This "snow skiing" euphemism is an interesting concept. -Cigars- Snowboard -Cigarettes- Snow skis -Pack of smokes- Pair of skis -Lighter- Ski poles -Lung cancer- Avalanche
the last book i read was "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein i am now afraid of sidwalks i don't want to be assassinated where the sidwalk ends >:( why Shel WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THOSE POEMS SO GOOD
29:25 That one took me a second, this was what happened: Me: Wait, that doesn't make se- wait... oh. OH. *Screenshots picture to send to friend while crying of both laughter and sadness*
6:46 Then I have a black-ops team from the future (3 special-forces marines, a spy, an AI, an anthropologist, and a super-soldier with powered assault armor, plus maybe a stealth ship, two dropships with FTL capability, and a giant walker with a machine gun and lock-on missiles) coming after me… Been nice knowing you, everyone.
I’M AS DANGEROUS AS A DINOSAUR! FEAR ME! also why is the word “poop” censored?? would youtube really take a video down just because it has the word “poop”-?
You know, I thought that story about the JAV actress was true at first, but then I thought about it a bit. Spunk is thick, but it's still more liquid than solid. Unless her lungs were flooded with the stuff, which would only have happened if she were drowning in a literal swimming pool of spooge, she would have been able to cough up any that got in her windpipe.
Ah yes, -smoking- snow skiing. Love the "clean" version translations people come up with, always fun.
This "snow skiing" euphemism is an interesting concept.
-Cigars- Snowboard
-Cigarettes- Snow skis
-Pack of smokes- Pair of skis
-Lighter- Ski poles
-Lung cancer- Avalanche
@@Klabbity_Kloots I love what you did with this^^
omg kaeya
World: **War in Russia & Ukraine**
Gen Z: **chuckles** **makes memes about war**
I am atheist, but even I have to admit it's spooky that War is following Pestilence. Next comes Famine and Death.
Congratulations on hitting one million sub's. This guy really makes my day when he uploads. Thank you, you are a good man
Already ? I remember when he had less than 100k
welp im escaping dog man just fine becuase i have a fucking cat
とうこうしゃは
むだんてんのりやろう
Ah yes, the 3 GF options:
- Thick-Skinned
- Thin-Skinned
- Skinned
Thanks for putting the thumbnail first, subbed!
2:56 Of all the things "Yet" broke me.
25:09 | Belgium : *sweats a lot and start praying *
Jerusalem: **sweats profusely to the point of dehydration**
Me: This is entertaining
7:53
BRO CASUAL GEOGRAPHIC SAW THIS OMGGGG IM DYING
“Don’t have teeth. Yet.”
That took me 5 seconds but then I was like WOAAAAAHHH!!
just like how it took 5 seconds to last in tha-
@@vixster6977 🤨📸
This guy always delivers the goods 😎
0:11 "i see 4" (remote controlled bombs hidden in the oval office explode) "whoops."
6:53 Me (and my class) reading Touching Spirit Bear:
PANIK!
Congratulations on 1M. You Were and Is the Memes of my Life.
Congrats daily does for 1M
the last book i read was "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein i am now afraid of sidwalks
i don't want to be assassinated where the sidwalk ends >:( why Shel WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THOSE POEMS SO GOOD
cross the street
coward
6:53 the whole ancient Rome is coming for me (latin school book)
I have to survive an adolescent teen that’s suffering from a crippling disease stuck randomly somewhere in South America. I’m ok.
0:57 I pick random children if they are over 3
25:08
America: "Ready to have more suns dropped on you Japan?"
0:10 I see 5...
It's-a Mario!
The czechs: *looks at parts of their history*
Also the czechs at 25:07: "It's rewind time."
1 Million subs do be mighty fine doe
28:00 look at pure happiness at that boys face
Super-Scared-Of-Clowns-Man.
My boyfriend is German, hold on for a second…
gj on 1mil!
5:54 AMERICA.
13:19 Putin pudding.
1:38 ok that one got me pretty well XD
29:25 That one took me a second, this was what happened:
Me: Wait, that doesn't make se- wait... oh. OH. *Screenshots picture to send to friend while crying of both laughter and sadness*
2:48 watashi going to kill Jess
"Dies from cringe"
Slowly watching the bots reply to the comments
The fact youtube can't handle the word cancer is so amusingly stupid
john wilks booth
DAILY DOSE OF MEEMES ARE BRILLIANT
18:47 I genuinely thought he was referring to a human female lol
I just played smash bros for the 3ds and I now see the first meme.
