The trench can be used as an ground level aqueduct with a little stone reinforcement.

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian Рік тому +6

    If this argiworld has to worry about floods or wildfires, Krieger here could save an entire village

    • @josevictorionunez9312
      @josevictorionunez9312 Рік тому +1

      Those would be the last things the agriworld has to worry about because this looks like the perfect place for Slaneesh and her cultists or a Dark eldar Raid

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 5 місяців тому

      They'll have both a fantastic canal system ready *and* emergency shelters

  • @samiamtheman7379
    @samiamtheman7379 Рік тому +5

    "There was no mistake."
    There definitely was a mistake and the Administorum was both too prideful to admit it and too lazy to fix it.

  • @M1lza
    @M1lza Рік тому +23

    This pleases me. Thank you.

  • @wiiblii8584
    @wiiblii8584 Рік тому +12

    "In the grim darkness of the future there is only war" MY ASS
    Look at this most wholesome of art and tell me with a straight face that peace can't be a thing

    • @Makorze
      @Makorze Рік тому +3

      Peace in 40k is like a dog chasing cars. If it is achieved, not a single faction would know what to do with it

  • @kurodakyousuke1791
    @kurodakyousuke1791 Рік тому +10

    Even in the darkest of times, there is still the light of innocence far away from the frontlines.

  • @samuellucario2342
    @samuellucario2342 Рік тому +12

    1:43 i love how proud he sounds

  • @kriegertechpriest7011
    @kriegertechpriest7011 Рік тому +10

    Oh frakk...shes got her hands on him, and shes not letting go.....Well! I already know how this somber dance goes!

  • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
    @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 Рік тому +7

    This Krieger has been redeemed thus sent to the Agri world to live in peace.

  • @starblast16
    @starblast16 Рік тому +7

    Fun fact about the horses eating meat thing. Some herbivores will actually eat meat if given the option. Some cows are known to kill snakes and eat them.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 Рік тому

      Wait wouldn't that make omnivores then?

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому

      Herbivores are species who can't thrive without plants, not ones that never eat meat.
      Humans too aren't actually omnivorous, we're just *very* flexible carnivores.

  • @artoriasgameing6601
    @artoriasgameing6601 Рік тому +7

    🎶weve been spending most out lifes living in a kriegers paradise🎶

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 Рік тому +77

    I hope he get's name soon (or she helps him find one) that would be a neat comic
    context; krieger's are essentially clones that just use numbers for ID

    • @Reaper2127.
      @Reaper2127. Рік тому

      Isn’t cloning a big no no?

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 Рік тому +5

      @@Reaper2127. Oh it's unethical 100% ...but it's the grimdark future so admech uses them nearly constantly, cherubs are vat grown so yeah kinda but no

    • @ancientofdays8644
      @ancientofdays8644 Рік тому +3

      @@Reaper2127. I mean sure but you know, who's gonna tell? As in, genuinely who is? Only 2 Inquisitors ever stepped upon Krieg, both believing them to be too useful to destroy them for that Heresy. A third one had a slightly different opinion but funny thing, he died in battle shortly after, the Death Korp just barley not making it in time to save him, funny thing that.

    • @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
      @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven Рік тому +1

      We should just call him Hans.

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 Рік тому +1

      @@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven It does seem to be the most popular name for them

  • @slb797
    @slb797 Рік тому +9

    Every servant of the Emperor should be fruitful and multiply!

    • @crusaders3756
      @crusaders3756 Рік тому

      Unless it’s a Krieger, that shit is absolutely daunting to think about.

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 10 місяців тому

      what

  • @petersaunders5808
    @petersaunders5808 Рік тому +12

    Can’t wait to see the look on her face when she gets to meet a death rider horse as they are feasting on a dead grox because genetically they likely have more in common with the American grizzly bear than they do actual horses.

  • @XtreemAlan
    @XtreemAlan Рік тому +4

    I like to think that he isn’t asking “Is this Hell?” in Existential horror, but as a genuine question

    • @Makorze
      @Makorze 11 місяців тому +1

      Given how brutal and intense the life of a kriegsman is they probably dont have any idea of what heaven or hell even are because Sacrafice is all that matters - it never occurs to them thier might be something after that.

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 Рік тому +11

    Agreed this needs a comic series

  • @DehnusNorder
    @DehnusNorder Рік тому +3

    I was expecting a paradoy of Gangstah's Paradise. ... but with Kriegers :P
    "As I walk with my shovel 'bout this planet that's dead! I take a look through my mask..."

