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  • Dumb animatic of a Stormtrooper and Space Marine arguing.

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  • @randorookie8587
    @randorookie8587 Рік тому +6087

    “Attrition”
    “You’re kidding right”
    With the Kriegsman behind him is awsome

    • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Рік тому +251

      Lol I agree with u brother they are better then the stormtrooper.

    • @cpt.sortinaz5572
      @cpt.sortinaz5572 Рік тому +281

      @@throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 just grab your normal guardsman. They still 10 times way more dangerous than stormtrooper because those dude were the best of the best from their home planet, fighting a war that expect your life expectancy about 15 hours ?
      Not to mention is 6 times way more lethal than the stormtrooper pew pew beamies.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Рік тому +67

      @@cpt.sortinaz5572 That's what mass produced vehicles are for. Technology. Wich considering how star wars goes into detail about it's vehicles. Ya good luck when a super juggernaut tank is rolling across your lines at around 90-100mph.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Рік тому +22

      @@cpt.sortinaz5572 Also blasters are plasma. Better overall.

    • @edwardmaginot
      @edwardmaginot Рік тому +76

      @@achair7265 Star Wars vehicles are engineering failures, you mean !
      Between low or high walkers with only guns on the front and a huge size, it doesn't take much to be safe from them and take these "scifi-for-the-sake-of-it" things down.
      Aircraft and spacecraft still seem correct tho.

  • @heartlessnobody1143
    @heartlessnobody1143 Рік тому +3942

    "He who dismisses lasguns as weak has yet to be shot by 10000 of them at once" -abbadon the despoiler... i think

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn Рік тому +171

      Think along the line if you never ran through a field of 10000 of them

    • @titanosaurdy9493
      @titanosaurdy9493 Рік тому +66

      It's like rocks being thrown at you

    • @amirhaikal6672
      @amirhaikal6672 Рік тому +120

      I think that quote belongs to lord Castallan Creed. The lord Governor-General of Cadia.

    • @Bass-ef3dr
      @Bass-ef3dr Рік тому +57

      Abbadon the disarmed*

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Рік тому +5

      It was someone else.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 Рік тому +579

    "Hey, it's not our fault everything we shoot at has plot armor"
    I'm with the stormtrooper on this one.

    • @dccherrytrees7539
      @dccherrytrees7539 11 місяців тому +22

      Facts

    • @generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944
      @generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944 11 місяців тому +15

      They were ordered to not Kill Han, Leia, Luke and Chewbacca by Vader because he wanted them alive because they planted a tracker on the falcon

    • @generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944
      @generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944 11 місяців тому +4

      There I spoiled the lore for you all

    • @MTF_Capt.Xander
      @MTF_Capt.Xander 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944 Not to mention -Only Impirely stormtroopers can be so accurate

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944what about everyone else

  • @FischerFilmStudio
    @FischerFilmStudio Рік тому +5073

    A fairer comparison is Astra Militarum vs Stormtroopers

    • @TheLaluciDaniel
      @TheLaluciDaniel Рік тому +603

      yeah, but the Guardsmen can actually hit stuff, not that their flashlights can do much.

    • @GreedlingRush
      @GreedlingRush Рік тому +421

      @@TheLaluciDaniel it'd do a whole heck of a ton against a stormtrooper

    • @alecdeter1999
      @alecdeter1999 Рік тому +434

      @@TheLaluciDaniel to be fair the only reason it's a flashlight is because everything in 40k is op No shit you throw some dinky PDF troops from most chucklefuck worlds against stormtroopers in star wars and stormtroopers will be dying faster than they can deploy

    • @basic_avarage_person
      @basic_avarage_person Рік тому +96

      @@alecdeter1999 yea true it fits its scale,it wouldnt been fun to have goku in titan universe

    • @chheinrich8486
      @chheinrich8486 Рік тому +48

      Maybe Master chief vs a space marine

  • @ОлегБочаров-щ8к
    @ОлегБочаров-щ8к Рік тому +3062

    Astartes: What do you have?
    Stormtrooper: Attrition
    Astartes: *Confused sounds of a soldier of an empire locked in constant wars for more than ten thousand years*

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 Рік тому +194

      I think the Storm Trooper meant the actual siege like slog mentality it takes to watch Rise of Skywalker and not slip into a boredom induced coma.

    • @BatalionHunter
      @BatalionHunter Рік тому +123

      @@attemptedunkindness3632 kreigers find sieges relaxing because they come from a planet where everyone lives in bunkers in underground bunkers because the surface is one massive warzone complete with biological, chemical, and radioactive elements. they would happily dig trenches, or siege a place forever. (a joke is kreigers would happily charge an enemy tank with only their trenching tool if their commissar did not keep them from doing so.)

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 Рік тому +28

      @@BatalionHunter Uhhh. Yep. I was talking about a boring movie. Krieg is a planet in a 40k universe. It has interesting, albeit unrelated facts regarding how mind numbingly boring it was... much like this convo ngl...

    • @greatjagras6381
      @greatjagras6381 Рік тому +7

      Krieg is the only attrition based troops they have, and that's because that may be do to cloning.
      It doesn't matter how many troops you can hire if their life expectancy is less than 15 minutes on a battlefield. They may be locked in a war for 10k years, but they are losing that war and losing ground faster than they can take it, their common weapons ain't that good, their common tank ain't that good, they have lost the ability to make certain tech. Krieg makes the best of this and can make people faster than people make people.
      SW could bring back clones of their own, and even bring back droids. Yea, CIS droids sucked, that's because they where the cheapest possible option for a mass army. There can be better more deadly options.
      SW would win in a battle of attrition if left unchecked, there is simply more wider variety of options and they are capable of making and inventing tech faster than 40k.
      10k years for little advancement vs a couple years battle with super weapons being made by both sides.
      In the beginning it would go in the Imperium's favor as they fight a weaker Tau, later it would be in the empires favor.

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 Рік тому +36

      @@greatjagras6381 _Only attrition based troops they have_ ?? **Looks at literally every other faction** The results are in, AND YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG! **Has to literally yell from mountain of expendable PDF, Thunder Warriors, and Lamenters. To say nothings of the others**
      It's not our fault SW got soft. Stop pushing it on us. SW would be annexed and eaten alive by the Imperium faster than you can say "Tau but with less tech".

  • @nitrokat7597
    @nitrokat7597 Рік тому +1254

    Knowing the space marines, the trooper would die as soon as he speaks trash about the emperor

    • @cristianalvarez5803
      @cristianalvarez5803 Рік тому +136

      The space marine is from Guilliman and he triied diplomacy. Now that diplomacy is over. Let the bolders and lazguns talk.

    • @leflumph1509
      @leflumph1509 Рік тому +92

      @@cristianalvarez5803 "Diplomacy will resume once we killed half of them. That should give them a new perspective on our offer." -some Ultramarine captain, I suppose.

    • @therealchaosguy
      @therealchaosguy Рік тому +21

      @@leflumph1509 No no it was Alpharius, just in general

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Рік тому +3

      Trash? The stormie was still right. The Space Boy has nothing on that, except being sore. :-P

    • @redsunsoverparadise
      @redsunsoverparadise Рік тому +2

      Yeeeeah.... tbh, that would end up making them look like they lost the argument

  • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
    @venerablebrothergoriate5844 Рік тому +1882

    SM: “What do you have?”
    ST: “Attrition.”
    SM: “THEN IT IS AN EVEN FIGHT..”

