CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 2

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  • @fadedrainbow1014
    @fadedrainbow1014 3 роки тому +36

    “When your house is on fire, but the cookies are what you desire!”
    -Chips Ahoy maybe

  • @breakfast69_r8
    @breakfast69_r8 3 роки тому +322

    When you’re family is dead, but you can’t get those chips out of your head.
    -chips ahoy probably

  • @yourlocal_therianstuff05
    @yourlocal_therianstuff05 3 роки тому +39

    I laughed for 5 minutes straight after I heard the “hey what’s up guys welcome back to the hydraulic press channel” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @heh5867
    @heh5867 3 роки тому +7

    18:44 wow what a coincidence I had an ad about that song 7 minutes earlier in this video

  • @kickaboi12
    @kickaboi12 3 роки тому +6

    "How disrespectful is it when your younger sibling is taller than you"
    - Person who failed primary school

  • @_ykarcaneedits_
    @_ykarcaneedits_ 3 роки тому +33

    #Dailydoseofmemes
    Teacher: Why are you laughing?
    Me nothing
    My brain: Axeolotl

  • @levipirate8647
    @levipirate8647 3 роки тому +5

    Cooke is bathing in his own blood and has blisters all over

  • @pfosti2085
    @pfosti2085 3 роки тому +3

    This format is insanely funny :))

  • @TheOnlyBlancy
    @TheOnlyBlancy 3 роки тому +2

    List of things I hate:
    1. Ppl who abbreviate people
    2. Ppl hoo kant spel
    4. Ppl hoo kant count
    5. Lists
    6. Ppl hoo repeat themselves
    6. Ppl hoo repeat themselves
    7. Ppl hoo say "like if u agree"
    8. Ppl hoo dont understand the joke
    Like if u agree

  • @ronjosh
    @ronjosh 3 роки тому +2

    Alternative title:how to awaken your dark humor

  • @Mineifyyy
    @Mineifyyy 3 роки тому +18

    Back at it again with the memes

  • @L1M.L4M
    @L1M.L4M 3 роки тому +84

    ඞ: Hey, i heard ⅓ people are currently reading.
    ඞ: So are you reading?
    ඞි: Nah, are you?
    ඞ: No...
    ඔ ඕ

  • @ChristopherCapersJones
    @ChristopherCapersJones 2 роки тому +1

    11:50 Okay, THIS is the funniest entry of the entire video.

  • @zquie
    @zquie 3 роки тому +3

    12:06 I live in Czech Republic, are you kidding me? I've never saw that... I didn't know I can become a youtube star that easily

  • @Gino_andTonic
    @Gino_andTonic 3 роки тому +1

    6:03 that post was definitely made by some 28 year old living in their moms basement who makes out with body pillows

  • @grumpydixie1645
    @grumpydixie1645 3 роки тому +1

    0:07 there's also chocolate chips exposed to the outside so does that mean is blood is exposed to outside, also he is sitting next to a chocolate bar, does that mean he is sitting next to a bar of flesh?

  • @arandompersonwhoisdefinite6814
    @arandompersonwhoisdefinite6814 3 роки тому +1

    When the blood is trippy but you want that chippy.

  • @amyyunker9532
    @amyyunker9532 3 роки тому +1

    if the comment in the title is true then the cookie has holes in him that are continuesly bleeding and he is hiding his pain

    • @starzrvv
      @starzrvv 3 роки тому

      you deserve to go in this video.

  • @voltage6338
    @voltage6338 3 роки тому

    18:47
    Guy: ‘Dis da kind of song people wake from a coma to turn off’
    Me:’Does that include Baby Shark’

  • @jerriejoen
    @jerriejoen 3 роки тому +1

    1:39 I am the younger sibling but my older sibling didn't try to kill me but save me from killing myself when I was young. On a vacation I walked into a deep swimming Pool in a resort and my older sibling alerted my parents so I didn't die. Now I am almost as tall as she is.

  • @Mo_Mauve
    @Mo_Mauve 3 роки тому

    "when the shampoo is going into your eyes but you can't let the shower demon get you" is so relatable

  • @fluffybulletpog1924
    @fluffybulletpog1924 3 роки тому +1

    Ok guys where going to this new restaurant called the adoption center

  • @zodgilla3926
    @zodgilla3926 3 роки тому

    12:38 my reply would be "I got a unlimited supply of memes" and my friends reply would be "WTF"

  • @Eggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
    @Eggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh 3 роки тому

    “Can you stop not wanting to void your life warranty?”

  • @retrosniperrus
    @retrosniperrus 3 роки тому

    That one guy with 200iq be like

  • @SilverMSM
    @SilverMSM 3 роки тому

    When the impostor is suspicious, but the chips are delicious.

  • @sovietmonke5760
    @sovietmonke5760 3 роки тому

    5:21 I KNOW YOUR HOME ADDRESS SIR-PEWTER.

  • @jackbeauchamp6716
    @jackbeauchamp6716 3 роки тому +2

    1:21
    The amount of up-votes this has and the context made me spit out me drink!

