MEDIEVAL TIMES WERE EPIC - Mordhau Funny Moments and Gameplay

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  • @jonshaw840
    @jonshaw840 5 років тому +1341

    12:00 Nano realizes why Alexander the Great was able to conquer so much territory using the phalanx

    • @quentinrousseau6866
      @quentinrousseau6866 5 років тому +52

      Until the phalanx met the legion's gladius

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 5 років тому +3

      I thought he killed Koi fish

    • @quentinrousseau6866
      @quentinrousseau6866 5 років тому +10

      @alvi syahri this is so sad :((

    • @mrv4953
      @mrv4953 5 років тому +3

      It gets to the point

    • @mrv4953
      @mrv4953 5 років тому +2

      alvi syahri When the rodocks meet the khan

  • @richardmoore609
    @richardmoore609 5 років тому +927

    "Oh you got shanked. Welcome to East London mate" lol

  • @tommeakin1732
    @tommeakin1732 5 років тому +462

    "One of our friends only talks using a soundboard"
    I am curious about how this friendship even began to blossom.

    • @Con5tantine
      @Con5tantine 5 років тому +172

      *quack*

    • @pixelbox5874
      @pixelbox5874 5 років тому +25

      @@Con5tantine *yes*

    • @fallion6355
      @fallion6355 5 років тому +64

      His name is Wisecat, and he cant talk, so we force him to use alternative communication methods... Don't read too much into that.

    • @ducaoftheabruzzi
      @ducaoftheabruzzi 5 років тому +10

      Fallion he doesn't have the ability to or he doesn't have a mike

    • @tommeakin1732
      @tommeakin1732 5 років тому +83

      I am going to choose to believe that he is quite literally mute, and is actually frantically crying out for help in the only way he knows how - generic duck noises.

  • @trrebi981
    @trrebi981 5 років тому +1285

    See, that’s why medieval armies were composed of a bunch of random guys with spears and polearms.

    • @Nanoytgaming
      @Nanoytgaming  5 років тому +266

      They are very effective in groups yep

    • @masterblaster4960
      @masterblaster4960 5 років тому +72

      Spears are a classification of one type of polearms

    • @sLeEpYrOcK1
      @sLeEpYrOcK1 5 років тому +25

      @@masterblaster4960 they're pole that you use with your arms :^)

    • @masterblaster4960
      @masterblaster4960 5 років тому +10

      sLeEpYrOcK1 a pole arm is a close combat weapon in which the main fighting part of the weapon is fitted to the end of a long shaft, that is what a pole arm is

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 5 років тому +26

      @@Nanoytgaming spears and all of their variations are actually the best melee weapon ever invented, generally even better than swords

  • @sly5796
    @sly5796 5 років тому +507

    "I'd do what he says, he seems angry"
    Nano, with blood dripping down his head because of the hammer the engineer threw: *Yeah...*

    • @Nanoytgaming
      @Nanoytgaming  5 років тому +108

      he made a compeling argument

    • @sly5796
      @sly5796 5 років тому +22

      @@Nanoytgaming indeed he did

  • @CAPDude44
    @CAPDude44 5 років тому +738

    Nano finally caught on to why the spear was the most common weapon for most of human history.

    • @tobieeck9676
      @tobieeck9676 5 років тому +30

      hahaha you also saw that one youtube video?

    • @CAPDude44
      @CAPDude44 5 років тому +39

      @@tobieeck9676 Lindybeige!

    • @eggheadpayton
      @eggheadpayton 5 років тому +23

      This is basic history my dude, no lindybeige video required (although it’s worth a watch anyways)

  • @Opachki69420
    @Opachki69420 5 років тому +276

    that awkward moment when a guy parries your arrow then fortnite dances in your face lmfao

    • @fastmadcow
      @fastmadcow 5 років тому +26

      then kills you...

    • @d3runb3kannt33
      @d3runb3kannt33 5 років тому +19

      That was so fucking great :D

    • @gaussgaming9869
      @gaussgaming9869 5 років тому +14

      I did actually lose my shit when that happened haha

  • @privatecheeks3457
    @privatecheeks3457 5 років тому +139

    lol the way the tutorial gives a whole backstory with one catapult

    • @Morrigi192
      @Morrigi192 5 років тому +51

      The entire tutorial is fucking genius, whoever wrote it deserves a raise.