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Рік тому +61

      It's fun and games til you realize guardsman lasguns are going to be useless against nearly everything Starwars has. Because when everything has plasma tech via blasters. Everything in Starwars tends to be heat resistant.

    • @maykelhernandez9690
      @maykelhernandez9690 Рік тому +13

      @@achair7265 xD

    • @Lefty1800
      @Lefty1800 Рік тому

      dont bet if something cant be burnt when salamders come in they've literally burnt things that are immume to fire like deomns and psyker shields don't test them

    • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
      @venerablebrothergoriate5844 Рік тому +121

      @@achair7265 okay, heat resistance. Space marines don’t use lasweaponry though, aside from lascannons, which, when not being lugged around by Astartes Devastators or Sternguard, are mounted on vehicles.
      And besides, what handheld blaster have you ever seen that’s capable of shearing limbs off its target? I understand how blasters kill, the sudden influx of that much heat into a humanoid body instantaneously raises their internal temperature to something lethal. But, the worst kind of wound you see is a through-and-through pinhole burn. A lasgun will rip your damn arm or leg off at a middling power setting.
      When someone gets hit with a blaster you see burned hole the diameter of a pencil in the target, and quite often, it doesn’t even go through that target. Lasguns will burn tennis ball sized holes through Orks. The only problem is, Orks are so obscenely tough that they can shrug off a few of those hits before going down lol

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Рік тому +19

      @@maykelhernandez9690 I know right? Like come we've seen people thrown across rooms by a single blaster bolt. Even ridiculous vehicles like the AT-AT shrug off getting hit point blank in the obvious cockpit head with a AT-TE cannon. A plasma laced rail gun type of weapon of sort.

  • @CrissBluefox
    @CrissBluefox Рік тому +486

    "It's not our fault every thing we shoot at has plot armor!" Where's the lie?

    • @ivanbond5209
      @ivanbond5209 Рік тому +35

      There isn't any and it isn't like space marines don't die enmass if there isn't a named character among them. During the Horus Heresy near entire legions were wiped out in single battles.

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Рік тому +41

      @@ivanbond5209
      Here’s the thing
      Space marines are portrayed correctly
      Stormtroopers are not whatsoever in the movies. They’re highly elite soldiers meant for specialized missions, not as the main grunt force. In the movies, they’re portrayed as bumbling buffoons who can’t land a single shot

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 Рік тому +19

      @@aquatic4760 the movie portrayals are so bad that they have to make elite stormtroopers to justify having stormtroopers that are actually capable at fighting.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam Рік тому +3

      @@aquatic4760 aren't stormtroopers supposed to be simply a very militarised police force?

    • @ragingsalamanderstudios7278
      @ragingsalamanderstudios7278 Рік тому +8

      @@tuluppampam no they are more like a more standardized Marine Corp that sometimes act as military police on certain planets where more violent and better equipped criminals would be such as tatooine which was known for having some of the worst criminals frequently visit since it was the main hub to the jabba the hut mafia,
      Or sometimes they would be placed in places of high rebellion resistance since they were more equipped to deal with terrorists using guerilla tactics than a police force would, it's not saying that the planets didn't have police and such but in the event of an attack by heavily armed terrorists I would rather have a marine Corp squadron fighting them then a group of police officers. So technically they aren't special forces but they aren't just regular soldiers either, they are more so the bridge between the two.

  • @anhthai7005
    @anhthai7005 Рік тому +528

    That was either the stupidest or bravest stormtrooper, bless his soul

    • @TheDenofBadgers
      @TheDenofBadgers Рік тому +57

      Both, he is both

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Рік тому +7

      He's still right, anyway. Especially about Big E.

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able Рік тому

      @@Briselance If he knew anything about Big E he would know he'd tell everyone he's not a god.

    • @Darthwgamer
      @Darthwgamer Рік тому +19

      @@homer6292 That explains why they even bother fighting a guy with a literal Lightsaber that can cut through them in a few seconds.

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 Рік тому +6

      @@Darthwgamer tbf the propagandas probably made them think that they're just as good as the clone troopers who can kill jedi masters with only a few of them, they found out the truth the hard way though.

  • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
    @AnakinSkyobiliviator Рік тому +615

    This is, without a doubt, the most civil conversation that can happen between these two fanbases.

    • @ianfairfield8373
      @ianfairfield8373 Рік тому +23

      I know, halfway through it sounded like two geeks having an argument-while in character…you think they got some beers afterwards?

    • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
      @AnakinSkyobiliviator Рік тому +13

      @@ianfairfield8373 Possibly! But it's also just as likely that the two would start decades long feud about franchise supremacy.

    • @ianfairfield8373
      @ianfairfield8373 Рік тому +8

      @@AnakinSkyobiliviator There must be a balance in the force in order to prevent this from happening. What’s one thing both of the fandoms can agree upon?
      Hmm……maybe, dunking on Star Trek?

    • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
      @AnakinSkyobiliviator Рік тому +2

      @@ianfairfield8373 The Star Wars community informally buried the hatchet on contesting themselves with Star Trek about twenty years ago, unfortunately!

    • @captaintitus4637
      @captaintitus4637 Рік тому +1

      @@apsoypike1956depends on the faction

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 Рік тому +990

    "Attrition."
    Imperial Guard: "That. Is. ADORABLE."

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Рік тому +32

      Stormtrooper: "Come and say that closer, fodder."

    • @vrcommandoata5403
      @vrcommandoata5403 Рік тому +62

      Imperial Guard: *Laughs in light speed shots* I can dodge your blaster bolts, and I'm not even properly trained!

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Рік тому +77

      @@Briselance Death Korps: Thought you'd never ask *fixes bayonets*

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 Рік тому +47

      @@Briselance Catachan Jungle Fighters: As you wish, Actual Fodder

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Рік тому +53

      @@Briselance the amount of melee focused troops in 40k is comical so you just made their day saying That.

  • @codenamewolf4224
    @codenamewolf4224 Рік тому +109

    I like to imagine that the space marine didn't even call the kreigsman in but rather they just heard someone say "attrition" and immediately took the nearest drop pod or trench they just got done digging to see what's up

  • @RocRolDis
    @RocRolDis Рік тому +447

    Stormtrooper: We have hundreds!
    Guard: We have tens...
    Stormtrooper: HA!
    Guard: Of millions.
    Stormtrooper: Oh...
    Guard: In our regiment.
    Stormtrooper: What?
    Guard: And a million worlds worth of regiments.
    Stormtrooper: Please stop...

    • @Lamenters-Librarian
      @Lamenters-Librarian Рік тому +54

      500 trillion in only the guard doesn’t include Navy, Schola, Soritas, Astartes, Mechanicus, Aeronautica Imperialis

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 Рік тому +9

      nope not really the imperial guard is surprisingly small even vraks the biggest baddest war krieg fought on one planet for a good while was only 17 million

    • @velstadtvonausterlitz2338
      @velstadtvonausterlitz2338 Рік тому +1

      @@marley7868 it's a small war done by one regiment. The real war on cadia consists of hundreds of millions of troops.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 Рік тому +5

      @@velstadtvonausterlitz2338 yes cadia has that and only cadia with most of there troops staying on planet

    • @Metzwerg74
      @Metzwerg74 8 місяців тому

      the star wars galactic empire would only be a cluster of worlds gone rebellious while led by a rogue psyker.... nothing that the Imperium of men hasn´t eradicated by thousands already....
      only reason, why palpatine could come so far, is because the Imperium has real threats to deal with....
      when they can spare the time, papatines "empire" will be squashed...

