42:44 when Becky reveals her infant's gender it's "cute" and "a tradition" but when i reveal my gender it's "illegal" and i am "under arreest" for "public indecency"
A high school buddy who was 23 at the time thought it was normal for a guy to expose himself in front of a beautiful woman. ☹ He didn't know you'd be arrested.
5:25 I still remember that number...back when rotary phones were still fairly common. The landline # has changed a few times over the years & have forgotten about all of them in the interim. Only that original & the current are still in memory.
Whats funny is that I always dialed me neighbour when I wanted my dad, and it would always be at midnight. I could never seem to remember my own phone number.
The McCafe' sign was a reference to the infinitely superior Chik Fil A being closed on Sunday. If you don't HAVE a Chik Fil A near you, then the McD's crispy chicken deluxe is not bad.
The ones about the fish coming out to smoke the cigarette butts, I read the alternative in a public toilet. Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the floor as the cockroaches are getting cancer from smoking them, and this variation, Please do not throw your cigarette butts in the urinal as it makes them soggy and hard to light!
I saw a sign at my pharmacy. It was suppose to say "pen is broken" but they had not left a space between pen and is. I told the male pharmacist, "It's brave to be open about such things, but this is information we neither need nor want. He looked at the sign and just started laughing. Now *THAT* is brave.
39:10 is actually not a meme but a serious sign. In many foreign middle eastern countries they don't have modern toilets and plumbing. People literally crap on the floor then wash it away with a hose or in a shower. This is the case on many middle eastern transport ships - No toilets at all only showers. Next time one is docked close to you, go enquire about it.
Here's a scary fact: The Burj Kalifa (Presently the Worlds tallest building) has *no* connection to a municipal sewer network. Everything disposed of in the building is held in tanks, then pumped out and taken away by much trucks... 🚽 You know what this means? The Burj Kalifa is the Worlds biggest portaloo! 😳
I’ve seen every sign except “If you think a mask will stop a virus from entering your body, ask yourself if your underwear stop your farts from smelling?” Yeah, it’s that smart.
The mask was meant to catch in it Most of what you exhaled or coughed, when you were having the virus, without getting ill or before getting ill yourself. You'd be spreading it, without knowing. It was just an extra tool, not a miracle worker. But if you hardly have anything to work with, you also use such tools. Guess you were 'too smart' to follow simple instructions, that didn't hurt anyone.
26:33 This looks like it came straight from a Captain Underpants type comic book. Wasn’t there a moment where one of the characters make comedy out of rearranging parts of billboard signs?
6:50- I wonder how many people actually DID strip to enter maskless, and what they did about it. Because unless the world's a saner place than I think, it's not a question of if but how many.
My thought too! You know the rule “if there’s a sign about it, then someone’s probably done it.” I gotta know if someone’s stripped at MeWow now xD might not even be anti-mask, just loving drama and attention lol
It's the similarity to the word "cunnilingus". They're afraid of being demonetised but they've taken it to an insane level, a bit like the commentary on the video 🙄
Coming from the UK - Where every council has had so many cut-backs lately at least three large ones have gone bankrupt in the last year - I need to correct 40:40 slightly... Pretty certain there's more road *left* in Byron Bay than there is anywhere in England. 😉
The “call me, I’m pregnant” sign is plain evil. They can destroy relationships, or plant distrust on some people. How people find humor in being just mean with random people makes me loose faith in humanity.
"mad science is real" * looks at the german past* *looks quite aggressively closely to the "scientists" that did "science" * hmmmm- i doubt that statement *goes on to explain why even they were scientists their science was bs and worth nothing exept the unpayable lifes it wasted for no reason *
Please help with Bills please. Clockwise from top left: Dunno, Dunno, Billy the Kid, Bill Nye, Bill Belichick, Bill Murray, Bill Cosby, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Dunno
2:29 - Truer words were never spoken! 2:54 - Sinbad? Are they still making those movies? 4:15 - Seen it before, but it always provokes a smile. 6:20 - BAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 8:53 - You are not alone, Duke, my friend. 10:50 - I wonder if anyone ever has? 12:32 - I'm not sure why, but that's so cute! (probably dangerous, though.) 15:00 - BAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 20:16 - Ain't that the truth! 22:14 - Unconditional acceptance is a beautiful thing! 32:18 - Awwwwww! So tiny and furry! 36:18 - Brilliant!
Because a great many people these days get offended by and complain about the most ridiculous, mundane things. Don't try figuring the logic out because it's freaking insane.
