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  • @Full_Moon_Studios
    @Full_Moon_Studios  Рік тому +3669

    Fun Fact: I recorded the dialogue for this video instead of watching the Super Bowl.
    For my non-american friends that's the equivalent of playing video games instead of watching the World Cup.

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Рік тому +142

      @DaLonelySheperd I have a rule not to spend too long on a script. No matter how many times I rewrite it. I upload whether I'm happy with it or not.

    • @allmight9840
      @allmight9840 Рік тому +47

      All good bro much better use of your time 👍

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Рік тому +52

      @DaLonelySheperd I appreciate the criticism though. Do you have any jokes or interesting dialogue that you would have added or changed? If you have any ideas you'd like to share I'd love to hear them!

    • @FARCAYAS
      @FARCAYAS Рік тому +54

      Well i played videogames instead of watch the world cup, so i salute u brother

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Рік тому +35

      @@FARCAYAS Priorities

  • @RabbitArms
    @RabbitArms Рік тому +3704

    I love how the Kreiger doesn’t even hate on the stormtrooper for mocking him, all he see’s is a dude in armor and goes “you will die nicely alongside me” and drags him off

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Рік тому +228

      True. He isn't offended or even slightly amused.
      Such distractions are barred from the mind of a Krieg. There is only service.

    • @The_Horned_King
      @The_Horned_King Рік тому +102

      I guess it's better to die with a Krieger than by one

    • @freedomfighter2054
      @freedomfighter2054 Рік тому +38

      @@The_Horned_Kingwise words to live by.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +20

      @@TraustiGeir ua-cam.com/video/Bup0obuireo/v-deo.html This is what happens when a Kreiger laughs. Do you REALLY want him to be amused?

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Рік тому +18

      @@Nempo13 Nope. No. Nuh-uh.
      Their amusement only ends when no one is left to "enjoy" it. Best to keep it firmly stowed.

  • @Highlander_Red
    @Highlander_Red Рік тому +8833

    Not going to lie, I'm interested what the Stormtrooper would say when he comes across the horrifying enemies of the Imperium.

    • @AndrewRyan11
      @AndrewRyan11 Рік тому +593

      *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @WeavesDehehe
      @WeavesDehehe Рік тому +888

      Probably go like.
      ST:"You fight those things.....?"
      *insert large Orkz, Large Xenos, Tau, Chaos Marines, Bloodpack, etc*
      DK:"Yes."

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 Рік тому +308

      Stormtrooper Vs a necron warrior

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail Рік тому +515

      "I can't see a fucking thing in this helmet. Whats a Tyrani-"

    • @Highlander_Red
      @Highlander_Red Рік тому +128

      @@snufflebunny539 How about a Flayed One?

  • @retrobat1631
    @retrobat1631 Рік тому +1045

    "You really had to put death in your name?" DeathStar, Death Troopers, Star Killer, I can go on.

    • @lordwar7678
      @lordwar7678 Рік тому +64

      Star Crusher, Galaxie Gun, World Devastator,
      yeah i see your point.

    • @TheKriegMan
      @TheKriegMan Рік тому +13

      @@lordwar7678 it’s about them having something to do with death in the names

    • @Worker_Drone_dude
      @Worker_Drone_dude Рік тому +21

      ​@@lordwar7678 star destroyer, Dreadnought, The Devastater, The executor, destructor, All ships are a means of death

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Рік тому +11

      ​@@Worker_Drone_dude
      Funny thing is, dreadnought refers to a type of battleship weapons layout, not "how big it is". HMS Dreadnought was the first "all big gun" battleship built expressly to have as many 210+ degree turrets as possible, so that's why they called them Dreadnoughts. Later, they split them up into Destroyers, Cruisers, Battlecruisers, Battleships and Capital Ships.

    • @Worker_Drone_dude
      @Worker_Drone_dude Рік тому +1

      @@manictiger my point still stands

  • @dadab22
    @dadab22 Рік тому +4236

    "God, you are so edgy, krieg. Cartoonishly! What are you, a twelve year old?"
    "Yes."

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Рік тому +614

      "I was accelerated grown in an artificial womb."

    • @linhle8294
      @linhle8294 Рік тому +516

      "They didn't throw me into simulations, we had field training with real ammo"

    • @inveteratecrusader4882
      @inveteratecrusader4882 Рік тому +54

      Damn

    • @satankingofdarkness8810
      @satankingofdarkness8810 Рік тому +75

      Honestly that actually explains a lot

    • @jbash0824
      @jbash0824 Рік тому +55

      Both top comments in this comment are 100% accurate

  • @rinlaster2942
    @rinlaster2942 Рік тому +4253

    "It takes more than dying stoicly to make likable characters"
    *Death Korps guardsmen and grenadiers charging literal daemons with lasguns and hellguns, saving the mighty space marines on Vraks* : Ok.

  • @cpp3221
    @cpp3221 Рік тому +766

    The little Krieger knows that the Stormtrooper is a heretic.
    But don't worry, little krieger is in a good mood today, he'll give you a chance of redemption.

    • @janschropfer439
      @janschropfer439 Рік тому +51

      penal legion it is

    • @cr90captain89
      @cr90captain89 Рік тому +30

      @@janschropfer439 sir? Krieg is the penal legion.
      he gets front line marching duty towards the enemy bunker/ pillbox.
      join the sandbag division.

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 Рік тому +11

      Redemption in death, ofc

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions Рік тому +11

      @@cr90captain89 Even worse because if he makes it the other Kriegers will jealously inform him that he gets to be the first on the field *again* in the next deployment against the Tyranids.

    • @Callum_Summer0972
      @Callum_Summer0972 Рік тому

      The whole of the Imperium of Man is heretical and its built on the degenerated desecrated corpse of Christianity.