  • @Birdman369
    @Birdman369 Рік тому +1075

    The pauldrons actually make sense on space marine armour. If the marine turns his body 45 degrees and braces his gun to fire from the hip, much of his upper body is then covered by thick ceramite plates. The massive pauldrons cover half of his torso while the exposed half is angled enough for rounds to ricochet off. To make himself even more well-protected, the marine can go on one knee and use his strong shin/knee plates to cover the relatively less protected hip area. In that pose, an enemy shooting at the marine front on with something like a bolter can only aim for the helmet, the forearms and hands holding the bolter, or whatever joints that are still exposed.

    • @amauryleblanc7979
      @amauryleblanc7979 Рік тому

      plus, and more importentely, the pauldron gives enough space for the serfs and servitor to put lavish decoration and symboles on them, big enough for being seen from the other side of the battlefield.
      As it has been said, "let these degenerates know what is coming for them!"

    • @drrjnefarious5585
      @drrjnefarious5585 Рік тому +159

      Isn't it actually canon that space marine pauldrons are literally meant for exactly what you said? Like, they're so big specifically to add much more defence to more vulnerable areas and allow them to reposition themselves to block oncoming fire with these more heavily defended areas.
      I know it's canon that melee weapons are so common because they genuinely need them for more heavily armored opponents, so heavier armor in certain areas would make sense to defend themselves enough to both reduce projectile damage and get in melee range to strike anything with similar armor levels

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Рік тому +30

      Tau also have these big oversized pauldrons on their armor.

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 Рік тому +17

      @@deauthorsadeptus6920 on one side as well, as if you're shooting and it covers your head..... Like Astartes pauldrons

    • @lordtoraxeus7663
      @lordtoraxeus7663 Рік тому +6

      @Alphagon & Omegarius I would assume because if that’s the case firing from the hip is wildly inaccurate and this technique wouldn’t really work with swords as well.

  • @Nachotaco101
    @Nachotaco101 Рік тому +934

    Marine: what can your emperor do that ours can't?
    Trooper: Walk

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able Рік тому +159

      Marine: That didn't seem to help him much when he got thrown down over a balcony.

    • @ivanbond5209
      @ivanbond5209 Рік тому +90

      @@Darksky1001able Trooper: That may be true but at least are emperor survived being mortally wounded, unlike a certain emperor who can't walk off a stab wound.

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able Рік тому +63

      @@ivanbond5209 Marine: The Emperor may not be able to function as before, but i've yet to see your emperor take control of someone and banish and burn foes ON TOP of powering a North Star.

    • @Atoll-ok1zm
      @Atoll-ok1zm Рік тому +50

      God emperor: *shits warp storm*

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 Рік тому +12

      Didn't palps psychologically control anakin, left him to burn on mistafar, TWICE, repeatedly electrocute him and blew up a planet with a death star? Yeah seems all pretty checked up to me

  • @TheGuzeinbuick
    @TheGuzeinbuick Рік тому +96

    "What do you have?"
    "Hyperspace travel. No warp required."
    "....Oh wow, that is nice."

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Рік тому +14

      Said Hyperspace is restricted by the Plot grabbing its balls

    • @Metzwerg74
      @Metzwerg74 8 місяців тому +2

      problem is, that the vastness of the imperium of man, would take a ship with starwars hyperjump about a few years to even change sectors...

  • @imperious2427
    @imperious2427 Рік тому +415

    The og space marine armor was made by the emperor, so I don’t see why the marine didn’t start tearing the stormtrooper in half

    • @cpt.sortinaz5572
      @cpt.sortinaz5572 Рік тому +34

      You're thinking about the thunder warrior, space marine that is way insane than their successors.

    • @tomboysupremacist
      @tomboysupremacist Рік тому +14

      The OG space marine armor was based on an STC. The auretian technocracy had the same STC so their soldiers looked very similar to the marines

    • @WorldArchivist
      @WorldArchivist Рік тому +3

      Especially since it's apparently a Black Templar.

    • @SavageGerbil
      @SavageGerbil Рік тому

      "Yeah well your emperor, the corpse go...are you listening?"
      "They're heretics, do it"
      "What?"
      "Sorry, I was on the phone, but every spec of biological material on Coruscant just got turned into methane and ignited. What were you saying? Oh! Finish that story you were telling, the one where you destroyed one planet and you were super proud of yourself"

  • @HunterSentinel
    @HunterSentinel Рік тому +99

    Should have kept saying “right?… RIGHT?! RIIIIIIGHT?!?!?!?!” And each time it pans out further and further to show more and more troopers.

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Рік тому +38

      I actually wanted to put way more krieg troops but my computer started to implode with all the rendering.

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos Рік тому +349

    Damn. Now I wanna see Kriegsmen VS Stormtroopers

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 Рік тому +112

      "TK421- why aren't you at your post?'
      *Static and screaming*
      "TK421- Respond! What's going on?!?"
      "Run! They've got shovels! SHOVELS!!!"

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Рік тому +72

      The Kriegers would clap them. I love stormtroops, but it's not even a contest

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Рік тому +52

      @@Scudboy17 *In the background* FOR ZHE EMPEROR!

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Рік тому +34

      Basically once the kriegsman realize lasguns ain't going to work much against stormtrooper armor. Melee it is then.

    • @ivanelias3916
      @ivanelias3916 Рік тому +9

      there are some gameplays of a men of war mod in UA-cam with battles of Krieg vs Stromtroopers if you want to see.

  • @stephenvalarian1552
    @stephenvalarian1552 Рік тому +84

    the fact that the Marine even entertained the Trooper is amazing knowing the fact that HE's 2x the size easily, he's Build for ANY and all Occasions, and hes a NEAR perfect Human created for war... im suprised the trooper wasnt Curb stomped outta existence....that marine IS patient....thats scary.. no thats terrifying...

    • @greymane_gaming3435
      @greymane_gaming3435 Рік тому +13

      Makes me think of the scene in one of the Eisenhorn books where Gregor is being interviewed by an Astartes of the Deathwatch and he notes how the Astartes is drinking tea complete with the pinkie finger extended.

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 Рік тому +6

      Every once in awhile you run into unexpectedly chill and reasonable Imperials of all stripes in the books. They're very much loyalists, but they'll give you a chance to take back the trash you're talking before they do anything rash.

    • @TheDirtiestJoe
      @TheDirtiestJoe Рік тому

      Honestly, the Marine could probably take that Trooper unarmored and barehanded.

    • @epsilonraider3180
      @epsilonraider3180 Рік тому +2

      @@TheDirtiestJoe Probably?

    • @Nicmadis
      @Nicmadis 8 місяців тому

      I mean... When a teeny little dog starts running around your legs yipping and yapping and biting ineffectually at your shoes because it is the only thing it can reach... Do you immediately stomp it into paste?

  • @ottovonbismarck7646
    @ottovonbismarck7646 Рік тому +389

    Meanwhile a Rebel Soldier vs an Imperial Guardsman:
    Rebel: you fight for a disgusting regime that uses you as literal meat for the grinder!
    IG: I know, corpse starch is disgusting. Try something ORIGINAL!
    Rebel:.... what?!

    • @murphyjackedoff5970
      @murphyjackedoff5970 Рік тому +38

      the rebels suck lmao

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Рік тому +11

      IG"what"?

    • @SavageGerbil
      @SavageGerbil Рік тому +16

      @@murphyjackedoff5970 I mean, a rebel army from this world is a galactic scale group that got tired of being stuffed into lockers and having their lunch money taken. For what they are, they handle it

    • @murphyjackedoff5970
      @murphyjackedoff5970 Рік тому +26

      @@SavageGerbil you wanna talk about bad lots, imagine being the Iron Warriors. Perpetually unappreciated. Even after damnation, no matter how hard they earn it, they get no respect.