@@CommodoreFloopjack78 I figured that I’d rewrite your original answer in a way that apparently UA-cam doesn’t want us to- If I may- “Because a shitload of motherfuckers these days get pissed off and bitch about the most fucking ridiculous, mundane shit. Don’t try figuring the shit out because it’s fucking nuts.” There we go.
@10:58 - "I have Brians and a vajayjay. I use both." I hope she meant to say "BRAINS" like he read. Otherwise, anyone named Brian should be wary of her!
The Scottish came from Ireland so they celibrate the same holdays. Natives of Scotland r the picts. The Scvotti tribe who invaded Pictland renamed it and the Scotti came from south east Ireland. Thye took the bagpipes with them as their irish as well.
3:34 Grunkle Stan would be proud! 5:05 The failure known as Steven He got so much emotional damage that he got sent to Jesus 33:13 Grunkle Stan strikes again!
"Duck off with your halloween, shut you little cucumbers" The censorship in this video is hilariously puritanical"🤣🤣
Sign inside my local resturant:
WE PROMISE FAST SERVICE
NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES
bruh how did some mf already watch the whole thing it’s literally been less than 2 minutes
Fast playback?
They Skipped The Video.
Bro stopped time prob
⏱
IShowSpeed: *am I a joke to you?*
@Ukraine countryball wdym??
I need an odd sounding man with me all day to read signs to me that are in my native language.
While mispronouncing many of the words.
How much are you willing to pay? I might be interested.
@@TikeMyson69 Would a couple crispy chicken sandwiches be enough?
I turn the sound off whenever I hear that voice. Video is still funny.
That's a computer, not an "odd-sounding" man.
This video is garbage.
We once sold an old fashioned birdcage in our charity shop with 'Sorry, no dead parrot.' on it.
The "welcome to our ool" sign has been around for a while- I remember seeing that 20 years ago
42:44 when Becky reveals her infant's gender it's "cute" and "a tradition" but when i reveal my gender it's "illegal" and i am "under arreest" for "public indecency"
I hate it when that happens!
A high school buddy who was 23 at the time thought it was normal for a guy to expose himself in front of a beautiful woman. ☹ He didn't know you'd be arrested.
🤣
Clearly you're "that uncle".
When one door shuts - another slams in your face!!
5:25 I still remember that number...back when rotary phones were still fairly common. The landline # has changed a few times over the years & have forgotten about all of them in the interim. Only that original & the current are still in memory.
Whats funny is that I always dialed me neighbour when I wanted my dad, and it would always be at midnight. I could never seem to remember my own phone number.
5:16 Fine, I'll do Pepsi in the bathroom. On second thought, I'll do Fanta instead. I wanna feel fantastic.
Some of these were actually good! But my favorite one was about a dog seeing a k-9 and thinking police! 😂😂😂
"The throwing of stones at this notice is prohibited".
Thank you for bringing joy to a grey day, couldn't stop laughing.
That sign that said "your GPS is wrong, turn around" is because if you keep going, you'll end up going off a cliff
Great stuff. Hint: the annoying computer voice is not necessary, turn off the sound all the signs can be read fine. Homing pigeon one is best.
just mute the audio if you wish to not have it. some people enjoy it, and muting is a feature so people of both worlds may enjoy this video.
1:44 That’s a bad business move! They should give a fee for removing the chips from the chips.
They may not be real cakes, but with enough Cool Whip and Hershey's syrup, they're really not so bad.
Why are you pronouncing the h in whip?
@@michaelkowal3230 Why are you pronouncing the y in hershey's?
Eat enough of them and you'll be pronounced D.O.A.
😝😝🤤💀
The McCafe' sign was a reference to the infinitely superior Chik Fil A being closed on Sunday. If you don't HAVE a Chik Fil A near you, then the McD's crispy chicken deluxe is not bad.
I empathize with the guy whose wife is still in the store.
7:44 no smoking dogs (LOL😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you so scared of being de-montetized you have to mangle half the words?
For real!
It's AI dude
Not the fast food places arguing 💀
The ones about the fish coming out to smoke the cigarette butts, I read the alternative in a public toilet.
Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the floor as the cockroaches are getting cancer from smoking them,
and this variation,
Please do not throw your cigarette butts in the urinal as it makes them soggy and hard to light!
I saw a sign at my pharmacy. It was suppose to say "pen is broken" but they had not left a space between pen and is.
I told the male pharmacist, "It's brave to be open about such things, but this is information we neither need nor want.
He looked at the sign and just started laughing. Now *THAT* is brave.