  • @_Morph1ne_
    @_Morph1ne_ Рік тому +2445

    Fun fact: the death korp didn’t name themselves that. It was a nickname they earned fighting alongside other guard units. Another fun fact: most kriegers are pretty handsome from the little we know. Gray eyes, blonde hair and fair skin, at least partially due to everyone on their planet living underground.

    • @zakkmarchant
      @zakkmarchant Рік тому +158

      This sounds familiar

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 Рік тому +188

      Hmmm gray and blonde is certainly an interesting combination

    • @unreliablekid4172
      @unreliablekid4172 Рік тому +143

      oh my GOD THE NAZI BREEDNG THING YOOOOOOOOOOO??!!

    • @AbyssWatcher745
      @AbyssWatcher745 Рік тому

      ​@@unreliablekid4172 They 100% do eugenics. Tbf it's mostly to get rid of radiation and mutations

    • @angelo08280
      @angelo08280 Рік тому +72

      Ayooo you mean Aryan?

  • @Darksky1001able
    @Darksky1001able Рік тому +591

    Wait til the trooper realizes he's getting dragged by a 15 yr old.

    • @andreatomasi3755
      @andreatomasi3755 Рік тому +43

      15 how tf is a kriegs so old?

    • @cideltacommand7169
      @cideltacommand7169 Рік тому +89

      @@andreatomasi3755 he must be a veteran lieutenant and got very lucky to be one of the last in a charge because he was too busy praying to the emperor inside the hideout to hear the trench charge

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions Рік тому +60

      @@andreatomasi3755 By suffering from success.
      He was so effective the commisariat went out of it's way to ensure he would live to continue to accrue victory and honor.
      Everyday is a struggle for that poor poor man to find a reason to get out of bed knowing he's just going to survive the next battle while all his luckier kin get to die by the millions.

    • @GreenDude_Gaming
      @GreenDude_Gaming Рік тому +5

      And that Stormtroopers is an original clone stormtrooper then his like 8 years old

    • @joshuarubenstein2298
      @joshuarubenstein2298 Рік тому

      Wait until the Krieger finds out the stormtrooper he's dragging is a veteran from the clone wars and is only 12 years of age

  • @juliangonzales3490
    @juliangonzales3490 Рік тому +4772

    Jokes on the stormtrooper, I find that the depressing, silent, fearless, and wanting to die pretty cool.

  • @flithbrin
    @flithbrin Рік тому +674

    The backpedaling when the stormtrooper was asked about the emperor was gold.

    • @BatalionHunter
      @BatalionHunter Рік тому +42

      as soon as he was asked his fate was sealed

    • @GorgutzEadUnter
      @GorgutzEadUnter Рік тому

      GORK AN MORK IZ BETTER THAN YER SHTEWPID EMPOROR

  • @lianatrapali5606
    @lianatrapali5606 Рік тому +3579

    The fact that the stormtroopers who drop like flies in 50% of thier screen time are afraid of the death korps is so hilariously accurate. A true example of bowing down to your superiors

    • @DonKrieg-382
      @DonKrieg-382 Рік тому +7

      his

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 Рік тому +55

      They stride to hell unflinching.

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 Рік тому +66

      "We accept your offer of a massacre."
      Death Krops of Krieg

    • @Mike-bf2be
      @Mike-bf2be Рік тому +43

      I mean plot armor sure, but realistically the Empire of Star Wars could clap the Imperium in size and production plus more advanced technology

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Рік тому

      Day 83827 of 40k fans insecure of there interests if they can't jerk off to the power fantasy

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 Рік тому +1411

    Honestly a Krieger and Clone Trooper could have begrudging respect for each other. Both are clones in different ways and both are willing to lay down their lives for what they are fighting for.
    It's just that Clone troopers have a more free-thinking, less suicidal (relatively) and flexible way of fighting.
    While the Krieg are stubborn and willing to die by the droves (unless its the Big Push on Vraks).

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 Рік тому +123

      Watch any clone wars episode where there's clones fighting, and take a shot when they do a suicidal tactic like jumping out of cover while under fire, or advancing to melee range against a sith, and the difference really isn't noticeable. At least the death korps uses extensive trench lines, fortifications, and artillery.

    • @connorcooke1502
      @connorcooke1502 Рік тому +51

      Storm troopers are not clones
      First generation storm troopers like after the republic and cis war then yes but later generations are just human that applied for the military x

    • @fenrirsrage4609
      @fenrirsrage4609 Рік тому +49

      @@connorcooke1502 I know the difference I didn't even say that stromtroopers are clone troopers I'm just talking aboht a hypotheticl meeting between two Clones made to be soldiers.

    • @connorcooke1502
      @connorcooke1502 Рік тому +6

      No no i know I was just being a nurd x 🤓

    • @phil3751
      @phil3751 Рік тому +18

      @@tau-5794 I mean, go watch Hammer and Bolter and you see even worse. My favorite part is when the Eldar stand absolutely still as a dreadnaught walks up and bashes their face in

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox Рік тому +3263

    It would be interesting to see a Krieger talk to an imperial army trooper from mimban, considering how they were inspired by World War 1 and have the same aesthetic
    Edit: I'm getting my ass beat in the replies, so I should clarify they have the same aesthetic and are both inspired by World War one

    • @spicemarine1884
      @spicemarine1884 Рік тому +16

      How do you know that?

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Рік тому +83

      @@spicemarine1884 he saw them and made it up

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner Рік тому +110

      The Imperial Army has existed since the old EU stuff and trench warfare in the mud isn't just the DKOK's thing.

    • @felipem7626
      @felipem7626 Рік тому +53

      I doubt that. There was that thing called world War 1.

    • @daswordofgork9823
      @daswordofgork9823 Рік тому +15

      Yes. I’d like to see him talk to a stormtrooper.
      With a Shovel

  • @endwarAH80blackfoot
    @endwarAH80blackfoot Рік тому +400

    Nice save for himself he did back there. If he stuck with a emperor, then the Krieger was duty bound to bludgeon him with his trusty shovel.