    • @gaussgaming9869
      @gaussgaming9869 5 років тому +20

      yeah rarely seen in gaming, a tutorial done right!

    • @ch1mkenn
      @ch1mkenn 5 років тому +7

      HAAAAAAANS

    • @atf5813
      @atf5813 3 роки тому +5

      Most tutorials make you want to skip them immediately. I keep coming back to the Mordhau tutorial...just to hear, “HAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSS!!!” again.

  • @fallion6355
    @fallion6355 5 років тому +1100

    There's a great analogy somewhere with peasants throwing turds at youtubers.

    • @thecuumander6087
      @thecuumander6087 5 років тому +16

      Fuck, that was so good Nano. "STAB EVERYONE!!"

    • @soundslave
      @soundslave 5 років тому +14

      Peasants? This game is on consoles too?

    • @M-1996A1
      @M-1996A1 5 років тому +4

      That only works if the turd has a 5 dollar bill inside with “please be my friend” written on it.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 5 років тому +1

      If you're referring to how iDubbbz gets sent at least 1 turd a month, then I see what you mean.

    • @M-1996A1
      @M-1996A1 5 років тому +1

      Zaire I was referring to the audience of streamers acting like pathetic creeps

  • @Cpt.Hodges
    @Cpt.Hodges 5 років тому +282

    I’ll have you know our doors are very helpful...
    If you need to escape a burning building quickly

    • @Roostest
      @Roostest 5 років тому +6

      I love you for this and I don't even know who you are

    • @Mecha_Hitler
      @Mecha_Hitler 5 років тому +5

      juan Pawn It's sweden

    • @BenneBenji
      @BenneBenji 5 років тому

      And good locks 🔐 that can handle a man burning in a house

  • @tahategin6969
    @tahategin6969 5 років тому +448

    This was so satisfying to watch nano, pls do some more video of this gamr

    • @bernatkun8069
      @bernatkun8069 5 років тому +7

      Moar vidyo pls nanu

    • @gabyzillas
      @gabyzillas 5 років тому +1

      moooooaaaaar

    • @krill8215
      @krill8215 5 років тому

      it's great but i got motionsick after a while

  • @fabrisioalfano
    @fabrisioalfano 5 років тому +657

    The Hans test
    Instructor: HAAAAAAAAAANNSSSS
    Hans: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    👏🏻

  • @davchan4423
    @davchan4423 5 років тому +95

    0:36 GET THE FLAMMENWERFER

    • @SS-zd6yi
      @SS-zd6yi 5 років тому +9

      Vhat is zhat mein herr? Ve don't have zhis technology vet

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 5 років тому +5

      You need to spend 4000 gold to unlock it! Want to watch an ad to get 1 gold now?

    • @aRatherScottishChap
      @aRatherScottishChap 5 років тому +6

      Nein Hans, Der schwere Flammenwerfer

    • @cryptic3675
      @cryptic3675 5 років тому +5

      As a german, I don't know if I should be offended or laugh....
      I'll laugh😂

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 5 років тому +4

      Fun fact: Byzantium had flamethrowers in the medieval period!

  • @AcitoriaVakarianIdunno
    @AcitoriaVakarianIdunno 5 років тому +22

    Accurate representation of being on a horse in this game.
    Flailing wildly is hilariously effective.

  • @fuzzypickle2006
    @fuzzypickle2006 4 роки тому +7

    "they threw a turd at me
    and I died"
    I have never laughed so hard 🤣

  • @K-head91
    @K-head91 5 років тому +8

    "Rally on me!"
    Takes a friendly spear to the back of the head...
    Teammate: sorry....

  • @captainbooty2768
    @captainbooty2768 5 років тому +9

    That guy who got is armed choped off: " It is but a flesh wound"
    Nano: " What? You gonna bleed on me"

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 5 років тому +1

      There's a perk that lets you fight on for 5 seconds after taking a lethal non-headshot. It's called Fleshwound, and that guy had it.

