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  • @Brightly-Colored_Goth
    @Brightly-Colored_Goth 2 роки тому +66

    Ah yes, -smoking- snow skiing. Love the "clean" version translations people come up with, always fun.

    • @Klabbity_Kloots
      @Klabbity_Kloots 2 роки тому +14

      This "snow skiing" euphemism is an interesting concept.
      -Cigars- Snowboard
      -Cigarettes- Snow skis
      -Pack of smokes- Pair of skis
      -Lighter- Ski poles
      -Lung cancer- Avalanche

    • @Brightly-Colored_Goth
      @Brightly-Colored_Goth 2 роки тому +5

      @@Klabbity_Kloots I love what you did with this^^

    • @shominamimoto7137
      @shominamimoto7137 2 роки тому

      omg kaeya

  • @emmanuelbanzonproductions3358
    @emmanuelbanzonproductions3358 2 роки тому +35

    World: **War in Russia & Ukraine**
    Gen Z: **chuckles** **makes memes about war**

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 2 роки тому +1

      I am atheist, but even I have to admit it's spooky that War is following Pestilence. Next comes Famine and Death.

  • @あこ-u9o
    @あこ-u9o 2 роки тому +60

    Congratulations on hitting one million sub's. This guy really makes my day when he uploads. Thank you, you are a good man

  • @Klabbity_Kloots
    @Klabbity_Kloots 2 роки тому +11

    Ah yes, the 3 GF options:
    - Thick-Skinned
    - Thin-Skinned
    - Skinned

  • @Nova-bv5qb
    @Nova-bv5qb 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for putting the thumbnail first, subbed!

  • @planetfall5056
    @planetfall5056 2 роки тому +1

    2:56 Of all the things "Yet" broke me.

  • @TotallyNotSpyro
    @TotallyNotSpyro 2 роки тому +9

    25:09 | Belgium : *sweats a lot and start praying *

    • @Starfeather_19
      @Starfeather_19 2 роки тому +1

      Jerusalem: **sweats profusely to the point of dehydration**

    • @Jason_Nighthawk
      @Jason_Nighthawk 2 роки тому

      Me: This is entertaining

  • @hushfur
    @hushfur 2 роки тому +2

    7:53
    BRO CASUAL GEOGRAPHIC SAW THIS OMGGGG IM DYING

  • @beastdynasty6221
    @beastdynasty6221 2 роки тому +13

    “Don’t have teeth. Yet.”
    That took me 5 seconds but then I was like WOAAAAAHHH!!

  • @tehdogefather6546
    @tehdogefather6546 2 роки тому +19

    This guy always delivers the goods 😎

  • @FateAbridger_Ppg
    @FateAbridger_Ppg Рік тому

    0:11 "i see 4" (remote controlled bombs hidden in the oval office explode) "whoops."

  • @captainpolar2343
    @captainpolar2343 2 роки тому +1

    6:53 Me (and my class) reading Touching Spirit Bear:
    PANIK!

  • @BelgianBrexit
    @BelgianBrexit 2 роки тому +19

    Congratulations on 1M. You Were and Is the Memes of my Life.

  • @bananaknox3861
    @bananaknox3861 2 роки тому +7

    Congrats daily does for 1M

  • @zanegames2849
    @zanegames2849 2 роки тому +4

    the last book i read was "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein i am now afraid of sidwalks
    i don't want to be assassinated where the sidwalk ends >:( why Shel WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THOSE POEMS SO GOOD

  • @isacocca3187
    @isacocca3187 2 роки тому +6

    6:53 the whole ancient Rome is coming for me (latin school book)

    • @keylimepie3602
      @keylimepie3602 2 роки тому +1

      I have to survive an adolescent teen that’s suffering from a crippling disease stuck randomly somewhere in South America. I’m ok.