    • @JoshMC2000
      @JoshMC2000 Рік тому +15

      You are aweare he is issued with an Object called a Bayonet that would be there firsr choice in melee

    • @allosaurusfragillis3683
      @allosaurusfragillis3683 Рік тому +20

      @@JoshMC2000 No it’s a shovel.

    • @thureinlin2335
      @thureinlin2335 Рік тому +11

      @@JoshMC2000 Bayonet is just a blade, which you would have to make a very close quarter distance and lots of effort to stab through. A shovel can act as both blunt and slash type, making stab-proof armour quite useless. A shovel can block ur enemy's effort to restrain you. If u stab through his arm and lose ur Bayonet, ur fcked. U can simply slap ur enemy's hand to back him away. Since the Bayonet is attachable to rifles, it's only meant to act as a spear so it's a no-go to block their attack which could harm ur rifle. Bayonet are good for one stab one kill but Shovels are simply a superior choice to a head-on fight.
      And yes, u can dig holes with a shovel too, which Bayonets can't. You can also dig trenches or bury a body so Shovels are 2 in 1 purchase.

    • @BatalionHunter
      @BatalionHunter Рік тому +1

      Do you mean trenching tool

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic Рік тому

      @@thureinlin2335 This comment has such concentrated and deadly levels of cringe im convinced you're a weapon that was lost by the US chemical corps in whatever nation they bombed last week.
      Aside from the fact that a Krieger would rather jump in an acid vat than lose his standard issue equipment, you completely overestimate the uses of a garden tool.

  • @kaansu8207
    @kaansu8207 Рік тому +2760

    The KRIEG would like the clone army
    Edit: 1.7k thats alot

    • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Рік тому +172

      I agree bro they will be great brotherhood of arm together.

    • @juho-petrusnieminen8621
      @juho-petrusnieminen8621 Рік тому +40

      For what reason would Krieg need another?

    • @dangerdog5369
      @dangerdog5369 Рік тому +66

      I beg to differ. They don’t have shovels

    • @Meatpieeater
      @Meatpieeater Рік тому +44

      I think the death korps do use a type of cloning i may be wrong tho.

    • @Real-Agent-Meta
      @Real-Agent-Meta Рік тому +5

      True, but we'd have to retrain the cadets still learning and any others who are willing to be retrained and rearmed

  • @noahvcat9855
    @noahvcat9855 Рік тому +243

    It is funny to think that in cannon the Stormtroopers within the Stormtrooper Corp of the Galactic Empire are considered to be one of the most fanatical and most loyal soldiers to the Emperor himself which is also often why we don't get situations with Stormtroopers defecting to the Rebels and many decided to fight to the bitter end of the empire. So some might say that the Death Korp and the Stormtrooper Corp are somewhat alike in some things.

    • @malghus6278
      @malghus6278 Рік тому +23

      Only true star wars fans know this.Hence why they were better than the regular army.

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 Рік тому +20

      @@malghus6278 Yeah, for outsiders it seems like the empire was just waisting resources for being edgy lol

    • @velstadtvonausterlitz2338
      @velstadtvonausterlitz2338 Рік тому +1

      Pffft, tell that to those missed shots in the movies, and puny ass morale they have when the enemy pose a minor form of resistance. The death korps on the other hand kills Deamons from literal hell, and aliens so varied and horrifying that it boggles the mind, they never broke, and you compared them to a bunch of weaklings who got beaten by teddy bears? Pure bs.

    • @josepigroyper370
      @josepigroyper370 Рік тому +10

      @@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 well the difference was the teddy bears have plot Armour

    • @smiley7399
      @smiley7399 Рік тому

      @@velstadtvonausterlitz2338Plot armor.. and if they miss their shots its most likely ordered to be intentional they are one of the best units in the empire for a reason the movies just did it shame.

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc Рік тому +70

    Imagine, if you would, the Stormtrooper meeting a 40k Stormtrooper and not realizing just how hilariously outclassed he is by his apparent brother.

  • @heartlessnobody1143
    @heartlessnobody1143 Рік тому +284

    Clone trooper: what is your designation
    Krieg: P7832
    Clone trooper: oh my- IN ALSO P7832!
    Krieg: oh, thats-
    Clone trooper: we can be buddies!
    Krieg: ...i would enjoy that, yes

    • @Ozpawn
      @Ozpawn Рік тому +24

      Clones are literally bros while storm troopers act like cops on a power trip when not being supervised

    • @logandelaharpe6362
      @logandelaharpe6362 Рік тому +1

      Looks at commander fox who was also a cop on a power trip

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 Рік тому

      @@logandelaharpe6362 yeah, but he was cool so hes forgiven

  • @E.E.L_GAMING
    @E.E.L_GAMING Рік тому +739

    This reminds me of a clone vs storm for some reason... What if lore-accurate clones are not like the ones we see like with Ankain, Plo-Koon, or, Obi-Wan, but how they are described in legends (better than Disney lore) the ones who are treated just like the Krieg or any imperium standard infantry in general combat... I would love to see them being bros now, think about it, a clone and Death Korp. Or a galactic marine and Death Korp... Big group.

    • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Рік тому +29

      That would be SUPER BADASS if that happened a Crossover of WH40K to SW in the clone wars.

    • @hydraslayer132
      @hydraslayer132 Рік тому +16

      @@throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      Well boy, do I have news for you!
      There actually already is a SW vs 40k Crossover set during the Clone Wars. It’s a fanfic video series by a UA-camr called AFanWithTooMuchTime. I can’t account for taste obviously, but I’d say it’s definitely worth checking out.

    • @walternelson2687
      @walternelson2687 Рік тому +5

      I prefer the Extended Universe before Disney bought it. If Kyle Katarn were in the new movies then Rogue One would've been about 5 minutes long.

