Especially today lol Guess what? North Korea launched a missile over Japan today And this is my first time watching this video, therefore I am right that UA-cam does weird things in the recommendations
@@un_vex4936 Whatever your prob just some insecure person trying to make yourself feel better by trying to make other people feel bad BTW I don't care what you think about my sexuilty I did not ask for your opinion and I don't feel bad no matter what people say about me on the internet have a great day
Not my fault that I'm still a virgin. Her fault that she wasn't drunk enough. (This comment should not trigger or offend anyone as the title of the video itself is 'Cursed Comments' and I think this is one hell of a cursed comment. Even tho I didn't mean anything by commenting this, random ppl are coming in and saying that this is offensive but look at the title of the video, this is just another picture in the album of cursed comments. Try to understand ppl.) Regards - Mr. Swan
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6:07 i stopped using my horn atg pedestrians, they just turn arround and get angry, and rarely ever step away. Instead, since i have a manual, i just push it out of the gear and slam the gas pedal (since im not in any gear, car wont accelerate), and then everyone on the road just jumps away, and anyone outside of the road turns arround. Just be sure to push the shifter out of the gear before you do this, and i dont think it works with automatics.
1:49 Crabs are scavenger hunters for food like sea animals like fish and whales, but when mr krabs saw pearl with her dead mom. Instead of cooking her and her mother he decided to raise pearl and kill her off when shes 18.
19:13 I WAS ON REDDIT YESTERDAY AND I FOUND THAT COMMENT! It was on a post on r/teenagers "Boys, what are some question you have for girls but are too embarrassed to ask?"
@@Shorts-fb9jx I know, I was just surprised and excited, that's all. I'm sure you would have reacted the exact same way. And guess what? I didn't ask if anyone asked. Have a good day, sir.
The first meme is a masterpeice indeed
Yep
*/Jazz Music Stops*
*holy music stops*
HUD theme starts playing
*holy music stops*
The "keep bragging and we'll send another missile" got me
Especially today lol
Guess what?
North Korea launched a missile over Japan today
And this is my first time watching this video, therefore I am right that UA-cam does weird things in the recommendations
@@RealMysticalMan north korea: w-we were just t-t-testing!
"What movie would be the weirdest if it had ... scenes
Me: Barney the dinosaur, my little pony, a documentary. Is that wierd enough?
EWW A BI
@@un_vex4936 Whatever your prob just some insecure person trying to make yourself feel better by trying to make other people feel bad BTW I don't care what you think about my sexuilty I did not ask for your opinion and I don't feel bad no matter what people say about me on the internet have a great day
*le gasp* OMG A FELLOW LGBTQ+ PERSON (I'm Pansexual)
@Z3NC0R3 I've seen ducks doing it in a documentary just because it already happened doesn't mean I'm changing my answer because it IS wierd
@@cats1375 they never said you should change it, chill-
Fun fact: This guy censors everything else no other memer does
yeah and it sucks
"Hello i like money"
dude nice profile pic that dude was beter at blowing shit up than the death star
Your aren't wrong there we got "covid" and you hear "cupid" instead
whats wrong with that? he’s just saving money
#dailydoseofmemes
Me: throws my mouse on the ground because i lost
Everybody else at the pet race:
😳
Why is my mouse bleeding
Ok,wait wut
🙀😼
@@NO-jk3fp did you go get help with it at the tech shop
Fun Fact: Nobody has watched the video to the end "yet"
Edit: I said this when the video was just released please understand :)
Fun fact: When you write fun fact people will read the whole thing
ua-cam.com/video/uz6DyuPOxaI/v-deo.html
@@mr_monkey6766 God damn it
Me in 1.5 speed: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Fun fact :I watched
me: eat all sweets from the table*
everyone in the operating room:
#dailydoseofmemes
ayo what
Skittles are crunchier than i remeber, hmm..
they like:o - o '''
holy shit
@@augussy6969 just a dose of sugar, nothing personal
''An adult and a kid would laugh at this for diffrent reasons''
SO TRUE THO 😂
“Money can’t buy happiness”
Me who knows you can buy Minecraft: LIAR!
Salute to u
The first meme is so true, and I understand both reasons.
