I am going to choose to believe that he is quite literally mute, and is actually frantically crying out for help in the only way he knows how - generic duck noises.
sLeEpYrOcK1 a pole arm is a close combat weapon in which the main fighting part of the weapon is fitted to the end of a long shaft, that is what a pole arm is
03:05 That guy wanted to give you a spear/lance as u got on the horse so you would be able to charge wit hyour lance through the enemies. A really nice move by him I say.
@ 12:09 I'm glad you slowed that down, otherwise we would've missed a killer animation. The way his body hits ass first, then his head whiplashes... wow, that was fkn cool.
If blue team did spear walls every time, the balance issue on front lines wouldn't exist. Blue could finally win a front lines match on a map that isn't mountain peak! ( I know some matches are exceptions)
the Hans test is compose of highly intellectual person armed with a bow and an arrow hunting down another highly intellectual being running around screaming
Nano: *becomes a calvary dude and goes on a killing spree that involves killing 3 ppl with one swing* Me: *OHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOD!!!! HOOOOREEEEEY SHEEEEEIIIIIIT!!*
10:31 - 10:39 Did Dat Man Just Got Shot By A BALLISTA?!? That Freaking Knockback!!! 12:06 - 12:15 That's The MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT In Mordhau. **Sheds Tears**
+Max Dalhaus I Just Used Shazam For This, It's Called *Echos Système* By Bertysolo. ;)) Feel Free To Use Shazam As Well, It's Really Convenient! Anyhow, Thanks For Reading My Comments And Actually Checked Out The Timeline! I Hope You The Best Of Luck Every Day, Peace Out. ;))
"Oh you got shanked. Welcome to East London mate" lol
If fallion says it its probably truw
this one's *edgy*
In New York City it’s South Bronx
Bloody Hell the wanker shanked me
But you have a american flag in your profile...
12:00 Nano realizes why Alexander the Great was able to conquer so much territory using the phalanx
Until the phalanx met the legion's gladius
I thought he killed Koi fish
@alvi syahri this is so sad :((
It gets to the point
alvi syahri When the rodocks meet the khan
"One of our friends only talks using a soundboard"
I am curious about how this friendship even began to blossom.
*quack*
@@Con5tantine *yes*
His name is Wisecat, and he cant talk, so we force him to use alternative communication methods... Don't read too much into that.
Fallion he doesn't have the ability to or he doesn't have a mike
I am going to choose to believe that he is quite literally mute, and is actually frantically crying out for help in the only way he knows how - generic duck noises.
See, that’s why medieval armies were composed of a bunch of random guys with spears and polearms.
They are very effective in groups yep
Spears are a classification of one type of polearms
@@masterblaster4960 they're pole that you use with your arms :^)
sLeEpYrOcK1 a pole arm is a close combat weapon in which the main fighting part of the weapon is fitted to the end of a long shaft, that is what a pole arm is
@@Nanoytgaming spears and all of their variations are actually the best melee weapon ever invented, generally even better than swords
Nano finally caught on to why the spear was the most common weapon for most of human history.
hahaha you also saw that one youtube video?
@@tobieeck9676 Lindybeige!
This is basic history my dude, no lindybeige video required (although it’s worth a watch anyways)
"I'd do what he says, he seems angry"
Nano, with blood dripping down his head because of the hammer the engineer threw: *Yeah...*
he made a compeling argument
@@Nanoytgaming indeed he did
that awkward moment when a guy parries your arrow then fortnite dances in your face lmfao
then kills you...
That was so fucking great :D
I did actually lose my shit when that happened haha
There's a great analogy somewhere with peasants throwing turds at youtubers.
Fuck, that was so good Nano. "STAB EVERYONE!!"
Peasants? This game is on consoles too?
That only works if the turd has a 5 dollar bill inside with “please be my friend” written on it.
If you're referring to how iDubbbz gets sent at least 1 turd a month, then I see what you mean.
Zaire I was referring to the audience of streamers acting like pathetic creeps
This was so satisfying to watch nano, pls do some more video of this gamr
Moar vidyo pls nanu
moooooaaaaar
it's great but i got motionsick after a while
I’ll have you know our doors are very helpful...