    • @the_dudeabides
      @the_dudeabides Рік тому +6

      Real Canon Clones not Retconned Filoni Baloney were true Soldiers and Warriors. Half the GAR embraced Mando'a by year 2 and were fully aware of their heritage from Jango Fett. Many a clone sung Vode An and no more so than Commandos trained by the best the Cul Var' Dar.

    • @abysswalker2594
      @abysswalker2594 Рік тому

      Yh like I like to think the Krieg have unofficially names / nicknames like the clones because in combat what’s faster to say a nickname or a number that can be very long

  • @sparking023
    @sparking023 Рік тому +343

    Krieger: "We're going to the trench!"
    Stormtrooper: "I don't see any trenches"
    *Krieger: "We're going to make one first!"*

    • @MrMason-sc1yc
      @MrMason-sc1yc 3 місяці тому +2

      "I am a Kreig and I'm Digging a Trench, Diggy Diggy Trench..."

  • @Timber_LXG_5
    @Timber_LXG_5 Рік тому +222

    When your clone troopers are actually able to hit their targets and kill heroic units

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 Рік тому +10

      the storm troopers aren't clones and by the time of A new hope, most clones that stayed with the empire are either retired or helping to train storm trooper recruits, not in active combat roles.

    • @Jewel122580
      @Jewel122580 Рік тому +5

      ​@@henrypaleveda7760 Death Korps of Krieg uses clones.

    • @Callum_Summer0972
      @Callum_Summer0972 Рік тому +2

      Because Stormtroopers aren't a overly dramatized troopers and were given shit aim when it comes to plot armor.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 Рік тому +1

      @@Jewel122580 oh my bad, I thought the comparison was cloned stormtroopers vs cloned kreigers, rather than just krieg using clones.

    • @slayermate07
      @slayermate07 Рік тому +3

      the clone troopers are all GOATs anyways, its the stormtroopers which are drawn from the citzentry throughout the empire that are bad.

  • @Zapzel24
    @Zapzel24 Рік тому +121

    I can visibly see that Kreigsman twiddling with the pin on his potato masher as the stormtrooper running his mouth.

  • @thomasparkin259
    @thomasparkin259 Рік тому +17

    I like that the Stormtrooper quickly realised what would happen if the Krieger realised they weren't talking about the same Emperor.

  • @eckrion8310
    @eckrion8310 Рік тому +257

    This channel is literally SOOO underraterd. I will pray for the mighty algorithm to bless you so more people can see this masterpiece & serve the emperor. LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR !!!

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Рік тому +15

      I really appreciate that! These are really fun to make and if I can make people chuckle even a little I'm happy.

    • @guard3298
      @guard3298 Рік тому +3

      Which emperor

    • @ВасилийТюпин-г9щ
      @ВасилийТюпин-г9щ Рік тому

      I don't know how you did this, but it's worked. So, I'm here)

  • @WindiChilliwack
    @WindiChilliwack Рік тому +65

    I love just the sudden accepted fate that the storm-trooper just decided "Well, i won't hit anyone anyway so pretend that i killed a few"

    • @alexprendes7370
      @alexprendes7370 Рік тому +6

      Luckily, he’s nit being asked to kill for the emperor, only to die for him.

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions Рік тому +8

      Nah man, he's getting deployed against Tyranids, it is mathematically impossible for him to not hit SOMETHING against those numbers.
      He gets to take that comforting knowledge with him when he learns firsthand what a Lictor is and suddenly embraces oblivion.

  • @thegamersghost5648
    @thegamersghost5648 Рік тому +88

    Krieg: see that *points to a chaos space marine*
    Stormtrooper: yes…
    Krieg: here * hands stormtrooper a shovel* charge it
    Stormtrooper: wait what he is a walking tank I not gonna-
    Krieg: CHARGE IT

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 Рік тому +20

      Stormtrooper: B-but...?
      Kriegsman: See zat? *points at another Squad of Kriegsmen charging the heretic without hesitation*
      Stormtrooper: Y-yes? *baffled by the scene*
      Kriegsman: Zat is how you do it. *watches the squad actually defeat the Chaos Marine, getting absolutely obliterated in the process*
      Stormtrooper: *absolutely dumbfounded by it*
      Kriegsman: Also, auf wiedersehen Shiny boi. *notices the Commissar approach the Stormtrooper with malicious intent*

    • @ordikaskirita5234
      @ordikaskirita5234 Рік тому +5

      Coughs in thermal detonator.

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective Рік тому +3

      ​@@ordikaskirita5234 coughs in thermal detonator isn't doing shit to a chaos powered space marine.

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd Рік тому +2

      For all we know, the Stormtrooper would go for it under their preconceived notion of armor only being there to look cool.

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox Рік тому

      ​@@C0ldD1rective mate sorry but thermal detonators are basically hand held nukes

  • @Kez_DXX
    @Kez_DXX Рік тому +16

    "I serve the Emperor all day, it's my favorite thing to do."
    "Very well. Join the line."

  • @massielhernandez241
    @massielhernandez241 Рік тому +64

    The Death corp would like the actual interpretation of the Stormtrooper Corp since they think relatively the same thing. Stormtroopers are beated mentally that they should lay down their lives for the Empire and Emperor, and so they did without hesitation. Their philosophy is so dangerous that even Leia is scared of them.

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Рік тому +1

      Haha

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Рік тому +6

      Oh yeah. I can see the Kriegers bonding with the stormtroopers more than I can see them bonding with the clones.

  • @Johan_the_Marshal
    @Johan_the_Marshal Рік тому +78

    Shoulda seen this coming buddy

  • @vircastitatis
    @vircastitatis Рік тому +69

    Watching a fan animation of a krieger and him NOT having a slight German accent is definitely something new.