  • @applebackh5092
    @applebackh5092 3 роки тому

    Meme at 1:34: “How disrespctful is it when a younger sibling is taller than you“
    Me who is taller than my oldest sibling and almost as tall as my mom: guess I’ll die

  • @bdx165
    @bdx165 3 роки тому +2

    Thumbnail alternative thumbnail: "I've found the new definition of bloodbath"
    #dailydoseofmemes

  • @jimmyanthony4331
    @jimmyanthony4331 3 роки тому

    The universe does not want u invade Poland it wants u to play newgrounds

  • @mooshroom3475
    @mooshroom3475 3 роки тому

    Now that's what is called "Bloodbath"

  • @homoroki
    @homoroki 3 роки тому +7

    Ah, yes. Daily dose of memes.

  • @gamieplays4807
    @gamieplays4807 3 роки тому +5

    Once I saw a kid crying because he lost his parents in the building that caught fire and I pointed to that building and said
    "The fire is there, go jump in it"

  • @FredotheNPC69
    @FredotheNPC69 3 роки тому +1

    My mom:i bought you a puppy!! : )
    Me thinking:am i suppose to eat it alive?

  • @nabongobong9155
    @nabongobong9155 3 роки тому

    Somebody: can i be an artist?
    The universe: 0:35
    Somebody: thats it, im going to conquer europe

  • @korbancline431
    @korbancline431 3 роки тому

    9:50
    the sencor for tentacle ended up saying testicle lol

  • @author-child7651
    @author-child7651 3 роки тому

    8:15 how about i bring a nokia phone *giggles evilly*

  • @amberkat8147
    @amberkat8147 3 роки тому

    The staple gun one was hilarious.

  • @MEME_GOD_
    @MEME_GOD_ 3 роки тому +1

    Proof that Reddit is a unholy place :

    • @Trickster-is1pe
      @Trickster-is1pe 3 роки тому

      i use reddit like 80% of the time so i guess so

  • @elvis5384
    @elvis5384 3 роки тому +1

    0:08 Who said it was his blood

  • @ortzialberdiazpiazu7431
    @ortzialberdiazpiazu7431 3 роки тому

    this video shows how sick some people are

  • @drewwatson3911
    @drewwatson3911 2 роки тому

    At 12:40 my response would be
    You so black you leave fingerprints on Oreos

  • @finallyfinder7840
    @finallyfinder7840 3 роки тому

    0:00
    You as Vietnam: I am already Vietnam

  • @Shorts-fb9jx
    @Shorts-fb9jx 3 роки тому

    Cursed comment: when you see your meal, make a deal.

  • @TaMarvio2129
    @TaMarvio2129 3 роки тому

    11:25
    "he's out of line but he's right!"😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @Bloodyskulls206
    @Bloodyskulls206 2 роки тому

    9:33 had me dying when I saw “spawn trap”

  • @alexanderkijatschenko8687
    @alexanderkijatschenko8687 3 роки тому

    0:40 you invade Poland but....
    THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

  • @blankspace9452
    @blankspace9452 3 роки тому

    When your life is falling apart, but the chips are making you start.
    Chips Ahoy.

  • @ethanmccorkle6693
    @ethanmccorkle6693 3 роки тому

    The deer one took me a minute but as soon as it clicked I wish it hadn’t.

  • @KD-hf2eg
    @KD-hf2eg 3 роки тому

    Me eating puthy, Everyone else at the pet store

  • @stingray748
    @stingray748 3 роки тому

    alternative title: underrated comments that should be overrated

  • @mrpresident574
    @mrpresident574 3 роки тому

    can someone tell me what should be at 14:16 in the black I do not quite understand? ( English is not my native language)

  • @نسمةرييح
    @نسمةرييح 3 роки тому +1

    in the thumbnail he is bathing in his hair.

  • @RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy
    @RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy 2 роки тому

    21:27 imma curious as to this new turn of events: dude confesses to a crime online, can that come back to bite him in the ass later? I mean, this guy literally put out there that he and his crew were the perpetrators of what is either an open investigation or a cold case, i want to know if he got busted.

  • @ioioioioioioi
    @ioioioioioioi 3 роки тому +1

    The people who made these coments are lengends

  • @lenkakucerova7235
    @lenkakucerova7235 3 роки тому +3

    12:04 Finally, im proud of my country ✊🇨🇿

  • @shadooooooostayss
    @shadooooooostayss 3 роки тому

    2:24 OH GOD THAT WOULD BE SO TERRIBLE-

  • @k_k8490
    @k_k8490 3 роки тому +1

    Oh Shit, That Thumbnail 😂😂😂

  • @ImNextInLine
    @ImNextInLine 3 роки тому

    Me when my post is in the thumbnail: heart attack 1000

  • @pooop5512
    @pooop5512 3 роки тому

    the rtx one with the deer doesn't make sense bc rtx makes things look more real but great content

  • @tommy21469
    @tommy21469 2 роки тому

    9:49 why did he swap tentacle for testicle like bro that’s WORSE!