This is a teenager references i see
Same
1:09 he said wrong answers only bro
Not my fault that I'm still a virgin. Her fault that she wasn't drunk enough.
(This comment should not trigger or offend anyone as the title of the video itself is 'Cursed Comments' and I think this is one hell of a cursed comment. Even tho I didn't mean anything by commenting this, random ppl are coming in and saying that this is offensive but look at the title of the video, this is just another picture in the album of cursed comments. Try to understand ppl.)
Regards - Mr. Swan
What
Why
I’m pretty sure that’s r@pe………
Sure because r@pe which actually effects someone’s life is hilarious.
*W H A T T H E*
That social distancing meme is how society is actually supposed to be 🤔😉😁
This is the super power meme.
My power would be to not fail at any thing OR not have a side affect at all.
You can only use your power 4 times a week
@@noise3894 My second one would not have that.
what about me... guys? somebody here?
I think more kids would understand this than adults nowadays.🤣🤣
y e s
It's sad but true
Fricking love how they have to censor out covid
They censored out adult for a bit in the first meme too
I tried nicknaming a koffing in Pokémon shield COVID, but it didn’t let me
And adults
And I thought i was safe from SARS
5:00 as a Transformers fan, this is my favorite meme.
1:09
"I said wrong answers only! "
This guy... will never out of idea. Brilliant👏🏻
That's because he just goes to reddit and puts posts he sees in the video
Ouh....
@@botbob288 Ouch🤣🤣
I dont think that any of these memes are his, like, they are all from reddit. You know?
Dont worry. Redditors are used to it by now
Everybody else: laughing at the memes
Me for some reason: What the hell does NSWF mean at 0:10... My guys english is ded.
0:09 only who watched the entire episode are true fans
I watched the full episode
What the episode
I did l9l
@@Joemama-tk6dh Teen Titans Go Justice Leauge idk
@@Joemama-tk6dh 2nd talent show one
On the 1st one is it weird how I’m laughing for the adult reason
If you had to describe your sex life with a star wars quote what would it be?
It's over Anakin I have the high ground
4:16
just say my superpower is having no side effect
Or say “I get to choose my side effect”
Then your side effect is that you have super speed.
His superpower was dementia
He replied to himself
If you say your superpower is having no side effect then you don't technically have a superpower
#dailydoseofmemes
Me: Jumps across the beds
Everyone at the hospital: 👽
9:16 Willy Wonka:AnD ThATs HoW wE MaKe OuR ChOcOlAtE
i laughed so hard at the chocolate rain i punched my screen, shit
I just came back from a boring school and watched this, i feel no more sadness
The thumbnail got me laughing already🥲☝️✨
Excuse ma'am,i just want to say i love your pfp
@@moonundernostalgia thank you🤩☝️
3:23 Why did England lose the 2022 chess competition?
Because their queen died
3:17 i grab those stuff from the freezer and eat it when im bored. My whole family thinks i eat plastic XD
0:06 "tell me, have you had any.... major puberty changes?"
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
"you can choose your superpower but the first reply chooses your side effect"
ooo imma try it
my super power is the power to warp reality
fact: this is a fact.
I can verify that this was indeed a fun fact.
Nice.
But what if it isn't
liar that isnt fun
19:47
the video:British people playng chess and knowing their queen can't die
me: ye... about that...
10:05 thats called being a furry
0:09 Bold of you by assuming someone with a brain would laugh at that.
Me: *Stabs mouse because I lost*
Everyone at the mouse race: HOLD UP-
Everyone at the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse:
You stole this
wasn’t funny
When you censor adult:
*Ultimate family friendly*
Why did it censor adult in the first one
Because adults are violent
2:47
the user of "i love sakuatsu"
All haikyuu fans who notice:
16:30
Eri and Nezuko in one body
3:17 the kid isn't even eating plastic, it's rice paper 😂
6:07 i stopped using my horn atg pedestrians, they just turn arround and get angry, and rarely ever step away. Instead, since i have a manual, i just push it out of the gear and slam the gas pedal (since im not in any gear, car wont accelerate), and then everyone on the road just jumps away, and anyone outside of the road turns arround. Just be sure to push the shifter out of the gear before you do this, and i dont think it works with automatics.
16:20 “every single one of them, and not just the men, but the women, and the children.”