27:59 this is what i want to say whenever working retail.
The robot narrator's mispronunciations actually make it a little funnier!
Sadly we do celebrate Halloween here in Oz. Its ALL about merchandising
Welcome to American corporate crap . We ship to every country on earth , even the ones we are at war with and even under extreme embargo .
What if you shout "I am a squirrel. hehehe" in a really high falsetto?
39:10 is actually not a meme but a serious sign. In many foreign middle eastern countries they don't have modern toilets and plumbing. People literally crap on the floor then wash it away with a hose or in a shower. This is the case on many middle eastern transport ships - No toilets at all only showers. Next time one is docked close to you, go enquire about it.
Here's a scary fact: The Burj Kalifa (Presently the Worlds tallest building) has *no* connection to a municipal sewer network. Everything disposed of in the building is held in tanks, then pumped out and taken away by much trucks... 🚽
You know what this means? The Burj Kalifa is the Worlds biggest portaloo! 😳
3:29 - “…The same thing we do every night, Pinky!”
I’ve seen every sign except “If you think a mask will stop a virus from entering your body, ask yourself if your underwear stop your farts from smelling?” Yeah, it’s that smart.
The mask was meant to catch in it Most of what you exhaled or coughed, when you were having the virus, without getting ill or before getting ill yourself. You'd be spreading it, without knowing. It was just an extra tool, not a miracle worker. But if you hardly have anything to work with, you also use such tools.
Guess you were 'too smart' to follow simple instructions, that didn't hurt anyone.
21:57 “te-KWILL-uh” 😂
To all squirrels stop stealing Keith's lunch
26:33
This looks like it came straight from a Captain Underpants type comic book. Wasn’t there a moment where one of the characters make comedy out of rearranging parts of billboard signs?
4:50
I get with Halloween and Christmas, cuz they're only about a month ish apart, but really??!! 🛑
1:42 - So, this place changes one pound 90 for an empty plate?
9:48 ok you have just been redeemed🤣
6:50- I wonder how many people actually DID strip to enter maskless, and what they did about it. Because unless the world's a saner place than I think, it's not a question of if but how many.
My thought too! You know the rule “if there’s a sign about it, then someone’s probably done it.”
I gotta know if someone’s stripped at MeWow now xD
might not even be anti-mask, just loving drama and attention lol
@@Norinia "Close the barn door *after* the horse has flown the coupe " ?
Snoop dog always looks happy and squinty eyed when photographed with a joint in his hand, bahahahaha!
12:31... This wasn't here yesterday. MOM! Is that you?
A chip without a chip is a whole chip.
Non-broken chips.
the signage at 15:03 is in my hometown...lol I had to go back and pause...funny
Hi again, its me. The guy who uploaded the sign thats at 1:41 and now on the thumbnail. Hope you're well!
31:22 Good grief! What is wrong with the word "hot" that requires it to be censored?
It's the similarity to the word "cunnilingus". They're afraid of being demonetised but they've taken it to an insane level, a bit like the commentary on the video 🙄
I think it's very decent of you to give the narrators job to someone who can't really speak English.
It's a computer.
@@jovetj Really? Well that explains all the idiotic misproprouncements
That fact that chips with no chips has a price!
🤣🤣🤣
That sign is in UK Sterling. Here in the UK, *everything* has a price... 🐟🔞😉
0:41 “Sam-Song”
If you need help EVER, you don't BELONG in the self-checkout.
Coming from the UK - Where every council has had so many cut-backs lately at least three large ones have gone bankrupt in the last year - I need to correct 40:40 slightly...
Pretty certain there's more road *left* in Byron Bay than there is anywhere in England. 😉
17:55 Hopefully not the kind where opening the drawer pulls the fuse & makes it go boom.
Smoskiing dogs for smoking dogs🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:41 Wrong way around. Should read:
1) Divorce
2) Bankruptcy
3) Liquor
Marriage Vowels : "...Til *debt* do us part...."
5:48 I keep seeing this one making the rounds. This was my mom, and I was the kitchen cleaner. Still a banger meme tho
Some of these were really good...and true lol
Some of them are very wise.
7:47 same
15:00 i mean you're not wrong there are Crocs and they seem lethal
3:31 (insert pinky and the brain reference here)
4:13 that's my local airport and that's MSP for you
Long time since I laughed out loud by myself. :o)
@2:08 This should be taught in every Jr High School in the US.
1:40 That's chips with or without a side of chips
95% humor removed and replaced with censorship and ai voice. Muting/blocking the word finger sent me packing.