  • @dominicanemperor28
    @dominicanemperor28 2 роки тому +1

    0:57 I pick random children if they are over 3

  • @mhamultiverseguardnovember1467
    @mhamultiverseguardnovember1467 2 роки тому

    25:08
    America: "Ready to have more suns dropped on you Japan?"

  • @amratashbaghel6628
    @amratashbaghel6628 2 роки тому +2

    0:10 I see 5...
    It's-a Mario!

  • @filipnovotny4918
    @filipnovotny4918 2 роки тому +3

    The czechs: *looks at parts of their history*
    Also the czechs at 25:07: "It's rewind time."

  • @Builder_NoobYT
    @Builder_NoobYT 2 роки тому +3

    1 Million subs do be mighty fine doe

  • @demiurge5463
    @demiurge5463 2 роки тому +3

    28:00 look at pure happiness at that boys face

  • @thedevil2325
    @thedevil2325 2 роки тому +1

    Super-Scared-Of-Clowns-Man.

  • @Griffin050A1t
    @Griffin050A1t 2 роки тому +1

    My boyfriend is German, hold on for a second…

  • @SandshrewEnthu1
    @SandshrewEnthu1 2 роки тому +1

    gj on 1mil!

  • @worldssmallestdestron7819
    @worldssmallestdestron7819 2 роки тому +4

    5:54 AMERICA.
    13:19 Putin pudding.

  • @itzdubstep1265
    @itzdubstep1265 2 роки тому +3

    1:38 ok that one got me pretty well XD

  • @thegamingcow5072
    @thegamingcow5072 2 роки тому +3

    29:25 That one took me a second, this was what happened:
    Me: Wait, that doesn't make se- wait... oh. OH. *Screenshots picture to send to friend while crying of both laughter and sadness*

  • @jyawshter
    @jyawshter 2 роки тому +12

    2:48 watashi going to kill Jess

  • @Strawb3rry5hortcake
    @Strawb3rry5hortcake 2 роки тому +2

    Slowly watching the bots reply to the comments

  • @TheGreatAndMightyGoBo
    @TheGreatAndMightyGoBo 2 роки тому

    The fact youtube can't handle the word cancer is so amusingly stupid

  • @Hadrianaudio7
    @Hadrianaudio7 2 роки тому +1

    john wilks booth

  • @strangecolouredbird
    @strangecolouredbird 2 роки тому +11

    DAILY DOSE OF MEEMES ARE BRILLIANT

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 2 роки тому +1

    18:47 I genuinely thought he was referring to a human female lol

  • @caleb6958
    @caleb6958 2 роки тому +3

    I just played smash bros for the 3ds and I now see the first meme.

  • @aryadeeproy3715
    @aryadeeproy3715 2 роки тому +3

    Congrats on 1M dude. And BTW, thumbnail is applicable for a pp too lmao!

  • @eclipse_stxr9353
    @eclipse_stxr9353 2 роки тому

    The protagonist out to kill me is a cat called fire star IMA BOUT TO EAT CAT FOR BREAKFAST lmao

  • @Life-Sky
    @Life-Sky 2 роки тому +1

    14:48 lmao those comments

  • @amratashbaghel6628
    @amratashbaghel6628 2 роки тому +2

    8:10 Michael Jackson didn't even jack his son

  • @toeseater2855
    @toeseater2855 2 роки тому +2

    (Probably gonna be barraged by people spamming didn't ask) but I was there when the 0:12 happened

  • @PeterTheBoredOne
    @PeterTheBoredOne 2 роки тому

    8:25
    "Sick it in, Vladdy Daddy"

  • @Balljiggler.247
    @Balljiggler.247 2 роки тому +2

    I literally saw the 3rd one a week ago I think and I saw the same comment and was choking on my food (the 1st one was pretty cursed tho)

  • @red_shooter69420
    @red_shooter69420 2 роки тому +4

    2:15 my first is ivan second semes and I thought it said semes so I was scared and I noticed I says sem n

  • @Apotheris
    @Apotheris 2 роки тому +1

    1:56
    DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE A...
    H O L Y S H # T

  • @southernflatland
    @southernflatland 2 роки тому

    17:42 - You pour more gas on them, duh.