    • @lupohutchington269
      @lupohutchington269 Рік тому +3

      Imagine Thrawn being in command of the Warhammer armies against the xenos

  • @connor_draco_tempest2891
    @connor_draco_tempest2891 Рік тому +271

    the guardsman Held a goddamn Planet Until it cracked :/THough I must admit when you're not armored with plot armor they can snipe you to hell and back

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 Рік тому +18

      Even without plot armor, stormtrooper rifles are cqc, to the point where they don't even have good stocks, so their accuracy is sub par at best.
      The lasgun they'd best compare to is the Voss used by Armageddon Steel Legion. But even then the Voss has a folding stock, and its full auto (tho only full auto).
      But even then, Armageddon has much better morale, better close quarters training, (they even fight ORKS in melee sometimes. Hell they even have specialists at fighting orks in melee, I'm not kidding those exist), more firepower, more special and heavy weapons teams, and pretty much always come in a tank (they are MECHANIZED after all).
      So yeah... Stormtroopers vs imperial guard is not a fair fight. Not even close.

    • @Rikaluziki
      @Rikaluziki Рік тому +8

      @@thespanishinquisition4078 and don't forget these are death korps of krieg they have the special privilege to have combined arms soo blitzkrieg here we go

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Рік тому +1

      Held my ass, they were getting pushed by on all sides until the 20th wave of space marines arrived

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 Рік тому +2

      @The Spanish Inquisition lmao your right it wouldn't be fair, stormtrooper armor actually takes hits from energy weapons and survives, your average guardsmen will be slaughtered by your average stormtrooper before factoring in that your average trooper is skill wise closer to the scions then a guardsmen

    • @kedolan4992
      @kedolan4992 Рік тому +3

      @@calebbarnhouse496 Do keep in mind actual IG regulars are actually well trained. Conscripts of course aren't, but regular troops are heavily trained. Also flak armor isn't just fancy cloth, it's real armor capable of withstanding shots from lasguns/autoguns and keeping the soldier alive.

  • @JerichoYeet
    @JerichoYeet Рік тому +68

    Well, those oversize pauldrons do have some usefulness on them.
    Such as blocking laser shots, bolt rounds, and melee weapons, hell I remember one book where a Space Marine uses a damaged pauldron to smack a large bug thing square in the face before dying in glorious, yet mauled to death, glory.

  • @martinpearse2003
    @martinpearse2003 Рік тому +63

    The galactic empire : only existed for barely 20 years and lost to rebels
    The imperium of man : been around for over 10,000 years, suffered a galactic civil war, a cosmic tear and has vast enemies at every turn and STILL has entire sections of its domains untouched and "relatively peaceful" (paradise worlds for example)

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Рік тому +12

      one’s stronger, one’s a million times better to live in
      I’d rather live under the Galactic Empire rather than the Imperium of Man, that’s for sure

    • @danielc2701
      @danielc2701 Рік тому +15

      @@aquatic4760 Actually, the Ciaphas Cain series is an interesting take on the Imperium because it has sections where it shows that not all life in the 40k universe is hell, which makes sense. With the Imperium being so large, there definitely will be some areas that won't be touched directly by war, which a lot of the other books don't cover. We mostly see war zones where life is definitely hell but I suspect that it would be a skewed one sided view of an imperium of a million worlds.

  • @MultiGG2
    @MultiGG2 Рік тому +250

    Kriegsman: "Hans! Get ze shovels ready!"

    • @BatalionHunter
      @BatalionHunter Рік тому +13

      Is it already time for siegeing Klause?

    • @oldhunterundol3243
      @oldhunterundol3243 Рік тому +6

      Hans has plot armour he'll be fine

    • @WeavesDehehe
      @WeavesDehehe Рік тому +2

      @@BatalionHunter mein komrad, it iz alvas time to siege,now get yo'hr lasgun.

    • @reginlief1
      @reginlief1 Рік тому +1

      UA-cam feels the need to let me translate “ze”

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Рік тому +1

      Commander Hans"guys... you do know I am your commanding officer..right"? kriegsman"yes sir...sorry sir..we will get right on it and get the shovels"

  • @krystianlancert6105
    @krystianlancert6105 Рік тому +376

    The moment you realize Palpatine was just a regular psyker.

    • @patches3555
      @patches3555 Рік тому +57

      Give him so credit, he's a pretty high end dude even for 40k, especially in legends
      Plus when he uses the force no demons will turn his anus into a door to literally Hell so-

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Рік тому +47

      He's more like a dark eldar high tier psyker. You can obliterate him, but he still respawns. Just like any dark eldar worth their salt. And he can use all of his force powers with no malus. So he could solo 9 - 12 other psykers, and merely win with attrition as the enemy's heads just explode.

    • @krystianlancert6105
      @krystianlancert6105 Рік тому +5

      @@genericscout5408 also he likes bdsm?

    • @yvick7770
      @yvick7770 Рік тому +21

      @@genericscout5408 he would get insta clapped by any grey knight or librarian, and I dont want to be that guy but the dark eldar dont have psykers.

    • @krystianlancert6105
      @krystianlancert6105 Рік тому +2

      @@yvick7770 THEY HAVE FUCKING WARLOCKS

  • @S0renz
    @S0renz Рік тому +18

    "At least my armor is not made of plastic." would have been a great line for the Space Marine to use.

    • @HexDrone9637
      @HexDrone9637 9 місяців тому

      Plastoid armour Is Ceramite armour covered whit Hig Termal Resilient resin

    • @S0renz
      @S0renz 9 місяців тому

      If you look up plastoid it is literally space plastic. Nothing more.

  • @supremefankai5480
    @supremefankai5480 Рік тому +29

    I'm honestly surprised that the Space Marine didn't bring out the Chainsword the moment the Stormtrooper dissed the Emprah, they've done so for less.

  • @ShadyOakMinistries
    @ShadyOakMinistries Рік тому +635

    Death Troopers vs Tempestus Scions would be fairly even. Stormtroopers are literally conscripts in armor only effective at dealing with heat based weapons. A guard conscript would be the best matchup.

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Рік тому +58

      40k weapons are still more powerful. Even a regular flashlight will kill a human with one shot

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Рік тому +60

      @@randomdude8202 Stormtroopers aren't, they're considered highly trained. With vigorous training. The galactic empire's army would be where simple conscripts would be found. In close quarters stormtroopers excell, their armor is made to deal with blasters. Plasma weapons. So lasguns ain't doing much. Bullets? Nope last time I checked the armor is bulletproof besides the goggles.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 Рік тому +30

      @@randomdude8202 Blasters are better. Increased shot capacity. Actually carries mass. Increased armor penetration. It's plasma tech not a laser.

    • @brucejedilee5290
      @brucejedilee5290 Рік тому +35

      @@randomdude8202 Not really. When we look at what blasters and lasguns have been shown and stated to be capable of they are about even. Blasters have feats that suggest they might be more powerful (though that might depend on the type of blaster) but lasguns fire faster moving energy projectiles.

    • @randomdude8202
      @randomdude8202 Рік тому +45

      @@achair7265 Read 40k lore. Lasguns are equivalents of mandos disintegrator gun. And they still cant do more than a dent in space marine armor.