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 Рік тому +10

      I think, you mean "not having a *ridiculously strong* German accent". XD
      But yea, pretty weird to hear. It almost sounds wrong to me like that. XDD

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 Рік тому +2

      Kinda based ngl

    • @AbyssWatcher745
      @AbyssWatcher745 Рік тому +5

      Makes sense. They're supposed to represent all of WW1.

    • @c0ya1
      @c0ya1 Рік тому +5

      ​@@AbyssWatcher745 their uniforms are a mix of french AND German Influence from WWI.

    • @Matanza4897
      @Matanza4897 Рік тому +5

      ​@@c0ya1 basically, the only french thing about them is the big coat, the rest is basically everything based on the german army from the first to the second world war, the uniforms of the officers, the stormtruupen units themselves, including their artillery, besides of course their weapons, as per example the "Heavy Stubber", being based on the MG-42

  • @Shipstealer
    @Shipstealer Рік тому +29

    Stormtroopers: “You really had to put “Death” in your name?”
    Also Stormtroopers: **Deathtroopers exist**

  • @fangwu7576
    @fangwu7576 Рік тому +60

    Always fear a man with nothing to left to lose, the emperor’s forgiveness to gain, and a tactical shovel.
    Edit: Comparing a combat hardened kriegsman to a stormtrooper is like comparing an ARC clone trooper to a stormtrooper.

  • @SmolTerribleTornado
    @SmolTerribleTornado Рік тому +20

    You can almost feel his facial muscles tearing under that gas mask smiling when he heats the storm trooper serves the emperor

  • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
    @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Рік тому +36

    Lol 😂. Death krieg take their loyalty emperor and their honorable sacrifice death seriously. And they will show the storm trooper how badass they are. Love it.

  • @lunaticscribbles6016
    @lunaticscribbles6016 Рік тому +17

    I expected an "at least I can aim" joke but the monologue was delivered very well and ended up making me laugh for a second cause of the juxtaposition from what i expected 😂

  • @procrastinathan11
    @procrastinathan11 Рік тому +10

    And this is the reason why I have a single stormtrooper in my kreig army.

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 Рік тому +48

    "Aw Crap!"
    Me: HAHAHA

  • @Onbu_
    @Onbu_ Рік тому +18

    I don't want to spoil the ending too much, so I'm only going to say this: It's either the ending we got or shovel to the face.

  • @CptPhilippnes
    @CptPhilippnes Рік тому +10

    The Death Korps invokes a strange mix of pity and admiration from me.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y Рік тому +25

    You know what would be cool ? A fighting game starring the primarchs. With loyal & traitor versions for the ones that switched to chaos.

    • @j.t8529
      @j.t8529 Рік тому +3

      They need to nerfs Sanguinius 100x alone

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Рік тому +1

      That's actually awesome.

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant Рік тому +3

      Alpharius omegon is then just like ice climbers two chars controlled by one player with shenanigans,
      It would be really awsome

  • @rattlestormrepublic4874
    @rattlestormrepublic4874 Рік тому +9

    Stormtrooper: Sure it makes you edgy, but it doesn't make you cool.
    Kreigsman: Your right, being cool is what makes me cool!

  • @rudyyammine4633
    @rudyyammine4633 Рік тому +10

    "You really had to put Death in the name?" As if Death Troopers weren't a thing.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Рік тому +2

      Isn't that just the title of the book with the zombie goo? I'm pretty sure the term "death trooper" was never used within that book's narration.

    • @buklau837
      @buklau837 Рік тому +1

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC Death Troopers are also a spec ops unit of stormtroopers

    • @shizik3909
      @shizik3909 Рік тому

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC He speaks about those black, mumbling ones. They are the elite.

  • @KingJackofJackistan
    @KingJackofJackistan Рік тому +20

    Hans approve of this message

  • @LAV-III
    @LAV-III Рік тому +10

    And so began an amazing friendship

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 8 місяців тому +2

    Imagine serving an "emperor" who's only reigned for twenty years and you serve alongside xenos

  • @ionxtandstuff2308
    @ionxtandstuff2308 Рік тому +11

    The stormtrooper helmets were made to look like skulls when Star Wars was made.

  • @irateastartes1206
    @irateastartes1206 Рік тому +6

    Stormtrooper: Talks shade about DKoK.
    Kreiger: Brave words for someone in shoveling distance.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Рік тому +40

    This is such an interesting concept and idea, I'm happy this was in my recommended we can't wait to see more from you!
    Edit: May the algorithim bless you and find favor in you!

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 Рік тому +3

    We need to see a Stormtrooper trying to Sass a Cadian only to get drowned out by the Guardsman start screaming the lyrics of *CADIAN BLOOD, PAID THE PRICE, NONE MORE VALUED IN THE FRAY. DIRT AND MUD NOW CRIMSON CAST, FOR THEIR LOVED ONES AND IN HIS NAME*

  • @FestusOmega
    @FestusOmega Рік тому +4

    Dying for the emperor isn't a stormtrooper's only function, but it is their only accomplishment.

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V Рік тому +2

    "Aren't you a little short to be a Krieger?"
    -Sister Leia Organus

  • @travzac619
    @travzac619 Рік тому +35

    Welcome to the REAL war now stormtrooper!

  • @BigWarthog
    @BigWarthog Рік тому +1

    Just wait till German Sturmtruppen shows up to calm down those whippersnappers so his grandchildren stop fighting

  • @polskastrong8558
    @polskastrong8558 Рік тому +30

    You do a real good Death Korps voice, did you write the extra lines after the kriegers Litany of sacrifice, or did you find them somewhere, because that was real good.