If you need to escape a burning building quickly
I love you for this and I don't even know who you are
juan Pawn It's sweden
And good locks 🔐 that can handle a man burning in a house
The Hans test
Instructor: HAAAAAAAAAANNSSSS
Hans: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
👏🏻
Gets me errytime
0:36 GET THE FLAMMENWERFER
Vhat is zhat mein herr? Ve don't have zhis technology vet
You need to spend 4000 gold to unlock it! Want to watch an ad to get 1 gold now?
Nein Hans, Der schwere Flammenwerfer
As a german, I don't know if I should be offended or laugh....
I'll laugh😂
Fun fact: Byzantium had flamethrowers in the medieval period!
Accurate representation of being on a horse in this game.
Flailing wildly is hilariously effective.
"they threw a turd at me
and I died"
I have never laughed so hard 🤣
"Rally on me!"
Takes a friendly spear to the back of the head...
Teammate: sorry....
14:31 This whole sequence ended in a "I'm done wasting my time on you."
"Protect the King!"
"Nah the King's fine"
Great video mate!
Nano: See that knight?
*Poleaxe through the air
Nano: No more knight!
03:05 That guy wanted to give you a spear/lance as u got on the horse so you would be able to charge wit hyour lance through the enemies. A really nice move by him I say.
Only he din't count that Nano had a motherquacking zweihander.
It's the closest thing you can get to a mobile guillotine.
@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 haha indeed sir
10:33 might be the best thing i've seen in a videogame, ever.
>Hans only wears a helmet for protection
>Nano hits helmet.
"That was nice".
Also pls do more of this. I've never heard of this game before now
Love you already and this is my first video of you, lot more laid back than most youtubers. Keep doing whatcha doing man!
*Plays Mordhau*
UA-cam: Nah bro it's Chivarly: Medieval Warfare
Ok.
6:51 He's got a great laugh
MayBE YoU shOULd taKe uP fARMinG
@ 12:09 I'm glad you slowed that down, otherwise we would've missed a killer animation. The way his body hits ass first, then his head whiplashes... wow, that was fkn cool.
If blue team did spear walls every time, the balance issue on front lines wouldn't exist. Blue could finally win a front lines match on a map that isn't mountain peak! ( I know some matches are exceptions)
13:50 gandalf 😂😂😂 do they have frodo too? 🤣❤️
Nice😁❤️
Midget DLC coming soon lol
They have dwarves now.
Dudes already know how to block arrows with regular weapons.... smh Chivalry 2
8:00 that person had a Motionless In White album cover as his profile picture.
7:26 Got killed by a volley of turds
...legendary...
lol
Its incredible to watch
Oh hi Nano :D
5:52 You actually gain health in pvp as well when you kill someone.
10:48 "just a flesh wound"
14:39 when in doubt, yeet your spear.
I love how nano proved the superiority of the spear
The music during the epic Knight fight made me think of Soviet Womble's Dancing Lich video
"this dude has no feed"
I spat out my drink
Nano: sings whiles slaughtering soldiers
7:43
i see what you did there
nice prequels reference
5:40 "Welcome to East London mate" lmao
"I chopped off his arm"
"That was funny"
Nanos intro: gun shots
Subtitles: applause
hans is the REAL hero of the medieval times
>spears are OP
well, most everybody know that millenia years ago
funny thing. you said thousand years years in smart words.
thanks, i'm so dumb
You ready for the *Hans* test?!
HAAAAAAANS
Nano: *Chops off knight's arm* Knight with Second Wind: " T'IS BUT A SCRATCH! "
In your intro with CC on it says applause🤣😂, that’s a pretty dangerous applause if you ask me
I like that the intro its just him getting shoot and dying. Funny intro bro
so i rewatched it today and when he said " I got killed by a turd" all the milk i was drinking came out my nose
10:39 Ok, now I want that Game too.
3:39 lol im Fenris
im glad that i made it into your video :D
"angry men with sticks"
10:20 this is what happens when you try to kill someone with a halberd while on horseback with a sword.
I want most of this! MOAR SPEAR WALL NANO!
the Hans test is compose of highly intellectual person armed with a bow and an arrow hunting down another highly intellectual being running around screaming
Great vid Nano!! Thanks!