  • @505_Fei
    @505_Fei 2 роки тому +1

    6:52
    Guess I'm getting killed by a dead person

  • @Joetino
    @Joetino Місяць тому

    2:48 That’s probably a serial killer

  • @blademaster2390
    @blademaster2390 2 роки тому +1

    6:46
    Then I have a black-ops team from the future (3 special-forces marines, a spy, an AI, an anthropologist, and a super-soldier with powered assault armor, plus maybe a stealth ship, two dropships with FTL capability, and a giant walker with a machine gun and lock-on missiles) coming after me…
    Been nice knowing you, everyone.

  • @Klabbity_Kloots
    @Klabbity_Kloots 2 роки тому +1

    I'm sorry, you said you had to censor the words "jew" and "fart"? What is UA-cam censorship on?

    • @Starfeather_19
      @Starfeather_19 2 роки тому +1

      All the drugs, and also some "magic mushrooms"

  • @ElementEarth100
    @ElementEarth100 2 роки тому

    17:00 im not filled with distress. we gon have a paint scraper fight

  • @Nigersaurus069
    @Nigersaurus069 2 роки тому

    the god damn last one man, i wish i never learned english

  • @danninmatthews5640
    @danninmatthews5640 2 роки тому +1

    24:30 Meeting alternate versions of myself from time periods and alternate universes.

  • @xenodragon2168
    @xenodragon2168 2 роки тому +2

    10:40 one is 1000iq moment

  • @tibby4503
    @tibby4503 2 роки тому +1

    The thumbnail makes me nostalgic for the Smash 4 days.

  • @lhe5793
    @lhe5793 2 роки тому +1

    Me who waiting that reporter frog do report me

  • @potatokitty
    @potatokitty 2 роки тому +2

    Idk some disabilities I understand but others are a no go.

  • @PeterTheBoredOne
    @PeterTheBoredOne 2 роки тому

    14:05 Bro unlocked a reverse sharingan

  • @Awestinbradford5069
    @Awestinbradford5069 2 роки тому +1

    6:44 just started Dante's The Inferno

  • @rasalhewage7404
    @rasalhewage7404 2 роки тому

    9:45: i want ready for that🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackwhite8020
    @jackwhite8020 2 роки тому

    4:36 what is that video?

  • @ryanarthur5035
    @ryanarthur5035 2 роки тому +3

    :10 The best choice out of the GF options is none my hobbies are the love of my life

  • @remarkablyshinydoorknob
    @remarkablyshinydoorknob 2 роки тому

    I’M AS DANGEROUS AS A DINOSAUR! FEAR ME!
    also why is the word “poop” censored?? would youtube really take a video down just because it has the word “poop”-?

  • @Butterstheholycat
    @Butterstheholycat 2 роки тому

    0:12 I see 5. Thick, thin, none, disabled and smash bros.

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS 2 роки тому

    You know, I thought that story about the JAV actress was true at first, but then I thought about it a bit. Spunk is thick, but it's still more liquid than solid. Unless her lungs were flooded with the stuff, which would only have happened if she were drowning in a literal swimming pool of spooge, she would have been able to cough up any that got in her windpipe.

  • @minaashido518
    @minaashido518 Рік тому

    14:06 well of course that failed it’s clearly a lime

  • @thegamingsnail5119
    @thegamingsnail5119 2 роки тому +1

    18:21
    I REALLY needed context until the comment.

  • @cat89133
    @cat89133 2 роки тому +1

    Your pet dies. OR 10 random ppl die
    Me: Which Pet?

    • @74wf
      @74wf 2 роки тому

      *owns a zoo*

  • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
    @Dr_Doctor_Lee 2 роки тому +3

    23:13
    isnt that a russian game?