  • @cookoo4cocopuffs221
    @cookoo4cocopuffs221 4 роки тому +2

    6:51 He's got a great laugh
    MayBE YoU shOULd taKe uP fARMinG

  • @masterninjaize
    @masterninjaize 5 років тому +7

    Nano: See that knight?
    *Poleaxe through the air
    Nano: No more knight!

  • @bobbyb6053
    @bobbyb6053 5 років тому +10

    10:33 might be the best thing i've seen in a videogame, ever.

  • @dest8065
    @dest8065 5 років тому +24

    *Plays Mordhau*
    UA-cam: Nah bro it's Chivarly: Medieval Warfare
    Ok.

  • @Zaitekno
    @Zaitekno 5 років тому +18

    03:05 That guy wanted to give you a spear/lance as u got on the horse so you would be able to charge wit hyour lance through the enemies. A really nice move by him I say.

    • @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251
      @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 5 років тому +5

      Only he din't count that Nano had a motherquacking zweihander.
      It's the closest thing you can get to a mobile guillotine.

    • @Zaitekno
      @Zaitekno 5 років тому +2

      @@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 haha indeed sir

  • @fredriklvoll5789
    @fredriklvoll5789 5 років тому +6

    10:48 "just a flesh wound"

  • @WiseManLofty
    @WiseManLofty 5 років тому +5

    "Protect the King!"
    "Nah the King's fine"
    Great video mate!

  • @FurryWrecker911
    @FurryWrecker911 5 років тому +5

    14:31 This whole sequence ended in a "I'm done wasting my time on you."

  • @insanegiant1506
    @insanegiant1506 5 років тому +72

    Dudes already know how to block arrows with regular weapons.... smh Chivalry 2

  • @nathansingleton7532
    @nathansingleton7532 5 років тому +8

    7:26 Got killed by a volley of turds
    ...legendary...
    lol

  • @unboundplace4616
    @unboundplace4616 5 років тому +4

    >Hans only wears a helmet for protection
    >Nano hits helmet.
    "That was nice".
    Also pls do more of this. I've never heard of this game before now

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 5 років тому +1

    Love you already and this is my first video of you, lot more laid back than most youtubers. Keep doing whatcha doing man!

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 5 років тому +13

    If blue team did spear walls every time, the balance issue on front lines wouldn't exist. Blue could finally win a front lines match on a map that isn't mountain peak! ( I know some matches are exceptions)

  • @antoniszulc1593
    @antoniszulc1593 4 роки тому +5

    "I chopped off his arm"
    "That was funny"

  • @MartinVanVerland
    @MartinVanVerland 5 років тому +6

    13:50 gandalf 😂😂😂 do they have frodo too? 🤣❤️
    Nice😁❤️

  • @shad3revo111
    @shad3revo111 4 роки тому +3

    8:00 that person had a Motionless In White album cover as his profile picture.

  • @butterphli3z
    @butterphli3z 5 років тому +3

    "this dude has no feed"
    I spat out my drink

  • @bencarney8972
    @bencarney8972 5 років тому +5

    5:52 You actually gain health in pvp as well when you kill someone.

  • @joshuarobertson6286
    @joshuarobertson6286 5 років тому +6

    You ready for the *Hans* test?!
    HAAAAAAANS

  • @lui047
    @lui047 5 років тому +19

    "angry men with sticks"

  • @crkt9971
    @crkt9971 5 років тому +3

    Nano: sings whiles slaughtering soldiers

  • @noob_127
    @noob_127 5 років тому +4

    The music during the epic Knight fight made me think of Soviet Womble's Dancing Lich video

  • @Quazi-moto
    @Quazi-moto 4 роки тому

    @ 12:09 I'm glad you slowed that down, otherwise we would've missed a killer animation. The way his body hits ass first, then his head whiplashes... wow, that was fkn cool.

  • @lautaroespora4920
    @lautaroespora4920 5 років тому +2

    I want most of this! MOAR SPEAR WALL NANO!