Right at that 6 minute mark we went crazy
16:21 "Not just the men, but the women and children too!"
The first one:
Me: I laugh at it for both reasons.
"Money cant Buy happiness"
"Have you ever been happy without money?"
0:00
The Perfect Scam Doesn't Exis-
16:27 "And not just the men, But the women and children too."
"Keep bragging and we'll send another missile."
Bro 💀💀
"british people playing chess knowing their queen cant die" how that aged..
1:49 Crabs are scavenger hunters for food like sea animals like fish and whales, but when mr krabs saw pearl with her dead mom. Instead of cooking her and her mother he decided to raise pearl and kill her off when shes 18.
Incorrect he took pearl cause he couldn't get the milk for the cheese without her
0:09, i am 11 and my mental age is 40, i am laughing at this for both the reasons
Average eating plastic so turtles don't have to fan:
Casual eating plastic to show that turtles are weak enjoyer:
2:45 japan guy: our food taste better and look better unlike others
This random guy: yu sure bout that? *drops a nuclear bomb in japan*
You had me at absolutely nothing.
Subscribed.
10:08 I'm confused. Multishot can only be applied to crossbows, and punch can only be applied to bows
Same thing with quick charge, im pretty sure that it only goes on crossbows
@@dinosor466 yeah
Could be an enchanted book
AY man used my post!
The Rasin Canes one LMAO im dead!
7:12 I keep my dog off the couch so she doesn't piss and shit anywhere
2:53 Perfect description! 💯🤣
Adults watching this: **Gets the thumbnail joke**
Me: **Is literally a child and knows to much for my age**
6:23
My power: I can speak cat
You can't speak human
Maria had diarrhea , it got me
Oh and chocalate rain ....
😂
me: goes to dig out something I forgot
The entire funeral:
5:07 Optimus Prime done filled her with his Optimus slime
*Keep bragging and we'll send another missile*
-y e s, 2021
9:13 a Barney movie
This isn’t a comment, this is a statement
Me: licks knife after eating
Everyone in the surgery room:👁👄👁
#dailydoseofmemes
Hol up
1:03 im keeping all of them in my basement
I needed this
1:46 - yk stands in this case for "you know" not "your kidding"
19:47 the tt is funnier when you realize the queen died a few weeks ago
10:25
RAGE QUIT LMFAOOOOOOOOO
19:13 I WAS ON REDDIT YESTERDAY AND I FOUND THAT COMMENT! It was on a post on r/teenagers "Boys, what are some question you have for girls but are too embarrassed to ask?"
Oh cool didnt ask r\discord #discord #reddit
@@Shorts-fb9jx I know, I was just surprised and excited, that's all. I'm sure you would have reacted the exact same way. And guess what? I didn't ask if anyone asked. Have a good day, sir.
13:19 On me its "I hear a symphony in my ass" IM ON THE GROUND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE-
For me I think it’s Enemy- In my a**
THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL HAS ME CRY LAUGHING 😭😂
0:09 you forgot abt the teens 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: Sabotages electrical to get a free kill
Everyone in The shop:
#Dailydoesofmemes
0:05 i saw this episode one day and I noticed that the part where beast boy started the *MÏLK* was missing and when I saw this meme i realized why...
1:23
i think that guy grew up to be an architect
5:50 I know what I'm going to do in life now, lol.
My superpower is: i can fix any problem with a snap of my finger
The one about the shotgun... Antidepressant wasn't a wrong answer, so the guy got it wrong.
Me when i see the thumbnail :Hold up. Wait a minute somethings not right.
The thumbnail gets me every time xD
1:18 I was prepared for an evangalion reference 💀
13:13
I was listening to the song pump it
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
BRO THE FIRST ONE 💀
YES NOTHING I LOVE NOTHING JUST LIKE MY SOUL LMAO
Everybody gangsta until wonderwomen smiles and sticks out her tongue
1st one
Kid: Milk fight
Adult: THICC MILK FIGHT
1:08 American health care
Wait wrong answers only? My bad
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Daily dose of memes: cupid
me as a kid: i know what does it mean
it means spe-
my bigger bro: what were you writing
Pov: you didnt read the thumbnail but realised the meaning of the video the MOMENT you laughed at the first meme