  • @محمدالسعيدالدماطي-غ2ه

    6:44 The fuck is a 12-year-old kid gonna do

  • @3BM70
    @3BM70 2 роки тому +1

    12:20 BRUH ukraine is litterally did that for EIGHT YEARS

  • @heavymetal3264
    @heavymetal3264 2 роки тому +1

    12:02 if you cant beat them join them

  • @tiptoptom8497
    @tiptoptom8497 2 роки тому

    6:50 the last book i read was misery by stephen king, spoiler alert i dont think a man with a foot and a thumb missing can do much

  • @mrcleanswifeymrcleanswifey843
    @mrcleanswifeymrcleanswifey843 2 роки тому

    God bless Reporter Pete lol

  • @kycadajones708
    @kycadajones708 2 роки тому

    4:50 No. It's a hit hit and run.

  • @rhys4792
    @rhys4792 2 роки тому

    8:53 school's dismissed early

  • @cam3llia__
    @cam3llia__ 2 роки тому

    That lemon looks awful green

  • @Cantaloupe-no69qe
    @Cantaloupe-no69qe 2 роки тому

    2:42 *Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @cocothepom-pom9143
    @cocothepom-pom9143 2 роки тому

    Accidentally sharpen the pencil too much and And now looks like a sword

  • @scarlettehong3399
    @scarlettehong3399 2 роки тому

    26:30 So I name it "Brownie"? That'd actually be a cute name tho...

  • @justmememe
    @justmememe 2 роки тому

    20:27 not something you want to hear when you get prostate exam

  • @Charlescarder
    @Charlescarder 2 роки тому +1

    Where is my tv commentary pepe

  • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
    @Dr_Doctor_Lee 2 роки тому +1

    29:20
    where 035?

  • @mOwOterboat
    @mOwOterboat 2 роки тому +3

    7:20 as a furry, agree to all 3 of them

  • @flaretheartist
    @flaretheartist 2 роки тому +3

    6:47 Im gonna have to fight a lawyer that can shoot guns, a roudy 8 yr old, and her 13 yr old brother

  • @WinterDHX
    @WinterDHX 2 роки тому +1

    0:56 whos is agree with it?

  • @peacefultime3244
    @peacefultime3244 2 роки тому

    0:52 oh heeeey its onlyjayus

  • @blurryphan7578
    @blurryphan7578 2 роки тому

    11:13 lol I had to use that and it was terrifying

  • @acemcsandwich1949
    @acemcsandwich1949 2 роки тому +1

    I saw the onlyjayus one live

  • @waffle_the_axolotl
    @waffle_the_axolotl 2 роки тому

    "THE PROTAGONIST OF THE BOOK YOU LAST READ IS OUT TO KILL YOU. DO YOU SURVIVE?" *me whi just read it* well... shi-

  • @maxwellmegagamer8535
    @maxwellmegagamer8535 2 роки тому +1

    26:15
    Rhythm heaven

  • @TechGuy.
    @TechGuy. 2 роки тому

    9:10 its supposed to open and swallow things whole like an anoconda

  • @tredershorts
    @tredershorts 2 роки тому

    10:05 last time I looked, the Ukrainian president, was hiding in a bunker, not fighting on the battlefield....

  • @minaashido518
    @minaashido518 Рік тому

    What kind of monsters would choose pet 0:55

  • @gabrielsfilms2086
    @gabrielsfilms2086 2 роки тому +2

    16:50

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 2 роки тому +1

    16:46 savage

  • @patiencereeves6535
    @patiencereeves6535 2 роки тому +1

    16:53

  • @RazyrDiarmait
    @RazyrDiarmait 2 роки тому

    Some weird censorship on these videos.

  • @Sekczion
    @Sekczion 2 роки тому

    0:12 i see a 5 option men

  • @hiamelshazly862
    @hiamelshazly862 2 роки тому +3

    It’s actually VERY FUNNY AHAHAHA

  • @ExDixionconderoga
    @ExDixionconderoga 2 роки тому

    8:33 Facts. It’s actually true