  • @dutchdoggo
    @dutchdoggo 5 років тому +1

    hans is the REAL hero of the medieval times

  • @santiagocortez9554
    @santiagocortez9554 3 роки тому +1

    I love how nano proved the superiority of the spear

  • @basswarnow
    @basswarnow 5 років тому +1

    5:40 "Welcome to East London mate" lmao

  • @Mamac2006
    @Mamac2006 5 років тому +4

    7:43
    i see what you did there
    nice prequels reference

  • @numpty7774
    @numpty7774 5 років тому +3

    12:39 Obi-Wan Kanobi

  • @KyleRobert
    @KyleRobert 5 років тому +2

    Great vid Nano!! Thanks!

  • @ernandesbr8550
    @ernandesbr8550 4 роки тому

    I like that the intro its just him getting shoot and dying. Funny intro bro

  • @arsyasnipman2330
    @arsyasnipman2330 5 років тому +20

    >spears are OP
    well, most everybody know that millenia years ago

  • @sultanag3612
    @sultanag3612 5 років тому +4

    7:55 THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

  • @KI-fd2co
    @KI-fd2co 5 років тому +4

    10:14 well, that was a cool block.

  • @Darnakas
    @Darnakas 5 років тому +1

    Yesssssss! Waited for this video! Thx Nano!

  • @raymondbiskner6885
    @raymondbiskner6885 5 років тому +1

    In the intro alone, Nano got a higher kill count than five combined videos for SovietWomble

    • @David-eh9le
      @David-eh9le 5 років тому

      The end Song is from sovjets Last vid lol

    • @lilemo3337
      @lilemo3337 5 років тому

      nano is pro

  • @itzcliff2440
    @itzcliff2440 3 роки тому

    In your intro with CC on it says applause🤣😂, that’s a pretty dangerous applause if you ask me

  • @redjive_industries3760
    @redjive_industries3760 5 років тому +1

    10:20 this is what happens when you try to kill someone with a halberd while on horseback with a sword.

  • @WolfyStudio115
    @WolfyStudio115 3 роки тому

    this is entertaining and satisfying to watch

  • @nathansingleton7532
    @nathansingleton7532 5 років тому +4

    7:57 THIS...
    IS...
    SPARTA!!!!

  • @catwhiskr
    @catwhiskr 4 роки тому

    Yo I just found your channel...funniest thing. El best you are

  • @xclonejager6959
    @xclonejager6959 5 років тому +18

    Flash backs to a certain reticent soviet “video” with the music

    • @Nanoytgaming
      @Nanoytgaming  5 років тому +4

      It was new on the creator studio and I thought it fit the video.

  • @TheDanrleybill
    @TheDanrleybill 5 років тому

    Thanks a lot for your videos! They're helping me to improve my english abilities.

  • @davidcheny
    @davidcheny 3 роки тому +1

    11:52 the enemy doesnt know what to do fighting 2 spearsman so he went crazy and slash his own teammate

  • @gamersmolboi4344
    @gamersmolboi4344 4 роки тому +2

    so i rewatched it today and when he said " I got killed by a turd" all the milk i was drinking came out my nose

  • @nathangray2966
    @nathangray2966 5 років тому

    Best video of yours I've seen thus far

  • @mirkywater8635
    @mirkywater8635 5 років тому +17

    So weird how popular this game got.. I've been playing for 2 years I'm used to seeing the same 20 guys in the servers. 😂

    • @MartinVanVerland
      @MartinVanVerland 5 років тому

      Ahhahahahaha 😂😂😂
      Really?
      😂

    • @armaggedon4christ
      @armaggedon4christ 5 років тому +2

      Well, Im betting youtubers started playing and...poof it blew up

    • @scallie6462
      @scallie6462 5 років тому +7

      @@armaggedon4christ or the fact it just went public.. Its been private to only backers before a week or 2 ago.

    • @gaussgaming9869
      @gaussgaming9869 5 років тому

      yeah the game officially released, it was only available to early backers, and not even available on steam, until this week, mystery solved

    • @mirkywater8635
      @mirkywater8635 5 років тому

      Ya it's no mystery why only 20 ppl were playing the game just saying it's really strange to see 60,000 players online.