  • @jakefrost7404
    @jakefrost7404 Рік тому +18

    **1 Flesh Tearer vs 120 Imperial Storm Troopers**
    Flesh Tearer: *_"You poor bastards. This will not even be a fight, it will be a slaughter..."_*

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd Рік тому

      Flesh Tearer is slowly melted down by thousands of blaster shots while the troopers suffer acceptable losses. That many Stormtroopers can't miss, especially against an unnamed character. A single Astartes was forced into cover by a well-placed multi laser, and had the weapon team been more patient, they would've pinned him down in the open and killed him.

  • @SpartanSniper3
    @SpartanSniper3 Рік тому +33

    For the record, the shoulder pauldrons are used to block enemy fire and smash through obstacles.

  • @balazsvarga1823
    @balazsvarga1823 Рік тому +20

    Krieger goes to Kamino. Krieg calls for the Blood Ravens. Suddenly, for no reason, there are way more Krieg Guardsmen than before.

    • @songhan1586
      @songhan1586 Рік тому

      they already clones to start with lol

  • @SgtTeddybear66
    @SgtTeddybear66 Рік тому +17

    "Gimaldus, Must we suffer this indignity any longer?"
    "No........ Kill them."

  • @Bushy12
    @Bushy12 Рік тому +159

    Astartes: What do you have?
    Stormtrooper: Attrition
    Astartes: Huh, well I have the PERFECT REGIMENT FOR YOU TO MEET HANZ!
    The Death Korps: *HAPPY GAS MASK NOISES*

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Рік тому +2

      Na let me and the chem dogs have at them, my boys will bring back everything even if it’s bolted down. Give us some blood raven as back up and we will start stealing their stars.

    • @marsfreelander5969
      @marsfreelander5969 Рік тому +18

      Hanz: What is attrition?
      Stormtroopers: *proceeds to explain it*
      Hanz: *looks confused* That's just life tho...

    • @benmunn7481
      @benmunn7481 Рік тому +4

      *shovel clangs intensify*

    • @marsfreelander5969
      @marsfreelander5969 Рік тому +3

      @@benmunn7481 *silence intensifies*

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc Рік тому +51

    The Stormtroopers from the Imperium aka "Tempestus Scions" would also be an interesting comparison, they're basically the Tier 1 Special Forces of the Imperium and are armed with Full Auto Laser Rifles that melt holes in power armor and have body armor that actually works.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc Рік тому +3

      +@alphagonomegarius5124+ Well everything from Guard Flak armor to Astartes Power Armor to even Thunderhawk Gunships use Ceramite; it all depends on how pure it is and how thick the plates are that effects protection levels.
      From Stormtrooper Carapace that bounces Armor Piercing rifle bullets, Astartes Power Armor that Autocannons struggle with to the Thunderhawks that are practically immune to melta weapons that infamous for literally liquefying tank armor.

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Рік тому

      The Scions would be like peak Mandalorians. SW stormtroopers would melt like butter. but for a more even fight you'd be fighting the inquisitors or death troopers.

    • @DeltaCain13
      @DeltaCain13 Рік тому +1

      @Alphagon & Omegarius Solar Auxilia is 30k not 40k. They don’t exist anymore.

    • @samuraibear5102
      @samuraibear5102 Рік тому +1

      Purge trooper would be a better comparison

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 Рік тому

      No I'd argue the Tempesus Scions are tier two, because honestly a lot of guard regiments or at least individual squads are capable of doing special operations, it's honestly a matter of supplies more than skill in their case.

  • @craig2196
    @craig2196 Рік тому +443

    In extended lore it's shown how op storm troopers are. But only in extended lore ..rip

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC Рік тому +60

      Soooooo, licensed fan-fiction?

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 Рік тому +35

      so, legends is just licensed fan fiction

    • @craig2196
      @craig2196 Рік тому +18

      @@TheBigAEC well it's not made a fan. So no.

    • @craig2196
      @craig2196 Рік тому +8

      @@synergy8879 also I'm not talking about legends, legends isn't Canon.

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC Рік тому +10

      @@craig2196 New stuff maybe. But from how we'll loved legends stuff wss by star wars fans they might have been, before The Rat got them.

  • @loganlautenschlager6885
    @loganlautenschlager6885 Рік тому +14

    I love that he choose the death korps as an example of attrition

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 Рік тому

      Krieg is the one planet that has oh-so-specific denials about how it definitely isn't vat-growing clone soldiers to pump out tens of millions of fully-equipped troops a year.

  • @therandomartist3201
    @therandomartist3201 Рік тому +18

    Stormtrooper: I always miss cause the characters have plot armor.
    Stormtrooper: *you are a background character among millions*

  • @Flacto-vs6np
    @Flacto-vs6np Рік тому +5

    i like how this 1 video literally became the official debate for stormtroopers vs death korps of krieg

  • @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429
    @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429 Рік тому +68

    Watching SW and 40K fans go at it is some of the funniest shit ever in the Sci-fi community

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Рік тому +7

      The SW space travel is much better. With better shield technology as well. Though they're still in the infancy of space combat. much more powerful stuff exists in starwars, but it's never used so it might as well not exist.

    • @bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143
      @bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143 Рік тому +6

      @@genericscout5408 but 40k boarding action is pretty cool

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Рік тому +6

      They’re like two polar opposite fandoms and yet they still find ways to make fun of each other 💀

    • @thesalmonorchestra651
      @thesalmonorchestra651 Рік тому +1

      @@genericscout540840ks golden age weapons are stupidly powerful, it’s the whole reason the Mechanicus hunt for it so hard

    • @Doomerbro99
      @Doomerbro99 Рік тому

      @@genericscout5408 meet the necrons who can go ftl without warp

  • @Necrodermis
    @Necrodermis Рік тому +25

    to be fair the over sized shoulder pauldrons can work in effect like a small shield kind of like the Oyoroi armor the samurai wore. like sure the designers probably didn't think of this at the time they made the space marines but there are real world examples of really big shoulder protection

  • @dragonclaws6150
    @dragonclaws6150 Рік тому +12

    +1 for the Stormtrooper for standing up to a space Marine

  • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
    @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Рік тому +46

    I love it this drama between WH40K LORE AND STAR WARS LORE. Deserve a like on my favorite list.

    • @raeldrews1187
      @raeldrews1187 Рік тому +7

      it is fun
      the whole star wars soldiers are good but not in the movies
      and the warhammer is op when it is just overkill it is funny.

    • @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669
      @throughtfulbrawelergaming6669 Рік тому +1

      @@raeldrews1187 lol true bro.

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 Рік тому

      @@raeldrews1187 40k is high mid level sci fi, not op

    • @dankovskimark4540
      @dankovskimark4540 Рік тому +5

      @@myduckisonqauck7227 Eh, depends. If take Necron top shelf stuff and Dark Age of Technology, things gets high level.