The “call me, I’m pregnant” sign is plain evil. They can destroy relationships, or plant distrust on some people.
How people find humor in being just mean with random people makes me loose faith in humanity.
4:23 This is my "father"!
"mad science is real"
* looks at the german past*
*looks quite aggressively closely to the "scientists" that did "science" *
hmmmm- i doubt that statement
*goes on to explain why even they were scientists their science was bs and worth nothing exept the unpayable lifes it wasted for no reason *
Please help with Bills please.
Clockwise from top left: Dunno, Dunno, Billy the Kid, Bill Nye, Bill Belichick, Bill Murray, Bill Cosby, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Dunno
OK, I want the sign at 5:02 for my house, for reals. Where is it and how can I obtain one?
4:45 - dairy queen be like in texas
My Hill Country cousin refers to D.Q.s as,
"Texas Stop Signs".
If you buy chips WITH chips, that's a double serving of chips for just 50 cents more. I will have the chips WITH chips.
9:41 im in algebra and I'm totally going to do this 😂
Never mind my teacher already hear the joke 😭
2:29 - Truer words were never spoken!
2:54 - Sinbad? Are they still making those movies?
4:15 - Seen it before, but it always provokes a smile.
6:20 - BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
8:53 - You are not alone, Duke, my friend.
10:50 - I wonder if anyone ever has?
12:32 - I'm not sure why, but that's so cute! (probably dangerous, though.)
15:00 - BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
20:16 - Ain't that the truth!
22:14 - Unconditional acceptance is a beautiful thing!
32:18 - Awwwwww! So tiny and furry!
36:18 - Brilliant!
1:42 who tried to order chips without chips I know that's why it's up there
Why are harmless words like fart or smoking be cencored?
Because a great many people these days get offended by and complain about the most ridiculous, mundane things. Don't try figuring the logic out because it's freaking insane.
@@CommodoreFloopjack78 I figured that I’d rewrite your original answer in a way that apparently UA-cam doesn’t want us to- If I may-
“Because a shitload of motherfuckers these days get pissed off and bitch about the most fucking ridiculous, mundane shit. Don’t try figuring the shit out because it’s fucking nuts.” There we go.
Because if someone read the word "smoking" or "suicide" they would be compelled to run out and do it
Get a real person to read these. AI can't rule the world at this rate. Don't ask me if I'm a robot anymore.
That looks like it's normal size
10:56 Billie Eilish 🤣
Wow, such an original name for a channel! I wonder where I have heard something like it from?
There's 4 more just like it. They all steal pics from the same sources, so why not steal the name too?
Seriously - every time I hear darts instead of farts I throw up in my mouth a little bit.
16:20 When I was in High School was a kid driving in the rain ... ran into a "Slippery When Wet" sign
I think the Chips with Chips is probably a better deal!
42:54 Which hour is it *not* ?
That's when I'll be sure to do all my mugging there !
(LOL)
Okay, the AI is funnier than the signs!
33:12 EXACTLY!
27:02... My adult daughter is "passive-aggressive"??? I need to find a way to send this to her.
2:25 the first one to make me laugh
@10:58 - "I have Brians and a vajayjay. I use both." I hope she meant to say "BRAINS" like he read. Otherwise, anyone named Brian should be wary of her!
Very good!
You won’t need a warning for leopards they’ll do it themselves.
The sign at 1:53 says 2+ hours not 24.
the Covid ones havent aged well.
"If no wear mask... Then no other clothes" "it's all or nothing..."
LOL
that music
7:00 I bet the creator of these compilations still wears a mask 🤣
25:42 That's a Mimic!
Why is smoking pronounced snow skiing? And what's with changing testicles to tentacles?? Ejected is repopulated?? WTH?
censoring
28:49 I honestly hoped it worked that way. Can I exchange this screaming flesh mound (my sibling) for a plasma tv?
"Chips without chips" aka, "cover charge."
But Halloween isn’t American it was a Samhain holiday from the Scottish and Irish
The Scottish came from Ireland so they celibrate the same holdays. Natives of Scotland r the picts.
The Scvotti tribe who invaded Pictland renamed it and the Scotti came from south east Ireland. Thye took the bagpipes with them as their irish as well.
We steal all our holidays! But we celebrate them the best
Microsquash Sam... Soi soi soi soi...
3:34
Grunkle Stan would be proud!
5:05
The failure known as Steven He got so much emotional damage that he got sent to Jesus
33:13
Grunkle Stan strikes again!