  • @cronoks
    @cronoks 5 років тому

    I NEED more of this

  • @babygaemor8452
    @babygaemor8452 2 роки тому

    Love you so much Nano....your voice, loooove iiittt, you trully deserve more subs

  • @brick466
    @brick466 3 роки тому

    10:48 That red knight be like "Tis but a scratch"

  • @knightplatinum9676
    @knightplatinum9676 3 роки тому

    Nanos intro: gun shots
    Subtitles: applause

  • @midbaconator
    @midbaconator 5 років тому

    More pls. This was amazing

  • @cacoloco79
    @cacoloco79 5 років тому

    Lit video dude been watching your for a year and a half👍 🔥

  • @brunoballico5990
    @brunoballico5990 3 роки тому

    The hans test made me spit my tea all over the kitchen

  • @giannmikhael5939
    @giannmikhael5939 5 років тому

    the Hans test is compose of highly intellectual person armed with a bow and an arrow hunting down another highly intellectual being running around screaming

  • @nugz6507
    @nugz6507 5 років тому +1

    8:15 is definetly my favourite part of the video. That guy has anger issues

  • @BiakSkull
    @BiakSkull 5 років тому +1

    Ah, spears. The king of the battlefield and the peasant's weapon

  • @OsmosisHD
    @OsmosisHD 5 років тому

    I like the principles behind the 'hans test'

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 4 роки тому

    Nano: *Chops off knight's arm* Knight with Second Wind: " T'IS BUT A SCRATCH! "

  • @enriqueg6000
    @enriqueg6000 5 років тому

    thank you nano for the vids

  • @asdasf6581
    @asdasf6581 5 років тому +2

    11:24 Battle of Thermopylae (B.C. 480) (colorised)

  • @waraftermath4202
    @waraftermath4202 5 років тому

    That Ballista just ripped him lol

  • @mikedaeggdog8904
    @mikedaeggdog8904 5 років тому

    when i found this video i immediately subbed and hit the bell

  • @caizer8372
    @caizer8372 4 роки тому +1

    14:39 when in doubt, yeet your spear.

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 5 років тому +5

    I expect Medieval War Crimes to be made.

  • @theblackjack9924
    @theblackjack9924 5 років тому

    i was a witness to the sparta kick off the edge

  • @marvinmarvin6672
    @marvinmarvin6672 4 роки тому

    The Lord of the rings humming is priceless

  • @speckledjim5402
    @speckledjim5402 5 років тому

    The turd throwing is.. amazing..

  • @Mr_PotatoMaster
    @Mr_PotatoMaster 4 роки тому +1

    In medieval times,my ancestor, cucumber,the brief was a great leader

  • @womboning4276
    @womboning4276 5 років тому

    Jesus those ballista bolts are terrifying

  • @gregorycarnell7970
    @gregorycarnell7970 3 роки тому

    In this video when Nano is cavalry charging, he reminds me of that dragoon from "The Patriot" with Mel Gibson.

  • @Verbose_Mode
    @Verbose_Mode 5 років тому +2

    PIKES WERE MEANT FOR TEAMWORK YEAAAAAAAAA-!

  • @jordaofelippe6214
    @jordaofelippe6214 3 роки тому +2

    nano more mordhau, nano send a hug to Brazil

  • @Ippopumen
    @Ippopumen 5 років тому

    -Let me see your war face!
    -Sir?
    -Haaans!
    -AAAA!

  • @KnightofGaming6721
    @KnightofGaming6721 3 роки тому

    6:57 “It’s over Anakin I have the high ground”

  • @Krish0916
    @Krish0916 5 років тому +10

    Hi my name is Nan-
    *Instantly Dismembered and Disemboweled*

  • @masterblaster4960
    @masterblaster4960 5 років тому

    From what I could see, I really love this game

  • @Z0Z99
    @Z0Z99 5 років тому

    *Please more of this !!*

  • @bradpotts1747
    @bradpotts1747 4 роки тому

    5:36 welcome to east London m8
    i lost it

  • @shaunarthur504
    @shaunarthur504 5 років тому

    DUES Vault! Love the vid

  • @riograndedosulball248
    @riograndedosulball248 5 років тому

    Lord of the Rings theme at the beggining is just glorious

  • @ancientbuns6770
    @ancientbuns6770 5 років тому

    Nice to see you like this too nano

  • @ellirk9837
    @ellirk9837 5 років тому

    Oh ur intro, I NEED A MEDIC HERE is from Battlefield 2 haha the nostalgia