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 Рік тому

      @@dankovskimark4540 Sci fi/fa faction tier
      Titan: The Q(Star trek), Daleks(Dr who), Xeelee(sequence), Celestials(marvel), Downstreamers(Manifold), Precursors(halo)
      Above god: Old ones(40k), C'tan(40k), Xel'naga(Star craft), Machine mutants(DBGT), Cybermen(Dr who) Realm of Shinkoku(Asuras wrath), Dark empire(DBH), Time patrol(DBH), Shakara empire(Shakara 2000AD), Flood(Halo), Forerunners(Halo), Time lords(Dr who), Hive(Destiny), Vex(Destiny), Starro the conqueror(DC), Terran empire(12k/Gunbuster), Space monsters(Gunbuster)
      God: Ancestors(Halo), Planet trade organization(DBZ), Necrons(40k), Viltrum empire(Invincible), Shi'ar empire(Marvel), Celestials(star wars legends), Big gete star(DBZ), Eldari empire(40k), Human empire(Dr who), Vajra (macross), Imperial Space defense force(Gunbuster)
      Above dragon: Seraphim(Supreme commander), Coalition(UEF/Cybran/Illuminate|Supreme commander), Tyranids(40k), Hell(doom), Replicators(Stargate), Zentradi/Meltrandi(Macross), Korks(40k), Golden age humanity(40k)
      High dragon: Ork empires(40k), Imperium of man(30k), The colony(SW legends), supervision army/protodevlin(Macross)
      Mid dragon: Imperium(40k), Galactic empire(legends), Q'orl(40k), NUNS(Macross), Seperatist alliance(Star wars Legends),
      Low dragon: Galactic Republic(star wars Legends), The Iokath(SW legends), Abominor(SW legends), Silentium(SW legends), Galactic empire(Legend of galactic heroes), Free planets alliance(Legend of galactic heroes), 4th great and bountiful human empire(dr who),Amaar(EVE), Gallente(EVE), Minmatar(EVE), Caldari(EVE), Galra empire(Voltron), Cabal(Destiny)
      Above demon: Annihilation wave(Marvel), Tau empire(40k), Covenant(Halo), UNSC(Halo), Reapers(Mass effect), Galactic empire(disney canon), Sith empire(SW legends), Hapes consortium(SW legends), Eternal empire(SW legends), New republic(SW legends), Yuuzhan vong(SW legends), Duskhan league(SW legends), Harvesters(ID), Novus, Skrull empire(Marvel), Kree empire(Marvel), Formics(Enders game), Highbreed(Ben 10), Corpus(warframe), Grineer(warframe), Orokin(Warframe), Zerg(starcraft), Sontarans(Doctor who), The Armada(Power rangers), Machine empire(Power rangers), Vespa(Irredeemable),
      High demon: Geth(Mass effect), Ultralinks(Max steel), Rachni(Mass effect), UED(starcraft), Protoss(Starcraft),
      Mid demon: Turian Hierarchy(Mass effect), Herlesh, Chiss ascendancy(SW legends), Terran dominion(Starcraft), Incursean empire(Ben 10)
      Low demon: Systems allliance(Mass effect), Asari(Mass effect), Quarians(Mass effect), Salarians(Mass effect), Galactic Republic(disney Canon), Confederacy of independent systems(disney Canon), Cravers(Endless space)
      Above tiger: Decepticons(WFC), Autobots(WFC), Dark matter thieves(One punch man),
      High tiger: P.L.A.N.T/Z.A.F.T(Gundam seed) , Zeon principality(Gundam00), Gjallarhorn(Gundam IBO), earth federation(Gundam), Quintessons(G1), Autobots(G1), Decpticons(G1), Thanagar empire(DC), Gordanians(DC), Cerberus(mass effect)
      Mid tiger: Arachnids(Starship troopers), United citizen federation(SST), system lords(Star gate), ARC(Doom), Helghan empire(Killzone), Necromorphs(Deadspace), Terran republic(Planetside), Lorwardians(Kim possible), Galaxhar(MvA)
      Low tiger: Vanu sovereignty(Planet side), New conglomerate(Planetside), Kir'Ko(planetfall), Mantides(Skyforge), Brotherhood of nod(Command and conquer), skynet(RvT comic, , Cyrogs(Godzilla IDW)
      High wolf: Locust(Gears of war), Skynet(Terminator), Legion(Terminator) , Martians(WOTWs), Mimics(Edge of tomorrow), White spikes(The tomorrow war), braiking boss empire(Cashern), $.perminators(Skynut), Hydra(Marvel), Global defense initiative(Command and conquer), Meklords(Yu-gi-oh 5Ds), Karma(Yu-gi-oh sky strikers), Spectra(Yu-gi-oh sky strikers), Devonians(Godzilla IDW), Venjinx(Power rangers RPM), USN(Frontmission), OCU(Frontmission), Beetroopers(Yu gi oh Invincible beetroopers)
      Mid wolf: N-tec(Max steel), Providence(Generator rex), Tekunin(Mortal komabt), Chigs, Aim(Marvel)
      Low wolf: Forever knights(Ben 10), Hell bugs(Defiance)

  • @sargentvanguard7612
    @sargentvanguard7612 Рік тому +5

    "Attrition"
    "Hehe, that's cute"
    *"rattle em bois"*

  • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman
    @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman Рік тому +25

    Now I want to see a trench warfare battle between Storm Troopers and Kriegers...that would honestly be a badass fight

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Рік тому +2

      now this would be a legendary battle! the rebel scum are too easy.

    • @patches3555
      @patches3555 Рік тому +1

      Honestly would probably be a close fight
      I just don't know what a lasgun will do to stormtrooper armour

    • @johnathanblackwell9960
      @johnathanblackwell9960 Рік тому +4

      I mean, the Kriegers are just gonna dig trenches, set up barb wire, and spend a few years dropping artillery on the enemy until they're told to stop.

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI Рік тому +11

      @@johnathanblackwell9960 told to stop? Mate, they'll fire as long as they have shells, and by the emperor do they have a supply of shells

    • @raid_shadow7525
      @raid_shadow7525 Рік тому +2

      @@SilverGamingFI reminds me of a Kriegsman meme I saw once “you are to flank the enemy positions supported by tanks and Artillery, fix bayonets, but don’t stop the artillery”

  • @PorgSoup
    @PorgSoup Рік тому +126

    "What do you have against me?"
    "A planet destroying death star."

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 Рік тому +94

      Pffffffffft we have thousands of ships with planet destroying weapons. And ours don't have easy weak-points

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 Рік тому +40

      @@ProjectEkerTest33 storm trooper"yeah..welll..we....we are...SHUT UP"!!!!!

    • @cpt.sortinaz5572
      @cpt.sortinaz5572 Рік тому +28

      @@moodyowlproductions4287 to be honest stormtrooper armor looks cool. Too bad its white. Should've been gold.

    • @grahamshaw9873
      @grahamshaw9873 Рік тому +11

      @@cpt.sortinaz5572 I think there's a gold stormtrooper in Resistance, which is an animated Star Wars show that came out a while ago.

    • @fissshy7
      @fissshy7 Рік тому +23

      @@ProjectEkerTest33 oh yes-the vent that is a straight shot down-hundreds of miles and can only be destroyed by Jedi muckery
      I'd say that is more Darth Vader's fault for getting snuck up on by the equivalent of a eight wheeler in space.

  • @labortamox3848
    @labortamox3848 Рік тому +18

    i think its funny that the space marine keeps it's cool when the stormtrooper insult the god-emperor but the stormstrooper wants a fight right way after the space marine insult palpatine

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Рік тому +5

      That space marine must be very, very patient. Any other would rip that stormtrooper to shreds the minute he insulted their god emperor

  • @TheDirtiestJoe
    @TheDirtiestJoe Рік тому +5

    Space Marine: "Ah, they have me surrounded. This is bad." *Revs chainsword* "For them."

  • @William_Bryant
    @William_Bryant Рік тому +7

    **kicks down door**
    * Panting *
    “Did someone say Die For The Emperor?!”

  • @abrigedpyeman21
    @abrigedpyeman21 Рік тому +9

    Stormtrooper: haha we have the numbers
    Krieg: hold my shovel

  • @kaligath6616
    @kaligath6616 Рік тому +13

    Fun fact those pauldrons are rounded there for being hit by a bullet would most likely bounce off and they protect the head as well as being a thick plate of Armour making them rather practical.