  • @FARMT11
    @FARMT11 Рік тому +1

    when he was silent the prowler theme played in my head because it was so fitting

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 Рік тому +3

    The reason the krieg is so popular is because they are badass and even though the objective is suicidal, they will still do the mission, no matter the cost

  • @rogaldorn2885
    @rogaldorn2885 Рік тому +1

    The storm trooper be speaking mad smack for someone in shoveling distance

  • @beans951
    @beans951 Рік тому +6

    i love how the storm trooper is so chill

  • @rookhobbes9055
    @rookhobbes9055 Рік тому +2

    It's interesting to me how the emperor effectively has his own 'army of undead' to just hurl headlong into whatever meat grinder needs flesh to chew

  • @OGSpaceMarine
    @OGSpaceMarine Рік тому +5

    Lol imagine he stays quiet then pulls out a shovel

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 Рік тому +2

      Just slowly reaching behind his back and raising his shovel to smacking position, while keeping eye contact the entire time

    • @OGSpaceMarine
      @OGSpaceMarine Рік тому

      @@carebloodlaevathein6732 lol 😂

  • @dekaw9138
    @dekaw9138 Рік тому +2

    Stormtrooper: we die any time the enemy appears. Jealous?

  • @WeavesDehehe
    @WeavesDehehe Рік тому +3

    Stormtrooper: I think you're overrated.
    Krieger: *Insert Long Depressing and Spine shaking speech*
    Stormtrooper: I'd like to apologize.

  • @spectre111
    @spectre111 4 місяці тому +1

    Clone Trooper: What in the galaxy are you supposed to be?
    Kreigsman: You, done better...

  • @qwefg3
    @qwefg3 Рік тому +8

    Being recruited to krieg is better than dying to krieg... As the new soldier your odds at survival and shooting targets will be better than a new red shirt being introduced in original star trek.(there had been at least one red shirt who had survived in the series).

    • @fantochedollmaker7030
      @fantochedollmaker7030 Рік тому +1

      You don't get "recruited" into Krieg. It's your only option besides "factory worker"

  • @jacknero9937
    @jacknero9937 Рік тому +2

    They didn't even give him a shovel! That's the ultimate sign of disrespect by the death korps

  • @rongyangyi4500
    @rongyangyi4500 Рік тому +4

    With Stormtroopers' accuracy the Kriegers can probably make some really effective bayonet charges.

  • @ArsiRochell
    @ArsiRochell Рік тому +2

    Ok, I still love the personality of the Storm-Trooper here

  • @Football.Chap11
    @Football.Chap11 Рік тому +4

    0:20 LISTEN HERE YOU NO AIM SHI-

  • @inveteratecrusader4882
    @inveteratecrusader4882 Рік тому +2

    "Then come with me"
    Stormtrooper: "Can't be all that bad right"
    Gets on ship to Vraks

  • @chrishamilton7516
    @chrishamilton7516 Рік тому +4

    Well, he has a better gun now.

  • @devilspotato33
    @devilspotato33 Рік тому +2

    Emperor Palpatine would be like "Damn I need these kind of troops."

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd Рік тому

      And then he says, "Wait... I did, then I had their cloning facility blown up. Damn."

  • @C0ldD1rective
    @C0ldD1rective Рік тому +3

    Hanz seal of approval

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 Рік тому +6

    You could have simplified this by saying
    "I eat corpse starch for breakfast."
    "Even in death, we are served"

  • @Yokou32
    @Yokou32 Рік тому +1

    '... i serve A emperor...'
    *Kriegsman reaching for his shovel*

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847

    What would the interaction be like if the Death Korps meets the ICOG child soldiers from the Xeelee Sequence novels?

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 Рік тому +1

      The Krieg will both horrified and arouse at the same time of how insane the ICOG "training" and treating their soldiers.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 Рік тому +2

      @@longwlenguyen4214
      Will ICOG see the Death Korps as abominations or as Pure Humans?

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 Рік тому +1

      @@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 Neither or maybe both, but the ICoG soldier will conclude that the Krieg and the Imperium are the anti thesis to the Druz Doctrine and will be exterminate immediately without mercy.

    • @duyanhbui5386
      @duyanhbui5386 Рік тому

      @@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 do you think tubebaby have right

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому +1

      @longwenguylen4214 If you're horrifying a Krieger, then you're at the point where arousal is Slaanesh worship.

  • @taliawtf6944
    @taliawtf6944 Рік тому +2

    What makes the Kreiger's cool is not the stoic calm they show in battle or the hunger to die for the God Emperor but the fact they are just men of flesh and blood who will stand against any foe without fear or worry of survival. These are men who can't be scared off or reasoned with and who will stick to their principles no matter the cost even if they face the daemons of the warp with nothing but a bent entrenching tool. We should all aspire to as determined in the things we pursue as they are, to be as steadfast and stalwart for those we care about as they are for the Emperor. That's why are cool, they embody the human spirit to fight on no matter the olds which is worthy of admiration. Sure they are fictional characters but they can teach a lesson about standing firm in adversity which very little in the modern day offers.

  • @Delta_Stranger
    @Delta_Stranger Рік тому +4

    nice video

  • @TheMagnumDon
    @TheMagnumDon Рік тому +1

    Most of the Stromtrooper's arguements become invalid when you realize that the Death Troopers exist.

  • @Kreschavier
    @Kreschavier Рік тому +8

    The IG excels at attrition. It doesn't matter how advanced the enemy is. They're gonna run outta ammo and fuel eventually.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Рік тому

      Orkz: “Prapar fer trouble”
      Tyranids: *hiss* *click* *click*

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Рік тому

      The standard blasters have about a few hundred rounds in them per magazine/gas tube, I think they'll do fine.

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier Рік тому

      @@starhammer5247 not in a several thousand year long war they won't.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Рік тому

      @@Kreschavier That's true.

    • @joshwenn989
      @joshwenn989 Рік тому

      @@Kreschavier They're not going to be using a single blaster for the entire several-thousand year long war, though, are they? And the Empire's logistical situation is _much_ more forgiving than the Imperium's just due to the different types of FTL travel they use.