  • @lagineer
    @lagineer 3 роки тому

    i call my teacher mom...
    ON PURPOSE

  • @ombaaa
    @ombaaa 3 роки тому +1

    3:03 its pissing me off how he said my twice

  • @meganparisrose7311
    @meganparisrose7311 3 роки тому

    1:19 was ILLEGAL 🤣

  • @_.gumball1175
    @_.gumball1175 3 роки тому +1

    0:07 guys he is talking about bloodbath from geometry dash

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 3 роки тому

    9:11 The prefix “Kilo”, meaning thousand: Am I a joke to you?

  • @shadowlar749
    @shadowlar749 3 роки тому

    when it's time for you to die, but the chips are subline.
    chips ahoy, here for happy

  • @France688
    @France688 3 роки тому

    1:03
    He's literally bathin' in his own blood

    • @chickenburger61
      @chickenburger61 3 роки тому

      that's literally what the video said

    • @bdx165
      @bdx165 3 роки тому

      *new definition of bloodbath*

  • @Yeeterminator
    @Yeeterminator 3 роки тому

    0:35 seen that photo for a second time never knew it was a middle finger

  • @whatdoyouexpect9995
    @whatdoyouexpect9995 3 роки тому

    6:28
    Why did the voice over sounded like he would enjoy that

  • @gamingcapybara4761
    @gamingcapybara4761 3 роки тому

    r/cursed comments people:first time?

  • @ThatD1spynser
    @ThatD1spynser 3 роки тому

    I will type myself into the next corpse I find, wish me luck

  • @karenbartels2852
    @karenbartels2852 3 роки тому +4

    everyone knows kids are juicier and more stretchy the sooner it's ready the more stretchy it is dogs are harder and furrier (that's why I call myself a furry)

  • @proflorder4408
    @proflorder4408 3 роки тому

    Cursed memes: 0:23 be like ; minecraft go brr

  • @karolekpm2023
    @karolekpm2023 3 роки тому

    Me from Poland:my time has come

  • @_ykarcaneedits_
    @_ykarcaneedits_ 3 роки тому +2

    #Dailydoseofmemes
    Teacher: Why are you laughing?
    Me nothing
    My brain: Sandwitch

  • @tpsplatinum3562
    @tpsplatinum3562 3 роки тому +1

    12:34 There's laughter in slaughter

  • @Rbobloxboy
    @Rbobloxboy 3 роки тому

    4:37 how easy it is to bleach your eyes out

  • @kataraudell3766
    @kataraudell3766 3 роки тому +1

    Lmao these are the best

  • @yuuki2493
    @yuuki2493 3 роки тому

    0:38 that kinda offended me since I’m from Poland but oh well

  • @santiagomoreno8640
    @santiagomoreno8640 2 роки тому

    3:28 so, that's why i don't have freckles

  • @pan6991
    @pan6991 2 роки тому

    Actually he's bathing in someone elses blood because yes

  • @darkpheonix2759
    @darkpheonix2759 3 роки тому

    Everyone that seen the thumbnail be like: hol' up wait a minute

  • @sansationaljerry5546
    @sansationaljerry5546 3 роки тому

    7:42 they had us in the first part ngl

  • @reubenrom9986
    @reubenrom9986 3 роки тому +1

    This is legal

  • @masoniangod8458
    @masoniangod8458 3 роки тому

    The one with the Octopus grabbing the guy is in the city just west of me

  • @jotaropinochet3671
    @jotaropinochet3671 3 роки тому +1

    5:55 for those ones who aren't weebs and don't get the joke, boku no pico is literally gay

  • @ruedafb6726
    @ruedafb6726 3 роки тому

    Cursed meme: i took my ex gf wheelchair guess who came crawling back [insert scared pepe here]

  • @ssieej3820
    @ssieej3820 3 роки тому +2

    1:50 ayo jaden animations

  • @arianberbati4769
    @arianberbati4769 3 роки тому

    5:47 I actualy saw that video and that comment before lol

  • @Sillygumbal123
    @Sillygumbal123 3 роки тому

    Wait... if the cookie was bathing in his blood would that make each individual chocolate chip like a wound? Or maybe they are pimples full of blood.

  • @kzkiller9167
    @kzkiller9167 3 роки тому +1

    0:36 what the f*ck that guy have to Poland

  • @movagalbastomp
    @movagalbastomp 3 роки тому +1

    The first one is accurate

  • @djvos1787
    @djvos1787 2 роки тому +1

    1:35 Papyrus is disrespecting sans?

  • @the_umbral_god8827
    @the_umbral_god8827 Рік тому

    Wait so it's not normal to light marshmallows on fire?

  • @crimsonkraxal3798
    @crimsonkraxal3798 3 роки тому

    The first one was wrong.he was actually bathing in his melted chunks of flesh

  • @Number_1_monday_Hater
    @Number_1_monday_Hater 3 роки тому +1

    10:02 I can confirm this is true

  • @shadowflamegaming7446
    @shadowflamegaming7446 3 роки тому

    1:50 we just gonna ignore Jaiden with the cursed comment? I had to do a double-take when I saw who it was lol

  • @hazmatsquad8735
    @hazmatsquad8735 3 роки тому

    the volkswagen golf can make it to poland in one tank