  • @ghosty5478
    @ghosty5478 Рік тому +4

    the kriegers just HEARD attrition and a spawned in.

  • @bananagoose2469
    @bananagoose2469 Рік тому +19

    If you get the black Templars, you will never see this stormtrooper ever again.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Рік тому +1

      Dammit, why do the Templars always get the heavy reputation for sudden melee violence and not the Blood Angels who literally have that in their DNA and an entire company dedicated to dying in melee frenzies?!

    • @bananagoose2469
      @bananagoose2469 Рік тому +2

      @@MarquisLeary34 we just do it more fancier and cooler

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Рік тому +1

      @@bananagoose2469 FANCIER!? Your boys are offshoots of the stodgiest Primarch, yet you compare cool and fancy to the offspring of the fabulous hawk boy who took THE bullet for The Emporer?! You also totally ripped off the look of our Black Companies without earning it! Those poor souls have to relive the Primarch's last moments to earn their ebony armor, what did you do other than just not stop crusading (which Astartes should be doing in the first place!) to get yours!?

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Рік тому

      Numbers, Crusades are non-stop warzones and Land Raiders meant for getting close and blasting everything in sight!

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF Рік тому +1

    The correct retort to 'Attrition' would be snickering, then chuckling, then giggling, then booming laughter as the camera zooms farther and farther out until it shows a solid hemisphere of Guardsmen.

  • @karma5746
    @karma5746 9 місяців тому +3

    The emperor basically eats hundreds of jedi daily

  • @scottland8698
    @scottland8698 Рік тому +5

    I choose to believe that the astartes wasn't cockpits cause he knew that an entire seige Corp would show up when the word attrition was breathed. He just figured he could deal with a platoon of stormtroopers on his own

  • @nothing_much_bro
    @nothing_much_bro Рік тому +9

    Actually the shoulder of the space marine is like samurai armor very effective without needing a shield

  • @bipod3549
    @bipod3549 Рік тому +3

    Guardsman: “How are you not dead!”
    Trooper:” I have no idea!”

  • @leihamada4672
    @leihamada4672 8 місяців тому +2

    Stormtrooper: Who are you?
    Kriegsman: You, but with aimbot, and an intrenchment tool, and respect from the Clone Troopers

  • @ItalianStarAnimations
    @ItalianStarAnimations Рік тому +3

    Stormtrooper: I've brought the entire galactic force, millions strong of men and women fighting for our cause!
    Cadian guard: Listen pal, I've brought a single regiment, and it's three times as strong as your army, do you need me to bring the Krieg boys?

  • @mahoganydoughnut6082
    @mahoganydoughnut6082 Рік тому +19

    "what can your so called emperor do other than shoot static from his fingertips?"
    "Walk"

    • @patrick_j_lee
      @patrick_j_lee Рік тому +3

      I was literally about to write this!

    • @MrCold14
      @MrCold14 Рік тому +6

      Didn't helped him that much when Vader throw him down the balcony

    • @Nikita_gooskov
      @Nikita_gooskov Рік тому +1

      roasted

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Рік тому +2

      “Ours didn’t get defeated by his Mary sue granddaughter who got everything handed to her.”

  • @derkaylon1740
    @derkaylon1740 Рік тому +6

    as the space marine asked what their emporer could do (palpatine) i really hoped the stormtrooper would just say "he can walk"

  • @aczeartk7032
    @aczeartk7032 Рік тому +18

    Let's say hypothetically that the storm troopers don't instantly get suicide charged and die like heretics if I'm not mistaken Krieg produces millions of troops extremely fast in contrast to the empires recruitment
    Krieg is taking that W from their cold heretical fingers

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor Рік тому +2

      Yeah, the imperium asked for one regiment when they were reintegrated after their civil war and Krieg goes "We have twenty ready to go and several more on ze way"
      "Twenty guardsman?"
      "No, Twenty regiments"
      And then the ministorum collectively nutted hearing those numbers. In pure attrition against a force with no resistance to kinetic weapons and lasgun fire Krieg is winning via several shovels to the enemy's throats.

    • @megsisded8688
      @megsisded8688 Рік тому +2

      50 milions per year
      Welp

    • @seanwhitman8353
      @seanwhitman8353 Рік тому +7

      Arch said it best. Krieg does not raise regiments. Krieg raises armies

  • @Azzie420
    @Azzie420 Рік тому +2

    “Attrition”
    Kitten behind the marine: oh you silly sausage

  • @Drunkenbasilisk
    @Drunkenbasilisk Рік тому +2

    “They who thinks they know attrition have yet to meet the death korp” -me right now

  • @casualknight8962
    @casualknight8962 11 місяців тому +3

    Space Marine : I have a hundred years of combat experience .
    Deceptions Vehicon : Pfft only a hundred .

  • @Psaiko_Showcase
    @Psaiko_Showcase Рік тому +9

    Space marine:"You're kidding right? Bitch I am built to beat attrition!"

    • @samuraibear5102
      @samuraibear5102 Рік тому +1

      Always remember that the world eaters lost because of that

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 Рік тому +1

      my star forge in question:

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Рік тому

      Kharn has never died post-Heresy. Individual World Eater warbands have killed BILLIONS of people

  • @phil3751
    @phil3751 Рік тому +39

    That stormtrooper needs to bring up the Marines performance in Hammer and Bolter, or any official GW show The poor marine would be dying of shame

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor Рік тому +4

      Casualties in an individual battle for Space Marines when you zoom out to the scale of the setting aren't terrible even if losing one marine is the cost of someone's house. Marines are going down to things that would kill stormtroopers 1000 fold, even worse with Primaris Marines who have 10 years of combat experience max compared to the possible 1000s their first gen marines have.

    • @dankovskimark4540
      @dankovskimark4540 Рік тому +5

      Well, "Astartes" is actually GW canon now, so here you go.

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi Рік тому +1

      That's Chaos/Xenos propaganda!

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 Рік тому +2

      Blood Angel Fan: Whew....

    • @genericscout5408
      @genericscout5408 Рік тому

      @@Nostroman_Praetor Losing one marine is about the same cost as losing an entire planet. If you're talking about Warhammer 40k. They're more rare than there are planets under Imperial rule. Losing a single one every year is an unnacceptably high attrition rate that really can't be replaced. At least if you wanted to talk about each marine having hundreds or possibly thousands of years of experience. though the later would all be dreadnoughts or chapter masters. The Primaris might have gotten hundreds of years of experience from the great crusade, and from their indom crusade with Guilliman by now. The only possible way the fluff makes sense is if the Marines mostly fight battles that are never mentioned in the lore. Super easy missions to level grind. But then they'd still be greenhorns when fighting the Eldar due to few veterans actually surviving such encounters.

  • @zacharyrakes9061
    @zacharyrakes9061 8 місяців тому +1

    "Attrition"
    Death Corp - "We have been summoned by our favorite word"

  • @badgamemaster
    @badgamemaster Рік тому +2

    "Attrition" - Stormtrooper
    "Krieg alone is supplying over fifty million men per year" - Death Korps Officer.

  • @wolfscareglow2425
    @wolfscareglow2425 Рік тому +5

    Troopers: we have killed almost a hundred of you! Are you kriegsmen ready to give up?!
    Kriegsmen: *laughs in gas mask*

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 Рік тому +4

      Iirc doesn't krieg produce around 50 million troops a year?

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 Рік тому +2

      ​@@matthewmac5787
      That's almost 137,000 per day

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 Рік тому +3

    Stormtrooper: We will beat you through attrition.
    Astartes: Son you do not know the meaning of the word. But do not worry the Astra Militarum will educate you.