  • @lmjpc1
    @lmjpc1 Рік тому +1

    I half expected the KRIEG soldier to pull his shovel out

  • @massielhernandez241
    @massielhernandez241 Рік тому +4

    Stormtroopers are terrifying both physically and mentally on what they do.

  • @voin5371
    @voin5371 Рік тому +1

    That Stormtrooper talking mad stuff for a guy in brutal shovelling range.

  • @rustyshackleford9604
    @rustyshackleford9604 Рік тому +5

    Death korps of krieg: literally kills demons with shovels and have no fear of death
    Storm trooper: can't hit anything 5ft away
    It's not even close

    • @ianraymo350
      @ianraymo350 Рік тому +2

      Stormtroopers weren't actually meant to be memed into being horrible shots. In the first instance, they actually have above-average accuracy, after all the empire wouldn't want a noticeable decrease in quality from its troops after it phased the clones out. It's just that most people seem to forget that they're going up against the equivalent of space Jesus as well as plot armor being a thing for the main trio; which results in most of the time shots either missing entirely or injuring them in a way that isn't going to kill them.

    • @countercomeback5504
      @countercomeback5504 Рік тому

      They can't hit anyone if the opposition has plot armor

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle Рік тому +2

      If you’re a named character you can only be killed by a named character. This is law in both 40k and Star Wars

    • @rustyshackleford9604
      @rustyshackleford9604 Рік тому

      True i get the whole plot armor is strong in both but i remember reading in lore talking about storm troopers being inaccurate due to not be able to see well through the visors so the way i see it they're running into a fight with the krieg not being able to see well inaccurate af or taking their helmets off shooting better but exposing their heads i just see them at a huge disadvantage the whole fight

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 Рік тому

      @@rustyshackleford9604 Actually, the only reason people couldn't see in those helmets is because the helmets have advanced sensors that check to see if the one wearing is the one who registered the armour. If it comes back negative, they get a shit view and none of the sensor systems.

  • @richardbeng8461
    @richardbeng8461 Рік тому +2

    They don't die stoicly they die enthusiastically

  • @revolrz22
    @revolrz22 Рік тому +6

    The stormtrooper was correct. It *does* take more than dying stoically. That's why GW also designed them with world war German aesthetics to squeeze money out of a certian kind of person.

    • @deathkorpsinfantryman1898
      @deathkorpsinfantryman1898 Рік тому +4

      actually, the uniform combines elements of German, french, and English military uniforms from ww1 not ww2. the Nazis didn't come about until after the first world war, back then Germany was an empire under a Constitutional monarchy. furthermore the empire in star wars is explicitly based on Nazi Germany, so in way i could argue that lucasfilm made gave the Empire its aesthetics to "get money out a certain kind of person" as you put it

    • @revolrz22
      @revolrz22 Рік тому +1

      @Death Korps infantryman Standard response. There is very little that isn't distinctly German about them. The overcoat is French, that's about it.
      Their name, Death Korps, is an obvious throwback to Nazi Germany. They wear the Stahlhelm, which was present in both world wars and was a key cultural identifier to the WW2 German army and a central icon to Nazi propaganda.
      You show a non 40k fan a picture of a DKK, and they'll say "German." They are built from the ground up to appeal to the Nazi aesthetic, and Games Workshop knew this.
      Oh, and their planet is called Krieg.
      The hilarious thing about their fans is that everyone revels in their German aesthetics, making them speak and act German. But then when someone says something about it, they knee-jerk to day that they're British or something as if their silhouette isn't absolutely that of SS soldiers.
      "Ah ja, ja Hans look at that panzerkamphwagen Leman Russ. What? No, no we aren't German at all! Stop saying that!"

    • @deathkorpsinfantryman1898
      @deathkorpsinfantryman1898 Рік тому

      @@revolrz22 the helmet is a mix between the German Stahlhlem and the french Adrian helmet and also the gas mask and respirator is based on the British small box respirator. the entire design predates Nazism and is Thematically based on ww1 not ww2-specifically trench warfare overwhelmingly associated with ww1, as well as their penchant for throwing themselves at the enemy's guns by the thousand, a deliberate allusion to the wasteful ''over the top'' tactics used by uncaring generals at the time. the dkok willingness to throw themselves at the enemy with no concern for their own life, in the name of devotion to some far flung leader who doesn't even know they exist, is meant to be a tragic allusion to the millions senselessly lost in the first world war, not something to be proud of. like much of 40k they're supposed to be ironic, something that is lost in the memes and even in official lore taking itself too seriously. further just because something has a german name doesn't mean that it involves the nazis! hell, when you see a Buddhist with a Swastika around their neck do you run over and rip it off? because fun fact: the Nazis appropriated everything! including their own culture! taking symbols, ideas, names and whatever else they could find in order to twist them in a way that would support their agenda. i know the american education system is bad but for f sake go read a book!

    • @revolrz22
      @revolrz22 Рік тому

      @Death Korps infantryman You're just copy/pasting a reddit post.
      There is nothing relating to the Adrian helmet on their stahlhelm. The crest present on their helm doesn't even remotely resemble the one on the adrian, and even if it did, it doesn't change the silhouette in any meaningful way.
      So, key components of their visual aesthetic are either ripped directly from German or German inspired. They're called the Death Korps of Krieg, use German spellings, and have the suicidal psychology of the SS. But You're going to maintain that they have nothing to do with glorifying German militarism in the 30s and 40s.
      You tell me to read a book, and just copy-paste a reddit post from a subreddit that scrambles to make pathetic excuses for their design. Lol.