Congrats on 1M dude. And BTW, thumbnail is applicable for a pp too lmao!
The protagonist out to kill me is a cat called fire star IMA BOUT TO EAT CAT FOR BREAKFAST lmao
14:48 lmao those comments
8:10 Michael Jackson didn't even jack his son
(Probably gonna be barraged by people spamming didn't ask) but I was there when the 0:12 happened
Didn’t ask
But still cool
8:25
"Sick it in, Vladdy Daddy"
I literally saw the 3rd one a week ago I think and I saw the same comment and was choking on my food (the 1st one was pretty cursed tho)
2:15 my first is ivan second semes and I thought it said semes so I was scared and I noticed I says sem n
1:56
DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE A...
H O L Y S H # T
17:42 - You pour more gas on them, duh.
6:52
Guess I'm getting killed by a dead person
2:48 That’s probably a serial killer
6:46
Then I have a black-ops team from the future (3 special-forces marines, a spy, an AI, an anthropologist, and a super-soldier with powered assault armor, plus maybe a stealth ship, two dropships with FTL capability, and a giant walker with a machine gun and lock-on missiles) coming after me…
Been nice knowing you, everyone.
I'm sorry, you said you had to censor the words "jew" and "fart"? What is UA-cam censorship on?
All the drugs, and also some "magic mushrooms"
17:00 im not filled with distress. we gon have a paint scraper fight
the god damn last one man, i wish i never learned english
24:30 Meeting alternate versions of myself from time periods and alternate universes.
10:40 one is 1000iq moment
The thumbnail makes me nostalgic for the Smash 4 days.
Me who waiting that reporter frog do report me
Idk some disabilities I understand but others are a no go.
14:05 Bro unlocked a reverse sharingan
6:44 just started Dante's The Inferno
9:45: i want ready for that🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:36 what is that video?
:10 The best choice out of the GF options is none my hobbies are the love of my life
I’M AS DANGEROUS AS A DINOSAUR! FEAR ME!
also why is the word “poop” censored?? would youtube really take a video down just because it has the word “poop”-?
0:12 I see 5. Thick, thin, none, disabled and smash bros.
You know, I thought that story about the JAV actress was true at first, but then I thought about it a bit. Spunk is thick, but it's still more liquid than solid. Unless her lungs were flooded with the stuff, which would only have happened if she were drowning in a literal swimming pool of spooge, she would have been able to cough up any that got in her windpipe.
14:06 well of course that failed it’s clearly a lime
18:21
I REALLY needed context until the comment.
Your pet dies. OR 10 random ppl die
Me: Which Pet?
*owns a zoo*
23:13
isnt that a russian game?
Welcome to Bosnia
6:44 The fuck is a 12-year-old kid gonna do
12:20 BRUH ukraine is litterally did that for EIGHT YEARS
12:02 if you cant beat them join them
6:50 the last book i read was misery by stephen king, spoiler alert i dont think a man with a foot and a thumb missing can do much
God bless Reporter Pete lol
4:50 No. It's a hit hit and run.
8:53 school's dismissed early
That lemon looks awful green
2:42 *Vietnam flashbacks*
Accidentally sharpen the pencil too much and And now looks like a sword
26:30 So I name it "Brownie"? That'd actually be a cute name tho...
20:27 not something you want to hear when you get prostate exam
Where is my tv commentary pepe
29:20
where 035?
7:20 as a furry, agree to all 3 of them
6:47 Im gonna have to fight a lawyer that can shoot guns, a roudy 8 yr old, and her 13 yr old brother
0:56 whos is agree with it?
Easy.
0:52 oh heeeey its onlyjayus
11:13 lol I had to use that and it was terrifying
I saw the onlyjayus one live
"THE PROTAGONIST OF THE BOOK YOU LAST READ IS OUT TO KILL YOU. DO YOU SURVIVE?" *me whi just read it* well... shi-
26:15
Rhythm heaven
9:10 its supposed to open and swallow things whole like an anoconda
10:05 last time I looked, the Ukrainian president, was hiding in a bunker, not fighting on the battlefield....
What kind of monsters would choose pet 0:55
16:50
16:46 savage
16:53
24:40
Some weird censorship on these videos.
0:12 i see a 5 option men
It’s actually VERY FUNNY AHAHAHA
8:33 Facts. It’s actually true