  • @Templar_Albrecht
    @Templar_Albrecht Рік тому +3

    "Wait until he sees us" - Adeptus Custodes

  • @grantharriman284
    @grantharriman284 Рік тому +1

    Kreig heard the word attrition and couldn't help but get involved.

  • @budgetbiker26
    @budgetbiker26 Рік тому +2

    That last bit made me die from laughter.
    "What do we got? ATTRITION!"

  • @TheLaluciDaniel
    @TheLaluciDaniel Рік тому +10

    ok, the ending got me good!

  • @Wallespider
    @Wallespider Рік тому +25

    Love this! Good work :D

  • @doctormalcolm
    @doctormalcolm Рік тому +6

    The moment he said god emperor I immediately knew who this stormtrooper was talking to, immediately felt bad after

  • @davehood2667
    @davehood2667 Рік тому +1

    When Palpatine uses lightning a wimpy farm boy screams, when the Immortal does it the sand around his opponents melts into glass.

  • @LordEmperorBoss
    @LordEmperorBoss Рік тому +1

    And this is how the Empire was dragged into an unfortunate one sided slaughter of a crusade because one insubordinate hack of a storm trooper thought he could take on not only an *ADEPTUS ASTARTES SPACE MARINE* but also the Death Corps of Krieg which not only outnumber the Empire as a whole, they have a tendency to individually be far more brutal than Darth Sideous himself. All the while the fellow Adeptus and Primaris Astartes with their Chapter master instead of joining the battle, pulled up some chairs, and laughed as their battle brother ripped the Empire a new one.

  • @rashiro
    @rashiro Рік тому +4

    I mean the pauldrons are there to do what they have literally been designed to do since the Middle Ages, which is be a massive shield against incoming attacks when the wearing is advancing. Take a look at plate armor, the left (usually) pauldron is huge with a lip to cover the neck.

  • @scottymont4438
    @scottymont4438 Рік тому +15

    🤣Love your sense of humor! -ScottyMont

    • @Full_Moon_Studios
      @Full_Moon_Studios  Рік тому +2

      As always. Thanks for watching! Comments like this make this hobby all the more rewarding.

  • @ragemachine8601
    @ragemachine8601 Рік тому +4

    Kriegsman about to lasgun the trooper
    Kriegsman Commissar "Nein, hol die Schaufel"
    *Happy mask sounds as the whistle blows*

  • @SR_73
    @SR_73 Рік тому +2

    Stormtrooper : your emperor is a dead body
    Emperium : ... well time to use the exterminatus on these heretics

  • @maxpaul9769
    @maxpaul9769 Місяць тому +2

    Krieg Guardsmen: "Did someone say ATTRITION?"

  • @ananonymousnerd.2179
    @ananonymousnerd.2179 Рік тому +6

    About the armor difference in armor... one has weirdly oversized pauldrons and one can protect you from teddy bears with undersized bows, sticks, and stones.
    Oh, wait, that's the same one.
    I think I'm going to pick the armor that ISN'T overspecialized to protect you from energy weapons but still fails to do so regularly. You know... the one that augments your strength and endurance, enhances your aim, safeguards you against the dangers of vacuum exposure, and actually has a decent chance of preventing your death when you get shot!
    I guess flak armor would be better for comparison to Stormtrooper armor. Both mass-produced and good at what they're designed for, but put through a lot of random and over-the-top stuff the designers never expected.

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd Рік тому

      Stomtrooper armor is also environmentally sealed and a variety of vision enhancing hardware to let them see through smoke and in the dark, as well as projecting a blaster's point of aim for the wearer. All so easily forgotten by the writers.

    • @ananonymousnerd.2179
      @ananonymousnerd.2179 Рік тому

      @@wasdwazd If only they had those functions on-screen, instead of clone troopers roasting Stormtrooper helmets and preferring to use them as thrown projectiles rather than wearing them... and their aim magically improving the moment the helmet comes off, no less.
      Stormtroopers are so rarely the elite soldiers they are supposed to be in Star Wars. Most often, probably too often, they're completely incompetent the moment anyone with plot armor appears in their way... unfortunate but it's the trend now.
      If memory serves, Star Wars has five classifications of spacesuit, and Stormtrooper armor was on the lower end, meaning it could briefly keep you alive in space, but maybe only provide a few minutes of air tops... but this comes from a Darth Vader suit reference book and therefore may not be completely accurate.

  • @JoshMC2000
    @JoshMC2000 Рік тому +3

    the Death Korp weren't invited they just heard some one say Attrition

  • @barthes17
    @barthes17 Рік тому +3

    0:22 uhhhhhh might wanna talk to the 12th about that. They got wipped by space hippies

  • @4.0.4
    @4.0.4 Рік тому +1

    His upside down face looks like a happy face in the thumbnail

  • @EricTheRedWiseman
    @EricTheRedWiseman Рік тому +1

    Death Korps of Krieg: **Sharpens trench shovels with malicious intent**
    Hanz: "Did someone say 'Attrition?!' we accept that challenge!!"

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 Рік тому +3

    Stormtrooper: Attrition...
    *Spacemarine pulls out the Death Korps of Krieg*
    Me: 40K won instantly. Krieg Korps is the definition of "Battle of Attrition."

  • @ron1c_064
    @ron1c_064 Рік тому +3

    We all hate plot armor it takes the fun out of anything and loses all suspension

  • @harripursiainen5420
    @harripursiainen5420 Рік тому +5

    0:32 This may not be canon anymore, but i read somewere that spacemarines use shoulder pouldrons to bounce other spacemarines bolter rounds. Just like in snooker.

  • @anthonysunseri1865
    @anthonysunseri1865 9 місяців тому

    "Sounds like you might have been conned."
    I love how true this is, only because it happened by accident.

  • @spacewolfblackmane19
    @spacewolfblackmane19 Рік тому +1

    Kreg shows up like "Did someone say attention?"

  • @moodyowlproductions4287
    @moodyowlproductions4287 Рік тому +7

    Hmmm..storm troopers or space marines and kriegsman....I think we all know the answer to this.....

  • @sparking023
    @sparking023 Рік тому +19

    "Attrition"
    *Happy Krieger noises*
    The Guardsmen are the equivalent of the Stormtrooper, honestly, with the exception that they can actually hit shit

    • @terrantabula9847
      @terrantabula9847 Рік тому +1

      Because they have the opposite problem of the Stormtroopers in that their shots either do no damage or kill nothing of importance.

    • @otakujeison
      @otakujeison Рік тому +3

      Somebody once told me it could make big fu__ing holes in stuff and rip off limbs of normal humans

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847

    Imagine the interaction if the Space Marine meets an ICOG child soldier from the Xeelee Sequence novels.

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 Рік тому +1

      Nah man an entire Space Marine legion will instantly slice like butter by a simple laser rifle from one ICOG child soldier

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 Рік тому

      @@longwlenguyen4214
      Added note.
      I am pretty sure that ICOG will see the Space Marines as abominations.

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 Рік тому

      @@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 I agree since the Druz Doctrine banned post-humans and the Space Marines are closest thing to post-humans

  • @Charliee_Woofy_Pz
    @Charliee_Woofy_Pz Рік тому +1

    "Can I bolt those pieces on a truck?"
    -my brain everytime I see those shoulder pieces

  • @Gus-dj1ub
    @Gus-dj1ub Рік тому +1

    The Kriegers heard attrition and they just sprouted from ground like Orks.