So weird how popular this game got.. I've been playing for 2 years I'm used to seeing the same 20 guys in the servers. 😂
Ahhahahahaha 😂😂😂
Really?
😂
Well, Im betting youtubers started playing and...poof it blew up
@@armaggedon4christ or the fact it just went public.. Its been private to only backers before a week or 2 ago.
yeah the game officially released, it was only available to early backers, and not even available on steam, until this week, mystery solved
Ya it's no mystery why only 20 ppl were playing the game just saying it's really strange to see 60,000 players online.
Flash backs to a certain reticent soviet “video” with the music
It was new on the creator studio and I thought it fit the video.
11:24 Battle of Thermopylae (B.C. 480) (colorised)
10:48 That red knight be like "Tis but a scratch"
In the intro alone, Nano got a higher kill count than five combined videos for SovietWomble
The end Song is from sovjets Last vid lol
nano is pro
Nano: *becomes a calvary dude and goes on a killing spree that involves killing 3 ppl with one swing*
Me: *OHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOD!!!! HOOOOREEEEEY SHEEEEEIIIIIIT!!*
15:07 HYAAA HWOOAAA HYAAAA HOWAAAAA HYAAAAA HOAAAAA
Yesssssss! Waited for this video! Thx Nano!
14:18 he says "I just killed a dude" like he hasn't been massacring people for the last hour
8:15 is definetly my favourite part of the video. That guy has anger issues
10:31 - 10:39 Did Dat Man Just Got Shot By A BALLISTA?!? That Freaking Knockback!!!
12:06 - 12:15 That's The MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT In Mordhau. **Sheds Tears**
12:06 Has that song an name?
+Max Dalhaus I Just Used Shazam For This, It's Called *Echos Système* By Bertysolo. ;)) Feel Free To Use Shazam As Well, It's Really Convenient! Anyhow, Thanks For Reading My Comments And Actually Checked Out The Timeline! I Hope You The Best Of Luck Every Day, Peace Out. ;))
@@maxplaysgamez-sharesgaming1756 Thank u next time I'll do
In medieval times,my ancestor, cucumber,the brief was a great leader
nano more mordhau, nano send a hug to Brazil
Ah, spears. The king of the battlefield and the peasant's weapon
10:30 was the best moment I've seen so far.
Love you so much Nano....your voice, loooove iiittt, you trully deserve more subs
The hans test made me spit my tea all over the kitchen
This video has the part where nano has Big karma "I'm better than- *dies*"
11:52 the enemy doesnt know what to do fighting 2 spearsman so he went crazy and slash his own teammate
No rifle? No problem. Nano is an absolute UNIT
STAB
Hi my name is Nan-
*Instantly Dismembered and Disemboweled*
You see Peasant when wearing the mighty Templar Helmet you have a 150% of retaking the holy city and the Lady's Love the Templar uniform.
10:14 well, that was a cool block.
6:57 “It’s over Anakin I have the high ground”
7:55 THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!
Lmao this game is fucking madness
I really hope you guys upload more vids in Mordhau
Best video of yours I've seen thus far
The Lord of the rings humming is priceless
"Show me what you got!" Proceeds to get killed by me, Abdul the Destroyer
10:50
That soldier: 'Tis but a scratch
I came to this video because of Pietsmiet😄greetings from Germany
Thanks a lot for your videos! They're helping me to improve my english abilities.
>start video
>see horse and scrubhänder
welp, time to close it
Pretty sure your German was so bad you miswrote Zweihänder.
Nano the only youtuber I know of who gets killed by raining turds lol
I expect Medieval War Crimes to be made.
Nano: *dies by turd*
me: What a shitty way to go
-Let me see your war face!
-Sir?
-Haaans!
-AAAA!
I like the principles behind the 'hans test'
Are you part of the fight club? (Member)
Great and entertaining Video!
12:39 Obi-Wan Kanobi
9:00 to be fair, they did say "to take down the general you must first kill the horse", but they didn't specify "which" horse
Hey nano, quick fix at 5:54 , You actually gain health back when killing enemys in PvP too :)
5:36 welcome to east London m8
i lost it
7:57 THIS...
IS...
SPARTA!!!!
You think guys in big cavalry charges back in the day were thinking in the back of their mind ''this is fucking epic''