    • @deathkorpsinfantryman1898
      @deathkorpsinfantryman1898 Рік тому

      @@revolrz22 yet that Reddit post was historically accurate unlike your argument thus far, i know my history i gave you the historical context but you still refuse to listen. the death korps don't glorify anything however there is plenty of american media that glorify u.s militarism and imperialist wars of aggression that guys like you seem to eat up without hesitation am i right? also another fun fact: the nazis were inspired by the actions of u.s and other European powers of the time, don't believe me? go watch badempanada's video on the subject, they weren't the only ones who did what they did. my point is that you shouldn't make bold slanderous claims without first looking at pesky things like historical context and verifying your sources, which is something you've clearly failed to do. besides you have no right to call other people nazis for enjoying a harmless game meanwhile your country elected a real one just six years ago and who later tried to overthrow the government when he lost the last election by inciting a riot! not to mention the mexican border concentration camps and your nations long history of overthrowing foreign governments who aren't aligned with your empire's economic interest.
      and of course the long history of u.s war crimes & interventions your nation has committed in the name of "freedom" should i list them? south dakota 1890: 300+ Lakota civilians massacred at wounded knee.
      Argentina 1890: u.s "interests" protected in buenos aires. chile 1891: marines clash with nationalist rebels.
      haiti 1891: black revolt on Navassa island defeated. idaho 1892: army suppresses silver miner's strike.
      Hawai'i 1893: independent kingdom overthrown, later seized in 1898.
      chicago 1894: breaking of rail strike, 34 killed.
      nicaragua 1894: month-long occupation of bluefields.
      china 1894-95 marines land in sino-japanese war.
      korea 1894-96 marines kept in seoul during war.
      panama 1895: marines land in colombian province.
      nicaragua 1896: marines land in port of corinto.
      china 1898-1900: boxer rebellion fought by foreign armies.
      Philippines 1898-1910: seized from spain, killed 600,000 Filipinos.
      cuba 1898-1902: seized from spain still holds Guantanamo base.
      puerto rico 1898: seized from spain, occupation continues.
      Guam 1898: seized from spain, still used as base.
      Minnesota 1898: army battles ojibwe revolt at leech lake.
      nicaragua again! 1898: marines land at port of san juan del sur.
      samoa 1899: battle over succession to throne; annexed east.
      nicaragua wow you just can't leave 'em alone can you?! 1899: marines land at port of bluefields.
      idaho 1899-1901: army occupies Coeur d' Alene mining region.
      Oklahoma 1901: army battles creek native revolt.
      panama 1901-14: broke off from colombia 1903, annexed canal zone; opened canal in 1914.
      Honduras 1903: marines intervene in revolution.
      dominican rep. 1903-04: u.s interests protected in revolution.
      korea 1904-05 marines land in russo-japanese war.
      cuba again 1906-09 marines land in democratic election. etc etc this isn't even the whole list i'm just tired of writing it! but lets look at a few notable moments shall we: chile sept 11 1973: cia- backed coup overthrows elected leftist president salvador allende and installs puppet dictator augusto pinochet and currently does the same for other tyrants across the world all in the name freedom right? oh and of course the mai lai massacre during the vietnam war that happened on march 16 1968 were u.s killers, slaughtered between 347 and 504 unarmed people. but sure lets define and reduct the entire history of germany into a single terrible decade and pretend like we didn't do the same shit to other people across the globe for the last 500 years and are still doing it today! if you can make the absurd claim anyone who plays death korps is a nazi! that'll claim anyone who collects Gi joe, plays call of duty, & watches micheal bay supports the iraq war and u.s imperialism along with all the war crimes it entails with impunity. hell, i'll even claim that 9\11 was fully justified. which it was. and that the u.s deserves to burn for its sins, DEATH TO AMERICA!

  •  Рік тому +1

    Congrats trooper, you now have a higher duty to complete...just don't die too quickly.

  • @davidrodriguz4232
    @davidrodriguz4232 Рік тому +1

    Should have quit while he was ahead. I loved he did a 180 turn when he said he served "A Emperor"

  • @dashwhatchamakalit
    @dashwhatchamakalit 5 місяців тому +1

    They didn't give him a shovel.
    He boned.

  • @philleotardo7016
    @philleotardo7016 2 місяці тому

    “All I am surrounded by is fear and dead man”
    The Krieg stand motionless for one second before Vader realizes he’s only surrounded by dead men

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 Рік тому +1

    You're not serving the Emperor right unless you're closing in on the enemy for melee brother!

  • @SorieI
    @SorieI Рік тому +2

    People be like "the Death Korps are so edgy" and then in actual bootcamp they drill into you *"you're already dead"*

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 Рік тому +1

      You know a horribel thing, in the late war of WW2, Japanes soldier did have a funeral rite, before deploying.

  • @ClayInvictus
    @ClayInvictus 9 місяців тому

    "You really had to put 'death' in your name?" - Stormtrooper stationed on the Death Star

  • @unnamed1613
    @unnamed1613 Рік тому +1

    I thought the Kriegsmen just wanted to keep him occupied until the artillery starts raining.

  • @GlobalOutcast
    @GlobalOutcast Рік тому

    Found this while looking for the sabaton song "Stromtroopers"
    Great video man!!

  • @BlackironEzekiel
    @BlackironEzekiel Рік тому +1

    You serve the Emperor? Say less, our sacrifice awaits us, let's go!

  • @mastercharlesdiltardino8058
    @mastercharlesdiltardino8058 Рік тому +1

    the one thing 40k has taught me about myself is that i would like to be a cog in a death machine that i believe in.

  • @MrHellsing76
    @MrHellsing76 Рік тому

    Ok, this is the best one yet, Now I have to subscribe, only worse thing for him now is to come across a black Templar, just picturing one BT astartes screaming and yelling prayers as he's massacring an entire platoon of Stormtroopers, and Main guy here is just hiding behind a box contemplating taking his armor off to survive.

  • @rairu4472
    @rairu4472 Рік тому +1

    Death in their names... *stares into the DEATH Star*

  • @suig7967
    @suig7967 Рік тому +1

    Imagine not hitting someone even tho they’re in shovel range