    • @GunnarGuyVA
      @GunnarGuyVA  Рік тому +2

      I’ve heard that a few times and thinking about it makes me think it’s a better idea

  • @A_Random_Dude_Typing_Nonsense
    @A_Random_Dude_Typing_Nonsense Рік тому +2

    I Swear if this ends like the Salamander and the Little Girl one I will wage war and havoc upon you

  • @BryndenBloodraven
    @BryndenBloodraven Рік тому +5

    By the Emperor....i love it.

  • @niccatipay
    @niccatipay Рік тому +4

    It might feel like hell first, but when you think about it, the Krieger has an entire world that he can ENTRENCH.

    • @Sirithil
      @Sirithil Рік тому

      Very true! When a soldier isn't fighting, he should be improving and fortifying his position.

  • @Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot
    @Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot Рік тому +3

    Horses… can eat meat. There have been cases of horses eating small birds and squirrels.

  • @phantomham2749
    @phantomham2749 Рік тому +5

    bro is missing his shovel

  • @slypask9185
    @slypask9185 Рік тому +2

    Just give him a shovel and tell him the ground is heretic, he'll plow you 300 km² of field per day *EZ*

  • @b1laxson
    @b1laxson 10 місяців тому +1

    The story of one surviving Krieg gives inspiration of all them to shovel through the mud and foes.

  • @savegood1
    @savegood1 Рік тому +2

    have him dig grounds to prepare for planting, he's good at digging holes, improve efficiency of farming. who knows, reasonable amount manual labor is good for the body and soul of all emperor fearing men.

  • @chasemcnab7610
    @chasemcnab7610 Рік тому +2

    Imperial fist that “just so happened” to be deployed to that same planet: “commissar, I think you should tell him…”
    Commissar: “and ruin the surprise?!”

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 Рік тому +1

      Aaw how cute of they'r commissar, setting them up for a surprise ambush invasion 😊

  • @TheNamesDust
    @TheNamesDust Рік тому +1

    "Is this hell?"
    Little farm girl: "nooo"
    Other kreigers: "ya... ya."

  • @LunarKn1ght
    @LunarKn1ght Рік тому +6

    For a krieger this is hell and heresy. For all we know he has been sucked into the warp and they are trying to mentally break him in the only way they can, by slowly converting him to peace.

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 Рік тому +3

    And lo' did the Emperor look upon them and said "I ship it."

  • @arandomkreiger2191
    @arandomkreiger2191 Рік тому +1

    As I walk through the valley of the dead bodies I take a look at my life and realise I gotta die

  • @uneditedshenanigans
    @uneditedshenanigans 8 місяців тому +1

    Got to feed the horses to keep ‘em strong.

  • @snbforever
    @snbforever 9 місяців тому +1

    Love the "surround sound stereo" effect.

  • @cocaine7371
    @cocaine7371 Рік тому +4

    This is fuel for my soul

  • @stillwatersrundeep001
    @stillwatersrundeep001 Рік тому +2

    I like how you guys took liberties to improve the sometimes derpy dialogue

  • @irtezanidalkhan76
    @irtezanidalkhan76 8 місяців тому +1

    he can serve the emperor by making another Krieg with her.

  • @YourNeighborhoodJackass1917
    @YourNeighborhoodJackass1917 Рік тому +1

    And that Krieger eventually went on to build a new life, never to fight again…
    Then he was shot by his commissar for heresy and not dying for the god emperor.

  • @TeamInTheDarkness
    @TeamInTheDarkness Рік тому +7

    Sometimes even soldiers hell bent ln redemption and endless war must remember why they fighting, for who, and for what, the God Emperor gave everything for mankind, and as his children we must protect humanity, both ours and those that cant protect themselves

  • @niallkhalaf4197
    @niallkhalaf4197 6 місяців тому +1

    The stardew valley music is to fitting

  • @Goodtypeoffbocchi
    @Goodtypeoffbocchi 8 місяців тому +1

    In my headcanon he was sent there to train the local PDF but due to a administrative error he was sent there as a retired person

  • @Kalashinator
    @Kalashinator Рік тому +1

    This was too sweet. It's soul-crushing that Kriegers just don't get civvie life and the fact that they fight for it. But it always brings a smile to my face when the DK are put in a fish-out-of-water situation like this.

  • @mattj.7756
    @mattj.7756 8 місяців тому +1

    Hans, Death Corps Krieger
    *Official Report:*
    A massive bummer.
    Possibly depressed.
    Wants to be redeployed.
    The Commissar is afraid of him for some reason…

  • @thelion2751
    @thelion2751 Рік тому +11

    My father already forgive their sins so long ago that's why for every death my father send their souls into a new place where their sins are forgiven,every soldier who fight for my father and his empire is already forgiven and they gain that forgiveness the day that general didn't betray us like the planet did

    • @amirhaikal6672
      @amirhaikal6672 Рік тому

      This is true my primarch. Almost all kriegers are descendents of loyal soldiers who stood with the general against the traitors.

  • @Tragicide
    @Tragicide Рік тому +3

    Ok this hit RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FEELS MAN. Way too relatable.

  • @derpypickaxe5352
    @derpypickaxe5352 Рік тому +1

    I mean....if you do a little bit of work, a kreigers trench work can become new homes and housing for people, along with shops, storage, and other things.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 Рік тому +1

      Ngl a lil trench village actually sounds kinda cool

    • @derpypickaxe5352
      @derpypickaxe5352 Рік тому

      @Elisha Follet that would sound cool, and with in 40K, it sounds possible. A peaceful world where it's people live in trenches instead of homes

  • @richardmarois4203
    @richardmarois4203 7 місяців тому +1

    To be fair the the kriegsman most herbivores are actually facultative herbivores meaning though they more often then not eat plants, they can consume meat. So their horses doing so isn’t as crazy as it sounds.

  • @carlzerris6566
    @carlzerris6566 Рік тому +1

    Just put him to work in the fields. He already has the shoval

  • @AlexSlate211
    @AlexSlate211 Рік тому +1

    I don’t know what she’s talking about that seems like a perfect place to store the pumpkins

  • @merchantotin6266
    @merchantotin6266 Рік тому +2

    I have already seen the second one but I have a comment that I feel like leaving.
    I see this Krieger to be a test to see if they are even capable of reintegrating back into the imperium society without coming off as the deranged war maniacs we are all use to.
    That is as long as this story does not turn out to be some sort of chaos god trick (I know very little on 40k but I have some ideas on how it works but for every lore video that get’s recommended I understand it slightly more)

  • @AnIdiotFromGermany
    @AnIdiotFromGermany Рік тому +1

    Krieg: "waste lands" Heaven
    Also krieg: "beautiful landscape" Hell

  • @soup8315
    @soup8315 9 місяців тому +1

    the first thing that I wondered at the first panel was "where are the trenches?"

  • @republictrooper1944
    @republictrooper1944 6 місяців тому

    He is now a Krieger with a reason tp live, he is more of a threat than a space marine

  • @lokket9995
    @lokket9995 Рік тому +1

    When there are more way to serve the god emperor by having a family and joining the higher ranks of the imperium.

    • @elishafollet5347
      @elishafollet5347 Рік тому

      Having a family part I understand but isn't the only way for them to seek forgiveness is dying honorable in battle?

  • @johnarcher6150
    @johnarcher6150 9 місяців тому +1

    Terranis Stands, Ave Imperator.

  • @inquisitorgarza312
    @inquisitorgarza312 Рік тому +1

    For a culture that who seemed themselves as unforgivable that nothing they do will be enough, and maybe there will come a time when the Emperor will forgive them, but will they accept it even then.

  • @isengarde9490
    @isengarde9490 Рік тому

    I can just imagine this Kriegsman being a veteran of Vraks and is just like: "You have no idea.." whenever the girl says offworlders are so weird.

  • @TheMightyCrucibleKnight184
    @TheMightyCrucibleKnight184 Рік тому +1

    Ma heart! Can't handle such wholesomeness from a krieg for being finally having a peaceful life.

  • @user-nd9oh8bt6v
    @user-nd9oh8bt6v 9 місяців тому +1

    It's really great to see a fan video i like this in the Warhammer 40k universe, this like vidio is more made it hope.

  • @IronClique
    @IronClique Рік тому

    "I have two reasons to exist. One, is to be ordered to my death, and two, is to carry out those orders."

  • @MontChevalier
    @MontChevalier 3 місяці тому

    I don't know why, but I friggin love that guy.

  • @cerburus4158
    @cerburus4158 Рік тому

    we've been living most our lives in a Krieger's paradise.

  • @jdsevz
    @jdsevz Рік тому

    Smells like a Paradise World that is about to get some heresy.

  • @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
    @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic Рік тому +2

    My god it’s krieging adorable

  • @Mr_Jester980
    @Mr_Jester980 Рік тому

    "As I walk through the valley where the Kriegmen lay rest..."

  • @Mr.static404
    @Mr.static404 Рік тому

    Name Krieger’s paradise. Krieger: Is this hell? 😂 😂😂

  • @Doggifast
    @Doggifast Рік тому

    People keep spending most their lives living in the Krieger's paradise

  • @colbyhunter4622
    @colbyhunter4622 Рік тому

    No one loves life more than the Kreigsmen. That is why the understand the value of their death.

  • @the.aniq.9930
    @the.aniq.9930 11 місяців тому

    This channel just earned my subscribtion.

  • @francomangano7909
    @francomangano7909 Рік тому

    "been spending most their lives, living in the kreigers Paradise"